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What’s the clock supposed to symbolise?
the end of all times
the end of all mimes?
The bend in all rhymes.
The trend in all limes?
the wendigo crimes?
To spend is a crime
Defenders of limes!!!!
Finder of all primes?
Spender of Dimes.
Pretender of chimes?
creator of frankenstein
Protector of Optimus Prime
splenda with fries.
I’m Optimus Prime?
playing psedopryme?
Failblog is sublime.
Lime is slime
Saint in Slum
The rend in all crimes!?
Potassium mines
The giant clock chimes?
international date line?
Send In Leanne Rimes
crescendoing chimes
enigmatic paradyms
THE CAKE IS A LIE
my penis will shine?
CCCCOOOOOMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOO BREAKER
OPTIMUS PRIME
oh, didn’t see earlier comment. =[ someone beat me.
ccccccooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbooooo
breaker fixer upper
its pizza time
Destroyer of Ties?!
(Clickie for the end of all mimes)
Unicron or Unicorn?
ROFLWAFFLES?
You see, the short hand tells you what hour of the day it is, and the long hand tells you which minute of the hour it is.
look at your hand. the middle finger shows you what my reaction is on that comment.
Look at my face. The bored look shows you how much I care about your reaction.
Look at your butt. My reaction to your comment will land there shortly.
Your reaction is a potato?
ROFL
Your reaction is your dad’s dick?
Look at my foot. And don’t be surprised that it moves towards your face really fast.
Boot to the head!
(And another for Jenny and the wimp!)
people talking in movie shows
people smoking in bed
people voting republican
give them a boot to the head!
Jenny and the bets?
I roffled.
look at my genitals, ……closer….closer…..
*bomf* genitals to the eye
what a strange sound it makes *bomf**bomf**bomf*…..
*bomf**bomf**bomf**bomf**bomf**bomf**bomf**bomf**bomf*
sorry
Look at my.. Oh is that a potatoe in your butt?
Oh look, it’s Dan Quayle!
rofl!
Darn time zone difference.
If it weren’t for time zones, we wouldn’t have round the clock FB comments.
We would all post at the exact same time, and we wouldn’t be able to reply to each other or *SQUEEZE!* each other.
True. When I get home at night (i.e. now) and most of the rest of you are going to work in the morning, I try to catch up & it seems all the cookies, *SQUEEZES* and wit have moved on without me is all. No biggie. It just got to me at that moment when DW said exactly what I was thinking.
Err I meant pota-toe! Sorry for that!
Where’s the avatar I recently uploaded..
In Latin America, attempting to converse in Latin with the natives.
If at first you don’t succeed…
Uploading it to ichc obviously doesn’t do the trick..
Call in an airstrike.
Suddenly it all makes sense.
It obviously symbolizes all of the Lifetimes we have Wasted posting ridiculous comments on FailBlog as opposed to drinking and pursuing self gratifying sex.
Hey SB! *SQUEEZE* I’m almost ready to choose my troll slave. How’s the collection coming along?
Hmmm… *checks inventory sheet* …we have a few choices for ya, but some good hearted, well meaning, misguided, liberal leaning, pansy ass let a lot of the trolls out of the cage before they were transferred to the BOG.
That and the debate over JasonK still continues as he shows signs of reform. But drop on by anytime, BOGGY thinks you’re cute. I’ll put you in a HAZMAT suit and you two can play in the BOG and cuddle.
I can post and drink just fine.
So only one thing missing in your life?
Hmmm smile any bigger and I’ll have to assume it’s not really missing
Let’s say it’s been put on hiatus for a while.
Hehe – darn those hiatuses – they get all the good things put on them!
Yeah. Won’t be long now. Spring is in the air.
Uhoh, that means we’re heading for a fall down under.
Never realized, sorry.
Well, you have my commiserations.
Commiserations for the forthcoming weather accepted – but can’t complain when you have all the beauty of NZ to live in
time they will kill your wife?
All the Optimus Primes?
the time that OJ simpson killed his wife
burp
That’s not love…that fail looks like syc amore to me.
When the fail hits you eye like a big dead wife
That’s syc amore
Maybe the love doctyr can heal it.
Or fyrtilize his garden with it.
Or the vycar’s garden.
Help, who am I?
-stares-
Lol. They’re clocks stopped. Fail!
WHAT? Their clock has stopped.
*bukkits*
*nudges pendulum*
Are you implying I’m a swinger?
That clock has quite a bell end, Mikey.
It belongs in my grandfather. . .
*hides under desk in shame*
True?! And I picked you for digital.
Dig it all?
He’s just winding you up
Don’t be alarmed.
I will post another pun when i siren in.
i’ll time you
Just watch and learn.
something rude about clocks
They get ticked off easily.
Hey Mikey, stop confusing me, the only reason I visit FB is to learn proper English, not some Yorkshire gibberish.
