I feel sorry for all the Jews who were eaten by the Nazi zombies after the signs were changed back. Important warnings like that shouldn’t be messed with.
The signs have access panels near the bottom of the unit.
Enter the password “DOTS”
If it doesent work, the roadcrew changed it.
In this case, hold down Control and Shift and type “DIPY”
This resets the sign and makes the password “DOTS”
Then type in what you want
And you’re done!
Who wouldn’t like a laugh like that? I mean, honestly, with all the depressing news on the news channels nowadays, we all need something that will give everyone a laugh, smirk, chuckle, snicker, etc.
Take a look at the CBS Evening News at 11 PM, it’s always murder here, death there, suicide here, murder/suicide pact out there, arson here, slaughter there, etc. Seriously, this is the funniest thing I have ever seen, very nicely done.
actually.. i wouldnt even call it hacking. first of all that’s old news. second, most of those things use a factory-default password. so anyone who knows that dump password can go and change it.
fail for poor hacking,
win for good joke and media-coverage.
I wonder, why we do not have more reports like this, then. I am deeply moved by that massage and would love to see it flashed over way more headlights.
kudos to the people with the simple yet brilliant ideas : D
Just because it was easy to get in doesn’t mean it’s poor hacking. It just means that unskilled hackers could do it. Exceptional hackers could also do this. That’s like saying that boiling water makes for bad cooking…
Win for the hack (successful unauthorized activity in the sign’s systems)
Win for the joke
Fail for the road commission.
How is this a fail for poor hacking? it’s actually quite good hacking – just not very elaborate or complicated… poor hacking would be running the usual nmaps and try and actually break in – would be like a burglar climbing the drainpipe and crashing 3 windows to get in when the door was unlocked
Didn’t I warn everyone to call their local voodoo priest?
See what happens when he doesn’t get the correct order information, the zombies run all over the place.
but I believe your unable to understand and shallow mind could not understand
the fact that I was referring to the Top News Story when I said ‘fail’ and not on the fact that I had already seen it.
Please do not return with more troll outbursts in such a level, keep a tone of politeness. Oh, and did you see my donkey anywhere around? Yeah, he gets lost everytime. That little jackass.
*Channels Sesame Street and sings* “One of these trolls is not like the other… One of these trolls doesn’t belong… Try to notice that Lindsay’s more of a troll than the other by the time I finish this song…” *Changes the channel*
Me too! I’m so glad I got a chance to see it before they took it down. The zombie-themed warning was definitely the best one they could have come up with. I saw another hacking recently that followed the one here in Austin. I forgot where it was, but it said something about “raptors ahead.”
What gets me is that even when people are warned they don’t take the warning seriously. When the zombie apocalypse begins people will march right into their arms. We’re doomed!
Culture jamming is an individualistic turning away from all forms of herd mentality – including that of social movements – and by that definition, culture jamming is generally not treated as a movement. Culture jamming is not defined by any specific political position or message, nor even by any specific cultural position or message. The common thread is mainly an urge to poke fun at the homogeneous nature of popular culture, often by means of guerrilla communication (communication unsanctioned or opposed by government or other powers-that-be).
No pastries, just shortbreads dipped in chocolate. Yummier than any danish, and you can have more than one (but not more than two, or I’ll set the E7000 on your ass)!
*loops back around to grab BondFan by the collar*
Maybe a dip in the FAIL BOG will make you think a little harder about that choice next time.
*drapes a life vest around BondFan before tossing him into the BOG*
I’ll overlook the fact that those are your fourth and fifth cookies, since you obviously didn’t get to eat the first ones you took. Enjoy them and be wiser.
Nothing to do with him being slant eyed. It’s cuz you’re a punk kid who is too scared to go be a real boy. Where’s Gepetto? He failed in making fagboi a real boy.
Pfft. This troll is a booger on a much bigger, better troll’s ass. Don’t let him fuss you, BFF. Remember…trolls are above all envious, so when you are targeted it is because you have something that they do not, and that they want.
You know, we really hate those hackers! So often we get thousands of brains lined up on the highways and then we just tear into them. It’s an all you can eat buffet, really.
And now these hackers come along and warn everyone. Well, we aren’t going to stand for it any longer. All you IT security geniuses, Bill Gates I am looking at you, get your act together! Prevent zombie starvation.
wait, does anyone understand the meaning of nazi zombies? google nazi zombies call of duty world at war. clearly these hackers were just video game fanatics. brilliant video game fanatics.
I was wondering the same thing, when this hit the radios everyone was laughing about it but only a few of people actually understood it was a secret level on COD 5…
I doubt most people would, but I tend to fill my head with unless facts.
Never know when it might be a question on a game show and win me a million bucks….
I know! I love watching Jeopardy. Information just sort of sticks in my head, especially when it’s completely irrelevant.
I rarely study for tests or exams… if I pay attention in class, I can usually just remember everything I need to.
I haven’t seen that movie in forever, and yes foxes are awesome creatures.
I miss the classic Disney movies, this newer stuff they do looks like it sucks.
Finding Nemo was good though….
*speaks kindly while trying to say something that can sound mean*
Everything here is at least a couple weeks old, but that’s because it gets filtered on the voting pages.
I think the important thing to remember is Nik S was forward thinking enough to link Failblog to it.
P.S. I saw this on the voting pages and thought, “Dang, I should have done that.” Good job Nik
I don’t remember where but hackers hacked the weather channel and uploaded their video.
