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Brakes? What are brakes?
Missed by that much.
Another Calvin fan! Cool! When is the next G.R.O.S.S. meeting?
… (notes “Get Smart” reference)
*Bows*
Even though I misquoted it.
*sigh*
FRUST!!!!
BOGGY preetens 2 b a TROLL! HAH HA! HAR HAR HAR!!!!*TAZES BOGGY*
runs away in fear
hey boggy, hows troll life going
BOGGY eats Trolls... YUMMYTrolls gots no life going... none!
hows mole life going?
I Squished & Squashed & Smushed You Flatty!You not Goes away! You BAD EYES MAN!
SCARY EYES MAN BAD BAD!!!!! I EATS YOU NOW! !!
It’s been too long, what’s G.R.O.S.S. again?
Get Rid Of Smelly girlS.
And don’t you forget it!
*comes in and spreads her icky girl smell all over the icky boys that are of legal age*
I’m in trouble now.
Um… why? *looks puzzled*
I smell like another woman.
*Puts on sunscreen, to hopefully reduce the damage of the imminent Glower
It was a drive-by smelling. I’m pretty sure you’re off the hook for that one.
I saw what she did, and it’s not like she gave ANY of you guys in here a choice in the matter. You’re in no danger of a Glower for that.
You could provoke one, though.
Its my fault for flaunting my “legal ageness” and “icky boyness” everywhere. I had it coming.
Aaah! I was in the radius of the smell! Now I smell like a florists!
*runs around room, panicking*
What’s wrong with florists?
*acts offended*
There’s nothing wrong with florists!
But now that I smell like one, bees are bound to chase me!
Look, here comes a swarm!!!
AAAHH!!!
*screams and runs out of room, chased by bees*
I’d say jump in water, like Christopher Robin, but the only water I see is the bog, and I don’t think you deserve that, right now anyway.
It’s not exactly the favored fragrance of 15 year old males in urban settings.
I know! I’ll just jump into my bunker!
*descends and closes door behind bees*
Yes! Result!
Now I’ll be down here if you need anything.
I guess you’re right.
Really I prefer the smell of living soil, florists just don’t go for that.
*takes a moment to enjoy the smell of living in a glass house*
Well the florist smell will get very nauseating after a couple
of minutes
Wait, if you closed the door BEHIND the bees, wouldn’t that mean you let them into the bunker? Wouldn’t you want to close the door AHEAD of the bees?
Actually GROSS stand for Get Rid Of Slimy girlS … not smelly
WOWWWWWWWWW
Get rid of slimy girls i think
Um, if thatās what I think it is you must be close to ovulation.
How… clinical.
and/or disgusting.
Even I was icked out and it takes a lot for that to happen.
Dayum.
Cute avatar!
*Has to watch how he spells things today, as the bukkit contents have changed*
Dare I ask?
Please don…too late.
*Refuses to be the one*
It’s OK, I don’t really need to know.
*knows, but was having fun*
*is miffed at Avis for the Cyndi Lauper reference*
*wasn’t making a reference*
I see you have the same word/phrase association problem that I have. Annoying isn’t it? Being prone to earworms is a pain.
“All girls, just wanna have … thats what they really waaaaaant.”
I will kill you dead Christopher.
It could be worse. He could kill you undead.
Awwww, crap DIANA!
*is wating for the Michael Jackson/Thriller earworm to start*
Blue2th, you’ll have to get past a GLOWER first.
Noooo… you can’t kill me! Avis needs my body to be warm and unfestering! Besides, haven’t I been good to you, Time after Time?
if you’re lost you can look–and you will find me….kicking the shit out of Christopher!
.
LOL
You have to me, I know this much is True.
I finish eating dinner and look what I find: B2F about to kick the living snot out of Christopher.
Not gonna happen.
Pfffft, Big Tough Army soilder dude aginst me….I laugh in the face of imminent crippiling.
If you take these broken wings, you could probably fix ‘em and escape.
Way to go with the Spandau Ballet reference. That takes me back…
*CoughMarine-not-Armycough*
Orly? we will see who the soilder is around here. Looking forward to seeing your True Colors… Blue!
