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Looks like a first class paint job to me!
You still fail because the word “first” appeared in your comment.
And you’re jealous. So NYAH.
I know I am.
LOL! ((hug))
*wags tail*
*licks face*
I’m too asleep to be jealous.
Plus, I’m intrigued by the “fingerlight” FAIL and may need to go check it out.
Yawn.
Just don’t use that finger on grandma…use a spoon!
There is no spoon.
Only zuul
I saw this comment and laughed, there is no car is more like it.
Or maybe.. there is no contrast.
If your curious where it’s from… The answer is
)) i saw it on a tv show
Romania / Central – East Europe
Lol, I’m thinking she did that on purpose… *puts on captain obvious costume and flies away*
No, I accidenty wrote first. I should’ve said ‘top notch’ instead. Blame my sinus infection.
Did someone say aged scotch? Oh never mind.
Angry crotch?
Aren’t they all?
…unless they’re happy.
Species-appropriate husbandry is the key!
I thinks that’s tar.
Exactly! Think of how low-maintenance that would be!
All they need now are feathers.
or just the same brush
Well, a rail would come in handy too.
As would a nation.
Target acquired!
POUNCE!!
See, that’s why I smoke the light cigarettes. I don’t have to deal with as much tar buildup.
Umm, light cigarettes have just as much tar as regular cigarettes. “Light” refers to the taste….
You mean the cigarette companies lied to me???
*SNIFF*
{now I don’t know who to trust}
nah-uh! tar is heavy and light cigarettes don’t weight as much as full flavors!
I think there is a fantastic tale of a giant squid with legs behind this fail.
It escaped from the swarm of squid-eating cars.
Calamari? Yummy!!!
*Hands velvet some hot sauce…*
I don’t think squids live in the desert. Sorry to point that out.
The dessert, man, the dessert!!
Can’t you hear the cry of the calamari?
Oo!
*POUNCE!*
I think we pounced into separate threads!
*wraps arms and legs around you*
*cuttles*
Hee!
*is stuck on you*
*Wraps tentacles around you*
*wraps strait jacket around you*
*wraps arms around you* *SQUEEZE!*
*flies out of FOOM range*
*watches the show with binocculars*
*sigh*
*cuddles with Avis*
Hi there! Want some popcorn?
Sure! So what are we watching up here?
We’re waiting for Dragon to FOOM the grabby guy. I figured it was safer out here.
Good heavens. This little drama seems to have escaped my notice.
I’m really, really tempted to leave the grabby guy for my Admiral, though…he does so love to be my knight in white satin. If he’s not around soon, though, I’ll be more than happy to rip off this guys’ test–er, I mean tentacles and make a nice, crisp calamari appetizer for you all.
Mmmm! Yummy! But, I think he may have spoiled. Is it alright with you if I feed him to the flock? They like that kind of stuff.
Of course. They have to keep their strength up, after all.
*get fillet knife ready*
Oh jeez, I don’t need this.
*grabs Joebama with thumb and forefinger*
*flicks him to the seagulls*
*watches Joebama plummet over cliff*
*hears his screams as he is picked by ravenous seagulls*
Ouch.
I swear those seagulls are saying ‘mine, mine’
I don’t see anything wrong with grabby guy (except perhaps that he knows LaTeX.)
My gulls are a bit possessive at times. But if you want carnage you should see the Rocs!
♫One, Two, Three O’clock, Four O’clock roc,
Five, Six, Seven O’clock, Eight O’clock roc.
Nine, Ten, Eleven O’clock, Twelve O’clock roc,
We’re gonna roc around the clock tonight.♫
Roc of ages…
I love Roc and roll!
Roc, paper, scissors.
Roc steady…
Bed roc. zzzzzzzz
I am a Roc, I am an island….
(if you’re tired, I’ll stop. Ok, I’ll try to stop)
♫Dance your cares away,
Worry’s for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Roc.♫
I do feel like my plug has been pulled, but I feel that way all of the time now. So why not play? Have things been better around here?
You’re between a Roc and a hard place, huh?
We built this city on Roc and roll!!
Today was miles better than last night.
Feel like I have rocs in my head.
