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  1. velvet says:

    Right down to the failbog?

  2. Wilika says:

    Bad children’s deposit.
    Thank you.

  3. Ryannon says:

    Wow, I think an elephant pooping you out is much preferable to sliding into a hole. Maybe it is the new millennium’s version of the kid catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

  4. Homer says:

    i love penis!

  5. Munior says:

    Sandman’s help needed!!!

  6. yo momma says:

    oh shit girlfriend dont go there yo

  7. Kyle says:

    Child Kidnappers Win?

  8. OmNomNom says:

    Down to a pit of PedoBears

  9. livinginaglasshouse says:

    There’s an ad for playground equipment at the bottom of the page!

  10. chaosjessica says:

    Passage way to China win?

  11. livinginaglasshouse says:

    I think the most disturbing part is the lip on the slide.

  12. iliketurtles says:

    it’s the pit of despair!

    don’t even think about escaping.

  13. Kyle says:

    PENETRATION FOR THE WIN

  14. AmInIowa says:

    Maybe it’s an optical illusion. There’s actually sand there, but the shadow appears to create a hole…

  15. fanbot says:

    Looks Photoshopped to me. The shadows of the slide are darker than the pit.

  16. It´s a kid in the stairs who is willing to give it a go =)

  17. BOGGY the FailBOG Monster (owned by SB) says:

    it BOGGY’s slide for trolls to play

    BOGGY have Bog Piranhas in hole for eats yummie trolls.

    Com’ere sillie troll pway on slide wif BOGGY!

    • livinginaglasshouse says:

      Go to the fourth thread, there’s a troll there waiting.

    • chaosjessica says:

      Boggy, why did you eat my comment last night?

      • livinginaglasshouse says:

        No that was his brother, the FAILblog monster.

        • chaosjessica says:

          Oh good! Glad to have that cleared up. Because I was under the impression that I was Boggy’s friend. Then, I wasn’t so sure.

          • BOGGY the FailBOG Monster (owned by SB) says:

            BOGGY lubs chaosjessica!
            com’ere chaosjessica BOGGY huggy u!
            wanna pway wif trolls wif BOGGY?
            BOGGY all lone an sadness, BFF at sckool!

            • chaosjessica says:

              Of course I do! How dare BFF go to school! ;)

              • BOGGY the FailBOG Monster (owned by SB) says:

                BOGGY go sckool once! were big funs!
                BOGGY eated LUNCH!
                8th Grade was Yummy!
                BOGGY cant go sckool no more. SAD!

                • chaosjessica says:

                  I always wondered what happened to that 8th grade class.

                • scannerdan says:

                  Apparently you didn’t make it to English class, Boggy. You sound almost as bad as those freaks at LOLCats. It’s ok Boggy, we’ll get you a tutor, send you to night classes, whatever it takes. Pretty soon you’ll have that GED and be able to find a job away from this smelly bog…

                  • WhoaNellie says:

                    *worries about GLOWER™ BOGGY is casting in scannerdan’s general direction*

                    • scannerdan says:

                      Hey, don’t get me wrong, I love Boggy (he smells a bit but he has a heart of gold)…I was merely pointing out that he seems to have been corrupted by the “I can haz cheezburger” freak-show over at LOLCats.

                      • BOGGY the FailBOG Monster (owned by SB) says:

                        scannerdan smell funny! BOGGY clean scannerdan
                        *LICK!*
                        dere now U smelly like BOGGY *sniff sniff* NICE!
                        scannerdan
                        want pway HOP TROLL wif BOGGY?

  18. Dave says:

    Welcome to the Sweeney Todd Memorial Playground. Mrs. Lovett will be serving fresh delicious meat pies in the store below.

  19. Admiral Apparent says:

    They were warned not to build the playground on top of that ancient cemetery.

  20. Nobarai says:

    I see large amounts of pain in a kid’s future…

    • Ryannon says:

      This is the Jimmy Hoffa training camp for future mobsters. The younger ones are in the cement shoes classes. This is the hiding the body at a construction site class.

  21. Name says:

    What is that, a trebuchet?

  22. Andy says:

    It’s Super Fun Happy Slide!

  23. Myself says:

    Photoshop – WIN :-|

    • Amy says:

      Notice there are pit things just like that one all over the playground…leading one to believe it isn’t photoshopped. It was probably just built by idiots.

  24. Your Father says:

    Slide to heal!!

  25. JasonK says:

    The little curve at the end unsuccessfully attempts to provoke the inevitable.

  26. jules says:

    I see someone stole the storm drain covers from the playground.

  27. epokphale says:

    FIRST!

  28. Kristopher says:

    WIN!

    Every playground needs scorpion pits!

  29. tehcezar says:

    Place to drop unwanted babies.