Nah then czuhc, that’s enough of thy lip. There’s nowt wrong wi’ talking proper tyke tha nos.
(clicky my name for help, some of those words aren’t there though. And I’ve never heard some of the words listed be used)
In Yorkshire you harvest potatos in the “backend”?
Considering the vicar was in Sheffield, and Sheffield is in Yorkshire it sure does explain a lot. There’s always a logic
Good spot Arthur!
Countdown to wife-extinction.
♪ The final countdowwwn… ♪ (I’m sorry
)
That’s a low blow!
I’m sorry. I’ve ruined it for everyone
Nu-uh. That tune definitely improves situations.
Which?
Both Megadeth and Europe. Dave Mustaine has an excellent growly voice and Europe just makes you feel alive with the powersynth.
Final Countdown is definitely a win. Great way to start the day.
Anyways, I gotta go – our civics class is going on a trip to Ottawa.
Have fun and make sure you learn a lot!
*is gleefully humming The Final Countdown* in her head* Have a capital time in the Capital hammykins.
*powerslides and air guitars*
needs more cowbell
Play Freebird!
I agree. Europe = win.
I prefer wet cleaners.
What do they mean? What exactly are they trying to say?
they’ll safe u some time, by killing your wife for you…..
and at a reasonable price I must say
(don’t overwork your partner, let us do your washing)
….officer obvious in da hizouse
It’s dreadful when people are helpful isn’t it? What a swine for giving a proper answer to a question.
yes, I agree, that politeness was totally uncalled for…people these days, what’s the world coming to
Maybe you should look up “sarcasm” in the dictionary.
I blame the E numbers. (Eight, Eleven, etc)
sorry, but i fail to c how that’s sarcasm…
*hands Arthur Eld the dictionary*
now you look up irony
You misspelled dicitionary.
excutez moi!
Maybe this will help.
*hands over Bascic Reading Skills*
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
TAZE TAZE TAZE
Where’s that Boggy, we’ve got a scrappy one here
I don’t know, but we gotta send in the National Guard!
*POPS up out of the Ground!*
BOO! Here BOGGY!BOGGY been dirt swimmin’ ! FUN!
*STOMP!! STOMP!!* Foo
all squished smushed flatted! YAY!ummm… somethings different about Boggy… can’t quite place my finger on it…
Oh! I know! Boggy, you learned to spell squished!
Yup – that must be it…
Well, he did let everyone know that he is a “Foo”.
I pity the foo
Funny. For a long time, a local laundromat had a sign saying “Stop killing yourself! Let our machines do the dirty work!” I dare say Sycamore’s sign is an improvement in the realm of FAIL.
That sounds like a good sign too. I wonder if these places realize how bad their signs are. Maybe they have these because they’re funny?
What’s the time Mrs. Wolf?
*turns to face the wall*
Five o’clock.
Onetwothreefourfive! What’s the time Mr. Wolf?
Four o’clock.
Onetwothree…four. *Mikey can hear his breath* What’s the time Mr. Wolf?
DINNERTIME!
*chases DrB around the playground*
RAAAAAAAAAGH!
*slips on banana peel* *lays prone*
Blips on Panama heel, pays loan.
Oh did…did you fall on a potato?
He’s definitely assumed a position…
peas defenitely resume a suspicion…
i know where this is! used to walk past it every day, Upton Park.
City? Country? Continent?
London, England, United Kingdom, Europe
Since when is that sign there?
Don’t listen to garry, everybody knows Europe is a group and not a place.
A friend of mine once had a discussion with a Briton (also named Mike, also very funny. Is this a recessive british gene activated by naming?) and an American. The American insisted that Europe was a nation. Not even the fact that two Europeans, one British and one German, were quite sure they both live in Europe but in different countrys, made that guy reconsider his position…
Hee!
He must have thought those cheeky Europeans were trying to put one over on him.
I wonder who governed the United States of Europe in his opinion? A certain someone who had a funny little mustache?
I think ALL Europeans are trying to pull a fast one on the rest of the world.
You’re fast to reply and quick witted.
*tries to pull fluffy*
Pull my ET finger!
Wow! It glows!
It grows!
oooooouuuuuch
Now who’s gonna clean up the mess?
All, the EU confused such a lot of people…
Charlie Chaplin! The Dictator was a documentary don’t you know?
Who else could I’ve been refering to?
Burt Reynolds?
Exactly!
Hemisphere? Planet? Solar System? Galaxy? Universe?
northern, earth, sol, milky way, bob.
I think it’s more of a fail that they’re assuming that the wife is the one always doing the laundry. It’s quite sexist if you ask me.
what are you doing out of the kitchen? *whack!*
Where was this service when I was dismembering my first husband?
Their service is for men only. The husband-elimination is done by the local carwashers.
