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Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Fail.
Fail.
Fail.
WIN.
WIN.
WIN.
Ooh, capitals.
The paper contained behind the glass offers the clue that the breaker IS accessible–through the top of the box, which is not shown. If paper can be put in, breaker can be pulled out.
You try that and the ghost hands inside the box tear your soul apart.
Actually if u look closely its a goatse D8
Ha Ha, lol. So much fail it hurts!
goatse.
goatse.
goatse.
This cannot be
one of those things.
This, please, cannot be that!
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one to notice that.
you are an odd duck
I think he’s so odd that he’s passed out the ther side of duck and is actually a platypus.
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Platypuses rock the world. If it wasn’t for their… less commonness, they would
rule the world.
#_@ attached breaker
Those damned sneaky reptiles have found a new way to try kill us all.
To open, touch the breaker without touching it, open the lid while closing it, and pet the snake while filming it with a camera.
Then you will get a hammer that you may use to hit the fire or to make some money by selling it.
Is feeding mushrooms to the snake optional?
Only if you need to watch a pr0n movie to light your snake on fire.
And if your snake is shaped like a mushroom?
Hit it with the breaker until it’s a normal shape.
Can you please describe what is “normal shape” for you? I am in doubt, now.
You may use ASCII art.
asskey?
Why not take a picture? Send it to me at yesiamhung @ gmail.com. I will let you know if you are ‘normal.’ *photos not returned*
If you need a picture of it hanging instead of being upright, you need to wait.
I recommend a wide angle lens, in that case. Also, how long must I wait? Draw a picture of a clock. You may use ACII art.
Why do girls always ask this of me?
I realize Mookie isn’t asking me, I’m attempting to commiserate with Lou…
Hey, it nested!
Oh, I see – not really. Sorry.
I really didn’t intend to intrude so, I feel such the asskey.
…
No need to shout, I feel bad enough already.
I dont think you posted enough times in a row.
You can make that wait shorter… or longer. Be careful, you can make the lens to mist up.
*throws away camera* Your image is already etched in my mind. Now, let’s work on your time management. I recommend a hands-on approach.
I love oral lessons. You can start teaching me about differences between clockwise and anticlockwise.
Will do. Just warn me before you strike midnight, okay?
okay… right now I think I am in the morning glory, so we have time.
I can’t wait ’til high noon. You can put both hands on my 12.
Will do… and then I will tick every hour and minute of you.
again …
I think you should spend extra time on the 6 and the 9.
Wow, time flies when you’re having fun! Speaking of which, what time should I set your alarm for?
your one thir(s)ty
I don’t know about the two of you, but I need a cigarette.
btw ty for ur e-mail address, ill make sure i forward all my spam to u mookie
Well done, Lord, you have caught Mookie at a disadvantage. I applaud you on your failure to recognize a previous fail, and to use that failure against someone. You get the asshat award for the day! Click my name to receive your prize!
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Kind of like a dog with a duck’s head?
(I’ve never tried ascii art before. Actually, is this ascii art or am I barkquacking up the wrong tree?)
Haaaaaa. Doguck leg fail.
Hybrids can be genetically unstable. Also structurally.
If it remains like that it could be a cantilever WIN?
Wright you are, my furry friend!
Mikey, your doguck/snake is full of win: It can levitate!
Thankyou!
Just calling it as I see it.
loving your avatar kannadzuki
Thanks, abstract!
live or die, make your choice
Every second of every day, baby.
It’s a local fire alarm for local people. We don’t like outsiders here.
That’s #REALLY# local.
Photograph fail.
The breaker is actually off the bottom of the screen. In the box is a chained guard stick there to frighten off people from doing false alarms.
Holy mongoose in a cupcake. The ‘off’s are in alignment. It’s the end of the world!
*flees*
He could really use a flee collar…
…and he’s off!
…and he’s back!
Did you time me?
Yeah, but somehow, I got 9:68.
