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BWAHAHAHA! Now that’s funny!
Go ahead and let it all out.
penis
vagina
Vulva. Doesn’t that word just roll off your tongue? VULVA!
Kinda flicks right offa mine…
Lately, I like labia licking.
cunnilingus rolls my tongue upwards and then back down into a spiral
and then into an in-out thrusting motion.
In and out tongue thrusts, ’cause nothing’s better than simulating a short, flaccid penis.
In your opinion.
No, in his mouth.
I swear, at first I thought it said “EXPLODING diarrhea fail!”
Thank God, I am not alone.
Agreement WIN
C-C-C Combo Breaker!!!!
the moose met a goose with loose poops so they started using hoola hoops then the moose said whoops because the hoops were loose poops from the goose.
Tongues can get pretty stiff when they want to…but that in itself, is an annoying experience….
Wow, I love how these comments are totally related to the picture.
I really feel like reading that book XD
Mulva?
HaHa Seinfeld.
Delores.
THANK YOU for making a seinfeld reference
Tits
It’s hard to rhyme a
work like vagina…
Boys have penises and girls have vaginas.
These are things I can do without. . .
It’s Friday, it’s payday, my ’secret admirer’ sent me flowers for Valentine’s Day, and it’s Friday the 13th! It just doesn’t get any better than this!
Except when it does
Like maybe if the boss lets everyone go home at 4 today? Yes, that would make today even better!
.
And good morning! ((smooch))
Awwwwww, thanks for the morning smooch!
Back to ya and more of it!
And I ALWAYS go home at 4:00…
I’m going home in 15 mins!
I’m at home now!
I’m sat in this godforsaken shithole till 5:30pm
Dude, it’ll be OK. Before you know it, it’ll be 6 and you can start Friday drinking!
Ah Mikey, that made me smile.
*SQUEEEZE!*
Ahhh…YOU made me smile!
*HUG!*
Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :p
I find your pleasure at my incarceration disturbing.
*SQUEEZE*
You just caught me off-guard. It wasn’t Moominfreude.
*hands Mikey a bottle of VSOP for after hours*
*HUGS the smiling Dragonbabe*
You can go home at 4 today Mikey.
Tell them that I said so!
*SQUEEZE*
If only.
Time to start packing up now
yeah, I have to be here ’till 6
Don’t worry, you actually get to go home, I’m stuck at school because of this blasted snow.
I’m stuck at school till the snow melts.
And now I’m in the bathtub!
Maybe it would get better if you let me lick your labia for lunch? ((smoochie))
You don’t have any secret admirers.
Nor any obvious admirers either.
You know little and pretend so much.
Says the troll.
Quoth the Raven, “Neverbeenlaid”!
*snork*
It’s only a bit of fun. Jebus.
Sure it’s fun! Pun run’s and idiots are always good for a great laugh. The poop/potatoe/butt fixation is a bit much for me. But it shouldn’t be such a part of someone’s life to the point of getting insulted by a comment from a inconsequential person halfway across the globe, like me.
Sounds like someone is miffed they weren’t asked to join in.
If anything here is “a bit much” for you, by all means, go somewhere else that suits your tastes better. You won’t be missed.
I can’t tell whether it’s ironic or hypocritical that he insults people who post on failblog.
It is quite fitting that Robber should be on this fail. He seems to have a bad case of oral diarrhea going on.
That would be weird, you mean like stalkers? I KNOW who likes me and I’m quite happy with that. I don’t care who dislikes me. You have a problem?
I have a problem with vulgar, self-loathing, hate-filled persons such as yourself that get annoyed when they see others creating friendships and having a good time.
Why are you trying to pose as two people? It can’t be schizophrenia since both of your incarnations are jerks. Nom de twit? Doubling your names does not double your importance to the world. Just the opposite.
oh, indeed “Friday the 13th” premiers tonight
birthdate fail. friday 13th was my birthday this year.
Crones disease is a growing epidemic in this country, IMO due to the insane amount of vaccine toxicity given to our babies. I don’t see the fail in here at all.
Yeah, but we expect that in a toad.
