Awwwwwwwwwwwww, thanks for the smooch! (smooches back)
Your tongue must be much improved, since you’re back to your delighfully smoochful ways
My corner of the entire universe is delectable this am – you?
My tongue’s on the fast track to healing now! I’m so happy that I should be able to actually eat something other than ice cream today. Not that I don’t mind a day full of ice cream, but it does get boring after a while.
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My corner is…colorful. Language, that is. The boss has been locked and loaded since he arrived this am. So, if anyone needs me, I’ll be under my desk.
Good thing this is an L shaped desk. ((wink, wink))
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Thanks for the cookies, but he doesn’t eat sweets. But I’ll eat them so that his tyrades don’t really bother me much. And that lamp is so fascinating…
Dragonwriter, I’m extremely disappointed in you, this is a joke to you. You’ve been through anger management, you’ve been through your grandmother getting her lights turned off to buy you a swimsuit for this competition, and you go over there and you joke and you laugh? This is serious to these girls, and this should be serious to you.
I laugh to make it through the pain, and if you can’t understand that then YOU’RE the one who’s sad! NO ONE is going to stand between me and my dream, especially not some two-bit, small-town Miss Thang who thinks she’s better than me!
I am proud to say I watch it just for the trainwreck that it is. It makes me feel better about my own life to know there are people that are like that. And funny, not one has turned out to be much of anything yet there have been 11 so far.
It amuses me to see what the judges consider “good” and “bad” and how they apparently see things in a perfectly average photo that they adore. But mostly I watch it for the final pictures. Some of the photoshoots inspire me.
It’s funny they take it SO serious. Now there is a stupid show on TV called True Beauty and I refuse to watch it but a friend watches it for the same reason as I watch my trainwreck. I hate TV.
*poof pops out of the cupcake*
This was the trap. Not a good one though because you are rewarded.
*hands aikiwaza real cupcake and a cookie for the scare*
No strings attached this time.
Wow, I think an elephant pooping you out is much preferable to sliding into a hole. Maybe it is the new millennium’s version of the kid catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
I do have to agree with Ry, though – there are children who need to be pooped out by elephants. Ideally, into a hole such as this one. And a slippery tunnel to the BOG.
hi Homer BOGGY pway wif U U r a TROLL! BOGGY like pway TROLLS! *picks Homer by his penis* Weeeeee! Homer FLY! Weeee! OOPS! Homer's handle break off! Broken Troll no fun! *EATS Homer*
Well, it kind of pushes you away from the hole. Apparently they didn’t extend the slide long enough to miss the hole. Or maybe the hole is there for when it is waterslide day and it catches the water and the extra short kids that don’t make it past the hole.
Looks like that one just dumps them on hard concrete. I suspect it’s part of the overall design – the first slide (see background) knocks them senseless, the second one deposits them into the BOG.
I’m definitely of the “shop=fail at fail” camp, but I’m not convinced that it’s shopped just by the shadows. Note the light color of the concrete — if sun is shining on one side of that pit, it’s going to be scattering and reflecting onto the far side, thus lighter apparent color in the photo.
Apparently you didn’t make it to English class, Boggy. You sound almost as bad as those freaks at LOLCats. It’s ok Boggy, we’ll get you a tutor, send you to night classes, whatever it takes. Pretty soon you’ll have that GED and be able to find a job away from this smelly bog…
Hey, don’t get me wrong, I love Boggy (he smells a bit but he has a heart of gold)…I was merely pointing out that he seems to have been corrupted by the “I can haz cheezburger” freak-show over at LOLCats.
Nah… Get MYSTERIOUS JOHNSON over here with the 8-story-tall-anti-ghost-mecha he made last year. that should do the job properly… blanketfire the place with the ghost trap system…
This is the Jimmy Hoffa training camp for future mobsters. The younger ones are in the cement shoes classes. This is the hiding the body at a construction site class.
