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Two fails for the price of one!
also lol at the camera getting owned
haha cracking good
Skinny jeans Fail!
Photojock Fail!
Schadenfreude WIN!!!!!!!
OW GAWDDAMMIT!
Right on the head!
it’s not scratched, only broken x’D
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
WTF.. is that a homeless guy or something at the end?
Pretty much ruined the video for me.
i almost feel bad for how hard i laughed at that.
OH, GOTTA MINUTE!
im pretty sure he said ow goddamit. not even close to oh got a minute.
Hearing FAIL
^^Comment WIN
Understanding english FAIL
that was the best part!! haha. i thought the video was pretty lame until the last few seconds. laughed for minutes.
its not broken, it sepeated into 5 little cameras.
Proof that America is blind to the plight of the homeless. That guy is probably thinking, “what a noisy speedbump”.
Proof that America is blind to the plight of the down-and-out rap singer. Where’s his part of the Stimulus Package?!? HMMMMMM????
The majority of the homeless support? Voted out by the Republican party. Anything else?
Trying to bring politics to failblog = fail. Stop trolling.
I second that emotion
Wanna see MY stimulus package?
Repulicans call IT excessive too.
I only listen to Repelicans during the winter.
YOU FILTHY, BIASED, UNFUNNY, GODDAMN LIBERALS!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW STUPID AND BLIND YOU’RE BEING!?!? HAVE WE OFFENDED YOU FOR TRYING TO SAVE THE ECONOMY THAT DUMBASS CLINTON DESTROYED? TOO BAD! WE’RE TRYING TO SAVE LIVES, END THE WAR IN IRAQ, AND STOP THE NEEDLESS KILLING OF BABIES. PRO-CHOICE MY ASS!!! I’M SURE BABIES HAVE THE ABILITY TO CHOOSE BETWEEN LIFE OR DEATH… YOU SICKEN ME!
Um, yeah that explains why we had a SURPLUS when Clinton was in office. As for the other, if you’re pro-life you had better be AGAINST the death penalty too.
It’s stupid to say that, since they are both COMPLETELY DIFFERENT issues.
You can’t say because it’s wrong to kill an innocent baby that it’s also wrong to rid the world of murderers and rapists.
That’s a logical fallacy called, “Stupidity”.
It takes several years for the effects of policy changes to manifest. Many of the domestic economic problems are indeed Clinton’s fault
High they’re sunny. Something tells me that you are just saying this for attention. One does not need yell drivel that one doesn’t believe just so that I will say hi. One only need say hello coyote and I’ll respond. Have a nice night now Ba-bye.
Hee…!
I couldn’t help myself.
Using logic never works, you know. They are immune to logic.
Temptation surrounds us all.
When and how did the anti-troll stomping, age of Aquarius thing start? I missed all of the new stuff.
Troll stomping isn’t discouraged, but troll feeding is. It’s hard for some to tell the difference.
Stomping trolls is still just fine. A few of us voiced opinions that the “tazing” and the antics surrounding it had become just as annoying as the trolls themselves, and there was quite an uproar about it, and a lot of people twisting our words and meanings. I still am perfectly happy to *FOOOM!!!* a troll when necessary.
WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*POUNCE!*
*SNOGROFLHUG*
Yeah, people seem to glaze over the whole “balanced budget” thing that Clinton had going on. It wasn’t like we spent 1.3 trillion dollars in Iraq for nothing, then gaff at an 800 billion rescue plan meant to restore the country like it was a slap in the face….
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*Ceases and desists pontificating*
*humbly steps off of soapbox*
*NUZZLESMOOCHGROPE!*
Dammit, Christopher…that was meant for the Admiral. You stepped in the way on purpose, didn’t you? DIDN’T you??
*jumps Chirstopher*
*SMOOCH*
*leaps over Christopher and Avis*
Nobody will deny me a NUZZLESMOOCHGROPE!
You two get your own lovenest!
*Wonders who this Chirstopher is that Avis is jumping and smooching*
*Gets quietly jealous*
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Was also the victim of a drive-by *NUZZLESMOOCHGROPE!*
*quietly leaves through window*
*gooses coyote as he goes*
*Changes name to reflect Avis’ new interest*
*mutters to self* Damned typos.
Sorry, I was smooched breathless down there, and lack of oxygen made me a touch loopy.
.
*Pushes Avis onto comfy couch*
*Begins randomly kissing all over her*
*Shows Avis the NUZZLESMOOOCHGROPE! he recently learned*
That, by the way, is just sweet!
WO-HOO!
I like learning new things!
Hmph. It’s just a tad tacky to put a new move on a woman in front of the woman who showed it to you while she’s trying to put that very same move on HER guy.
