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Is this Stuart Campbell on the left the one who wrote that? If so, I’m not too surprised.
How about left-right FAIL? That photo is on the right of the page you know
Now that’s embarassing! :-/
A better comeback would have been “his left not mine”. It gets the smartasses every time.
Can I use that phrase the next time I fail in left-right distinction?
No, unfortunately it’s a one time only thing.
But he can use the 2nd best, which is “no on, the other left” but that’s when you are giving directions and someone turns right when you say left.
you mean, turns the wrong left?
no wait! that’s turn the wrong right!
or is it the right wrong?
oooooooooooh
It’s fixed now:
http://www.harveys.co.nz/?tab=home&stab=findid
Search listing ID: L5923
LOL they didn’t even replace it with a word that would “explain” how a word like n*gg*r would show up in such a place…
such as “nicer”
No! They changed it completely! bwahahaaa
they were obviously trying to type “bigger” originally
Surprising how 1-key-off typos can become such huge fails in the wrong context.
yeah easily done with b next to n and whatnot,
but no proof-reading at all? cmon you know the editor didnt
like this realtor, new zealand vengeance, ftw
I always prefer the default reply “no, stage left”
But two lefts don’t make a right!
Three lefts on the other hand….
But three rights make a left.
It cant be “his left”, everyone looks at a computer screen the same way.
Unless he is actually inside the monitor, and just watches you the entire time.
Alex, please turn off your computer before you hurt yourself.
It’s just a typo… look at your keyboard… notice that “n” is right next to “b” as in “bigger homes”…
That would still make it a fail, wouldn’t it?
Where’s Jesse Jackson when you need him?
Oh yeah. Sorry about that. Nobody actually needs him. My bad.
But we all need Rev. Al.
I don’t like the Sharp-ness of your tone.
Harpness of your phone?
You guys suck. LOL!
darkness of your tone?
thats racist
im offended
I thought it was rather a Sharp-tonE too.
Your idea was ok… but you chosed wrong letters. Notice that “b” and “h” are close in your keyboard, and so they are “n” and “m”.
Hey Lou
A msg for you…I woke up your girlfriend on IM in the middle of the night – she asked that I pass on that she loves you…
No worries, I already told him. I rolled over in the middle of the night and woke him up.
Stay where you are, Ry and I’ll join you. We can surprise Lou…
“Barack the Magic Negro lives in DC”
Yeah, they rush like hell to pass the f’ing trillion dollar “Steal from us” Bill and then he’s not going to sign it until Tuesday? WTF!? I thought it was URGENT!!
trolls trolls trolls trolls
Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work work work work work!
A troll is a troll, and a roll is a roll…
yea lol
It’s President’s Day. It’s sort of like Mother’s Day, so the kids are taking him to brunch, and Michelle has a special dinner lined up… He’s too busy… Just be glad you don’t get all the government you pay for!
Chosed?
Smell your cheese???
Smells fine to me!
YOU MOTHER!
HE FATHER!
SHE AUNT!
I ROBOT!
IT COUSIN!
COUSIN ITT!
The IT department has asked that you reduce your bandwidth useage by not typing in all capitals.
They have revised that request to “Just stop typing, pack your things and move to the office in the basement. And we are going to need your stapler”
Its my stapler…burn it down to the ground.
According to the new “Steal from us” Bill the stapler is now everyone’s. It is needed to create new jobs *cough* BULLSHIT *cough*!
damn that’s a lot of people for the stapler to please…..ummm wait
me?
Clearly it should be “homos…” And the o is nowhere near the e.
I’d be happy to connect the two for you, but you’ll probably have a much bigger O afterwards…
A helping hand is always appreciated.
That’s not his hand.
*wink*
“A Mookie in the hand is worth two in your bush”?
There’s more than one Mookie?!?!?! Dear gawd…
My b is nowhere near my m. Ergonomic keyboards refute your claim!
My bs are near my d. Do I have to see a doctor?
It would be best.
My b and d are the same key. I just reverse it.
I just type the b with my right hand, and it comes out a d.
Wow, that explains the weird texts I type when I’m those hot dating sites!
You accedentily your am.
Wow you are a mental giant.
He is Capt’n Obvious
What would his powers be?
thats pretty obvious, i think.
The original listings now been changed to “bigger homes”. Check the link and see
But if you are typing correctly, you use your right hand to type the n and your left hand to type the b!
Has to be a typo. I don’t think the ‘N’-word is common New Zealand parlance.
