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That man’s got balls to try that.
balls of ice
iced balls
FIRST!
denied
I want those glasses.
entrepreneur win!
I agree.
Hey, you gotta do something to make money in this economy.
Plus kida these days are too lazy to make their own snowballs.
I’d buy one, for sure. I’d have a good laugh with him.
That would be a win for the seller, and a fail to you for buying!
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You turn me on.
Now from the makers of Frozen Water- Frozen Waterballs. Work just as great as snowballs.
im betr dan u. wut you gana do bout it huh?
Writing in correct english for example.
lol
i c wut u did ther
o god again how do people keep seeing?
wockawockawocka WIN!
sorry, my bad.
i meant feyn WIN!
i looked at the wrong comment
And you failed.
Go back to cheezburger loser.
This site is for people with a REAL sense of humor.
Or should I say
Gu bak tu cheezbugr loozr
Dis syte ish fer peepl wiff a REEL sens uff humr
Anybody with me?
i’m a frequenter of both sites, but yeah, this isn’t the place for lolspeak.
learn to spell, jackass.
That’s not a fail. That is genius. fridges to eskimos and all that.
That is old news, I knew guys who protested capitalism by selling snowballs back in the 80’s. This guy is not original.
Those are some excellent quality snow balls. Very clean, well packed, and uniform. Look at the snow behind him. He doesn’t use street snow – it’s imported.
He’d have better luck selling them on eBay.
You can sell wind and air from Katrina, I’ll bet you could sell snowballs from an Avalanche that killed three people just as well…
Have to pay extra for snow containing dirt,rocks, or bloodstain.
DUDE!! Really? My school is going on a snow trip on the 27th!
I’ll have to bring my dynamite collection…
What’s the fail? He’s being enterprizing!
Counsellor Troy, I’m with you. But then, I give money to buskers for the same reason. Meh.
marketing win?
What the picture doesn’t show is that he’s actually in Los Angeles during the lunchtime rush. See, that’s the fail…
uhm… maybe because it’s silly to sell snow? and anyway, there’s snow everywhere! look at the picture.
Besides, 100 of what? us dollars???
That would be $1.00 US.
If a wall street banker wanted to throw a snowball at someone, i’m sure he would outsource the making of the snowball to this guys for more than a buck, easy!!
*is from U.S.*
our symbol for money ($) which I think may be translated into like euros or something actually used to be a U ontop of a S and the bottom of the U was dropped for some reason and then people figured it was easier to use one slash.
In other words yes petruza and no d-slay
I would like 10 snowballs please.
No sh*t, I’d buy one of those to reward him having a go.
If he was 12 years old I’d buy a couple…
If he was 12 years old, and his cute mum was there, I’d buy a few.
There is no way that face came out of a cute mom.
Must be a pott baby.
Buy one, then hold him up with it and take the rest.
This was set up.
Of course it was. All store fronts are set up, otherwise you wouldn’t be tempted to buy anything.
I reckon it’s an honour system, and he’s getting tempted by all those nice balls layed out like that.
not to mention all the snowballs, too.
Comment win
photoshopped, yes. I can make my photoshop ball in four times the time it takes to make them from snow and to take a picture of them.
Wow, coz everyone cares
You missed the sarcasm in cosmo’s tone.
How many balls can you photoshop at one time?
How did he make snowballs that were so perfectly white and clean? Look at the rest of the snow, it’s filthy!
well, he is a good seller, he knows what people want. Of course, he invested some time and thought into it, he not just formed the snow into balls.
He imported the snow all the way from Greenland, where they make the whitest and purest snow.
Therefore 1 dolla is cheap, fellow. Buy three of them, then you have either one snowman, or you get a second chance and a third one, if the first throw does not hit.
While reading your comment I imagined it was in the voice of Mitch Hedberg. Worked very well, too.
I see what the fail is, they’re not snowballs. They’re miniature headless snowmen.
Or they are the decapitated heads of slightly larger miniature snowmen.
By god, and he’s taken off the eyes and nose so they can’t be identified? He’s a criminal mastermind!
I bet he melted the rest of the bodies in an acid bath. Or a warm bath.
It’s official, we have a serial snowman killer on our hands. Frosty look out!
He is wearing sunglasses at night, like manic snowman slayer always do. The black plastic bag is very suspicious too… perfect to get rid of useless body parts.
