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No milf today.
Milf today, gone tomorrow.
Penises
are good.
for nothing
except peeing
on milfs
Win
that’s what she said
before she got milf’d
in her unit
Oh dear you guys….
I think shes full..
… *Boom*
what the heck is a milf?
42, you’ve got to be kidding
it means mothers I’d like to … I think you get the meaning
ps. they used this acronym on scrubs, which means in some wierd way, they dropped an uncensored f-bomb!
crap, fail on self for directing that to 42, it should have been directed in the general direction of the failure…. director,directed,direct… are there any other words that start with direct?
by ur mom oh snap and yes that just happened
That was a Fail worth of this site. *Clap Clap Clap
regrdtuyrsthwgevswvtvrsegysedseescddrlol?
No milf today, it wasn’t always so
The company was gay, we’d turn night into day
like sogay water?
or yogen fruz?
German!
OMFG FIRST ONEONEONE SEVENELEVEN NINEONEONE
My tazer finger’s really itchy now. Can I? Please?
Sorry. *Points at sign* [Feeding forbidden]
By all means, go ahead.
Sgt, I hereby promote you to the rank of Captain, and demote King to the rank of Janitor.
hahaha. i drive by this place every day on my way to my boyfriend’s place!
it’s supposed to say milford self storage! hahahahahaha. i laugh every time.
I think I’ve seen it before up in Milford. You live in Ohio right? Because I’m pretty sure this is up in Milford Ohio.
FIRST
Are you Cody from Scary Movie 3?
If so, I hope you get hit by a truck.
i agree although i would prefer a car with a spiked grill instead
I wish Cody was in Deathrace starring Jason Statham. Then he would have got his..
.
That’s a really odd and dated reference… isn’t that movie like 3 or 4 years old now? oh yeah, and not very good – at least if you’re not totally stoned.
fail
LOL
Says the guy who has nothing smart to say and sends in a stupid and short comment so that he can get first place. Tsk, I hope you are still hapy with a silver medal.
counting fail
Oh, snapster!
LOL isn’t smart? I thought it meant Love Of Linguistics?
In fact, by saying LOL I meant Leviathan Overy Lathanium :U
Oh! you meant Lust On Labias.
Maybe I meant Levi’s on Largerasses
Or perhaps Labrose Overweight Lectrice
Or possibly Love Of Lettuce
or maybe Lyme On Lacerations
Or Lemme Ovulate, Loser
I don’t know D:
okay, its Listerian Ovarian Librarian.
Or Lie On Loobers
Could it have been Livers Over Liars?
Life Of Loser ?
Oh man, see I thought he was talking about Loquacious Octogenarian Lautenberg and his Love Of Lightly Overweight Littering Older Ladies Owning Luminous Overhead Lighting On Lugubrious Old Lots.
oh….i feel so little, owned, and lethargic now
redundency
Oh not again!
Shit, coyote has turned into a bowl of petunias.
*panics*
Tool…
First!
damn! 5th!!!! rofl
How cute, self sarcasm. Actually not. You fail.
That’s not nice. Making a mistake is not an automatic fail. You fail for being a jerk.
That’s the first in a long line of reasons why JasonK fails.
We could publish a book longer than War and Peace entitled “The fails of JasonK”.
…Who??
I mean Lindsay. Or Nancy. Whichever.
come and get yours!
*holds out hands*
first!
You put shame on the name of Jason. Now go make a revision on 3rd Grade maths.
Says the guy named Jason
Says the guy who says LOL
Says the guy who has no sense of humour
Says the guy who isnt involved in the conversation.
Nah…he’s been renamed. From now on I’m calling him Lindsay Lohan.
I must have hurt your feelings for having you coming back after me. Poor thing.
*snortroffle*
You keep thinking that, Lindsay.
Poor, poor thing. I am really sorry for hurting you…*violin plays sad tune*
*sounds of uncontrollable laughter drowns out the violins*
What’s so funny? Oh, Lindsay is chastising other trolls, bwahahaha!
Plus he thinks that he has some kind of power to hurt me!
*clutches sides and gasps for breath*
He??? Oh, Lindsey… is it not a She? Do trolls even have a sex?
Yes, it’s “German”.
So I’m assuming very kinky.
Are you sure that when you said, “Do trolls even have a sex?”, that you didn’t mean, “Do trolls even have sex?”
You missed quite a day, coyote. Sheesh.
Happy Valentine’s Day, btw!