.
.
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I’m not sure that even made sense to me… :p
But see, I put a counterclockwise motion into my grope, while you used clockwise. Completely different.
Hee!
Jeez, I think they are finally gone…
*closes door*
*sits behind Dragon*
*BRUSHSTROKENIBBLE*
Hee…!
Please do make sure you give it the full hundred strokes…
STOP SCREAMING!!!!!
Nuclear winter?
i wanna see my package stimulated.
HAHAHA!! NIIIIIIICCCCCCEEE!!!!
Win. EPIC win.
Shaken, not stirred.
Implying, perhaps, that you’ve never seen it stimulated before? Maybe you need to try new things. I hear potatoes are very in this year.
Pun not intended in that last line. <.<
*Snickers*
TS20, when intentions go out the door puns come innuendo.
I don’t want to see your package stimulated.
Smokey Robinson & the Miracles! Unless you meant to say “motion”.
We have a bit of an earworm war going on here. It’s a hard habit to break.
It’s also hard to say I’m sorry for spreading the earworms. Maybe i should get away.
Damn those Republicans. DAMN them!!!
Run them over with bicycles!!!
Just this: *SMOOCH*
I happen to agree with you btw.
I’m sorry, but the campaign to keep Politics Out Of Failblog (POOF) is going to have to taze you for that.
*tazes*
Another POOF victory!
Noodleguy, we have ceased (for the most part) with the tazing bit. I have earned the right to say what I said. YOU are being the troll here, and you have no power over me.
*cough* Never said I did have authority. But it’s still pretty much feeding a troll.
And tazing still goes on. Sometimes. Doesn’t it? I’m not that old of a geezer D:
*drives away in his delorean* Fiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Christopher is NOT a troll!!!!! Neither is McFail!!!
And debates and discussions of all sorts happen here often. We will discuss what we like. If you have no interest in reading it, please feel free to move along and read a different thread.
Noodleguy, for information on the ban on tazing, see my comment below.
“Noodleguy” has left the Facebook group I have never had sex with a goat.
That was a bit gruff.
Oh, don’t be such a nanny.
You’re right, I shouldn’t butt in.
there’s just enough of us to play 3 billy goats gruff!. Noodle guy can be the troll under the bridge, but always remeber to wear your combination chastity belt around him
Yeah! He’s not the boss of you!
POOF sounds like a remarkably good idea to me
Note to self: try desperately not to disparage those fellow FAILbloggers who, through no real fault of their own, are woefully ignorant of what it takes to maintain a Constitutional Republic.
All we need is love
Eight days a week.
Here I stand, head in hand, turn my face to the wall…
If she’s gone ( ^ )I can’t go on, feeling two foot small.
Would you two cut it out? You’ve got to hide your love away!
She’s got a ticket to ride ya’ know. Granted it’s to DC, but it’s a ticket!
Speaking of tickets, you may end up with a visitor in May, Avis.
Oh? Please tell me it’s someone I might WANT to see!
I’ll wear a sticker that says “Christopher from FB”.
*grins*
YAAAY!!! What brings you to the windy city?
Aside from the obvious reason? Because I’ve never been, and I have a ton of vacation hours, and all the talk about pizza a few fails ago got me going.
Awww! Bring walking shoes. That’s the best advice I can give anyone planning to come here. Really comfortable walking shoes. And May? You’ll still need a warm jacket. It snows in April here. So May is pretty cold still.
Thanks. I take it that driving anywhere isn’t really a good idea in Chicago?
Not really. The drivers here are really aggressive. And all the tourists that are walking about seem to have never seen a left turn signal before. But you don’t really need a car, you can walk just about anywhere. And where you can’t walk there are buses and the el. For a bit more money one could take a cab.
the part in the movie help where they play this song is sweet
its in australier …. fail = )
australier?
Seriously, how can a person just do that do a homeless guy’s head? WTF that is failure.
The best part is when the guy says “shit man… it’s not scratched, it’s broken man…”. No kidding ?!
Then on top of that he asks if it is broken.
YES! A “twofer”! Sweet, indeed!
Intelligence fail also. The camera was literally in pieces and he picks up the pieces and says, “oh man, it’s broken.” ya think!?!?
I think its a win for the bicycle rider. Takes skill to own someones camera AND a hobo.
hahaha yes! so true!! hahaha!!
second :O
Ka-Bong!
Whoopsie Goldberg!
noob goldberg!
Dill(weed) Goldberg!
ohhhh poor bum LOL
the camera hurt too, but not as much as bike wheel + head.
PS WHO THE $%^& CARES IF YOU ARE 2nd Jackass
What happened to ignoring the trolls?
