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You can’t escape your destiny.
Luke, *mechanical breathing* it is your. Destiny!
Luke lost his arm in a light saber fight with his dad. He wasn’t in a wheelchair. Get it right!
Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances. *mechanical breathing*
NO U
helo i am master cheif lololololololololloollololololollo;
I r guy who g0n teach u less0n
you can, and have.
Timmay timmay timmay timmay
Muahahaha, firsters fail tonight…
They are no match for the combined forces of the true failbloggers!
May the farce be with you.
NO YOU
Layer?
Third FTW.
More like FTL… *taze*
I take it you didn’t sign the petition?
I guess I didn’t catch it…
That was faster than light too then
Clickie for the petition.
You better sign it as it took me considerable amount of time to find it back.
okay, thanks for the post finding, especially w/ the I POOPED retard taking up that picture…
Even BondFan signed. History being made! (clicky)
You forgot to mention that he started having second thoughts yesterday.
First time i’ve done that buddy
True. But still – he signed. As long as he can’t afford to pay OJs lawyers…
I wrote to failblog and they’re putting the pooper’s ip address on thier filter. Hopefully that will stop him.
You are my hero! Did you also mention i-like-penis-bob?
Same guy, no doubt. Hopefully same address.
Different avatar…
There are some people on this blog who have several avatars and screennames…. they are mostly all nuisances. Poop/penis is clearly one of those.
Faster Than Light? Surely they’d of made first if they were?
I thought you were speaking in tongues, then I realized you mistook your have for an of.
If you want MikeyD to speak in tongues, you have to buy him dinner first.
You buy MikeyD dinner if you want him to sneak in thongs?
*hides camera*
*buys MikeyD dinner*
*sneaks in and steals dinner in a thong*
*sneaks off unnoticed*
*waits until the sleeping pills work*
*uses makeup on Mikey*
*takes a picture*
*dreams of holding Arthur Eld’s ankles*
*tries to loosen Mikeys hand*
*fails*
Umm… ah, what the hell.
*takes picture of himself and Mikey in a ridiculous pose*
Just like old times
*steals pictures for her collection*
*steals McFail’s collection, starts a new website*
Dammit. Was hoping you’d try peruse them underwater and destroy them.
Why is dinner in a thong?
winner with a bong?
Thinner with a song?
Sinner in Hong Kong?
Technically I suppose I’m typing in Yorkshire tongue as that is how I’d have said it aloud? Incorrect grammar is possibly why Yorkshirefolk are seen as simpletons.
Is that were the yokels live?
The yolks live in Eggborough! (Possibly only funny if you know there’s a place called Eggborough in Yorkshire. Even then I have my doubts.)
I shell take it as read.
Shame the powerplant there casts a cloud ova the countryside.
I’m looking forward to having a scratch around.
You should peck your tourist destinations carefully.
Oh, yes. I’ll bea kareful.
It’d be terrible to cluck up your holiday.
Yeah, could even end up layed-up.
Are you trying to tell me that a visit to Eggborough isn’t what it’s cracked up to be?
omg what i gonna do now??
…waiting…
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*ahem* we won’t know unless you tell us…
*whispering* This is suspenseful *is heavily shushed* keep watching firebenter, but quietly.
Umm…shadow puppets on the wall? The butterfly is my favourite.
*suddenly bursts in*
HEEELLO! What’s up?
The ceiling.
*shows*
*stumbles around blinded and falls over*
Okay, got it. I’ll should stop using sunscreen on that when I tan.
I was more thinking that at that length you’ll have someone’s eye out with it
Careful. You can’t blink that eye
I wish it would, I don’t like the way it stares at me. And they say the third eye is supposed to be mystical. Pah!
Not the little brown eye.
NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!
Bursting through wall and saying “Oh YEAH!” fail.
This is more like a threat.
but i cant escape
Oh? I thought the picture was the symbol for the artist formerly known as ‘Sure, I can cope with that one’.
First!
I hope this guy gets fed to the blokes over at Lemon Party.
Lemon party? *perks*
Don’t get excited, it’ll all go sour.
*holds-off squeezing lemon*
I sound bitter about it don’t I?
Did you say biter?
*bites her*
Is that you Striker?