So they’re showing some mountains, some green fields etc. and suddelny there’s a nuclear explosion and the screen goes dead.
Nazis…we’ve proven we can handle them. Zombies? Pretty dim-witted and unorganized. We should be able to out think them. But Nazi Zombies? That is some scary shit. Undead yet highly disciplined and organized. Scary stuff man. Scary stuff.
I think that this should read “Top Story Fail.” If this is the nightly news’ top story, they have some serious issues. There are far greater stories happening all over the world. Were they thinking, “Okay for potential top stories tonight, huge economic crisis, war in Iraq, or some douchebag pranksters. Definitely the douchebag pranksters.”
Those were no hackers. This reeks of conspiracy. We now have categorical proof that the government is attempting to conceal the reality of an undead threat to the populous. Now excuse me while I consult The Zombie Survival Guide and prepare to follow Grif to Alaska before the major freeways become choked with stalled cars from people trying to flee the major population centers (don’t want to be caught in a tasty flesh bottleneck).
I hate it when the government uses the media to cover up the truth.
There WERE zombies up ahead. They killed 32 people and it nearly broke out into a full pandemic!
Why on earth is this news team wasting so much precious time reporting THE WRONG STORY! There’s fucking Nazi zombies on the loose and they are worried about some petty hackers? Hot diggity damn.
it could actually just be a sign developer fail
apparently if you reset the sign, it resets the password to the sign’s system, and the default password is in the manual, so its a hacker free for all pretty much.
IT SAYS IN TEH BIBEL THAT ZOMBIES WILL INHERIT THE EART> READ UR BIBBEL PPL ONLY THEN WILL U BE SAVED FROM TEH END TIMES AND ZOMBIES ARE PART OF THAT MARK MY WORDS SINNERS!!!
lol, wow, people blame things on video games all the time, and the one time it’s actually caused by them (the sign was based on CoD:WaW, btw) no one notices, ironic, ain’t it.
Zombies!!! ARGH!!!
Hacking is awesome, no?
Absolutely! I admire people with that ability.
I admire Zombies with that ability.
…hands velvet self-washing and self-folding laundry…
OOooh! You’re my hero! ((bear hug))
OUCH!! *smiles*
Oh, stop! I’m not *that* strong. Although I am a P90X grad…
And a hunka hunka burnin’ velvet!
BRING IT!!! ((pinch))
I feel sorry for all the Jews who were eaten by the Nazi zombies after the signs were changed back. Important warnings like that shouldn’t be messed with.
Wing tit?
its their way of warning people of what’s to come!!
So that p90x is worth the money?
mh ?
Absolutely, adam! And don’t skip out on Yoga X, either. I think it’s the key to the whole package.
yea ya gotta do em all.. but that program is AWESOME.well worth the money
lol u said package.
Then youd love me.
To hack into the sign, there is a code you input in the back.
The code is:
DOTS
Older signs is:
Dot1 or dots1
The signs have access panels near the bottom of the unit.
Enter the password “DOTS”
If it doesent work, the roadcrew changed it.
In this case, hold down Control and Shift and type “DIPY”
This resets the sign and makes the password “DOTS”
Then type in what you want
And you’re done!
You do realize that hacking one of those is REALLY EASY.
Is this a statement or a question?
Yes.
No?
Perhaps!
Sure?
Who wouldn’t like a laugh like that? I mean, honestly, with all the depressing news on the news channels nowadays, we all need something that will give everyone a laugh, smirk, chuckle, snicker, etc.
Take a look at the CBS Evening News at 11 PM, it’s always murder here, death there, suicide here, murder/suicide pact out there, arson here, slaughter there, etc. Seriously, this is the funniest thing I have ever seen, very nicely done.
thanks for adimiring me hahahahaha
run to the hills
Why is this not road sign win?
I agree! It’s not a fail, it’s a WIN!
Definitely a win! Backpackers FTW!
Because You Are DUMB!
NO YOUUUU.
No!
It’s such a win!!!
It’s definitely a Call of Duty 5 epic win.
Get off the internet grandma…
And you’re Special.
SO HA!
Chew on that.
no sir. it is you who is dumb for insulting the person who claimed this as win.
This is definitely a win.
actually.. i wouldnt even call it hacking. first of all that’s old news. second, most of those things use a factory-default password. so anyone who knows that dump password can go and change it.
fail for poor hacking,
win for good joke and media-coverage.
I wonder, why we do not have more reports like this, then. I am deeply moved by that massage and would love to see it flashed over way more headlights.
kudos to the people with the simple yet brilliant ideas : D
You got a massage??
Lucky…
massage? flashed? headlights?
what’s on your mind?
Wait, someone’s giving out massages?
I didn’t know that zombie Nazis gave good massages.
Oh well, I guess even I’m not too old to learn something.
I didn’t know that zombie Nazi s gave good massages.
Oh well, I guess even I’m not too old to learn something new.
I am too deeply moved by massage but that’s another story…
I knew zombie massages would move you. They’re just grand, ain’t they?
Just because it was easy to get in doesn’t mean it’s poor hacking. It just means that unskilled hackers could do it. Exceptional hackers could also do this. That’s like saying that boiling water makes for bad cooking…
Win for the hack (successful unauthorized activity in the sign’s systems)
Win for the joke
Fail for the road commission.
What’s a “dump” password?
“Knock, knock. Is anyone in there?”
How is this a fail for poor hacking? it’s actually quite good hacking – just not very elaborate or complicated… poor hacking would be running the usual nmaps and try and actually break in – would be like a burglar climbing the drainpipe and crashing 3 windows to get in when the door was unlocked
i agree.
this is actually cracking. because:
1.They don’t understand how to get the password other than a factory default.