What trolls?
You know, the-
Oh, never mind.
You ignore the tolls?
Yes. Under the new Failblog Pacifism Act, Clause 1, line 1: “Trolls will be ignored until they stop spamming, as they will get bored of not being the centre of attention in a comments section.” Line 2 states “The use of tazers is now illegal”.
You set back the movement every time you call attention to it.
Good point Admiral…
Two steps forward, one step back?
More like two steps forward, two steps back.
One, two, cha-cha-cha!
You put your left leg in
You put your left leg out
You put your left leg in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around
That’s what it’s all about…
By Golly, WOW!
They have the Hokey Pokey in England?
Wonders never cease!
Actually, wonders ceased this morning in Japan. It’s just taking the rest of the world a while to catch up to them. AS ALWAYS.
What is this?
Wait…who am I? What am I? I seem to be…ignoring myself?
Jason, it was decided recently that, pursuant to Paragraph 12, Section 3a, you are not a troll.
You seem to be making good on all your previous infractions and showing remorse always grants an early parole. Well for the most part.
Though the vote was NOT unanimous.
Ditto.
Amen!
*pops into the thread with lemon squares and chocolate meringues*
Amen v’amen. I was definitely on the dissenting side there.
Everyone may have two goodies! Enjoy
Woohoo!
Um…wait. If I say that I “enjoyed di’s goodies”, that might send the wrong message here…
*takes one lemon square and one chocolate meringue*
Could we make this general “two goodies” rule permanent? I don’t want to have to make any more decisions like the baklava fiasco the other day.
No, Hammykins. Internal turmoil about cost/benefit analyses with respect to sweets is part of the package. Good try, though.
Damn. I suppose nothing is truly “free”…
*takes two chocolate meringues*
Yay, chocolate (what’s a meringue?).
Egg white and powdered sugar (in this case with chocolate added) whipped until stiff and allowed to harden into sweet, slightly crunchy goodness.
“Whipped until stiff”….kinky! :p
BOGGY eatses plates?*Munch Crunch CRUNCH*
Plates YUMMY NUMMY wif meringues!Boggy is a skwerl again? I must’ve been having too many martinis.
crud! not again! gRRrr! Skwerlly need sleeps*Pops back into thread* I wasn’t/am not a full time member
so I couldn’t vote either way. Though it seems weird how a minority can win. For any Canadians out there that’s a zing on our government.
*Takes a lemon square shoves into mouth to prevent further spurting of random digressions, grabs a chocolate meringue*
DTI you sure do make good treats, and a great variety to. Wait you did make them right? Anyways thanks.
How close was this vote? Is it still too late to cast my ballot? This feels like the Bush / Gore election all over again….
You didn’t vote that time ?!!!
I’ll try this again…*jumps Christopher, and SMOOCHES hi ’till he gasps for breath*
Hee!
*Smiles goofily..goofy*
*Passes out from pleasure and lip-lock asphyxiation*
Hey, AA we tried to find a different nest!
We can’t help it! Everywhere we land together becomes a lovenest! But honestly, it’s Avis. Can you really blame me?
*blushes*
Show me that new move again?
Alright, Avis, I’m going to bed. And at least in my fantasy, you’re coming too.
Sweet dreams.
*sigh*
G’night!
Thank you, DTI, thank you – mmmmmmmm nummers, most excellent goodies!
Shucks.
I dissed all of you commenting here so much it’s hard looking at me in another way. >__>
oh wow, “tolls” was not a typo. but ugh….thanks for clarifying BF. My pun run was shot down quick (sadface).
It was fairly unclear that was a pun run. I wouldn’t have got it unless you pointed it out, lol.
(I’ll try to restart it, OdinsKnot.)
You butter the rolls?
You lie at the polls?
As long as you don’t pick your moles.
Don’t feed the trolls!
Don’t creed the scrolls!
My comment’s sadly lead to holes.
That some read as political goals.
Seriously guys, what are you doing?
what are your goals?
My goal?
To use beanpoles to cajole the whole souls
of troll’s wearing camisoles into bogholes in
knolls by the atoll’s shoals where the bowls
of coal roll.
Trollin trollin’ trollin’
Though their heads are swollen
Keep them trollies lollin’
FAILblaaaaawg!
Don’t try to understand ‘em
Just tease and taze and brand ‘em
Soon they’ll be dyin’ in the bog…
Okay…just a quick interjection here. A thread of random rhymes does NOT a pun-run make. Just sayin’.
True, but rhyming is fun too
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Oh, no doubt. It’s just not punny.
It, however, rocks
My misinterpretation deserved that punishment.
