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NOOB
STOP STEALING MY AVATAR
my vatar looks like hitlar i think!
YOUR vicar looks a bit constipated. . .
Potatoes’ll do that to a vicar…
Tomatoes’ll do that to a spydar
Catafingers’ll do that to a flybar
I like Turtles!
your avatar is based on your email so dont steal my email address
I WAS HERE FIRST
This is a peculiar case…so you two have the same email address?
*hits with pan*
same domain, like @hotmail or @gmail
No-one, but no-one, hits me with a pan.
*tazes Lord De Vis with tazer on stun mode*
*hurls into Boggy’s cage*
Don’t eat him, Boggy. Just play with him for a while.
*hits with pan*
lol couldnt resist
No, same email address. Not the same domain. And you should be careful with that pan.
I use lol@lol.com
how do i change my avatar?
http://www.gravatar.com
Oh how cute! Look BF, you have a fan!
Nancy Grace fail
BOGGY get to eat all “furst” Trolls?!Yeah!
BOGGY hungeree!Of course. Boggy can eat ALL the trolls on here.
have at it… if you want any cooked let me know
*brandishes Ultra Taser*
oooooooooooooooh shinyyyyyy!!
Hello, WN. May I introduce ST-900XS? A giant mecha with high-voltage tazers instead of arms, intelligent-trolldar AND a special oven that produces any kind of cookies you may think of just by pushing a button. Care to take it for a ride? We seem to have just about enough trolls around for you to have fun.
So, what do you say?
yep i use it to get first post on lifehacker. but mine only checks for cheezburgernetwork every 30 mins, instaed of 1 mins
*taze taze taze*
*body twitches*
Boggy this ones for you.
BOGGY GET A TROLL? YUM!
*drags troll to BOG*
hear Troll, pway wif Piranhas!
*dunks Troll “lol” in Piranhas Pool*Har har har!Troll not like!I occasionally lurk here… But this is the first time I’ve encountered Boggy…
I must say, I’m impressed…. Very efficient…. more so than a troll stick….
*salutes Boggy*
Boggy is the new win?
Boggy got a computer for his birthday, but the Skwerls couldn’t get internet to him in the bog till the other day.
Pity we couldn’t see him earlier..
Boggy you’ve got a lot of trolls if you are interested.
BOGGY LIKEGive to BOGGY!
MORE! Hungry *BURP* YUMMMMMMWhat about b0g?
I heard that they couldn’t find anyone brave enough to run a cable down there, so they tricked a troll into doing it.
From what I understand, SB just ran it through the troll’s belt loops when he tossed it in…
i made your mom come first
Here’s a dilemma – should we feed this guy to the monster because he made a rather childish comment, or should we let him live because he insulted a “FIRST” Troll?
I say we give one half to Boggy to play with and give the other half a cookie.
wow this was planned morons. GTFO.
this is NOT a fail.
Ask your parents if you were planned.
And if your siblings were also planned morons.
SURGING AHEAD
Weekly stats?
sadistics
Standard deviants.
Nah, they are just mean.
We’ll get a break soon. I’m confident the interval’s coming up.
Wow…. now that is a career ender if ever there was one.
But I wonder, who is control of the screen?
Hmm… good question. Perhaps 2 job openings out of this. Stupid newscasters: stimulating the economy since fail began.
what i wa shtinking
Does that hurt?
that was unbelieveably and completely intentional. this guy thinks she’s a flaming tart and gave her a show exactly what it deserves. mockery.
It seems fake.
Fake or not, that lady is a bitch. No reason to be that condescending. If its a joke she needs to work on her comedic timing. She is selling the “angry bitch” character a little too strongly.
lol…so true so true
Did you ever watch her show? She IS the “angry bitch”.
But seriously, that guy is a dumbass.
“The Angry bitch and the dumbass”. Coming to theaters soon…er than you’d like.
They went straight to TV. The DVD set will be out for Christmas.
I think the condescension was merited, though perhaps not pretty.
agreed
No kidding. I can’t stand Nancy Grace, she is so ARROGANT! She takes herself much too seriously.
Talk about belittlement she made him an ant.
Sadly, it’s not a character.
Nancy Grace is ALWAYS an angry bitch. She is ridiculous and you can see her insanity all over youtube.
huuuuh they were talking about “rape” I wonder how comedy can work into that…
but anger certainly does, in any case.
Character? Character flaw, maybe…
Primitive attempt at humour from Nancy Grace…
I think he did it on purpose.
I second that… no way anyone is that stupid unless it’s on purpose.
Oooh, dear. You innocent lamb, you! You have yet to understand the depths of stupidity people can reach.
You don’t mean to tell me human beings can actually be that dumb without realizing it?
As a visiting alien, your race frightens me sometimes.
Me too, FairisFoul…me too.
Great. Nancy Grace and that sports idiot are going to scare away an alien.
I agree… probably was a prank on Nancy. She’s so easy to make fun of.
Meh. That bat was accusing those guys of the rape, but when they were proven innocent, she never apologised. Plus, someone commited suicide after she interviewed them, and she’s had professional complaints against her as a lawyer. She’s a big, fat blone bag o’ fail.
Case in point? She wrote a book about how people like her, doing what she does on television, are ruining the US legal system.
Yeah, but whose career? If you notice, ham, they cut to the sports scene before he started talking, so evidently he wasn’t the only one thinking sports. Who the ham’s interested in rape stats anyway? That lady is such a bitch I hope she gets fired.