2.They are causing harmful damage.
still funny though XP
If they’re the decapitated snow zombies you probably haven’t got anything to worry about.
I have some decapitated snow zombie heads for sale.
Just $1.
We could put them on spikes as a warning!
You’re reminding me of that James Bond movie with the Voodoo in it.
I was the stunt double for Baron Samedi.
I have some depreciated decapitated snow zombie heads for sale.
Just $0.95
I have deprecated depreciated decapitated snow zombie heads for sale. They’re free, but I’d charge a $.10 restocking fee if you gave them back.
Is that $.10 or .10¢?
Aren’t those the same thing? At the very least, it’s a matter of opinion.
No. .10¢ is 1/10 of a cent. $.10 is ten cents.
*facepalm*
Thank you, pook.
Verizon math fail
Reading failblog last week fail.
Reading failblog two weeks ago fail.
This man has some cents.
We obviously have a difference of opinions here…
Sarcasm recognition fail.
It’s not like I’m a mathematician! How am i supposed to know?
Previous fail recognition fail.
Nope exactly the same amount
Also, i live in Austin, loaded my shotgun after this prankI
f only it weren’t…
Ask Verizon. It IS a matter of opinion.
http://verizonmath.blogspot.com/2006/12/verizon-doesnt-know-dollars-from-cents.html
Lol were did you go to school?
I’m not a mathematician, but half a dollar and half a cent are the same.
Okay, then, I’m going to post this on my blog…!
Don’t fret, Di, most of us got it.
I get it. Quality
I’m not a mathematician… I’m a floor manager at Verizon.
I’m not a mathematician. I’m a Verizon floor manager!?!
i accidenty the post
Didn’t I warn everyone to call their local voodoo priest?
See what happens when he doesn’t get the correct order information, the zombies run all over the place.
It’s Austin. There hasn’t been accumulating snow since the ice-age. So you should definitely be worried.
Than I think we should be worried. It’s Austin, TX. It hardly snows there.
*cues dramatic music*
Dunh dunh dunhhhh
*breathes in sharply*
I thought we had more time!
Your should Always Be Prepared for ZOMBIES!
Well, YEAH.
I agree very MUCH!
u should always be prepared for haxxors
Can we add zombies to the FAIL BOG?
lolzombies?
No, failzombies. Lolzombies belong over at ICHC.
Negatory. We need the zombies out here amongst the general populace.
Where’s my crowbar
I NEED MY DAMN CROWBAR!!!
Here’s YOUR crowbar; have you got MY DAMN CROWBAR!!!???
I NEED MY DAMN CROWBAR!!!
Here’s YOUR fire extinguisher; have you got MY DAMN FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!??? I NEED A DAMN FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!
Where’s my crowbar?
I NEED MY CROWBAR!!!!
Great double-posting fail
Meh…it was adequate at best.
if I looking for crowbar?
him name is hopkin green crowbar
I lost my crowbar
29-3228
Love, Terry
p.s. I’ll find my crowbar
Who took my crowbar?
2012 15th Ave. S
I call that a road sign WIN!
Hacker WIN!
is that a fail or a win?
i say major win.
Again, I can’t help but post a link to the “Zombeatles”…
Thank you – thank you very much -
wtf? Thats a WIN if i ever saw one!
HAHA FINALY FIRST
Into the bog with you, cretin!!
*notes tazer-lined bog approach gauntlet with approval*
*switches tazers and sensors on*
*puts detective dipshit on the conveyor belt that leads through it*
Popcorn anyone?
How do you keep getting out of your cage?
I’d call that a WIN
Not just any Zombies, NAZI ZOMBIES!!!
The Call of Duty reference = epic win
I think this should be a win not a fail
No, NAZI ZOMBIES O_o
WOOOO! Call Of Duty: World At War!<333!
hahaha i totally went by that sign.
Zombies FTW
EPIC WIN
Saw it on youtube already. Failz…
OH NOES!! you mean there’s something on the internet in more than one place?!!?!? oh that’s definitely a fail!
jackass
I see you’ve met JasonK.
She prefers to be called Lindsay, you know.
Oops. I forgot.
She is rather forgettable.
Who is?
Wha…? Oo! Cookie!
*munchity*
Enjoy! They’re shortbread dipped in chocolate today.
Mmm… my mom made special “Family Day” brownies. They have a layer of peanut butter.
Your mom makes “special” brownies?!? Dude, you have a COOL mom. Can I be adopted into your family?
*Ahem* …what I meant is, they were made especially for Family day. Other than that, they are rather mundane brownies.
*snorkity*
Brownies? Awesome!
*yoinkity*
Pardon virgin mademoiselle,
but I believe your unable to understand and shallow mind could not understand
the fact that I was referring to the Top News Story when I said ‘fail’ and not on the fact that I had already seen it.
Please do not return with more troll outbursts in such a level, keep a tone of politeness. Oh, and did you see my donkey anywhere around? Yeah, he gets lost everytime. That little jackass.
Pardon mademoiselle, but I was referring to the Top News Story when I said ‘fail’. No need to bark about and troll.
*Channels Sesame Street and sings* “One of these trolls is not like the other… One of these trolls doesn’t belong… Try to notice that Lindsay’s more of a troll than the other by the time I finish this song…” *Changes the channel*
That’s a road sign win in my book.
Ditto
its a win fo sho
agreed. win.