We need no more proof, lets make him pay for what he has done to all our innocent snowmen!
Take it easy on him. These are difficult times and he snapped. Some guy named Stuart is selling his house on the next fail. He lost touch with reality after losing his job and they foreclosed on his house. The plastic bag is full of all his belongings, not body parts.
Put yourself in his shoes! What would you do? Could you handle the stress any better?
Well, he could make an iglo and eat the snow. That’s what I would do.
Where will we get the whale blubber, though?
The correct name for that is “spermaceti”, if memory serves me right.
Isn’t that what comes in condoms and makes a guys junk taste all nasty? Well, nastier than it already does.
I guess that is a “no” for the bukkake party invite, then…
Are you paying?
Yes, he could eat the snow…after all, it isn’t yellow.
Good Lord, it’s Corey Hart! He wore his sunglasses at night. Oh, how he’s fallen from those heady days when he was the cool new talent from Canada (no pun intended with the “cool” reference)…
yes, and you have to buy three of them, in order to have one snowman…
Or headless zombie snowmen. Dammit, my zombie-plan didn’t cover snow zombies. What do I do?
Call your local zombie provider and/or voodoo priest. I’m sure he will have the answer.
Would they have experience in these matters? Stereotypically zombies and voodoo priests are from warmer, tropical climes unlikely to see snow aren’t they?
There you go again, just lumping all the zombies in together. Sheeesh!
You’re right DrB. I would like to formally apologise to any zombies from non-tropical climes for any offence I may have caused.
That’ll cost you an arm and a leg, I bet.
They’ll tear me to pieces in court. And outside the court. And in the roads. . .
… and then sell your head on the sidewalk for a dollar.
You fellow failbloggers are hysterically funny. I’d like to thank you for your humorous contribution.
Hey, that is the best , funniest and cleverest sale I have seen for a long time. It is a pity I am not there, I would have bought at lest three of them, just to encourage him. Absolutely no fail, but thank you for the posting. Keep going, wit guy.
He needs you for his marketing dept. You could come up with selling gimmicks to show what others can do with the snowballs. Your creative genius and insight could really come in handy.
If he were 13 years old at a bngc doing this he would have made bank
oooooooooooooooh, it’s so cuuuuuuuute! he sells snowballs…
*feeling all mushy inside*
Your insides are all mushy? I told you to not eat those zombie snowballs! Now look what they’ve done to you!
They convert you into snowmen upon ingestion? We need to tell someone this.
Resistance is futile. You shall all be snowmaned.
Dammit, am being assimilated by The Berg.
He caused some problems over on Titanic Fail as well.
I thought Joe did.
I thought I did.
Who you gonna call?
Theophilus P Wildebeest.
I can’t tell.. is he selling them for $1 or $100?
Actually, let me call Verizon and ask them. They’ll know.
they are 1$, but if you want to give him 100, he would surely not object. No, please, don’t call Verizon, let this guy live.
He could be stealing instead. I like it. True.
That’s a sweet price. I’ve always had to buy by the gram.
I love it when you get a black current eye…like little surprises
Do you add the coke afterwards?
Looks like you and I are vying for the insomniac’s award.
Speaking about coke, eh?
Sure, it’s a sweet price now. But his prices will no doubt go up soon. Someone needs to impose a price freeze on this guy so that doesn’t happen.
Someone had better hike up an take a look.
*takes a look*
It’s my look now! Muahahaha!
*runs away very fast*
*opens wormhole*
*jumps into wormhole and disappears to another fail*
*closes wormhole*
yes, I agree, he is cute. of course, he stole the snow, but this is not so bad, there is so much of it around…
The yellow ones are rare, therefore more expensive.
Yes, and even more expensive because the color yellow on them is a individual, private investment, if you know what I mean. keep going, wise guy.
Whaaat? It works in World of Warcraft!
Haha, I earned a heck alot of money when I sold mine in midst June/July =D
LOL there’s snow everywhere! I can make myself my own snowball for free! Look there’s even some snow behind him. I bet this guy feels like a moron after seeing this picture.
No, you cannot! First, look at how clean they are, the snow around is so dirty already. Second, you must have the time for it. Third, you are not there. Fourth, you will not get them so round and perfect. Fifth, you will not have the pleasure to help a bright guy. Sixth, you will not have the pleasure to give someone a dollar.
