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SECOND
This guy with his sexy white pants is not nearly that embarrassing as the two previous comments.
I disagree – Mr. Wet Tighty-Whities is doing a great job of ‘bar-assing himself. Last time I saw any critter doing such a good job of “presenting” was on the Discovery Channel.
Donga need food!
A donga ate mah baybay.
Oh my, your Australian is coming along very nicely.
You can hear him? I gave him 5 more minutes and then I am going in there to finish the job.
Oh MY. I guess sometimes it’s true that it takes a woman to please a woman, then.
And sometimes it’s true it takes a man to film it.
And a dog to eat the mushrooms.
And a vicar to make the french fries.
(Or perhaps the “poutine”)
The question remains, what’s he trying to choke? The boats outboard or his own inboard…
I didn’t realize until your question got me thinking, but I would bet this is actually a screencap from the classic movie Asstanic. He’s actually the title character, and Jack and Rose behind him are just fluff to distract the audience while he cranks up his outboard.
Or the Tight-tanic.
Wehn i went home their whas a cookie empty bin and i went to the store to ask for more but th ecug was on the face so i went to the store and ask some maore but the guy ne dde and i went and said nO and hes liKE YES!!! ANd im likeNOOO why and hes liekj YES BECAUSE and den i went to the home nd the guy and thhen he cookie empty and peta poo was like whos blues in my shoes i did not poo in his shoes ok bye
*Sets up camera*
…and a true man to watch it with great descipline and determination to “NOT” choking the chicken
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discovry channel lol how come no one notices their GAY?
D:
Im a lesbian, and even I think that’s kinda sexy.
Shminda hexy?
lol really?
I really hope when you say “Alex” as your name, that you’re a girl.
AkwarD.
i havent problem with gays
huh? what?
Me neither, only homos bother me.
Yeah, homos are strange… but I love fags!
You’re only gay if you push back.
lol
CUTE, never heard that one before… and can I watch?
You should stop smoking…
Yah first
Boat’s name is Sazapo Dokajada, if I can see correctly. You’ve just won that.
It is actually “Saiapodo Rajado”.
Missed! But the ‘do’ part seems cut off from Saiapo.
d’oh!
It’s Sarapo do Rajado!
The letter that looks like “i” is actually an “r”
It’s Sarapó do Rajado.
Does that mean anything at all?
I’m sure it does, in some Hispanic language.
like Portuguese
Probably not, as Google Translator translates the phrase as ‘Sarap’s rajado’
Obviously it’s a rajado belonging to Sarap. We should tell him it’s been stolen by some guye re-enacting their favourite movie moments.
“Goodbye, and enjoy jour jacket.
Which you stole
from me.”
win.
Portuguese is not hispanic -.-
It used to be. Hispanic used to refer to the entire Iberian peninsula, which used to be called Hispania.
But, yeah, I think it’s just Spanish now.
Think again, not spanish either, at least not with those specific words, it sound kinda spanish if it were sarape rajado that would be spanish and it makes a lot of sense with the picture
Portuguese is not a “Hispanic language” ( I’m not sure that term even ecists )
Sorry! I apologise if I just offended the entire Portuguese nation.
You also possibly offended people who are not Portuguese and speak Portuguese. For example, you probably offended a lot more Brazilians than Portuguese since Brazil has a greater population. Anyway, that’s okay and I am not personally offended. You can’t say “hispanic language” because if you say hispanic, that automatically means Spanish. You should have said it was a “latin language.” Now carry on.
Can I say it is an Iberian language, since Portugal and Spain are on what is known as the Iberian Peninsula?
Nope. I’m sorry, but that would offend everyone who lives on a peninsula that is not Iberian.
Ahahahahahaha! Comment Win.
Well, the phrase offends me, and so should it offend anyone who speaks a language.
I speak a language or had you not noticed.
Well, this happens every time I join a discussion alongside language speakers. I always end up on thin ice. Have I offended people? Did I Miss Something? Did I Miss understand? I didn’t Miss Grant. Or did I? Giggity giggity gi-gi-tay!
do we need your permission to , as you say, “carry on”?
…and you also offended me and i have no idea what you’re on about
I think you really only offended people who speak English, considering they’re the only ones who can read that statement.
