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Foreign language Fail = not really a fail
Boring comment win.. Sadly.
Michael is SO GAY
But he’s tight so he is popular on South Beach.
Mouth bleach?
Hot for Teach?
happy failentine’s day
*innocent look*
*feels dirty*
Showertime!!
*showers you with affection*
*showers you with smooches*
*bathes in your beauty and kindness*
*masturbates*
*squishes the troll*
*cleans up mess and incinerates*
bwahahaha, that is so gay.
Stay on topic please.
Man, that is SO GAY!
(What’s sin gas? Breaking wind?)
The foul smell of sodomie, sex before marriage and birth control.
sin gas = no gas
that’s spanish mi amigo
Thanks. Really. I would have never guessed that. I honestly thought my above comment was what it means.
It’s nice how helpful people are on this site.
True. Ok, my joke attempt was strangled, but which good cause doesn’t have its victims?
The “buy Fluffy a big house in Hawaii” fund.
Yeah, and the “Mookie shouldn’t have to work” charity.
You said the other day you didn’t consider it work, you enjoyed it so much. You even questioned why you expect payment for what you do.
I was talking about one certain customer.
Sin gas actually means Without gas, pretty much meaning it’s not carbonated. SO GAY.
Is it safe to assume you did not read the previous comments? I know there is at least one comment stating what sin gas translates to in English.
sin gas == still water
Or literally, without gas.
All men should be required to drink that.
Wonder if they have “sin snoring” water, too.
It’s called a pillow.
That causes petechial hemorrhaging and then all fingers point to you. It’s easier to give him the water.
I thought it was called Linda, my ex-wife…
I need both for my dog.
*Woof?*
Show her how you beg. And come.
Baxter, not you. You get Mookie’s pillow.
*tenderbutfirmgrowl*
*rolls up newspaper*
*rolls over*
*scratches belly and giggles at leg kicking*
*lipstick*…*fullmoonsets*
sin gas = No gas (soda)
Actually, while the bottle cover is in Spanish, “SOGAY” doesn’t mean anything in Spanish, so that’s a brand name which they actually decided upon, in other words: yes, it is a FAIL, making your comment a “FAIL refutal FAIL”.
but since “SOGAY” doesn’t actually mean anything in Spanish and this bottled water is targeted to Spanish-speakers, that would make YOUR comment a “FAIL refutal FAIL FAIL”.
How does that make his comment a fail? If SOGAY is the brand name, then the brand name itself is a fail. It doesn’t matter which group it’s targeted to. If anything, you only reinforced the fact that it’s a fail.
Reasoning fail.
Reinforced?
*masturbates*
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Uh, no.
Because only ENGLISH speakers would find this a fail. And since this product isn’t targeted to ENGLISH speakers and it would be unreasonable to expect a Spanish speaking company to understand that their product name is a fail in another language (and since they probably don’t sell this product in the United States or any other English speaking country), it is therefore not a fail because SOGAY only means something to ENGLISH speakers, which is completely irrelevant to the target audience.
Thanks for playing, you fail as well.
Every Spanish speaking person in the world knows what Gay means. In fact it’s the word we use as well, so yeah, whoever chose that brand name wasn’t… how can I put it?… thinking straight?
“thinking straight” I might be a little tipsy but I find the pun hilarious!
Are you saying that every Spanish speaking person in the world knows how to parse “SOGAY” into “so” and “gay”?
But wait, for an hispanic to pronounce it, it would come out soguy.
No, no…everyone knows it’s pronounced soggy. That’s what water does, it soggies everything in its path.
Now obviously if they were to market this product in the US or the UK or some other English speaking company, they’d probably do well to have an English speaker tell them that the name means something in English. But since the Spanish labels give away the fact that this was sold in a Spanish-speaking country, that’s obviously not the case for this bottle at least.
Your comments are sogay.
*pot*kettle*black* This coming from the guy who masturbates most on failblog.
*bukakes on ryannon*
The masturbation thingy is a one word pun. Headhunter’s putting out 500 word essays on engrish fails not being fails…
hmm…who’s worse, me for writing 500 word essays or you for counting the number of words…
Your mom is sogay.
