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Heal who?
!!! of course
Maybe there were more “!”
Who knows?
Or maybe it was in fact “!!.”
Maybe it was !!?
“!”
Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAKE!!!
Did he possibly mean to say “Go to Hell” in a steryotypical black accent?
No way. “Go to heal” makes completely sense.
C’mon guys u go to heal too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
I also thought he was wishing well for the USA. We need to go to heal.
SNAKKKKEEEEEE!!!!!
Sorry, but that would be SNEAKS, otherwise the poor animal can’t go and (or was it to?) heal….
Raiden!!! you take the as shole with the throwing knives, snake you move west though….. snake? SNAKE?!!!
SNAAAAAKE!!!!!!
I agree.
anyone notice Nirvana?
Nirvana, the place of healing (and breadcrusts).
hahahaah run from the snakes ahahahha
healYEAH
ahhahahahahahahaaa rofl
The gap above the dot isn’t a sign of good health for exclamation marks?
Heal thyself. Or Iraq. Whatever.
Heal the world
make it a better place
for you and for me
and the entire human race
(sorry!)
OMG you have the worst brainworms!
The zombies aren’t going to like that.
Me neither. But what can I do? I suffer from the worst ear(or brain-)worms on a daily basis. Worst thing: After a short while I hear them in the most disgusting German dialect (saxon). No matter which song. I’m proud that I stayed mentally as stable as I am…
Yeah but you manage to catch pretty fluffy fish with your brainworms.
Well done Arthur…well done.:)
Choose the bait wisely, that’s the whole secret.
O
M
G
If that’s a sign of compassion, I thank you. My friends are just laughing at my earworm ability.
Indeed it is. And I admire your earworm ability.
From a safe distance.
I don’t think it’s contagious, but I understand your precaution. It can ruin a day!
try bavarian for a change, sounds worse but at least it makes you laugh! (Who laughs about Saxons has already thrown himself from a cliff!)
You should be.
The guy isn’t that dumb hes simply making a remark on the US’ recent economy surely, and to anyone else not named surely
homosexuals
They don’t need healing; they’re not broken.
However, asd is broken, sad.
Now, now, let’s not discriminate–homosexuals can be just as borked as their heterosexual friends.
heal my buckit
obviously the spelling mistake is the last “.” in U.S.A.
as it stands, it means : “United States of A”
Go To Heal Is implying the American accent, if an American says ‘Hell’ To me (an Englishman) It sounds like what we would call ‘Hell’
So its just mocking the accent…
Not really a fail, its quite clever, but not clever enough otherwise people would have realised what it says…
That’s REALLY reaching, man. Seriously reaching.
lol youre not from england, you’re from a parallel universe! the american accent doesnt sound remotely like that. (i’m english too).
The juice can go to heal.
Grammar fail. Heal whom.
heal themselves.
Maybe it just means to go heal, like written after 9/11, maybe they’re coming back.
Somebody should really teal that guy off!
Did you misspeal teal?
Oh, I dunno – I know of several people that deserve tealing.
You really should go yeal at him.
That’s not very nice, you might hurt his fealings.
Somebody who goes and writes things like that obviously isn’t weal.
Definitely rings a beal, but it’s a hard seal to me…
Maybe he feal on his head too many times.
That’s why he needs to heal…
Why heal when you can keal?
Maybe USA should go heal Salmonella..
Okay, now I get it. He’s talking to his dog… U Sago! To heal!
You misspelled pimp.
Don’t you mean ‘Salmonealla’?
The Red Cross is low on advertising funds, it appears.
They’re looking for any old rags to use as bandages.
I volunteer as an old bag.
I volunteer as an old bag who’s on the rag.
Eew!
I volunteer to shag an old bag who’s on the rag.
Be careful you don’t gag on that rag while you’re tagging the bag.
No problem. You see, when the tail of the bag starts to wag,
The stag takes the rag, puts his pole in the cragg.
The cleanup’s a drag.
Use a flag
Not here in Australia. They’re getting so much cash from donations for the bushfire victims right now. We’ll ignore all the suffering going on in the world but when someone in our own country is having trouble, all of a sudden we’re the most generous people around.