Uhh, that’s not humiliating at all…
I don’t know, seems pretty humiliating to me.
Sarcasm never works on the internet ):
Loz has a class for that.
Loz is awesome.. Loved the comments on the old pics XD
Who’s “Loz”? I don’t come here often lol.
Loz was one of the most witty commenters, apart from Dragonwriter, Fuzz, Avis, pob, Christopher, Zurack, Mikey D, etc.,etc. She doesn’t seem to come here often now.
*jots this down for the FAQ*
She’s got a lot of classes this term, I think.
My son just linked me to an Irish import that has an amazing voice. I wanted to ask her about her.
Her ears must be burning, I’m sure she’ll show up relatively soon.
*covers boobs*
You might want to do the same, Avis…
Good point.
*covers boobs*
Thanks for the warning.
*Gooses Avis*
Let that be a lesson. The best defense is a good offense.
*feels regretful*
*Kisses it and makes it better*
Mmmmmm! Kisses!
*SMOOCH!*
Ah! Where is the sign up?
And what about GLOWER class… any of those or is it just a born ability?
Ii teach snark, not GLOWERS. GLOWERS are indeed a born ability. Though most people could cultivate it if they tried. I think.
*dunks head in bukkit*
*KERSPLORTCH*
*sigh*
My mother told me when I was little that it causes wrinkles so I try to avoid glowering.
snark?
*interested look*
Keep coming here and you’ll see some prime examples.
*giggles*
uh oh…. giggles are rarely good.
*innocent look*
*ducks*
*gooses*
*GRINS!*
lol, yeah, there seems to be a lot of people who know everyone else here, and always know what to say haha. Thanks for the explanation (:
We’ve been here a while, what with FB being a fantastic daywrecker and all. Stay a while and you’ll see. It’s fun here. Stay with us…
I came for the fails to pass the time at work. I stayed for the wonderful bird-watching.
*SMOOCHES* Christopher
It’s good to see you again!
*SMOOCHES* Avis
It’s good to feel you again!
Busy day?
Indeed. And the eyestrain over the microscope didn’t help at all. But seeing you is quickly soothing that pain.
Oh, sweet!
*SMOOCHES* just because.
*draws curtains*
*Hangs up sign: INTIMATE CONVERSATION – DO NOT ENTER*
^Is kind of ironic. Interrupting an intimate conversation to shoo people away from an intimate conversation, hehe.
^Am glad intended irony is recognized.
…though not necessarily appreciated.
*crosses over to dark side*
Hmm, not bad! I could get used to this. Are there any cookies?
Depends who you get them from, you get to choose between a limit of two for free, or expensive ones from a Skwerl.
Or, some of the rest of us randomly hand them out. Also, if you have a bad day, someone is likely to give you one.
I usually make and serve cookies once per day – I am the one who gives a limit of two away for free. Today they are actually mini-danishes of all flavo(u)rs. The usual warnings of death, doom, and destruction for those who take more than two apply. *sets out plates*
Sorry Diana, I’d forgotten who gave them out.
I got thrown in the bog for cookie related issues.
(clicky bog music)
COOKIES!
*steals plates leaves cookies*
BOGGY like plates
YUM!
*crunch crunch crunch*
Skwerlly not let me eat cookies
MORE plates?*Takes One*
Gotta save one for later…
Boggy, you in this video.
it’s a question, punctuation oops.
No worries, livinginaglasshouse, I just felt it was an easy way to jump into the thread
. I am loving the bog music.
Boggy, you can have a few more plates, but I personally recommend troll bones as a nice crunchy snack.
nice moosik!
Pollywoggy is BOGGY Frend!Oh no!
Now I see everyone here with a muppet face!
Dibs on the turtle.
I have one left over from dianatheinsane. Here ya go.
LoL – apparently my reputation just baaarely precedes me.
Trailin’ great cloudsa glory
Ooh! Danish!
*eats one, saves one for later*
Aw, thanks guys! Making me feel all welcome and stuff x)
*gratefully accepts cookies*
*LicksAmy*
Amynice!
AmyNew Frend!Here Amy, might need this…
*hands over some OxiClean and a ShamWow*
It’s the only thing that takes the stink off after a Boggy-kiss.
Hi Boggy!! =)
*washes face with OxiClean*
…does the burning sensation mean it’s working?
Thanks scanner! Now I have new friends, AND I don’t smell!
THIS DAY = WIN.
Welcome aboard, Amy!
You’ve chosen the right group of people to befried. With us, the FailMENSA, you can be assured witty conversations, comments and threads. Enjoy your visit!
FailMENSA? haha…AWESOME!!
The first rule of…
Fondue group?
Monopoly?
Do not talk about failMENSA!
Or is it… DO talk about failMensa.. I never get this one straight…
BFF, I really don’t want to be befried. That sounds painful.
But WELCOME, Amy! Watch your step…
Well, I can give away a lot of cookies, I have a limitless supply! Lets just say…quantum mechanics was involved….but I assure you, the cookies will not change!
oh fuck it’s Amy
*runs away*
Excuse me, what?
Well you see, Amy, that was a troll. We get a lot of them. They are rather like cockroaches.
Yes, but the bright side is you can do almost anything to them and even PETA doesn’t complain…
Tazering them and/or feeding them to Boggy are the most popular solution to a troll infestation.