You don’t know Spanish, don’t you?
u failed at failing
actually it´s spanish and it´s a big fail!!
because gay means the same and “so” sometimes it´s used as “such as”
so, SO GAY could mean “u such a gay!”
oh shut up
FIRST 111!11
One hint for you exclusivly: Whenever you click “Reply” you’re NOT f*rst.
See what I mean about being helpful? It is a beautiful thing.
I have to agree.
And yet another kid who refuses to ignore the firsters, thereby being just as annoying or an adult who desperately needs attention.
*hides the tazer* Let’s get rid of this thing, shall we?
Umm…can I borrow that for later?
Just don’t give it back all sticky this time, OK?
Mmm sticky buns…
You licensed to operate both these things? *shows*
Speaking of attention, that guy’s got the grip alllllll wrong.
Ouch! Just one thing in my defense: I assume that the vast majority of firsters just type in their favorite word and then don’t care about it anymore. I may be wrong though, I’m just beginning to learn the rules here.
There are no rules. It is just simple stupidity.
1. Newbies type first because they don’t know what else to say kinda like when puppies get excited and piddle
2. The idiots that type first in response knowing there will be backlash
3. Then there are the people who provide the backlash and argue with the “trolls” and become as annoying.
4. Non-profit for everyone
It’s easier to just ignore the firsters and anyone that doesn’t. The world is a much gayer place.
When I was gay, I tried to ignore the fisters.
When I was fisting, I tried to ignore the hemorrhoids.
When I was hemorrhoidic?… I tried to ignore the pain.
When I was resisting, I tried to ignore the manacles.
When I was a maniac, I tried remembering what I wasn’t doing
% “When I was a young warthooooooog ” %
Ok, from now on I shall ignore firsters. At the same time I will continue trying not to be annoying. That was never my intention, I’m just trying to be funny in a language that isn’t my mother tongue. I will never be able to be as witty as you…shall we say… regulars(?). Don’t be to harsh on me.
What is your first language, if you don’t mind my asking?
German.
Which also might explain the lack of humor…
Your English is great. I made an attempt to learn German a few years ago, but it was too daunting. I’m sticking with Spanish.
Thank you! I imagine German to be a horrible language to learn.
BTW: My attempt to learn spanish failed – whenever I tried to speak spanish all that came to my mind was the french word. So my spanish course improved my french…
I thought Spanish preferred the strap.
It’s a leash. And I don’t need it now that he’s tame.
*waves to Arthur*
I see Failblog 101 is in session…have fun! But I wanted to give you your complimentary cookie.
*gives Arthur a cookie*
German eh? I speak a little bit of Afrikaans, so i might be able to understand you…try me.
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Ek spreek ‘n beitjie Afrikaans, en jy?
Nice, I actually understood. Ich spreche ein bischen Afrikanisch, und du?
Thanks Dragon!
*munches cookie* Delicious!
Ich hab’s auch verstanden. Aber lesen und hören sind möglicherweise zwei Paar Schuhe… und ronber, Du brauchst das hier: “ß”.
Gute Nacht nach Berlin!
So Strategist – understandable?
F i r s t !!
*whistles*
Did anyone hear something?
Nope. Nice tune BFF.
Thanks. I thought you’d like my rendition of “In the Navy”. Fits the fail, don’t you think?
It takes a village to raise a child.
You sir are so gay?
Bottled estrogen, apparently. May cause testicular death. Side effects vary.
Side effects may include muggings, beatings, eternal damnation and inexplicable success with the opposite sex.
Oh I am so drinking this before going out with the girls! Sounds like a hellava night!
Then I’m gonna come around and kick your ass all over the place before sending you to hell! Now answer yourself, is it worth it?
and squeezes.
*SQUEEZE*
Does it say Sin Gay there to the right?
Yes. It is a Biblical reference.
Yup, Onanism. He’s trying to ‘spill’ the water from the bottle!
You don’t want to face it, do you?
Small of the back works for me.
*works back* You mean like……ah…this…?