They used a great song anyways… ‘Saturday Night in the City of the Dead’
Yeah, “Saturday Night in the City of the Dead” from the album “Ultravox.” I LOVE that album, nice to know someone else remembers it too.
Dang, I was almost going to submit this. But I didn’t. I failed.
Where’s my bicycle? Lie down, please…
or videotape a stairs!
Where’s my camera? Oh, wait…
At least it’s not scratched…
last one was epic
Yes. Epically retarded.
The last bit is lame, but the BMX Bandit would be proud of the camera take-down.
Does the guy actually ask “Is this broken” after slamming the camera into 3 different pieces?
Yes. Oh, sorry, was that a rhetorical question?
He spoke too soon.
That comment deserves a rimshot AA.
I knew someone of your caliper would brake in sooner or later.
I see you are all geared up for this run.
I have a dear friend that feels deflated when she misses a pun-run, so I wheelie hope she gets here soon.
I will never tire of her wit.
Aw, you guys…gimme a brake! You’re making me blush, so I REALLY hope you’re not yanking my chain.
Of course not, Dragonwriter. We would never mishandle[bars] you like that. That would just be asking to be kickstanded.
Hee…! True.
*sits down with flower*
*starts plucking pedals*
*Forks over accolades*
*gears up for a proper response…*
I’ll never tire of these pun runs!
Oops! Didn’t see that someone already rode by with the “tire” pun.
I don’t think you really tread on anyone’s toes. Not hard at least.
I’ll try to keep a grip on what I post.
the guy on the BMX says;
“shit man…”
“Its not scratched…..oh this is…this is broken?”
Probably the funniest part about this fail, should be called extreme sports athlete education fail.
I didn’t hear it. Don’t have sound on my computer.
Headphones, man. Headphones.
Did you actually just ask if the guy actually asks “Is this broken” after slamming the camera into 3 different pieces after watching the video where he asks “Is this broken” after slamming the camera into 3 different pieces?
first!
Yes we can…
but you can’t.
But you can hope
But what if this guy is actually the real one?
Someone call Peter Parker!
HOPE TO FAIL!!
Bum smack lol
no! y’all are wrong! i was here first! :>
OH! Goddammit!
Best fail in a long time.
I really wish the last part of the clip wasn’t tacked on. It is a real buzz-kill when that kind of hate is not followed by instant Karma.
Don’t worry that bum will get his karma back, I’m sure later that day he found half a smashed bottle of malt liquor, or perhaps an undamaged needle in the trash to use.
OdinsKnot FAIL. As with all things in life, it’s usually the minority that ruins everything for the majority. Not all homeless are drug addicts. Many, the majority even, once held decent jobs until something happened which ruined their ability to pay a mortgage or rent. They could perhaps hold decent jobs again, were it not for some debilitating medical issue (perhaps acquired on the previous job). Or even for people like you, who dismiss them out of hand.
I am not pro-welfare, but to make such blanket statements clearly shows a contempt for humanity that would frighten the shit out of Satan himself.
Step out of your ivory tower now and again. The fresh air will do you good.
cough*buzzkill*cough
*Hands Judy a tiny little pink cough drop*
And smiles
I bet the bum probably found a slightly broken camera in the trash.
Perhaps the beginning of a new career in Camera Repair!!
(Thanks, WhoaNellie!)
Agreed Judy…that soapbox is really crowded today.
Guys! NO! *tazes both Odin and munch*
In the name of Politics Out Of Failblog I’m going to have to put this comment nest under strict quarantine. Anyone posting here is feeding trolls so DON’T DO IT!
Politics in Failblog is FAIL! Don’t ruin fun for other people!
This is towards both of you, mind you. Who I agree with is irrelevant.
My apologies I guess, seems karma got me on that joke.
…more like the Karma Police. It seems they’ve taken over Fail Blog today.
They come and go, they come and go.
“a contempt for humanity that would frighten the shit out of Satan himself.”
No, if it was that, then _I_ would have said it.
Humanity sucks.
And most of the homeless are mentally ill, not drug addicts or simply unlucky.
Most politicians are mentally ill, and THEY get to live in ivory towers.
BOGGY for PRESIDENT 2012!!!
BOGGY can eats President?Him mite tastes betters than Trolls?
an affer BOGGY eat up Mr. Barry
him cans eats scary Hairy Reed
an prancy Nancy Peelosie?
BOGGY fix Cry Sis! No like see
sisster to be cry and sad all time!
Boggy, dear, sweetie, please stay out of politics. If you thought cookies made you gassy, you don’t want to know what politics would do to your digestive system. It wouldn’t be pretty.
I know this isn’t a good forum for soapboxes, but:
Compassion fail.