(Pssst. Ignore that one.)
He has turned out to be very trollish in nature hasn’t he?
Looks like Boggy is going to get a new toy.
*catapults Sonucais into FAIL BOG monster cage*
I have to ask, does that make the cage some kind of tiffin or something like that?
I am ignorant of the word “tiffin”. What does it mean?
It’s kinda like a bento box, but in stainless steel.
I thought “tiffin” was a meal…?
I could be wrong.
Yup, sorry…it basically means “lunch”.
Design WIthin Reach sells what they call a “Tiffin set”. I believe they claimed that the word eventually came to be synonymous with the set itself. The set is supposed to be some kind of replica or something.
Well, that makes sense. Sort of like the term “Lunch Box.”
He will hear jokes about this for the next 20 years…
If he were smart and not intimidated by the blonde twat, he would have come back with something snappy and put her in her place. He is a sports guy afterall.
And she would’ve deserved it! As if it was his fault. The sport statistics were on the screen, an sport-intro was played… I guess, SHE failed and tried to cover it with her behaviour.
Nancy Grace is a sensationalist “journalist” and might as well work for The Globe or the National Enquirer. She goes in with rumor and innuendo and never has facts. So I am sure she didn’t see it as her failing. She is a prima donna and figured he would know what she was thinking.
Yeah, but if you are talking about rapes and then you say, let’s see the stats, it clearly means the rape stats.
I mean, if she was referring to the sport stats, she should have at least changed the topic from rape to sports. You know, like “and now let’s go to our sports section”. So, if this change of topics never ocurred, the guy had no reason to start speaking about sport stats, when the other topic never ended.
But yeah, she is kind of bitchy.
I totally agree with both of you. What a fucking bitch, eh!
That is what happens when idiots insult idiots.
They have baby insults?
Don’t the insults get bigger? Or does that skip a generation?
Actually, they just get stupider because of the inbreeding.
Baby idiots.
Baby idiots.
Are they twins?
Insulted at birth.
She does this thing intentionally to make people look like idiots so she can belittle them on national television. This isn’t the first time this has happened, and it amazes me how she behaves. Completely unprofessional for someone in her position. I agree, she’s a twat.
She’s the same person who ran the ‘where is kaylee?’ story for about a year straight. She’s the worst sort of sensationalist journalist and exactly what is wrong with the cable news networks.
If anyone wants to see Nancy get what was coming to her, search for the video where one of the tech crew turns the tables during the Paris Hilton story.
You will enjoy that
.
It’s been linked, laughed at, ironed out, commented upon and put back where it belongs.
I think she failed so miserably to make us smile that this fail will fade from our memories as soon as a new one is posted.
Does this validate failvideo?
I noticed an unusual amount of Failblog’s videos being deleted, so I sure hope failvideo can hide for a while.
That blonde needs to die a slow painful death.
I sense a bit of aggression here… Hehe! Rightfully so!
Ahhh, yes! She puts me over the edge.
I can’t stand Nancy Grace – she’s so self-righteous. Also, her hair needs to get out of the ’80s. They were not a good fashion decade.
That’s funny, I just bought this. (clickie)
Now that I support – I actually enjoy a lot of ’80s music – but you won’t find me displaying that album cover anywhere
.
BOGGY can eatsNancy GracePweeze?Just this once, BOGGY
Aww, hell, chow down!!
.28% of us do.
a hell of a lot more than that do
Is that 28 out of 100 or 28 in 10,000?
.
Or is that just a matter of opinion?
It is good to be objective about these things…
Let’s ask the Bog Monster.
I agree. I cannot stand that woman. Even the Law & Order character modeled after her (Faith Yancy) annoys me!
The only kind of slow painful death I can think about, is watching her show for 48 hours straight.
Oooooooh, Fluffy, that’s meaaaaaaaaaaan.
Heh heh heh.
Lol, maybe athletics could be considered rape, if one team epicly destroys the other.
Or rape be considered athletics, if you’re enough of a sick bastard
Competitive weakly rapes?
that was the fail of the *weak*
(my way of correcting misspellings, sorry)
It was intentional. Kind of an inside joke.
Yeah, Christopher has experience with this. It’s on his application.
D’oh FAIL
Of course, this also goes under ALLEGATION FAIL because the entire thing was a hoax perpetrated by the ‘victim’.
Not to mention LAMESTREAM MEDIA FAIL, since they ranted and raved about the evil white kids endlessly for weeks.
Next thing you both are going to say that Tawana Bradley really wasn’t raped and smeared with excrement by a bunch of white guys. (now I am aging myself)
On the count of three… and I’m aging right there with ya
Rev Al should have never been able to escape that fiasco so unscathed.
As per usual.
Dumb attempt at humor by Nancy Grace. His only fail is agreeing to be a part of this dumb skit.
Skit fail. This was SNL, not the real Nancy Grace.
Are you sure? SNL tends to be live and even though it was sorta (in an odd way) funny, I hear no audience laughing.
Not to be repetitive, but this was not SNL. Clicky my nicky for another example of her crap.
Wow, she is…
*can’t find words strong enough to describe her*
… I think she’s too horrible to even give to Boggy.
Don’t want him to get food poisoning by feeding him diseased dog, do we?
Maybe we could coat her in chocolate and hope the trolls will take a chomp or two of her when they resort to cannibalism in the bog?