No. Still too lumpy.
no, it says ‘sin gas’, meaning it’s still water.
Can’t we just pretend it says sin gay? It’ll be our jolly little joke.
ohh go on then
sin gay would mean = without gay
And that would make arthur a very unhappy redsox.
Sin gay = so very very sad.
Lol that’s so gay.
Yes the water wihout gas is so gay.
Where do I buy this stuff?
At Gay Mart in Wilton Manors.
Or at Pelotas
no one will get that joke…. [/sad]
Since you have some difficulties getting other peoples jokes it’s even then.
I know… I didn’t tell you i’m a retard?
no, if i said i would be lying
Also, Dude, retard is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
*ties rope around bantab’s feet, binds his hands behind him, strings him up, puts electrical tape over his mouth (I’m not spending my precious duct tape on this asshat), pours pig’s blood all over him and leaves him for Avis’ rocs*
Need some help? I can kick while you get him all tied-up. I can also insult him in three different languages, including Taiwanese!
I can insult him in Cape Flats Afrikaans!
*pours oil and petrol over bantab for cruelty*
yeah! and let’s roll him on feathers while he shrieks in pain and polyglot insults!
You guys have fun. Let me know when Avis’ bird arrive, okay? I want to watch.
*gently inserts an “s” at the end of bird*
Me too! I want to watch the carnage. *rubs hands together eagerly*
Have an umbrella. You’ll need it when the birds arrive.
Thanks, di!
*gives di another cookie*
Can I have a cookie?
Soitenly.
Tanks!
*munches on cookie*
Oooh, another cookie! *munchity munchity* Thanks! I’ve never had a soiten cookie before; it’s delicious.
The gay dating site? mr. cuddles is all over that, it’s where he met his significant other.
You mean Bod?
Bod is just a fling, don’t tell him though. mr. cuddles has a fireman that keeps him in the lifestyle he is accustomed as well as all the leopard print and gold lame thongs he could ask for.
I didn’t know LB swung that way. I stand corrected.
LunchPants’ hose is so big it’s hard to control which way it swings.
It’s not the length of the hose, it’s the size of the nozzle that matters.
And the pressure.
When I said “big” I meant diameter.
When I said “nozzle”, I meant mushroom cap.
*never eats those kind of mushrooms*
Apparently some guy’s dog did, and it killed him.
While being video taped. By the dog.
HAHAHHA! (i get it)
AHAHAHA i got the joke. I’m sooooo latin american
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I bet they have problems exporting that water to english-speaking countries…
They don’t export it dude! Even the non-english speakers knows whay so gay means, i’m brazilian and i can understand it, so even those guys from that country guiné bissau must know it
*sings*
So gay can you see…
Your ruse didn’t work. It is clear you are Arthur Eld, evidenced by the special tilt in your avatar.
Damn! The guys at Covert Security told me this would work. I bow to the genius of Sherlock Ry.
They just wanted to see you make a fool of yourself. I told them you didn’t need help.
You are what you eat… er, drink.
Your avatar indicates you’re champagne then.
It’s so small I always assumed it was an abnormally shaped penis he was imbibing.
Abnormal shape and color – but I certainly won’t argue with an expert like you
If your penis is shaped like a champagne bottle, you fall into the abnormal shape and color as well. Doesn’t take an expert.
MY penis is neither green and golden, nor shaped like a champagne bottle! Also not the size of a champagne bottle, I leave it to you to judge if that’s good or bad…
It will go unjudged if that is the case.
Yet again, I marvel at the amazing lack of judgmental peeps here on FB. Not counting the ridiculously judgmental ones, of course.
Anybody got coffee?
*pours a cup for WhoaNellie*
Sugar? Milk?
Obviously, a hung jury.
Well…
Ryannon there is a gentleman here that I would like you to meet. Allow me to introduce Dr. Sigmund Freud. Dr. Freud, Ryannon.
Roberto Alomar caught AIDS drinking this.
That’s ignorant and ridiculous. He got the gay drinking this. And not every gay person has AIDS.
Fail Fail!
That guy’s hands are really small.
So are his gloves.