If you want to give a lecture on Crohn’s disease, check your facts first, beginning with the spelling. Only then you might become a professor Toad one day.
The odds are small though.
Everyone who gets the runs has Crohn’s disease? Wow…you learn something new every day.
I ate a bunch of prunes yesterday. Does that mean…?
Vaccine Toxicity? WHAT? Just Blame GOD, he’s used to it and everyone else does it. Blaming Vaccines for Crohn’s, Autism, ADHD, Weight Gain, etc. is just a fad. God has been around forever, causes everything and is thus much easier to lay off you culpability and faults onto. So: BLAME GOD! HE DID IT! Is our motto!
*wonders how that works, since God is a construct of man*
OH? that explains your miserable life. If you believed in GOD then you could blame him for your ills and get on with it. Yeah, i like that “Blame God He did It!”
Wow, such a textbook case of projection, I’m impressed.
I didn’t know my life was miserable! Good to know.
:b: wow that r crazy!
wow :code:
first to say first
has anyone ever told you that your pseudo in french sounds like: “it shits you”?
Now that’s inappropriate!
.
; )
actually- regarding the fail it was mentioned in… i’d say it’s pretty appropriate
well… isn’t everything appropriate with fail trolls?
Now, we just take this raccoon like this, and…
This is exactly why I do not have a pet moose.
That and the nasti møøse bites.
That and they always want to drink my beer.
My sister was bitten by a moose once.
My moose was smitten with your sister once.
My sister bit a moose once.
I bit your sister while riding a moose once.
I bit your sister in Moosonee once.
We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…
We apologize again. Those responsible for the sacking would like it to be known that they too have just been sacked.
Monty python. Niceee.
Ever notice how unrelated these comments get. just sayin.
I once had a cyst that looked a bit like a moose.
Did you bite it?
No, I didn’t need to; “I once had a cyst that looked a BIT like a moose.”
No, I didn’t need to: “I once had a cyst that looked a BIT like a moose.” Word recognition fail.
No, her sister did.
I bit a moose while riding your sister once
Chocolate moose?
it’s mouse dumbass (yeah)
i have loose poops
and right now it’s coming out of your mouth
That’s not the way the book taught us!
You skipped the chapter on verbal loose poops
is that the one after the chapter on verbal hard poops?
I skipped the whole section on verbal poop… I found it all too distasteful
Where’s the Lactose-Intolerant Dachshund when you need him?
We DON’T need him!!!!
Oh, Avis, you are like baby Moses.
Very nice! Children’s books about things parents dont want to talk about. There needs to be a Dr. Seuss book about personal hygene.
Joan sits alone in her home.
No need to moan, Joan.
Wash.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like brown jocks with jam.
Not in a box.
Not with the pox.
Can you wash it with a cloth?
Can you wash it with a sloth?
Hand that sloth a washing cloth.
Is it smelling clean down there?
Is it clogging up the air?
Wash it – wash it – while it’s bare.
If there are still visible fumes rising from it, you need to clean it better.
That came very close to being quite messy. Lesson likely still not learned though – but reading the comments in failblog while drinking coffee is a bad idea!
Nellie, I think you missed your calling.
LOLz – I tend to agree…
But only because working in the dark in this coal mine in 133 degrees naked is starting to really piss me off.
Don’t hold back…tell us what you really feel.
Can you wash it on the ceiling
Can you wash it while kneeling
oh my god, why’s it peeling
wipe it off before it hardens
oh my god it’s already starting
momma would you please not stare
while I wipe the poop off the hairs
who’d a thought it’ll be so hairy
quickly pick out the brownish berries.
Fail. Nellie has you pwned.
That is witty, don’t you know
And while I might type really slow
This rhyming words is so really cool
I should have learned more words in school.
first
So, I wandered in here to see comments on loose poops. Instead I see a failure that smells like a loose poop flopped onto the middle of the dance floor during a beer-fest polka party.