Only if former Durham prosecutor, Mike Nifong is watching with eyes closed.
I’d personally prefer his eyes sewn shut, but that’s just me.
Kudos to Elizabeth on that one, best way to say ‘I quit’ EVER!
Seriously! From what I could see of the control room, though, most people were laughing with her, not at her… more pranks on Nancy, please!
Yeah, I thought it was awesome.
It’s hilarious! Thank you for posting it!
It was hilarious! With a delay of one day I thank you for posting it! It’s incredible that Nancy doesn’t get fired just for being such a bitch.
That’s definitely not Saturday Night Live. It might be another sketch show or something (I avoid Nancy Grace like a plague), but it’s not SNL.
Comment FAIL.
This was the actual show, definitely not SNL. An incident like this might be made fun of on the Daily Show or Colbert Report, but it would make a pretty crappy SNL skit haha.
I get this feeling she set him up on this one =P “*Before live* Remember when I say : ‘What are the stats?’ You start with the sports.”
If only he could show such enthusiasm for the rape stats.
This was planned, she was trying to raise the point that sports are more important than the case.
And she was right. She and the DA are equally guilty in their shenanigans and should have been gagged, covered in honey and left next to an ant hill.
Is there some way we could get Nancy Schmancy to the Bog, perhaps? Just a thought…
Yay for being treated like a 6 year old on TV…by Nancy no less. Who can imagine what happened back-stage?
stastically, given a long enough life span all of us would be raped EVENTUALLY
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/grady-ocorn
I actually don’t find this one funny. Seems fake and kinda callous. Why would she be asking a sports guy for rape stats? It sure looks like everyone was ready to do the sports recap and she did something no one was expecting. I just find her REALLY disturbing and annoying and condescending and self-righteous. But maaaaybe it’s just me!
*sits next to scotteh* You are not alone.
Whew! Thanks! I am expecting to be flamed by a few folks!
No me! I am with you man.
Only because mothers always stand by their sons.
*takes a seat* She really grinds my gears.
I can’t say I’ve ever watched her, but if this is indicative of her attitude, I’ll continue to not watch her.
Elsewhere on this blog there is a link to a youtube of her, this is very indicative of her attitude.
I think she is the real fail.
People fear my links
But this one is safe even for work.
Thank you, I didn’t want to take the time to find it.
BTW how do you make your name into a link?
You know the box that says URI above the comments box when you type? Type the Web Address into that box.
You mean like this?
WILL NOT CLICKIE!!
(Sorry Ry…I had to say it.)
Come on, you know you want to!
Put the link in the spot where it says URI. Simple as that.
You see where it says URI above where you type? That is not anything to do with Urinary Infections. That is where you paste a link. I am known for not quite work safe links.
I think livinginaglasshouse need not be told three times.
BFF, look at the time stamps, I didn’t know you answered before I posted. I think it’s safe to say that Ry didn’t see either of our posts before adding hers. Save the aggression for the trolls.
He does seem fairly astute for one who lives in a glass house.
Well I get the distinct impression we were all typing at the same time but thanks for playing.
There are some bad side effects, but all my plants do really well.
Avis, I got the impression the other day he now considers me one of the trolls.
Whoah, whoah. I wasn’t trying to be aggresive at all. I was only making a statement. Notice I didn’t point any fingers.
I hope you (Ry) don’t mean me.
(My apologies if you do)
No livinginaglasshouse, not you.
I think Ry means me.
Ry, why did you have to dig up the past? I thought that was behind us.
This is one I don’t know about, so I’ll keep it that way.
I dunno, a comment 3 days ago isn’t very much in the past. But it doesn’t matter to me. I find it funny.
3 days ago? Apologies, but I don’t remember what I said. Could you direct me to that thread?
FREND BFF!HI!
Comer hear BFF, BOGGY ready Pway!
We pway Hoppie Troll! NOW!Hab losta Trolls hop onHOP HOP HOP!
BOGGY Lonely!Anybody else here think that boggy is related to the pedobear?
I think in this case Boggy is just being a good Samaritan, trying to save BondFan from any further pain.
And to be honest he kind of reminds me of Grawp (from HP).
BOGGY is remarkably sweet hearted for a monster.
*hugs BOGGY*
*wipes self off surreptitiously*
*quietly slips WhoaNellie a ShamWow*
Thanks. I needed that.
*drive-by smooch of nellie*
Can’t we hire you for drive-by first posts?
DTI – you nailed it. I knew boggy reminded me of someone.
Make it a regular part of your day to not watch her! It’ll be well worth it!
I don’t watch news in general and watch tv in lump sums on my dvr so I can skip the commercials.
I do that a lot now. I record a couple of things during the day and LOVE skipping commercials. So much so that when I’m watching live TV and a commercial comes on I’ll reach for the remote to FF. Then I realize I can’t and just mute the sound.
Or the inverse on the rare occasion. You forget it is DVR’d and you forget to fast forward through the commercials. When I am exceptionally tired I tend to do that.
And we get to feel like old-timers when we tell the young-uns about the days before you could rewind tv, or actually had to walk to the tv to change the channel… via knobs!
A tv has channels?
What’s a tv?
What are those characters you are imprinting on the magic box to convey language? Letters? Man, in my day…
When I was young, we didn’t even have days. Before the sun was invented, we had to walk 20 miles to the corner store to buy a candle.
