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First!!! OMG!!
I am no longer a first comment virgin xD
You are also no longer a troll virgin – for shame
beat the bilbo?
this reminds me of that time i acquired AIDS
I told you not to go on that diet! I told you! And now look where you are. Tsk tsk tsk.
Silly trolls.
Congratulations, now you are a prostitute!
THATS GREAT TOO FUNNY
>
ASCII-Art-transmission-Fail
xDDDDD
OK try something else – to impress you
I am waiting to be impressed
Obvious impression-Fail
People seem rather spoiled here by sophisticated comments
Well that is your first form of virginity out of the way. Now you can try to move onto another.
there’s always “ding dong ditch” virginity.
You’re no longer a real virgin.
Congradulations, You can now stuff yourself with our sausage !
Username fail
stuff yourself with your own sausage…
FIRST ONEONEONE!!111!1 SEVENELEVEN NINEONEONE!!1
And in other news, King One One One was assassinated by irate Failboggers early this morning. He was stabbed at least three thousand and five times through the heart.
*STAB*
make that 3006
Et tu, Bassplaya?
Someone ignored the “beware the ides of march” memo.
*Stab*
3,007
No you
Film Actors Guild?
Does it have potato in it…?
Sadly, it was made by the vicar, so yes.
There’s a latka going on behind the scenes at this deli.
ouch. they really need to gefilta out these puns.
Matzah problem with puns?
I did, but now I falafel about it.
Here’s the honest truth, I’m not going to meshuga coat it for you.
Kugal be a little more clear?
You don’t get it? Schmeariously?
It’s a chutzpah, I tell you.
Yarmulkeing this pun for all it’s worth, aren’t you?
This shul is getting interesting!
Keep me a-bris-t of the situation, guys!
We’ve been putz-ing a lot of effort into these puns.
No kibbutzing!
I still don’t gelt it. Are we so far-klempt?
ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
That’s the sound you make when you get stuffed with sausage
Are you lot still going on about the Vicar?!?!XD
Nope. Just about the potato.
It does make for a good running gag, does it not?
*gags*
*runs*
No, that was just a minor clerical error.
You’ve been saving that one, haven’t you.
Guilty as charged.
*POUNCE!!!*
*HUGS and SOMERSAULTS!!!*
Woohoo!
*CARTWHEELIES*
Wheeeee!
*DOUBLE FRONT, STICKS LANDING*
*holds up cards*
10 for DW! 10 for AA! that was suberbly fantastic!*claps*
Hell yeah. I still can’t repress a giggle when someone says the word “vicar” (which they don’t all that often over here).
nor here. I did see a movie the other day called “Keeping Mum” and it was about an oblivious Vicar and his bored wife. All I kept thinking about was the FB crowd and their obsession with vicars and potatoes.
I was telling someone the story of the failblogger who was sitting in class, and his teacher said that he loves potatoes and always shoves in a few extra potatoes (can’t remember who told us that story) and I was laughing so hard my eyes were tearing.
OMG, typing that whole thing just made me giggle uncontrollably. I can just imagine a high school student sitting in class, trying not to laugh his ass off because of those shoved potatoes and he has no one to share the joke with…
lol! I hadn’t heard about that.
Posting here to avoid someone else posting the F word…
…but it failed…
Sorry, it’s just…I don’t usually do that but…the opportunity…and…
You should be ashamed.
*turns back on Kieran*
I’m sorry!!! =’[
Too late! Kieran, I am afraid you will be in Dragonwriter’s Humo(u)r 101 class…FOREVER!!!
*links arms in solidarity*
Oooh.
*gives a surreptitious *squeeeze* when no one’s looking*
*was looking*
*chants* Dragon’s in looove, Dragon’s in looove.
*sets BFF’s trousers on fire*
WOOPS! OH, I’m so sorry! Did I do that…? Tsk, I must be more careful.
AAAH!!!
*runs round room, pants ablaze*
I think I have a part for you in the Titanic The Musical. How are you with outboard motors?
Does this mean you’re a liar??
BondFan4518 is wearing hotpants? This time of year?
*quickly unlinks, reaches around your waist, pulls closer*
*smooch*
*re-links*
So romantic…and by a roaring fire, too…
Screaming fire, more like.
Add it adds to mood to have the fire move about the room like that. It leaves ghostly afterimages when you stare at it. I only wished it crackled like a wood fire instead of squeal like a propane burner.