Notice there are pit things just like that one all over the playground…leading one to believe it isn’t photoshopped. It was probably just built by idiots.
Man, I feel like this is photoshopped but if not it really makes me laugh. It’s like a movie return box only in this case to return children back to hell.
You decide whether you find something funny or not? And a criteria for “not funny” is if it’s photoshopped? Does that mean that you have to examin a picture for hours (in an extreme case) before you know if it is funny to you?
I feel oldschool – I just laugh right away. Or not.
I don’t get it. What is wrong with this playground? When I was a kid, we had to slide onto broken glass, and we LIKED IT. Kids these days complain if they have to slide into a witty bitty hole. “Ooh! I broke my spine falling into a witty bitty hole! Wah wah wah”
When I was a boy, we would BEG for a witty bitty hole to fall into and when we didn’t get one, we’d say “Thank you ma’am!” and jump into the pit with alligators and we’d LIKE IT!
the curve is there to make children sliding down tip over so before they fall in the pit their head hits the edge of the pit causing the children to get unconsious before they land on the bottom, so it won’t hurt.
Stand up a little (or if you’re on a laptop, adjust the screen) so your screen looks lighter and you’ll be able to tell there’s a visible line in the back right corner of the pit. So it’s definitely a pit.
When I was a little kid, I once slid down a slide like this, but the hole at the bottom was a huge, dirty mosquito puddle. And I landed in it butt-first. And it was the middle of winter, and I didn’t have a change of clothes. *shudders*…that was a fun day.
I can top that.
When I was about… 6, I think,… I was hanging upside down on the monkey bars. I fell off and landed in the gravel pit underneath, but it was winter and there were huge frozen chunks of rock in it. You could see my skull through the cut in my forehead.
Ouchh =(
Yeah, I think your playground accident wins. In a really unfortunate kind of way xP. Playgrounds can be child-ridden pits of DOOM if they aren’t used or built properly.
No, it’s definately a hole. It’s probably at a school and the picture was probably taken during a time of year that it isn’t in use. They probably fill holes like these with wood chips when it is. Doesn’t seem like much of a fail.
During winter at a summer camp? and it would be better to have a huge hole when you might have animals nesting in whatever you fill the hole with. The only fail i see is that the hole is not at the bottom of the slide
I agree. I bet about 6 inches of sand or woodchips are missing from the ground in the picture. The holes are meant to provide an even deeper cushion of sand or woodchips in places of impact. Don’t know about that concrete rim though… My daughter’s favorite playground was closed for several weeks once when they were putting in new woodchips and cleaning things up. Still, it looks rather menacing in this state!
“…and scientists today indeed proved children are a STD. Please take them to the local playground now…”
Damn you anonymous, for hacking into our radios! FOR CHEAP LULZ! AAAAHUIAHUIHAUIH(starts foaming at mouth) BLERRR! NAAAAHH! FLIIINNNG!
(goes to mental hospital)
hMMM. It’s painful and not fun at all. What happen if a kid landed in the hole
Kid: *goes to play the [b]slide[/b]*
*slide down*
Kid: WTF!!! AAAAAAAAH! *falls*
Right down to the failbog?
*Snugs Velvet for yet another save!*
Thanks! I just love ALL of you! ((MWAH))
even the firsts?
Sure, why not? They do provide entertainment for those of us with a real vocabulary.
So, firsters should be encouraged for their entertainment value?
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I think that would make the BM happy.
Best way to start the day – a warm cup of coffee and a happy BM!
The BM found a computer, he posts.
The BM is a BM.
GM bound a heater, he roasts
Yesterday i had a bowl job done, it was a steady calm shot, turned out a strike
WHAT IS BM?! INTARWEB TERMS ARE CONFZZING MEEE!
sez who?
I only wanna know what BM is…
idk if any 1 has noticed this but this is photoshoped…
its the slide to HELL
i want penis in my ass
JasonK, changing your name won’t fool anyone.
who is JasonK?
That’s not JasonK’s image.