Unless of course they speak both….
Sarapó is either a type of fish (Gymnotus carapo) or slang for a fair-skinned person with afro-like hair.
Rajado means something covered in tiger-like stripes, but it’s probably the boat owner’s nickname.
And of course, the language is Portuguese.
Thank you.
You mean “Obrigado”.
de nada
How dare you call Fluffy ‘a mean Obrigado’, take that back at once you wretch! Fluffy is a delightful fish.
But..I…I…
*tears well up in eyes*
WAAAH!!!
*runs sobbing out of room*
That took me quite a while to get…
Domo Obrigado, Mr. Roboto.
(There, I’ve just offended the Japanese, the Portuguese, and robots.)
Oh…holy crap, I can’t stop laughing.
Of course, you’ve also offended ME by giving me a heinous earworm.
I woke up with an earworm that morphed into several earworms. The words that went through my head were “Day after day…” . Needless to say it’s been a rough day.
…Alone on the hill, The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still…
There are other songs that have the words “Day after day”. But it DID start out as the Beatles song. Sadly the song in my head went through three of them.
hahahahahahahaha that’s definitely NOT portuguese! Language identification fail! Falha de identificação de linguagem!
Meu, vergonhoso vc nao reconhecer a propria lingua, hein? É claro que
é português! (Veja meu comentário acima para a explicacao das
palavras).
You can google it if you don´t believe me, but it is definitely without a
doubt portuguese.
FIIIIIIIRST ONEONE!!1111 SEVENELEVEN NINEONEONE!!!11
Hey, the other two are allowed fun, why can’t the underpants guy have his fun? You KNOW the motor is vibrating…
gay
SECOND !
Alas, you only get to have a Honor Roll. Better luck next time!
Has anyone noticed that Lindsay here tends to comment more on the gay fails or fails that have gay undertones? I bet that is him in the tighty whiteys.
Smacks of trying to prove that just because of his past he’s not ‘fraid of the topic.
He had too many sogay bottles last night.
Near, far,
where eeeever you are…
May 1000 dung beetles infest your carnal treasure for that earworm.
Dang it, now I have to remember to scroll quickly over this comment or I might read it by mistake. Worst earworm ever.
You’re welcome. I felt like sharing
*snatches back complimentary cookie*
NO COOKIE FOR YOU!
Carry on my wayward son
There’ll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don’t you cry no more.
.
(This earworm brought to you as a public service)
(Guitar solo)
Once i rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higher
But i flew too high
I have to apologize. I just found out that any form of mentioning this song violates the United Nations Convention against Torture and Other Cruel, Inhuman or Degrading Treatment or Punishment. I am deeply sorry.
I have to apologize. I just found out that any form of mentioning this song violates the United Nations Convention against Torture and Other Cruel, Inhuman or Degrading Treatment or Punishment. I am deeply sorry!
I have to apologize. I just found out that mentioning this song violates the UN Anti-Torture convention. I am deeply sorry!
Can I have the cookie back, please?
lol
Second!
Crap. Am not
Leo’s understudy. His trailer sucks, too.
Butt I think we found where the ‘heart of the ocean’ jewel is hidden.
Behind or in front of the potato?
Are you implying the guy in front is being ruddered?
He’s on lookout duty, sitting atop the mast?
who is “IcebergB” DrB?
Wait…I thought the mast was mizzen…
I’ve been mizzen you.
Comments like that make me keel right over.
*schooners*
*rigs the sheets*
*swabs the poop deck*
Neh, I think they’re saying it’s hidden in Mr. Tighty-Whities’ apparently cavernous rectum.
You looked that closely? Can you see if my keys are in there? I think I left them in hotel in Florida but you never know.
Oh hey Ry, is that you?! Why doncha come on in?
Well, you’ve head the stories about the Bermuda Triangle… now meet the Fruit-of-the-Loom-a Hexagon. Ships and planes go in, but they don’t come back out.
(Or would that be “Seamen go in, but they don’t come back out”?)
rofl
Someones been drinking too much ’sogay’…
I’m reading the Darwin Awards atm. One guy died after giving himself a massive sherry enema – see it’s absorbed quicker and there’s no ‘off switch’ to stop you from taking more in. Just mentioning.
