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Mike Vick?
Good job – again!
Did the dog do this?
Nah, a crew of VA Tech graduates did it. (and thanks, Arthur!)
Once the squeaker was removed the dog lost interest.
is wal mart racialist or is it the fact they dont like people carrying crisp packets?
He was hung as an example to customers – even professional athletes will be executed for shoplifting!
Hard to tell by the picture, but are his feet tied together?
It’s bound to be an illusion.
I don’t think the feet are bound, but the thing does look like it has a tattoo on its forearm! No wonder he’s so deflated; you can’t tattoo inflatable objects.
Well, THAT’S certainly a pointed comment!
That’s quit the SHARP remark you had there!
“quite”
BOGGY seed u misteak!
BOGGY fixes u misteak!
GIVE BOGGY HUG!NOW!Can I have one too?
Failblog hug!!!
You know what? I think I’ll go ahead and give Boggy a hug. Boggy’s antics on this fail today had me crackin up!
Don’t even joke about this! The competitive world of chip marketing is extremely stressful! A lot of chip displays have died like this!
Whoa.. calm down. No one is making fun of the chips, and I’m sure we all appreciate their struggle in the snack world,and how many of them died during the great chip-tortilla battle of 2002.
Tortillas, potato crisps… can’t we all just get along?
They’re all chips!
Hey! I thnk you are forgetting the brave Waffles that died due to that batel!
I keep on being reminded of a Jason sort of thing…Jason being hung? (the movie Jason, not Lindsay)
I don’t know about Jason, but I’m definitely creeped out by that “GLOWER” he’s throwing our way…
He’s taken lessons from Avis.
R A T B L M A O ! ! !HAR HAR HAR HAR!
hurt like hell though
That’s just the way his trousers hang.
He’s not well hung.
I think they are “racialist”
I’d hang myself too with all the fat content in those chips! Eating them will lead to certain death anyway.
That looks nothing like a soup bowl!
But it dose look like a KFC bowl!
(no offence)
i didn’t order mayonaise with this
That looks nothing like a kids ball!
(no defence)
none taken.
but at least its not nascar or hockey.
at least it not cansar ot keyho-le
I dun get it.
At least it’s not a potato.
What’s wrong with spuds?
The vicars have a monopoly on them.
Well the vicar is certainly ON them…
He’s more IN them than ON them…
As I recall, they’re IN him…
I try not to recall that too often, actually.
Great now I have to break out the mind bleach again.
*Gulp*
Actually a win.
a win for the kkk maybe.
Hello, I’m David Duke and I approve this message.
I prefer Daisy Duke.
I prefer Donald Duck.
I prefer the Dukes of Hazard.
I prefer Duke Nukem.
I prefer to “Nuke ‘em all and let God sort ‘em out”…
I prefer Godzilla.
GODZILLA is BOGGY Frend!GODZILLA here?Want to pway wif GODZILLA!!!
Wear GODZILLA at BFF Frind? Wear Him ats?BOGGY pway wif GODZILLA
NOW!?
Boggy, you little combo-breaker you! If you weren’t so big and smelly I’d shake a finger at you…but I value my failblog life too much, so here’s a cookie instead. Don’t tell SB.
Mm-hmmm! BAD scannerdan!
So you’re the one feeding cookies to Boggy!
When he gets Bad GAS again I’ll have him visit you!
And if you do it again I’ll tell Boggy that you’re “All Dirty” and need a good bath! Boggy really likes to “wash things,” but they don’t always come out very intact, much cleaner, or even less smelly.
Actually the opposite is true. Usually only Dragonwriter’s magical *FOOOOM!* can repair the resultant damages.
Umm…Bob? Your avatar is still Boggy.
Whoa, what was in those cookies? It looks like Boggy, but it definitely doesn’t talk like Boggy…I need to sit down.
Pay no attention to the squirrel behind the curtain!
WTF!
Curiouser and curiouser!
scannerdan
wants bafh now??OH BOY! BOGGY like bath things!
Come gets Bath scannerdan!
NOOOO!!! Bad Boggy! I just got the stink out from that lick you gave me yesterday.
quotes from hell…
Somebody oughta belt him in the mouth, but I won’t…
ME?Can BOGGY?
I prefer Commander Keen myself..
It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of gum!
Let’s avoid the offensive lineman jokes.
Let’s defend the lined dodgers?
Oooh…does this mean I can’t make my “hang time” joke?
Yes, and it also means you cannot refer to this unfortunate soul as a “first stringer.”
HI Diana Frend!