Yawn. Even Lyndsey’s not offering anything interesting here.
My dearest human, let us start a conversation of all crazed things.
Oh please! Might we also include some things warped and blighted?
and also odd, confusing, different, wacky and strange? Please Please?
Don’t forget bizarre! You just can’t leave out bizarre!
Okeedokiesmokie.
Somebody wheel that bizarre in here, will ya?
Of all things you forgot the awkward!
And would someone, please, get conformity the hell out of here!!!
luckily i brought chaos and the malformed to do just that.
Horus, I know you really wanted that position! But you lost that fight.
Zombies just want a hug
They’re very sensitive like that.
And they tend to like people for their brains rather than their looks.
Indeed. Zombies seem almost obsessed with brains. They can’t stop talking them.
I didn’t know Zombies could talk. I always thought they communicated via moans and groans. That sounded wrong, didn’t it?
Nope. Think Zombie Strippers. You got it right.
That movie was funny in an oddball, kinky kind of way…
Very wrong. Whatever you’ve been doing with zombies that causes them to moan and groan sounds highly inappropriate for a public forum.
but these are nazi zombies! totally different beast
eleventh
lulz
Hacker win.
ROFL! I actually saw this, i live in austin. It was the coolest thing ever. Who ever did that deserves a trophy!
Or a trollis.
Hell, a herd of trollises…
Indeed! I present this giant, solid win trophy, to the hackers (1337 H4×0r5) that altered the road sign, for such an epic win!
You fool! Do you not realise that those words are actually a magic spell that calls down a horde of Nazi zombies to your house?
Zombie Nazis really, really hate leet-speek (note how I carefully mis-spelled that.)
Well maybe they just deserve a pizza…
Me too! I’m so glad I got a chance to see it before they took it down. The zombie-themed warning was definitely the best one they could have come up with. I saw another hacking recently that followed the one here in Austin. I forgot where it was, but it said something about “raptors ahead.”
Zombies > Dinosaurs
Hands down.
tv is so fucking retarded!
OMG what a horrible act. i think it’s kind of a hate-crime against drivers!!!!!
please be being sarcastic… hmm?
I sincerely hope so, but I’m afraid maybe not. You can never be too optimistic about these
guystrolls…Tazer anyone?
I could taze the guy, but I don’t have enough approval.
* hands BF huge quantities of approval *
I needed that.
*tazes raiseer and tosses smouldering carcass into FAIL BOG monster cage*
Approval! Get your Approval Here! FREE APPROVAL!
*waves it around in the air* get it while it’s FRESH!
I’m hammykins, and I approve this message.
I’m a message, and I approve this hammykins.
Ha ha ha, and it’s true!
See, what gets me on this is that it was the top story of the night!
Well, at least YOU aren’t the top story of the night. Then we’d really know it was the slowest news day ever.
He COULD be the top story of the blight, but I’m not sayin’…
What gets me is that even when people are warned they don’t take the warning seriously. When the zombie apocalypse begins people will march right into their arms. We’re doomed!
We’re shroomed.
We’re groomed.
I just hope we’re not foomed.
Someone downpage got boomed.
How’s that a fail? It’s a hacking win
“We’re sorry, this video is no longer available.”
Youtube fail. I have seen the zombie thing before though. Awesome.
This is really your top story?
The zombie apocalypse. How is that NOT the lead story?
Top Story FAIL.
Finally! Someone actually states what the fail’s all about.
Must have been a sloooooow news day.
Anchor Leslie: “In other news tonight… um, errr, I got nuthin’… Bob?”
Anchor Robert: “Yes…. *flips through 4 pages* …zip, zero, nada here! Chuck?”
Weatherman Charles: “Aside from just being dark… *points at blank wall* …there’s no weather here in Austin tonight! Rog?”
Sports Guy Roger: “No sports of any kind were played anywhere in the world today! Back to you Les!”
Anchor Leslie: “Well, that’s it for tonight, stay tuned for 27 minutes of dead air, up next!”
mmmmmmmm zombie air…
THEIR FLIGHT JUST GOT DELAYED
PERMANENTLY
No, Nellie. zombie air would be Un-Dead Air.
Top story fail, hacking win!
Hacking win, you bet! It’s like the municipal version of “culture jamming”!
If you’re curious, like I was:
Culture jamming is an individualistic turning away from all forms of herd mentality – including that of social movements – and by that definition, culture jamming is generally not treated as a movement. Culture jamming is not defined by any specific political position or message, nor even by any specific cultural position or message. The common thread is mainly an urge to poke fun at the homogeneous nature of popular culture, often by means of guerrilla communication (communication unsanctioned or opposed by government or other powers-that-be).
Culture jamming, eh? I don’t suppose that’s anything like “Logjammin”…
have you been watching red green again?
He fixes the cable?
Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey!
Road sign WIN!
That is such win.
How is this fail?
I agree. How is a prank a fail?
More like a win to me too =D
This was definitely a win!
Well I know I would appreciate it if someone told me there were nazi zombies around.
The fail is anyone who actually got upset by this prank.
Get me my BOOOOOOOMstick
Alright, settle down there Ash.
Klaatu Verata…Necktie?
That’s not a Fail, it’s a Zombie Win!
Road sign FAIL?!?! This is an EPIC WIN!!!
Anyone ELSE wanna say this is a win? ANYONE?
Ohh! Ohh! Me! Pick Me! *waives hand frantically in air* … wait, what was this about again?
McFail not liable for loss of arm.