Was it dry sherry, or cream sherry?
He was alone, no cream to be had.
Now I’m thinking about brandy butter on Christmas pudding. I actually like that stuff.
I made Christmas pudding once. Okay, it was a cake made to look like Christmas pudding so I guess it tastes different.
MMmmmmm…every year for Christmas my mum makes plum pudding.
I’m guessing you like anything with brandy in it.
Bottoms up!
bu-dum-tish
You spelled “bu-dum-tush” wrong.
If you wanted to go for a slightly redundant sound affect, you could have put “bot-tom-tush”
Or bum-dum-tush.
oh my lmao
So many fails in one
You mean the dump in the bottom of that guy’s white jocks?
It’s impressive what a good makeup artist and post production computer works can do! I would’ve never recognized Kate or Leo. And the third guy. Is that the captain?
No, he’s the fluffer.
Looks more like the outboard’s muffler.
Looks nothing like an inboard milfler.
He’s the engine stuffer.
Got to love the other guy’s underwear, too. Also, shouldn’t they be freezing by now? It certainly doesn’t look warm in there.
Ah Bollywood…
It usually takes a cast of 200 people singing and dancing whenever possible to make a real Bollywood movie. They might surface any second, though.
You also need the blind girl and her true love.
Played by this one guy who’s always the true love…
A happy couple is a blind wife and a deaf husband.
I also cant see them making this one last five hrs… more like 5 seconds to sink it
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Off topic, I know.
How do you feel about gladiator movies?
Have you ever hung around a gymnasium?
It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.
You just want me to have an abortion.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
On the belt line of the automatic pilot is a hollow tube. That’s the manual inflation nozzle. Pull it out and blow on it.
Jim never vomits at home.
Get a note to the milkman – tell him no more cheese.
How about some coffee?
No, thanks!
I am, and stop calling me surely.
I can make a hat, a brooch, a pterodactyl.
The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Listen kid, I’ve been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I’m out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
Nooo…the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Give me Ham on five, hold the Mayo.
You ever seen a grown man naked?
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules.
You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
I want you to hold it between your knees.
You see that sign, ma’am? Yes, you all have to leave. I’m not taking any more of your smartness and sarcasm.
You’re a strange person, Sammy…A person who has no love for himself, no respect for himself, no love of his friends, family, work, something – how can he ask for love in return?
And living out here, in this rest home asylum, that’s what you want?
Where do you get the ass to tell anybody anything about class, or who the hell’s got it, or what she typifies? You shouldn’t even be in the same room with her, you pompous celibate… You’re totally full of shit! You’re all full of shit.
*plays prelude in E-minor*
Hey Mooks, wanna come weigh some anchor?
Are you trolling for a bite?
Thought you might be netted into a thread with a line like that.
I might, if you use the right bait.
Hey hey, reel in the smutty comments!
I haven’t got my hand line. I’ll have to use the rod.
Looks like you’ve already snagged a pair of milfs. Better get the net.
What a bargain! I need a hook, an eye catcher.
Or you could just hold the milfs for transom.
Hey Sammy, what is your picture of? (just wondering)
Um…that’s a person, jake. That is a picture of a person.
A person’s face, you mean.
BFF…please don’t tell me what I mean. It’s rude.
I beg your forgiveness, madame.
*bows*
*arrows*
It’s a picture of Peter Lorre, the greatest character actor of all time.
Or, a one-eyed trouser trout?
What is the guy in the tighty-whiteys doing to that boat motor & how did his ass cheeks get red?
Titanic: New evidence found.
A photo recently discovered is showing the Titanic shortly before it sank. It is clearly indicating that there were actually enough life saving rafts for all passengers on board. Rumors about a conspiracy to sink the Titanic are spreading since the photo was published.
umm.. interesting.. zzzzzzzzzz
There is also evidence that it was not a maiden voyage.
The ship was staffed with able bodied seamen.
Although they mostly staffed the poop deck.
I think someone has a little poop deck on his staff.
I heard that’s what they do up Eton.
That guy looks just like Dicaprio….
ahahaha
nice pic
I get the distinct feeling there is going to be something else red besides his sarapo when they are done.