Oops.
That was for Odins.
It landed there, and what is up with the folks here today? We seem to have a bunch of apathetic yet energetic types today
*inserts “.”into above statement*
Energetic apathy? That does sound dangerous.
*Hands Avis extra “.”s*
I have bunches..
Um.. where is this “.” supposed to go? that last post was inside asterisks, it was an action, it doesn’t get one of those.
*looks puzzled*
Oh no, they are for future use. I am “.” wealthy; just spreading the wealth. I suppose something like cookies would be nicer, but I haven’t had time to bake today.
Ah, in that case thank you much!
*takes “.” and stows it away for future use*
Would you like a cupcake? Dark chocolate with lavender icing!
*holds out plate of cupcakes*
Wow, fancy! Thanks.
*munch*
Delicious!
Ooh, I’m glad they turned out well. They sound yummy!
BOGGY wunts cakecup!Miss Avis
kan BOGGY has cakecup?
BOGGY not lergick to chocolate, OK? HUH?
PLEEZE?*Giggles in Anticipation*
*laces remaining cupcakes with powerful laxative*
*leaves plate on table and walks away*
FYI… Visine eye drops have a powerful laxative property when ingested. Just so ya know.
Good to know. I’ll have to remember that one.
BTW, I saved one for you, Christopher.
*hands Christopher a cupcake*
It is a safe one, I put it aside for you.
*Enjoys without reservation*
Mmmmm, lavendery….
*Wipes a little frosting onto Avis’ lips*
*Licks it off*
You need reservations for those cupcakes?
Mmmm!
*wraps arms around Christopher’s neck*
*and one leg around his waist*
Hee!
*Pulls Avis in just a little tighter, wrapping arms around her waist*
*hands resting at the small of her back*
*snuggles closer*
Mmmm! Lavendery!
*ponders the possibility of a separate LoveNest™ section on FB for Avis & Christopher…*
*Seconds the pondering of WhoaNellie*
I see… poison the cupcakes so that the people late to the show can’t have any
*whips up another batch of cupcakes, non-poisoned*
Here ya’ go.
If there were private messaging on FB, I would make use of it. Assuming of course that Godot here would allow it. Sometimes the computer is… finicky.
These cupcakes…were..poisoned?
*drops cupcake and collapses on the floor, as foam at mouth froths*
Not as bad as you think.
Did BFF catch rabies from a rabid cupcake?
*twitch, twitch*
Who…let…Boggy…bake…cupcakes?
It’s okay, you only have to get a series of shots.
BF, Avis’ brand of poisioning won’t kill you. You’ll just wish you were dead as you lose 20 pounds in a single sit.
I’m going to get shot?! No!!! I’m too young to die!!! AAAAH!!!
*screams and crawls out of room*
Also, don’t drink the Visine.
Also don’t take any balloons from evil clowns.
This is getting increasingly disturbing.
I think your best bet is avoiding all cupcakes in the future.
Gotcha.
*notes in notebook “CUPCAKES ARE OUT TO GET YOU“
*writes “cupcakes” on List of Things Bondfan is Afraid of, right next to “Hershey man”*
*types “cupcakes” on List of Things hammykins knows that
Bondfan is afraid of.*
*breaks out in cold sweat and colo(u)r drains from face*
Where? Where’s Hershey man? WHERE HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?! HUNT HIM DOWN!!! AAAH!!!
*black out*
*munches cupcake*
Absolutely delish.
Um…what’s with all the carnage?
I have no idea! But that was hysterical!
BFF, that should teach you about eating unattended food!
I have some nice safe visine free cupcakes if you are interested.
*holds out a single cupcake on a platter*
Or you could have some of my delicious sweets from up ^ there. No medicinal additives at all.
*opens one eye*
Hmmm…I guess since these are Avis cupcakes they’re probably safe.
*reaches out for cupcake and pops in mouth*
Mmmm…high levels of sugar that could kill if eaten too often…
I DID make a safe batch you know.
*Wonders. . .”is it safe?”*
It’s safe. Have one, dark chocolate with lavender icing. Sprinkled with a bit of lavender for good measure. I might have a cruel streak, but I’m not ENTIRELY evil.I made a few batches a week or so ago, they were great! And I don’t even like sweets!
Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got cake in my tummy. . .
I’m very intrigued by the lavender usage in the frosting, Avis. (I am afraid it would taste “soapy” – I must have said a few bad words when I was little. ) What is it like?
It’s good, you just can’t use very much at all. I put about a quarter teaspoon for a 16 ounce can. It’s not soapy. You can click on my name and the story is there.
