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Is that rear bumper guard there to prevent the entire car body from popping off in the event of a 5mph collision?
Naw, what would be cool about that? It’s supposed to pop off and land on the side of the road.
Where’s the fail here?
Wrong side of the road maybe
hes not on the wrong side. besides hes on a freeway
Could be European.
Could be runnin’ from the cops
Could be in my driveway! I totally want one!
this is a win
Silly fluffy…that rear bumper guard is just temporary until these people can find just the right log to take its place.
♫
What rolls down the stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor’s dog?
What’s great for a snack
And fits on your back?
It’s log, log, LOG!
It’s Log, it’s log
It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood!
It’s log, it’s log
It’s better than bad, it’s good!
Everyone needs a log!
You’re gonna love it–Log!
La-la-la Log!
LOG! from Whammo!
Aaahh, that brought me back. Thanks. Now to stop the flashbacks from messin with my mind …
Whoa… Man dude some old Nick so many memories in that song… well thanks
wow this is fail
Dotted line indicates middle of the road, solid indicates edge, usually. Probably the hard shoulder that you’re seeing on the other side of the line.
Hardly a fail. More like uniqueness WIN!
This is the new iCar from apple.
Come on get it or you aren’t trendy…
Worse: I saw an 80′s Lincoln Town Car once with mag wheels. Also, it was painted to resemble wood paneling, only purple, and the suspension had been taken out.
If there is anything that looks worse with mag wheels than a pimped-out Town Car, I don’t want to know about it.
The fail is – ALABAMA!
AL is not a fail and neither is that car. That is awsome.
this is a win !
Man dude that be a DONK Camry
XD
What a joke
I hope the top of the car is on a scissors lift.
I doubt a scissor lift would cut it.
That’s a sharp observation.
Woo, first wordplay.
Although, i think i’ve run dry, could someone feed me a dictionary? Or perhaps a book with a lot of synonyms.
IRISH TOOTHACHE?!?!?!
IRISH MUTTON?!?!?
I rish my teef after brushing them.
*shakes hand*
Well played! You’re a cut above the rest
Shear genius.
Rapier wit.
Out of scythe.
i was going to say something witty, but I have to epee.
Saber the moment….it may never come again.
I was going to say something witty, but I’ve sword of run out of ideas.
You can howl at your own pun, so long as you don’t bayonet too long.
Can I take a stab at this?
Go ahead…you don’t have to be all cloak-and-dagger about it.
you’re not too sharp, are you?
Sometimes it’s hard to get a word in edge(wise) here.
Take a poke at it even if it is not your forte.
These comments really hurt! Maybe you could make them cutlass?
I think we should just nunchuck the whole kitana kaboodle.
You can buy them dirk-cheap at the market, you know.
These pun-runs are getting better – I’ve never seen one of this Excalibur!
‘Pon(iard) my word, hammy, you are very good with the puns!
Thanks. I’ve been Hrunting for some (clay)more, but I can’t seem to find many.
I have this Nægling feeling that you missed one…
Haha, this blade charade distracted me so much my pet falchion flew away o_O
there are others clout there, if you look shard enough.
There are many clout there, you have not looked shard enough.
All in favor of getting a new sissor lift say AY!!
Its KITT (Knight Rider) snapped in the middle of a transformation!
It’s a Transformer snapped in the middle of a transformation.
It’s a Transformer snapped in the middle of KITT.
They’re doin’ it!
Ack! Avert your eyes!
“Moooommy? Why is that car humping on the other car?”
I thought the top car ate the one that’s under it.
Nature is cruel. But I suppose a little fish knows more about that than I do…
Little fishies have great big dragons to protect them, though.
I guess that helps..
Praying Mantis car?
“Playing doctor” car?
Farfignookie!
Maybe it’s KITT transformed in the middle of SNAP?
Transformers, losers in disguise! Transformers, tackey to the eye!
In the process of remodeling the car someone should have said “maybe this doesn’t look cool”.
It was to stop people putting potatoes in the exhaust.
Exhaust = rectum?
This is the vicar’s car?
I’m sure he enjoys the bouncy-bouncy motion this car provides him.