So, they are not going to close all watertight doors?
By the looks of them, it is highly doubtful they have any doors that would qualify as watertight, emphasis on tight.
Dayum. That means there’s going to be a heck of a lot of pumping soon.
I think it would just be the second round of pumping, imho.
Ê…. nerds brasileiros num barco ;D puta viadagem
Tell her what she won Johnny!
I got nerds, brazilian, ship and whore. Interesting melange.
I think it’s gay bitch(es), viadegem is the act of showing gay traits in brasilian.
*cancels salon appointment*
lol, more primitives!
GOATSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no…I thought I had banished that memory forever! AAAH!!! GO AWAY!!!
*screams and runs out of room*
Tighty Whitey = son of goatse.
well, now we know what Bondfan did last summer. he lied. he said his boat was bigger than that
What the hell? What do you have against me?
And I DO NOT look like that. In fact, I am sometimes mistaken for being European.
*distracts BFF with something shiny* Ignore him, he does it for your reaction.
Oooh…Shiny!
*stares at shiny thing*
Tomorrow’s lesson will be the “point and laugh” maneuver.
That would be convenient, as I am not as skilled in the art of ridiculing and patronising.
It comes with age, and a bit of heartache and/or watching your children grow up
All the ppl above me fail HAVE A NICE DAY!
(btw, ive seen this pic on failblog before)
you mean u HAVE this pic currently in your photo album, right?
Yes I see the fail, no iceberg!
or great white sharks.. shux
FailBlog News Top Story: Blogmonster on rampage again, comments have not been seen for past 30 minutes.
*burp*
*gasp*
But…why? Why you, of all Failbloggers?
*facepalm*
Do you need a refresher course in Humo(u)r 101 today, BFF??
I am feeling quite dense, Dragon. Maybe I do need a class.
When’s the next class?
I’ll put you in the special “Humo(u)r 101 for People Who Are Not Trolls”.
Does that mean I’m special for the day? Hooray! Ho- waitasecond.
What’s the fail here? I see three guys out on the lake… ?
If it’s the fact that they’re in underwear, then how is that a fail? I don’t wear a suit when I get in the water.
If it’s the fact that it’s three guys, then you’re a homophobe, and you’re the fail here.
You find nothing wrong with 3 boys in various stages of undress re-enacting one of the fruitiest moments of Titanic?
And really, only the last two words of that comment are the fail.
No, I don’t. Not particularly, no.
If one of them were a girl, would that be OK? If so, then that’s homophobia, dude. If not, then maybe I jsut don’t understand fail. It’s just three kids out on the water in a boat.
I get it. You are upset that you’re the tighty whitey butt of our jokes in this picture. I should have recognized your accent.
No, dude. I just really don’t see the fail and am hoping this whole thread isn’t just about making fun of gay people.
But it probably is.
I’m a big fag aka homo erectus and I found this thread tres hilarious.. not offensive in the slightest.. it’s probably more mocking of trash/pop culture/people from developing countries than us gays
“Titanic” involved a guy bending over a hot engine and presenting his nearly naked butt to the camera? Wow, Hollywood has gotten a lot less uptight than it used to be.
In my opinion the fail is that they picked such a boring movie to reenact.
If they’d done Jaws, I wouldn’t be complaining.
lmao @ heman bending over
This is the secret to sogay water!
Where’s the fail?
That’s a Titanic parody not a fail.
Kate and Leo did NOT do this in underwear.
So? What’s your point?
I still don’t see the fail. Just a bunch of people who think anything with the smallest gay undertones is a fail. Which is a fail in itself. Wow. Meta.
But this picture? Not a fail. They look like they’re having fun.
If you take everything in life this serious you have a hard road to travel down as you get older. I envision you being old, alone and wondering why your kids no longer visit you later in your life. It’s sad really.
What Joe is saying is true… It is not funny at all :\
Man, I’m the least serious person I know. I just don’t think homophobia is funny. Again, if it’s not homophobia, and I’m just missing the joke, my apologies.
Calling me names isn’t really constructive.
Well, you are missing the joke. This blog is not about homophobia unless it is making fun of homophobia. It is about making fun of anything/anyone that is stupid enough to document their own stupidity/goofiness. If I did something and was caught on camera, I would swallow my pride, adjust my tits and face it like a woman. It just so happens, I am always carrying the camera in my world.