Yeah, you should really work on ignoring the suffering in your country too.
We try our hardest. Celebrities keep intervening. How can I say no to Cate?
Easy: “Cate – nnn… wait… CATE – nnnnn…” Ok, you’re right.
Win.
USA is ill
needs to heal
So it means “Go home USA, lay down and sleep. Drink a lot of juice, take some aspirin, get well, then come back on the job”? That’s a nice graffiti!
Yes and “We’re sorry you have a sore bum”.
“Sorry we kicked you before your balls descended, but some chicken soup will help”.
“But we like the new guy, and his sense of rhythm. Hell, we like that he has any sense at all.”.
U spelt heal wong.
*munches popcorn while waiting for the potato-joke*
Are you living your potato fantasies Vicariously through the above thread?
mmmh… potatos…
*daydreams*
For your delectation Mr Arthur, clicky my name.
What was that?!? No way to abbreviate this time: I laughed out loud! Thank you, even if I’ll have that song in my head for the rest of the day. And I will.
It’s a clip from an old TV quiz show called Shooting Stars. That was Matt Lucas who’s now famous for ‘Little Britain’.
Shooting Stars!! Man, I miss that show… but tell me – in the background it was neither “the dove from above” or “the crow from below”.. what was it?
I think it could be Donald Cox, the sweaty fox?
ERANU
UVAVU!
You forgot the silly face
I only know about two emoticons
If there are none nearby for me to steal the information from I am at a loss.
GIYF: wordpress smilies
MEDIC!!!
Nenad Medic?
Why is there a red dot from a laser sight scope up the top to the right of centre?
Because you haven’t cleaned your monitor in a while?
True. My Perentie isn’t getting appropriate attention.
Another Jihad Fail?
Damn, he’s spotted us. Call off the hit! Call off the hit!!
I think they misspelled veal. how stupid.
We will!!!!
Wee Willy? *Winky*
Yeah! The USA’s low on health, and we can’t let the tank die!
It’s a cheap first-person RPG-shooter game with a twist – instead of alarm bells ringing or some standard method of warning, the walls come alive and start talking to you whenever anything happens, e.g. when your health is to low.
Adjoining walls say:
“No camping, User! – I mean U.S.A!”
“-10 points for hitting a teammate, U.S.A!”
“Drink Coke!”
You snort coke, idjet.
That… actually sounds awesome. I’d play a game where the walls talk to me.
I thought walls had ears, not mouths?
That’s what you think now! Just wait until you hear all their storys over and over again. Walls don’t experience much, the “they-tried-to-hang-up-a-picture-but-failed” story will make you suicidal after a while.
But the flies that visit give some breaks from the monotony.
the’re applauding how helpful we are!!!
Go to Heal to meet the Satin!
USA go to heel!!,
high heels?
All Juice go to heal!!!
Especially cranberry jews. Gross.
*face-palm*
V-8 = Not so great.
The vFusion is! Try the blueberry / pomegranate kind — it’s great!
if the economy keeps heading in this direction we weal
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/grady-ocorn
Short leash time.
Heal what??? Am I missing something here?
Stupid people are fun!
penis is penis
A rose is a rose is a rose.
Ry got the two confused, and thus was born the penis bouquet.
So many men sacrificed for the bouquet….
Can be a nice surprise, though. Depends on who you give it to.
I got my girlfriend a penis bouquet for VDay.
How did you keep it all perky and un-wilted?
I don’t think that’s a problem with either Ry OR Mookie…
You’re probably right. Think they’d
give lessons?
what are you all talking about? he clearly mispelled hell –> heal. that’s the fail
Oh, I beg to differ…
Mmmm?
Differ?
Beg?
Don’t beg…it’s not dignified unless
a potato is involved.
That begs the potato.
It’s DOCTOR you morons!
you too go heall!!
Owned again by google translate. Foolish jihadists, do they not know it is part of the great satan?
Its morans you moron
heh j/k
I named my dog to Heal and now he is a preacher on T.V.
