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In soviet russia cow transports you?
Poor things
All bound for Muh Muh land…
I thought they drove an ice-cream van?
I don’t think they had much of a say.
The youth of today, no respect for the justified and ancient.
Kant Listen Fully – understand, sad hey.
Manned whistle gully?
WTF are you talking about??
i think he has a hairing problem.
That was…sublime.
Cat bus…dumb mime?
Did you forget to take your medication today?
Obscure KLF references FTW.
Best laugh I’ve had all day! KLF reference, but I liked Tammy Wynette’s version better!
That’s Albania, I guess.
Well, and on what do you base your comment?
It’s Austria, I know it
it´s austria => the eagle on the number-plate is for tirol
and i have to know it, because i´m from austria too
Well, shouldn’t we say “Cow transportation Win?” instead of “fail”.
Damn German cars, they’re really the best. icon_biggrin.gif
icon_biggrin.gif fail…
Looks like Austria to me, actually.
it does look like Austria.
Poor cows
it IS austria. big story … it’s actually better for the cows, it’s warm!
also … the number-plate reads “KU – H” .. but thats blacked out in your version
So you are austrian. Don’t worry, failria.
it is austrian, exactly tyrolean (Tirol).
)
Between the “red” letters is the tyrolean eagle.
KU-H ZES is not possible (even if it would be very funny
Looks like something like ** – 2 ZES for me.
no one has the original foto?
Well, I submitted it unredacted… and it read “KU-2 ZES”.
np: David Holmes – Theme, I.M.C. (The Holy Pictures)
I have the original photo, its KU – 2 ZES
At the left side of the Photo there are the raillines.
it’s not “KU”, it’s “SZ – 2 ZES”, this is in the Zillertal, where I come from. the loccal press has been all around this story
well to bad i got that picture as one of the very first and sent it forward (accidently uncovered) and its a kufsteiner plate.
.. and the farmer said – he has modded his VW GOLF – extracted backseats and is transporting his calves with that one. so they dont have to freeze in winter when its so cold outside, he really do love his cows ‘n calves 
not SZ
These crazy things only happen in Austria
And I happen to go snowboarding in Zillertal, hopefully I’ll see some cows in a 90s VW Golf.
Don’t be so sure. There are crazy things happening everywhere. I saw a few crazy pictures here from my country too.
His licence plate shows, that he is from Austria and thats scary, because i am from there too :S
Poor cows and poor car!
thats not russia, you dumb.
THAT’s AUSTRIA. (south of germany, next to switzerland)
Nah, that’s in Tyrol/Austria (you can tell by the licence plate!)
That’s Austria… Sad one
wow a cowcar
they must al be heading to bovine university ^.^
I got a scholarship for Bovine. Starting next year. Hear they have pretty cheerleaders.
They’re pretty, but they have large calves.
win!!
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
thats just sad
Yea, but they shall get their revenge.
Sonucais Sonucais Sonucais Sonucais
given their arses are next to the driver’s head… I’d say so (and cows don’t just poo, they fart, too *gags* )
Cows With Gunz?
Wow, where do you buy pants?
I don’t now where he gets them, but i’d say they all fit him like a glove
(Sorry had to)
my balls hurt.
Since that’s your name, I presume you’re in total agony? Good.
It’s a good thing you clarified that. I thought you were holding a short piece of linguini.
Oh he is. His penis is actually behind the short piece of linguini.
So, his penis NOT mightier than the sword? It would stretch from A to A if you laid it out on a keyboard?
Of course you know what you’ve done now? Keyboards all over the world will never be the same.
not even to ‘z’ ? wow, you might need a microscope for that
trollis trollis trollis trollis
who needs to replace his Caps Lock fluid
OMFG o_O
Condensed milk.
Lovely nickname tiger.
Oops. It’s just my initials. Err… do I have to change it?
If you capitalise your ‘r’, you’d be his opposite and could act as his nemesis!
Must…resist…guessing…name…
Don’t Resist Buffoonery! You know you want to acronym it to the max.
Buffoonery? This thread needs a little more…umm…
.