Yeah, I used one of my wormholes. It happens.
)
(Nice reference
Please tell me you didn’t use the hole in the picture above.
Ok, I won’t.
But I will….
*SQUEEEEEZE the Moomin!!*
*breaks glass*
*sets off fire alarm*
*runs out with the panicking people*
*gets chased off by the guardstick*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
I always wanted to run with the panicking crowd, but I was never cool enough. Now I’m all old and stuff.
*Grabs CWR*
RUN YOU FOOL! RUN!
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
Wheeeee! I’m panicking…
hopefully those are instructions crumpled up inside
Good luck looking into that used Kleenex for safety instructions. If you cannot see the letters, try braille.
Or it could be a note reading:
“Use the small hammer underneath the box.”
Or use your tongue – it could be taste writing.
Use your tongue to read the used kleenex, not to break the glass. That would be silly.
Break glass with attached breaker.
If too nervous to follow procedure, masturbate for stress relief.
Clean up with paper tissue.
>Masturbates<
But you would need to break glass for using the paper tissue… and please do NOT tell us what you had in mind for doing that!
I’ll just write it on this piece of paper then and put it on the table right here, in a sealed enveloppe. Let’s see if it’s still there by this evening.
Doubt it, they even stole Loz’s safety poo.
Safety Poo. Wasn’t that by Men Without Pants?
If breaker is unavailable use a popper.
Or a pooper.
Now let’s see who can think outside the box.
Not much choice, I’m certainly not gonna fit in there…
And you can use the tissue to wipe the blood of your hands…
Missed it by one f …
It’s Shakespearean:
Let not the blood of your hands be unwiped
Though by these hands your kerchief be red-striped…
yeah, what pendant said, now im going of too the farm two cut of the heads off to chickens….
C’mon, everyone knows that Shakespeare’s plays were written by Kevin Bacon.
Pigs and chickens, living together, mass hysteria!
Allright kids, in today’s class we will be learning how to do things without actually doing them. First of all we will start with:
Trying to touch the no touch sensor with out touching it.
then we will move on to:
Trying to break the glass with attached breaker, while said breaker is in the glass. Any questions?
Hilarious! Good comment!
How about we wait until the breaker is in it’s cups and just roll it in an alley?
ROTFL Priceless dude! Gotta brerak the glass to get the breaker! LOL
RT
http://www.anon-tools.us.tc
F*ck, I think my computer may be getting sick.
Isn’t Norton Anti-Virus scan supposed to catch this sh*t?
On the plus side, I guess, is since this whatever-it-is is blocking me from using IE, I have to use the much less maligned Firefox.
My brother told me not to use Norton when my subcription ran out, so I got Webroot instead. I don’t know if it’s better or not, but it’s caught at least six Trojans and blocked several phishing attempts for me so far, so it’s pretty good.
Use hand to break glass, take napkins from inside corner, soak up blood from hand, use good hand to pull fire alarm, run in a circle screaming and waving arms as to incite panic! AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Failblog fail, posting reflected goatse. So pwned.
Yeah, riiiight…
To break the glass, you need to get the breaker. To get the breaker, you need to break the glass. Fortunately, Anpu has solved your sad attempt of a paradox. All you need is a rock.
Anpu hasn’t thought it through. Rock beats scissors, not glass. You’re meddling in things man should not what of.
Well, duh, of course you should use a magnet to attract the breaker.
Did you see this on the crystal maze too?
This was taken aboard the Starship Titanic!
Good times…
Just “Magneto” can solve this paradox,
Wow… an actual Zork GI moment… So full of win…
I could see your reflection taking the picture with the camera.
Haha.
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This is not a fail, there is a chain at the top and you pull the chain up to get the breaker
Now I know what Dave C’s hands look like! I am going to stalk him.
classical safety fail.
And if something happen with them during glass brake who will pay them ?
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Fail like usual!
Regards
Photograph fail