I wonder if they mean my dog can help them.
How do you name your dog to do something?
My fellow citizens, you all have failed to see the fail. T’would be the improper usage of an acronym. There is no period after the “A”. There is no need to thank me, I take great satisfaction in enlightening those of inferior intellect. *brushes dust off of armor-hops back on horse-rides off into sunset*
Huh? *looks about*
Who was that masked man?
Dennis Moore
Awww. I know it’s completely not what the person intended, but instead of hearing someone yelling at me, I hear “U.S.A got to heal!” in a kind of Southern black preacher voice. I feel like someone cares enough to tell us to get better. Gives me the warm fuzzies.
That’d be “go to heal”. Bukkit plz.
OMG – you hear it too?!?
Bukkits for everyone!
*DUNKS*
*shudder* Shrimp and pasta… argh…
the contents of your bukkit sound a good deal more appetizing than mine!
Good Karma, Good Soul, unobjectable bukkit.
*grins*
I posted a shrimp pasta recipe some weeks ago, so I would enjoy that bukkit. It wouldn’t be a very effective bukkit though.
Did it have lavendar in it perchance?
Nope. Crushed red pepper flakes. And sun dried tomatoes. And feta.
Ooh… ya know, three of my favorite dishes involve shrimp. Primavera, pasta alfredo, and ….
.
Ok, 2 of my favorite dishes….
Oh, you don’t know the half of it. I used to tolerate both shrimp and pasta, but there was an incident a few weeks ago…
IF YOU WANT TO EVER EAT SHRIMP WITHOUT BEING GROSSED OUT, PLEASE DO NOT CONTINUE READING.
My family decided we would make shrimp and pasta with some pasta cleverly shaped to look like martini glasses. Since we hadn’t been able to find a use for them until then, they had been in the pantry for some time. My dad cooked the shrimp in one pan, the pasta in another, then served everybody.
We were happily enjoying our dinner until I noticed something shaped strangely on my plate. I poked at it and turned it over, wondering if there were other shapes in the pasta.
It was a grub. About an inch long. Thoroughly dead and probably clean (it had been boiled along with the pasta), but still, the gross-out factor was over 9000.
I sat there for a moment and realized that I simply couldn’t tell my family. They were happily enjoying their shrimp and pasta, and I didn’t want to see the entire meal go to waste. So I carefully pushed the grub onto a napkin and tried to continue eating. Every mouthful of shrimp reminded me of the grub. I think I deserve a medal for finishing that meal.
Afterwards (when it was no longer likely that they would throw up), I showed the grub to my family. Turns out the packets of pasta were so old that they’d been infiltrated by grubs and my father hadn’t checked for the pellets in the bottom that were signs of their presence. We checked the other packet of pasta and, sure enough, there were pellets. We threw it out. So some good came of my ordeal – no one else would find an unpleasant surprise on their plate. But it was the worst thing in the world to know something that awful and not being able to tell anybody.
Ever since, I have been unable to eat shrimp and pasta without being reminded of that experience. I might be able to stomach a shrimp alone, but not the combination. So dunking my head in the bukkit is like dunking it in a bukkit full of boiled grubs.
And if you read all that, I hope you’re not traumatized.
Has eaten grubs as part of SERE training.
*barfs*
Only the first couple of times. After that, smooth, slimy sailing.
Slimy yet satisfying?
Honestly, they are high in protein and nutrients. But I’d only do it again in a survival situation. I can think of much better uses of my lips and mouth, Avis.
*wicked grin*
*is intrigued*
Tell me more!
*Thinks it is rude to talk with mouth full*
*silly smile*
I would tell you more, but I’m afraid that Bondfan simply isn’t ready for certain lessons just yet.
Hee!
If I said that I’m finding myself lost in your lips, would you hold that against me?
I thought you’d want me to?
Kinda the idea. Lips.
*holds*
SMOOCHES with just a hint of tongue.
*sighs*
*swoons slightly*
I’m not traumatized, I’ve witnessed a take-out salad container full of maggots (left in the fridge of a pizza joint) and have never been able to eat pizza from that establishment again.