Also this dude is Canada or something.
American listings use feet, not meters. Yet they use a dollar sign, meaning its Canada most likely.
It’s New Zealand. Levin is a shitty town in NZ.
Yeah.. Canada, America and England being like the ONLY three countries that speak American and all.
er, the language is called ‘English’.
Click my name for the home listing in question. He did make a typo and should of said bigger homes. It’s now been changed to larger homes. Hehe.
http://www.realestate.co.nz/966727
Shame on you Stuart!
Oh and B and N are so close to each other…sad.
692 m2 block? Huh? Where do you put the chickens?
Underground. Where else?
The deep fryer.
I didn’t get eggs the first year. Turned out I was planting them too deep.
He reminds me more than a tad of Senator Palpatine.
I am the Senate!
Turn to the black… uhm dark side Anikan.
Robin Williams, 1-Hour Photo
What do you mean they blew up the death star?!
Hasn’t this been of FailBlog before?
You have a strange keyboard layout with the n and the f so close to each other…
NailBlog?
clicky-clicky on the name and weep…
I admit there are some tears in my eyes now. If it at least was about sex! But a fingernails-blog… excuse me… do you have a tissue?
Wow! Look! That “Steal from us” Bill has created a New Blog, so at least we get something for out trillion! Ha ha ha ha
Gawd. Nothing so sad as a one-trick pony.
*sad*
Ok, ok, i’ll try to be more original when making each comment and not keep harping about the, um, well you know.
(it’s confusing when they tell you to get involved and you do and then you get all pissed off about it and everyone just stares at you and says NOT to get involved and you go back to being a dumb shit sheep and you let the man, CRAP! nevermind!)
There, there…*pat pat pat*
I appreciate the effort.
It happens sometimes when I type faster than I can think.
You mean faster than a word a minute?
No, It’s more like a letter per minute, It takes so long to find those keys!
You can’t type that word on the Internets!!!
No? Watch me! Figger. Zigger. Nighor. Nibb…Zqr..Prr… You’re right!
You misspelled gibber.
You’ve accidenty your ish.
It’s now a little tired ish.
Leave it alone, it needs a rest.
but there aren’t any bars on the windows!
*SLAP!*
In NZ, the only bars are the ones you drink at.
Also it should be a grammar fail.
Certainly lots of punctuation fail.
Oodles of capitalization fail as well.
Did you misspell Poodles?
Oodles of Poodles?
Doodles or noodles?
Toodles with Poodles?
Ooodles of Snickerdoodles?
Knoodles with strudels?
Canoodles with Labradoodles?
(That sounds like the porn remake of Dances with Wolves)
Kits and kaboodles?
Oodles of canoodles?
Hoodles and boodles?
And judging by that photo, a major price fail as well.
perhaps it was meant to be 230k…
Whats wrong with the price?
It was supposed to be “bigger”. Proofreading is key.
Spoofreading is heee!
Aloofreading is twee!
Woe is me
Hoof reading is *SQUEEZE!*
Squeeze reading is WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Semse pf Ji,pr Fao;
It is a fake fail
it is not an n but a b badly cut
racist joke
Ha, where are the days when the letters on the internet were carved and cut in wood ?
Where teams of programmers would lovingly chisel-out each handcrafted page.
It’s where the term logging-on came from.
Windows from the finest timber.
And the speed at which you could log-on was determined by your band(saw) width.
cute one
Mikey? Yep. He’s very cute. *SQUEEZE!*
Better a racist joke than homophobia. We don’t want Joe to come back down on us for homophobic hysteria again.
Well, you have to do something to sell your house these days
I just played Ramble On on my guitar. Off topic, I know.
You’re rambling, Doc.
why indeed!
Here’s another fail. When I click on the thumbnails they won’t open.
Since when have thumbnails worked to open things, silly.
There are little people living behind my thumbnails too. I like to talk to them. Sometimes they make me do things. Their names are TRRoll, Vicar and Willie Stroker.
I thought that was just me!
Mr Bimbo lives in my finger, he’s very smart. He’s been to the moon.
Not the moon we see on Titanic Fail, I hope…
I was blinded by the whiteness and couldn’t get near enough with my finger.
Muppet treasure Island WIN!!!
You’re very smart… Maybe I should have let him live in my finger!
