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Ball Kicking Win, Surely!?
Oh definately. He’s a pro.
Yeah. Two balls with one kick.
Beat that Ronaldo
Meet the Donald ho?
Same team kids Same team!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank goodness for descended testicles!
Well, they sure are descended now.
Kid’s form is all wrong.
He’s not eye gouging or anythings.
this is why i think childeren shudnt play football till the age of 7
it soccer? and hes probaly 9 are you from england they call in soccer here
Uhh yhea, we invented it, what you call “football” is american footbal. Real footbal is British football.
Actually what we call football is Australian football, but since we’re IN Australia, we just call it football. The rest of the world calls your sport Soccer, you should tag along ^^
American football is Grid Iron (which is odd, coz that’s just the name of the field and we don’t call Cricket “Pitch” or “Field”. Silly English language…. Your fault 8D )
stupid Americans, can’t even spell
Honestly, im intrigued with what the third kids facial expression is.
he looks like he wants something.
Like some delicious ‘orange juice’
NO! BOGGY WANT TROLL JUICE!
GIVE ME TROLL! NOW!
OI FELLOW TROLL
taco taco.
epic. win.
LOOKS LIKE OBAMA!!!
It shouldnt be a sin…
ouch.
OH
MY
F***ING
GOD!!
THERE ARE PEOPLE JUST LIKE ME OUT THERE IN THE WORLD!!
I’m JUST like you. We should be mates
No. They’ve ascended….. and pretty high up after that kick.
WIN
Well, three balls actually.. (if, ofcourse, nothing screwed with the likely expectations)
Wouldn’t it be 3? xD
two points!
Just a few years and it will be a soprano-singer WIN. The redhead will be grateful then!
Really, it’s his fault for being a redhead anyway.
Don’t you start on redheads. It is not our fault nor is it an affliction. I hate people who do that, I imagine you are the sort of person who just blends in, well have fun being just like everyone else.
Calm down, ginge!
You guys are talking about redheads like they’re another race…now we’re
judging people by the color of their hair? What is this world coming to?
the world is coming to the Blondes!
No; it goes to brunettes. Blondes are made fun of because they’re stupid.
true.
i believe you meant to say the world is coming *on* the blondes
Well played, sir.
Sense of humor FAIL
its because gingers don’t have souls :/ you must have a soul to have humor
Cartman is your friend, isn’t he?
I WISH!!! lol
Sense of humor WIN
Ginger snapped.
Agreed, how is this not labeled win!?
For some reason I feel the urge to jump on your head.
*jumps into warp pipe and exits thread*
Awww. I wanted to see you jump on his head.
*pouts*
I’ll do it, I have baseball cleats
Are you gonna steal his points for jumping on his head?
Its not labeled win because it was friendly fire, they are on the same team. If, however, it was another team, by all means, make it a win
He’s not kicking him in the balls. He’s helping him up the few extra inches to reach the ball!
Maybe, but quit calling me Shirley!
Looks to me like a “Teammate FAIL!”
Its called teamwork people! He gave him that small boost that required him to headbutt the ball!
Oddly enough, it does seem that way doesn’t it? Obviously a move perfected after weeks, maybe months of dedicated preparation. The team must have some very avant-garde training methods… I wonder what their practices must look like.
His “balls” may not have dropped yet. Win for scrote kicking. Fail on Balls ever dropping.
It would definitely be a Win! if it was a member of the opposite team…
i love the look on the kids face that’s standing behind them, just sticking his tongue out and looking furious.
i gess
Uh-greed!
the kid kicking looks like voldemort
He won’t get children anymore…
And the blond kid in the back is the cherry on the cake
His face is pretty hilarious.
He was ball kicked 5 seconds ago.
Hah, the little black dude must be on a ball kicking rampage then.
Red Card, Ref!
He’s lining up his kick toward the kid in the middle, whose ball collection is so delightfully unprotected… This is the new version of Bri-ish football, so popular in the Bri-ish countryside these days, where the actual ball is just a prop and the real object of the game is to inflict pain and agony by kicking each others’ bad touch globules.
Children can be SOOO cruel.
Yet it’s entertaining.
that comment = WIN.
Dude, same team!
So, bonus fail?
