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They’re safely stacked. What’s the problem?
If you plant them upright you’ve a worry they may topple over and knock over other trees in a domino effect. All trees should be horizontal.
If a tree is horizontal, can you still hear it through the motel room wall?
Only if it barks.
When they bark it means they’re dropping some seed.
When they’re dropping some seed it means they’re bumping uglies.
When they’re bumping uglies it means they’re doing something funecessary.
when they’re doing something funecessary, it means they are reproducing
When they are reproducing, it means they are exchanging cherries
When they are exchanging cherries, it means they are making a mother angry
When they are making “mother angry”, it means she tied his stem into a knot in her mouth.
when she tied his stem into a knot in her mouth it means she’s safely stacked. horizontally.
What?
lol
and if a tree falls vertically, can you hear it if you don’t see it?
If the trees are horizontal, they can hear each-other even if they won’t look each-other in the eye/knothole
Double FAIL.. protecsion is spelled bad too.
Yeah, correctly is ”Zona de protección de árboles, No entrar”
That’s right, it’s “Protección”, not protecsion. And it’s “Árboles”, not “arboles”.
Triple fail.
They’re not that exciting in bed, they tend to stay rooted to the spot.
But these are different. It’s obviously an orgy.
Oh boy, these Triffids sure can party.
In the back of the photo you can see the uninvited trees who tried to sneak past the security. They’re envious.
They’re just dying to get their leaves off.
That desire is deeply rooted.
God, they’re pining to pop their corks.
Somebody get out the sprouts!
Ooo that spruced things up!
Are they fir(m) up there?
You think they sycamore exciting sex life?
Who wood-n’t!
This one’s a double-fail: The translation of PROTECTION into Spanish is wrong. It should be “PROTECCION”, not “PROTECSION”!!!
Good thing i checked to see if someone else noticed it, i was going to erite the exact same thing
Is not PROTECSION or PROTECCION is “PROTECCIÓN”.
Con acento en la puta O ¡joder!
@Alamasy:
Mayúsculas no llevan acentos, compadre.
Double fail, though, because of the “PROTECSION” thing. xD
@scotos Las mayúsculas sí llevan acento. Esa regla cambió cuando las máquinas de escribir fueron reemplazadas por computadores.
Anyway, it’s such a major spanish fail, it should read something like:
“ZONA DE PROTECCIÓN DE ÁRBOLES. NO ENTRE”.
tacos sonbreros haha estoy usabdo internet
Also the Spanish word for protection is “protección”, not “protecsion”… FAIL!
hehe, made me laugh lol
No. 3. The Larch.
I’m a lumberman and I’m o.k……
I was waiting to see who would do the up-take, saying cicily doesn’t know ‘jack’… and y’all failed! HEEEEEEEEE! And look at all the time allowed..
Shhh. They’ve had a hard day. Don’t wake them…
I know, they look so dead to me too… ssshhhhh
It’s alright, they sleep like a log.
Perfect
.
*jazz hands*
You did WHAAAAT with your hands!?!
It’s JAZZ hands–”A,” not “I.”
Jazz hands: it’s not about the movements they make, it’s about the movements they don’t make.
they got tired after playing with each others knotholes all day
Or is the fail that it says ‘No Entry’ in what looks to be Spanish? Lou and Mookie would not approve.
It was meant to say “projection”?
It was meant to say “procreation”?
It was meant to say “penetration”?
It was meant to say “perforation”?
(If so, they’re doing it wrong)
It was meant to say “punctuation”?
(If so, their actions are poetry)
It was meant to say “predilection”?
(They followed their leanings too far and fell over?)
Being from Argentina, I noticed that awful spelling mistake before the
intended fail.
theres an english to spanish mistake!!!!
that should say : protección.
I approve the “No Entry” signs. As far as they are not on Mookie.
[ Btw, minor secondary fail on the Spanish text: bad spelling. ]
Since when do you obey rules?
I just obey the rules you enforce… but I am planning a coup d’état (did I write it loud?)
I love it when you are forceful. (I said German, not French)
Your words are a reinforcement for my will.