Good lord, you are all spinning right ’round baby, right round like a record spinning right ’round, ’round, ’round…
Them will the book of love will open up and let us in? Damn you Avis…damn you.
That’s all I need to know.
You could always go back in time and change it so that this topic never comes up.
?
How to time warp, you say? Well its just a jump to the left, and then a step to the riiiiight….
You go first, I’ll be right here waiting for you.
Sometimes I feel I’ve got to run away, I’ve got to get away…
Don’t worry, Avis.
If you fall I will catch you I will be waiting…
Well, Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone.
But can we dance if we want to?
Or just stand in the place where you live and now face right. Or is it left?
Argh! You face north, not left or right. Ah, well. Someone pass me the red, red wine, ok?
You know, today’s music ain’t got the same soul.
I have some lilac wine right here.
Oh no, not another earworm! Mamma mia, here it goes again…
I want my MTV.
Radio,
someone still loves you!
Video killed the radio star.
Knowing me, knowing you, it’s the best I can do.
Ugh. What movie is that from!
What’s the name of the game?
Wrong thread. Carry on…our way.
B2F, it’s not from a movie, originally. (clickie)
I know, I commented on the wrong thread but while I’m here there was a movie in the late 80′s /early 90′s that had a quote something to the effect of “something, something is his speciality” What movie is that from!!!
Orly?
maybe I’m a dancing queen.
Carry on, my wayward son…
Who are you?
Carry on where; where do lonely hearts go?
I am a rock, I am an island…
They find a new place to dwell, down at the end of lonely street at Heartbreak Hotel.
I’ll kill you for that one, Avis. I’m a Psycho killer. Qu’est-ce que c’est?
There’s plenty of room at the Hotel California.
And I ran, I ran so far away…
I prefer a Blue Motel Room.
Do you have any idea what you have done to me?
These earworms are chasing each other, they multiply, they FIGHT…
THIS IS EARWORM ARMAGEDDON – IN MY HEAD!!!
.
*collapses*
Did you run 500 miles?
Cause when you worry your face will frown
and that will bring everybody down
So don’t worry….Be happy now
Anyone here able to tell me about the Summer of ’69?
That’s the year I got my first real six-string.
Summer of ’69? I think we were living on a prayer.
Did you become a juke box hero?
*wonders how many of Dragon’s students are hot for teacher*
I don’t know about that but I bet there is smokin in the boys room though.
And they ain’t talkin’ ’bout love, that’s for sure…
I’m reasonably sure she doesn’t make the children cry.
Have a good weekend all!
*rUuUuUuUuUuUunsss away*
Oh, there is crying. Especially on days they get their papers back.
But you know…every rose has it’s thorn.
I think your students sank beneath your wisdom, like a stone.
What about doves?
Doves are best when roasted with parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
I don’t doubt it. But then again, I am a believer. Maybe not a daydream believer, but I’m a believer nonetheless.
How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world thats so cold?
Maybe Im just 2 demanding
Maybe Im just like my father 2 bold
Maybe youre just like my mother
Shes never satisfied
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man.
I personally prefer Mr. Tambourine man. But that’s just me. You can go your own way.
But are you gonna go my way?
I want you to want me to.
Um… no offense, but don’t stand so close to me.
What, you want to take on me? Take me on?
Why canāt we be friends?
I’m ‘Ennery the Eighth, I am, I am!
Jennyās got a gun!
Well, it’s a small world after all!
This is ground control to major Tom.
I did it, my way!!!
I think we are alone now.
Things are going too fast… I can’t take all these ch-ch-changes!
The devil went down to Georgia!
Georgia, on my mind…
*watches as 99 red balloons go by*
I would buy them all, if I had $1000000.
it’s the end of the world as we know it!
Here in Chicago it looks to be a marvelous night for a moondance.
Watch out for mac the knife.
but hey it takes two to tango.
We’ll just have to tell him we’re not going to take it… anymore!
Now it’s time to say good night
Good night
Sleep tight
Hmm…where did my Admiral go? I have some tupelo honey here, and it would be a shame to waste it.
Hey, any way you want it.
Oh, and Aja – it’s gonna be a thriller night.