Objection! That arm’s non-responsive!
I’d move to strike but my striking arm’s gone dead.
Uh-oh… a dead arm is soon to be a zombie arm during this fail.
Eww! Is that a Zombie’s arm?
Put it down! Those things have germs!
Here’s a wipe.
Pfft, it wasn’t a whole arm, just the hand. *wipes own hands*
I think McFail waived the wave.
*hangs the arm from the ceiling of the mead-hall*
*waits for zombie mother to claim it*
Would you like some mead while you wait…?
That honeyed voice… Yes, please.
*licks lips in anticipation*
Hee! I like it when you like my lips like that. I wore my honey-flavo(u)red lip gloss, just in case.
How very Danish of you.
No thanks…I’m munching a cookie right up there ^^.
So no pastries? Aww…
No pastries, just shortbreads dipped in chocolate. Yummier than any danish, and you can have more than one (but not more than two, or I’ll set the E7000 on your ass)!
*considers taking 3*
*performs risk/benefit analysis*
*decides to take two*
Wise choice. Enjoy your cookies.
*takes three*
*is run over by E7000*
*curses self*
*loops back around to grab BondFan by the collar*
Maybe a dip in the FAIL BOG will make you think a little harder about that choice next time.
*drapes a life vest around BondFan before tossing him into the BOG*
I see you have things well in hand, di!
*takes a second cookie*
*…is very careful not to take a third*
AAH!! HELP!!! SOMEBODY!!! AA-
*tossed into air by FAIL BOG monster*
ARGH!!! I FEEL DIZZY!!! I REPENT!!! I REPENT!!!
Yes, I think I can manage without a *FOOOM* this time.
*lassoes BondFan around the waist and drags him onto dry land*
Next time, take two. Okay?
*stumbles arond room*
Yes, ma’am…
*carefully takes two…but not three*
I’ll overlook the fact that those are your fourth and fifth cookies, since you obviously didn’t get to eat the first ones you took. Enjoy them and be wiser.
Okay.
*munches silently and goes to sit in the corner to think about what I’ve done*
I’m also willing to pverlook the fact that you just referred to yourself in both the first and third person.
I’m also willing to overlook the fact that you used a nonexistent word.
Sigh. Bukkit please.
*SPLORCH*
Urgh. Mashed rhubarb and marmalade.
I’m also willing to overlook that fact.
*overlooks the pverlook*
D’oh!
I think you meant D’ph!
I think I asked you not to tell me what I meant, BFF.
*drops him back into the FAILbog*
Aw, not again…
*is tossed around by monster*
PLEASE!!! LET ME OUT!!! I WON’T TELL DRAGON WHAT SHE MEANS EVER AGAIN!!! PLEASE!!! I HAVE COOKIES!!!
Yes, cookies that you stole from me. That will get you no mercy. *throws a bukkit-full of Blogmonster treats onto BondFan*
I think a bigger punishment would be to sit him in front of a screen with a picture of Hershey man, with his eyes taped open.
I never stole any cookies!!! Oh no, not the treats, anything but the-YAAARGH!!!
*silence*
*dusts off hands*
So…! Who’s for a nice cup of tea?
Waaa somebody done stole fagboi’s cookie.
Why do you persist in annoying me? What have you got against me, you troll?
I guess you decided not to wait for an answer to your question, then?
Unfortunately, no.
Damn Japanese hotbloodedness! Damn defensive nature!
Nothing to do with him being slant eyed. It’s cuz you’re a punk kid who is too scared to go be a real boy. Where’s Gepetto? He failed in making fagboi a real boy.
I’m going to go with “let it go” on this one. This douchbag obviously needs your anger to fuel his dirty dreams.
D’oh! *douchebag
*KER-SPLORTCHES into the bukkit*
I hear ya, diana. I’m going to ignore this failure of a human being from…NOW!
I can’t figure out why the heck he seems to hate you so much….
You’re being sarcastic, right?
I really don’t understand him going out of his way to try and insult you or piss you off… his troll-ery is beyond my comprehension.
Indeed. Trolls’ motives are always unrecognisable.
I wonder if he sits around on FailBlog all day waiting for you to post a comment so he can get his jollies off of trolling you…
That would be sad if it were true.
That would be the most depressing thing I have heard today. I think the troll needs to crawl out of his basement more.
Yes, but doesn’t sunlight kill trolls? I thought that was why they lived underground and under bridges….
Pfft. This troll is a booger on a much bigger, better troll’s ass. Don’t let him fuss you, BFF. Remember…trolls are above all envious, so when you are targeted it is because you have something that they do not, and that they want.
Brains, for one.
You know, we really hate those hackers! So often we get thousands of brains lined up on the highways and then we just tear into them. It’s an all you can eat buffet, really.
And now these hackers come along and warn everyone. Well, we aren’t going to stand for it any longer. All you IT security geniuses, Bill Gates I am looking at you, get your act together! Prevent zombie starvation.
Save the Zombies!
Bill Gates is an IT security genius?
Gravity is a bitch!
And then you fly?
?
Total Win!!
total agreementocityness
wait, does anyone understand the meaning of nazi zombies? google nazi zombies call of duty world at war. clearly these hackers were just video game fanatics. brilliant video game fanatics.
I didn’t understand it too. I love the Nazi Zombies Mod in CoD5.
It not mod noobz, you fail.
I was wondering the same thing, when this hit the radios everyone was laughing about it but only a few of people actually understood it was a secret level on COD 5…
Still a great prank!