*smooch*
So I’ve been seeing. Perhaps troll don’t like cold weather so they hang out here instead. I saw that Lindsey was in rare form. Not rare enough however. I shall try to be functional earlier tomorrow.
I got hungry and ate your box of candy. Sorry about that. Tasted great.
Hee…! That’s okay, I hope you enjoyed it!
It was a selection Mrs. See’s truffles.
You must be the only one with insomnia tonight. There is no one here that I know to play with.
I’ll thank you in advance for not saying that I shall have to play with myself then.
Dang. Now why did you have to go and spoil my fun like that??
You need to get up pretty early in the morning to beat me. Oh wait. You are up early in the morning.
Yeah. This is one of those nights I just can’t turn my brain off.
*stamps Lindsay’s class transfer request – APPROVED!*
L has no class to transfer.
I do not think so. You prove me so.
Oh, so you do not think so? We agree on something.
What a coincidence…I do not think so, either!
Well, it looks like we’ve achieved consensus! I also do not think so. No need for further debate, then.
Indeed. Cookie? To make up for the one I stole before.
Oooh…cookie! I do believe I will, thanks. *munches happily*
Can I have one, too? The therapy cookies I got from Di back on Levitation Fail went stale…
*showers you with cookies*
I’m going to need something to wash this down.
*takes a sip of wine and holds it in mouth*
*cups your lips to my lips*
*let’s wine roll over the tongue*
Delicious…
Guess you can’t read “You prove me so.”
I proved that you don’t think you can hurt me?
GO ME!!
*gives the Admiral some more wine to celebrate*
*clinks!*
Oof. You hit my tooth that time.
*grin*
What an idiot. I do not think so, because you by yourself prove me that I am. Why should I need to think?
Except from sensitive, you also happen to be retarded.
*consults English/Gibberish dictionary* Oh, good comeback.
Grammatically speaking, Lindsay…my interpretation was the correct one. You have some serious subject/verb disagreement going on there.
I’m afraid for you the cure is unattainable. It’s hidden safely away in things called “books”.
He probably can’t reach the shelves.
Yes, incredibly serious. You idiot such all of and are you.
What? That’s not grammatically correct? Guess what, I don’t give a shit.
Poof, I’m tired of trolling today. I’ll come back again tomorrow.
*Troll Line Closes*
Wow. How extremely sad that was … I feel sorry for you.
THIS is the best format and method you can come up with to
validate your self-worth, Jason?
Dear Lo … after you find some context and grammar, get a life!
And a side order of “grow up”.
Oh, and Mookie? That was funny
Lol. It’s the tried-and-true method of troll-repelling. Use irrefutable logic and they just shrivel up and disappear. I came back from the store expecting another round of *Whack-a-Troll” only to find Lindsay had given up and slunk off with his tail between his legs.
Ah well. Now I can enjoy my cookie and wine in peace.
*munchity-munch*
*sip*
Cheers!
Did I miss something? Who is this Lindsay you are talking about?
Lindsay Lohan
That explains why I didn’t see any MILF’s at the mall today.
Exactly how many milf’s can one unit hold?
Exactly how many milf’s can hold my unit?
Exactly how many units are in your milf?
How many milfs are in your unit?
Milfs unit store many how?
How many units can a MILF box store if a milf box could store units?
42.
Thanks dude, that kind of things always keep me up at night <33
WIN!
Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy right?
No, 42.
Milf storage. No toxic liquids storage allowed.
What would MILFs be storing there?
Suitors.
Young men?
There’s no need to feel down…
Hey…what’s the fun in that?
boxes
heart-shaped!
(in honor of the day and all)
Hee! Nice!
MILF’s could also be storing precious mammaries.
Mammaries In Lacating Fingers?
teenage boys?
just a thought…
Don’t drag JasonK into this. Besides, FILFs are more his style.
Who..????
Oooooh. You mean Lindsay.
With Lindsay’s new name, we don’t have to stop calling her highness Nancy do we?
Oh GAWD no! Why on earth would we do that??
Just making sure. I would hate to lose Nancy for someone so unremarkable as Lindsay.
Who?
Oooh. Lindsey. Right. I keep forgetting.
Besides, Lindsey certain doesn’t deserve any royal designation. We can’t even decide how to spell her name.
Pfft. I just didn’t care enough to proofread.
Not in the slightest!
Then it’d be a MILA self – storage centre (Mothers I’d love to arrest).
I thought it was where you store your MILFs
Is this part of the camp that was raided?
I’d raid that camp.