That or it’s one hell of a bottle… Um, ‘Sin Gas’?
Oh, it’s like an enema bottle.
Nothing like loose poops to cheer up your moose…
Is that a reference to stuffin’ a muffin, puffin’?
Only if it’s a chocolate stuffed muffin.
I like mine with fruit…say, peach?
How ’bout a peach-shaped chocolate stuffed muffin? With rainbow sprinkles!
Would you like some Sogay water with that?
Does it cause rainbows near the ground?
That was so gay…(Foke Jail)
Must…fight…urge…
Training partner?…
Say it out loud. You know you want to.
What? And give you another reason to go on one of your pissy girly rants? No way.
That’s an insult to girls.
I said “pissy girl” not girl.
That’s a “pissy greek girl” to be technical.
“Pissy girly…” I like that. I think we should nickname Jasonk “Linsday Lohan”.
I vote for “Warm Lemonade”.
Oh, shut up ugly. You’re too boring to make me say something more to you. Yet again, you’re a girl. What should you know about being funny? Skitter off.
Okay her being ugly makes sense. Now I understand why her father never molested her. You should almost feel special Lindsay, you must be really attractive. Nice score!
Know what, you’re a girl, so stop trying to act cool. You’re actually making me laugh. I bet you haven’t even lost your virginity to act like this.
I love it when they reveal their own insecurities like this!
I KNOW!!! But then, I’m guessing that Lindsay hasn’t even heard of the term “projection”.
Let’s just hope that Lindsay has in fact heard of the term “protection” because when it finally happens I would hate for there to be little Lindsays running around.
Amen, sistah.
Hi Di! He’s about to learn of the term “prediction” as he’s got a small problem — it’s not going to happen for him until he grows as a person.
In that case, he’d also better learn the term “self-fulfilling prophecy”, since I don’t predict he has the predilection to perform that particular piece of progress.
Self-loathing is sooooooo sad to see. I think you need a hug.
Hmmm it’s no big fete for a girl to lose her virginity. We don’t brag about it. I am sure when (IF) you lost (lose) your virginity, you will put emphasis on the fact it is with A GIRL! But then again, I bet you like the water from this fail. ’nuff said.
Water is water, regardless of the name. Now, if there was a Ryannon Lemonade, it would be 99% consisting of puke and 1% of lemon.
Yes but I wasn’t molested by my father.
Made in Vermont
hehe.. I forgot about that. That was a good fail.
I likkeeeeee
You spelled bike wrong.
Everyone has failed to notice that the bottles half full?
I prefer it to be half empty…
So is that why you didn’t finish it?
No, not at all, I was aghast to discover that the Sin Gas wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.
Do you now feel half gay?
Half gay half empty?
The guy was curious so he drank some.
If he were bi-curious he would have drank two.
I hope they don’t make flavored water. And boiling wont get the ‘gay’ out.
If he was bi-curious, wouldn’t he have spit it back out?
If he were bi-serious he would have imbibed one and sat on the other.
AHH! The visual!
AHH! The auditory!
ahh!?
THIS IS FUNNY EVEN IN SPANISH!
So gay = You are a big gay!
I AM NOT A BIG GAY!
oh that water bottle is so queer…
Queer drink for the straight…?
there’s something queer about that name
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/grady-ocorn
Grady FTW!
Look, any way you look at it, valentines day SUCKS and should be outlawed.
So there.
Not getting any this year?
Here, try this bottle of water. It may help.
He might need the liter size.
Sogay is a city in Perú.
You can imagine what kind of tourism they have…
http://www.airport-images.com/city_1930256_Sogay
A city with lots of phallic monuments?
Can I come to that potato party? This is my first Valentines Day alone
You can have your own spud gun. I’ll shackle Lindsay.
The official water of the Fab Five.
Now they’ve gayed up water. First rainbows, then color pink, now water. The world is turning gay :/
I bet it tastes faaaaaabulous!
ROFL.
You made me spit water on my monitor.
Now my monitor is so gay…
I guess this is water for Scientologists who are afraid that regular water has thetans in it or something.
Sogay, it scary…
Can we PLEASE retire the “gay=fail” meme?