Please never mention the name of said establishment.
So long as it didn’t sour you to pizza as a whole, as I can make a pizza.
I love pizza! I will never get ANYTHING from that place again though. And Hammy, it’s not a major chain so it’s doubtful you’ll ever encounter it. It’s also in St. Louis.
Do you guys want me to never eat again…? GAWD!
Sowwy.
Aww, Dragon… I tell you what. As an apology, I can make you one of my specialty pizzas, which really, are just differences in crust. Sourdough, buttermilk, and beer-batter. I haven’t mastered the calzone just yet so it’s going to have to be pizza. Clean pizza, don’t worry.
Mmm! The beer-batter pizza sounds gooooood.
It is. It goes rather well with beer, incidently. I’ll make it should there ever be a fail-meet. Which would be awesome because Avis would get to see me be all goofy tossing the dough in the air.
I’m working on it!
Ha!
Excellent. But, if I’m ever in St. Louis, I’m not going to a single pizza place.
Have you ever worked in a restaurant? If you haven’t, don’t. You will never eat out again.
Back when I was still in highschool, I was fired from McDonalds. I couldn’t stand leaving the burger meat in the warming trays for hours on end, and would throw empty the trays every 10 minutes and replace the meat with fresh ones.
I’m not entirely sure that McDonald’s qualifies as a restaurant. In fact, I once met a three year old who corrected her mother on that score.
It’s all the food service reference that I’ve got.
Sowwy….
S’OK, it’s still food. Sorta.
I have a weakness for their fries that I’ve never been able to overcome.
Heh…when I was 16, I worked as a carhop at an A&W. That’s the extent of my food service experience.
And NO…I didn’t have to wear roller-skates. I was fired for starting a riot, however.
Started a riot? I’m curious about that?
.
And I don’t know if their fries even count as food technically. They seem to have a problem biodegrading.
A riot? Um… Ok, I need details.
Yeah Dragon, details. gimmegimmegimme.
I had the bad form to resist when a drunk teenaged boy grabbed me and tried to drag me into the car through the window. I ran back into the restaurant, and they followed me, whereupon they proceeded to bust up the place. The cops were called and I was sacked because my boss said I must have “provoked” them.
Hee. That’s the only job I’ve ever been fired from…and one of my best stories!
*Sigh* Looks like I’ll have to go get my revengin’ kit. I’ll be back in a week and you heard nuthin.
Sure, just by being female and in arms reach! That’s provocation.
And hawt, don’t forget! I was seriously hawt at 16.
And hawt, don’t forget! I was seriously hawt at 16.
Correction: And hawt, don’t forget! I
wasam seriously hawtat 16.all the time, yo..
Sure, just by being female and in arms reach! That’s provocation.
Correction : Sure, just by being
femaleAvis and in arms reach! That’s provocation.*makes a mental note to never to forget that Dragon was seriously hawt at 16*
I think the admirable Admiral would argue that you still are BTW.
I wouldn’t disagree with him (or Christopher)! I’m just a much more mature hawt now.
Rather like a fine wine?
Well, my dear, I’ve got to take a shower and call it a night. I just wanted to let you know that you’re leaving me with a smile on my face that refuses to budge.
.
Sweet dreams, Avis.
And stop provoking helpless men, Dragon. That isn’t kosher no matter how hawt you are/were/is.
G’night! Sweet dreams!
GAWD, DW at 16? My imagination is getting overloaded!
All three of my older siblings have worked at the local Domino’s, but I don’t know if I really want to work there. Although we get a huge staff discount.
Domino’s donates lots and lots of money to a foundation I find offensive, so I do not eat Domino’s either. But, that’s just me.
St. Judes’ Children’s Hospital? Or Nascar?
Right to Life. It’s a very long story, I’ll likely explain it on my blog soon.
I haven’t eaten Domino’s for over ten years for that very reason.
Ahhh…. I have my own reasons why I’m against them as well then.
Is it not graffiti by JarJar Binks?