  30. milkistehgay says:

    I bet Michael Jackson is in there.

  31. Foghat says:

    Man, I feel like this is photoshopped but if not it really makes me laugh. It’s like a movie return box only in this case to return children back to hell.

    http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/jack-grabber

    • Arthur Eld says:

      You decide whether you find something funny or not? And a criteria for “not funny” is if it’s photoshopped? Does that mean that you have to examin a picture for hours (in an extreme case) before you know if it is funny to you?

      I feel oldschool – I just laugh right away. Or not.

  32. Edge of Blade says:

    The slide to hell is paved with good plastics.

  33. JDS says:

    I don’t get it. What is wrong with this playground? When I was a kid, we had to slide onto broken glass, and we LIKED IT. Kids these days complain if they have to slide into a witty bitty hole. “Ooh! I broke my spine falling into a witty bitty hole! Wah wah wah”

    When I was a boy, we would BEG for a witty bitty hole to fall into and when we didn’t get one, we’d say “Thank you ma’am!” and jump into the pit with alligators and we’d LIKE IT!

  34. Phil says:

    This HAS to be a photoshop! Still LOLable though!!

  35. lawl says:

    Yay Darwin!

  36. fELBSY!!1! says:

    bog moster is hungry for your children!!!!1!

  37. capt. awesome says:

    Well it does solve one problem.

  38. Sonucais says:

    the curve is there to make children sliding down tip over so before they fall in the pit their head hits the edge of the pit causing the children to get unconsious before they land on the bottom, so it won’t hurt.

  39. Demonxchaos says:

    That’s really convenient for child predators.

  40. Fargh82 says:

    Parents! send your kids to hell the fun way!

  41. rebecka says:

    definitely just a black mat on as concrete slab. the black mat is folded just right to create what looks like the seam in the concrete.

  42. Notu says:

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…………………………………………..SPLAT!

  43. Jack Beantown says:

    LOL, Priceless dude. Well done! I know a few kids I’d put on that slide.

    RT
    http://www.anonymity.eu.tc

  44. Amy says:

    When I was a little kid, I once slid down a slide like this, but the hole at the bottom was a huge, dirty mosquito puddle. And I landed in it butt-first. And it was the middle of winter, and I didn’t have a change of clothes. *shudders*…that was a fun day.

    • WhoaNellie says:

      *hands Amy a change of clothes*
      Better late than never.
      Sorry they’re kinda small now.

      • Amy says:

        It’s the thought that counts x)
        Thanks!!

        • hammykins says:

          I can top that.
          When I was about… 6, I think,… I was hanging upside down on the monkey bars. I fell off and landed in the gravel pit underneath, but it was winter and there were huge frozen chunks of rock in it. You could see my skull through the cut in my forehead.

          • Amy says:

            Ouchh =(
            Yeah, I think your playground accident wins. In a really unfortunate kind of way xP. Playgrounds can be child-ridden pits of DOOM if they aren’t used or built properly.

  45. Ted says:

    Darwin is now brining his A game.

  46. Kevin says:

    No, it’s definately a hole. It’s probably at a school and the picture was probably taken during a time of year that it isn’t in use. They probably fill holes like these with wood chips when it is. Doesn’t seem like much of a fail.

    • superstar says:

      when is a playground not in use? and when is it better to have huge concrete holes at the bottom of slides?

      • Kevin says:

        During winter at a summer camp? and it would be better to have a huge hole when you might have animals nesting in whatever you fill the hole with. The only fail i see is that the hole is not at the bottom of the slide

    • Lisa Sebastian says:

      I agree. I bet about 6 inches of sand or woodchips are missing from the ground in the picture. The holes are meant to provide an even deeper cushion of sand or woodchips in places of impact. Don’t know about that concrete rim though… My daughter’s favorite playground was closed for several weeks once when they were putting in new woodchips and cleaning things up. Still, it looks rather menacing in this state!

  47. Kochieboy says:

    I wonder if this is the same rumored hole that john peppers and pedo bear hang out and take turns with the fallen kids >:)

  48. Kenny says:

    Secret entrance to the Neverland Ranch.

  49. PigHam says:

    Ham! It’s a trap!!!

  50. G Go says:

    photoshop…

    …the shadows don’t match up.

  51. MXer4Life says:

    Wow…imagine that……..another photoshop on failblog

  52. Emperor says:

    Anyone notice that there’s more than one hole. I wonder if that fire pole ever ends. Do you keep sliding forever?

  53. Ultimadonut says:

    Yes, but it’s such a beautiful place to send your kids to. Make sure to pack their bags with suntan lotion :D

  54. fail. says:

    Oh good god! Those poor children!

  55. emokittyluv says:

    WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THUD!!!