In short, your failure STINKS
In failure, your shorts STINKS
In Stinks, your failure shorts
In your, shorts stinks failure
in failure, your stinks shorts
♪ Loose poops, loose poops,
Kick off your Sunday shoes ♪
Everybody cut, everybody cut -
♪ Everybody cut loose poops! ♪
you are not first to say first
I wonder if Moose’s Poops came from Katie’s Cold or Elephant’s Earache…
I bet he got those loose poops from eating at “nald’s McDo”
I hope there’s a section telling you how to solve diarrhea with the correct usage of potato.
I think that might be what the raccoon is for.
Is that why he sits there looking so dejected? Or is this actually one Kipling’s ‘just so’ stories, ‘How the skunk got its stink’?
I don’t think he’s dejected, he’s just tired. It’s clearly been a long night.
Is this the real reason Cyril Sneer chased the raccoons?
*starts singing*
Run with us, we’ve got everything you neeeed
Run with us, we are freeeee
Ca ca ca ca come with us, I see passion in your eye
Run with us…
.
My day just got better
ps – Mikey, for that *EXTRA BIG SQUEEZE*
Yay! *SQUEEZE*
Loved, that cartton, I always found that tune melancholy though. It’s on my phone somewhere. Hmmm.
Wow, I haven’t thought about The Raccoons in years! I was always a little unnerved by Burt’s phallic nose…
someone you hate died?
Looks like a premature celebration then.
he looks more like a rape victim, which would explain the loose poops. His
uncle Moosey’s telling him not to tell his Moosey Parents. They actually break int
into song and dance in the animated series.
How the Skunk
Got its Stunk
It wandered past
a Moose’s ass
now, why isn’t there onomotopeia
for the ridiculous “diarrhea”?
Well, being that this is geared towards kids, I’d have to recommend fingerling potatoes.
Are they like French fries? Is that what French fries are for?
Kids may not care for the sharp corners of french fries. Or freedom fries, if we’re not done with that yet.
I think we’re done with that.
Can we stick freedom fries up a certain East-Coast Texan’s ass?
YES WE CAN!
I thought you were Bod, not Bob the Builder?
You’re right. All this positivity does not become me.
Consider it shucked.
Maybe he’s Bodrack Obodma.
Maybe he’s Shadrack Colonic.
Considering that that particular oriface is where he kept his head, I don’t think freedom fries would only be an inconvience.
I wanted to make a vaguely homophobic joke implying that he was somebody else’s bitch but my conscience won’t allow it.
*loans Bod my conscience for an undetermined amount of time*
You might want to wash that when Bod’s done with it.
*predicts a deluge of shamwow references*
There is a difference between -phobic and -erotic.
There ain’t nothing erotic about Dick Cheney’s head. Either one of them.
Personal experience?
I’ll tell you all about if if you call 0800 pr0n pr0n.
(calls cost $80 a minute)
If it’s in the 809 area code, it cost a good deal more than that!
erotic?
*masturbates*
is it…inserted anywhere…unusual?
It’s inserted where it’s needed.
I hope it’s not needed after it’s inserted.
Don’t be wasteful.
That would be an ecumenical matter.
I’m sorry, but are you SURE you meant religious?
It’s true, Mikey. You misspelled That would be a matter for the synod.
Are you always so syn(od)ical?
(And it was a Father Ted quote)
-Father Ted reference recognition fail-
I’m ready for my penance now.
*shakes head in mock disappointment, hiding a smile*
*taze*
Oooo!
Bad Bod!
*taze*
*taze*
*taze*
Oooo!
Oooo!
Oooo!
Always look on the bright side of life…
You light the skies, up above me
A star, so bright, you blind me,
Don’t close your eyes
Don’t fade away
*Clears his throat*
I don’t wanna close my eyes
I don’t wanna fall asleep
Cause I’ll miss you, baby
And I don’t want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream would never do
I’d still miss you, baby
And I don’t want to miss a thing
Feel the breeze deep on the inside, look down into the well
If you can, you’ll see the world in all his fire
Take a chance (like all dreamers, can’t find another way.)
You don’t have to dream it all, just live a day.
Don’t save a prayer for me now.
Save it til the morning after
No, don’t say a prayer for me now.