Debaucherous Raunchy Babe?
Yeah, it’s already got two Downright Randy Bucks.
OMG. Speak of the devil…and Devil Rides By.
Just because we take pleasure in Disturbingly Rough Bondage, it doesn’t make us bad people.
Right you are, Mikey. Nor does it make us Delicately Raunchy Bis, Deliriously Randy Boys, or Desperately Rowdy Bovines.
Daren’t Respond Back, you’ve Detailed Really Blatantly what we’re about.
Now I’m thinking…a Defined Ripe Beauty…
A certain Delightfully Refined Brunette?
or a dirty rotten bastard
VERY clever!!
lol WIN
1- Pack two poor animals in a car, with their butts pointing to the driver seat.
2- Get suffocated by methane.
3- ???
4- Profit!
5- Invest in bigger car for even more methane
Fuel efficiency win.
5- Invest in bigger car for even more methane
3. Sell the car to radical environmentalists who plan to launch it into the ozone layer.
It’s actually a self-inflating dirigible-car.
When you get stuck in traffic, you feed them until they parp and inflate the roof balloon.
Then you float to your destination.
Great idea, almost, but methane is heavier than air.
But…. you could use the methane to heat a Hot Air Balloon.
Actually, methane is lighter than air, just not as much as, say, hydrogen.
Hmm… Hydrogen-farting cows
It’s already hot when it pours out of the cow
3- Safety (not fully thought through).
I think there are 3 cows in there.
Yeah, there are. One is driving.
no that’s the fourth one
Don’t be ridiculous-Safety Third!
Moooooove over, I get carsick when I can’t see out the window!
Five minutes moooooooore and it is my turn for driving.
Sorry about the moooooooooooooon on the back of your head in the front there.
*squeezes the moooooomin*
Hee! Squeezing puts me in a happy moooooooooooooooood.
^
*enjoys the Moooooooooooment*
Hope they don’t get pulled over for a mooooooving violation.
That’s gotta be a photoshop- getting even one cow into that car would be impressive, but two? Yow.
Are you sayin’ that it’s a load of bull?
Don’t have a cow man!
Mikey! It took you like a yearling to arrive!
But now I’m here, I’ll calf my niche in the pun-run.
Just beep your horn and they’ll let you in.
I just hope no-one gets in a beef about me rudely butting in like this.
*shakes beef*
Mmmm, T-bone.
I was expecting you to rib me about that one.
Sir,loin over here and I shall rib you somemore
Are you trying to steak a claim on me?
What do you expect? You know how horny he is.
This is a big thread…it’ll take more than the two of us to fillet.
Yes, Mooks. It must be time to que the barbie.
Have we milked this pun-run dry?
I think it is ‘teat-ering close to the edge..
At least it didn’t udderly fail.
Its amazing that the car is still mooving.
Hay, you just grazed by with that one.
We cud do better though.
Does this thread have any more ruminant?
Well, the cream of the crop has probably gone and we’ll just be draining the dregs.
nowhey, there’s more gold.
It behooves me to say this, but this must be the end, as I’m only posting tripe.
Cheesey for you to say.
you’d butter believe it..
But DW’s not here yet. I curd wait for her.
Ghee, I wonder if there’ll be any left for her.
If not, you’ll roux the day.
She had better come rennin quick!
if she manages to get one in, you should give her a pat on the back..
Lassi how she does.
I see what you did there, now you’re thinking outside of the ox.
That’s a good way to keep churning more out.
Honestly, I could yak like this for hours, but I’ll have to say good bison.
I’ll put the cattle on to make you a hot toddy.
man, that was offal.
At least it was meant to be humerus…
A lot is at steak here. I wonder if there are HOOV lanes on that road. Probably… which would explain why he didn’t hide those calves.
I prefer my vehicles Decalfinated.
Better get the vaseline, then.
hi…may know about u Mookie?
Impressive? Try impossible…
Calves, the size of a large dog, so it’s possible. Comfortable, no.
I’m comfortable with my calves. They have great definition.
Well, now there’s 3 cows in there.