Oh c’mon! 100$ for cleaning my snowballs?? That’s outrageous!
IMHO it is win, no fail.
Businessman of the year.
He for sure sells more substance than hedgefond managers did…
Definitely! WIN²
Where is that footnote?
Look down. No, further. Further. Over theeere! *points* See? There’s your footnote.
What I’m looking at now is rather an epos than a footnote.
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² win
according to dictionary.com:
–noun
a victory, as in a game or horse race.
the position of the competitor who comes in first in a horse race, harness race, etc. Compare place (def. 27b), show (def. 27).
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This is abominable, he’s been castrating snowmen!
Ice to see someone taking the initiative.
I laughed so hard my face froze.
Just as things are going so well, to yeti the cold shoulder… alas!
It’s getting a little frosty in here, was it something I said?
Whatever it was, it’s gonna hand around here perma(nantly)
I say this is the perfect coverup for some large scale coke+speed dealing! On the other hand, I doubt that he will make a lot of profit.
If he cuts it in with snow he should be raking the money in. He’s making doing cocaine cool again.
ahhh… the 80’s…. I miss cocaine.
No doubt. Caffeine just isn’t the same…
don’t be so mistrustful. Believe in the good of mankind. He will mekae some profil, because I am already on the way to buy at least three balls from him, just to reward him for being so bright.
As I’m constantly in search of cool magic tricks, I think these balls would come in handy for the “Vanishing Ball in Hand” trick. I only need to find a way to reproduce it from one’s ear.
Vicar: Doctor, I accidenty a snowball up my rectum!
Doctor: I don’t see anything there!?
Vicar: TADAA!
That explains the vicars fail! It really wasn’t a sex game, it was a magic trick.
This probes that there’s a rational explanation for everything.
HA?
*proves
Vicar: Ladies and Gentlemen, what you’re seeing here is an ordinary potato. Now you can see it, and now… uumph… it’s gone!
Since we’re having the new vicar, sermons have become a lot more entertaining. It’ll do miracles for church visit in our parish.
The only strange thing is a certain change in the pitch of his voice after he performed his tricks. He sounds somehow softer and has a different expression on his face. That must be religious rapture. I mean – what else?
I can see only win here. Best idea all winter.
Five pairs of snowballs and a single one – looks as if he actually sold one already.
…I bought it. Seemed like a good deal at the time.
It’s no small coincidence his sister is next to him selling pointy ended cups and his mom is on the other side of her selling syrup. It’s a family enterprise and it is all taking place in front of the homeless winter carnival. They even have games.
1. Rat shooting gallery (in place of ducks)
2. Blow the wino
3. Kiss the toothless baglady for $1
4. Dunk tank to sober up the winos that lost in blow the wino
So much family fun.
i would like 10 shares in that company
i am now arming the homeless with snowballs!
Looks like he actually sold one, noticed the empty spot?
I think there’s an echo in here. ^
ECHO!….Echo….echo….
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Yep, its there alright…right…ri…
epic
Reminds me of World of Warcraft
If your name indicates your favorite hobby, then almost everything should remind you of that game, I presume.
Even shamWOW?
it always reminds me of a jolly good self time. just saying.
I refuse to say what your name indicates in this case
It sounds like a pecker covered in the thickest most untreated groin cheese picked up from a primate.
Zip up your pants and get to the nearest clinic.
Oooo or it could be a Col. Mustard_Schlong, in which case it’s a weapon for use with Miss Scarlet in the library.
Oh god, he didn’t think that we could just make our own did he… o.O
That looks like NYC… good luck finding clean snow to make your own.
Not to mention those look like crowd-control barricades, which may mean he’s selling them in advance of some organization’s protest march.
I wish he’d chosen the Oscars. Could make the red carpet defilee more interesting.
A little Mad Dog 20/20 and you’ve got a nice snow cone.
Hmmmm…Snowballs….
That’s no fail, that’s a clear win!
For the people too lazy to make a snowball…
Hey it’s called capitalism. if this was China, the government would take over his little business and jack the price to $7 a ball.
Sunglasses at night in winter fail.
yep. That’s exactly the fail.
From what I can see, he’s actually sold one.
Also, there’s probably bags of weed inside each snowball.