Save it til the morning after
Pretty looking road, I try to hold the rising floods that fill my skin
Don’t ask me why, I’ll keep my promise, I’ll melt the ice
And you wanted to dance, so I asked you to dance
But fear is in your soul,
Some people call it a one night stand, but we can call it paradise
Have a good weekend! Byebye.
I know you won’t hear this from your ‘weekend’ but…
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure
Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh
Erotic nightmares beyond any measure
And sensual daydreams to treasure forever
Can’t you just see it?
Don’t dream it… be it.
*SQUEEZE*
Even on the darkest night
When empty promise means empty hand
And soldiers coming home
Like shadows turning red
When the lights of hope are fading quickly
Then look to me
I’ll be your homing angel,
I’ll be in your head
Because you’re lonely in your nightmare
Let me in
And there’s heat beneath your winter
Let me in
(I hadn’t meant to be here. Tomorrow I’m up early to help a friend move house and then watching football in the afternoon, I suddenly realised I didn’t know if I had to go through traffic for other games to get there! Doh!)
Happy Valentines Day Bod!
*SQUEEZE*
And a Happy Valentines to you too!
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!*
Bod dreams in the night
You told me I was going to lose the fight
Leave behind my Wuthering, Wuthering, Wuthering Heights
Mikey D it’s me, I’m Cathy (just for tonight), I’ve come home and I’m so cold
Let me in your window
Mikey D it’s me, I’m Cathy (just for tonight), I’ve come home and I’m so cold
Let me in your window…
Ooh, it gets dark! It gets lonely
On the other side from you
I pine a lot
I find the lot falls through without you
I’m coming back, love
Cruel Mikey D, my one dream
My only master…
ps Enjoy your football. Is it going to be a romantic game?
Hee!
Love your Wuthering Heights rewrite, you’re a class act Bod.
Thankyou, it will be a nonsensical game, I’m involved in the crowd.
It will also be wet and cold.
And on that note, good night and have a good weekend!
*taze*
Click my name for a journey through time and space HappyEggs, and the secret origins of the potato will be revealed to you.
Oh lawd. I really didn’t want to, or need to know that. But i got a laugh. ‘not playing a sex game’, as if…
A joyous trip through nostalgic fails makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on a Friday afternoon!
No, that’s because you used a freshly baked potato.
would it be worse if it was frozen?
The rigidity would help with insertion, but a baked potato would cause less damage despite burnings I reckon.
I have no time for baked potatoes, I’m on my way to a hotel to get free LSD!
I reckon = in my experience?
That means mikey inserted BOTH a baked and frozen potato…about his person..
was it at the same time?
That means mikey inserted BOTH a baked and frozen potato…about his person..
was it at the same time?
(this was accidentally posted at the bottom before. sorry)
I had to do both three times, as well as a normal potato to use as a control. It’s the scientific method.
Did you record it? Can I see the graphs?
Please? With a cherry? Or do you have a photographic memory, and you do not need to record experiments?
It’s currently under review by several scientific journals, so I am unable to release details to the general public.
I will say that the words ‘painful’, ‘inadvisable’ and ‘ice-cream scoop’ were used a lot though.
I wasn’t aware that the peer review process had such dangers inherent to it.
I suggest avoiding Moose Tracks ice cream from now on.
if u give a moose a muffin…he’s gonna blow up ur bathroom
Actually, you should give him a bran muffin, seeing how he clearly needs the fiber.
And a match. For…after the fiber.
No, no. He doesn’t need the fiber – he’s already plenty “regular.” You should give the moose a matzah. That’ll clear it right up.
But if you give a moose a matzah, next thing you know he’ll want some soup to go with it.
Oy.
Oi! Oi! Oi!
lol
My ex used to tell me he hated a particular Jewish holiday (can’t remember which one, sorry) ’cause all you can eat is Matzah and it plugs you up for days…
Fiber. You do not have to tell me about fiber. I eat so much fiber that I certainly don’t have to worry about hemorrhoids from straining anymore. But the rope burns are a bitch!
Switch to optical fiber.
I can see that.
Bwahahaha!