At first there was just the pregnant mommy cow that the farmer was rushing to the vet. But he got caught in traffic, wasn’t quick enough and she had the twins on the way there.
Who says it’s not a cow driving the car? To the abbatoir? In that case it is a win: huge cutdown on transportation costs!
♪ We will fight for Bovine freedom,
and hold our large heads high… ♪
Cows with guns…
omg is that cow even alive o.o!
Okay. So what would entice a cow to get into a small car backwards?
I wonder how many failbloggers are thinking about an appropiate potato joke now. Or is it just me?
It would be a fail if we put a potato in the exhaust?
Like you don’t know!
Was that you at the drive-in theatre that night…wearing your old avatar?
The picture is 100% real. It was taken near the town I live in. This car belongs to a local farmer.
It was in the news. The police said that the car was “properly changed to transport animals”. And the farmer said that he prefers transporting his calves in his own car rather than in a “not animal friendly” mass cargo.
Ohh I see what you mean.. The roof rack makes all the difference…
He has to saw off their legs though to fit them in the car.
I see, he’s a cheap old bastard and won’t spring for a truck.
It’s the milkman.
The meatwagon.
The psychiatrist.
The meatmarket.
The vealmobile.
How many failbloggers does it take to get two cows into a car?
I don’t know, how many failbloggers does it take to get two cows into a car?
Three. Two to hold the potatoes, the other to reverse the car.
*turns to audience*
*jazz hands*
lol Tiroler….
du sagst es
Four wheel steering.
Turn on the A/C, it’s roasting in here!
Is it time to slap some olive oil on the veges?
Not, but it’s time to put some baby oil on that cucumber.
How would you like the salad?
I think I need to keep working on your clock. The time for baby oil is not due until several hours.
You know I have trouble with time zones. And impatience.
You know I like to spend time on your troubled zones. And impudence.
So much for spontaneity. It was a good idea, though…
Damn these offices with glassed walls!
Can you imagine the newspaper headline if they got in an accident?
If these cows take a sh!t…
This was in our newspaper,it was a farmer from Austria and the police allowed it.
greets from germany :>
*waves*
Guten tag!
I like the subtle way of distantiating yourself from those crazy Austrians.
A maneuver we Germans perfected since 1945. Before – not so much…
Phew! I wanted to make a similar joke but chickened out.
That gave me the opportunity to proove that at least some Germans are able to make fun of themselfs. Take that, stereotype!
Congrats!
I figure you’ll have a lot of Bier und Wurst to celebrate?
And Sauerkraut, of course. Then I will build an engine and organize something perfectly.
If you organize something perfectly, make sure it isn’t funny. You can have none of that.
And at the end of the party, send everyone Raus!
Since it’s carnival in several german areas (thank god, not in mine!), I will go even further and organize something perfectly that isn’t funny at all but invite only those idiots who think that’s the height of humor. They will laugh at incredibly non-funny jokes, clap along at everything slightly similar to music and dress in ridiculous disguise.
The party then indeed ends with: AAAAACHTUNG! Alle Mann RRRAUS!
The driver is just one emergency braking away from winnig a Darwin award.
Alas…his head was irretrievable.
But he was no Coward
The photo was taken in Austria a few days ago. It was on national news and the man said that he always transports his calves in this car.
Crazy stuff, is this illegal there?
You see this why I’m vegetarian. Don’t they just look darling driving themselves around?
Funny, I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A little off topic: I heard that cows can ascend stairs but not descend. Poor farmer who found that out the hard way when his wife returned home…
I suspect they may get a mooooving violation.
*cheezy grin*
*hoists rotten tomato, pauses, then laughs*
1ST!
You forgot a 1 and a 7.
But I guess that would make it 117ST…
he is probably just trying to create a brahmin
Maybe they had a craving for Chik Fil A???
Apparently this was in Austria.
The owner supposed that it would be to cold to put the cows in the hanger. ^^
Explaining this picture is as easy as ABC: Advanced Bovine Curiosity.
They’re worse than cats if you leave a cupboard open.