I’m sorry but I’m just thinking of the right words to say…
Is that because it’s the last train to Clarksville?
Yeah, but it’s a crazy train.
I think I am just going to try hitchin’ a ride.
Eh, nothing to go radio ga-ga over.
Yeah, I think it’s just my imagination, running away with me.
(Hi, honey – I’m home!)
She told me to walk this way.
She’s got a fine sense of humor when I’m feeling low down.
Well, she moves in mysterious ways.
She might as well jump – go ahead and jump.
I need her love eight days a week.
My brain is overloading with all these earworms, but there’s nothing to fear – my heart will go on…
I think you owe me a great big apology.
I really, REALLY hate you all. Do you know what you have done to me?!
This is earworm armageddon – IN MY HEAD!!!!
*collapses*
Actually, it’s Get Rid Of Slimy girlS.
Calvin & Hobbes forever!
Actually, it’s Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS.
Ha! Duplicate post fail on ME!
it’s Get Rid Of Slimy girlS! Not smelly!
Those drivers need to Get Smart!
I thought that’s what airbags were for?
PARKING fail?
tis a giant parking fail!
Oh okay, then. They were reversing. Nice angle KoopaStormTroopa.
How does this even happen!
The person taking the picture is a nude blonde that was checking her mail when they all drove by. The guy in the SUV stopped to look and, well, you know the rest of the story.
If she was nude where did she pull the camera out of?
Her fanny pack?
That gives a whole new meaning to “trunk”.
Her junk got a little something on it apparently.
After the accident, she went back inside to get the camera. C’mon now!
And hopefully some clothes. I mean we would not want yo- I mean her catching a cold. Now would we.
But not any clothes?
Not me! I’m a brunette. As far as the clothes go, I’d say she did since nobody is still looking in her direction. And a guy is going to keep looking at a naked woman no matter what else is going on!!
Well Bod and the magnificent mr. cuddles might not
*Sprays mist to see complex laser security system*
*Does complicated gymnastics past laser system.*
*Peels off skin-tight infiltration suit and dons tuxedo*
*Judo chops two security guards unconscious. Straightens tie*
*Taps lovely lady on the shoulder*
“Miss Avis I presume? Smooches!
*leaves by unprotected unguarded front door*
*is impressed*
*smooches*
*swoons slightly*
*Parked around back so Avis wouldn’t see his beater yellow Cadillac that he has to climb in the passenger’s side to get into*
Hehee!
You think I’m joking? That’s why I have a motorcycle. Can’t get locked out of one of those!
.
I’ll fix that door… one of these days….
I don’t have a car, so I can’t poke fun at anyone else’s vehicle. Regardless of it’s state of decrepitude.
*grin*
I can think of at least 3 vehicles on this page you can moch at your leisure.
.
And… I’ve always got a ride for you, Avis *Attempts sexy growl again*.
I can what?
And you can always take me for a … ride!
Jeez. 3 vehicles you could
mockat your leisure*Stared at the bukkit with intense trepidation*
“… you know, I think I learned my lesson this time. No, that bukkit won’t be necessary. No, I insist”
Oh relax, no need to dunk. The fear in your eyes says it would be too much.
*SMOOCHEESESAvis**SMOOCHEESESCristopher*Ah HAR HAR HAR! *Sexxy GROWLS!**giggle* *stomps off to the FailBOG giggling*
*Pulls out the glaive from Krull
Thats 1, boggy.
The same place Usain Bolt keeps the champagne.
(clicky if you haven’t seen the video…)
I bet person in front stopped on a yellow light.
I like my version better.
Are you the one that took the picture?
What’s with all the winking?
It’s because of the pinkeye and its spreading!
Rub some OxiClean in there…it gets wine stains out of clothes, so it should be able to get pink out of an eye.
And then you can wipe away the OxyClean with your ShamWow.
Now I get why Lou calls Mookie Pinkeye. I figured it was a language thing and he was calling her pinky. D’oh.
*scootches right outta this thread*
*follows Dragon.. a touch too late*
Darn it!
Damn, it’s a Sarah Palin impersonators’ convention!
You betcha!
Looks, like they’re all on the same page pretty much.
And notice the SUV isn’t even lifted off the ground an inch.