Fear not, I am working on So Lesbian water but I can’t get rid of that fishy aftertaste.
Did you try the Ultra-Douche?
Leave Lindsay out of this!
*SNORKROFFLE!!*
*wipes face with handkerchief*
Please, Dragon, next time you sneeze, please don’t face this way.
Please. If I’d sneezed you’d have no eyebrows left.
*looks in mirror*
OH MY GOD WHERE IS MY HAIR?! AAAAH!!!
*runs out of room, shreiking*
*offers a ShamWow* You can use this to wipe away the singed remnants.
His eyes and eeeeeeee!s seem a bit distraught as well.
Thanks.
*Wipe Wipe Wipe*
Great, now I look like Yul Brynner.
Alas, poor Yorick! Let’s go with Patrick Stewart, okay?
Aside: I got to see Patrick Stewart as Antony in the RSC’s “Antony and Cleopatra” in Stratford a couple of years ago.
He was astounding.
HEY! What’s wrong with looking like Yul Brynner?
Definitely depends on who is drinking it. If it was me drinking it, then it should be labeled, “OBVIOUS.”
lol.spanish
Sogay is a province near Arequipa, in Peru.
So much for bottled water…
Los machos toman agua sucia!!!!!!
SOGAY-GAY-EX.
How do we classify this troll?
Personally, I find this one to be a win
Lol, sin gas.
That’s so gay!
Homo!
NO HOMO
Homo water? They HOMOGENIZE water these days?
Somewhere in the universe, a culture right now is making fun of every brand name in English, because it means something funny to them… that’s just how things work.
Big fail … because there’s no rainbow on top of the mountain to be SO GAY
En español “sogay” no significa nada
Yes, it’s a fail, cuz in Portuguese “so” = am
so, in English, it would be the same of “i’m gay”
Do you wear white underwear while sailing?
Haber que no sabéis nada.
“Sogay” is a small village near to Arequipa in Perú.
“Sin Gas” means something like “non-carbonated water”.
El problema es que normalmente los yankes no habláis más que uno o dos idiomas.
Y no tienen la voluntad para aprender otro.
Your comment is a win.
Any trigonometry experts here? What is the sine of Gas anyway?
___________ Dunno, let’s try this:
\ /
_\ Warning /
__\ /
___\Gas /
____\ /
_____V
Dang, so close.
Well anyway, that is the sign of gas.
From the movie, “Heathers:”
“Mineral Water…You know what that means!”
What the hell is that doing here?… it belongs in the Engrish website.
buy at sofa king cause its sofa king gay
Arequipa Arequipa mi ciudad!!! Arequipa Arequipa my home city!!! hahahaha
Sogay is a nice place near Arequipa, and there are no gay people in that place
Buy our “Gay flavored” water for only $3 each and taste the phail flavor XP
Some weeks ago, I went with a group of friends to Arequipa, the city where that brand is sold. And everyone was making jokes about that name.
So… remembering the existence of ESL FAIL.
Engrish qualms aside, I think the turning of the bottle to make the light reflection separate the two words was a nice touch. Wonder if they did it on purpose.
Lol, real Gay Fuel.
No, buddy… This is never a BRAZILIAN WATER… cAN’T BELIEVE THIS, lol
Have u guys heard of GayLord hotels? Real place
In portuguese is the same that: I’m gay (in red). RERERERRERERERRERERE
what language is that?
Oh my god… I drank a bunch of those in Ecuador and didn’t even realize it XP
it also says SIN GAS
DOUBLE FAIL
so gay now with sin gas
(look in the bottom right part of the label)
I dunno if it has been said before, but “So gay” has a meaning in Spanish, so it is a Fail in Spanish too. It means the same as in English, but it’s more direct when talking, I mean when we see someone very very bastard (cabrón) we say “So cabrón”, like “such a bastard”. So Fail in English and Fail in Spanish, 100% FAIL!!! So gays!!!
omg this is soooo gay
this isn’t real.
Which would be kinda hard for you, in that grave…tsk guess some people can never learn and repeat the same mistakes over and over.