Maybe this is a similar tactic to Rugby, where the other players will hoist one guy up to grab the ball. The little foot-to-ball guy, is merely getting the other guy high to head the ball. I have a feeling that their team manager may be Steve-O..
insert ‘enough’ where you see fit..
That’s enough of that.
*sees fit*
Phwoaarrrrrrrrrrr.
*inserts enough*
That’s not enough, that’s only halfway inn!
Ouch, careful! that’s more than half!
Keep up with the force–don’t stop! Don’t stop until you get enough.
Push it all the way in and do it hard.
Ooh…ice!
Honestly, I never intended this to be via burglary.
Momentum transfer win.
They practiced that for hours at training.
And the ginner kid dives to the ground clutching his face to get a free-kick.
Hehehe.
Stupid divers can never decide where their fake injury is.
I’m pretty sure he’ll be clutching the right part of his body this time.
Hopefully they hadn’t descended yet.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again…
I’m soooooooooooo glad I was born female!
I’m glad you were, too.
Hee…!
So he’s italian?
Wasn’t it a Brazilian who did that near a corner flag after he’d been hit in the shins?
The one I was thinking of is around the minute mark on this youtube video.
I especially liked the scene with the coach who made this ridiculous attempt to headbutt a player and then both are having a diver-reflex. The coach was fired shortly thereafter (it was in the Bundesliga).
I’ve found another vid, click my name! The comment is in German, but it’s not necessariy to understand the words.
Sadly, I don’t think that video is viewable outside of Germany. When I clicked play a big red sign came up forbidding the play of the video.
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Given how often they fall over, I think footballers are some kind of anti-weeble.
Thankyou for posting it though.
Too bad. Maybe this one works?
Boy, do I feel stupid. Hang on.
*hauls comment up*
Yes, thankyou Hahahaha. It’s so funny to watch him crumple like that after several steps.
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I prefer lower league football where there tends to be less of that.
*phew*
Ta-daa!
Oh come on! Half the fun in football is watching the player’s antics.
One my favorite moments in football was when a goalie decided he’s not going to get any balls near him and he hung a swing up from the goal.
My name shows one of the greatest moments in football.
I still laugh at it even though it’s years old now.
Funny Mikey… Nothing like being stiffed by a 6 year old (or whatever age)
What was that? I understand German but sadly I am at work and have no sound. Did that guy in white give the keeper the Touch of Death, you know, like they gave Bruce Lee?
Well, some sort of poisoning would be the only acceptable explanation for this.
Perhaps he whispered something about “hope” and “change”…
Oh, and you meant Rivaldo btw. The former brazilian keeper Dida had a good one, too, when a fan was running on the field, pats Didas shoulder slightly and Dida fell down several seconds later (at first he was angry, obviously considering to chase the fan…).
Thankyou, I couldn’t remember his name.
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God yes, I remember that. That was hilarious. There was a massive uproar about how he’d shamed the game with his actions. I can’t believe he tried to get away with that.
I’m always wondering what’s up with these people. They KNOW they’re on camera but they’re still doing it. Massive sportsmanship fail! I heard british fans boo even at their own team when somebody performs a diver?
Yes. A lot of British fans boo players on their own team for behaviour they disapprove of.
That really is great! I wish German fans would also do that. But sadly it’s rather “my team, right or wrong”.
All the pundits have criticised the fans in the past for booing the national team before as well. The English do complain about everything though.
Oh really? I thought whining when everything isn’t that bad was a German speciality. It seems to be more universal than I thought.
I think it’s a human thing.
I think it’s a *SQUEEEEZE!* thing.
No, it’s a Sergio Garcia deal. “That little gust of wind just blew to the left at the wrong time and so I lost strokes.”
Haha, I remember that. Wasn’t that at a Champions League match at Celtic or something?
Yes. The video link is in my 5:28 comment.
Epic WIN!
Ball Kicking WIN, Captioner FAIL.
He’s obviously giving his team mate a helping foot so he’s able to reach that header.
its obvious, he just helped his teammate reaching the ball
People, you heard that from several sources now. It’s official.
Looks more like ball kicking win to me. Unless you’re the kid getting kicked in the balls.
That… is the most obvious thing posted in this thread.
Don’t continue to read the comments or else you will cry.
Photographer WIN.