BOGGY eat up all cakecups!*time passes*
*gas passes*
Oooooo BOGGY feeled funni!
Oh hey Avis & Christopher! BOGGY sicky feeling!
Urrrp! BARF! Glllllaaaaaaaaaaaah!SORRY! BOGGY clean you?
@Marius -
*Wonders…”is it secret?”*
.
I’m sorry. Czuhc’s new avatar made me think of it.
@Marius -
Bubble-gum Music!
Wow – 1910 Fruitgum Company, Archies…..
*daydreams of past music*
*fails to realize how she is dating herself*
Maybe thirty seconds later the dumbass on the bike plowed into the side of a police car. Insult AND injury!
Ah, yes. That’s nice Avis. I’ll decide that is what happened.
Or got hit by a bus. That’d leave a dent in him!
I thought about that, but that seemed a bit on the drastic side. If he hits the cop car, he will break some part of himself, some part of his bike, and some part of the cop car (ok, maybe just dent it, but that qualifies as damage). The cops will then arrest him for damage to the car, thus adding the insult.
If he gets hit by a bus, game over, nothing learned.
Your comment about the police car reminded me of the intro to SKATE., in which your character is skating through a school, jumps over some stairs into the street, and is immediately hit by a bus. That’s why I was thinking getting hit by a bus would be appropriate.
Is that a hobo?
By the way, are those guys stupid to perform bmx tricks over the poor man’s head?
Yes, and yes.
Wow, lol, gotta love how confused he is.
“It’s broken.” not sh-t
And jumping a homeless guy, well, almost.
“Oh gawd dammit!!” i lmao at that
this is not bmx!! this is a bicyle! buba knows, he tried once, years ago.
It is a BMX bicycle, which is often shortened to, “It’s a BMX.” Maybe that wasn’t the case “years ago,” but it is now.
seriously guys… hitting the homeless dude is not funny or cool :-/
Scroll up to read about karma.
Referring people to your unfunny, seriously disturbing, non-compassionate, and just plain stupid comment, is as bad as posting it in the first place.
*Snickers*
mmmm, Snickers…
jake3, I like the CHANGE in avatar.
Your just angry that I got flamed by other bleeding hearts and you were too late. Forgive me for trying to deflate the same comment about a hobo a thousand times. Spare me your attempt at looking cool at my expense, most of all learn to take a joke. I shouldn’t even post this, but you were just plain rude so I’ll do it this one time.
It was one joke. spare me your bleeding heart political babble. How many people posted “ooh the poor hobo” a thousand times. posting about my comment with nothing new to say than others did is just plain stupid.
See how the same comment over and over again gets annoying to read? *bows*
{/rant}
*hangs ^ by his own valknut*
Yea but I’ll recover and be back in about 9 days.
Lookin’ forward to it, OK!
I shall count the minutes of your absence.
Of? Or until?
You’re giving into temptation again.
I can resist everything except temptation.
~ Oscar Wilde
Howdy Coyote!
Bit it IS a FAIL.
Bikkit, please?
Bit of coirse.
*passes bikkit*
*thinks to herself, “bitthead”!*
That was directed to WhaiNilly, not you, BFF.
Little bonus at the end there!
Hobo beatdown is a fail.
He needs to jump over three of them on his skateboard
I just keep thinking “how is that dumb-ass going to pay for a new camera?”
Sell videos of him smashing it to pieces on the Internet?
Youtube doesn’t pay you for videos.
Oh sometimes they do… if you’re a partner… like two of my favorite youtube vids are
easy. they are professionals on the metal bike company team filming for a video. the company will pay for a new camera. and sean burns (the guy that hit the hobo) always does stuff like that. look him up
Cameraman should pay for it, being stupid enough to allow it to hang over the edge where it could get hit. A single step backward and the camera carnage could have been avoided.
At first I was disapointed because nothing bad happened to anyone but then… hiting hobos in the head is always funny
Slam!
Hee!
bum gettin’ fuqd up = win
I liked the parenting fail better.
Double Fail…sweet. Sucks about the camera. Perhaps if the man was being a productive member of society instead of sleeping on the sidewalk this never would have happened. Stupid Bum.
Trollin’ trollin’ trollin’
you just keep on trollin’
But I aint’ gonna feed you.
I’m just gonna use excessive apostrophe’s
ye’ah
y’ay, I lov’e excessive apostrophe’s(I also love parenthesis[and these things{yay parenthesis}]).
I’m not sure if the guy was homeless. It looks like there is a camera or something next to him on the ground. I think he was there to film as the guy attempted to jump over him and get a good pic. But that didn’t work out so well. If he is homeless though, not so funny.