When I was young, we didn’t even have candles. We had to hit rocks together and see by the resulting sparks on cloudy nights.
When I was young, we didn’t even have rocks. We had to bite boulders with our bare teeth to get even a pebble out of them.
But, when I was young, you were younger.
When I was young, we didn’t even have teeth. We had to
sharpen our gums with a stick just so we could eat.
*universe implodes*
Uh oh … did someone divide by zero again?
What? The universe can’t handle multiple paradoxes?
Oh great. Sorry guys. The universe has been acting weird since the HADRON collider broke down.
Hmm I’m not really familiar with that, but it sounds interesting.
I think my brain just broke.
Scotteh, thanks for finding a way of describing her, I couldn’t come up with good enough words myself.
Seems like they were just making fun of the media.
Far from a FAIL IMO. If failblog becomes a bunch of funny videos and pictures I’ll be sorely disappointed!
Americans are so in love with stats.
Only 64% of us. 21% are apathetic about them and 3% are totally against them.
And the other 12% of us can add to 100.
It’s just a matter of opinion.
That’s just your .002 cents.
Best reference to another failvideo ever.
Where’s the ShamWow guy, I need to get coffee off my computer.
The other 12% are Canadians down for the winter so we don’t count them.
I thought they were illegal mexicans.
That’s the other 83%.
That’s only because you acn’t do the stats in metric …
*dumps bukkit on dogs’ heads, KERSPLORTCH material divided evenly between all*
I prefer to stay in my igloo with the other 82% of us. It goes above zero down there– we’d burn to death.
It was clearly a joke, but not a very funny one. Move on. There’s nothing to see here.
Yeah, she was too b!tchy for it to be funny…
Yeah, he was so into it too, and she just kind of snobbishly humiliated him on national television. Poor guy
They sell this crap as news on nationwide television?
But I hope you do have some real newscasts, too? Where no bitchy Ancorwoman tries to be funny about rape?
Sadly, this was not her attempt at being funny. She is a twat. She is the Leona Helmsley of “news”. One day, one of the supporting cast or crewmembers will kill her and no one will even care who did it.
Amusingly enough it might improve her ratings.
Hey, Avis. Can you make your rocs do this to her? *clicky on name*
That is exactly what they do to most of the trolls they go after! Just imagine the relative sizes reversed.
They’ll do it while on air so the nation can rejoice in her demise.
You mean she’s like that all the time? Since when does she do that show? Does anyone watch that? She must have a brilliant manager… And I guess I can count myself
lucky because I don’t know who Leona Helmsley is?
Leona Helmsley was called the “Queen of Mean” and attacked her staff regularly. When she died, she left her fortune to her dog(s). She owned hotels.
They were probably on Baltic and Mediterranean.
Which is a shame because under other circumstances leaving one’s entire fortune to one’s dogs would be epically cool.
I stand corrected. She only left 12million to her dog, a Maltese. The bulk went to a charitable trust fund and some minor amounts to grandchildren.
So…umm…this Maltese…
Waiter? There’s a dog turd on my steak!
Nancy Rita Grace Cosby
Their networks just lose that much more credibility by employing them. Oh, but I forgot – news isn’t about news, it’s about getting eyes for advertisers.
Rick Sanchez is now on CNN and he is no better. He used to be on Fox News in South Florida and took sensationalism to a whole new level. TV Journalists are bad enough as a whole but these guys make it so much worse.
I think you forgot the quotes around Fox “News”
I think you forgot the quotes around ALL the “News” on TV…
I think we forgot to not use quotations to indicate “emphasis”.
And what, pray tell, should he use for “emphasis”? Hmmm?
As long as the em-pha`sis is on the right syl-la`ble.
Egg>>>ZACK<<<ly.
That’s not emphasis, Chris… that’s using quotation marks to indicate that we’re not sure it can really be called news.
TS20 used tape on the corkboard!
At least she didn’t staple it.
AGREED! She was way too bitchy to be funny.
*random useless comment, sits idly, waits for Boggy*
Boggy doesn’t like trolls who sit.
So I’ll throw you into the troll cage.
*hurls Caghs into cage*
Ah fair nuff…
He is verily cool though…
Do I get a phone call? Or at least some chocolate?
Mmm, chocolate *drools*
No. You are immediately picked up by Boggy, our resident FAIL BOG monster, who will subsequently play with you until he feels like eating you whole.
At least I get to play before I’m eaten
Er, no. Boggy’s “play” involves you being squished, man-handled, eaten by pirhannas, spat on, crushed and shook up and down.
Hmm … when you put it like that …
*runs to the bars, screams MUMMY!!!*
There’s a mummy in the bar?
No, just mostly zombies and a really trashy woman looking for a good time.
So I guess my idea of hiding from zombies in the bar is a fail.
worked on shawn of the dead… for a while
A really trashy looking woman? Man, JasonK has really let himself go….
Awww he kind of made a funny today. Probably didn’t mean to but did just the same.
I’m not won over so easily. I require at least 3 funny things in a row to qualify for forgiveness.
Oh I am not won over. I hold grudges, he will never change for me. But I did find it cute that he almost made a funny.
There’s a funny smell in this cage. Does that qualify?
Noop…but props for trying!
Boggy here boy!