That was when my drinking problem began.
fail
but i NEED TO GO!!!!!!!!
Go in the toilet like a civilized person. Going in the No Escape makes it hazardous.
Cuidado: Piso Mojado.
Piso Mojito? Sounds my kind of place.
Piso Mojito!? Is that even a physical possibility!? Well… It’ll be a fun night ending with a mass drowning, I assume?
good point, especially when you can’t walk
At least this should free up some of the good parking spaces.
No, they can’t get back out to move their cars. This trap hasn’t been thought through properly.
At least we can roast marshmallows while they burn.
Or play ‘hook the keys’ with their car as a prize.
It’s a trap!
Wheelchairs can’t repel escaping of that magnitude!!!
Oh well, i like reading a newspaper while using a toilet.
Overshare.
You’re telling Cloud to overshare…more? Are you mad?
Sensationalism.
Defined as patriotism for the sensation nation.
Hmmm… does that mean handicapped people have no chance of escaping, or rather no one escapes from the handicapped?
You think there’s a handicapped person behind the door who’ll hunt you down for disturbing them?
Yes, just like a “Watch out! Vicious Dog!” sign.
Dammit you two for beating me too it and damn all my patients for disturbing me while working on FB jokes!
And damn the typo pixies!
Are you new in your business? My doctors usually listen to me for about ten seconds, then prescribe antibiotics. Done.
Don’t get me started on that, Arthur! I’m not new in the business but I take my time for all my patients, as any good physician should do. Furthermore, I use the communication techniques I have been thought (and teach myself to the medical students) at university.
As to the antibiotic prescriptions: EBM (Evidence Based Medicine). Most infections do NOT require antibiotics, but a lot of Belgian and German (and French, Italian,…) physicians have yet to be convinced thereof. The Dutch and Scandinavians give the good example.
Slightly topic related: click my name. I am one of the authors.
Does this mean we have a 1 in 4 chance of tracking you down?
I say he’s David or Jako!
*panics*
*starts sweeping tracks in dust*
I was going to bet Arthur a potato you were one of the other two, but he’s got you spooked.
I reckon David!
That ’cause you’re fond of the surname!
Well, my bet is…
*grabs crotch, does a moonwalk*
Christ! Look at that!
I just hope it was his own crotch he grabbed!
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DrB, you need to choose one of the other names, then we need a fourth.
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Whoever gets it right wins czuhc!
(I abrevieted one of them!). Done Sir!
I’m going with Thierry.
I think DrB and Mookie have chosen the same then?
It’ll be a bondaging experience.
I get him first, DrB. I’ve seen what your sloppy seconds look like.
czuhc has gone quiet, he must be pretty tied up at the moment.
Okay, but I can just stand off to the side and make him nervous, right?
*peeps from hiding place*
Have they gone alrea…OMG, you are all still there!
I give up, you have narrowed the possibilities from 6.76 billion to 4, so I might as well give a last clue: HAL – IBM.
Now I’m thinking none of those four?
Wasn’t HAL the computer in “2001″? Why then IBM? That’s confusing.
They are both computers…so…
czuhc must be one too? Failblog has become self-aware and is communicating with us through czuhc?
czuhc was the computer on which the guidelines were typed!
We’re posting ourselves all over his board…urrrrgghh.
I feel so used
Ha – your clue is too simple for me, czuhc! I know who you are…
Nice work, Clever
To Arthur I say: Close, but no cigar. HAL 9000 was indeed the 2001 computer. HAL’s name was (allegedly) based on a one letter shift from IBM.
Hey! That means I won you!
Can I hug you and kiss you and call you George?
Clarke and Kubrick maintained unto death that the HAL/IBM correlation was purely accidental.
Notionally, yes. But given he’s not my type (you know, educated, knows right from wrong, large boots, is a man, etc) it’s 0 in 4!
yes. of course.
these people are handicapable.
contained by no doors.
nor windows.
Oh, goodness. Where’s Amber? She’ll enjoy this.
HandiCRAP
Opening this door releases the wheeled death cyborgs, from whom there is…NO ESCAPE.
Somehow, the concept of hordes of wheelchair-bound zombies just isn’t all that frightening to me.
thats because you are one.
you are a horde.