♫I love roc n’ roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love roc n’ roll
So come an’ take your time an’ dance with me
OW..♫
Anything special that I should peruse Avis?
I haven’t blogged about it if that’s the question, that might be too much like throwing rocs. I just came to the realization that I have been dating the wrong guy for me. I left him at the bar. And walked home.
There are relationships when it is better to make like a roc and roll. I need to log off now. I’ll try to see you all tomorrow. Bye.
*rocs coyote to sleep*
G’night Coyote!
*hugs Avis*
Glad you’re okay, sweetie.
*hugs back*
I was (am) more angry than anything. I very much despise being condescended to . He was downright rude. The look on his face as I got my coat and hat was priceless though.
Pfft. As if you needed more proof he wasn’t good enough for you.
You’re good for my ego! Thank you!
I think I knew all along that it just wasn’t gonna work.
Man Admiral Roced him. Nice toss.
*taze*
Did anyone see my *sniggers*? It was there earlier and then vanished?
Nope, didn’t see it Mikey. Check the recent comments section after a post. If there is no entry for the comment there, it was caught in the filter and is awaiting review. The comment will still appear in your own browser for awhile when this happens.
Cheers for the heads up. May go for *giggles* in future as it’s less likely to end in offence in the event of a typo.
I’m assuming that’s why the filter caught it.
even your laughter is rascist. tut tut.
Hehe, now I get it. Mikey you racist bastard!
Velvet likes fisting?
i knew a girl who liked fisting.. she never understood why we called her “muppet”
How do you know all this stuff, AA???
Lots and lots of experience, fluffy. This has all happened to me too.
Plus he’s just frikkin’ brilliant.
so there’s where all the oil goes
And all this time I thought you had to put the oil in the engine.
naaahhh… cars get oil by osmosis.
Everyone knows that oil is a lubricant. It allows the car to move more smoothly through the air.
Only if its not on the car. Though that actually seems to be tar, the base for making asphalt.
And because it’s tar, not oil, the air actually sticks to the car, which slows it down.
It’s hell on your MPGs.
Man, that’s some ass fault.
Yet again there to save the day is Velvet.
*offers gift basket of assorted prizes and cookies.*
Thank you so much! :hug:
No.
Thank you.
*Hug*
Yep, new style of black & white. Or is it black & grey?
I think that car looks better in black.
FIRST ONE ONE ONE LAWL
fap fap fap
lol
Only in romania!
Looks like the bulldozer sneezed.
Or what happens when you pull ET’s finger?
Explosive diarrhea?
he shits happiness.
Engrish?
ENGLISH!
SPANISH!
Greek.
Φτερνίστηκε ο νταλικέρης.
That’s your bulldozer sneezing.
Thanks Socrates.
I got more of ‘em.
Μήνιν αοιδέ θεά Πηλιαδήιω Αχιλλέως…
Only a He-man can take a he shit.
In Russia, the He Shit takes you!
I am scared of that comment.
There there! It’s dead, it can do you no harm!
*pokes with stick*
See?
Hurray!
*takes out his flamethrower just to be safe*
*Blasts with new DOOM LAZER to be absolutly certain*
Here you go, Myst, I shall share an “e” with you. Please feel free to insrt it where it is most neeeded. (Oh dear, that sneaky “e” has abandoned all self-control AGAIN!) No offense intended. Just wanted to be “absolutely” certain the new DOOM LAZER was in good working order.
nice work from government or government contracted employees… nothing but competence.
I bet this was taken during the bush administration!
so obama would do it with white paint?
Yep, and the Stimulus Bill would provide $36,000,000,000.00 to do it.
Really? Because I would do it for $0.02.
Is that $.02 or .02 cents?
Are you a telephone company?
It’s a matter of opinion.
im not a mathematician or anything…
what’s the matter with onions?
thats like what… a week in iraq?
Or a day in a hard place.
But how long between the two?
It’s the distance from A to Z.
Is that “Z” as in “Zee” or “Zed”… just want to know if I need to pull out the metric conversion chart.
I believe it’s recently changed to the distance from B to N.
And Zed’s dead, btw.
Then whose motorcycle is this???