“It’s not scratched” hahaha
Dude, that wasn’t a camera, it was a cup. Understandable mistake though, I can’t count the number of times I’ve gone to take a picture of someone and realized at the last minute that I was trying to take their picture with a cup.
Or turn off the tv with a chapstick.
…or brush my teeth with a fork.
…or answer my iron when my phone rings.
… or try to use a microphone as a telephone.
A friend of mine picked up an HP calculator and tried to turn on one of those all black microwaves to watch TV.
I almost swallowed a plectrum when I was eating crackers.
*googles ‘plectrum’*
*had hoped for a funnier answer*
*wanders away*
What exactly were you expecting? I’m not that inattentive when I eat.
*that inattentive when I eat.
*replaces “plectrum” with “speculum”*
*stands back*
Wrong end.
You picked your crackers, eh?
He likes strumming sociables.
I wouldn’t fret about it.
We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.
I’ve got to finish building it before you can do that!
I like a person who enjoys a Premium riff.
Oh, you’re just stringing me along now…
Would never do that. I might strike the wrong chord and end up Krispy.
Mind if I tune into this pun run?
Do you mind if I tune into this pun run?
That was a harmonic double post.
lol hes not homeless
look at his white sneaks and his nice slacks
He was able to buy those thanks to the success of his snowball selling business.
Hey, I thought it was funny….
What’s with all the trolls trying to turn this into some sort of a stupid racism/classism debate thing over the homeless guy in one way or another?
Get over it!
What a baby- it’s not like it was a safe or a piano to the gourd.
extremely fake
Epic! Who’s to say that dude was homeless.
Why does the hobo have a paper penis taped to his back?
That guy sounded like Napolian Dynamite
Everything was funny until you realize that the last part of the clip was intentional. Doing that to the homeless guy was not funny at all. Initially I laughed but reviewing the video, you realize that it wasn’t an accident, it was set up and fully intentional. If I knew where to find that guy who did it, I’d gladly do it to him. Disgusting.
It was me! Muhahahaha…come and get me!
I dont think some idiot with a bike constitutes a fail blog……If we let every bike crash or hobo bike interaction be posted on this site we would loose track of what it truly is to fail!
Well, if you loose track, I hope you can recapture it.
Kinda reminds me of the famous drunk artist, Too Loose LaTrack…
gainful employment fail
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/jack-grabber
Hold on there spammer!
Ka-Bong!
last!
double fail+double ownage=fun (for view)
what’s missing? a faceplant or the rider getting owned by the bike.
Actually, it was a mistake. Not intentional. I know the photographer and he called me freaking out after it happened. He gave the bum his last 20 bucks. Homer, you are an idiot.
Amie, don’t believe everything you hear. Just watch the video and you can see the intention in it. Convenient that they were all around the guy? Calling me an idiot because I see what happened in the video and you don’t. Get all the facts before you state your opinion. But I stand by my initial comment, I’d love to meet the guy who did this and do it to him. Very little thought put into this trick. Homeless are not to be utilized for pranks, they are people too. Grow up guys.
I agree, Amie. Homer is an idiot. You see, I know the photographer, too. Hell, I was that bum! I used that twenty bucks to buy a new suit of clothes. I then went on a job interview. Ended up getting hired by a high-profile law firm. And now look at me! Senior partner of a multi-state practice! All due to a misfortunate bicycle/BMX accident.
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I’m not quite sure what you’re trying to say. Can you be clearer?
Srry, ment to sey:
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“Sorry, I can’t hear you.”
Oh, and to see the article dig article based off the broken camera go to http://jeffphoto.net/tearsheets.html. No it wasn’t a cup, it was an actually camera.
The voices tell me to post this!
Vermin that hear voices?
I’m done.
*exits thread*
Hee hee! I wasn’t expecting the dude at the end. Nice finish!
Seriously.. this site isnt for jackass copycats who crash their bike or beat up the homeless, it is intednded for those that try to succeed, but fail miserably. Not a fail!
What part of “Failblog” do you not get? That guy who broke the camera failed badly, and you call the video not a fail?
Besides the fact that the scene is set up…..no it is not a fail! Lets not turn failblog into a bunch of jackass scenes; or worse yet into a bunch of skateboarders falling on their ass. The hillarity of failblog lies in its irony.
i’m photographer and that why I have to buy good lenses, to keep away any rider who don’t use his brain before a trick
Iam a photographer too…and i guess the guy with the Camera was going for some good wide-angled action shots…which is indeed in need of a short distance to the object as you surely know
Dumb idea anyways…my 16-35L would NEVER get in that close range to a fast moving bike ! 
greets
hahahhahahaha
I like the good intention to repair the camera so I think it’s a bit too late
looks like flava flav has fallen on hard times.