  56. eddyeddyd says:

    THIS IS MADNESS

    THIS

    IS

    PLAYGROUND

  57. hoytepedia says:

    I believe this is the catholic church’s playground
    ooooo….

  58. glassbear says:

    Playground burial!

  59. MLD says:

    The way I feel about kids, esp my extremely loud neighbors, I might be tempted to call this a win…

  60. linky says:

    ‘Coraline’ ..anyone get that?

  61. Ultimadonut says:

    Yeah, well I doubt they will find anything down their but a group of Snuggie Cults.

  62. mes says:

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  63. mejme says:

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  64. James says:

    I think there is probebly a pedo down there waiting for some stupid kid to go down.

  65. Jade says:

    perhaps it’s the alternative to putting your kids up for adoption? the quicker way to unburden yourself.

  66. DADDY says:

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  67. Tranum says:

    Waste hatch for excess small children?

    Or just the worst designed slide in history…

    Tonight, on the Fifth Estate!

  68. Amanda says:

    “I’ve caught 57 kids this way! Not a very bright bunch, but still…”

  69. everythingreviewed says:

    “…and scientists today indeed proved children are a STD. Please take them to the local playground now…”
    Damn you anonymous, for hacking into our radios! FOR CHEAP LULZ! AAAAHUIAHUIHAUIH(starts foaming at mouth) BLERRR! NAAAAHH! FLIIINNNG!
    (goes to mental hospital)

  70. everythingreviewed says:

    http://www.bored.com/billboards/images/homeless_outdoor1.jpg

    This is what the top view looks like :)

  71. Adam says:

    Erm… this is a win.

  72. Anders Haig says:

    Hahaha I love it. I’d love to see how many little bodies are in that hole. Not in a creepy way though :)

  73. Nosferatus says:

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-BANG(hits the turn at the end, loses balance, falls heads first in the pit)- MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  74. spuy767 says:

    Shouldn’t this be a photoshop fail?

  75. sam i am says:

    the hole isn’t even centered properly

  76. boogie says:

    naughty naughty kool-aid.

  77. legallybrunette6 says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha this pic almost made meh cri i wuz liek omg haha

  78. S.T. says:

    hMMM. It’s painful and not fun at all. What happen if a kid landed in the hole
    Kid: *goes to play the [b]slide[/b]*
    *slide down*
    Kid: WTF!!! AAAAAAAAH! *falls*

  79. SK says:

    “THIS IS SPARTA!”….. Weeee!

  80. Lai-Lai says:

    & all this time I thought that the Child Safety Deposit Box was in daycare.

  81. Jennifer says:

    The slide for bad kids… :)

  82. Eleriel says:

    I feel an urge to incorporate this in my evil underground lair.

  83. leonard says:

    hahahahhahahhaahahahahahaahahaahahahhahhahaha

  84. leonard says:

    fail!!!!!!!

  85. leonard says:

    everybody send me email!!!!

  86. Dansskittles says:

    good photoshop, but the shadows all move to the right where the shadow of the pit extends forward. :P . Funny as heck tho.

  87. BlackUnycorn says:

    Is that what one might call a “purple people eater?” LOL

  88. Tiabnogard says:

    This picture appears to be fake. The shadows in the hole aren’t the same as the other things in the playground.

  89. Me says:

    This is win. Not fail.

  90. Name (required) says:

    Wow nobody talks about the pic its just random shit..Forum Fail

  91. baby_gurl says:

    SO THATS WAT HAPPENED TO MJY SISTER…?!!!

  92. Samwitch says:

    They must battle the rancor down there.

  93. Samwitch says:

    thye must battle the rancor down there

  94. FAIL says:

    Explains why theres only 1 kid on the playground

  95. Quackoid says:

    who puts a pitfall at the bottom of a playground slide?!

  96. Jenn says:

    I think I know where my little brother is now…

  97. Kyle says:

    That looks like that could hurt.

  98. I agree that they are preparing for the rubber flooring. It looks like fresh concrete.

  99. Nick says:

    Mommy, look at me! (slides down) Wheeeeeeeeeee—–

    (falls) Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!

  100. onlineGuru says:

    It’s the slide for bad kids… =)

  101. speed407 says:

    Wow! super! thank you onlineGuru.

  102. This is a great site please come trade hard links and traffic with us!!

  103. shadow989 says:

    OMG they found the tunnels mikel used to get his “toys”

  104. live for you says:

    im not so sure this wasnt a great failing! noway a fail?

  105. Voronin says:

    The way I feel about kids, esp my extremely loud neighbors, I might be tempted to call this a win…

  106. Gamer says:

    nice swimming pool=)

  107. Greater says:

    Wow that is great. Super fail hahaha

  108. Rubber Mats says:

    Wow that doesn’t look quite as safe as the rubber mats we offer! haha

  109. deili says:

    looking good…


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