.
And honestly, you were called no names, at least not by me. If you would like me to call you names, I will be happy to. And technically, you really should stop referring to a woman as “man” or “dude”.
Tell that to Stan and/or Kyle.
*kicks the baby Aja*
I apologize for calling you “man” and “dude”. Based on all the silly sex jokes and toilet humor, I assumed “Ryannon” was “Ryan-non”.
I noticed you never answered my question: would you call this a fail if it were a girl and a guy? If not, then you are laughing at them because they appear gay, that is, being gay is something to be laughed at. That’s just not funny to me.
I can also laugh when people do something stupid, but *appearing to be gay is NOT something stupid.* So, do you laugh at gay people on the streets?
Again, if you can tell me that you would laugh even at a girl and a guy doing this, and if you’d call it a fail, then I stand corrected.
And, no, you didn’t call me “names”. I was referring to “I envision you being old, alone and wondering why your kids no longer visit you later in your life”. I chose my words poorly.
Whether or not you think I’m a lonely person (I’m not) has nothing to do with whether or not laughing at these guys for appearing gay is right or not.
I didn’t mean to get into this so much, and I apologize for being serious on Fail blog, but again, i just don’t find homophobia any funnier than racism, and I’m neither a minority by race or sexual orientation. it’s not only not funny, it’s the root of gay bashing. I’m sorry, but I can’t jsut laugh at that and let it go.
To put in my own two cents, it would be a giant fail no matter what the genders of the participants. Or their orientation.
*replaces 2 cents with a nickel*
Yes, it would be just as funny if it were 3 girls, 2 girls and a guy, 2 guys and a girl, 2 monkeys and a snake, 5 pickles and naked man wearing makeup and the list goes on. Any parody of Titanic, intentional or not is mockable. And your hyper-sensitivity and apparently lack of humor leaves you wide open for mocking.
“..if it were 3 girls…”? HA HA. Just imagine if it were three girls standing there in their underwear. Just imagine… *goes off into daydream land*
*dons professor’s cap*
Humo(u)r 101 is in session!
This IS a very funny picture, and not because of the gender or assumed orientation of its personages. It is funny for a number of reasons, namely:
1. They are copying a really crappy movie.
2. The absolute disparity between the Titanic, the largest ship ever built at that time, the “Ship of Dreams”…and this crappy little dinghy is HIGH-LARIOUS. This is the very definition of a Failboat.
3. There is a guy in his underwear placing his dangly bits perilously close to an engine. This always, always, always has humo(u)r potential.
4. The guy in the blue shorts has a really hairy belly-button.
NOTHING in this picture says humo(u)r to me regarding sex, sexual orientation, or anything related to it. It is possible that there are unenlightened people out there laughing at these things, but they are trolls should be thrown in the troll cage with a rabid wolverine.
Thus endeth the lesson.
Don’t forget the hairy belly button guy also has 4th grade science teacher batwings. Boys, let this be a lesson. If you are going to do this sort of thing, at least display some muscle tone. They are old enough to know to tighten up those triceps.
I’m still picturing you adjusting your tits ….
I have videos of it but they will cost you. And about time your ugly mug showed back up.
Well, they say absence makes the heart grow fonder … Did it work?
Oh were you gone?
*adjusts tits* Hi, Erick!
*shifts junk* Hi Mookie!
*pushes up bra* Erick! Welcome back!
You know, after careful thought…
1. I find it funny that the comments you are replying to from me make no comments on gayness. Could it be that YOU see gay all over this picture?
C. Women fart and laugh at toilet humor so I find your assumption sexist.
4. I have a son in the age range of the boys in this picture and if he were to do something even remotely similar, I would laugh at it and make just as much fun of him as these 3 boys. Although, I would be highly embarrassed to see him in tighty whitey underwear. I raised him to wear boxers or boxer briefs.
III. Inferring that you would grow old and lonely is not name calling. You keep failing to recognize that people can laugh at something without thinking it has gay overtones and you will wind up with very few, pent up angry friends.
1) No. I was replying to all the comments below the picture. I don’t have any probelms with my sexuality.