Well, let’s not leave anything to chance… *se acuesta*
Avoiding chances is a good idea… I had so much luck with you that maybe I have none left. *se acerca*
You can share some of my luck; you know I would give you anything. *tiembla*
You are willing to give… I am willing to take. And I like what my eyes see. *acaricia*
Then I think you should look closer. Much, much closer. *sucumbe*
I will look much closer… I always do with all that I kiss, bite or lick. I will conquest everything you are willing to surrender. *sonrie*
Corazon, mente, cuerpo o alma… cual te apetece primero? *ama*
All of these things are connected… and today I feel ambitious… *adora*
wrong verb form, too! (NO ENTRAR or SE PROHIBE ENTRAR would be proper)
Well that went well..
That was tricky, that…
Man, they get wood on cue.
It looks more like a fail to erect themselves…
You could be onto something there. It’s a self assembly forest from IKEA.
Then there are not enough screws to assemble them. At least one is missing, as always.
Yeah, the tree with the short stump always turns up late.
Not enough screws? Send in the failbloggers, then there’d be more than enough screw(ing) to go around..
People think they can stop other people with signs, tsss.
Signs always work.
*sign, sign, pass*
The fail is that it should be “proteccion”, not “protecsion”…
You’re totally right
So are you
Poor trees ):
True. Money doesn’t grow on them!
haha, nice x).
Too bad for us though…
We should take it up with our local bank branch.
FiddleSticks! They wouldn’t go out on a limb for us; too much paperwork!
I don’t want to fiddle with your sticks!
money grows on trees…..just depends on what kind of tree you have
Well, maybe if they had read the sign, they would’ve known they were better protected and not fallen down.
Obviously they arrived and noticed that the horizontal trees were injured and the rest needed protecting from the evil being that caused them harm.
That sure is an ironic photograph
Gee, this fail is puttinng me to sleep… *saws logs*
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and a stubborn t, too. See, I told you I was falling asleep.
You want camomile t before bed to help you sleep.
Are you offering to T-bag Sidhe Cat? That’s pretty forward of you.
God no. Dangle something near a cat and it’ll get torn apart.
Not if we like you, then you just get little nips.
If you hold back it’s no fun though.
But if you hold front, it’s all good?
Front, back, switch it up; variety is a great spice.
As long as he doesn’t heat it on top of the Penis Safe*T*Furnace. That get’s pretty hot. I learned that last night while grilling.
You’re a whiz in the kitchen, just btw.
*scuffles toe*
Aw, thanks!
*blushes*
The word protection had a bad translation, in spanish is proteCCión, no protecSion.
Si`, I see the “C,” senior.
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(I don’t have an “n” with a tilda over it
Try with Alt + 0241
Its name is “eñe”.
Spanish fail too…
Is Zona de Proteccion no “Protecsion”
Thanks !!!
Very good post !!
It must’ve been some Spanish loggers that came by and couldn’t understand the sign…
Oh, okay. So apparently “Protecsion” translates as “chop all these f***ers down”.
So glad the bosses are out today.
Missed you yesterday.
I thought maybe the trees fell on the carrier pigeon DrB sent to you and you didn’t get the summons.
I spared a cigar for you, Mikey. Yesterday I was celebrating the birth of my avatar.
*passes cigar*
If you don’t smoke find Mrs. Lewinsky. She knows one or two ways how to make a cigar fun…
We’re pretty happy with our regular suppliers
Of cigars or fun?
Congratulations on the avatar, and thankyou for the cigar! I am sorry I missed the birth.
*puffs away happily*
Thanks! But you really should work on working less. FailBlog needs you!
I missed our morning jokes. It was a LONG day yesterday. *sigh*
You sent a pigeon?
I got my homing pigeons mixed-up with my going pigeons (clicky).
Sorry, I was more wondering what you meant when you said you had sent a pigeon?
I popped by the yesterdays fails earlier today and was sad to see I’d missed a scotch. (clicky)
Well then, you must catch up! Here’s a double, drinks are on me.
Actually it’s to protect us from trees.
You see… trees are silent assasins. They’re really mastered the art of sneaking. Everytime you look at a tree you think it stands still! Well it’s not!
Trees have only one goal: Destroy humanity by damaging our economy! They have their own agents in greenpeace and they hired this guy who switched Al Gore’s meds. Now you can’t build new roads because there are trees!
Even Jesus hates trees. He was crusified to one.
I know right! A tree tried to kill me once, I was climbing a tree and the brach shook thats right the tree shook itself so I fall and then he stuck out his roots for me to fall on but he didn’t kill me no, I SURVIVED THE TREE’S ATTACK!!!