I wish I had known that. I still can’t get the blood stains out of the carpet.
Mookie! What’s up with you?! You have to toss the body AND the carpet! Go back to Mafia 101.
I heard they have bascic skills for newbies.
Jesus Christ that’s funny.
Thanks! But I had nothing to do with it.
*goes back to a pile of old shoes*
where do i sign up? lol
In Soviet Russia, Wife kills U!
:O
What, no phone number?
They take walk-ins only.
and then carry-outs?
I like my killings delivered.
i like my killings to have the liver remain in the body
Mmmmmm…liver and onions……
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Number Fail.
Number Fail.
A tickletickletickletickletickletickletickle.
*tickles Haxored*
Well, Ryannon, what would have happend if he said it a third time?
Haxored seems to get less happy with each post
If he said it a third time a really shifty looking ghost would have come out of a scale model of the town.
haha, beetlejuice..
beetlejuice…
Poor Haxored. How can we cheer him up?
Go back in time and stop him from saying it the second time?
what if we cut his face off? should do the trick
I have a cunning plan. It has taken me hours and pages of calculations to work this one out. Prepare to be amazed, I’m going up.
It works! Since I’m scrolling up he looks much happier after you did that!
But I scrolled down! D:
The dry cleaner’s is obviously a front for the mob. It’s a dirty deeds done dirt cheap sort of place, that also happens to do shirt laundry.
Yeah, a bunch of Mofia guys meet in back rooms smoking Cuban cigars and playing poker.
and listening to ac/dc
You got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain’t got the guts
She keeps naggin’ at you night ‘n’ day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It’s time you made a stand
For a fee, I’m happy to be
Your back door man, hey
I think I understand now. To stop guys from killing their wifes they invite them to have sex with the employees.
Then they don’t have to pay child support!
brilliant marketing! who else is going to do the washing after the bitch is dead
Thier first choice… “Blossom and Browne’s Hack em’ up Wife Killing Death House”
this is a local laundromat for local people, there’s nothing for you here!
THIS SHOULD MENTION METHOD OF MURDER AS WELL THAT WILL BE USED.
DID YOU WANT TO APPLY FOR THE POSITION, STABBING PEN?
Nah, I’m a nice guy. I don’t want to murder. I just think murder is funny is all.
This is not a FAIL, this is a WIN!!!
I LIVE NEAR THIS. It’s in London on Green Lanes I think.
green street, GREEN STREET
Yeah, it’s on Green Street. I actually took a pic of it before, RAGING that I never thought to sent it in on the Failboat.
Yeah i live near there as well…jolly good people they are. iv’e had me self 4 wives killed by them and over 35 semen stains removed from me pants.
Hey if their willing to do it for me, then it will save me some time so. . . Watch out!
holy **** i actually know where that place is
Yes, some religions hold the stars as holy.
I think this should be a win!
there’s a dry cleaner here in Wi that had a sign that read ” Drop Your Pants and Jacket Off Here”
Address please. I’m planning a night out with the girls.
i hate the comment chains on this site…there so stupid
i hate the comment chains on this site…there so stupid
i mate with cement brains in my tights, sounds are muted
“there so stupid” Ahhhh
It’s too bad you can’t smack the stupid off people. “there” so annoying.
Isn’t this the clock on the corner of broomrape and smoketree?
My husband wants to know where this is. Should I be worried?
For the win!
what about your wife?
LOL
Not a fake – I happen to have seen this and got a (worse, sadly) photo of this myself. It’s near the Upton Park tube Station in London
Awesome Win!!
I don’t think that something is a “fail” if it is intentional.
you are right – it’s supposed to be a joke, but some don’t get it!
I live next to that place – I swear
It’s in East London, Newham, Green street.
I DON’T GEAT IT!! CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME???
I wasn’t sure at first, either, but I think it means, “don’t kill your wife with all that laundry; let us do the laundry instead of her.” I don’t know, but it’s pretty weird. I wonder if it’s a joke…
hahaha
thats at the end of my road
its in upton park
Hey, for those who don’t know, this is at West Ham Uniteds ground in East London, down Green Street.
Man: I want to kill my wife
Man at clock: Ok. At what time??
I’ve seen this before. Upton Park, East London. Cracks me up all the time.
I think it actually suceeded — it’s a joke already!
Hey! I know this place!
I live about 10 mins from Green St and see this nearly every day, the clock always says 10:16, I don’t get why it’s there. Obviously everything else about it makes perfect sense…
losers = too much time……….on your hands
Love this, see this everytime i go to football
umm hi my name is cory but most call me wally… im training to become an assassin
I give deals 3 for the price of 2 I killed a man and his cat once I also do birthday parties !
Cheers
This is off the top of a dry cleaners (laundry place)
In East London near the underground station Upton Park if you ever want to see it.
This is in Upton Park, right?
Near West Ham stadium