.
I think inh changed email addresses.
By the way, JasonK is our local immortal troll and antagonist.
Who? Every time you say his name, all I hear is BEEEP
‘inh’ sounds cool
You keep thinking that, darlin’.
Definitely not “insert name here”. It’s a different avatar.
both avatars
it changes if I insert another E-mail
like this
Ya think? You might be the only person that figured that out. *cough*
what do I win? penis?
A free slide. Try it!
no, not into the pit!
IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOGGY haveHomer’spenis for U.
it small and not hook 2Homeranymore
witch hole you wonts it jammed in2?i have no idea what you just said ..
but how do you get that nifty font?
Do you get thatcoolfont this way?i am just trying someshitwith html.I hope it works ..it did.
thanks.Oh super, just as annoying as lolspeak.
Ry, I kid you hot, your comment was in total keeping with your avatar! That made me laugh more than the rest of the thread!
“I kid you hot”? Bit of a Freudian slip there, Avis?
*sigh* Time for the bukkit again. This is what I get for attempting to type minus my glasses.
*KERSPLORTCH*
Problem is that he is not me.
I start a sentence with capitals.
Sorry, bad joke. Tried to stop myself.
you failed at trying
so you get a cookie ^_____^
What, insert potato here? Oh, by all means…here’s two.
no there aren’t
he’s right I am the only one
no, I am !!!!!!!
>:C
HAHAA IT ISN’T THE CAM CAM!!!
ITS THE CAM’S CAM’S OTHER ADDY >:D
I confused myself. Thats how retarded I am.
Hey thats actually quite nice. Whats better this one or that one?
I am the overlord
You’re the overtroll.
I start a sentence with capitals.
~All your slide are belong to us~
My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
BM! Boggy!
*yells as loud as possible*
hoo want BOGGY? HUH?WTF!?
thats totally random!
do you want it too?
well ..
what are you waiting for? are you gonna wait a fucking hour or what!?
What WAS I waiting for?
*whips it out and jerks it real good*
Oh Holy!
Ok, if you insist. But first you should make sure your life-insurance is UTD – I’m kinda large.
Fe! Fi! Fo! Fum!
Half of my purple dildo is gone!
you are so useless
you are so nice to me
hmmmm…. i just had a good BM…
Cupcakes for everyone.
It’s a lie.
Only the cake is a lie. Cup Cakes are fine. Doughnuts are occasionally a lie.
How about cookies?
Cookies are NEVER a lie. They’re one of the basic food groups.
PS – YEA VELVET!!
((smooch)) How’s life this am in your corner of the globe?
Awwwwwwwwwwwww, thanks for the smooch! (smooches back)
Your tongue must be much improved, since you’re back to your delighfully smoochful ways
My corner of the entire universe is delectable this am – you?
My tongue’s on the fast track to healing now! I’m so happy that I should be able to actually eat something other than ice cream today. Not that I don’t mind a day full of ice cream, but it does get boring after a while.
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My corner is…colorful. Language, that is. The boss has been locked and loaded since he arrived this am. So, if anyone needs me, I’ll be under my desk.
*climbs under velvet’s desk*
Here, take these.
*passes fresh hashish cookies*
Just leave them where your boss will find them. In about half an hour he’ll be less aggressive.
Good thing this is an L shaped desk. ((wink, wink))
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Thanks for the cookies, but he doesn’t eat sweets. But I’ll eat them so that his tyrades don’t really bother me much. And that lamp is so fascinating…
*Holds hand out for cookie*
*hands WN a cookie*
Tyrades…is that what Tyra Banks would have on that Top Model show of hers when she got mad?
Dragonwriter, I’m extremely disappointed in you, this is a joke to you. You’ve been through anger management, you’ve been through your grandmother getting her lights turned off to buy you a swimsuit for this competition, and you go over there and you joke and you laugh? This is serious to these girls, and this should be serious to you.
You don’t understand…!