*contemplates dumping the bukkit’s contents on BFF to put out the fire*
…
*takes pity and lets him continue to burn instead*
Now let the meat slide down your throat hole!
Popeye’s chicken is awesome!
Delickious!
Suckulent!
Mind-blowing!
Becuming!
That’s what she said
She told me to come, but I was already there
‘Cause the walls started shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it
WIN
Thanks, but I’m still full of Alex’s meat.
You, uh, might wanna finish up with that BEFORE surfing the web…. someone might get a bit of a complex.
*can have… CAN have… arrrgh
Would you like the bukkit?
I don’t even know how fluffy pulled off a typo like that.
It’s an extremely rare sighting.
The blogmonster has been eating individual words today rather than entire posts. It got several of Ry’s, and quite a few of coyote’s.
Skipping a few letters, that’s normal; skipping a whole word, still pretty commonplace; but replacing a word with a duplicate of the following word? That’s insanity!
Fluffy probably got distracted in the middle of the sentence, forgot where they stopped and just simply finished their thought without realizing they’d already said that… I mean it’s a goldfish after all. Their memory’s what, five seconds long?
It’s okay Fluffy, you’re still the best fish on Failblog!
She doesn’t need a bukkit. She needs a can.
LOL 6th!
oshitoshitoshitoshit
offense
Indeed. Someone needs to get their priorities sorted.
Nooo…
Sorry about that, I was hoping people had read the comic to get the joke.
I apologize if you took offense to that… and if you decide to, the comics are at http://www.explosm.net/comics/.
by the way, if you get about 10 responses, I’m sorry… my other comments would not show up for some reason.
He has nads?
¡Sí señor! Y muy grande tambíen. ¿Y tú?
*applauds Thepook*
*gives Thepook the clap*
Only one clap? Surely you can spread it around more.
Depends on what you are smoking.
Hee!
I still find your comment hysterical. The double entendre is almost too much. Almost.
Oh fine, it’s a bundle of sticks.
Needs the punctuation in the right places to make it more C&H and less Xbox live.
I read them! I count as everybody, okay?
ha ha
o i was 5th
6th!!
Is that a rip in the S-T continuum forming?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo…!!!!!
*sob*
*hands tissue*
My bad, I think it’s just mustard.
I hope so. Or else you have a serious endocrine imbalance.
Or you use tissues when you urinate.
In that case, I think a saline drip is indicated to rehydrate the patient.
This thread took a very, very wrong turn somewhere…
Sorry, I’m having rather an off day.
I once heard about a ram that tried to make a ewe turn. Does that help?
*snork!*
Perhaps you herd that one before.
Wool you stop with these puns? I’m getting sheepish.
I should leave them aloe(n)?
Nah. They’re not baa-a-a-aa-d.
As long as a random person doesn’t horn in on the pun.
Why are you guys ramming puns down each others throats?
*glances around sheepishly then goes on the lamb to avoid the rapidly forming angry mob*
Sheers to all those who got in on this pun run!
This is shear madness! Cheese it or I’ll get really angora…
Herd the one about the sheep? Flock you, you shepherd’s crook. Suffolks here have had enough…
Mmm, that’s my kind of deli.
Ah, a meat and potatoes man, I see.
actually, I’m a vegetarian.
but I can make an exception depending on the cuteness of said meat.
I’m a vegetarian too! *high fives* Maybe we can get some soysage…
I’m gonna go shoot me a Tofurky, so if y’all want some…
Im having a sausage tonight! =D
“that guy” must be in heaven.
Eeeeeeevil as ever ^_^
YES I AM! And it’s nice as hell up here.
Wait. shit. wrong expression.
I like the Delft Blue avatar.
I am the FIRST too!
You are a TROLL too!
*take M away and replaces with F*
Tee hee
“I af the FIRST too!”?? That doesn’t make any sense.
It could be that he meant “I af* the FIRST too!”, but that doesn’t make any more sense.
Maybe he meant on himself – “That guy’s fother”
Maybe he meant it in his comment?
*take F away and replaces with F*?
Maybe it’s “I af the MIRST too!”
Oops, you accidenty your small letter l with an exclamation point.
I don’t think this is a FAIL – I think it’s rather a deliberate joke and a play on words.
my cousin has that same sign in her living room. it’s fake. it’s not a real deli. it’s like a novelty sign. so i’m calling FAIL in the person who FAILed this picture.
*world shatters*
*sigh*
Now who’s going to clean this up, Aja? Did you consider that?