*SMACKS GOOPY LIPS*
Gotted sum Cakes?
Gotted sum Plates for BOGGY?I certainly do, Boggy. Check out the thread below. There are several plates just for you.
We better snap out of this before someone gets hurt.
Too late…he’s hiked up there pretty well…
perfect.
*sings*
The KKK took my baby away. They took her away, away from me.
Was this in Alabama, Mississippi, or Alabama?
or Alabama?
No. I think it was Alabama.
Unless it was Alabama.
Alabama, Alabama?
Where the skies are so blue.
…and we were smoking funny things…
HIVELVET!Can BOGGY pway wif you shy knee Ball?BOGGY like yur shy knee ball! It are purty!
Sure! Just don’t eat it. It won’t digest well.
OOP! Uh Ooooooo!Ball stuck in BOGGY's Nose! Get Out?HELP!Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Alabama and Spam.
Maybe it’s thier politicial view of Obama being president
Alobama.
clever!
Alabama- a state so racist it gets mentioned twice
*hands Captain Wow a calculator*
*hands whoanellie eyeglasses*
I was commenting to Dave’s initial comment
Please to understand nesting ways of failblog kthnxbai!
You hahve used lol speak…how could you!!! You have let the typo fairies through! That is bad, very bad.
I propose a SHUN!!
*puts forward motion*
Does anyone second this?
I second only if he refuses to repeat the offense.
I third and step on the somewhat useless glasses, looking askance in his general direction and handing him an abacus…
The abacus is the tool of the DEVIL! With the counting and the numbers and the anal beads.
You’d have to be possessed by the devil to put an abacus in your anus.
Countless men have tried.
damnit i wanted to be first!
You are in my book
*writes epokphale’s name in Captain Wow’s book of Fail*
Goodie! A “first” TROLL!
BOGGY eatsepokphale!Breakfust 4 BOGGY! YUM!*BURP!*
MMMMMMMMM nummers!
*hands BOGGY a coffee*
can i have some, i had a rough day yesterday
Don’t see why not.
DTI should be along soon with Friday Cookies.
Cookies for everyone (3 per person this time, since it’s Friday)!!
Today’s cookies are double chocolate chocolate chip (chocolate cookies with both milk and white chocolate chips). If you don’t like chocolate, I also have a small selection of shortbreads. *sets out plates with cookies for everybody and plates without cookies for BOGGY*
Boggy eats plates? Now that I did not know.
*CRUNCH CRUNCH*
Skerlly NOT let BOGGY Eats COOKIES!
BOGGY gets GASSY!
BOGGY like plates!
Plates CRUNCHY!
COFFEE CUPS good too!
Skerlly NOT let BOGGY habs COFFEES!If you thought Boggy was smelly now, just imagine when he’s gassy…
*shudders*
*drinks coffee, eats cup*
*crunch crunch*
Tanku fer COFFEENellieFrend! MORES?!Skerlly nots letted me has Coffees, maked BOGGY Hiper him say!WEEEEEE! *Splashes around FailBOG Throwing Trolls* FUN!*…ponders a hyper BOGGY…*
*hands BOGGY a gallon o’ espresso*
*walks slowly backwards*
…poor trolls…
yay! i made a quote pyramid!
errr…. a reply pyramid!
You made it, and that’s the important part.
All by himself.
*GULPS*
SPRESSO GOOD! YUM!!!!
WHOA NELLIE! {{ZOINK!}}WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!OK?
******** NOTICE ********
___________________________________
FROM THE DESK OF SKERLLY BOB
[NOTE: Damage to FailBOG was caused by SOME FOOL giving BOGGY some COFFEE! This will not be tolerated in the future! Punishment will be quite severe and everlasting!
BOGGY is NOT ALLOWED to Eat COOKIES or Drink COFFEE!!!!!
FROM THE DESK OF SKERLLY BOB
[NOTE: Damage to FailBOG was caused by SOME FOOL giving BOGGY some COFFEE! This will not be tolerated in the future! Punishment will be quite severe and everlasting!
BOGGY is NOT ALLOWED to Eat COOKIES or Drink COFFEE!!!!!
FROM THE DESK OF SKERLLY BOB
[NOTE: Damage to FailBOG was caused by SOME FOOL giving BOGGY some COFFEE! This will not be tolerated in the future! Punishment will be quite severe and everlasting!
BOGGY is NOT ALLOWED to Eat COOKIES or Drink COFFEE!!!!!
GOT THAT KIDS?
[sorry for the weirdness... no ideas as to what happened]
Oh no…I just sent Boggy twenty boxes of cookies in the post!