*tears fill eyes*
This is my DREAM! This means EVERYTHING to me!
*tears leak down cheeks*
I laugh to make it through the pain, and if you can’t understand that then YOU’RE the one who’s sad! NO ONE is going to stand between me and my dream, especially not some two-bit, small-town Miss Thang who thinks she’s better than me!
Be quiet Dragonwriter! Be quiet! Stop it!
*throws pictures down*
I have never in my life yelled at a girl like this!
You are Americas next top model.
But i wont be specific as to who is.
Fight for it whoever wants it bad enough.
I am proud to say I watch it just for the trainwreck that it is. It makes me feel better about my own life to know there are people that are like that. And funny, not one has turned out to be much of anything yet there have been 11 so far.
It amuses me to see what the judges consider “good” and “bad” and how they apparently see things in a perfectly average photo that they adore. But mostly I watch it for the final pictures. Some of the photoshoots inspire me.
It’s funny they take it SO serious. Now there is a stupid show on TV called True Beauty and I refuse to watch it but a friend watches it for the same reason as I watch my trainwreck. I hate TV.
*confesses*
I’ve never actually seen that Top Model show. I just winged it.
If you got ‘em, flaunt ‘em.
Thank you, I wanted to make sure my (unrelated) gifts were keeping me out of the failbog.
will there really be… mm… cake?!
Do they have chocolate sprinkles?
*looks nervously for the trap*
*poof pops out of the cupcake*
This was the trap. Not a good one though because you are rewarded.
*hands aikiwaza real cupcake and a cookie for the scare*
No strings attached this time.
Congratulations for your count-less win(s)!
Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here all…year.
How do you do it? Teach me your ways!
If I tell you, I’ll have to kill you. And I just don’t want that kind of pressure. Oh, and I type 80 wpm.
Michal JACKSONS IN THE WHOLE OMG RUN 4 YOUR LIFE
It’s called a shadow… I know, cool~@!
anybody besides me see the kid in the backround falling on his face (fell on his face srry)
Be careful Michael Jackson is Hiding
eventualy evough todlers pile up and its safe
ironically it leads to michael Jackson’s bedroom
Bad children’s deposit.
Thank you.
Bad kids are not supposed to have rides, do they?
Uh-oh one perfect kid just went down. Oh well. The creator did not think about that.
He was perfect meaning he could only do worse so he was bound to change. Not a design flaw but rather expert planning.
Wow, I think an elephant pooping you out is much preferable to sliding into a hole. Maybe it is the new millennium’s version of the kid catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
You love making the simplest of comments sound complex and deep meanings, don’t ya Ryannon?
Not so much. I don’t think there is anything complex about my comment. But thanks for playing.
I do have to agree with Ry, though – there are children who need to be pooped out by elephants. Ideally, into a hole such as this one. And a slippery tunnel to the BOG.
There is another fail of a slide coming out of an elephants ass, hence the elephant pooping the kids out.
The ones that missed the whole must have fallen on their heads, I can’t see any other reason for the existence of trolls.
ahem, whole = hole
The whole hole?
The glory hole?
*scootches away, far away*
*raises right eyebrow*
*door slams to face*
Now, how did that happen?
Careful planning and good aim.
LOL you love workin’ it!
i love penis!
1. Use the slide.
2. See the first comment.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!
5. Get in the way of Di and her E7000.
6. Call yourself “Mr. Bond”
Psst…#3 is “Profit”
Psst…#5 is “Collect Boardwalk for 400″
Sorry to disappoint you but no.. no one knows what lurks down there…
That’s what she said!
Er, I mean: That’s what the transsexual prostitute said!
I thought that saftey was third? Do we differ?
Well, there’s a bunch waiting for you down the end of this slide in the pit. Go get ‘em cowboy!
win
Hmmmm.
*looks speculatively at avatar*
Yeah, not hard to figure it out huh?
Not so much, no.