29th!!!
*checks calendar*
Nope, it’s the 14th.
Not anymore =D
Happy Failentine!
*give Argoneus a chocolate-coated hand grenade*
So that’s where they keep them.
Yep. (*Whispers* Here’s a copy of the key. 500 bucks plz)
Hmmmm I wonder if they sell franchises…
french fries?
freedom fries
free dome fries?
free do-me fries?
I wonder what MILFs store inside of themselves…. o.O
Klein bottles.
Chicks with tricks? yes, please.
Yeah! A MILFs store would be great! Much better than a mere storage unit.
Good idea!
Can’t see the fail.
Anybody who would like to do it instead?
This only could happen Milford, Delaware
Acutally…Milford, OH
Or, the San Fernando Valley, CA
Milford, Utah?
I wonder how many Milfords there are…
Mr Milford was a very busy man in the 1800s
First!
more like “didn’t refresh the page for 46 minutes” FAIL
Feeding-the-Troll-Fail
looking forward to any v-day plans anyone?
Nah, I’m just going to get something out of my Self-Storage unit.
watch out for the potato
here it comes….NOW
there it goes….THEN
Haha, I know where that is.
http://www.fairfieldstorage.com/Milford_Self_Storage/milfordselfstoragemain.htm
be careful, MILFs look alright but their expiration date is closer than you think
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/various-sundries
Bates Motel relaunch FTW?
lol! Norman Bates must have been raised there.
They store things in their boxes.
So is this like a hotel for MILF’s?
It’s more like a den.
No, I’d say it’s more of a cabin.
It’s more like a camp.
…with MILF and cookies.
That got a genuine belly-laugh!
…with MILF and mookies.
Do you see a sign outside my house that says “MILF storage?” Do ya?
No, but I do see one that says “Home of the Whopper”
“Uhh…well Jimmie, this time we do see a sign…in neon……”
And this name is just so bright and so sharp
that the sign blows up because the name is so powerful.
I see nothin.. sth wrong with me?
YES!
WE CAN!
BE SOGAY?
Is that a request?
Giggety
giggety
gone!
Sofa King is next to this.
Which is next to Mike Hunt & I.P. Feely’s store, iCup.
If you seek Amy, click my linkie… It’s cute. : )
Maybe it’s storage for the Moro islamic Liberation Front: http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-milf-camp-fail.jpg
a much smaller building stores their self esteem
What’s Milf?
Your mother.
Milk, Ink, Laundry, and Firearms. It basically means ‘we store everything.’ It’s very subtle idiomatic humor.
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Is Good!
Can you tell?
LMAO!!!! I **heart** myself!!!!
*giggles* hehehehehe
If I had a dime
for the times I’ve cried
and the moon and the stars I have seen…..
Life is pain!
Anyone who says differently is selling something.
So true!
hey, our town needs one of these *snickers*
Brb Milfhunting.
Shit is fake.
So that’s where they keep them.
WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT MILF IS?
Google will.
Google knows all. Google tells all.
Wiki such a know-it-all…!
I live 3 minutes away from this place.
They didn’t repair the sign for like, 3 weeks. It was awesome.
FAIL? Looks like a WIN to me. Bo-Chicka-Bow-Wow!
Bingo. This picture is all WIN!
oh my god thats mytown, milford. that place is right next to the k mart on 28. wierd!!!
It’s not so funny when it’s your mom!!!
OOPS! Sounds like someone had an awkward/disturbing/therapy-requiring MILF experience.
But what if there are Filipino terrorists in there?
OH NOES!!!!!1111!!!
(if you don’t get it, check out the last MILF-related fail)
uh, duh, look close and you can see that it’s been altered. dorks.
Oh, I can assure you it’s not altered.
This is totally a WIN.
That is right by my house. Awesome…
Is this the self storage in Milford, Ohio?
Why yes, yes it is.
is that milford ohio? I think i’ve seen that place before.
holy shit i live in that place.
and it isnt altered it has been like that for ever. they just never fix it
that is in milford ohio
That’s right by my house!!!!
HAHAHA!! That’s less than a mile from where I live!! Milford Self Storage FTW!!!
GOT MILF?
I wish someone would go to the Milford Building in NYC and cause a particular power outage…
It seems like every 10th fail is in Ohio.
Oh, should I blow?
I f**king live by this.. this city never keeps the lights running right… the I-hop was I-Ho for three months…..
It’s totaly PSed. It says milford’s self storage.
what is a MILF?