The listing was a typo. He meant to put in “biggger”, and the listing has been corrected: http://www.realestate.co.nz/966727
Biggger? Not a word, either.
whether it was real or not it says “bigger homes” now: http://www.harveys.co.nz/detail.php?pid=L5923
It’s a demographic win. He is letting you know the neighborhood you are looking at without blatantly saying “no whitey, don’t live here” He can hide behind “oops, it was just a typo”
When I searched the property on that Harvey website using the listing number i found the fail listed above, but your link does have “bigger” in it
the rest of the fails still apply though
I see the fail, that large window is an open invitation to Velociraptors.
Or the Spanish Inquisition…
*opens window* *waits, hopefully*
On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot… ‘Tis a rather silly place.
You responded to Mookie and spelled cameltoe wrong? What a maroon.
Camelot, not cameltoe. l2r
Err, Summerflip,…Never mind.
You mean the African swallow, or the european swallow?
Wha?! I don’t know… ahhhhhhh!
I have bad news for youMookie. There were rumours of a Zombie gathering in Madrid. They may have taken the rest of Spain and eaten Lou and Egg.
(Clicky my name)
That explains Lou’s headache last night. And I thought he was losing interest…
They always loose interest when they turn zombie.
I thought loosing was not a option.
Loose? like the Goose? well I will lose this one I feel
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, it would be unfair to fail them for that.
Damn those nigger homes DAMN THEM!
Maybe it means something different in New Zealand?
Duh – I’m sure they have no idea of the “N word” down under. It’s a typo. Everyone take a deep breath, fer gawd’s sake.
Nope. Means the same.
It’s fixed now. I just checked harveys.co.nz myself.
They should hire you for proofreading.
“bigger homes” sounds too formal, how about “bigga homes”?
Wouldn’t it be “bigga cribs”?
$230K for that tiny place? wow. Rip off.
Actually, if you scroll down a bit, it says it also comes with a 5 level basement bunker filled with potatoes. IDAHO GOLD potatoes.
Hours and hours of entertainment.
$230k AUD, not USD. Think a bit more than half that in USD.
That’s *still* a rip off. $115k for a tiny little sty?
Soooooooooo cutting that wit of yours, by the way your Village called, it seems that they are missing you
I think you’ll find the price is in NZD. No need to list prices on a domestic website in other currencies.
Good thing NZ doesn’t have its own currency and all.
$230 NZD NOT AUS.
Different country. Seperate exchange rate.
Exchange rate fail + Geography fail.
New Zealand has nothing to do with Australia aside from being next door to it. We have our own currency and NZD is even shittier than AUD.
$230,000NZD is $116,150USD.
He’s right. Why look at nigger homes?
Becuase I cannot choose what to omit from my vision.
It’s called closing your eyes.
Nigger as told by websters : a member of a socially disadvantaged class of persons
Not so much a fail!
Hi everybody, here is the real text:
http://www.realestate.co.nz/966727
What happened to funnyboi? I liked his neat little summations.
*looks troubled*
I’m more worried that the guy who posts lyrics, and freaky hershey man come back…
We mentioned them and they appeared on the next fail bar lyrics man. MAGIC!
The people selling the house are probably like “Holy crap, our listing has 6000 veiws.”(I can’t wait until it get OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
gets*
That guy looks like a professor I had who was a total dick.
Im gonna have to say he is a racist just for that alone.
Your name resembles Dante’s. I’m gonna have to say you’re going to hell for that.
Over 6000 views…wow. I just loved his use of grammar and punctuation on this listing. His other listings are similar…sigh.
FAKE –
the ad says bigger – not the n…
if you are going to post a fail, make it real – anyone can make something up otherise it is just crap.
Sense of humor fail.
Probably right…unfortunately yeah.
It’s probably been a week or so since the screenshot was taken, they could have fixed it in that time.
But not before an quick young mind took a screenshot and submitted it here.
It said “larger”, not bigger. Look carefully at the image and you can see the first four letters match neither color nor aliasing.
Here’s the original. And this is in New Zealand besides, which has no history of using this word. Racism down there involves the Maori.
http://www.harveys.co.nz/detail.php?pid=L5923
I just found the page, it’s changed to BIGGER….nice..
Although its still one hell of a misstep to put that word anywhere in today’s world, most people fail to realize that the original meaning of the “n” word had nothing to do with race. Look it up in a dictionary.
The original, if it was ever wrong, has been corrected:
http://www.realestate.co.nz/966727
I think this is a Photoshop Phail.
Don’t think so. If you notice, the price has also come down since the original posting.