Looks more like hamburger win to me.
this is not FAIL…
this is WIN!
I don’t get the point of boring and humour less comments, perhaps you have to be drunk to understand dull things like that?
I don’t know. Let me knock back a few and reread your comment.
*reads through all previous comments before commenting* Dang! Mookie beat me to the steering joke! Hmm…
looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow
no seatbelts? if that car crashes they’ll be mince meat
Fake… those wheels are magic
seems like Tucows is moving to another datacenter.
who has cookies, because they have the milk.
hey, im the only wolf on this blog!*stares*
I don’t even have a witty comment, it just made me laugh so much. They have SO many cows in their car.
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com
looks like a win to me
“You’ve got to hand it to the Germans, they build great cars!”
i thought it’s a HONDA?
Nope, it’s a VW Golf…
np: New Order – Shellshock (John Robie Mix) (Low-Life Extras)
…with leather seats.
THERE you are!
*SMOOCH!*
*SMOOOOCH!*
I needed that…
Ooh, that means you’ll also need, this…
*SMOOCH!*
..and this…
*SMOOOOCH!*
…and this!
*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!*
Fonda don’t got a motor in the back of her HONDA….
Wow, I’m waiting for the after pic when they’ve made cow pies in the front seat.
Photoshopped!
How is this a fail? Evidently it works just fine and he saves on both vehicles and gasoline. So what if he has to clean up afterwards? I call it a WIN!
It’s amazing what people will do to let them drive in the carpool lane
Hey! That’s a picture from my honeymoon.
It´s not really a fail. The car was modifed to transport those cows. The farmer sayed that the cows liked it becorse its heatet
. (as saw in ORF (Austrian Television)
THAT’S JUST CRUEL
Wow, we used to transport a goat or two in the station wagon when I was growing up, but they had far more room than that. The cattle always got to ride in a stock trailer.
In America we have trucks and trailers that can haul livestock, which is nice, cause then they do not shit in your glovebox.
LOL – thanks!
poor cows. Im proud to be vegetarian if all farmers do this.
You obviously don’t know much about farmers if you think they’d all follow in this lunatic’s footsteps.
HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THOSE COWS IN THERE?!
this is sick and wrong. the person who took this picture should call the police. this is an outright abuse of animal rights and the abusers deserve to go to jail.
And Jailusers deserve to go to abuse. Wait a minute, I got something wrong here…
This is most definitely a fail, and not a funny one at that. The way cows and other sentient creatures besides humans are treated in this country is deplorable. They feel just as uncomfortable as we would in that situation, probably more so.
Two cows, one car.
How very Moooo-ving.
Oh that poor cow
The cow is being successfully transported….this is COW TRANSPORTATION WIN!
Depends on who you ask…
something you dont wanna hear
“mom, i think the cow has to go bathroom!”
XD I’ve transported llamas like this. You’d be amazed how many farm animals you can fit in a car!
You know, even if it’s a photoshop, the cows look so miserable…
Wow, i just read the comments, because I realized by the license plate, that this shot was taken in Tyrol (Austria), and there seem to be a lot of people from Austria.
Nice!
Griass enk olle mitanaund
passt schon…
First post!
I’m sure those cows can’t be fully grown, but I’m still mightily impressed that they managed to get both of them in the car in the first place.
That is insanely cruel.
Insanely cruel would be hanging them on steel hooks by the ribs outside the car. Wondered maybe this was an emergency, and the cows were transported to the vet quickly?
Happens all the time here (France) – I meet the farmer down the road driving along with a sick calf on the passenger seat of his car. As you say, done in an emergency.
well that is a possibility. but even then if these people were serious cow farmers then wouldn’t they have a real way of transporting them?
As far as they’re concerned, it *is* a real way of transporting them! Gets them from A to B – job done.
And why would you get out a huge great animal transporting truck just to take a couple of small cows to the vet (say)?
But then I’m a vegetarian, so I might have it all wrong.