Real genius material, this one.
hiHomerBOGGY pway wif U
U r a TROLL! BOGGY like pway TROLLS!
*picksHomerby his penis*
Weeeeee!HomerFLY! Weeee!
OOPS!Homer'shandle break off!
Broken Troll no fun! *EATSHomer**pats BOGGY on head*
GOOD BOGGY!!
*pats BOGGY on back after he burps*
Sandman’s help needed!!!
oh shit girlfriend dont go there yo
Child Kidnappers Win?
Down to a pit of PedoBears
PedoBears live in the Forest of TouchyFeely.
the matrix for age < 9. take the purple slide and I’ll show you how deep the rabbithole really goes
There’s an ad for playground equipment at the bottom of the page!
Passage way to China win?
I think the most disturbing part is the lip on the slide.
Well, it kind of pushes you away from the hole. Apparently they didn’t extend the slide long enough to miss the hole. Or maybe the hole is there for when it is waterslide day and it catches the water and the extra short kids that don’t make it past the hole.
that’s what she said
Even more disturbing is the one on the ladder heading for the slide.
How about the other slide in the background with a similar hole.
Looks like that one just dumps them on hard concrete. I suspect it’s part of the overall design – the first slide (see background) knocks them senseless, the second one deposits them into the BOG.
That looks like a “fireman’s pole”…to hell.
it’s the pit of despair!
don’t even think about escaping.
When you fall into a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
rly? i always thought u drowned….
One must assume that if it is a bottomless pit, water couldn’t fill it up.
According to a childrens’ book I had, if a giant falls into a bottomless pit he shrinks till he can fit inside a pea pod.
How does that help?
I don’t know.
is that what happened to your pecker after you tried to shag your mom and realised you didn’t touch sides?
I thought is was a never ending period of despair =S
im thinking about escaping o.o
….
nothing bads happend yet!
and remember, this is for posterity, so please try to be honest.
This is for polarity, please fry epiglottis.
*THWACKS WN*
OUCH!!
PENETRATION FOR THE WIN
Maybe it’s an optical illusion. There’s actually sand there, but the shadow appears to create a hole…
Yes… or it’s photoshopped…
mbwaaaaahaaaahahaha
Looks Photoshopped to me. The shadows of the slide are darker than the pit.
*places fanbot on top of slide*
*gives him a resounding kick*
*watches him descend into the epic blackness of the BOG*
Thank you Nellie.
fanbot, noone cares if it’s photoshopped.
I care – I come here to see failure, not posts from SA’s photoshop phriday or b3ta’s image challenge.
This is the failblog, not the photoshop blog.
And just recently, failblog should be submitting itself.
Thank you. I call it a “reality fail.”
fanbot
R a stoopid!
BOGGY kan eats him?
*BURP!*Serve yourself! If you’re still hungry you may also eat “Fail”.
*hands Fail to BOGGY*
wait wait…
*grabs fail, uses brand new taser, hands back half fried fail*
There… now you can have him… remember you have to cook your food…
Just a side note… I like your new font Boggy!
tank UMr. Skwerlly Bob
Frind maked it fo BOGGY!Mr. Christopher
person guy show how Skwerlly to doed it 4 meaikiwaza
b BOGGY frend? Pway Hop Troll game?*looks around*
uh… sure Boggy… Let me just get my waders on.
*hopes no one tries to put him a purple, crotchless, skintight uniform*
*eyes purple, crotchless, skintight uniform hanging on wall next to aikiwaza*
Ummm…
Can I be you friend? I have a limitless supply of cookies!
BOGGY not eats cookys
cookeys maked BOGGY poot big smellies!
BOGGY eatses Trolls and stoopids asses and rudely guys.
BOGGY likes eated Cake! GOTS CAKE?Hmm, I think i can generate that out of my various feedback loops…
*chacks loops*
Yep, I have cake for you! A limitless supply!
Howdy mister! Dem bones! Dem bones!
So, whatcha doin’ lil’ biscuit? Mmhmm.