First BFF busts some moves, now Aja shatters the world.
The list of things to do is never ending.
Oh, and *SQUEEZE* is top of the list.
*puts bin on head and runs down corridor*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
It’s all right, only my world has shattered.
Unless the STC is broken again.
Was it in a tub labeled shatterproof worlds?
*SQUEEEEEEZES the Moomin!*
Woohoo!
*somersaults away out of the thread*
Luckily I have 45 left.
Did you checked your worlds? Don’t you think that a special one is missing? *wink wink*
Have you hidden it under your hat again? You fiends with your tophats.
Ironically I posted a similar comment which has now disappeared.
Communication Fail. =(
Perhaps the blogmonster thought that it was an order of deluxe and fries with a handmade chocolate shake.
Mmm chocolate shake…
My dad taught me to fold the fry (they are hot and juicy) and dip it in the shake. Sounds weird, but is sooo good.
I put goobers in my popcorn. Let’s grab a shake, some fries and cach a flick.
Well then you also need to call FAIL on the geniuses who voted for this on the voting page.
That’s a lot of phone calls.
or “stuff”. wow. whoda thunk it?
or “junk”
or “bunk”
“deli”. sure.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=deli
Odd, I thought Deli was a perfectly normal word. (Unlike “stuff”.)
stuff? well I never…
everyone knows about deli, but stuff?
Sorry, I meant “with”.
Yawn… can buy a hundred of these from “nostalgic” sign producers. Bad fail.
Lol, there’s hot phail on the grill!
God, I bet that’s a popular spot for some of the gayz in the community.
there’s a hot flail on the grill
*wishing there was a hot male on the grill*
it’s both an ad for the restaurant and advice to unpopular girls as a way to gain self esteem
werks fer me boy!
If you’re milkshake doesn’t bring the boys to the yard, serve up hotdogs and have a barbecue?
‘your’.
*sigh*
*offers bukkit*
I’m curious as to what flavo(u)r pudding is in a moomin bukkit.
*jumps into wormhole with bukkit*
*time passes*
*returns looking very gloopy and sorrowful and hands DW a washed out bukkit*
That’s not a fail, that’s AWESOME. I think it could only be better if it said, “Stuff your MOUTH with our sausage.”
gotta agree with john. this is not a fail. total win. great name for a deli.
try using the reply button next time, k? wait, I’m talking to “me”….why the hell am I talking to myself!?!?!?!
You’re talking to me?
You’re … talking … to me?
*hands Aja the crown*
Quality quotage. Loved it.
Had to. I didn’t see any movie references yet.
(Last fail had at least seven, not counting all Peter Lorre movies.)
Does any one else think this would make an awsome t-shirt?
I would buy it!
This is a win!
That makes me want a hotdog reallll bad lol
Ooh, love the avatar.
This is not a fail. That’s a comedic sign you can buy.
My local burger place has one of those signs.
lol thank you! i can’t beileve they posted this! i’ll go to the local tourist spot and start taking pictures of all the signs for FailBlog!
FIRST!!!
what’s with the white stuff all over the top of it?
looks like a slogan win 2 me
Have fun with that.
Just know he is originally from Vienna or so it seems.
Actually, I’m polish. That is the reason I need the bukkit so often.
No HOMO
What’s a dikfor?
That reminds me: does anybody know what happened to our friend Dr Hugh, The Humongous Great Sa(usa)ge?
You know, I just can’t remember the last time I played moose-tig.
*throws a toy moose at DrB*
MOOSE!
oh no! what did they do to my pet duck!
Now come on, obvious deliberate innuendos aren’t fails.
I do not believe dis is a fail. Dis a WIN!
Looks like a win to me!
LOL
I have this in my kitchen. Not kidding.
where is this deli because i want sausage lol
Looks intentional.
I’d put that on a t-shirt, that’s just perfect!
XD
That…. is really nice….
This isn’t an actual deli!!! This is a sign posted at bizarre tourist destinations. I’m from Savannah, GA and they’re everywhere here. I even have a pic on my cell phone lol. C’mon, FailBlog, do your research!
OMFG. We have one of those signs in a Lenny’s Burger Shop here. I was liek, “Homg. Parvartzz. D:<”
xDDD
Epic Win!!!!!
It’s only fail if they do it out of ignorance. This seems intentionally perverted and so I rate it a win.
That’s a humor sign we sell at my work.. not a real fail.. intended fail, maybe?
I have this sign actually.
i like a good sausage, kosher or not.