Comments on: Merchandising Fail

By: Ghillieman

Ghillieman — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:36:21 +0000

lol its probably a real finger that some hobo cut off someone and sold to a store.

By: TamPiXeL

TamPiXeL — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 19:10:51 +0000

that`s how my 12 years old cousin got deflowered so sad ..

By: xHCx SOLDIER

xHCx SOLDIER — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:03:29 +0000

first fail

By: Sam

Sam — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:46:13 +0000

I guess that is how old women realistically pleasure themselves

By: Unkown

Unkown — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 01:04:35 +0000

I feel like this isn’t that bad of a fail…

By: omg

omg — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 15:38:31 +0000

i had one but my bigsister took it and she is 15

By: Daniel

Daniel — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:36:28 +0000

it lights up too…
3 in 1!!!
does anybody live in California, San Jose?

By: Sasso

Sasso — Tue, 26 May 2009 05:40:32 +0000

I had one of these things and it was awesome!!! When i was 6.

By: LOL

LOL — Sat, 23 May 2009 12:41:51 +0000

sextoy for kids.

By: LOL

LOL — Sat, 23 May 2009 12:41:03 +0000

lololololololololol clever indeed.

By: lol

lol — Sat, 23 May 2009 12:38:30 +0000

lololololololololololololol

By: Julie

Julie — Thu, 07 May 2009 21:02:21 +0000

sure…. “finger”

By: anonymous

anonymous — Sun, 03 May 2009 21:22:26 +0000

hahaha

By: Haîmat

Haîmat — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 10:33:45 +0000

I don’t think it lights up… it RISE up. OMG XD

By: blah

blah — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:12:09 +0000

hmmmm

By: .

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:08:43 +0000

…

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:10:36 +0000

Could be a WIN. Depends on your perspective.

By: rosie

rosie — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:55:06 +0000

heeeeeeey..thiis was on jeepers media too!

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 03:06:10 +0000

No Jokes, my fingers all look exactly like this.

By: Rob

Rob — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 04:56:37 +0000

Ooooh… fail number two. Nice try on the TOTALLY ORIGINAL copy/paste text art though.

By: JAB_au

JAB_au — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 06:06:20 +0000

It’s like that Vibrating Harry Potter Broom

By: JAB_au

JAB_au — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 06:05:04 +0000

Wow, you fail good.

By: Caity Lynne

Caity Lynne — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 17:44:51 +0000

It was another fail reference.

By: Blueberrymuffin

Blueberrymuffin — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 08:32:40 +0000

I wonder if that thing has a vibrator?

By: sebastian mahan

sebastian mahan — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 02:09:21 +0000

it is 3D if you move the bar beneath it.

By: ImWithStupid

ImWithStupid — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 05:15:03 +0000

Extra-Terresticle.

By: ImWithStupid

ImWithStupid — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 05:10:33 +0000

Humor win!

By: lhurgo

lhurgo — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 20:28:23 +0000

hahaha yea for dildo finger

By: Lylec

Lylec — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:03:06 +0000

My neighbor used to have one of these back in the early 1980’s. I was horrified by the ET movie (I was 5-6) and he and my older brother would sneak into my room in the middle of the night and night saying ET quotes and get me screaming.

By: Moo

Moo — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 05:12:37 +0000

FAIL

By: Moo

Moo — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 06:23:41 +0000

Erect Thingy

By: Nick

Nick — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 01:27:51 +0000

ET go home.

By: CaveMan

CaveMan — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:36:31 +0000

Easy way for young girls to get sex toys? Clever merchandise!

By: S.T.

S.T. — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 10:28:57 +0000

Poke at my c*** XD. Said “E.T the prev”

By: leschaps

leschaps — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 23:43:13 +0000

I remember this product from the 80s. Bought one out of a closeout bin and had it for years … completely as offensive looking in real life as you can imagine from this picture.

By: mattsview

mattsview — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 02:44:33 +0000

You got that from a comedy skit >:(

PLAGIARISM FAIL

By: argv

argv — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 01:01:25 +0000

At least fast cars aren’t made specifically for killing people.