SUV win?
Physic lesson for the day:
I order for this to have happened all the cars had to be traveling very close to one another. The only way to lift a car that that is hit the car in front of you while they are breaking, but before they have stopped. During a hard brake the nose of the car pitches down and the back pitches up. This enables the car behind you which is also breaking to get below the bumper and lift the car.
The reason the SUV is not lifted was he was already stopped when the car behind him hit him and thus their bumper contacted.
Lesson over.
I know my physics, I don’t need to be taught, if a sedan, had been the one in front, I would have said, “Sedan win”.
But apparently, you need a few, punctuation lessons.
snicker.
No, Shatner, most like,ly.
Argeed, that, could, behimIguess.
I don’t need punctuation lessons, I just don’t use it on the internet.
If I wanted to I could.
Then please do. It makes it hard to read your comment if you have incorrect punctuation, and while we won’t ban you if you forget, it would make us more likely to accept you.
Want to. Please.
*quietly steals the first “.” from Avis’s post so as to make it much steamier*
You forgot to make the P lowercase!
Nest fail. ^ was suppose to be in response to DTI’s comments….crapola.
Nevermind….shit.
Looks nested right to me! Sometimes there’s a nesting delay. Or website fart. You choose.
I left the P capitalized for emphasis and because I was trying to make as little commotion as possible.
Scatter cookies about – it distracts them.
Ah yes, cookies. *sets out plates with the uneaten double chocolate chocolate chip cookies and shortbreads from the Superbowl Display Fail as well as a couple of new batches* 3 cookies per person because it’s Friday!
Usual penalties for exceeding the cookie limit apply.
Web…site… fart.
*tries not to laugh*
ROFL!
*fails*
*SNORK!*
SNORK Count = 1
Avis, I hope you don’t need to change pants.
The Snorks will be pleased.
I haven’t had any of your cookies yet, Diana. Thank you.
*munches on double chocolate chocolate chip cookie*
Oooh- Yummy! I think I will have another…
*stuffs whole cookie in mouth*
Mmphh! Dewiscious!
*EATS PLATES, TABLECLOTH & ALUMINIUM FOIL*
YUM!1!!*BURPS*
…No. I don’t… think so. He… overuses ellipsis. And… emphasis.
ROFL.
Has anyone ever seen a Captin’s log?
No. My hubby didn’t make it that far up the ladder while in the Army.
.
Well, they DO wear tight pants…
Only the inconsiderate ones that forget to flush. Why?
EWWWW!!
*thwacks Christopher*
Thank’s Dragon, how did that even come up?
He was just floating an idea.
Do you just sit and lurk and wait for the absolute perfect time to make a genius comment or what.
*laughing*
Genius comments are just his specialty!
Failboat?
Awwww Dragon, now I have to figure out what movie that is from….”something,something are his speciality” Great.
This is going to drive me bonkers.
And the something you take
and the blah, blah, something, something…
Got it!
The Neverending Story (1984)
When the boy goes up in the tree with the little people, the annoying wife proclaims that most everything is her husbands “speciality”
Thank god. I was about to go Nucking Futs.
Well done!
*gives B2th a cookie*
It was a good lesson, jules. Now if we just had the picture of Fail Towing Inc. hauling the cars away…
I love the fact that you can see that its a bright, clear, sunny day — no fog, ice or weather conditions. Just a bunch of idiots.
And the red car at the end, seeming like it thinks “heh, suckers”.
>___>
“And the red car at the end…” WTF?
There is no RED CAR!
Mary Jane’s seeing things.
The last car had a load of potatoes. Hilarity ensued.
No, it wasn’t potatoes, it was Papua New Guinea’s Makalhdoajodjeihakeijic Berry.
Wedge you get a look at that!
Fulcrum they were driving so fast?
Lets lever that to the professionals to decide, pretty pulleys?
Your theory hinges on capable toe truck drivers.
They’re better geared to handle the situation.
I’m inclined to agree.
You’ve lifted my spirits with that comment.
I thought it was pretty jacked up.
aaand why would you think that?