Is that bad?
I’m hiding in my nuclear bunker, thirty kilometres below the earth’s surface.
I intercepted the cookies BFF. No harm done!
Boggy was stomping around the BOG wrecking it
when UPS came by here. Thank Gawd!
If you see WhoaNellie, I have a BOG repair bill for her.
I hope she’s well off! BOGs ain’t cheap to maintain!
Okay, I’ll tell WhoaNellie she’ll need to cough up some dough.
Oh, you better stop Scannerdan. Check the comments above.
*looks down*
Umm, that would be “him”. And “he’s”. But I digress.
Bob, while I totally understand the difficulty and expense of proper BOG operation, nevertheless, BOGGY gotta have SOME fun. I simply overdid it. Primarily due to his snoring on the job.
It (probably) won’t happen again
I have also learned the error of my ways Bob. Apparently Boggy’s cookie-gas results in hallucinations to those who are unfortunate enough to waft it (see above). Maybe we should invest in some “Beano” or peppermint tea to calm Boggy’s stomach. Is there an apothecary in FailBog?
Spam.
Judging by the wrinkles he’s been hanging there for a while…
That’s what happens when they go off the steroids.
Next thing you know there’s a brown inflatable baseball player
I hate it when that happens! When you buy sport stars they look great. Two days later they wither. No wonder somebody was hanging this one!
This player was a jerk, and now he’s being hung out to dry.
He was hanged for stealing chips, it is to be an example for all other displays.
He was just copying the seagull.
Well learn form him and don’t copy seagulls, it will get you killed.
Well learn form him and stick our heads in the bukkit.
I thought he was copying Santa.
It KISSMUSS Time? SANTA?*SMILES & DANCES & SINGS*
♫ Kissmus kissmuss time is heeeer! ♪♫ Times 4 joy and times 4 fear! ♪
♫ Kissmus kissmuss I juss kaint waits! ♪
♫ Ooooo Kissmus you not bees laaate! ♪
When will you realize your not funny?
What surprises me is that there’s a Walmart shopper out there that saw this and thought it was in poor taste
That’s why it looks like it has been hanging for awhile. Someone probably came in to ask for directions and saw it.
A lot of Walmart shoppers–in my area, anyway–are non-white. That means they’re genetically immune to White Guilt Syndrome and therefore aren’t policing the world for unintentional racist symbols.
Are there Wal-Mart shoppers without poor taste?
looks like boggy’s handy work
boggy would you like a taste of my candle?
AHHH! You’re back! *Runs away*
why does everyone run away?
im not so scary once you get to know me
even bug eyed psycopaths have feelings
*tears*
BOGGY no likes you!! BAD EYES MAN!!You sacre BOGGY Frend! BOGGY Squish You!*SQUEEZE!! SQUISH!! STOMP STOMP! SQUISH!!*
*Runs back* It’s more of a force of habit. Life preservation and all.
Hi! My frindchaosjessica*SMILE*
LOOK! BAD EYES MAN all SQUISH!
*picks up drippy mess*
Am me frendchaosjessicanot all at be scaryed now?Come Pway wif BOGGY!!Hello Boggy. I am no longer scared. I have faced my fears!
I throw myself into the sea
Release the wave, let it wash over me
To face the fear I once believed
The tears of the dragon, for you and for me
Sorry. I love Bruce, and now this is in my head.
No worries. You were actually on the guest list for this conversation.
Hey, gimme back my tears!
I’m sorry. You can have them back.
What about my bullets?
You can only get tears for fears.
… Nobody got that reference? I feel like Shouting over that.
Just let it all out.
These are the days I could do without.
Huh? Where you talking to me? Come on, tell me!
I hate racism! Except when it involves chips…mmmmmmmm!
BOGGY no like racism 2! BOGGY am SLOW!
BOGGY neber win racisms!
BOGGY make sad wen loses!
*BIG GLOPPY TEARS*what a peculiar creature you are….
BOGGY notPECU LIAR Creature!!!!
BOGGY neber evers LIE! *GROWL*Ummm, BOGGY? I was just told, in no uncertain terms, that further coffee is not a good idea for you. I truly had no idea, and it was delightful to see you having so much fun in your monsterly exuberance.
However, Skwerll didn’t say anything about Tequila, so here ya go
OH MY GOD BOGGY JUST DRANK TEQUILA EVACUATE THE AREA I REPEAT EVACUATE THE AREA
*descends into nuclear bunker*
*quietly drills a hatch into BondFan’s bunker, then places a sign on the hatch that says “COFFEE AND COOKIES FOR BOGGY HERE”* Mwahahaha.