Wrong, glasshouse.
Photoshop=fail at failblog. How is it even a fail, if it’s not real?
LAME.
BLAME SHAME.
NAME GAME.
I’m definitely of the “shop=fail at fail” camp, but I’m not convinced that it’s shopped just by the shadows. Note the light color of the concrete — if sun is shining on one side of that pit, it’s going to be scattering and reflecting onto the far side, thus lighter apparent color in the photo.
It´s a kid in the stairs who is willing to give it a go =)
it BOGGY’s slide for trolls to playBOGGY have Bog Piranhas in hole for eats yummie trolls.
Com’ere sillie troll pway on slide wif BOGGY!
Go to the fourth thread, there’s a troll there waiting.
Boggy, why did you eat my comment last night?
No that was his brother, the FAILblog monster.
Oh good! Glad to have that cleared up. Because I was under the impression that I was Boggy’s friend. Then, I wasn’t so sure.
BOGGY lubs chaosjessica!
com’ere chaosjessica BOGGY huggy u!
wanna pway wif trolls wif BOGGY?
BOGGY all lone an sadness, BFF at sckool!Of course I do! How dare BFF go to school!
BOGGY go sckool once! were big funs!
BOGGY eated LUNCH!
8th Grade was Yummy!
BOGGY cant go sckool no more. SAD!I always wondered what happened to that 8th grade class.
Apparently you didn’t make it to English class, Boggy. You sound almost as bad as those freaks at LOLCats. It’s ok Boggy, we’ll get you a tutor, send you to night classes, whatever it takes. Pretty soon you’ll have that GED and be able to find a job away from this smelly bog…
*worries about GLOWERâ„¢ BOGGY is casting in scannerdan’s general direction*
Hey, don’t get me wrong, I love Boggy (he smells a bit but he has a heart of gold)…I was merely pointing out that he seems to have been corrupted by the “I can haz cheezburger” freak-show over at LOLCats.
scannerdan
smell funny! BOGGY cleanscannerdan*LICK!*dere now U smelly like BOGGY *sniff sniff* NICE!scannerdan
want pway HOP TROLL wif BOGGY?*sits back with popcorn to watch the show*
Sure Boggy, I’d be happy to play “Hop Troll” with you…just as long as it doesn’t involve throwing me in the bog.
Welcome to the Sweeney Todd Memorial Playground. Mrs. Lovett will be serving fresh delicious meat pies in the store below.
They were warned not to build the playground on top of that ancient cemetery.
And the holes are to allow the spirits to escape?
Originally they were for tossing in spirit cakes to keep the spirits pacified.
Unfortunately, the spirit cakes were found to be a lie.
Quic, some one call Scooby-Doo and the gang!
I’ll call the Ghost Busters. No job is too big, no fee is too big.
Nah… Get MYSTERIOUS JOHNSON over here with the 8-story-tall-anti-ghost-mecha he made last year. that should do the job properly… blanketfire the place with the ghost trap system…
I see large amounts of pain in a kid’s future…
This is the Jimmy Hoffa training camp for future mobsters. The younger ones are in the cement shoes classes. This is the hiding the body at a construction site class.
What is that, a trebuchet?
It’s Super Fun Happy Slide!
Photoshop – WIN
Notice there are pit things just like that one all over the playground…leading one to believe it isn’t photoshopped. It was probably just built by idiots.
It’s incomplete. I believe it is a playground surface prepared for the application of rubber surfacing similar to the link on my name.
I was thinking that at first, till I noticed the kids on the playground… if it is indeed unfinished, then it’s at least CHAINLINK FAIL
NOT FIRST
Slide to heal!!
The little curve at the end unsuccessfully attempts to provoke the inevitable.
I see someone stole the storm drain covers from the playground.
genious
FIRST!
To fall in the hole?
* quickly fills up the hole with dirt*
WIN!
Every playground needs scorpion pits!
K/Christopher, you sure look different today.