Totally a win.
Yeah it’s all fun and games until you get attacked by Zombies 2 miles down the road. Then you will be complain that we didn’t warn you!
tl;dw
que significa
okay, what’s it mean, I just had to say it like that since I knew that much.
It means: too long; didn’t watch
Thats a win….totally a win
Isn’t this like old?
It has been on youtube with falblog-watermark for quite some time
It’s not an official Fail until it’s been on the front page. Anything that’s still being voted on is also in that account.
Thats not a fail, thats a hacker win!
Old news. Happened 2 weeks ago.
Shhhh, people get mad on here when you say stuff like that!
This isn’t a news site, it’s a fail site.
Therefore what’s here isn’t new, it’s fail, like you, cap’n O
(Obvious not Odo)
Am I the only one thinking Odo stole his name from the Harry Potter books?
Whoops my inner nerd is showing *covers up*
Pretty sure it’s stolen from Star Trek Deep Space Nine.
Odo is from Star Trek, not Harry Potter.
There is an Odo in the Potter books too. In “The Half-Blood Prince”.
Ah, yes… well, ST Odo is more of a main character than HP Odo.
True enough, just stating the facts though.
Indeed… I’m a little surprised I didn’t catch it myself. I’m usually more up on Harry Potter references.
Hammy don’t feel bad, it was a madly obscure reference to the song a drunken Hagrid and Slughorn sing after Aragog’s funeral.
Odo the Hero I believe it was called.
I’m just too much of a HP nerd for my own good
Yeah, I realized it once Avis pointed it out. But simply hearing the name Odo, I probably never would have made the connection to Harry Potter.
I doubt most people would, but I tend to fill my head with unless facts.
Never know when it might be a question on a game show and win me a million bucks….
*useless
Sorry about that
I know! I love watching Jeopardy. Information just sort of sticks in my head, especially when it’s completely irrelevant.
I rarely study for tests or exams… if I pay attention in class, I can usually just remember everything I need to.
Oh I’m the same way.
Love your avatar btw, Disney’s Robin Hood was an adorable movie.
I loved it as a kid. Heck, I still do. Robin Hood is awesome. Foxes are awesome. It was pure genius of Disney to put the two together.
I haven’t seen that movie in forever, and yes foxes are awesome creatures.
I miss the classic Disney movies, this newer stuff they do looks like it sucks.
Finding Nemo was good though….
Yeah. I really liked the Lion King, although I don’t know how “new” you would call that…
I never watched Star Trek…. Perhaps now I should?
It takes about that long to make it through the voting page. It’s a hell of a lot newer than a lot of the other fails that get posted here.
Must have been the pirates… the pirates are always trying to cause problems for the zombies.
Nah, they’re too busy with the ninjas.
Ninjas can kick pirate’s asses!!!
BUT it would be better to be a pirate.
I, myself, am the child of a ninja and a pirate.
But I digress.
NANCY!!!
Ninja Nancy!? Now that brings back memories
Noooo…Princess Nancy! We haven’t seen him around for a while.
Is it just me or are there more of people who we once found amusing now becoming trolls?
I’m not sure what you mean. I don’t think Princess Nancy is a troll.
I don’t mean Nancy, just the situation in general. Or I’m overthinking. I think that’s it. Sorry.
The situation in general is a troll? Interesting. Perhaps I should fire up the E7000 for the situation in general.
No, I meant Nancy, but i’m bad at nesting correctly.
Nah, he’s not a troll. He’s been pretty good-natured about the whole “Princess” thing. He just got on some people’s nerves early on, that’s all.
Shanghai buffalo diarrhea a.k.a the shits!! Bondfag, you aren’t the bombdiggity that you think you are.
…so, should we ignore this guy or should we have a heated argument?
You misspelled “BondPhag”.
What the Hello Kitty is wrong with that guy?
What did you do to him BF, tazer him in the nads too many times?
Nah…as I said up there ^^ this guy is just jealous.
I love your name, btw. “When shall we three meet again…?”
?, I thought that was the general consensus. I even put her in my troll log.
BFF, if I’m one of those people you’re talking about, please let me know. I promise to go quietly never to darken FB’s threshold again.
Let me know if I’m one of those people, BFF. I promise to go quietly, never to darken FB’s threshold’s again.
I wouldn’t call you a troll, Norm. You should stay. The double posting, however… it’s got to go.
The double posting isn’t really his fault. Blame the Blogmonster.
Princess Nancy? Before my time…
*shuts up and sits in the corner like a good boy*
*offers a cookie*
fail? this is WIN!
That is most definitely a win!
That’s epic win
HACKER WIN!
I totally blame MikeyD for this.
Yep, he let all the zombies out and now they’re roaming the interstates. Good thing we have those road signs.
Zombies cannot read. Hackers should have depicted a human brain and an arrow.
That would had been really evil.
You know a little too much about zombies and hackers. Now I am afraid…
I had to learn to live with no brains since I met you and somehow they got disconnected.
I rewired them through your groin. That seems to be working fine, btw.
You know a little too much about hacking. Now I am expectant…
We have so much in common. Let’s trade…. ideas.
And now the world lives in fear!
Srrsly.
Srrsly! *emphatic nod*
I’m a victim of coincidence!
I’m secretly sooooo chuffed that Benny reads this stuff
oh my god, there were two at the news desk already, run!
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com
How in God’s name is that a “Top Story”??
…sighs…
…eyes FAILbog…
…lines up the kick…
>>> BOOM!!! <<<
I had know idea groin kicks involved explosions.
