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I want to see the CIA cops run up these stairs, chasing some villain.
FBI
Ah, yeah, add those too. The more the merrier.
SWAT
SWITCH
RICH
NICHE
NIETZSCHE
KANT
Can too
CURSES!
*hexes*
*octagons*
Hostess?
Wow, that would be a feast for the eyes to see those SWAT, SWITCH, RICH, NICHE, NIETZSCHE, KANT, Can too, CURSUS!, *hexes*, *octagons* and Hostess? running up the stairs.
Or coming down for that matter. Going down is always nice.
Ding-dongs?
Sh*t always rolls downstairs.
I want to see someone jump down those stairs.
all that chasing put to Benny Hill music, now go
You guys are the most random people ever (:
Can too! :p
I was expecting someone to write C*NT.
I’m glad you could be there for yourself.
You accidenty your name
Muahahahah, what a fail! The CIA cops! Loooool, muahahaha, what an ignorant, harrharr, the CIA cops! Muaaaaaaaaaaahahaha, i’m laughing myself to death looooool, the Cia cops, huuuuaaaaahahahaha, the Cia cops, hihihiihih, huuuuuuge fail, the Cia cops!
BTW: Why have they still not posted my Obama fail?
They haven’t because they hate you.
…or your not funny?
Well, they shouldn’t.
it’s not about me being funny or not, it’s the fail i submitted that’s funny!
Apparently the voters did not agree with you. Get over it.
Given your sense of humor, the Obama fail might be a little less fun for people not being you.
He can’t, the gap in the staircase is too narrow.
What voters?
Like his mind.
*SQUEEZE*
Welcome back!
Dear Tom,
As has been explained on the page time and time again the way you make it onto the main page is by having people vote for your fail submission in the voting section. Obviously you submission did not receive enough votes. Now get over it!!!
Trusting this is satisfactory.
Regards,
McFail
Poor Tom. Killing all those minks all day has turned his mind.
Mind you…
the problem is: My subission didn’t even make it to the Vote Section!!!! Tha’ts why i can’t have any votes, so could you post it at least at the vote section please?
Dear Tom,
I do not have that power. Even if I did have that power I would likely choose not to use it.
Regards,
McFail
Dear Tom,
While I did see your fail, I hacked failblog and replaced your Obama fail with picture of a plane about to crash into WTC-1, with a photoshop of radio personality and general pissant Rush Limbaugh as the plane. They didn’t find it funny, and blame you.
.
Regards,
Christopher
KHAAAAAAN!
MEEEE!!!
was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.
And here comes Heidegger who could think you under the table…
Do you mean Kant?!?
You Kant be serious.
I sure Hobbes not.
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!
POOR
By the name of the person that submitted this fail, I assume that this wondrous work of art is located somewhere in Portugal. Portuguese constructors FTW! :p
Yay! Skinny Portuguese people FTW!
All of a sudden malnutrition has its advantages…
Depends if what is at the top of the stairs is worth it.
The exit from a dungeon in which you were held for years?
I thought that was Shanghai?
Austria.
But in the land above they have McDooms. Is it worth escaping?
No, this is definitely in Photoshopland, nowhere else would you find such work of art!
Do you really believe all the fails on this blog are photoshopped? Where are you living? Perfect land? Things DO go wrong sometimes. No need to photoshop there’s always enough real-life-fail.
You mean potatoes don’t have nutritional value when consumed this way?
tee hee!
I was guessing Spain or Portugal just by the look of the stairs.
Spain, I think…Is that an M for Madrid in the railing?
M for mutilated stairs.
nevermind
I saw Nirvana live. Hellava concert, only 2000 people.
Now that’s a fake, coz Nirvana died, he committed chop suey sight! (At least that’s what we people are told by the CIA cops, muaaahahahha)
Seems to me that your laughter is also Photoshopped. “Muaaahahahha” ?
Plus, he seems unaware that 1/3 of Nirvana is now the leader of the Foo Fighters.
A FAIL of amazing proportion, Tom. You should be ashamed. And tazed until dead. Whichever comes first.
