Comments on: Heater Fail

By: JasonTehRedneck

JasonTehRedneck — Sun, 01 May 2011 04:13:05 +0000

not photoshop, the self adhesive “pelonis safe t furnace” badge got taken off, the “lo” got cut off, and that’s the end result

By: Lol

Lol — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 21:40:05 +0000

Nooo. If you look closely,you’ll see the lump from folding the label.

Actually,not cut.

By: Lol

Lol — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 21:38:44 +0000

Oh,I see it. Lol

By: Travis

Travis — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 21:53:22 +0000

Should I… O_O

By: Wtf

Wtf — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 21:23:30 +0000

Actually, not folded. Its very clearly cut and reglued.

By: Meh.

Meh. — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 23:10:18 +0000

HA you can see, the line from the Photo shop. Bad job there, whoever made that.

By: logan

logan — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:30:21 +0000

hot dogs lol

By: the failure

the failure — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:28:09 +0000

1 can 4a5 c43358urg3r?

By: Gelfling

Gelfling — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:41:42 +0000

Confirmed same as Uxorious.. I have one of these ceramic furnaces myself.. Look carefully between the E & N, note that it has been cut and unequal.

not a fail, but a FAKE!

By: ImWithStupid

ImWithStupid — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:19:15 +0000

Would you like to furnance a new penis, no money down? Cum to Big Willy’s House of Parts!

By: Katie

Katie — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:17:39 +0000

it’s not photoshopped, they folded the sticker label. i have a pelonis fan and caught on to this right away.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 03:29:10 +0000

Correct. I have the same one.

By: Doug

Doug — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:41:53 +0000

Photoshop! I had the same furnace when I was a kid. It said Pelonis

By: Uxorious

Uxorious — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 19:39:52 +0000

This is not a fail, this is fraud.
The original is a Pelonis Safe-T-Furnace. Someone cleverly cut the “lo” out, and put it back together.

By: Josh

Josh — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 06:54:29 +0000

It’s folded over. It’s suppose to say pelonis. It’s not a real fail.

By: Effectuality

Effectuality — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 04:27:37 +0000

Try TWO letters.

By: Kris5449

Kris5449 — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:16:12 +0000

yep, It’s not a photoshop job. The brand label on the heater was removed, cut, then reapplied. The reason we enjoy the humor in it is because the heater has been sitting in our salon, in a very conspicuous spot, for over 6 months with the words “PENIS SAFE-T-FURNACE” written across it. It’s been used daily, and (best part) the shop owner has failed to notice. For what it’s worth, it originally said “PELONIS SAFE-T-FURNACE”.

By: Kris5449

Kris5449 — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:13:36 +0000

again, The brand label on the heater was removed, cut, then reapplied. It’s true that it’s not the original way the heater was sold, BUT, I never denied that. The reason we enjoy the humor in it is because the heater has been sitting in our salon, in a very conspicuous spot, for over 6 months with the words “PENIS SAFE-T-FURNACE” written across it. It’s been used daily, and (best part) the shop owner has failed to notice. But alas, there’s not a lot of room to note that in the photo.

By: Kris5449

Kris5449 — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:12:52 +0000

One fail to you for thinking you were the first to notice that. A second fail to you for not scanning the other comments. heres a pasted copy of my stock response:

The brand label on the heater was removed, cut, then reapplied. It’s true that it’s not the original way the heater was sold, BUT, I never denied that. The reason we enjoy the humor in it is because the heater has been sitting in our salon, in a very conspicuous spot, for over 6 months with the words “PENIS SAFE-T-FURNACE” written across it. It’s been used daily, and (best part) the shop owner has failed to notice. But alas, there’s not a lot of room to note that in the photo.

By: Kris5449

Kris5449 — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:08:24 +0000

yep. The brand label on the heater was removed, cut, then reapplied. It’s true that it’s not the original way the heater was sold, BUT, I never denied that. The reason we enjoy the humor in it is because the heater has been sitting in our salon, in a very conspicuous spot, for over 6 months with the words “PENIS SAFE-T-FURNACE” written across it. It’s been used daily, and (best part) the shop owner has failed to notice. But alas, there’s not a lot of room to note that in the photo.

By: Kris5449

Kris5449 — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:05:55 +0000

By: Kris5449

Kris5449 — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:01:30 +0000

Dude, It’s not a photoshop job. The brand label on the heater was removed, cut, then reapplied. It’s true that it’s not the original way the heater was sold, BUT, I never denied that. The reason we enjoy the humor in it is because the heater has been sitting in our salon, in a very conspicuous spot, for over 6 months with the words “PENIS SAFE-T-FURNACE” written across it. It’s been used daily, and (best part) the shop owner has failed to notice. But alas, there’s not a lot of room to note that in the photo.

By: Kris5449

Kris5449 — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:00:58 +0000

WRONG, It’s not a photoshop job. The brand label on the heater was removed, cut, then reapplied. It’s true that it’s not the original way the heater was sold, BUT, I never denied that. The reason we enjoy the humor in it is because the heater has been sitting in our salon, in a very conspicuous spot, for over 6 months with the words “PENIS SAFE-T-FURNACE” written across it. It’s been used daily, and (best part) the shop owner has failed to notice. But alas, there’s not a lot of room to note that in the photo.