*cough*car jack*cough*
*cough* AAA *cough*
*cough*blonde moment/avatar*cough*
*cough* It’s ok *cough*
*thinks he needs to have his cough checked out*
I’ll help with that. Turn your head.
!!!
You’re not suppose to squeeze!!!!!!!!!!
*insert famous quote from Idiocracy here.*
I’ve had a mammogram. They squeeze me, I squeeze you.
I hope you remember to check for a hernia.
LMFAO!
*SNORK*
*CRIES*
Oh, the pain… the pain…
That raised the car for the rest of the comments.
I see you are aligned with the rest of us. Good show old man.
Hmph. I always miss the good pun runs on the days I teach.
*goes to eat a torquey sammich*
Pun runs. Hah, I love them too.
This is not a fail, they are just training a new technique for parking in crowded cities.
I guess I should be glad that I drive an SUV then. Or should I be worried, since apparently my SUV will be used as a brace for many other cars?
The mating of many cars…caught on camera…FINALLY! Yeesh.
Car orgy?
Detroit Train.
That sounds like a party train.
Looks like they forgot to use protection….for shame.
Soon there will be Minis all over the place…
Whoa… Avis and I haven’t decided on anything like that yet.
Don’t let those women pressure you bro. You stick to your guns.
C’mere and get cooped up with me.
Wheeeeeee!
*c’meres*
*hugs the curves*
Oo…that revved my engine!
*shifts down, gets sideways*
*pulls up alongside*
*heads for the apex*
*Snort!*
Farfignookie!
haha, heave chevy
Cleave heavy?
Cleveage sweaty?
That comment was too broad.
heavy* hah spelling fail
*passes bukkit to capt mo*
Not first!
Was that really neccessary to say?
That goes for most of your comments.
Like this one.
HI JasonK TROLL!You hang in treetop wif rest of trolls!Nice view of FailBOG!
YOU No wiggle you fall and breaks! Be gud!
I let's you go if you a guds boy!
I eats you ifs you b bad Troll.
Oh god, now I am pursuited by a bot.
Anyway, I’ll be fine up in that tree, if I don’t break my neck.
Not a bot, a bog monster.
Hm. I wonder if we should add some robotic components to Boggy? Would they short out in the Bog?
I personally prefer BOGGY as a fully-organic organism. But, that’s not to say that an array of high tech monster gadgetry wouldn’t be a delightful addition to his repertoire.
As long as he doesn’t eat any of it.
Someone here has a mecha, I forget who.
*raises hand*
I have cyborg parts!
You’re more than the sum of your parts.
You are absolutely uncanny.
*SMOOOOOOOCH!!!*
And I love the whole package.
*wraps you up tightly*
*beams*
How… awkward.
*does awkward turtle*
Is not. It’s completely cool, really. How many people do you know who are partially built out of titanium?
*Raise hand*
I have some.
*is wholly built out of titanium, at least on FailBlog*
Woot! Rare metals FTW!
So does Edward Elric.
(clickie)
Eeeee! *is happy* Sorry, I love that series. And the movie especially. An epic conclusion to an epic tale.
I also have metal in my body. Does that count?
… What do you mean it has to serve a purpose?
Purpose, schmurpose. It still makes you cool.
Totally agrees.
It’s DuReve’s.
Hey Bond, do mind if I taze this one…I’ve never tazed a troll before.
Do what you want, I can’t really be tazed anyway, you’ll just be having fun by yourself for doing actually nothing to me.
You enjoy spoiling others fun, don’t you? How sad your life must be if THAT’S how you get your rocks off.
Assuming he has rocks, of course.
Well… yeah.
To be honest, I don’t want to know if he does or not.
In a word: yep.
BOGGY tired of JasonK*munch munch munch*
*BURP!!!!*
^ ?
First of all, I actually wasn’t talking about you Jason. I’m well aware that you’re a recurrent personality on the Blog and that you “can’t be tazed.” And unlike most of the people on here, I think you’re pretty funny and don’t consider you a troll.
Second, isn’t the whole point of this blog to “have fun by yourself” or with the other people on the blog. Of course no one’s really tazing people or throwing them in the bog…but it’s fun to pretend.
WHA?!?!
I thought it was real!