Has a lot to do with toe velocity.
And the Chuck Norris factor.
ZOMBIES FTW!!!!
I totally saw this in person a few weeks ago….pure genius….
UNRELATED NEWS HEADLINE: MICHAEL PHELPS WILL NOT BE CHARGED FOR SMOKING CANNABIS.
Just came down the pipe, eh? Joint decision?
That’s a doobie-ous outcome.
I’m not surprised, seeing as how Phelps and the DA were buds.
Cannbis-nessman really afford to act that way, though?
It’ll be coke-ay, as long as he doesn’t get into any other drugs.
He’ll be all right wiTH Careful behavior in the future.
I hope I’m not being too blunt, but I still think he sounds like a snake in the grass.
He got straight E’s at school.
Yeah, he was kind of a dope.
But he still managed to (puff, puff) pass Horticulture 101.
But he still managed to (puff, puff) pass his Horticulture 101 class.
He really needs to SETtle down.
I figured they’d find a way to hash it out eventually.
That’s the pot calling the kettle black!
Ha! call of duty world at war Nazi zombies.
how exactly is that a fail? i call it WIN.
*pats Shoppy on head*
Good for you! Did you figure that out all by yourself?
*gooses hammykins*
*calls foul play against Nellie*
*Gooses Living for the fun of it*
*snickers quietly…*
I read about this on Yahoo.
*speaks kindly while trying to say something that can sound mean*
Everything here is at least a couple weeks old, but that’s because it gets filtered on the voting pages.
I think the important thing to remember is Nik S was forward thinking enough to link Failblog to it.
P.S. I saw this on the voting pages and thought, “Dang, I should have done that.” Good job Nik
It was real – this is the cover-up
That’s more like a win
Epic win!
lolol Yeah! Good job!
This is a WIN not a FAIL
City of Austin posting this = FAIL
Hackers managing to get through a road sign (somehow) = WIN
…oh and Austin = FAIL
…BURN…
not all that hard to do. Just hard to do so anonymously without being tracked and found out.
And again, WIN!
my dick is fully erect
nice for you, how many viagra did you have to take this time?
He raided the entire Pharmacy store.
Now he’s all dressed-up with no where to go. Poor poppet.
Yeah, but you’re never fully dressed without a smile.
epicwin
I love it! It’s nice to see hackers doing something funny like that instead of making new viruses to setal my info online.
dam, this took a while to get on here.
Those signs are easy to set up, you just need the right size flash drive
I don’t remember where but hackers hacked the weather channel and uploaded their video.
So they’re showing some mountains, some green fields etc. and suddelny there’s a nuclear explosion and the screen goes dead.
I think that was in Prague. I read that in the papers a year ago I think.
That’s hilarious.
If you kill their parents, the zombies will go away.
Ahaha, Nazi zombies!
Wiiinnnn
They forgot about the raptors
I think that is full of win!
Nazis…we’ve proven we can handle them. Zombies? Pretty dim-witted and unorganized. We should be able to out think them. But Nazi Zombies? That is some scary shit. Undead yet highly disciplined and organized. Scary stuff man. Scary stuff.
I think that this should read “Top Story Fail.” If this is the nightly news’ top story, they have some serious issues. There are far greater stories happening all over the world. Were they thinking, “Okay for potential top stories tonight, huge economic crisis, war in Iraq, or some douchebag pranksters. Definitely the douchebag pranksters.”
I agree, the title should read “Heroic Road Sign Win!”
I find it sad that this is their top story
Those were no hackers. This reeks of conspiracy. We now have categorical proof that the government is attempting to conceal the reality of an undead threat to the populous. Now excuse me while I consult The Zombie Survival Guide and prepare to follow Grif to Alaska before the major freeways become choked with stalled cars from people trying to flee the major population centers (don’t want to be caught in a tasty flesh bottleneck).
I knew I wouldn’t regret buying the Zombie Survival Guide.
I say thats EPIC WIN, not fail! Hilarious!
Oh. My.God.
Periods. Are.Fun.
Disagree. No. Sex.
Really? *shrugs*
Totally. Disagree. Cramps. Suck.
hahahaha always blame the hackers
Fail?
More like win!
I would like to second that response!
This IS old news, yet it is still a hilarity WIN!
City authorities sense of humor, however, is a huge FAIL.
Foolish humans. Zombie hackers fore-warned you of their hordes and still you do nothing! Looks like it’s up to us vampires to protect you!
Now, off to the Courtroom to be sued bobby crosby!
Incidentally, I love how they make more sense warning people of zombies than they do when working normally.
i think its a no sense of humor fail…
CALL OF DUTY FTW
this comment is win.
that’s why there needs to be a gun in every car.
I hate it when the government uses the media to cover up the truth.
There WERE zombies up ahead. They killed 32 people and it nearly broke out into a full pandemic!
Thats not a fail! Thats an EPIC WIN!!!!!
This is a win for the world.
But a fail for the people who didn’t heed our warning.
They will be miseed.
*swaps wayward e for s*
Oh, thank you! ^_^
How the hell is this a fail? It’s a win.
Sign: EPIC WIN
Reporter: EPIC FAIL
Tank! *cue dramatic music*
haxorz ftw
=0 i live in austin. wish i had seen this XD
clearly, this should be a WIN!
Why on earth is this news team wasting so much precious time reporting THE WRONG STORY! There’s fucking Nazi zombies on the loose and they are worried about some petty hackers? Hot diggity damn.
I see no fail, only win.