Looking at the prices, it makes me wish I could move to New Zealand.
Heh, and that’s in NZ Dollars.
I think the real point everyone is missing is…
When did Bubbles go into real estate? Hopefully it’s not taking too much time away from his cats.
I’ve seen this one before, is it a re-post?
I think it was supposed to be “bigger”. BAD TYPO.
Is it really fair to publish this guys name and workplace with contact details like this over an obvious typo??
Surely cropping the right hand pane would have the same effect without causing such a potential uproar?
Isn’t that what the internet is for?
wow. The grammar in his paragraph is just wretched..
It’s Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.
The N key is right next to the B key…LOl
An embarassing kiwi typo.
Nothing more.
People should learn to proof read.
FIRST
FOR GOD’S SAKE YOU ARE NOT SODDING FIRST.
BFF…didn’t we have a discussion about this?
Why do all the trolls go into hiding when troll season starts!?
: (
I need to pick up one of this North facing decks Stuart’s always raving about.
*this=those
Stuart taught me how to proofread.
Check out the original
http://www.realestate.co.nz/966727
Aw, it’s fixed.
Good thing Failblog caught it while it was still on the internet.
But once something’s on the internet, it’s never off.
200th Comment
*disappointed* Claudia. You can do better than that…
Is it just me or is there irony in the fact that this N***er home is North Facing?
Deck face north = house face south.
gotta love Fruedian slips…
b next to the n
omg last woot last
last
Duh. North facing is good when the house is in the Southern Hemisphere
cant wait until the summer when i can go swimming in the lake and fuck underwater and enjoy the fucks…
DAMN D AND F KEYS!!!
3 bedrooms and ONE bathroom? This isn’t a double fail post?
Censor fail, no point in censoring out only the area code when the house is listed in Levin.
No one wants to live around n-gg-ers
that is totally fake. i looked up the website, and it actually says larger homes. this is such a fake.
It’s a typo, the person typing this meant bigger homes. The site doesn’t have to use the same words as them. They both mean the same thing.
I looked this site up on google cache and it was “bigger” from day one. this is a fake.
THIS PAGE HAS BEEN HACKED BY SOME F***WIT.
I know this man, this is not what was typed there was no typo some f***wit has been stupid and is bringing down this service on the internet like so many f***wits out there in cyberspace.
This asshole is probably getting sued for screwing people over with all those sub prime loans he put people into anyway.
this took forever to find.
but he fixed it.
http://www.realestate.co.nz/966727
Only in New Zealand!!! Good job Levin!
It’s fake.
Here’s the original.
http://www.harveys.co.nz/detail.php?pid=L5923
Its not fake, i seen it on the page before it was fixed
I’m sorry, Mr. Marsh–the correct answer is “naggers.”
It’s either a fake or a typo that’s now been corrected:
http://www.realestate.co.nz/966727?show_additional_properties=0
If you look closely, there’s no way a professional realtor wrote that. It has all kinds of amateur typos and grammatical errors. Not to mention it sounds like it was written by a third grader.
“If you look closely, there’s no way a professional realtor wrote that. It has all kinds of amateur typos and grammatical errors. Not to mention it sounds like it was written by a third grader.”
Oh Captain Jack, trust me, it is ENTIRELY POSSIBLE that a Realtor wrote that. I do graphic design for a company that specializes in marketing for Realtors and you would be horrified at the typos and grammatical errors we get in their supplied copy. Typos?! I’d say 25% couldn’t spell without MS Word holding their keyboard.
It’s prolly fake….. But does anyone else think Stuart looks like Dwight?
Robert Redford
Buck Futter
Butt Fucker
ULTRA LMAO!!1!!!
Whoa, wayyyyy to much free time
I think they meant to say bigger.
It’s a reasonable question.
the ‘n’ is right next to the ‘b’ on a QWERTY Keyboard.
I think that’s Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys on the left.
Aww crap, here’ we go again.
Irony is he probably meant bigger since (B) is right next to (N) on a keyboard. He should have proof read.
yep… my money is on the lack of proof reading…. Still amusing though.
LOL That’s from my home town.
Wow, racist much? lol!
I have the solution, he was typing on a keyboard, look how close ‘v’ is to ‘b’
simple. He meant bigger
I think the real joke is the price for that piece of shit…
“Cul de sac” is a catalan expression and its literal transalation is “bag bottom”
cultural note, lol !
uhhhhhhh……
that house is black…..
I know its supposed to be bigger