Place to drop unwanted babies.
I thought that was the trash bin – I mean, daycare from the previous fail…
I bet Michael Jackson is in there.
Man, I feel like this is photoshopped but if not it really makes me laugh. It’s like a movie return box only in this case to return children back to hell.
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/jack-grabber
You decide whether you find something funny or not? And a criteria for “not funny” is if it’s photoshopped? Does that mean that you have to examin a picture for hours (in an extreme case) before you know if it is funny to you?
I feel oldschool – I just laugh right away. Or not.
i like you.
The slide to hell is paved with good plastics.
*hands Edge a cookie*
I don’t get it. What is wrong with this playground? When I was a kid, we had to slide onto broken glass, and we LIKED IT. Kids these days complain if they have to slide into a witty bitty hole. “Ooh! I broke my spine falling into a witty bitty hole! Wah wah wah”
When I was a boy, we would BEG for a witty bitty hole to fall into and when we didn’t get one, we’d say “Thank you ma’am!” and jump into the pit with alligators and we’d LIKE IT!
And you tell that to the young folk nowadays, and they don’t believe you!
STFU… you just a b*tch. Don’t come here to talk about your hardships. Save that sh*t for myspace.com. Come here to laugh and not b*tch.
Please re-read that with the sarcasm that was intended.
Only one bird on FB.
Go, Avis, yeah!
There can be other birds. I should think the chances of anyone mistaking that individual for me are very small.
wow. All i can say is wow. Except, maybe, this is reverse-psychology backwards sarcasm? I dunno
Just ignore the person. Some people take things too literally and fly off at the handle without thinking.
This HAS to be a photoshop! Still LOLable though!!
Yay Darwin!
bog moster is hungry for your children!!!!1!
Well it does solve one problem.
the curve is there to make children sliding down tip over so before they fall in the pit their head hits the edge of the pit causing the children to get unconsious before they land on the bottom, so it won’t hurt.
Children-killing-physics WIN.
hey I checked your blog you have a Sony Erection for mobile phone right?
I mean Sony Ericsson
I got an erection, that is.
How do I know that? well .. I have designed these
That’s really convenient for child predators.
Maybe predators built it. Maybe the whole playground is a trap!
dun dun dun…
Parents! send your kids to hell the fun way!
definitely just a black mat on as concrete slab. the black mat is folded just right to create what looks like the seam in the concrete.
I see your point.
Stand up a little (or if you’re on a laptop, adjust the screen) so your screen looks lighter and you’ll be able to tell there’s a visible line in the back right corner of the pit. So it’s definitely a pit.
You’re watching too many cartoons.
lol
Fail
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…………………………………………..SPLAT!
now how did u get the scroll action?
First, you must show me the secret handshake… then we’ll talk.
LOL, Priceless dude. Well done! I know a few kids I’d put on that slide.
RT
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When I was a little kid, I once slid down a slide like this, but the hole at the bottom was a huge, dirty mosquito puddle. And I landed in it butt-first. And it was the middle of winter, and I didn’t have a change of clothes. *shudders*…that was a fun day.
*hands Amy a change of clothes*
Better late than never.
Sorry they’re kinda small now.
It’s the thought that counts x)
Thanks!!
I can top that.
When I was about… 6, I think,… I was hanging upside down on the monkey bars. I fell off and landed in the gravel pit underneath, but it was winter and there were huge frozen chunks of rock in it. You could see my skull through the cut in my forehead.
Ouchh =(
Yeah, I think your playground accident wins. In a really unfortunate kind of way xP. Playgrounds can be child-ridden pits of DOOM if they aren’t used or built properly.
Darwin is now brining his A game.
This playground its the pits…
*runs before harm can be done*
No, it’s definately a hole. It’s probably at a school and the picture was probably taken during a time of year that it isn’t in use. They probably fill holes like these with wood chips when it is. Doesn’t seem like much of a fail.
when is a playground not in use? and when is it better to have huge concrete holes at the bottom of slides?