But this isn’t fail! This is so made of EPIC win!!
i live in austin and actually drove by and saw this. i guess i’m famous now.
404ed FTL
i love living in austin.
this made me okay with sitting in traffic.
Isn’t this a big win for hackers?
it could actually just be a sign developer fail
apparently if you reset the sign, it resets the password to the sign’s system, and the default password is in the manual, so its a hacker free for all pretty much.
this is totally a win
That was actually the news headline?!?
EPIC WIN
I BELIEVE THIS TO BE A WIN!
thats more of a win than a fail
“back to normal”?
RD WK ON
MLK
EB CLSD
Normaility FAIL
“Road work on
Martin Luther King
Eastbound closed.”
And you thought…
we Canadians…
were slow… eh?
This is not fail, this is WIN!
Failblog is like man with only a hammer: everything starts to look like a nail.
I agree with most, this is an epic win.
It’s a fail that it was their top story
Youtube fail for removing the video.
This is a WIN!!!! And extremely hilarious! The hackers are fans of Call of Duty, because after you beat the game, it unlocks a Nazi Zombie game.
Old news fail.
This is such win!
This was the top news of the day?
…. either Austin has 0% crime rate or this news station needs to prioritize better.
he played to mutch cod5
I feel bad for the zombies in this scenario. Theyz just tryin to grub some brainz. Let them do their thing, yaknow?
brainz? nom nom nom.
I submitted this too, but as a win. Gamer girl here and this cracked me up. RUNNNNNNN ZOMBIESSSSSS.
there’s always someone who whinges about disruption.
‘oh no! my grey monotonous daily commute that sucks the life out of me was disrupted by some humour’
‘oh no! that oppressive grey concrete wall now has a riot of colour and shapes emblazoned across it. it’s ‘anti social’.’
SUPER WIN!!!!!!
Damn, video seems to be down.
As an Austinite, I can only say that this is nothing but pure unadulterated Win.
This is like the hackers at MIT. look it up they changed a sign to say Help Trapped in a Sign Factory.
Definitely not a fail. The best part is that the man couldn’t figure out how to fix it, even though the instructions are on the internet.
IT SAYS IN TEH BIBEL THAT ZOMBIES WILL INHERIT THE EART> READ UR BIBBEL PPL ONLY THEN WILL U BE SAVED FROM TEH END TIMES AND ZOMBIES ARE PART OF THAT MARK MY WORDS SINNERS!!!
FALI?!?!?
no, this is WIN!
pk, this is no fail. this is a total WIN!!!
Lol Nazi Zombies is a game within Call of Duty World At War. Obviously done by fans of the game.
The video’s been removed, what did the sign say?
That should be a freeking win!!!
more like hacker win!!!!!!!!
Huh. I thought the “Fail” was the anchorwoman announcing, “These signs are back to normal now…” while standing in front of a sign that says:
RD WK ON
MLK
EB CLSD
….yyyyyyep, everything normal here!
i think what you mean is road sign WIN.
unfortunately, i missed seeing this sign in person.
who here gets the nazi zombie thing? its a call of duty 4 reference!!! god u guys
You mean CoD 5. Anyway, the damn vid’s gone.
rotfl, wish icould do taht!
FailBlog Fail
Hack Win
mwahaha, I saw this when it first aired.
City of Austin – FAIL
Hackers – WIN
Yeah….I’d say that’s a win ;P
i think this is indeed a win instead of a fail =]
Why isn’t this considered a win?!?!?!?!?!?
How is this a fail? This is a win if ever I saw one.
Dude, that was in my home town. My sisters and I actually saw the signs X)
easy hack but surprisingly effective
haha top story fail!
meanwhile, Zombies ate their babies as they drove around complaining to the proper authorities
GET A SENSE OF HUMOR! Jesus Christ people in Austin!
Win…?
Lol. Total win.
@ The lady at the end: I say get the doctor to take that stick you have jammed up your butt out. It must be uncomfortable by now.
It’s a win
….isn’t that roadsign a viral campaign for Resident Evil 5? that’s what Capcom is doing at some cities….
How did it violate terms of service?
YUP, EPIC WIN!!
It died here, but it’s up here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgYFmLCQhco
How is this fail? Reprogramming a traffic sign to warn of the zombie apocalypse is full of win!
lol, wow, people blame things on video games all the time, and the one time it’s actually caused by them (the sign was based on CoD:WaW, btw) no one notices, ironic, ain’t it.
OMG I saw that on tv the morning it happened! I was just gettin ready for school and…KABAM! I see Zombies on the news XDDD.
Nazi zombies! Lol someone picked of hacking from cod 5
Failblog needs to stop using Youtube. Everything violates its terms of usage.
Nazi Zombies? Obviously a CoD:WaW player
Ah come on! That’s not a fail, it’s a major win!
last
This is most definitely a WIN, not a fail.
someone plays just a little bit to much c.o.d LMFAOO
only in Texas
UBER WIN!!!!!!!!
I never knew zombies had nazis…
too much cod 5
austin texas?
COD5
Yeah!! COD5 forever!!
I live there! Ahaha I saw that it was sooo funny.
LOL I’d love to see that here in my town!
all y’all do relize(however u spell–Mental blank) this is from Cod WaW Nazi Zombies?? yeh…
LOL BEST PRANK EVER!!! Epic Win
That is a amazing
thats not funny. zombies are a super cereal threat.
too bad there isnt any snow in Austin. things like this make me proud to live and have grown in Austin. total win!