Depends on your definition of serious. I take one cow very seriously, they are expensive to buy and expensive to feed. Even the smallest trailer you could use to haul two calves has to be drawn by a pickup. Can you justify buying a pickup just to haul your milkmaker twice, or three times?
it`s in austria
but it looks lika a fake…2 cows in thata small car?
Those are calves. If these babes were full grown, that would be over a ton of beast and its frame would drag the ground. As it is, those are maybe 400-500 pounds and I’ve seen some Scooter Surfers at Wal-Mart weighing more than that get into a a handicrap-mobile not any bigger than that.
please don’t poop in the car, please don’t poop in the car.
What’s really cruel is – the windows are up!
Everyone knows that cows love to stick their heads out of the window when driving.
You are a vegetarian victoriporn? I am too! Ive never met another person who was!
Perhaps it would have been more practical to hitch the cattle to the bumper and let them do the work. Save the gas. I can’t really make fun of someone using what they’ve got to get their steak, though, and those Herefords will provide plenty of it!
Well, there goes the new car smell!
Aw, that poor cow.
Well, actuallythe farmer did this to spare the cows the cold they would’ve suffered from when he transported them in a normal transporter.
This shot stirred up some dust in local Austria (see http://www.vol.at/news/welt/artikel/bauer-transportierte-kaelber-aus-tierliebe-in-pkw/cn/apa-114735932) and the farmer has to face a lawsuit – the police are not yet sure, what they are arresting him for ^^
i once transported a sheep in the back of a suzuki samurai, we were getting a “lamb” for my ffa project and someone borrowed our truck, we thought it was gonna be a cute little lamb, but nooooooo it was huge over a year old.
it craped and peed constantly, i was sitting in the back holding her so she wouldnt stumble, covered in extrament, my dad pulls in the a mcdonalds and the sheep stuck her head out the window and started bleating at the call box the girl at the other end could not contain her laughter, dad asks me if i wanted anything, i said um no would you want anything if you were back here.
we cleaned up the samurai best we could, and when we got the truck back it was pretty badly damaged with dead rats and new dents, as well as busted plastic on the seatbelts, my dad did not feel bad about what we did to the guys car (yah it was not ours on top of all this) and every time the guy mentioned (and for years after) man my car smells so werid like there was an animal back there.
my dad just giggled to him self about it when ever he complained, of course the guy never asked for the truck again lol.
i feel for those cows i know how it feels
FUNNY – I remember as a child going to town with Grandpa. We came home with a calf in the back seat of his car.
Guess he wasn’t ‘planning’ on buying it when we went to town.
~J~
I saw something like this back around 1988 or so. It was a big old-school station wagon stuffed to the gills with kids and a woman, parked in a sweltering K-Mart parking lot in August. I guess the driver just popped in to buy something real quick. What originally caught my attention was all those kids, who had to be miserable in the stifling Louisiana heat… and then I noticed the two young-uns petting on the baby calf in the very back. I can’t even imagine what it must have smelled like in that vehicle…
I suspect it’s a 5 door. Otherwise the Cow’s are quite good in crawling.
Anyway the cow’s are in the back – it’s a Tie
That’s Serbia I think.
No, it`s not. It`s Austria, Tyrol.
Wow. And I thought I’d done well stuffing just one piano into my mk IV Golf…
What you dont know, he was allowed to drive that Car, so its not a FAIL.
And it happend in Germany.
omg, do they really do that?
aahw !!!!
poor things =”[
Oh my gosh, that’s terrible! The cow looks so sad!
OMG my dad once did that to a sheep!
OMG thats in Tirol / Austria …. lol
Could be my grandpa …
This is fucking stupid
I don’t see how anyone can find this amusing… and for whoever said it’s better because the cattle are warm… cattle are actually much better adapted to cool/cold temperatures than to heat.
I call WIN!
this is fucking awful..
Thats not funny………… scumbags
Only in Russia lol!!!! We should try that in US. I cant wait for FOX news to be all over it and other tv station 2 lol The driver is not in his/her right mind and needs professional help. Poor cows : (
I thought those cows were tied up santa clauses
This ain’t legal…
PAINT FAIL
LAWL POOR COW