Sometimes my love of sliding down banisters gets me into trouble.
I thought we managed to get all the splinters out and the cream from the doctor reduced the swelling?
I guess you couldn’t see the swelling from behind!
I thought you were on a space hopper.
I was wondering why you were using two hands for that cream.
You two are in danger of being pronounced the next FB couple.
I thought we were a threesome
I now pronounce you Mikey D and DrDoolittle.
You may now kiss the Mookie!
Thank you for your kind words. It’s just that our particular threesome is based on chillin’ on comfy chairs at the end of a long fail…with our feet up, if we remember to pop the gimp on all fours.
I was wondering why you wouldn’t let me have a go bouncing on it.
See Mooks, perfectly professional.
Don’t try that with me. I know what goes on on business trips.
Risky business?
Cruisy really.
Yes. Prophylactics
hehe
Porky lactates.
Hahahaha.
I want to slide down these stairs…
Head first?
Sure…relaxes…
I think Chuck Norris would slide down these stairs and not even care about the landing; head or buttocks first. Personally, I imagine him going down roundhouse-kick-first.
only chuck norris can walk this stairs without squeezing
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to walk down stairs. Space bends to his will.
In soviet Russia stairs slide down you.
If you move into that building you better not have a piano.
This was the very staircase that inspired the upright piano.
It’s downright upright.
If you are a tall enough male rounding that corner could make you an outright soprano.
A lovely word picture, you know you’d make an alright playwright!
If you move into that building you better not move into that building.
StairFail to Heaven?
stairway to heaven..
Looks like hell to me…
Looks like Portugal to me…
How can you tell?
Do you live near this staircase?
(say yes! say yes! say yes!)
This staircase and I used to have a history, but sadly I didn’t see it going anywhere.
lol
*laughs*
Anorexia WIN!!!
That’s me in the corner…
That’s me in the spot.light…
Losing skin by friction…
Sounds likea job for… KY-Jelly.
or a job for R Kelly.
Lorraine Kelly!
Brilliant!
Pass the Guinness, that staircase doesn’t look normal yet.
Who ever heard of a stairwell in which someone hasn’t “passed some Guinness”?
Next to this: Booth Fail.
Was that the Wilkes Booth?
Agony Booth.
Nice.
Could always place one hand on the rail and then run up the wall and over to the other side. Can be done. Post the vid here so we can comment on it
It’s already done. The vid is called “Matrix”.
There is also a Technicolor version by Fred A Stair.
-stairs-
-stares-
I’m gonna kick ur ass.
Humm, something seems amiss here… perhaps it’s the lack of shadows.
Quick, hide in me.
The pick-up line of the century!
Yah. My avatar is SO not scary.
What do you mean? Your avatar makes me think of our vet. Last week our dog was sterilized. When we went to collect her, the vet squatted next to my four year old daughter, produced a tissue from his pocket, opened it and said: “Look, that’s what I cut from your dog’s belly”, displaying two bloody ovaries.
Dude, that is just wrong! Where do you live, anyway?
Suddenly, my avatar doesn’t seem cute and romantic…
I live in Belgium, but it would have pleased you more if I had said Romenia or the Congo Jungle, wouldn’t it?
The vet is actually a very nice and warm person but I think a sudden didactic urge got the better of him.
Out of curiosity where did the Romania Congo Jungle crack come from? Uncalled for.
That has to be traumatizing for her! What’s up with that vet?
*opens tissue* Look, this is what I cut from the insensitive vet.
That per-vet didn’t need those anyway. At least shouldn’t.
Thanks a lot. I DOL’d.
Dry-heaved Out Loud
Jesus! What a sick S.O.B.!
A similar story: The town I live in pays a guy to take care of the citys waterbirds, esp. the swans. That made him some sort of a folksy local celeb, the press called him “swan daddy”. One day a friend of mine (a teacher) and her class of 7-8 year olds saw a little duck on a lake with a sixpack plastic ring wrapped around its body. Of course, the kids wanted to help, didn’t know what to do and so my friend decided to call “swan daddy”. He came, saw the prob, took his rifle and shot poor little ducky. While the kids were watching. His reason? “Do you think I want to chase that goddam duck?”.