FLUFFY WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ITS A HE ???????????
It’s where the noxious gases come from. . .
I still don’t understand how this car can stop people from vicaring.
It makes sense if you don’t think about it.
Also – if you think about it too much.
*tries both*
*explodes, leaving a paradox mushroom cloud*
*tries to stop dog eating mushroom cloud*
Dammit.
Sorry about your dog, Mikey. When can we see the video?
I think McFail has a complete collection, you should get in contact with her.
Nooo! She also has incriminating photos of us, Mikey!
1. steal pictures and videos of Mikey D and Arthur Ed
2. set up gallery of collection
3. ???
4. profit
Speaking of which, I believe you have some pictures that I’ll be needing back. The company doesn’t need to know what you expected your employee to wear on Casual Friday.
Jeff Vandermeer reference?
If that’s a good thing – yes. To be honest I was rather thinking of Douglas Adams, I think he had something similar in one of his books.
*puts on Ambergris perfume…*
[Kif]
Precious hamburgers?
[/Kif]
I dunno what that html should do but it sure is funny to me, because in German the word “kif” means “smoking weed”. (Okay, usually it’s “kiffen”, but close enough).
I thought he might be switching on and off an impression of Kif from Futurama.
[puff]
[/puff]
pass
But it does look cool! Only on a very wrong, very idiotic kind of cool…
it’s not about looks, it’s about off roading (i hope.)
if it’s for looks:
if it’s for performance:
Offroading? Ignoring for a minute that it looks like it’ll fall apart if it hits a minor pothole, Those aren’t even offroad tires (unless they’re bald).
first nascar, now monster cars
Her calves look great in those heels.
Her halves might grate those peels!
Her Staff might fellate for squeals
id say win
redneck win
I’d say win on this. Do you know how much WORK it takes to make one of those? I see that kind of thing pretty often, though its usually an El Camino. I have seen 70′s Camaro’s done up like that before too….
I would say it too
I’d say it, too, but not in this case.
Please, don’t ever say it! I had bad experiences with that word.
Oh, I’m sorry Arthur.
*writes notes in little black book for future tormenting of Arthur*
*pays a visit to his arsenal of earworms*
*chooses a selection from ABBA to Zappa*
Meet me at main street. At high noon.
When two tribes go to war. . .
Relax, Mikey.
Yeah, relax.
Oops, paying attention FAIL. Who has the bukkit?
Oh! Think twice! That won’t be another day for you and me in paradise…
The following comment is for Arthur only. If you’re not Arthur and still read this comment, you have been warned:
It’s a small world after all. . .
*reads*
OH GOD!
*explodes*
Oh.
My.
God.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa’ darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Heeeeey Macarena
AAAhAA!
Mmmm, coconutty.
Macarena = Ancient Dancing Song Fail.
I’d say a win on the pic.
fail if I discover that is just for looks…
If you leave, I won’t cry
I wont waste one single day.
Upside down, boy you turn me inside out and ’round and ’round.
Why do birds, suddenly appear,
every time, you are near?
You got me wrapped around your finger now…
Dig if you will the picture
Of you and I engaged in a kiss
The sweat of your body covers me
Can you my darling…can you picture this?
I can see clearly now the rain is gone…
She blinded me with science.
I’d drive a million miles to be with you tonight…
And I would walk 500 more…
*comes undone*
*You’ve got the touch*
Compliments of Stan Bush
When I think about you I touch …. *ahem*
*Blushes*
Baby, to me you’re like a growing addiction that I can’t deny
Won’t you tell me is that healthy, baby?
Then slide over here and give me a moment, I’ve got to let you know… you’re one of my kind…
Everyone gets cake?
For the last time… THE CAKE WAS A LIE
You are a lie, sir! The cake is real! I have seen it! I have tasted it!
There is both cake and no cake.
It’s a quantum lie.
Deal with it.
Or not.
Tell him lies, tell him sweet little lies.
AVIS!!!!!
STOP that! :p
Stop! In the name of love.
There’s a-*FOOOM!*in’ a-loomin’!
I see a bad moon rising, I see trouble on the way.