Getting this shot must have taken some skill.
But most probably just luck.
Those kids were over it by the eighth take.
Yeah and getting that half naked guy on the back took many skills
owned.
Wrong ball(s).
Maybe he got back for what the whites did to his people
Wow, the whole concept of reparations just got redefined!
I hope this new concept won’t become too popular. I’m white!
Depends what you’re surname is, he’s going around kicking people in alphabetical order.
You’re getting worse.
I thought it was an adequate reply???
The martinis led you to believe otherwise.
Maybe if I had put ‘your getting worse’?
if you had put ‘your getting worse’if
I would put ‘your getting cold’
Oops!
I blame it on the sidecars.
All the empty glasses are piling up in front of my monitor, blocking my sight.
…What was that fail about?
Sommin’… dunno… wait
*pukes*
I agree. I giggled.
Did anyone else notice the half-naked guy on the back?
Public Decency Fail
Mmmh – no. Where?
bottom left
shirt is on head
Now I see him! I assumed that was some sort of mascot… But still, I have to disagree. When it’s a warm day and you’ve been playing football in the park it’s ok to change your shirt afterwards, imho.
Or when you play skins v shirts.
Jumpers for goalposts eh?
I can’t wait for summer! Football in the park, grilling, beer, half naked women, mosquitos – wait, screw the mosquitos.
What? No! Screw the women, swat the mosquitoes!
Hehe – language fail. You’re right!
Well Mikey–some guys (and gals!) like to swat the women, too…
Maybe you should take a field trip to the Spankme building.
You know, I’d heard that in the UK there’s a prejudice against ginger kids, but this is ridiculous!
And before they kicked him they put him in a bright orange strip as well.
That’s why he got kicked. He was just an orange blur in the way of getting the ball.
A prejudice?? No no no…they’re just killed at birth…this little beggar must have been a bald baby…
The kicker is an Iraki terrorist training to kick prince Harry in the balls.
That makes you an Iraqi terrorist? Sh*t, and here all this time I was thinking it was my patriotic duty as an American to kick a British royal in the balls if given the chance. (Kidding, of course!)
clicky
I got to where they said “mother’s and father’s” and had to close the tab.
I don’t like to get made, but I love to see red.
*reaches up to remove hairpins…*
*leans in close, puts face next to yours*
*waits in anticipation for the imminent sunset*
*…pulls out one pin*
*hair falls just a little*
*heart races, time slows to a halt*
*…pulls out second pin*
*two tendrils fall down back*
*slides a hand straight up the back to greet them*
*firmly clutches around your waist with the other*
*…pulls out third pin*
*curls fall down back like a waterfall*
*is thrilled by the light touch on the face as the curls land and bounce away*
*senses the illusion of being showered in Champagne as the light sparkles through the coils and curves*
*feels slightly tipsy*
Dang, there was no comments when I first saw this. lol~
Nevermind. There’s some here to read now, champ.
Funny how they just magically appear, eh?
One of my favourite books as a kid was “Serendipity”. I still have it.
Was that by the same people who did “Flutterby”?
? And you did not feel an urge to first-comment?
Oh my, this is priceless, every single part of the picture is 200% awesome.
Ycare, you are mistaken. This picture can be displayed in an algebra formula.
If F is Fail pic and A is awesomeness then this would be displayed as thus…
F=AxA or A²
Sorry, I prefer T with my A.
You prefer tea with your A? What are you, British?
Are you saying ALL british people drink tea?
im british BTW
Is that kid in the background creeping anyone else out?
Definately.
Okay Ry, I believe you now ^.
Where is the girl wonder today?
How can you be sure Cam is a man?
What more proof do you need??
Pull down his genes.
The kicker actually protected the ginger kid. The kid in the background was about to lick Ginger’s balls but the brown kid kicked his friend out of reach.
Now ginger reconsidered his priorities and henceforth wants his balls rather licked than kicked.
They must be married.
Yelling boy is not happy… I wonder what the whole story is about that picture.
Don’t worry. I will take much better care of your equipment than that when we play a sport.
Warms my heart to see true sportsmanship of the Mookie variety…
Then we won’t need any referee. And that makes sense because we don’t follow any rules.
As always, you are right. I think I will need these kneepads, though.