By: Kris5449

Kris5449 — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:57:34 +0000

“Fame”? Really? Reina, if this is what you call fame; congrats for keeping your goals obtainable. The brand label on the heater *was* removed, cut, then reapplied. I never denied that. BUT, the reason we enjoy the humor in it is because the heater has been sitting in our salon, in a very conspicuous spot, for over 6 months with the words “PENIS SAFE-T-FURNACE” written across it. It’s been used daily, and (best part) the shop owner has failed to notice. But alas, there’s not a lot of room to note that in the photo.

By: Kris5449

Kris5449 — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:50:35 +0000

It’s not a fake. The brand label on the heater was removed, cut, then reapplied. It’s true that it’s not the original way the heater was sold, BUT, the reason we enjoy the humor in it is because the heater has been sitting in our salon, in a very conspicuous spot, for over 6 months with the words “PENIS SAFE-T-FURNACE” written across it. It’s been used daily, and (best part) the shop owner has failed to notice.

For what it’s worth, I’m sure Mr. Pelonis was made well aware of the similarity between his last name, and the word “Penis” by his peers as soon as he started school.

By: Kris5449

Kris5449 — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:45:27 +0000

yea, It’s not a photoshop job. The brand label on the heater was removed, cut, then reapplied. It’s true that it’s not the original way the heater was sold, BUT, the reason we enjoy the humor in it is because the heater has been sitting in our salon, in a very conspicuous spot, for over 6 months with the words “PENIS SAFE-T-FURNACE” written across it. It’s been used daily, and (best part) the shop owner has failed to notice. For what it’s worth, it originally said “PELONIS SAFE-T-FURNACE”.

By: Kris5449

Kris5449 — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:41:17 +0000

Nope, It’s not a photoshop job. The brand label on the heater was removed, cut, then reapplied. It’s true that it’s not the original way the heater was sold, BUT the heater has been sitting in our salon, in a very conspicuous spot, for over 6 months with the words “PENIS SAFE-T-FURNACE” boldly written across it. It’s been used daily, and (best part) the shop owner has failed to notice.

By: Kris5449

Kris5449 — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:40:36 +0000

By: Margaret

Margaret — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:51:40 +0000

… You can tell between the ‘p’ and the ‘e’ that someone tampered with it…. This is a forced fail.

LAME.

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 05:56:44 +0000

Learn how to spell, retard. It is spelled Chlamydia.

By: CWR

CWR — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 10:26:49 +0000

Delicious pigeon! *thankful*

By: me

me — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 06:48:55 +0000

This is a win, it is a safe-t (lol, get it? Safety? Fukin awesome). It stops your furnace from burning your stick. You need it to do many social activities.

By: dee

dee — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 01:36:16 +0000

yup, it is. my parents had one of those, it’s a PELONIS safe-t heater. the reason why i remember was because it is only a few letters from penis and i thought that was scandalous when i was 8!

you can see how they didn’t match the lines up right too.

By: pootpoot

pootpoot — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 15:12:28 +0000

Where’s the fail? In countless cold winter nights, I’ve wished for a Penis furnace that is also safe to use. My experiments with other means of heat transfer to my penis have yielded less than enjoyable results, to say the least.

By: Atrum Vis

Atrum Vis — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 10:03:59 +0000

…but the vicar does.

By: namuol

namuol — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 06:18:47 +0000

wow, i’m actually using that same thing to heat my feet right now. made me double check the sticker, though. Pelonis.

By: Zonie

Zonie — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 15:05:21 +0000

That is funny as hell. Sorry he didn’t get it (in more ways than one!)…glad you got to finish. Love the O Face.

By: me iam

me iam — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 04:17:20 +0000

looks like a lot of people beat me to saying this

By: me iam

me iam — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 04:16:07 +0000

It’s called a Pelonis safety funace, someone cut out the lo. Look and you’ll see the cut.

Fail on failblogs part for not catching this.

By: Learxst

Learxst — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:33:11 +0000

It wasn’t photoshopped, take a closer look at the sign… it was broken, and a letter was taken out.

By: mrjezza

mrjezza — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:52:58 +0000

THE FAIL CORE IS REACHING CRITICAL FAIL!

By: Mikey D

Mikey D — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 09:47:29 +0000

*SQUEEZE*
Thankyou.
*sip, sip, sip*
I wasn’t at my desk yesterday, I was out and about, so couldn’t get on.
I wasn’t happy about the lack of failing fun and friends in my day.

By: CWR

CWR — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 08:32:27 +0000

I didn’t think Buzz had a penis. He’s all about wingspan, anyway.

By: CWR

CWR — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 08:11:39 +0000

I call *hopeful look* “grivels” or “grivelling”. I think I got that from Walt Kelley’s Pogo.
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Yes. Here, saved you some kettle corn.

By: CWR

CWR — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 08:00:23 +0000

It was just lads having fun joshing – did you hafta brush all my eyeliner off?

By: CWR

CWR — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 07:56:21 +0000

Quick! Stick a wallet under the tongue – some similar sort of seizure!

By: CWR

CWR — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 07:50:37 +0000

I’ve heard the Marx Brothers song “Chlamydia the tatooed lady”.

By: Pamela

Pamela — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 07:48:55 +0000

Next time I’m last in a queue, I think I shall. It’s so much fun getting weird looks for crazy failures.

By: DC12VOLT

DC12VOLT — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 06:40:06 +0000

Spelling: WIN!

By: rickybobby

rickybobby — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 05:05:05 +0000

I usually shout my own name.