Sorry, I just can’t fight it!
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep
Papa don’t preach, I’ve been losing sleep
But I made up my mind, I’m keeping my Camry, oh
I’m gonna keep my Camry!!
*Surveys the damage from tne FOOOOM!*
Hmm. There is smoke on the water, and fire in the sky.
Nobody’s gonna take my car I’m gonna raise it to the sky-y….
*gives up*
*admires great balls of fire*
Don’t let me stand next to that fire!
I’ll keep holding on.
*ducks*
We’ve got to hold on to what we’ve got.
Third gear… hang on tight!
We didn’t start the fire….
*watches burning ring of fire*
I think I may be to blame for this.
Just don’t light my fire.
They feel the heat, the heat between me and you.
Tell me, is this burning an eternal flame?
I’d like that.
*offers cake*
Thankyou.
*offers cuppa tea*
*offers *SQUEEEEEEEZE!**
Ooooo!!! *SQUEEZE!*
I don’t think that I can take it.
‘Cause it took so long to bake it…
Yeah, this is WIN. It’s comedy. If the dude was going for look how tough I am, would he have kept the pristine white paint job with no stickers or graphics? Of course not. Humour value, nothing more.
Well at least this makes for easy under the chassy maintenance.
Hummers shrink when you wash ‘em?
They obviously forgot to use the delicate-cycle.
Donno about that. He’s still huge under the belt line.
Yeah, but does a huge ass really send the right message…?
Only if the message is “Wide load”.
this is like the mullet “business up front, party in the back” cept, business up top, party down below.
Grandpa’s church Bingo trip vehicle up top, party down below. Best of both worlds.
Pimp my camry
They must have not have a big budget.
This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
Watch this MORON MORON MORON
Get his CAMRY CAMRY CAMRY
Destroyed in hot monster ACTION ACTION ACTION
Hot monster action? :O
WIN WIN WIN!!!
Bring the KIDS KIDS KIDS!!!!
Are you ready for some car on car action?
Come on folks, you know what movie that was from. Think “dumb”. Think of Clevon.
they see me rollin, they hatin….
Mutton dressed as lamb, mutton driving like lamb, lamb chops —> mutton chops
Where do i buy 1
This was the prototype for the new bat mobile then they fired the retard….
The guys at Covert Security need that car.
lol. Exactly.
In neon green.
With black lights underneath.
That is perfect for killing a group of pedestrians without having to back up!
Don’t know…that looks like a WIN to me.
agreed
Magic Goat approves!
The magic goat probably tried to steal this car too.
That’s just stupid
Actually i think its kinda win
It’s cute, in the same way that it is when your children wear you shoes so they think they’re all grown up.
Saloon, shoot for the moon!
I like turtles
In the same way that driving a big truck screams “I’m making up for a small penis” this type of car is a woman’s way of making up for having tiny boobs
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/jack-grabber
Fick Dich, Spam-Arsch.
So is he the guy with a small penis, or the woman making up for having tiny boobs?
or the other way around?
Other way round? You mean he’s the guy with the big boobs?
Or the woman with the large… onooooooooooo…
Yokoooooooooooooo?
It all comes together right now.
Over me?
One and one and one is three…
Eyes? You mean eyes, right?
Yes, please!
Ever so polite in English but a foul mouthed devil in German… I like it!
Hahahahahaha.
*hugs and kisses*
I guess that’ll teach me to be more careful with personal info
.
…You’re actually not a bad kisser.
*gives manly kiss back*
Yeah, you’d have to be some kind of idiot to reveal your name on FailBlog! Hahahahahaha…
.
Oh, wait…
*Cracks knuckles….*
I cunningly changed my name.
Mikey D! I saw your avvie pic on a tutoring student of mine’s coffee mug last weekend! I did not realize you were a fan of Finnish/Scandinavian TV!
DTI! I saw you on That 70′s show only yesterday.
You always were a cunning linguist.
Only to spammers and trolls!
Sitting up higher than most of the rest of the traffic? Win.
Even if you look silly doing it.
Except the center of gravity is so high, that a 5 year old girl can push you over.