Do not forget to wear the socks with the colors of your favorite team.
You’d better pace yourself, because this game is sure to go into overtime.
Yes, the match will have a tight scoring, I foresee plenty of goals, our defenses seem to be very relaxed.
I love this game, and I love the team captain.
I love this game and I love how you are able to be a cheerleader and a star team player at the same time.
Yelling boy is son of Mr. Hershey’s.
Well obvs the boy who “is not happy” is just runniing. He is on the opposite team trying to get to the ball also. What’s really funny is that the ball kicking boys(pun intended hah) are on the same team.. I wonder if he ever lived it down.
He’s on the same team
The kid in the back obviously have some dirt on the ballkicking kid and blackmailed him into doing it. I’m guessing he caught him [insert explanation here]…
Isn’t football great? It makes me feel good to be British.
Yeah, all the voilence instilled in us from such an early age! Rule Britania! Someone fetch me a pint!
*ponders the old “Don’t Tread On Me” flag…*
What the deal with you Brits and your feet, anyway? Appears the colonists hadda clue…
What do you mean by “Whats the deal with you Brits and your feet anyway?”
I am extremely offended.
Yes, thankyou
Hahahaha. It’s so funny to watch him crumple like that after several steps.
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I prefer lower league football where there tends to be less of that.
Oh you complete dipstick. How the hell did you manage that?
You’ve had one too many martinis.
Pretty early for a martini.
He ment that the Martinis he had in his time already caused permanent damage.
It has to be 7 am on Christmas somewhere.
Christmas Island?
Yes. Cheers!
FIRST!
Call me when that gets funny.
The kid getting kicked is the ball hog of the team so the kicker kid is teaching him some thing. The redhead kid wants a lick at his balls too.
shouldnt this be a win?
he hit 2 balls
good point!
that guy hit 3 balls. 1 by kicking the other guy into the football, and the other 2 by kicking the guy…
but i guess its a fail maybe because its they’re in the same team
Kicker by proxy?
It’s a win… He’s just helping him to reach the ball. (by hitting his ball ye, but win has a price.)
The guy in the red is getting ready to catch the guys testicles in his mouth
FALCON KIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Family planning win?
Birth control win!
She won’t be playing soccer anytime soon win
Technically he booted two balls with one kick….
Win?
I’ve heard of killing two birds with one stone, but not killing two stones with one kick!
That’s how Chuck Norris does it.
Do Americans have ‘spot the ball’ competitions, where the ball has been airbrushed out of the photograph and you have to put an X where you think it was based on the positions of the players? This is the perfect picture for that… although ‘spot the balls’ might be a better title.
this is the last game of his career.
Definitely a win. You can tell he has enough momentum to get through to the real ball over the kids head. And his tiny little nuggets will go flying too.
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dudes, he’s kicking his own teammates ball(s)
Bad disguise, funnyboi.
*snork*
Epic team-kill!
he kicked em so hard his balls came out his head
Wow really fugly kids.
*squish*
I’ll have a blueberry smoothie.
with acai
keeps away cancer
Can I substitute pomegranate juice? It’s almost as healthy, and acai tastes like mulch mixed with battery acid.
Let’s just mix the pomegranate juice with vodka. I need a stiff drink.
Done!
*makes a round of pomegranate martinis*
Oooh! *plops down at a suitable distance from AA & DW* Bartender, may I have one, please?
You can hate wins, therefore making it a fail blog. (personal arguement win)
Id say its a WIN
FATALITY!
I thought the fail was the kid with the two heads.
Then I saw the bottom half of the picture.
That dirty kid behind is trying to sneak up with some tongue action
To be perfectly honest, it’s not a fail if he was trying to do this.
no.1 rule in football
never take your eyes off the ball
sombodys wishing their teammate knew that aswell
Good comment inv you make a good point. and have clearly pointed out that this is a bigger fail than first expected.
Good thing it wasn’t a header….
this is nuts!
or were…?
This is totally a teamwork win. there’s no way that kid could have hit that ball without transferring his energy through the medium of his teammate.
Yee, I see, and the pain is being linked to the guy in the background.
I have read all of the comments and this one is the best… by far.
Kudos.
This is awesome.
sad thing is it was his own teammate kicking his balls
His teammate is just trying to get credit for the assist. Look at that determination!
holy jeez.