All those jokes about dead trees are not funny at all! We have to worry for our planet and it’s nature! Innocent trees are being chopped down everyday by the capitalists. We have to act now and save our forests instead of making stupid jokes about this!
Support PETA!
People for the Ethical Treatment of Arboretum?
I see you’ve placed your comment in place with precision.
Precise, but slow. Say, do you think “PETA” was joking? If not, I would like to know the difference between an innocent and a guilty tree. And if non-capitalist woodchopping is ok.
I think Tom (or PETA) is barking up the wrong tree with this one. The trees are cut down for the people, by the people (but not using the people, that don’t work).
Oooh, that was Tom?! Didn’t recognize him without his “where’s my obama fail” whining…
Before Obama he went on about PETA. It was a break.
Great. Then I can expect him to bore me with PETA-related comments in the future?
Dear Arthur,
As Mikey D relevantly observed, I went on about PETA before Obama, so what makes you think that you’ll be bothered with PETA-related comments in the FUTURE?
By the way, could you please see to it, that my Obama fail appears at least in the vote section? (for obvious democratic reasons)
Regards,
TOM
Innocent trees? I only chop down the guilty ones.
Oops. Comment got posted in the wrong place.
*attempts to remove head from a$$*
People for the Ethical Treatment of Arboretums?
All these trees and you failed to nest properly. Well done that moomin.
Maybe it needs more incubation time.
I bow to your wisdom, I’m no eggspert in these matters.
If we sit for long enough, we might be able to hatch a plan to find out.
Then we could rule the roost! I like this plan.
We gotta protect that plan. We should wrap it in rubber, Chicken.
Won’t that *SQUEEZE* the chicken?
As long as no-one claims it’s fowl play we should be fine.
(Does the rubber chicken have a pulley in the middle?)
Nope, that one is the rubber rooster.
Hehe!
You’ve beated me by two minutes, even though you typed one “s” more…
*takes away the ‘ve and the ed from arthur’s post*
I don’t know where these extra letters are coming from…wait a minute, who let out all of the typo fairies!?!
Thanks! You can keep the letters, maybe you need them later.
They said I have three wishes… Liars!
.
I think that was my fault
Just beat them until they go back into their well…just make sure that there is a concrecte cover over it, that seals it hermetically, they’re tiny
Typo fairies? Those naughty little pixies! I’ll take care of them. I told them to stay in the ICHC comments section where they are happiest. Children never listen!
*sigh*
[whisper]pssst…you know that bar at the top with all of the ICHC related sites? They use that to go between sites…all you have to do is put a concrete cover over the portal from that site to out site, and the problem will be solved![/whisper]
THAT’S where the fairies came from?! I thought lolspeak was more of a disease and I was afraid of getting it!
*takes out the “t” and replaces it with “r”*
Damn typo fairies. Yes, they come from there. Grammar fail fairies come from the lol celebs site. Lol speak is not a disease, some people think of it as a lifestyle, althought that’s only if the typo fairies have invaded your brain, and rewired it…sssshhhh! It’s a conspiracy!
I think the entrance to the Pet Cemetary looked like that, didn’t it?
Yeah, different from the Pet Seminary. There’s no pets walking funny.
*facepalm*
I just got it.
(Went past that comment a dozen times, and then it hit me. I hit it back.)
I still don’t get it. But then again, I’m used to not getting jokes here.
Haha about Pet Cemetary! I just lost a 16 yr old cat (
) that my pet-sitter was terrified to give a pill when I went on vacation. Made her husband come to my house with her each time! Said my cat looked like the cat in Pet Cemetary and it creeped her out. I thought her reaction was amusing. My poor old boy was in the last stages of diabetes, is all.
Sorry to hear that.
.
It had to be hell for your pet-sitter to see your scary cat every day. But still she agreed to pet-sit. Must be a good friend.
Yes, and practically the only one I know down here! I’m lucky I met her.
Well it seems that I can open the bar now that my customers are here…
*puts on bartender outfit*
*opens bar*
Would you like what you had yesterday, Arthur? And how about you Sidhe Cat?
I prefer Irish Whiskey, please.
A beer for me, please. I need to take it slower than yesterday. A Mai Tai at noon wasn’t a good idea.
Alright then! I’m back from my break, so I’ll be able to serve you now…
*pours Arthur a pint of beer*
Here you go!
*gets Sidhe Cat an Irish Whiskey*
And…that’s for you!
*sings*
I don’t want to be buried in a pet cemetary…
first biotches.