It was a real moment on the show…from Wikipedia:
Duke Lacrosse scandal
Grace took a pro-prosecution position throughout the 2006 Duke University lacrosse case in which Crystal Gail Mangum, an African-American female North Carolina Central University student falsely accused three members of Duke University’s men’s lacrosse team of raping her at a party. Prior to Duke suspending its men’s lacrosse team’s season, she sarcastically noted on the air, “I’m so glad they didn’t miss a lacrosse game over a little thing like gang rape!” and “Why would you go to a cop in an alleged gang rape case, say, and lie and give misleading information?”[17] On an April 6 episode, she referred to Clark Goldband on “the stats”. Clark then jumped into a report on lacrosse statistics. She then berated Goldband by telling him, “Clark, I don’t mean the athletic stats. I meant the rape stats. What would that have to do with this case?”[18] After the disbarment of District Attorney Mike Nifong, Attorney General Roy Cooper pronounced all three players innocent of the rape charges made by Mangum. On the following broadcast of her show, Grace did not appear and a substitute reporter announced the removal of all charges.
I remember seeing stuff about that on like every news station for a days after it happened. It doesn’t seem like 3 years ago lol…
Amazing.
wow major faux pas. lol
What a complete bitch. She was all too eager to crucify these young men. Truth be damned.
You have to hate that woman right away from her haircut.
HAHAHAHAH that might be the funniest thing I have ever read from you.
Failblog fail. They do this on purpose.
What the hell are rape stats?
* 1 in 6 women and 1 in 33 men will be a victim of sexual assault in their lifetime.
* College age women are 4 times more likely to be sexually assaulted.
* Every 2 minutes, someone in the U.S. is sexually assaulted.
* 60% of sexual assaults are not reported to the police.
* Reporting has increased by 1/3 since 1993.
* Approximately 73% of rape victims know their assailants.
* Only 6% of rapists will ever spend a day in jail.
That last one makes me want to vomit.
Indeed. And that doesn’t factor in acts of pedophilia.
That first one seems a bit off. A LOT more women than that are assaulted. A few friends and I figured that roughly half of us (a rather large group of girls at our high school) had had the misfortune to have that experience.
I think a lot of it has to do with who is willing to report it and who isn’t. I am sure that number would increase drastically if every woman reported being assaulted or even an attempted assault.
My guess is you’re right. There are lots of reasons a young teenaged girl won’t report it. They’re a little different then the reasons an adult might give.
Usually it comes down to one of three reasons (I say usually, not always):
1) They’re ashamed (which they shouldn’t be, they did nothing wrong, can’t stress that enough), or
2) They think nobody will believe them, or
3) They can’t face the thought of taking the attacker to court (if they know who did it), or the evidence-gathering and statement-giving process (if they don’t know)
Bottom line; rapists are scum.
And it is people like the girl in this Duke case and Nancy Grace that has made it worse not better. People will be more apt to question a claim like this. It’s like when Susan Smith killed her kids and there was a woman in Florida who claimed her daughter was kidnapped at the flea market. It makes it harder on any parent that really does have a child kidnapped. The first person you look at is the parent.
society fail
I did some contract work for a PI office that followed w/c and liability insurance claimants. I set up their database but was privy to some of the cases in which they were involved. The many people that scammed the insurance companies made it so difficult for the people that were truly hurt. It was sad. It was always nice to see someone get caught.
Sadly, yes.
What people need to remember, though, that the majority of assault reports are genuine, and it’s only the minority that are petty or spiteful women trying to ‘get back’ at somebody, or whatever else their reasons for making a false claim might be.
And, sadly, those are the ones reported in the media. Those are the ones who get all the attention and bring the credibility of the real victims down.
I hate to say it, but when it comes to teens there is another reason. They are afraid of their parents. One of the girls I knew ended up being kicked out of her parents house. Having nowhere to go she was indeed homeless. She dropped out of school too. Her parents blamed her. Big reason not to tell them. Or anyone else.
There is another equally frightening reason. When you grow up hearing what your dad or brothers would do to someone that touched you, your young mind worries about them going to jail and sometimes young logic determines that it is better to be quiet instead of watching them go to jail. While it isn’t necessarily right, it is valid.
Just between us, let me know if the legal system fails any of you like that. I’ve travelled across the country for worse reasons.
I hope you know how to make it look like an accident. Hypothetically speaking of course.
Feel like travelling overseas, too (I’m making the assumption that you’re American, but I admit that’s just going on probability).
I was abused for five years by my ‘father’, he got 18 months. Raped by my boyfriend at 15, he got a slap on the wrist (not even a police record). Raped by my partner who threatened me with a weapon, never even got as far as court.
The fact is, the ‘justice’ system in Australia, like everywhere, seems to favour the criminals.
They even wanted to make me pay $35 for a copy of my own statement.
You appear to be writing from a position of strength and courage, caghs, and not seeking sympathy. You have my sympathy and respect nonetheless.
…and my determination to make this rock a better place.
Christopher- you deal with the southern half, I’ll handle the northern. Call the split line somewhere around VA/NC border? We can toss a coin for California and overseas jobs…
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As a family member of an assault survivor, I can safely say this: Any man that would rape or assault a woman (or man) deserves to be subjected to public execution. Stoning, burning at the stake, drawn and quartered, all sound like reasonable methods to me.
Lunchbox, I think prison time with those that might subject them to similar fates is a good start on punishment. Start. Not only.
Agreed. I prefer a societal guarantee that they will never be capable of doing such things again, in the permanent fashion… death generally fits that bill. Slow, painful, torturous death… But, hey, that’s just me!