You’ve shattered my dreams of meeting talking skwerls, birds, and living trolls as they flounder in a bog teased by a monster.
I know, it’s like finding out about Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny. I’m just sorry that I had to be the one to tell you guys…
What…the hell? Who are you talking to? The Bush family?
Oops. Ignore that.
Sigh. Bukkit please.
So you’re not Wilford Brimley then?
Don’t worry, though…dragons are real. *smile*
BOGGY REAL?*cries Big GLOPPY Tears*
*farts* *giggles*
BOGGY REAL!Actually, I am. And I’ve made it my mission to let everyone in the Fail Blog know about the free diabeetus testing supplies available through Liberty Mutual. They can help you live a better life…
Are you Fiddler’s Green? Hoom!
*looks at self in full length mirror*
*turns*
*admires long bushy tail*
Dammit! I’m REAL! … REAL I SAY!
100% REAL!
*beats chest with pride*
Is Boggy real? That’s the question on everybody’s mind.
He farts, therfore he is.
*picks up BFF*
HI FREND BFF!
*Licks and Kisses BFF*Am BOGGY real? BOGGY no want b pretens!Hello there, Boggy!
Um, mind if I put on my hazmat suit? Thanks.
*wipes self with giant ShamWow, then puts on hazmat suit*
Pway Hop Troll?Apparently my earlier comment (which was directed entirely at Jason K) has caused quite a stir around here…
Don’t worry Boggy, no one thinks you’re pretend.
*pats Boggy on the shoulder*
*wipes off hand with a ShamWow*
Considering BFF needs a shamwow now, I’d say, yes, Boggy, you’re real.
You didn’t want to do that.
Everyone needs to take a step back and chill…my earlier comment was only directed at Jason K, who we all know can be a turd sometimes. Don’t worry Boggy, we all know you’re real.
*pats Boggy on the shoulder*
*wipes off hand on a ShamWow*
(sorry if this comment, or a variation of it, posted twice)
No you’re not.
And what exactly is funny about exchanging curses?
SANTA?!!!It KISSMUSS Time? SANTA!!!?
*SMILES & DANCES & SINGS*ā« Kissmus kissmuss time is heeeer! āŖā« Times 4 joy and times 4 fear! āŖ
ā« Kissmus kissmuss I juss kaint waits! āŖ
ā« Ooooo Kissmus you not bees laaate! āŖ
Oh my…haha that’s unfortunate xP
Vista is more unfortunate.
Hopefully 7 will be better.
Near where I used to live there was a store called ‘Fruit Basket XP’. Every time I saw it I wondered when they were going to upgrade to Fruit Basket Vista.
I agree. But I don’t think the people who own those cars were thinking about how much Vista FAILS when they were totaling them haha.
“You know, honey, I hope Windows 7 will be better than Vista, I’m tired of…OH SHIT *gets flung through windshield*”
I agree. But I don’t think the people who own those cars were thinking about hoe much Vista FAILS when they were totaling them haha.
“You know, honey, I really hope Windows 7 is better than Vista. I’m tired of…OH SHIT *gets flung through windshield*”
I agree. But I don’t think the people who own those cars were thinking about how much Vista FAILS when they were totaling them haha.
“You know, honey, I really hope Windows 7 is better than Vista. I’m tired of…OH SHIT *gets flung through windshield*”
(Sorry, it wouldn’t let me reply to your comment xP)
Wow, triple post!
Wow, triple post!
Wow, triple post!
Car dominos?
Weebils wobble but they don’t fall down?
My weebils must be broken.
I hate to see a broken weebil. It makes me cry.
That’s because you’re one of the Little People.
It’s fun to stay at the Y M C A
No, that’s the Village People.
*puts away leather cop outfit but keeps the handcuffs out and goes in search of a felon*
Woh, how the hell’d that happen?
The first guy saw a firefighter sitting in a lounge chair while putting out a fire and put on his brakes. The rest was just a natural occurrence.
It was a dark and foggy night…!
That reminds me of this piece of art, somewhere in the US desert. Cars cut in half and lined up along the road. Does anybody know what I’m talking about?
Anyway, at least I found this one (clicky). Seems related enough to post it.
Was it next to a retarded guy standing next to a special rock?