Talk about trauma…
THAT is a funny story!
It teaches reality and makes you smile!
Have you consider intensive therapy at a live in clinic? Preferably one without an internet connection.
Yay it’s Escher land!
♪ Oh, what a feeling!
When we’re dancing on the ceiling ♪
That… wasn’t from Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo, was it?
What? That’s how I always drew staircases when I was in fifth grade!
I think someone tried to make a real life version of the Miner Willy mansion.
when the building’s owners saw this they were railing against the builder until he was up against a wall
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/taunting
Ikea stair: Honey, I’m missing an open space here!
That is no Stairs Fail but a WALL FAIL!
You can clearly see that the Wall has been build later.
Yeah, the stairs are fine, It’s the running into the wall thing that would be a bit of a problem.
But it’s a metaphor for my life anyway. Taking all the stairs I can find and gettin’ nowhere!
It looks fake because the wall is at a different angle then everything else, and it looks like it has less lighting.
wall fail
Does the optimist say the stairs go halfway up, and the pessimist say they go halfway down?
The optometrist says “A or B?”
This only looks like a fail. I bet they decided to block off the stairs to create a bigger room on the other side of the wall. We had a stairway in the basement of an old house we lived to that didn’t have a door at the top.
The things you can do with Photoshop. Makes me smile each and every time.
Well that’s one way to encourage people to lose weight
Their showing how to hop a fence without Goron Mask or Epona
I had a dream once that the stairs at work did this- I had to hop over the railing halfway to my office- which was fine until I had an elderly client. . . .
1. Run down stairs.
2. ????
3. PROFIT
There’s stairs like this in forgotten corners of the Uni I went to. Think it happens a lot more often then you might think in really really old buildings that have had modification after extension after remodelling. Easier and cheaper to just put a door at both ends then fill it in or try to make use of the space.
This looks alot like an area I found in the Bagdad International airport when we invaded Iraq. I found two stairwells that were walled off to block access to the second floor,
Wow, Gratz.
Clearly designed not for Americans
Two words…Russia
yea….jus so use know dese stairs are from colombia.
You shouldn’t try to slide down that banister.
Does this remind anybody else of lemmings?
Not a fail – the architect just hates fat people.
you resemble that remark. hahahahahaha!
what would happen if you went down these stairs in the dark??
NO FAT PEOPLE ALLOWED!!!
this is gonna hurt my balls..
ok whos that stupid. i mean wen your building that wouldnt u notice. unless ur wasted and mentaly chalenged
its not the stairs’s fault.. Thats definetly a WALL fail..
This only looks like a fail.
Someone could squeeze through that gap. You fail at failing.
I dont know where this photo was taken but it looks exactly like a stairwell I saw at the airport in Bagdad
Neener-neener-neener!
You’re both a TROLL and a fail at spelling. Go back to school.
*tazes you to unconsciousness*
Is that staircase 9 3/4 ?
frist: a small vegetable used in stews aften containing pheasant
Subtle!
I don’t know. Perhaps we should take a run at it to find out. You go first
*Squeeze* Thank you!
.
*leaps down steps…fast…* *Disappears!*
*follows suit* Don’t mention it *Disappears*
*runs straight into wall*
-=SPLAT=-
Dammit.
*jumps into own time wormhole*
*appears*
*SQUEEZE!*
*disappears*
*jumps back out of wormhole*
???
*looks around*
*runs into wall again*
*rolls down stairs*
*offers Mikey D a flying car as alternative means of travel*
Aack! Another sandwich? Who keeps leaving these on my desk?
Please adjust your Flux Capacitor to the
upright position.
Those are still appearing? We should get Dragonwriter on here to take a peek at the STC to make sure it’s operating correctly.
*Starts eating sandwiches to get ride of evidence.*
-e
*peeks*
It’s fine. Just keep an eye on that Moomin!
You mean like this? *shows*
Your Flux Capacitor is sticking out of the top of
your waistband.
I was told there was a prize for that.
No prize. Just cases extra frisking.