Surely this = win?
Indeed. Although, I don’t recall being concerned about this issue as a child. As an adult after too much partying, well, that is a different story.
Only in the most extreme circumstances.
Is there a moose loose about this hoose?
hahahaha, well said!
*pulls up a stool* If we sit here long enough…maybe one will trotts by.
Probably. I think it’s a running joke.
You guys just bowel me over
Bod is an hilarious little squirt, isn’t he?
Your accusation is somewhat loose, DW.
Seriously, your assumption is based off of squat.
This situation is getting diarrh.
yeah, and is pooping all over the freaking place!
it’s gonna be hard to explain how you accidentally ran it over in the kitchen..
You misspelled! It’s accidenty
Hoots mon!
*dances around in a kilt*
Mikey D!!
That is more than I wanted to see.
(which is, coincidentally, the title of a very good book on child sexuality)
‘Mikey D’ or ‘That is more than I wanted to see’?
I think Mikey D is the author.
Which means…
…you’re implying I’m an expert on child sexuality…
*crosses arms and taps foot*
Yup. That’s exactly it.
So please can you stop tapping my foot now? I’m bruising.
*runs off crying*
*jumps in wormhole of no return*
What did I do? I did nothing!
*holds up hands to show*
*jumps after Mikey D* Don’t worry Bod, I’ll bring him back
They’re fake hands!
*sniff*
He-he-he touched me in a bad place. (Round the back of Tesco’s)
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
*Consoles Mikey D* There there, it’s ok.
Cuddles!
*cuddles*
But anyway… what is there to explain?
Diarrhea is kind of self-explanatory, no?
Chapter 6: “Stifling a shart” may be educational.
*stifles a snork*
Reaches across time and space and releases Dragon’s snork.
If you love it… let it go…
*pinches whoanellie and runs off*
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
*looks left…*
*looks right…*
*looks up…*
*looks down…*
*…smiles…*
Peter: Well, you see, we’re catholic…
Salesman: Ah, then you’ll want ‘you’re a naughty, naughty boy, and that’s concentrated evil coming out the back of you’.
I LOVES IT. WELL PLAYED
WHAT WAS THAT FROM AGAIN?
From Dalkorian…geeze MJ…weren’t you paying attention?
*giggle*
srry, it’s Friday, I’m hungry and tired.
I get stupid when I’m tired and just
hungrier when I’m hungry.
ITS WAS IN FAMILY GUY
BY THE WAY, YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS SEEMING TO BE IN A STUCK STATE
CAP LOCK FAIL?
ACTUALLY I AM AT WORK AND I USE A DOS BASED PROGRAM
MAJOR PROGRAM FAIL LOL
I would rather watch the Angry Video Game Nerd to learn what Diarrhea is, hah!
I don’t know. I don’t particularly want a diarrhea dump in my ear. Maybe that’s just me.
Apparently I’m the only person who finds AVGN hysterical…
He’s amusing. I just don’t want the buffalo from the opening song taking a diarrhea dump in my ear.
Maybe here, but I’m sure there’s more people across the internet who’d crack up like hell from AVGN.
Not a fail. Win, all the way.
Poop jokes are always a win. Always.
How is that a fail? It’s funny but there wasn’t any mistakes made. The name is intentionally silly. This is a non-fail.
http://www.amazon.com/Moose-Loose-Poops-Dr-Hippo/dp/0975351656
It sure got lots of positive comments.
Now, if only there was a kid book giving “the talk”
The skunk with the skanky screw?
That was one of my favorite childhood stories! *SQUEEZE*
*SQUEEZE*
It’s been too long…
What a crappy book…
yeah, it’s full of sh*t.
It kinda runs on and on.
Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you
When you’re climbing on a ladder and you feel something splatter…
That’s amore?
When you swim in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek…
That’s a moray.
When you’re wondering ’bout your bladder and you don’t know what’s the matter…
That’s Amore!
When your farts are kinda bumpy and your pants feel kinda lumpy…
That’s …. amore?
Possibly, but highly unlikely.
Hahahahhaha, awesome song!