I have no clue what you mean. Stupid me (I guess).
But your reply gives me the opportunity to thank you for posting the Nancy Whoever prank yesterday (the one with the animals f*cking while she was bitching). That was great! Thank you!
I tried to thank you yesterday, but the blogmonster didn’t let me.
The guy standing next to the rock comment is a reference to a not too long ago fail.
*nod*
Here ya go.
Hehe. Know I understand. Thanks!
*erases K, capitalizes N*
How did that happen?
It’s the matrix, Arthur.
Yes know we now.
Learn from Failblog we must.
Complicated these forums are.
True that is.
The Cadillac Ranch. It’s in west Texas. Sorta near the giant cross.
Not to be confused with the Bunny Ranch, “Oil Change” has a completely different meaning there.
Hee!
That’s it! Thanks!
…I am reminded of the spikes on desks to stick waste paper on. I wonder which car models merit that fate?
The Toyota Tercel for one.
Your pic however is the now gone Spike! It was in Chicago. I forget the story behind it.
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2220
It’s the Cadillac Ranch
Oops, meant to reply to Artur. Fail.
Okay, sorry to be off topic, but I just had to share this video. I laughed out loud for about five minutes. Not even sure whether it’s win or fail, just WTF? Totally SFW.
Weave win. Choice of boyfriend fail.
I didn’t know they made Kevlar hair weaves.
Hmm. Flack jackets are fairly expensive, but hair is pretty cheap. Methinks Locks-of-Love needs a military counterpart.
A new way for beauty parlo(u)rs to support our troops!
The military may need to rethink those buzz cuts.
Hee!
And *SMOOCH*
That was for Christopher, btw.
*grins*
Aw, darn! And I was feeling so loved.
Sorry.
*Hurdles over B2F*
*Smoooooo-ooooooch*
“Sorry, I missed ya honey.”
*dazed look*
S’ok.
*attempts to recover and catch breath*
No worries you are loved. Avis just doesn’t want to get the reputation for going around kissing all the girls on the board…Ryannon would be mad.
And you don’t want Ryannon to get mad!
Noooooo I don’t.
You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry. She turns into Lou Farrigno.
Wait huh? What did I miss?
Nothing, go back to sleep darling *pats on bum*
*watches Ry walking off in the distance with knapsack*
Oh you don’t mess with a woman’s weave! It serves many purposes, as evidenced by this video.
I like how the reporter stopped herself after saying “they” in reference to those who wear weaves
So if they’re in the car park, how did this actually happen?
No one knows what cars do when we are not watching and the car park guy is sleeping.
Car Park? Is that where you take your car so it can frolick with all the other cars? That would explain the fail I guess.
That reminds me of the Farside cows, luv ‘em.
Man, I haven’t seen a front to rear train that long since I was at a bar called The Tackle Box in boystown
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/jack-grabber
Seriously, stop sodding spamming, you f-ing troll.
BOGGY Eat Stoopidabross!Plbbbpfffff! YUCKY! Troll tastes BAD!abross*tosses
into The BOG-O-MATIC ZX-9 ULTRASYSTEM**looks on as screams emanate from the bog-o-matic*
Ouch…that’s gotta hurt.
thats a win
Hot, mild or bbq win? Ranch or bleu cheese?
I like mine Hot,Hot,Hot.
Me mind on fire — Me soul on fire — Feeling hot hot hot
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
I, Skwerlly Bob, am please as punch and cookies, to announce the newest addition to The FailBOG! Our previous BOG System was antiquated and grossly underpowered causing all kinds of problems and stinky horridness beyond what mortals can withstand. Gone now are the days of retched chunky vomit looking Bog Water! Gone are the smells that sear unprotected nostrils and vapors that melt common household utensils.
INTRODUCING: The BOG-O-MATIC ZX-9 ULTRASYSTEM (now with 14% more ULTRA); a Eco-Friendly, Family Safe, Troll Digestion System!
Oh! Let me be the first to test this.
*kicks a troll in to the BOG-O-MATIC*
Look at him go! And I don’t smell a thing! Thanks, Skwerlly!
DANG!! That new BOG got it goin’ on, brutha Skwerll!