Not in this particular universe.
But it will be eventually.
What do you mean? Isn’t this a photo of an archaeological dig far far away?
*slaps self*
OMG, you’re right!
Of course it is!
In the first line it’s written: “AGO”
apparently we are now in an episode of Sliders
Maybe it refers to healing the USA’s economic crisis.
I’m leaning towards its just Photoshop-ed and its not done to “weal”.
Wheel?
Hmm, I can’t figure out if they hate the US or love it……
Hmm, I can’t figure out if they hate the US or love it…… Some people are so dumb. Maybe they should go to school and learn how to write.
Damn, it’s a pitty they don’t teach at school how to post only once.
Damn, it’s a pitty they don’t teach at school how to post only once. you know?
Was this done for mocking purposes? Because if not, how utterly ironic.
It’s obviously an advertisement for Heal.com.
Lol!
Is Heal a country? It better be a pretty awesome place if I’m expected to go there.
Heals (which is what the author must have intended to write before he was shot by a group of marauding ghetto rats) is a particularly up-market furniture shop in London.
This is clearly an invitation to the American people to inject some much-needed style and sophistication into their lives.
Well then, I’m so there! I always wanted to go to London.
Raid leader screams, “USA! Go to HEAL!”
Usa stops dps and switches to healing.
Usa’s Healing Touch heals Democracyfurall for 12,069.
Raid leader screams, “Moar Dots!!”…
USA, heal in Naxx25?? Last spot!
You never know, he could be talking about the economy. In that case, it could be a WIN.
hhaaha, stupid people cant spel thses days.
It makes sense for the whole world except us&a…:)
Look! A satirical joke!
aaaww it look so prettiiee. does it do tricks?
Yeah, I’d like for the USA to go to heal… Our economy, that is.
Lalalalalalala!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
RED CROSS WIN!
USA, is a resto druid noobs!
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pun win!
I thought U.S.A wasn’t injured?
REZ PLZ.
I won’t, but maybe someone else will.
If anyone will at all. Question, who do you think is the funniest commenter? I think Mikey D is. ^_^
(By the way, I has account now. Yay. ^_^)
maaan! why do the keep misspelling the “.” this is so aggravating!!
It’s not misspelled, it’s misplaced. Because the i didn’t do what he was suppose to do, so his father, I, flipped him over, to make him an ! .
Hey, thanks!
Yay, they encourage us.
we should really teach Canadians how to spell
HA! i lol’d
Go to heal?
Why, thank you!
Recovery and aidding wins, Spelling totally phial
USA
Go to heal
Whoever wrote this
Screws a seal.
yes! i’m having it!
USA GO TO HEAL,
REZ MEH!!
anti-america feal
Is the fail the extra exclamation marks?
reminds of something Spongey would do… he’s a total douche bag who’s always on keepbusy.com
i don’t think Nirvana needs healing, I’m pretty sure they’re finished
Maybe a French who wanted to translate “Allez vous faire soigner”
Now I’m quite sure it’s a French tag cause French never put the last ‘.’ at the end of acronyms…
French expression translation fail
I don’t know about that, If it was a french translation they would have written “Go you do heal”
You persons can go keel yourselfs for making fun others.
wow does he want the USA to heal or go to hell i cant tell lol
lets all go to heal! im low on hp anyway
and i thought i couldn’t spell!!
The best part of this is that an American probably wrote it. Who here still has national pride?
lol
Thank you for such kind words! Out soldiers must heal!
this is not a mistake its taking the piss out of american accent
who’s gonna tank if USA is healing??
americans need to heal themselves
.. I thought fu*** was spelled “folk” when I was little.. ;D
America DESPERATELY needs to heal…
USA GO TO HELL!
It’s about damn time someone said it.
Yeah medicare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kill my landlord, Kill my landlord. C-I-L-L KILL my landlord!
Of course. Just let me find my band-aids.
U CAN CLAERLY SEE HE WAS PLAYING WOW AT THE TIME AND THE HEALER NAMED USA WAS SHIT….LOL
We didn’t know we where unweal.