By: Wendibird

Wendibird — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:18:55 +0000

I had one too when I was a kid!!!! I was about 6 and too young to understand what else could be used for— wish I still had it now!

By: VegasCasinoMap

VegasCasinoMap — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 16:33:49 +0000

fail fail fail!!!

By: rose

rose — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:34:10 +0000

hmmm….win.

By: medz88

medz88 — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:53:21 +0000

marketing fingers isnt right

By: catluvr75

catluvr75 — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 01:20:12 +0000

You claim first by replying to a comment? intelligence FAIL

By: 3000GT owner

3000GT owner — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:50:11 +0000

You must not realize that Mitsubishi was famous in America for making high-end televisions and stereos long before any company you can think off of the top of your head.
Airbags are standard in 3000GTs. My ABS kicks ass. And I have electronically customizable suspension. So I can alter my handling characteristics as I drive.
Yes, when 3000GTs were new they were expensive. They were Mitsubishi’s highest class touring car.
Designed to compete with Toyota Supras (which are also heavy), Mazda RX-7s, and Nissan Skylines (again, relatively heavy cars), the 3000GT was a luxury/sports car designed purely to have lots of power available, and have every creature comfort that could be thought of.
Keeping that in mind, I will admit that my car doesn’t even have every option, and it weighs 3604lbs. But I also have all-wheel-steering, all-wheel-drive, electronically customizable suspension, active aerodynamics, tunable exhaust, twin turbochargers, a 6-speed, power everything, CD changer, digital temperature module readout, airbags, a full size spare, and a 20 gallon fuel tank.
So, I think that, for half the price of a Mercedes Benz, having all the options that they did and still having a pretty nice car is worth it.
I’m not crazy enough to spend $43,245 (sticker price for my car when it was new) for anything.
That’s why you buy them used, and rebuild them. Because from the showroom floor, they were amazingly overpriced. But you can find any body style 3000GT for under 10k now. For the price, find a more elegantly designed, attractive car. I rather like my leather seats and deep exhaust note.
And as for Mustang VS. Civic, I have only one thing to say. Civic Si. 210hp, roughly 2300lbs. Mustang GT. 315hp, roughly. Almost 3600lbs. That’s for a 2008 Mustang GT. The power to weight ratio there is so much smaller, as opposed to the Civic. Add an intake, exhaust, and a supercharger (all less than the price difference between the two cars) and you’ve got a 280hp Honda that can outrun any stock Mustang. The Mustang is essentially a 14 second car. It’s in the HIGH 13s. And most drivers aren’t skilled enough to put their Mustangs in the mid-13s from the factory. I don’t know what Civic specs you’re looking at, but I grew up driving a ‘94 Si Hatch with 300hp that ran 14s.

And you say that Japanese cars can’t make big power? Look at the Evo, or the entire Subaru lineup. All of them make around 300hp. And they’re all 4-cylinders. Most V8s don’t even make 300hp anymore.
So how can you say they don’t make big power?

By: Zaribeni

Zaribeni — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:06:07 +0000

Nice post! Keep it real.I have looked over your blog a few times and I love it.

By: dumdum

dumdum — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:42:54 +0000

i wish my dick looked like a f****** dick.

By: dumdum

dumdum — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:35:14 +0000

i’m going to get a tattoo on my finger… of a bigger finger.

By: model t owner

model t owner — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:51:45 +0000

Did japan make a better atomic bomb? i dont think so…

By: Wormulon

Wormulon — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:33:57 +0000

lol. that’s not what i said at all or even insinute. you word-twister you *squeeze*

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 10:40:36 +0000

I have to unlock my car on the left door and look it on the right. The electric window on the driver side moves with about 2 cm per minute and closing it takes even longer. And makes a horrible sound like *squeeeeeeeeeek* At drive-ins everybody laughs at me.

By: czuhc

czuhc — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 10:36:02 +0000

Mercedes C220, 9 years old. Engine stops every time right after I ignited. Sometimes even stops after I drive a few hundred meters. I had it fixed 3 (three!) times now but it keeps coming back. Last week the motor from the windscreen wiper gave out during a storm! I was glad to make it back alive.