*tiptoes away silently to her E7000 and zooms off*
*GRUNTS AND PULLS BFF”S Bunker from the Depths*
*Wobbles DRUNKENLY* HEYY! BFF!! FREND!
sine sayed you gotted COOKIES?BOGGY want COOKIES!
*BURP!!*
Waaah!!! Help me!!!
Oh, it’s you, Boggy. Hi.
Could you let me go?
*Wobbles Drunkenly*
Weeeee! BFF Freind! Lets GO PWAY!Pull Velet's Ball outta BOGGY ear!We can pway BALL! We has BIG BIG FUN! BFF!
WERLD all Spinny! Weeeeeeeeeee! FUNS!*SPINS ROUND AND ROUND*
Whoah whoah whoah I feel dizzy now!
*leaps off Boggy’s hand*
Hang on Boggy, I’ll go get some trolls.
Can I join you? I did help you to get away from freaky HM after all…please?
Strategist
Can Pway TOO!Weeeeeeee! Come pway catch Velvet’s shy knee BALL!
You got it out of your nose? Well done BOGGY!
*puts on impenetrable suit*
*catches ball*
Ooof! this is heavy!
It’s funny because it looks like the toy has been hanged.
Gee, really?
HEY! HowFunnyboigets outta TROLL TREE?*hangsFunnyboiack up in top of TROLL TREE*
STOOPID Troll STAY! *GROWLS*Noooooooooooo.
*grabs boggy round the ankles and tries to stop him*
Lemme help you!
*grabs Mikey by the ankles*
*grabs Arthur by the ankles*
No. Wait. It’s all gone wrong somewhere.
Yes, I think we look a bit silly like this.
*takes pictures*
These could come in handy someday…
Here, I’ll take those from you.
*sends pictures to BBC, CNN, ABC, Fox, The Times, The New York Times, The Washington Post and the Daily Mail*
Good work son…someone has taught you well.
BOGGY hang STOOPID TROLL in TROLL TREE!
Troll stay in TROLL TREE!
BOGGY let Troll go if he good all day
BOGGY not EATFunnyboiif he good Troll.Whew.
Potential next year Christmas ornament.
Or BOGGY dessert.
Whichever comes first.
Hee!
I hate to say it, but is Funnyboi a bit outta shape? I don’t think that’s a toy…
Aw, cut him some slack on this one.
Fine
*cuts slak*
want a piece?
Mmmm, yes please! Free drink of your choice in return!
*puts on bartender outfit*
What would you like?
*cuts flak*
*Cuts air biscuit*
whoops, sorry about that.
mmmmmmmmm, slak! Yummers!!
Got some cheese?
Hey damnit, you’re doing Admiral Apparent’s work for him! How is he going to earn a living now?
At least he has his Lays!
It would suck to be hung with pringles in your arms.
Is this from the New York Post?
nom nom nom
can’t..quite..reach..
What eating? BOGGY Want Some!it looks fake. look at the edges of the player.
Are you suggesting this isn’t a real American Football player that’s been hung in a supermarket with an offering of crisps to the potato god?
Blasphemy! Hang the heretic!
hahaha so true
This action figure also comes with a miniature white Bronco.
Should we have a moment of silence?
yeah let’s hang around a bit more
I don’t see anything.
Just to clarify, I do have my eyes open, This Image isn’t loading…
Yes, My computer is on.
Yes, I am Connected to the Internet.
Never Mind, This was a FireFAIL, Loads fine in IE.
No wonder. You have a turd in your face!
Or open your eyes,
Turn off Adblock.
Ha! A kute Mousie!
U am a Mousie? BOGGY not likes Rats!RATS tried lives in BOGGY's ear, Bad RAT.... EATTED Rat!
Com'ere lil' Mousie! BOGGY gotted CHEESES!wtf
Does anyone else notice that it looks like he has a hand down his pants?
He must feel nuts!
What the heck is that thing? Is it an advertisement for Lays or are they actually trying to sell that thing? Either way, it is ineffective.
it looks shopped. duh.
It is a shop. It is Wal-Mart!
THIS IS WAL-MART (?)
As opposed to Sparta?
*shops for tazer, finds excellent deal, purchases tazer*
*tazes wat repeatedly, tosses limp carcass into bog*
Hey! That’s my job!
…thought you were on vacation – my bad…
THIS … IS…. WALMART
*Kicks wat into the hole leading to the failbog*
Hole? What hole? There should be a gate leading to the bog.