It’s a chopper.
i can’t wait for the newly formed Federal Automotive Appearance Commission to go into effect…(i’ve always wanted a white car, …and no choice in the matter.)
i can’t wait for the newly formed Federal Automotive Appearance Commission to go into full effect…(i’ve always wanted a white car…and no choice in the matter)
Actually, the photo is taken in Romania.
Yeah, definitely not the US. The construction signs would be larger, bright orange, and diamond-shaped.
And would say “Zombies on the Road!”
XD good one
It happened in Bucharest, Romania, in the Oltenitei area.
And anyone would care about the area why?
It’s not like it’s Manhattan, it’s Budapest for crying out loud.
Actually, it’s Bucharest. Learn to read, then post
it’s like a tar and dirt bukkake on those cars
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/various-sundries
If that is what coming out of you, I think you need to see a doctor.
Except after mastarbation, then it is considered normal.
I’m so tarry, I bascically can’t hear you mastarbate with the E.T. Finger Light.
What a beautiful sentence!
Do you object that I have it framed and hang it in my practice? Thanks.
Way to go, Sqwerlly!
my new favorite site
http://www.fialblog.org/
Hahahahahaha. Genius.
Most excellent Fail.
Most Excellent
*inserts electric air guitar*
I only play accoustic air guitar
*Checks out site* Wow! That is cool!
thanks, glad you enjoyed. saw the misspelling was available, grabbed, before some moron got i and put ads all over it. I hate that shit. It of course says something different if you mistype the url
black gold!
Texas Tea!
Texas Tea Bag…it’s the cleaner alternative to a Cleveland Steamer.
Texas T!
Tex’s T(shirt)
TexT
TexT MexT
TeX
LaTeX
I am anticipating where this thread is going, and none of it is made of win. So, I am filing an injunction against further comments. Nothing to see here…move along now…
Why are they doing construction so close to those parked cars? That is asking for trouble.
Why even allow cars on the streets? That is asking for more trouble.
Why even allow comments on Fail Blog. The only people that read them are idiots.
The people who write them are even worse. They obviously have no life and should get out more.
I think you just proved your own point with that post. Remember admitting you have a problem is only the first step.
and the second?
The second step is getting tazed and thrown into the FAIL BOG.
Hey Mr. Cuddles.. would you please read this? (clickie)
Thanks for the heads up fluffy! *SQUEEZE* That was on one of the days I was swamped with work.
*SQUEEZE!*
*SQUEEZE* Hey Dragonwriter! How are you today?
I have this strange feeling of déja vu !
if I had drank my coffee before posting I would have realized we had this conversation yesterday.
*facepalm, pulls out ultra tazer…. applies ultra tazer to self*
*poof*
*swoops in, SMOOCHES Christopher*
I almost missed this. *eagerly returns smooch*
I don’t know. But the third step is profit. Get it?
Safety is always third. Always.
Now Raibeed, if you know us and our lives so well, then tell me: what is my true name? Eh?…Thought so.
Rumplestiltskin?
George.
Okay, okay, now let’s stop it here and not take it any further. I already had to remove my Facebook page after yesterday.
Sorry!
Who the hell is railbleed?
Who cares?
A long name, and still you managed to have only one letter right.
GEORGE!
*hugs and kisses*
*hides the above comment*
Alright people, there’s nothing to see here. Move on, move on.
*tosses smoke grenade*
Well, okay, George it is then, but only if I can be George from “Three men in a boat”. With moustache.
*kisses*
*runs around wagging tail*
A classic read
Moomins have tails?
When they’re being Montmorency the dog they do.
Mormons definitely have tails…and horns too.
And they can breathe underwater.
“Aqualung…”
“Sitting on a park bench,
Eyeing little girls with bad intent…”
Little girls have bad intent???
Sandi, you never saw “The Bad Seed”? Little girl. Really bad intent.
Hehe – I’ll have to admit my ignorance on that score. Sounds interesting though. I suppose I was subconsciously relating the park bench to other little girls that didn’t look like sociopaths
Umm… Did all these cars have to stay where they are until the construction work is done?
Yes, and they’ll be sent to their rooms if they don’t.
