Comments on: Parenting Fail

By: hey

hey — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 03:04:37 +0000

i think it is a 9:26 fail…. just kidding i dont even know what you guys are talking about

By: attorneys

attorneys — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:47:08 +0000

must be a wealthy suburb somewhere.

By: DAK23

DAK23 — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:29:14 +0000

Ha… segue to a segway!

By: stupidquestionsonaroll

stupidquestionsonaroll — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:35:34 +0000

the kid’s fault

By: george

george — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 04:35:14 +0000

i say kill this lazy bitc h and her lazy offspring with its US weakening lazy-genes!

By: dukethepcdr

dukethepcdr — Tue, 05 May 2009 22:28:08 +0000

So much for getting some exercise by taking the baby for a stroll. My goodness, but people are lazy these days!

By: Sean

Sean — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 07:53:03 +0000

What do you mean universal health care doesn’t work? I come from New Zealand, I have lived in Australia. Both countries have universal health care and it does work. If I am sick I go to hospital and I do not have to worry about the cost of it I don’t need health insurance. You go to the pharmacy and pay $3 for a prescription (NZD), and the government pays the rest (which according to my receipt is about $145). Universal health care does work, and I really do feel sorry for the many Americans who can not afford one of the most basic necessities in the modern world. I really see no reason why what is supposedly the greatest country in the world should have so many people with no basic health cover.

By: Conway

Conway — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 03:59:01 +0000

Have you heard of the Beach Boys? Old Song Knowledge Fail!

By: nomdunchien

nomdunchien — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:50:55 +0000

How cab she do that?

By: contranym

contranym — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:58:51 +0000

Old meme. My ex took that photo nearly two years ago.

By: bubs AKA vermin

bubs AKA vermin — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:47:35 +0000

segways are cool. but you’ve got to bet the laziest ass in the world to fail that much.

By: hhkojjkljlkjkk

hhkojjkljlkjkk — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 01:19:05 +0000

first

By: Omega Maximum

Omega Maximum — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 01:34:40 +0000

Wow, really? WTF R U Doin?

By: tu hermana

tu hermana — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 13:09:01 +0000

WELCOME TO UNITED STATES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

By: hello-lazy

hello-lazy — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 03:51:39 +0000

OWNED!

By: hello-lazy

hello-lazy — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 03:48:01 +0000

wtf are you guys doing?!?

By: Mark Baland

Mark Baland — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 22:02:01 +0000

This should be on the Darwin Awards site. It’s just too bad that this woman is cleaning out the gene pool using her child as a net.

By: Heather

Heather — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:15:18 +0000

Hey! Don’t forget we northern girls with the way we kiss…

By: Idene

Idene — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:30:08 +0000

you didn’t get the beach boys ref at all did you?

By: Mike blaster

Mike blaster — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:41:31 +0000

Love the use of the segway. Now I have a reason the buy one!

By: Ségismond

Ségismond — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:20:35 +0000

french fail

By: Aldanus

Aldanus — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 17:29:20 +0000

totally

By: peter

peter — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:04:54 +0000

it’s a grammatical structure to form a pre- or post-modifier

By: Your Father

Your Father — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 12:30:33 +0000

well, i wish they all could be california girls!

By: hartog

hartog — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 12:09:17 +0000

Three-hunderd-and-ninety-third!!!

By: Jimbo

Jimbo — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 11:33:49 +0000

Use your legs, you lazy r*tard!

By: Xtreame96

Xtreame96 — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 07:24:20 +0000

PS. I agree with Pimpshiiiit

By: Xtreame96

Xtreame96 — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 07:19:19 +0000

I am buying that kid a T-shirt that says “My Mothers a F@cking moron whats your excuse!”

By: FPM

FPM — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 01:51:45 +0000

Pffft. That’s nothing. I used to be a homeless rodeo clown but now I am a world class magician !

By: Erin K.

Erin K. — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 21:22:11 +0000

Am not! This Iowa farmer’s daughter is smokin’ hot, and so are my farmgirl friends. Too hot for you, Goodrgby12!

By: L.

L. — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 18:56:15 +0000

They keep their boyfriends warm at night.

By: L.

L. — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 18:55:01 +0000

I wish they all could be Californian Giiiiirls….

By: Kristopher

Kristopher — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 18:21:20 +0000

She needs to be using one of those three wheeled jogging baby carriages.

Then she can go faster!

By: villy

villy — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 13:16:52 +0000

Yes, because all americans are in the same time zone and all americans work the EXACT SAME SHIFT.

By: geekarchipelago

geekarchipelago — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 13:05:43 +0000

Or the new ‘Planet of the Apes’…

By: Gabriel Campaner

Gabriel Campaner — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 04:08:11 +0000

she is a idiot

By: >_

>_ — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 03:26:06 +0000

If men could only find the button we wouldn’t have to exercise our wrists….

By: daagelle

daagelle — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 02:55:16 +0000

Mother of the year for sure.

By: ecksteing

ecksteing — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 02:12:30 +0000

How long till the kid can stand? Then he/she can get one of those alien transport devices that FailMom is riding.

By: blåbär

blåbär — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 22:42:54 +0000

Only in America!

By: munch

munch — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 20:14:45 +0000

Epic fail might work, but it’s two words. Maybe “Blart” instead?

By: munch

munch — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 20:12:22 +0000

The fact of the matter is that NEITHER socialized NOR current marketization of health care works well. Socialization works only for those within a gaussian bell curve of symptoms: if you fall outside “the bell curve,” you end up with horrifying wait times and sub-standard service. The problems with privatized medicine is the outrageous unaffordability and profiteering.

That’s the great conundrum of capitalism: it REALLY sucks as an economic model, but, what other economic system exists that doesn’t suck even more?

I suspect, if you can answer that question, you’ll all but automatically resolve the health care issue as well. They’re intimately tied, I think.

By: sarah

sarah — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 19:53:10 +0000

theres got to be a bigger & better word for this than fail

By: Frodo

Frodo — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:22:19 +0000

this is NOTHING! my mom PUSHED me on a HORSE!

By: Kejogre

Kejogre — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:02:02 +0000

Robacide you are 100% correct. I lived on the border with
Canada and TONS of them were coming over to our side
and paying out of their own pockets to get decent medical
care because their own system sucks so bad. I lived with
universal health care for 3 years and it is just as terrible
as anyone says. Anybody who thinks that Cuba has a better
health system than ours is a head up their rear uneducated
idiot. I pay $220 a month for my OWN health insurance
because none of my three jobs will pay for it. If you want
something, PAY for it, don’t demand that others cover your
bill. I am more than willing to be charitable to people I know
who have needs but it is unfathomable that people simply
want anything handed to them at other people’s expense

By: ENG

ENG — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 10:46:09 +0000

The fail of the 21st Century!

By: Avis

Avis — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 10:01:38 +0000

A job. Now why didn’t I think of that? Oh, wait, that’s right, employment is so easy to find these days! And! I have nothing which might prevent me form getting/keeping a job! /sarcasm
If only it were that easy.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 07:23:50 +0000

just by ten minutes?

By: Sonucais

Sonucais — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 07:04:05 +0000

and that’s why everyone in class was sick

By: aj

aj — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 06:54:12 +0000

mega fail lol