“The Deer Whose Herpes Outbreak Wouldn’t Clear”
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/jack-grabber
Well Ladies and Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure joking, kidding and picking at each other. I will not be on for a while as I have to take leave of the internet due to a physical location move and there wwill be no or limited access to a reliable connection. I will continue to post throughout the day until I have to go.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*squeeze*
Good luck with the move! And come back soon y’hear!
Thanks Mikey D and Bod.
You will be missed. Where are you going?
Gosh! Well, I’ll keep a spot open here for you when you get back online, ok?
.
((hug))
Won’t be the same waking up without ya. *snif*
Hurry back. *snugs*
Thanks guys-gals. Avis to answer your question, back home to the sticks where you have to order sunshine to be piped in, much less a decent internet connection. And thank you Velvet and SrrslySrry.
I’ll take care of Dick, your duck!!
Thanks Dragongirl.
i’ll keep the old regulars in line and hang with the new regulars
I seriously doubt that.
Bama! Beans an Taters and fat bottomed girls.
I wonder how the book is called which explains the meaning of being horny…
It’s called Why I have horns.
“Everybody rubs”
Another sterotype that all elephants have large ears and are grey
All elephants are not gay. I read it in “Daddy Shows Elephant Where He Came From”
Where did he come from?
your moms vagina
Nairobi, Kenya.
He’s not that far from the toilet, can’t he just hold it? Or is this expecting too much of moose?
Can’t you see, his dad isn’t letting him go.
Thats just a parenting fail pure and simple. The dads asking for loose moose poop there.
I think that’s how 2 girls 1 cup got their start. Dates back to childhood….
Please, please, please stop reminding me of that…
I am so grateful that I’ve never actually seen that video.
The funny thing about it, is that it has this mellow jazz music and really great camera-work and editing. Which leads me to believe that there was at least a small but over-qualified team of people dedicated to making this “quality”.
Somehow I think your comment is designed to make me want to watch it. Well, I am unswayed by your honeyed words. Save them for Avis
There are plenty of videos on youtube showing people’s reactions to it. You can hear the music fine from there without subjecting yourself to the horror.
I’m so glad to see that the word quality was in quotation marks.
It’s just going to be replaced by something even worse, so acclimatize yourself while you still have an appetite.
Try One Guy, One Cup. *shudder*
Goatse…. (I haven’t recovered)
Now that’s messed up.
I think its the moose that messed up
Why is this a fail? It looks more like an epic win to me. It does exactly what it purports to do, quite well I’m sure.
come on now, kids gotta learn about the Hersey Squirts and Mud Butt sooner or later, Might as well come from a cartoon moose. He can be the Joe Camel of Diarrhea.
Complete opposite of FAIL. Best. book. title. Ever.
This should go into a sister site the “PWN blog”
*not pictured* “Herbie the Hippo Gets the Herpes”
HA!
idk if this is really a fail but it’s still pretty damn funny
if a moose poops in the forest and no ones around does it make a sound?
no, but it does smell!
Not that I’m complaining, but it’s ten past the magic hour and there isn’t a video up. Did I miss a memo?
Same here. I’m thinking, if they’re going to make us wait, it better be worth it!
It does appear that the times new fails are posted has changed too. Maybe there is something new in store for us.
Or maybe their YouTube account is down again.
But I NEED my lunchtime fails… I can’t function without it!
*cries*
There was a fail at 10:45 am a couple of days ago.
*hands Christopher a tissue*
.
Really, aja? I must’ve missed that day.
.
So, what’s everyone doing this weekend? Here it’s valentine dinner tonight, library & mend some clothes tomorrow, R&R on Sunday.
Hm, it was more than a couple. (clickie)
Movies tonight at a friend’s house, Staying in drinking too much and hating the world on Saturday, and cooking at my mother’s house on Sunday. Why do you ask?
I think we can do better than that, Avis. *Sexy growl attempt*
*is intrigued*
*side note – in real life cannot do the sexy growl. It always comes out sounding like I’m clearing my throat, which is why I labeled it “sexy growl attempt*
.