C. You’re right. I thought I was acknowledging that, and if not, I am now.
4. Thank you for answering. I was wrong. And I agree on the boxers/boxers briefs.
III. I laugh at gay people all the time. I have many friends. This isn’t “name calling”. I should have said ad hominems. You do continue to make things very personal when they don’t need to be.
I’m not saying everything in this thread is homophobic. But when I asked you specifically if it would be the same if there were a girl, you didn’t answer, but instead went to some ad hominems, which I mis-labelled “name-calling”. I then incorrectly assumed your answer to be “no, it wouldn’t be funny then.”
That doesn’t change the fact that, based on the comments, there is a lot of homophobia *for some people* attached to their humor at this.
Also, I don’t care. I’m just bored and didn’t think this was a funny fail.
Bading bop!
The homophobia you see at this sight is largely that of the trolls. The regulars are a rather accepting group, contrary to popular belief. The funny in this picture has little to do with the fact that they are all guys. I think the guy by the motor is the funniest of the group. If only because it looks like he’s about two minutes away from being a girl.
Or, at the very least, a eunuch.
Stop looking at my boobs!
No.
You FART???
Oh…Ry….I’m not sure I can be your friend anymore.
*scoooooootches*
No but I do laugh at them. I did raise a son afterall.
Hey! That’s sexism!
(That last line, she was a joke, see?)
*directs a pointed look at Dragon, with one eyebrow raised*
It was the dog.
Suuuuurrrre. Ok.
It was the blogmonster. He’s been eating a lot today.
If Dragons did fart, they wouldn’t need to light a match.
*laughing!*
So the picture fails to fail?
But then wouldn’t fail be an appropriate caption?
Seriously? you dont’ see anything funny in how that one guy in the tighty whiteys is crouching? could he have not kneeled? good grief! he looks like he’s imitating a frog!
There’s all kinds of gay going on in the pic.
I like my gay plain vanilla.
I prefer mine with fruit.
OMG, I’ve got two avatars… I’m so confused.
I sweet god, why was this picture taken and by who?!??!
If you were really a sweet god, you would know this already.
Some modern theologians argue that God’s omniscience is inherent rather than total, and that God chooses to limit his omniscience in order to preserve the freewill and dignity of his creatures. Maybe he had to give up some of his omniscience in order to be sweet?
Heh. They’re still trying to justify the ways of god to man, eh?
Milton would be so proud.
Why would Mr. Berle care? I thought that comedy was his thing.
WHOM!
Where does it say that Whom took the picture?
I can recognize his style. You can tell by the positioning and lighting that this is an original work by Whom.
Doesn’t he have a one man show and lecture on tour?
He was strongly influenced by Whence, although that is not commonly known.
I had heard that he wanted to be friends with that photographer, but nothing developed.
That’s because he had a really negative attitude.
He did have a tendency to blow up.
Yes, once he got mad, he couldn’t f-stop himself.
Wasn’t he once arrested for exposing himself?
He probably lacked the focus to make the relationship work.
There was a clear solution to the problem, but they both kept themselves in the dark about it.
He once stated that the whole time was a blur to him.
They accused each other of not having enough depth in their field.
They just kept taking shots at each other.
They just wouldn’t let their differences slide.
I heard he was turned off when he saw the celluloid on her thighs.
This looks like it was a joke to begin with. I find Failblog funny when it points out mistakes or flukes in human behavior, but not when it’s stealing other people’s jokes.
You mean those two dudes standing at the front of the boat are trying to make a joke? The guy in the back is humping the motor on purpose? Deceived by failblog yet again. Curses!!
When am I gonna learn?
eygseuhserhuywygegyey!!!!!! pretty funny
wow, his nuts are so close to being reduced to chum in the blades of that motor… AND I LIKE IT
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/grady-ocorn
I don’t see any fail about this pic either – three guys, out on the water, obviously having lots of fun. I’d take a day with these guys any weekend.
The picture itself is funny though. And kinda sexy.
What the hell is going on here?
A remake of “Titanic” on a very cheap budget.
of course this version is a million times better.