Protection for trees was banned, ‘cos rubber’s bad for the nature.
Oh, and “protecsion”? No-one’s that stupid.
I’m afraid they are.
“Protecsion”!! FAIL
The real fail is the Spanish translation on that sign…
yes, i was going to write that
You look sad. Cheer up! You can always build a new house!
Damn! Wrong thread! I fail yet again.
The Spanish subtitle is wrong. They wrote “Protecsión” in stead of “Protección”. DOUBLE FAIL!
lol yes, double fail XD
we must protect the tress, if we don’t what would we use for firewood and paper and. . . oxygen.
By the way I speak spanish and in the lower section of the sign there is a MAAAAAAAYOR orthography FAIL!!
… I MEAN “Major” ¬¬ shame on me hehe
Yes, I have failed and shall resign my office immediately.
In spanish, it should be “Protección”, not “Protecsion”.
So, Double Fail
OMG, even the Spanish is FAIL! Hilarious!
they spelled “proteccion” wrong
Que idiotas .. se escribe proteccion no protecsion … pinches gringos puñetas
PROTECSION PHAIL!!!
it’s a spelling fail too lol
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like those trees failed to pay their protection money to the mob.
“Nice forest you got here. It would be a shame if something happened to it.”
thats was a kewl one lol great
you say PROTECCION not PROTECSION, learn spanish
Not Only that… It also has a Misspelling in the Spanish translation
Oh noes!
Not again!
in spanish, it’s not protecsion, it’s protección
two fails there.
shhh…tree orgy in progress
at least it’s not treesome
This is what happens to trees in Cary, NC The same humans who posted the sign cut down the trees. But they were askin’ for it.
Stop forced annexation.
PETA members are ill-informed.
Vote for yomamma!
Yankees are dumb that way.
Actually, it’s good to cut down the dead trees and burn them in order for new trees to grow. So the ashes of the old trees can help give nutrients to the new trees.
Out with the old and in with the new.
Its to slow down the Epic Fail called Emerald Ash Borer, it has been moved all over the good old USA by movement of firewood, cut up from piles similar to one in the picture
Really double Fail.
In Spanish, Protection is written “Protección”, not “Protecsion”
In Spanish is “Zona de PROTECCION para arboles”
Double Fail? xD
Its also wrong written (spanish) its proteccion omg xD
spanish spell fail… se escribe proteccion no protecsion.
Actually it is a double fail, because below “Tree protection area, do not enter”
It says “Zona de protecsion para arboles, no entre” Protecsion is misspelled, it should say “Proteccion”
panchito-spanish glorious FAIL
the spelling in spanish fail too, is protección not protecsion…lol…
Actually this is a double fail, but the other one is in spanish, it’s PROTECCION, NO POTECSION
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(o.o) Kind of ironic, isn’t it?
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It’s “protección” not “protecSion”… Mini fail
“Protecsion”???? OMG!, just like many comments here said, it’s “PROTECCIÓN”.
Who wrote that??
more like spanish language fail.
If the second language is pure spanish…
it has failed too…
it’s Proteccion… no Protecsion… < that will be for losers
i will teach spelling PROTECTION on spanish is spelled PROTECCION! WITH CC NOT WITH CS
haha
it has a mistake in the spanish hahaha its “PROTECCION” not “PROTECSION”
Double Fail!!! They misspelled Protection in Spanish it is supposed to be Proteccion
Doble Fail
It’s “protección” no “protecsion”.
they’re protecting felled trees? XD
oh there’s another fail!
it’s not “protecsion”
it’s “proteccion”
haha loosers (:
stupid fail. trees are burned down for a reason. so they can decompose and regrow. you people ever take science?
xD. To the people who knows spanish, it’s a double fail. In latino-america, latins can’t choose between S, C and Z. They pronunce everything like S, and it’s not right. In Spain, Europe, we pronunce it right, but not there.
Translation:
Right Spelling:
Zona de protección para árboles, no entre.
Dumb ass:
Zona de protecsion para arboles, no entre.
English right:
Tree Protection area. Do not enter
“Latin English”:
Tree Protecsion area. Do not enter
ORTOGRAPHY FAIL
Yeah, it’s kinda double fail, protection in Spanish is not written like that…it made me go ” whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?” hahhaha
if a tree falls in the woods…
double fail in spanish is proteccion no protecsion xD FAIL…