*looks both ways*
*Picks up Avis and escapes to Love Shack*
*looks around and notices that there is glitter on the mattress*
This could be fun!
I don’t know about the B-52’s watching, though.
We can always close the door and leave them on the porch.
That’s going to be a lot of hours leaving them out in the cold, honeybun.
I’m sure they can find something to do. Elsewhere.
*snuggles*
*Lets Avis lie with her head on Chris’s chest and leg snuggled in between his*
*Traces his fingers up and down her back*
.
…. Ok, great. I’m still at work, and this little fantasy has made me hope that I don’t get frisked by a cop, so to speak.
Hee!
Speaking of “cop”ing a feel, I’m feeling a little frisky myself.
*Wicked grin*
what? are you going to run your immature self to the potty and whack of now? what do you do with a real woman ? explode before you get to her door?
Did anybody else hear that? No?
Musta been tha wind again….
Crickets. I hear crickets.
Just curious to see if someone’s doing something fun I hadn’t thought about doing. It’s going to rain most of the weekend, so outdoors activities are out. What are you cooking?
The lavender scented roasted chicken, with roasted new potatoes (with the same seasoning), and a salad.
I haven’t been able to bake the lavender iced sugar cookies yet. I don’t have a rolling pin (I KNOW!) and a few key ingredients. Maybe I’ll be able to do it this weekend.
I’ve never had lavender scented seasoning before! I’ll have to check into that. I bet the house smells just fantastic while it’s cooking! On the rolling pin, get a marble one. You can do a lot more with it than the wooden or plastic, like butter mints. Just don’t submerge it in water.
It’s just putting a touch more lavender into herbes de provence. And yes, the whole house smell fantastic while it cooks!
And what happens if you submerge a marble rolling pin in water?
*is severely allergic to butter mints*
Acids in the water may pit it? Which means that you also couldn’t use it if you were baking something with vinegar…. whatever that could possibly be.
Not much a fan of lavender.
Rosemary > lavender
What does happen if you submerge a marble rolling pin it water? It’s marble it should not hurt it, although bearings don’t like water and tend to rust. So realy no rolling pin should be submerged in water.
Marble is a natural stone that absorbs water. That absorbed water can cause the marble to pit over time. Sorry about the butter mints! How about pie crust? The cool marble doesn’t mess up the dough.
I like rosemary as well. The trick with lavender is it only takes a tiny amount.
Love the marble rolling pin for making my
clothespin cookies. Works wonders but
I never submerge it in water. I always
clean it with soapy cloth then dry it immediately.
I know this is days later but in a pinch an empty wine bottle makes a dandy rolling pin…
Tonight: watching scary movie w/ GF and drinking Tequila.
Tomorrow: delivering roses and performing delightfully unmentionable Valentines-related acts
Sunday: who knows? Likely to be more Tequila involved, tho…
If you can get in her place without her noticing, you should put the roses in different places throughout the house. Then she can do a flower scavenger hunt! Just a thought.
Year before last, I left post-it notes that left clues to the next post-it note, which eventually directed my girlfriend at the time to the restaurant I was waiting at. I thought that was particularly clever, especially the ones attached to clothes that said “put me on, then check the milk”.
Yeah! That’s so cool! I like creative stuff like that.
Awwww! That’s cute!
She was somewhat miffed that I apparently don’t know how to make women’s clothes match. But that was her only complaint.
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But in my defense, I’m just a jeans and T-shirt kinda guy
For those interested, I’ve included a really cute Valentine’s link.
My bf and I are going out to dinner Saturday night – should be fun.
We exchange gifts for V-day, but they aren’t serious romantic gifts; we tend to give a few small silly gifts – a few years ago, he got me a stuffed fish that we named Googly b/c of its eyes, for example. It helps us feel like we’re not quite giving in to the commercialization while still celebrating our love
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Tonight I am having a bag of Oven Roasted Chichen & Thyme chips. Might just as well eat a cube of salt.
*kersplotch*
*tosses the chips*
*smooches Christopher*
It’s all I can do for now.
*returns smooch*
That’ll do dear, that’ll do.