We’ve all heard about killing two birds with one stone. This kid just killed three children with one kick.
Moment of silence for victim’s unborn children.
Lol No more father’s day
i am a girl and that looks painful to me.
Two-headed best claims another victim…
Gah, BEAST. >.<
Dude, wtf? That should be an epic WIN!
I play soccer, what league is this that kids that young are wearing soft ground cleats? The kid getting his balls destroyed is wearing special cleats, for playing when the ground is soft….crazy
He’s wearing studded football boots ‘cos that’s what you wear to play football, oddly. Especially in the winter when it’s muddy.
Should clarify: Certainly I wore studs when I was forced to play football at school.
and yet, the first thing I notice is “Hey, he’s wearing the adidas Predator Pulse David Beckham edition from 3 years ago.” I really need to stop memorizing the cleats section of soccer.com…
WIN! not fail, clearly mislabeled
Exactly has to be a win! three balls in one go!!!
Well that’s one way to kick balls.
there are few others…
People! The guy kcking the other guy is a shaolin monk! can’t you see that? He’s just practising for when he’s older, so that he can get into a Jacki (sp?) Chan movie…
he is just giving him a boost up so he can get the ball lol
ginger had it coming
It should be an Epic Win.
Why kick 1 ball, when you cna kick 2?
Foul!!! RED CARD…. For kicking “someones” ball =o
FALCON KICK!!!!!
What’s ginger doing wearing a Liverpool strip anyway? Isn’t this competitive football? I never realised people kicked each other in the balls JUST FOR FUN. :O
LOL FAIL XD
This is a Teamwork fail, notice uniform colors.
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fail or win? definitely win. and they’re on the same team! haha!
The kid kicking looks like he’s actually really old.. Not like, 6..
Everything about this picture just screams fail.
Actually, I think he did good at ball kicking.
Flacon Kick!!
Testicular rampage!!!!!!!
This ain’t fail, this is win
The fact that the kid kicking has his eyes closed assures us that there is no chance that whites kids balls were left unharmed.
He is just lifting him to reach the ball, so it is a win XD
w-e he almost don’t have any at that age xD
Ball Kicking Fail? Looks like he’s doing it just fine to me…
bye Johnny. Hello Jade!!!!
DEPENDS ON WGICH BALLS YOURE TALKING ABOUT..
sry ppl I meant which
jeez and its his own teammate! haha
What the hell’s wrong with that guy in the background…??? Never actually seen anyone scream like that… ever!!!!
THIS IS A WIN!
what the hells up wiht the kid behind him????
Haha! Conservation of momentum!
…why is there a black kids head on his shoulder and a white kids body underneath. o_o
Haha. More like ball kicking success.
Epic teamwork win – Check out that header – Errr… Boost – or is that Boots?
DEMONS BE GONE!!!!!!!!!!
But wouldn’t this be a win to…?LOL He did kick some balls.LMAO
oh win, for srs.
Oh you poor bastard. Well at least he won’t have to worry about knocking up some broad when he gets older.
owchie
Wrong ball, dude.
He just gave him a lift.
and he was kicking his own team mate too lmao
that ladies and gents is how you hit warp speed.
Whats up with the kid in the back? The white one…whats up with that?
say goodbye to those dreams of having kids
Looks like a win to me
Little obama playing football?
wow. kicked in the balls and in the face at the same time……………………………………………hahahahahahah!!!!!!!
ball kicking win!
ginger deserved it
that kid will never have kids. hahahaha
Lawlz.
They’re on the same team.
The red kid wants some too ! Look at is tombe
heh
DARN theres a double fail ad right above this fial and i dont have a camera D:
that kid that’s kicking kinda looks like obama
Hey now you all play nice
That must hurt aaaaand he wont have any children
thats a true pain as….i mean balls
TEAMKILLER
Jonny!! u only kick the kids on the OTHER team in the nuts!
FALCON KICK!
team spirit fail? x)
wats the kid in the red doing with his face? lol
That nutshot is a win in my book.
a-ha-ha, funny pic =)
haha look at that kid in the back
I was about to say that e.o
wrong ball, kid
my adult movies girl come here plz
haha look at the kid in the back
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Who is Messi from them?