I did not know that.
Is it even possible to be a horde on your own?
Maybe Ed ta the ment “You are a-whored”?
Cheap Trick classic!
And v-whored is out of the question?
v-whored squared?
What a horde-ible thing to say!
I never thought I would say that: Thank God it’s Monday! The trolls are in school and we can have fun without having to scroll like crazy!
No, You.
Schnauze, Lutscher.
This fail needs more DrB.
*sets down a cigar and scotch to try and lure him in*
*sits down and waits*
You could shout for him to come but maybe he’s sleeping, just like that stripper in one of the old fails.
He purrs for me to come.
*Bites!*
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Nice…umm…bait…you have there.
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*sip, sip, puff*
I should have put the cigar on a string and dangled it, but then it would look like I was taking a poo for a walk.
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*sip, puff, sip*
Yes, and walking at all mightn’t be so good if I bit on your cigar.
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It’s a darkish night, hey. Not many stars…
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*puff, sip, stretch*
I keep it in a special cigar case until it’s needed.
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It’s the cloudy day here that prevents you seeing the stars.
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*yawn, puff, sip*
Rain, hail, cloud, or moonlight, I love this place…ahhhhh…..those tips are the first on my list, just btw.
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*just fully relaxes into the leather chair*
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*scratchadjust, sip, puff*
Excellent! I look forward to seeing the rest of the list, there’ll be a lot I haven’t seen either I reckon.
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*pulls top hat down over eyes*
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*sip, puff, snoozzzzzzzzzzzzzzze*
We’ll work on part of the advanced draft together…
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*gently takes MD’s glass and cigar, and places on table*
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Kinda warm tonight….*stretchyawnnnnnnnzzzzz*.
It’s been photoshopped. The sign actually says “wino escape” and is handicap friendly for the friendly handicapped winos.
Behind the door is wheelchair hell
Murder ball.
Wheely death ball
Serious – murderball is the short-hand name for wheelchair rugby. It’s like hell on wheels to watch.
i prefer wheelchair water sports
perhaps someone has already mentioned this but this is in no way a fail! its a refuge put in to protect the disabled from a fire until help arrives!
Finally, they built a room to trap those wheelchair guys in!
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/various-sundries
Chris how bout you take your wife/sister out to dinner and when i say out to dinner i mean slap her about and when i say this i really mean shut the hell up.
Deformed Man End Place?
This is actually a win in my book it’s our way of evolving by removing the weak during desperate times. There should be an an exit sign there with a handicapped sign that just has an alligator pit on the other side.
If “evolving by removing the weak” really is the policy for today, you would be in big trouble.
*blink blink
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Awkwardly returns to working on thesis…..
Either you are being really funny, or you have no idea that this is exactly what Hitler was doing. That would be aiding Darwin’s theories of ‘Survival of the Fittest’ and ‘Natural Selection.’
LAST!
lolololollolololollolololo
I really wanna write “Muahahah!” under that sign.
It’s true. I’ve never met someone who escaped the handicap.
They try to get out but it keeps pulling them back in, that and the incline.
SNAKE??!!!! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKEEE!!!
Dammit! I’ve submitted this image before! It’s at Dark zone in Malaga
no you shut up.
I have a similar one which I’ll submit sometime if I get a picture. It’s a bathroom door again but the sign on it reads “Emergency Exit only. Door will be unlocked when alarm sounds” (yet it’s the only door in or out of the Men’s washroom).
Hello! Who wishes to perform fellatio on me?
187th!
Also….best fail in a long time…. Coffee everywhere!
lol whats behind that door?….
once they go in they will never return muahahahaha!
WHEEKCHAIR PPL BEWARE!!>:O
() () BUNNY!!!
(. .) BUNNY!!!
(‘) (‘) BUNNY!!!
(“)(“)BUNNY!!!
lol thats at my work
LOL I’ve actually seen this one in real life! Behind that door is a handicapped toilet. That’s all. It’s located at a lasertag game in Australia.
I’m scared of handicap washrooms now.
test post
i know where this is, its in Perth, Australia. It is in a laser tag game place. I remember when i went there with my friends, we saw it and cracked up.