Slow, painful, torturous death hmmm?
How about this… they have bits of their flesh removed-slowly – and those bits are fed to hungry Alligators. They are forced to watch. You can guess what I might suggest they start with. That one they must toss into the pit of ‘gators themselves.
I’d settle for a public castration for these scum, myself, but whatever works
Admiral Apparent: Thanks
Nope, wasn’t seeking sympathy, just making an observation on the state of the legal system. However, your kindness is appreciated *hugs*
*hugs* Caghs. You do sound strong and I’m glad you were able to get on with your life in spite of what the scumbag did to you.
Scumbags, plural
It’s easier when you remember that for every scumbag, there’s at least a dozen decent folk (or fish, as the case may be)
*Gets his passport in order*
According to the Department of Justice statistical board, it adds out that 1 in 3 women are sexually assaulted in their lifetime.
Those other 3 women were in hiding.
Their statistical sampling size leaves something to be desired.
As does Ryannon’s arithmetic…
I’m just a girl, not an engineer. I know how to count my money and anyone elses that I happen to be divorcing.
Fractions do come in handy in daily life, you know…
Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
Plus, they’re great fun for rainy days when you’re stuck inside!
Wait until you are older, you will enjoy girls in the rain too. Oh wait, you were talking about fractions weren’t you?
Ryannon, I shall!
*curls up into ball, muttering “fractions are useful, fractions are useful”*
Mum has a fraction. We just came from getting it put in a cast
Don’t you mean “the other 2″?
The Boston Butt Bandits are beating the San Fransisco – Fanny Grabbers, 8 rapes to 2 at half time.
In completed games: The New York Knob Gobblers clinch a playoff spot by beating the Alaska Anal Intruders 14 rapes to 6.
In the Molestation Bowl, the Pittsburgh Predators win yet again over the Georgia Gropers, in a triple over time 6 to 5 rape victory.
LOL< I would not expect anything less from that idiot Nancy Dis-Grace!
RT
http://www.anonymity.eu.tc
Spam, spam, spam, eggs and spam; Spam, spam, spam …or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
*Offers a sprig of parsley for garnish*
How appropriate someone named Lunchbox would spam the blog with food related spam.
Lunchbox does not spam. Lunchbox is a regular, and is much liked here. Do not insult Lunchbox.
I find that quite amusing, that someone would accuse me of spamming! Obviously, I REALLY need to find the time to post here more often, if I’m getting confused for a troll…
You will never be confused with a troll except by a troll.
*wanders out of the troll cage happily (apparently I didn’t taste right to Boggy, he let me go after a few nibbles) to add her two bob’s worth*
*Forgets what her two bob’s worth was*
*holds out a plate of cookies to share around instead*
Life hates Nancy Grace
*waits for life to leave nancy over irreconcilable differences*
Who will get custody of the hair?
The Smithsonian.
It is very reminiscent of Barbara Mandrell hair back when I was young without the perm. Helmet hair should have stayed in the 80s
What if Nancy Grace and Rod Blagojevich had a love child?
*shudders*
They can’t, they are the illegitimate children of Jimmy Johnson. Even a hurricane can’t move that hair.
Seriously??? You really think any one of them can do something out of love???
But would it work as a helmet? Anyone care to test that out?
I think it might be GLOWER-proof. But I bet a well placed FOOM would take care of it!
Indubitably!
I don’t think that any manner of attack that doesn’t bend the very laws of nature could rustle it.
Whatever happened to Princess Nancy?
Her Mother. Gloria Allred.
It’s ALL in the family, ladies and gents, this is where she learned her attitude, her position and her hair-styling and makeup techniques.
Wtp?
Wu-Tang party?
Wappatooli Tribe Pow-wow?
Want to play?
With the Penis?
What terrific proportions!!!
Watch the priapism…
With the periscope?
Watching, though politely.
Want to participate?
Willing, though pusillanimous
Ah, piffle. We’re not pugilistic!
Hehe, I will not spar with you on that one.
weather to predict?
Whether to procrastinate (or not – I’ll have to think about that one – maybe)?
Procrastinators of the World, UNITE!!! (tomorrow)
Mispellas off teh wurld, Untie!!!
when to poop?
wow getting the cold shoulder from nancy grace… ouch… they probably did that on purpose as a prank or something…
No i don’t think it was a joke, shes always like that, she ruins the damn fun
lol TBH the first stats are better.
Its good to know who’s sweeping ahead, even if it is hard to tell sometimes.
lol watt
rofl volt
lmao amp
wtf ohm
brb joule
omfg coulomb
elmo mho
Nancy Grace is a huge douchebag. She runs that Where is Kaylee/Haylee/Gaylee shite all day long, its sickening.
She is probably the one abducting them, just to get ratings.
I say good show , Holmes.
Nancy Grace is a fail in and of herself. I swear she broadcasts the Kaylee shit so much I think she probably kills children herself and wants to divert the attention.
I once worked with a woman like that. The littlest dogs in the pack didn’t fare too well for a while there. She’s gone now.
Seems remotely familiar
Seems like a familiar remote
I like your new Familiar.
Though it seems a tad distant.
Oh my. HOW incredibly FAIL.
Nancy Grace is a BITCH. She was like WTF you asshole.
staged
Nancy Grace makes her living off of exploiting other peoples tragedy. She is a giant bag of trash. I’m sure she has those rape stats memorized.