“They tried to make me go to rehab and I said, ‘At least I’ve more sense than this arsehole…’”
Do these tires make my fender look fat?
*looks away* No, not at all dear!
*hugs mr. cuddles*
Sounds like Mr. Cuddles would make a good boyfriend. He knows the script.
there is a script?! he was just telling the twuth…. :S
Oh! There’s a script!
*slaps forehead*
Does anyone have a copy I can borrow?
*digs around in hollow tree*
*rustling, banging, crashing noises*
No, no, no, no, YES!
Here ya go Ragidandy! It’s the 1946 version,
so some of it might be a little dated and wrong.
Like: “Hey YOU! Where’s my supper and beer!!?”
Write your own script! Make sure you’ve more than a cameo in your own life story.
Aye, there’s the rub.
Screw the script. Where is the user’s manual?
*hugs Ryannon*
you misspelled phat?
lame
Oh hi Lame! I’m Fluffy.
*SQUEEZES fluffy and DrB*
*SQUEEZES Mikey D, fluffy, & DrB*
*SQUEEZES Mikey D, DrB and the Magnificent Mr. Cuddles*
*SQUEEZES Mikey D, fluffy the fish, and the magnificent
mr. cuddles!*
You misspelled llama.
*rides off in the wrong direction*
*falls from llama*
*limps rest of the way*
*gives Mikey a duck*
*SQUEEZES duck*
Quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.
Yay!
*SQUEEZES Dragonwriter*
FOOOM!
Didn’t want eyebrows anyway.
Oh, here, I’ve got your llama,
I found BOGGY playing with it.
He was calling it a “Funny Puppy.”
the story behind it, mr wanthom was selling his car and a midget called at his door and asked if he could buy it, but the midget was very irritable and rude and being as mr wanthom was an evil man he agreed to sell it to the midget and he could collect the camry the following day. Now not very many people know this but mr wanthom’s favourite hobby was mechanics so he made this…. true story or at least that is what the leprechaun said….
Did you punish Mr. Wanthom for it, you being obviously the midget?
Win.
but photoshopped.
thats a WIN!!!!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because nothin’ says GHETTO like a Camry and a lift kit….
So… you’re saying that the car can talk too?
Since it’s a combination of KITT and a transformer, the problem is getting it to shut up.
lool
lools
Boxing a donk donk with elan and aplomb.
Hmmm, asian car with obnoxious, unnecessary, and shoddy modifications? This guy is the world’s first redneck drifter!
If I didn’t know the foliage better I would say this could only come from Hawaii
This isn’t a fail…
OMG thats what i need to do to my car
Why not just buy a gun? Satisfies the same issues at a fraction of the cost…
i want this done to my car, sorry what i meant to say there was i’m a tard and want people to stare at me even more…
A Little Bit Top Heavy…
NO! You Think?
Now all this guy needs to worry about is gettting his camry high-jacked…..
how does this fail?
More like an Epic Win if you ask me.
LAST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How is this a FAIL? It’s an epic win.
This site sucks now. Take any random picture and type FAIL and it goes in the site immediately. I can’t wait until someone takes a picture of the ceiling of the Sistine chapel ceiling and types FAIL on it, and everyone on this site thinks it’s hilarious and pure genius. Eat me, losers.
sense of humor FAIL…? and I’m not a loser. I’m a tool.
hahahahahahahahahaha
*SkankinWhipple runs to Sistine Chapel to take a picture, knocks over a support, ceiling collapses on his head, George takes picture, writes FAIL on it and posts it on FB*
Really…all you had to do was take a picture of SkankinWhipple.
Agreed.
We have already seen skankinwhipple before. Remember that one fail where this douche in a pink shirt and his mom’s sunglasses was taking a myspace picture? The douche who was so profound that we thought the fail was about him, and not the naked person in the chair in the background.
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Clicky for a walk down memory lane.
He probably thinks this song is about him.
seems like a redneck with a sense of humor.. or just got bored with his wife’s car
In case it hasn’t been mentioned: IF that’s not a photochop, it’s just a pickup truck that someone with a strange sense of humor has dropped a Camry body onto.