MY HEART WILL GO ON
I’m bracing myself not to puke, but MY DINNER FAIL TO GO ON
first
wow you suck-didly-uck
Ned Flanders? Is that you?
the original FAIL
http://www.flickr.com/photos/eduardoduccigne/3193660476/
This leans more on the side of win…
that boat’s from Sao Paulo, Brazil.
LMAO
it kinda makes me proud lol
I think I just threw up a little.
I’m on a boat.
Incredibad.
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat.
This just wrong on so many levels.
Is. Is just wrong.
You wrang?
Ah, let him be. He’s wrung out.
I’m nervous about the world economy. *wrings hands*
To paraphrase an old indian saying: If you wring your hands, they will be too busy to push up your sleeves and get busy.
Looks like you’re worrying about the word economy by refusing to use them.
“This just wrong – ”
Sounds like a news reporter announcing new fails.
Let’s not get insulting here.
Some gasoline and a match ought to fix this.
Judging by the wide stance, I’d say that’s Senator Larry Craig playing with the motor.
this is arguably one of the best pictures to ever grace failblog.
That is wicked awesome. That is a WIN!
There are sooooo many things wrong with this photo….
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
this made me lol XD
it’s kinda like wasabi.
nothing much on the first swallow..then after a bit, it gets funnier and funnier until your all out laughing~
WIN!
Single men *win*, atchully…
Total WIN!
I think in the American version that is Mom’s 15-year old Taurus, and those are my two cleverer friends killing time while I change a flat tire
YES! 304th
>:O Easy access!
Its alright. Men fail sometimes.
No we don’t. We are prefekt.
You mean Ford Prefect? Where is your towel?
I want to say thank you for my uncle, that he halp me when get deficallty. i wish he have good luck with his job.
Would be more entertaining than the original.
What’s that on the back? Some prehistoric dinosaur?
There’s nothing fail about this picture….this is awesome.
I’m trying to eat breakfast here! Ugh.
Damn that was funny!
Sense
That picture makes NONE!
i havent problem with gays
rs
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Who else thinks that the background is FAR worse than the foreground?
Can someone explain why the man steering the boat is in his undies?
He lost his shots while we were skiing.
He was turning the engine on and we asked another friend to take the picture and, for luck, we got this picture!
BRAZIL!
I’m sorry, not having seen Titanic, I’m still trying to figure this one out. After searching Google Images, I get the two guys in the front. But how do the outboard motor and the bent over guy figure into the movie?
Great post… !
nice one
What’s with the guy in the back? hah.
This is epic.
nice pic man! haha…
Oh my God, what I can’t help but wonder is what was the FIRST person who actually PUT IT UP THERE thinking?
Obviously, FAIL, but in how many ways was he conceiving it? Hilarious, mind you, but strange just the same.
**wave**
WTF?
Good lord thats Ugly
http://www.youwont.tv
check out youwont.tv
That is one ugly site
almost as gay as the actual titanic.
Did anyone notice that the tighty-white’s guy also has a bone, look closer dumbasses, it makes all he difference (so it’s a lot funnier)
whats with the whities?
funnies people. .
the guy in the underwear reminds me of spongey, he puts comments on keepbusy.com and he is the only one that is green.
whatever…so wierd
This is a hot pic!!
uh, whats up with the guy in the tighty whities?
Actually, it does have some WIN in it. That guy’s chest has a pic of a happy Star Wars Creature Thing’s face. Plus, the other guy lookes about to toss the gay one into the lake and speed off.
the captain has problems with the boat!!!!
I can’t stop laughing… Ima gonna go look at that some more…. OHHH MAN I hate my effing job and my days in the office are miserable. Nonsense like this is just about the only thing that makes things tolerable for me.
it’s like the guy in the wet underwear is teabagging my vision. everything i look at is now soiled.
thanks for information….
Thank the gods for Europe
“It was the most erotic moment of my life.”
Wow. Never seen the man in underwear in Titanic..
you?
Does anyone else think that the smaller guy should be in front O_o
(en) @#$%!!! they r brasilians…
(pt) caralho!!! são brasileiros…
it burrrrrrnnnnssss!!! @A@ and yet….I can’t look away….IT LIKE SOME HORRIBLE CAR CRASH!!!
Dang… some shit only happens in Brazil…