So….uh, how long did it take you to type that Bob?
dunno
*phew* It’s eco-friendly. AND doesn’t produce that stubborn chunky vomit-looking Bog Water. Technology’s a wonderful thing!
*BOWS*
Blast, I can no longer post on the first page.
How do you mean? Can you not click the link at the top of the page that says “Show all”?
Wasn’t a blonde “showing all” theorized to be the reason for the fail accident?
When Behind The Fail returns…
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*boots DADDY into the bog-o-matic*
*shakes head sadly*
When will the troll give up? When?
I’d love to hear these losers try and explain this to their insurance companies. Too bad it looks like they all lived (yes, I have a pathological hatred of tailgaters, why do you ask?).
the dukes of hazard strike again, only this time they fail.
BYE BYE FREINDZ BOGGY GO NOW!BOGGY C U FRINDS ON MONDAY !!!! ???
BOGGY HAS DATE WIF BOG GURL *BLUSHES*BOG GURL NAME IS BODDY,
SHE BUILT LIKE SHIT BRICKHOUSE!
BOGGY GET LUCKY TONITE!!!!
BOGGY ALL XCITED *HOPS UP & DOWN**FARTS* HA HA! *FARTS* HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!
…And reports are coming in that the city of Los Angeles has been destroyed by a freak stench from a massive pair of buttocks. Casualties are set to rise, as police have seeled off the entire city. Similar events have been occuring in San Fransisco, San Diego and Sacramento.
“sealed” NOT “seeled”
Bond, here’s your bukkit!
Also, BOGGY isn’t in California, he’s still getting ready for his BIG date.
He’s singing and it’s driving me crazy!
But, he’s SO HAPPY, I wpuldn’t want to try to stop it!
*crams earplugs in and wraps towels around head*
Later!
You wpuldn’t, eh? I think you’ll need the bukkit when BondFan’s done with it.
DAMN this f’ing keyboard at home sucks, too many little fingers, sticky things, been dropped 10,000,000 times, etc, spacebarsticks alot, amd spacing is different than work laptop’s causing fingers to lamd wrong constantly!
No, I pass on bukkit due to these extenuating circumstances!
I got my first pc in 2001. Went through 3 keyboards in 4 1/2 yrs due to cig. ashes, cookie crumbs , etc being spilled. I finally bought (cheap) a flexible/washable/virtually indestructable keyboard and have had the same one for almost 4 yrs!
Just FYI, BTW.
*indestrucIble
One of those typical WTF-happened-moments…
Yes, it can be very frustrating when it’s cars breeding season.
nice
Epic.
Best part is that I know PRECISELY where that is.
Arizona is a huge package of fail altogether, though.
Suddenly I feel nervous about driving lessons tomorrow…
That’s not a driving fail. That’s a stopping fail.
Welcome to Arizona. State of the worst drivers.
That’s what I was thinking too. I grew up in Apache Junction (about 45 mins east of Phoenix) and this looks a lot like that area. And yup, whole lot of bad drivers. Especially in the winter.
People, people. Don’t you know that we’re all talking on top of a dead, vinyl, chip-eating, saint of a man?
Show some respect for the hanging football man-player.
*fights tear. hums “taps”*
Im sure this has already been said, but did anyone notice that the people standing by the cars who all rear ended the poor guy in front are all women?
Im just saying.
Whoopsie! Looks like its time for a dirvers ed course!
RT
http://www.anonymity.eu.tc
Hmmmm… this guy did not take a very good parallel parking class.
those look like the mountains in Albuquerque
Domino effect WIN
someone needs new breaks, man.
THAT LADY HAS A NICE ASS
haha, tht is the same thing i was thinking
But… That is physically impossible! O_O
Things like this make me glad I don’t work at All State anymore. >_<
Uber fail for quad crashes
…
OMGF!!!! NO BRAKES!!!
I remember this. It is from another fail. Basically a train hit the end of a semi, and pushed it into this line of cars, causing the pile up.
Reasons why we shouldn’t tailgate….
Porn is just gettin cheaper
OMG that is probaly the only time that has happened in history
where did this happen?
OK I know no one will really ever see this, but uh… HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!