Just wait till the steam roller goes through to flatten all the bumps in the tar.
LOL !
They lost their avenue of escape.
Situations like that drive me crazy.
Crazy like a fox, eh missymoo?
like patsy cline crazy?
I’m tarred of this pun.
Oil bet you are.
I remember black in the day, we had to walk 5 miles and back in the tar, uphill both ways…
…on bald tires….
you think you’re so slick…
… you’re not skidding….
Watch out for Missymoo, she gets angry if you rubber the wrong way.
You really should take the highway with some people.
how many roads….. must a man have on his car..
Visit Romania! Country of Dracula, Gica Hagi and eternal fail!
Is “Gica” = Gheorge?
Yep.
Hello?
Hi George! Meet Gheorge, former football player. George – Gheorge; Gheorge – George.
Arthur Wilson one – Jimmy Blenkinsop one.
Gheorge, Gheorge, Gheorge of the Jhungle…
In fact the name is Gheorghe Hagi.
.ro
Romanian roadwork at it’s finest !
What in ‘tar-nation’???
Ok… someone can taze m efor that… it was bad but I had to say it.
“Don’t taze me bro”! Besides… sometimes it’s hard to hit a moving “tar”get.
Especially if you are tardy for shooting practice
Woops.
Um…NO, I didn’t make that same pun way up there ^^ before reading this far down the thread. Noop…not at all. Move along, nothing to see here…
Its okay… It sounds more eloquent when you say it.
It doesn’t seem to be a taze-able offense… BUT, since you offered…
*taze*
It was just a bad pun… those tend to get a slap upside the head in person… and for the horrible grammar…
I am not horrible! It’s Grampa R that’s HORRIBLE ! !
*slaps akiwaza upside the head* POW!
Gramma read me a bed time story pweeze….
*slap* Once upon a time lil’ Punisher bothered *slap* his Gramma one too many times while she is in bed “entertaining” a “gentleman friend” and *slap* Punisher fell down 2 flights of stairs again and Gramma couldn’t call the ambulance like last time *slap* because the nice “gentleman friend” didn’t pay Gramma and the phone was cut off and Gramma couldn’t get no mo crack *slap* and they all starved to death. THE END!
Now give Gramma a kiss Punisher Sweetie and and get under your bed, I hear bullets flying.
Horrible grammar makes me [sic].
As do incorrect spellings of Albatross…
You are the moon! Neil Armstrong walked on you.
Do Moomins like moon-men?
Probably not a true story, but funny (and hopefully not well-known!):
The first thing Buzz Aldrin said on the moon was “good luck Mr Gorsky”. Many years later he explained, that when he was a child his football landed in the garden of the neighbors, Mr and Mrs Gorsky. When little Buzz went to get it, he heard Mrs Gorsky yell at her husband “Oral sex?! You’ll get oral sex when the boy next door walks on the moon!”
This is why I prefer the “when pigs fly” reference.
Have you seen that episode of The Simpsons when Lisa becomes a vegetarian?
You mean the one where she meets Paul & Linda?
No.
Oh, the one when they go to the petting zoo? Nope, haven’t seen it.
*hands Alabatross a cigar*
Thank you! I’m not a smoker but I’ll frame it and hang it on my wall.
May I be so bold as to suggest that you use your now-superfluous ‘a’ as a fulcrum in the framage?
Again *slap* I’m NOT horrible and a visit to the health clinic will cure that [sic]ness of yours right up, so quit hanging around my neck. *slap*
* F!!!!!!1111!!!!R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!S!!!!!T *
felsby presents…..
the efonerist!
if you look closely at the ground, there is jesus’ face in the tar….
All I see is Marvin the Martian (in the lower left corner of the tar)… Haven’t found Jesus yet…
But where the hell’s Waldo??
So are they black and white cars, or white and black cars, or mixed race (dirt racers)?
that is a very personal question, what weight are you? see now you know how it feels to get a personal question shoved in your face. How very dare you!
110 pounds, that’s 50 kg for the metric folks. working on getting fat, but it’s just not happening.
…”How very dare you?”