*peers down hole*
The trolls are escaping!
Don’t worry, they’re escaping into Walmart, they’ll find cheap stuff, shop for days, and if any of them come out, whatever they bought won’t work anyway and we’ll have little trouble putting them back in the bog.
This Is Jeopardy!
it’s obscured by the bag of chips, but this player’s jersey number is “Jena 6″
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/jack-grabber
Only at Walls Fart
They do? Earlier the walls talked, and now they fart.
Dammit, we’ve gone from revolving doors to evolving walls.
What you once thought were ‘house noises’ was in actuality house flatulence.
Funniest one I have seen in a while. Loved it
wait a second. don’t I know you?
no you don’t
Not you again.
Hey! You! ALL of you! Get out of my driveway! I have a skip loader…
This wal-mart must be in the southern united states.
I would say this is funny. because it’s unintentionally racist. intentionally racist is just creepy
That’s SO WRONG. Eww.
Wal-mart fails at everything.
I was trying to figure out why anyone would make a figure that hangs that way. Then I realized that if the thing was properly inflated the head wouldn’t slump like that.
Still, probably best to not make any inflatable figures that hang from the neck area. Just attach the string to the top of the guy’s head and be done with it.
Since it was a poor figure design, it is more of a Lays Fail than a Wal-mart Fail to me.
Free Chips?
What city does Team Lays represent?
Frito. They’re the Frito Lays.
I once hung a scarecrow from the basketball hoop like that for Halloween when I was little and didn’t know any better xP. Then my parents came home and went “Oh God…”
So we’re lynching them again?
oh shit!
Al Sharpton wont be happy
This is clearly a photoshop fail…
You are right. The blue fail should be red to go with the well hung football player.
And just how do you know he’s a well-hung football player? I thought you were only into sophisticated people…
Am I the only one to see that the edge of the inflate football player is blurry and had a shitty glow effect… and the bag of chip on the right is almost disapearing. Also… the tiny white string is perfectly straight… (like shift, click and drag straight).
I just hope that the person who post it wasn’t the person who create it…
Quick someone call the NAACP!
This isn’t a fail. It’s just a prop suspended by a tiny white string.
Must be a slow day at failblog.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynching
I think Lumpy means that a tiny white string does not equal a lynching or a hanging.
In 1742 the Spanish Empire lay in ruins…
Is this comment supposed to go anywhere?
No, this one hangs on its own.
I’d like to preserve this little thread forever. It really made me laugh.
oh, I see the FAIL! he’s black!
I bet you voted for McCain in the elections.
what erections?
No blacks allowed in this Wal-Mart?
OMG!
That’s terrible!!!
To be fair, this is definitely a Lays fail, not a WalMart fail.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so thats what they mean when they say hung like a black man
sorry i had to
To repeat…
Does anyone else notice that it looks like he has a hand down his pants?
Apparently not…
I think you’re the only one who sees it like that. Or wants to see it like that.
lays the best last supper!
Black man hanging on a rope is a fail now?
It looks sort of deflated… but still REALLY funny.
It’s deflated, because he’s lacking oxygen.
You guys have some seriously funny stuff on this page. Keep it up and good luck in the new year.
LOL
Picture fail, I can’t see anything
Didn’t think the economy was THIS bad…
This seems to me to have the great potential to be considered offensive. Historically, lynching was a tactic used to repress and intimidate and terrorize the African-American community. I wonder if anyone could sit for a moment and ponder that point f view, in a sober, thoughtful manner, and then declare this image to be entirely without controversial overtones. Thanks for being mindful!
I agree, this is a very racist display! How dare they put this up, especially now that we have a black president…
White people really need to be re-educated. Sick racist rednecks!
i doubt they meant it that way.
Fail? This isn’t fail…this is WIN
thats arguable but you could be right
Lays promotion fail.
*waits for another lame racist joke fail
…i laughed at first and then became slowly offended? lol
wtf lol
haha i actually laughed out loud at that one.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Lol do all ppl who buy lays get hanged? im never gonna buy lays again
This is what happens to the losers.
I think the morale of this story is, Don’t Steal
:]
racial tension…win
goes very well with the temporary tattoo 4 pages earlier
lol 5 bucks somebody wanted it to look like that
Lays is called Walkers over from where i come from
[U.K]
same design
Good thing it’s not Steve McNair!!!!!
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I believe that he fumbled…. Why does he not have the ball? THOSE CHIPS will not score you a touchdown…
horribly racial.
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