Speed bump! I mean… uh… pedestrian!!! Eather way, ten points!
is this broken?
Youtube FAIL now.
ROFL
Is it just me, or was that Draco Malfoy at the end there?
This should be an Epic Win at the end.. funniest thing i’ve seen in a VERY long time.. ow.. god damnit.. classic
You are deaf dumb and blind if you don’t think that’s funny. LMAO. I wonder if Hobo Dude stayed right there til a car ran over his legs.
I’ve seen a homeless guy get his legs run over. It’s not funny.
I came across this blog while searching for something completely different, but I have to say, I’m impressed. I’ll definetely subscribe to the RSS feed.
You know RE: Plight of the homeless. Sometimes it has nothing to do with homeless sometimes people are just self centered inconsiderate bastards to all fellow humans. Guy was thinking about the shot not looking if there might have been a person there.
YEEEEEEEEEES I JUMPER OVER THE HOMELESSSSS!!!!!!!!
Folks, this is all deliberate. There’s no fail here, just lame.
“It’s not scratched man, it’s … broken”
other guy: “This is broken?”
Being a photographer it was definitely cringe-worthy to watch the video, but the best part was the last few-second clip. I keep laughing and I cannot stop.
poor guy of the camera!!!! high fail!!!
Product of today’s education created by the DEMOCRATS.
Losers.
LOL retards
Oh come on. You did not see a guy get his legs run over. And no that wouldn’t be funny. He didn’t actually get really hurt from the bike and it was an accident so yeah it was funny. If it had been me laying in the middle of the street and I got hit by a bike, I surely can see where everyone would think it is funny.
And you know what else? I laugh at his clothes.
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, Calif. — A Rancho Cucamonga homeless man already charged with soaking live cats in gas and torching them is now facing additional counts for allegedly using scissors to lop off feline tails.
Timothy Kooyman was ordered to trial last May on four felony animal cruelty charges. Last week, San Bernardino County prosecutors amended the charges to include using scissors as a deadly weapon.
Kooyman has pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity. If convicted, he faces up to seven years in prison.
Prosecutors say the 25-year-old Kooyman lured stray cats, then broke their legs and cut off their tails with scissors. Last May, Kooyman allegedly set a live cat ablaze and started a brush blaze.
Who was that guy at the end? Just sitting there, why?
OWW GODDAMMIT!!!
lol, “this is broken?”ofcourse not, the camera lenz is suppost to dangle like that…and in 2 peices. I lmao when he hit tht guy in the head with the bike. I havent laughed that hard from stuff on this site in over 3 weeks.
See, that’s why you ALways use the strap that goes with the camera… Geez..
This video glorifies beating on the homeless.
That was no mistake.
I think fail blog is great, but this video should be taken off!
The longer this stays on failblog… the longer failblog fails..
(All the other stuff I’ve seen is pretty hilarious though!)
The camera part was a failure, but the hobo part was an epic win.
BOOM HEADSHOT!
cameraman’s fault. he shouldnt have been standing so close to the rail
“If your pictures aren’t good enough, you’re not close enough” Capa. Eat it. ; )
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JMEB3Tw7JD0/SRv6g62ZV9I/AAAAAAAAAOM/iYgYyr0uTzg/s1600-h/dig_hassylensarticle.jpg
The “Aww, god dammit” is what made this hilarious.
Nice facial.
that second move was called “kissed the homeless”
All I can say is…oops xD
Hahaha naaaw, this one’s horrible in the end. Poor man, hope he didn’t land on him on purpose
“It’s not scratched, man, it’s broken. Is it like broken?”
D:
ouch tht camera break is always a broken heart fro the filmer considering they cost $1000+
Take that homeless man!!!
Its not scratched… lol! scratch free win
just riding along things are going great gonna do a cool mov… OH SHIT
The last one is one of my favorite fails.
OWNED! Those cameras are hella expensive! Those things can cost more than $1000.00. Seriously!
Give him credit for aim! Just the camera was hit. I give him 4/10 points.
Haha that homeless guy was like “I say, you have disturbed my slumber sir!”
Bicycle Win
Shy Bicycle Win
that last one finished it off!
OMG
camera and homeless fail, bmx win!!!!!nice one!
How’s your camera?
it’s fine now, all fixed.
It’s not scratched, it’s broken…
does any one know the name of that song?
It’s not scratched…… (omg its broken) ehh ehhhe This… this is Broken??………..
omg… cant breath!
Oh Goddammit Remix http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y1ON5uJ7ec
Enjoy!
how disturbing.
the video is removed..
Lol he said its just a scratch
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