LOL THIS WAS A WIN!!!
is it me or is that woman a BITCH?
Well…I don’t know about you but she is one.
What a bitch!!!
LOL. Misogyny win in these comments.
Seriously? Are you that retarded? Most of the comments on this thread are from women. Do we hate ourselves? It isn’t hatred towards women but ONE woman. And now you. At least from me. Tool.
I second this sentiment. Women are allowed to dislike other women. Really we are.
I third this sentiment. The thought of a hive vaginae collective is strangely humorous, though. But an ass is an ass regardless of plumbing configuration.
I fourth this sentiment. ‘Cause Pffft is a dumbass.
Amen.
Hate should be specific, and certainly is here.
Awww, love the self-congratulatory sentiment!
LOL. What? Women can’t be misogynist now? And “retarded”? Way to show you are a… uhm, not hateful woman. Look up that word you are using as a insult. I so believe you are the pure image of respecting others.
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436. Believe that.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This guy was really into those lacross stats…. I wonder if he was that energetic about the rape stats
what the hell are rape stats anyway?
This is a stats win. Everytime they do something to piss Nancy LeDouche off, it’s a win.
That is totally staged. By the show, I would think. Everything from the screen information to the over-the-shoulder shot of Nancy, to her bad acting, makes it clear that this was an intentional “joke.” Probably her way of making a lame point.
Forgive me if someone already said that.
Fail blog is awesome.
IIIIDiot!
Even when her employees make innocent mistakes she is ridonkulously cold and mean. Jeez……..
Avatar test.
Another test.
I think I know how it works now.
Sure do.
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Yeah!
wtf are rape stats??
Wait, what?
Rape stats?
What the hell are “rape stats”?
I don’t get it, because I’m no native-english speaker. Can someone please explain this to me? Thank you.
I know it’s about rape, but why does this women get angry? And what were the first stats about?
He says “Duke no longer in the lead”, so Duke is a football team? And why the “video-editors” also put in a football footage, nobody interested in some very bad rapping? (furtv)
FERST AGAIN!!!
I still fail to understand what kind of stats would be involved in rape. Degree of penetration? Friction? What? :/
Look at the comments above, there’s a whole thread explaining this
Jeez, I was embarrassed for the guy.
Please can someone explain this for not-native speakers?
HI FBers.
That woman is evil!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nancy Grace is such a cunt, I can’t stand her.
PWNED!!! Dang. Nancy Grace is a cold b****. I wonder if medical science will ever find a way to remove that large tree branch from her rectum??? Even if it was a prank, she would have looked like way less of a fool if she would have just laughed it off… geez. I understand that alleged rape is not funny, but someone making an embarrassing mistake IS. And someone playing a prank definitely is. She made asses out of them both.
Also, I am shocked at how many people didn’t know what rape stats were ….seriously people…if you are one of the people who had to have this explained, you really need to start reading more books or paying attention in school or go back to school or something like that.
God, I hate Nancy Grace. Please pee in her coffee every morning.
What are “rape stats” and where can i get some?
I WAS SO SICK OF NANCY GRACE TALKING ABOUT THE DUKE LACROSSE CASE I COULD’VE DIED.
this is my most favorite fail of all time!!!! i laugh really hard when ever i watch it
NO MORE YT FAILBLOG!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Death to that horrid woman.
Why do the comments on here NEVER have anything to do with the FAIL being commented on?
COMMENTS FAIL.
btw, this video seems set up.
Wikipeida :- Duke Lacrosse scandal
Enough said – what a vile woman.
so yeah, I was bored today and read most (if not all) the comments. and thus broke them down into these percentages
70%: Nancy Grace is a bitch.
15%: “What are Rape Stats”?
5%: Explaining Rape Stats..
3%: Random (yet awesome) bullshit
1%: Actual Serious Discussion……
1%: “Seriously? What the Fuck are Rape Stats? Oh and Fuck Nancy Grace”…..
Lol Thats Terrible!
GO HOSTRA!
Pardon my french, but I would plow Nancy.
I sstrongly dislike Nancy Grace. I think she is a grave robber and an opportunist- a true ambulance chasing lawyer glorified with a cable show
Wow, poor guy didn’t even need lube for that dish of ass-rape Nancy Grace just provided. I think all men who are within ass-rape’s distance of Nancy Grace should be equipped with an anally implanted tazer to ward off attacks. Just a thought…
rape stats
oh it’s a rape case! What a great time to start cracking jokes! Keep up the class Grace!
He looks so disappointed. You can tell he was thinking “Damn! I wanted to talk about sports. We’ve been on rape for the past hour.”
I think this is a spoof. I don’t think it’s a real fail.
Yeah…some one needs to pay attention, and leave the sports behind! I hope his daughter never gets raped.
I won rape statz!
Nancy Grace = autofail
LAST!
maybe the best video ever. it looked like something out of a movie. i think im gonna cry *sniff*
I recognize some of those colleges….
just got to get this off my chest WHAT A BITCH
poor choice of words on nancy’s part in my opinion, especially when asking a male.
I know this kid, I went to college with him
fayle
Is raping a sport now?
and of course, it was a woman driving
holy crap. predators are female?
Youtube fail : This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions.
What happened? It wont let me watch in my (communist) country because of copyright. LOL just kidding… my country can watch it lol jk about communist country I = in canada and this phrase = run-on sentance.