*snorkity*
Snorkity Count = 1
I think there was a puddle of tar on the ground and a car drove by splashing the other cars. The guy with the shovel is throwing dirt on the tar to cover it up and not have that happen again.
I think the guy with the shovel is burrying the tarred cars to get rid of the evidence. It’s how they do things in Romania.
confuscious say you who think too much…..fail!
Sigh. First comment ever and I failed…
eh… keep trying… You’ll see I am new too and fail quite often… These guys are pretty nice and understanding…
*slap*
Back in your cage. How dare you make such outrageous accusations of niceness and understanding!
Except for Mikey D… and maybe a few others…
PLEASE… Not the troll cage!!!!
I’ll be good I swear… I’ll never call you nice again… plllleeeaase not with the trolls…
*grabs knees and starts rocking while muttering*
Quick! Arthur, grab his ankles. I’ve got my camera handy!
*grabs Mikeys ankles*
Got him!
*takes photographs*
Woohoohoohoohoohoo.
No, wait. It’s gone wrong again?
We need to hide the camera from McFail.
Damn, again! At least my hair looked better this time. But I always have my eyes closed on these pictures!
Is that because I’m flashing?
Pictures! Pictures for sale! First ever actual photos of a flashing Moomin! Hot off the press!
I want my share!
Hmmmm. I see Mikey is misbehaving.
Mikey! Am I going to need to go get the Hemulen?? HMM???
It wasn’t me Miss. I just happened to be there when all sorts of everything happened to happen around me.
*stares at feet and scuffs shoes on floor*
In that case, have some jam!
Jam? How did jam get into this?
I still want to see the naughty moomin pics *shifty eyes*
Shhh! Meet me back around the corner, in the alley,,,,if anyone asks, you’re looking for “Joe”…
Jam-aican me crazy!
*grabs camera, takes picture*
Right got it!
*supervises, nods approvingly*
You swear? That’s not very nice!
Only when there aren’t any ladies present…
*looks around for any ladies*
ahem…
My apologies… I didn’t see you there
*looks nervously for the rest of crowd of angry, slighted, women*
Hide in the laundry! They don’t dare to come close to it!
They only kill wifes in here.
…now that’s what I call a sticky situation….
*Rimshot*
Where the hell are the feathers?
I was hungry ._.
I cannot believe the bear did it.
I ate the bear too ._.
Sometimes you eat the bar,
sometimes the bar eats you.
In Soviet Russia, road paves YOU!
Tishe!
Chenquieh.
It’s simply amazing the sacrifice those cars made to save that building.
Th Romania some of us live in ¬_¬
missed the reply button?
In communist Romania reply button pushes you!
Jajajaja realmente fail!
asta’i in Romania nu?
)
on those cars is a little something called tack oil.
that doesn’t come off.
well it does, but not easily.
Romania….a friend of mine received as a present 2 tones of cement on his car from a cement truck….too bad i didn’t take pictures
Maybe pouring cement and tar over one’s car is a token of affection in Romania???
LOL ROMANIA, Bucharest!
)
Uppss Lol
Now, that’s what I call “custom paint job”. Two tones: black + the color of your car..Xzibit and the guys from West Coast Customs are nothing, compared to our Romanian road workers..LMAO!
Hurry! Someone throw feathers on it!
-grabs chicken-
OMG! They’ll never make it home in time for Oprah!
That will go great with my new Flaming paint job! I just hope that isn’t flammable…
all my posts get eaten.
We’ve all been there. In my particular case, one out of twelve post makes it through.
so stupid
RE_LOL!!!
Wow, now that would be enough to piss ya off wouldnt it!
RT
http://www.be-anonymous.us.tc
That is priceless.
looks like a couple of owners are getting some nice new body work done on thier cars at no cost to them. so thats a win for them.
Come on, Loana, stop giving others resons to laugh at our country
epic fail!
Romania unde altundeva !!!!!! LOL !
…ha…ha…romanian cars:>
Romania again… How I love this country
)
and i say romania is my country!
This is the way they do things is Romania. COUNTRY FAIL :]]
=//
TAR WIN!
I think 80% of your visitors are romanian (me included in that number =)) )
You forgot me
E de la Baneasa fotografia?
LOLLOLLOL