But…. anything involving you is win.
*blushes*
Aww… thank you!
Has a state of emergency been announced, do you know?
Maybe someone has a case of loose poop?
I was wondering if I missed the 1:00 fail!
Maybe they ran out.
Tell ‘em to run back in again.
Maybe they have the runs.
Nah it’s just loose poop
I keep reading ‘Exploding’ for ‘Explaining’. What is wrong with me?
Nah, for the “Levitation Fail” I kept reading it as “Leviathan Fail”. Go figure.
Somewhere in the bowels of hell, Thomas Hobbes is smiling at this…
hell of bowels
Same here, aja. If you’re a gal, lemme get your number. We have something in common.
hahaha thats a win!
…and this is a real book.
http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&tag=mozilla-20&index=blended&link%5Fcode=qs&field-keywords=moose%20loose&sourceid=Mozilla-search
Actually, win.
No fail!
Heh heh.
Reminds me of Lumpy from Happy Tree Friends.
no one asked here, but i’ve been like the moose for a few 4 days… i think i should see a doctor…
This is so not a fail. If this is fail the everybody poops is also a fail.
Your argument has some severe inherent flaws. Everbody poops IS fail.
I keep wondering how I would handle this subject in a book. Not well.
OMG! I work at a bookstore and have read this book. It is disgusting!!!! There is a line in it where the kid moose asks why the poop in the toilet is watery and smells really bad. I almost barfed!
You are not permitted to barf. That’s another book.
I’d say that this is more of a win…
Ugh, my comments keep getting lost…..helllooooooo, comments?
Hi!
Ugh, what I wouldn’t give for some loose moose poop. All this traveling is wreaking havoc on my digestive tract.
Would you give a moose a muffin?
It would get your desires
If giving a moose a muffin made my puffin poop, I would give him a dozen.
Un Muffin, Orignal?
Doesn’t look AT ALL like it said “Loose Boots” originally.
Firstly – no, it doesn’t.
Secondly – do you notice how the other books are about illnesses also?
I can only assume that is your attempt at sarcasm, in the future try not being a dumb ass. It will go a long way.
Here’s the book on amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/Moose-Loose-Poops-Dr-Hippo/dp/0975351656/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1234603341&sr=8-1
…but maybe they’re in on the conspiracy too!
i am in possession of a book called “The Little Mole Who Knew it was None of his Business”. It’s about a mole who gets pooped on and he does around asking various animals was it them that pooped on him. They declare their innocence and demonstrate how they poop in comparison to what is on the moles head. Turns out it was the dog, so the mole climbed up on the dogs head and took his revenge by pooping on him.
It’s a children’s book. Fantastic.
I have bought friends a book titled “The Gas We Pass” as birthday gifts. They never get old.
jeez…such depressing topics for kiddie books….
According to the book in the lower right, I just caught a cold. =(
Wouldn’t it be so charming if they made a book about a Bear with Irritable Bowel Syndrome? (and if I spelled it wrong, then it’s a fail on me
)
That’s fine. It sounds even worse if you call it
“The Bear With The Spastic Colon”!
PS
I am not using the word Spastic insultingly. Spastic means something that spasms, so before you start screaming at me, take that into mind.
So, I looked it up. It’s part of the Dr. Hippo series (meaning there are more!), and it can be purchased on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Moose-Loose-Poops-Dr-Hippo/dp/0975351656
Here I was thinking it was an engrish funny but upon closer observation I was like olololololol!
ihatekaty.com/?id=2038807#6dzz5z54fsdq7ez78z8d this is a FAIL OF NOTE!!!
Why…would…you…write….that….
~Old British Guy who doesn’t approve of toilet humour and is trying to keep his anger in but he’s having a heart attack GAAASSP…
the author of this book should be shot…lol
Spelling diarroeha FAIL
LOL!!!!!!!
This is GREAT! I have a buddy that collects moose related items…just ordered this via Amazon!
They Problbly Have One About Cancer Ha ha!
if only I can find a copy of The Cat With The Clap, I’d have the whole set!
Notice that all the books in that picture FAIL.