During winter at a summer camp? and it would be better to have a huge hole when you might have animals nesting in whatever you fill the hole with. The only fail i see is that the hole is not at the bottom of the slide
the only fail I see is you trying to convince me.
I agree. I bet about 6 inches of sand or woodchips are missing from the ground in the picture. The holes are meant to provide an even deeper cushion of sand or woodchips in places of impact. Don’t know about that concrete rim though… My daughter’s favorite playground was closed for several weeks once when they were putting in new woodchips and cleaning things up. Still, it looks rather menacing in this state!
I wonder if this is the same rumored hole that john peppers and pedo bear hang out and take turns with the fallen kids >:)
Secret entrance to the Neverland Ranch.
Ham! It’s a trap!!!
photoshop…
…the shadows don’t match up.
Wow…imagine that……..another photoshop on failblog
Anyone notice that there’s more than one hole. I wonder if that fire pole ever ends. Do you keep sliding forever?
Yes, but it’s such a beautiful place to send your kids to. Make sure to pack their bags with suntan lotion
Oh good god! Those poor children!
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THUD!!!
I’d say Ouch…
THIS IS MADNESS
THIS
IS
PLAYGROUND
I believe this is the catholic church’s playground
ooooo….
Playground burial!
The way I feel about kids, esp my extremely loud neighbors, I might be tempted to call this a win…
Yep, I’d like it to be a hole!
‘Coraline’ ..anyone get that?
Yeah, well I doubt they will find anything down their but a group of Snuggie Cults.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
sry for repeat, thought it didn’t show up, so changed name and reposted
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I think there is probebly a pedo down there waiting for some stupid kid to go down.
perhaps it’s the alternative to putting your kids up for adoption? the quicker way to unburden yourself.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waste hatch for excess small children?
Or just the worst designed slide in history…
Tonight, on the Fifth Estate!
“I’ve caught 57 kids this way! Not a very bright bunch, but still…”
ong win!
“…and scientists today indeed proved children are a STD. Please take them to the local playground now…”
Damn you anonymous, for hacking into our radios! FOR CHEAP LULZ! AAAAHUIAHUIHAUIH(starts foaming at mouth) BLERRR! NAAAAHH! FLIIINNNG!
(goes to mental hospital)
http://www.bored.com/billboards/images/homeless_outdoor1.jpg
This is what the top view looks like
creepy much!
Erm… this is a win.
Hahaha I love it. I’d love to see how many little bodies are in that hole. Not in a creepy way though
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-BANG(hits the turn at the end, loses balance, falls heads first in the pit)- MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Shouldn’t this be a photoshop fail?
the hole isn’t even centered properly
naughty naughty kool-aid.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha this pic almost made meh cri i wuz liek omg haha
hMMM. It’s painful and not fun at all. What happen if a kid landed in the hole
Kid: *goes to play the [b]slide[/b]*
*slide down*
Kid: WTF!!! AAAAAAAAH! *falls*
“THIS IS SPARTA!”….. Weeee!
& all this time I thought that the Child Safety Deposit Box was in daycare.
The slide for bad kids…
I feel an urge to incorporate this in my evil underground lair.
hahahahhahahhaahahahahahaahahaahahahhahhahaha
fail!!!!!!!
everybody send me email!!!!
good photoshop, but the shadows all move to the right where the shadow of the pit extends forward.
. Funny as heck tho.
Is that what one might call a “purple people eater?” LOL
This picture appears to be fake. The shadows in the hole aren’t the same as the other things in the playground.
LMFAO
This is win. Not fail.
Wow nobody talks about the pic its just random shit..Forum Fail
SO THATS WAT HAPPENED TO MJY SISTER…?!!!
They must battle the rancor down there.
thye must battle the rancor down there
Explains why theres only 1 kid on the playground
who puts a pitfall at the bottom of a playground slide?!
I think I know where my little brother is now…