Guys, it’s a freaking reference to the artist David Hammons. Look him up.
i was just about to say this!!!
My fiance and I have been googling and flipping pages through art history books to come up with that name for the last half hour. We were so close… He was selling Bliz-aard Balls though. This guy is creating some competition. Yay performance art!
agreed
more like sucks balls 1.00
looks like winrar!!!
Seems he misunderstood when his boss told him to sell the “ice”
Innovative, I’d call this a WIN actually, especially if someone bought them…
Man, this crisis i really f*cked up!! Last winter snowballs cost at most 50 bucks!
What about the 2 people in the background who look like they’re just about to have a punchup…
Competition for Snowball Sales?
Wow, i made typing fail and past simple fail in one comment! That’s double fail for me.
You failblog people are so clever and witty. I like y’all.
What the carboard fails to mention is that those are magic snowballs. I sold them to him for 84.99$ and threw in a bottle of votka!
don’t judge him. there might be a surprise inside!
I just saw this picture in some blog that was listing the types of Hobos.
u kno i need some snow balls maybe he should try snow squares..
smart guy
I dunno, I thought it was kind of clever.
What a stupid niqqer.
Pretty smart actually – This is how you get around no-panhandling laws.
And who the heck let you stay in, using your racist terms?
this is what I do for my SUMMER job….lol!
Maybe if it was cheaper he’d have sales. 25 cents, maybe?
people will buy what other people sell. its the law of sale.
I actually did that once…. I’m weird lol
WIN!!!!
Makes you wonder what he is *really* selling.
1337 votes win
meow
If he could sell those at AppStore, I bet he’d be rich by now.
Picture as a representation of capitalistic intent WIN!
i’d so buy one just so i can say i did
I’ve seen this dude; he got a lot of laughs. I don’t know if anyone bought any snowballs, but my friend and I had a good time talking about him
Reeeally. What city is this?
Surely a win
This guy is teasing WoW, people sell snow balls on it all the time.
No man. he is just hustlin’ dont you know its hard out their for a pimp.
wow I think i am a racist now…. help.
They might be filled with snow.
I think that is kind of adorable.
Me too. Actually it might be a ‘win.’
genius
For a dollar you’d think he try a little harder to make a nice snowball.
You haven’t seen what’s inside these snowballs, my friend.
This is from a website called superpoop, which has funny pictures with amusing captions. The caption for this one says “Rob worked the 8th avenue snowball stand for three winters in a row, unaware that his friends who had encouraged him to get into ’selling snow’ were actually referring to cocaine”
I’d buy one.
Behavioral Art Win
lol, awesome!
An artist in New York (I think it was New York) actually did this as a performance piece once. he stood on the side of the road and sold snowballs. And I believe people actually bought them, just because he was a well-respected artist.
Hurray for contemporary art!
Just an art-world tidbit for ya’ll
Does this guy have a vendor’s license? Have these snowballs been tested for lead content? Is he collecting saying taxes? Is he certified?
I’ll take a few.
This is a win!
you IDIOTS.
this is a reference to a performance piece done by artist David Hammons.
I’d buy all those snowballs, throw everyone of them at his face and then get my $11 back once he’s unconscience on the floor.
Well golly, the economy’s so bad, even snowballs are up.
i remember this, i have the newspaper article for this,
sure, he may look crazy and stupid, but it’s guys like him that invented stuff like those kitchen gadgets like the magic bullet. he plays his cards right, he’ll be living on easy street when he invents a machine that makes perfect snowballs in a flash and has Billy Mayes on the commercial for them using it to whoop shamwow Vince’s ass
it should had be a win !! this dude’s smarts!
Holy Shit! I totally saw this guy when i was in New York!!!
The guy is a winner if he can actually get anyone to buy those. Anyone who spends $1 on a snowball when they can make their own is the one who is fail.
agreed
This guy must be rich or sumtin.
WIN
Maybe they’re filled with diamonds.
Well said. I think.
You okay? You’ve been having some speaking issues lately.
Lol.
I’m looking at
Yes?
Eh?
I see a
I’m speaking in
thats bad.
you guys should check out page 4 with the webcam dance its halarious
That guy has the right idea. (:
I didn’t read through all the comments, so this may have already been said, but does anyone else see a reference to David Hammons here?