In other words, it’s not a modified Camry, it’s a modified truck. You can do that to a truck: it’s a body-on-frame vehicle. Hint: Camry is front-wheel-drive. That truck has a clearly visible solid rear drive axle.
/geek
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I’d say it’s a win.
I kind of like it.
It doesn’t fit at all, but it looks kind of cool.
thats total hilarity win!
indeed!!!
Whoever posted this fails. That car really pretty cool, and good on the person who took the time and effort to custom fabricate all the materials.
The poster, however, is likely just bitter because he drives around in an ’86 Ford Festiva with three windows made of Reynold’s Wrap, and Christmas lights for the tail lights.
So what kind of milage does your camry get anyway?
One word about sums this picture up: Louisiana.
I like the spare tire compartment — which is the rear seat.
is that the taze patrol car???
How can that be a fail? I think it looks pretty cool.
Not Fail. (Not my cuppa tea, but YMMV)
Truck gets rolled, or body rots out. Camry engine blows after 400K Miles. I still need something to drive – Say, the wheelbases are almost the same…
Here, hold my beer and Watch This!!
I don’t see fail i see someone that loves the camery and if you look closely it took skill as they put a 4×4 under the body. This is a win.
Obviously the car is frightened of something. (The old ‘hat flies off’ cliché.)
this is not a fail. this is an epic win.
I really don’t see any fail here, I think I might be going blind
That’s no fail… The vehicle sitting on top of an off-road chassis has nothing to do with the off-roading vehicles capabilities… In fact, the car shown will probably make a better off-roader as it has a lower center of gravity.
That’s not a fail, that’s SWEET! I want one!
I don’t know. He’s made it this far without rolling. I’d call that a win.
For all we know he’s about twenty feet away from his own driveway.
Where I’m from, this is a win.
That would actually come in handy in my country.
no, label fail. REDNECK WIN!
Unfortunately, I’ve seen this IRL before.
In my opinion, car modifications like that fail anyway.
fail… how bout win
can i get a hell-yeah?!
Its my grandma!!! XD
BTW, this is my first time posting, but about my 100th time on this awesome site!
It looks like a Micro Machine!
Hell Yeah – Win all the way!
More like EPIC WINZORRZ
I think it’s a fail because it kinda looks like the shell of a camry just got put onto a frame of another car. It’s like building those cheap toy cars where you can switch the shell.
That’s just poor taste. Awful, truly awful.
Welcome to rednecks!
I am in love.
this is so stupid so is this site but its mad funny XD
this should be a win!
hey this is a win
its a gangsta camry
off road asian mobile
y is this a fail i would so drive that
if it was a prius or smart car it would fail
I think that’s a win to be honest.
Offroad WIN!
i totally want one, i wonder how much the conversion would be.
I think this is actually a quality win.
I’ve seen worse
im sorry pure win … win…win…win…win…
i say thats a win
…I’ve seen shit like this in my town. Its some shitty oldsmobile looking thing with gigantic wheels and its jacked up like a monster truck. Stupidest ass shit i’ve ever seen.
Sweet, Total redneck FAIL
FAIL?????? THATS AWESOME!!!! IT SHOULD BE SUCCESS!!!!
fail?
that’s a WIN WIN WIN!!!!
haha
I’d say it’s a Photoshop Fail^^
EPIC CAR MOD WIN!
Win
This car rocks!!! I want it!!!
That is an AWESOME car!
OMG it’s not fail thats amazing!
WIN
Ha ha, this is win, where’s the fail?
Pimp my common sense!!!
its my bum!
Thats a win.
TOTALLY A WIN!
this is not a fail, that car is tight as hell
WIN!!!
That’s not a fail–that’s awesome…
Just imagine one of those with tank treads
this is epic win!!!!! i want one!!!!
no. that’s a win
WIN!
i agree, the car win!!!!!
this is a win. whoever labeled this a fail is an idiot. im serious.
More of a win than a fail.
a huge triumph, i think.
cooooooooooooooooooooool!
It’s hard to call but I’m gonna have to go for a win for the effort.
Fail?! It is a awesome WIN!!!
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