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Christmas goose comes early!
I’ll cook your goose!
I’ll eat your cooked goose!
I’ll goose your cook!
Your cook i’ll goose!
COMBOBREAKER!!!
Yeah biatchezzz!!!
Oh… sorry about that…
NOW would be an appropriate time for the tazer…
*hands Khaaaaaaan a tazer*
Have fun!
Can I watch?
You may, but the fee is $1.42. All proceeds go to Skwerlly Bob and his FAIL BOG.
It’s a worthy cause.
And you can use PayPal to pay the fee. It’s fast. It’s convenient. It’s everywhere!
But is that for an unlimited amount of time?
i cook, you goose
It isn’t very civil to shout.
♫Well…………..♫
♫You know you make me want to (SHOUT)♫
♫Kick my heals up and (SHOUT)♫
♫Throw my hands up and (SHOUT)♫
♫Throw my head back and (SHOUT)♫
♫Come on now (SHOUT)♫
♫Don’t forget to say you will (SHOUT)♫
♫Don’t forget to say-ay-ay-ay-ay-yeah (SHOUT)♫
A little bit softer now…
A litte bit harder now?
With feeling!
Even better!!!
Holy shit over 300,000 views in ONE day???
Holy crap Moheb… I clicked your name, and Im at work… sorrounded by 15 people… I have never tried to close a window that fast xD
lololololol
psycs do you not know that by casually holding the cursor over the link, it would show you the link you were going to?
daweefolk what browser do you use? i’m using ie7, and this doesn’t happen for me. Is it a Fire fox thing? or GC?
Look in the lower left corner. It’ll be there. I use IE7 too.
Ah yes. Now I have seen it. Thank you.
Hooray! *bounce*
LOL I have never closed somethingg so fast Moheb. I am only 14, and opening that with your parents in the room next door is a bad idea Lol!
don’t taze me bro!
don’t phase me ho!
Don’t maze me toe!
don’t haze me, no!
don’t blaze my toe!
TROLL
You couldn’t define troll if the definition was posted in front of you.
Blackup
You couldn’t define FAIL if someone shoved a failition in the failictionary in your failface.
WIN!!!
OGRE
NEGATION OF TROLL
i am contributing
In Soviet Russia…Goose Cooks You!!
That man sure was burly.
Your name isn’t Shirley.
Don’t be so surly.
i will give you a swirlie.
You’re so girly.
Go make the toilet swirly
but his hair was not curly
*insert combo breaker here*
Man… They’re (combos) so retarded. Much like me and this comment.
Don’t forget the incorrect use of the word “they’re”
Nice try, but it is correct. At least it is in Canadian english.
I really do think he means he *should* have used an incorrect form of they’re… *sigh*
Hey…actually to be gramatically correct, it should be “There are”, not they are. Idiots….
Grammar correction fail. You’re wrong they’re right.
What incorrect use?
Crap, snobby grammar fail on my part! *slaps forehead*
I believe the word you are looking for is
*facepalm*
See, this is what I get when the baby keeps me up all night….
Having a baby seems quite a fright.
I hear when they’re teething they bite.
I admit that I’m not always right.
Like when you ate polyvinyl chloride?
Maybe he’s just not that bright.
I ate a fluorescent light…
does this mean you glow at night?
LOL, trying to look intelligent fail.
This kind of fail doesn’t happen often with me, but I’m woman enough to own up, heehee.
Yes, you are.
Especially for a man.
*stunned and silenced*
LOL!
Laughing out loud in silence? Interesting…
It’s all in my head.
Aw come on hammykins, haven’t you ever laughed so hard that you became silent, unable to breathe or make noise anymore but still unable to stop laughing? It usually happens to me right before I pass out …
you have to be retarded to not know that “they’re” is correct in that sentance..
Hah hah! His use of the parenthesis made the sentence look wrong.
They’re so retarded = They are so retarded.
But the (combos) made it look like he was saying,
“They are combos,” and made you think that it SHOULD be, “Their combos”.
You can’t make this stuff up.
Kinda looked burly.
Which, of course, is the opposite of Mr. Furley!
Who will never get a date with Elizabeth Hurley.
At least he wasn’t surly.
though he touched him where his hair is curly
Mr. Furley touched who? Jack Tripper?
his advances were a little too early
His advances came a little too early
whats this?
my penis
oh ur penis sry bout that
He read the pet my duck sign
At least he said penis. He must have at least passed the Health class.
how sad that the cop didn’t recognize what he was feeling…
My thoughts exactly.
Ignorance is bliss?
Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
The law being ignorant is no excuse?
all aboard the fail whale!
Signs for disabled people
that was funny yet disturbing/
Best Clip ever
that’s not a euphemism for “first!”, is it?
was it big or were his pants low?
“What’s this here?”
“That’s my penis”
“Sorry ’bout that”
Surreal conversation of the week.
The cop kinda liked.
the other guy didn’t seem to mind either
Friends for life?
Friends with benefits, apparently.
Both barrels, apparently.
Friends with bad habbits.
Is that like what a hobbit nun wears?
Doin’ it like rabbits?
You gotta admit though, baggy pants make it hella hard to frisk some one… wonder why the cop didn’t even pat down his upper body?
Don’t you think he’d kinda notice something in his vest just by looking considering how tight it is?
Well, except for a penis maybe…
Well, except for a penis maybe…
I can top that. Random comment heard on the path: “Yeah, you missed that whole discussion. We talked about why ovaries should be more like cell phones.”
I was walking to a party one night and I walked past this old couple (as in they looked like a stereotypical granny and grandad). Just as we passed them, the woman said to the man “I didn’t know you still wore women’s clothes.”
These comments should both be posted on overheardeverywhere.com.
I don’t have audio at work, is that really the conversation that transpired?
yes
Then the cop said, ” Let me make it up to you. I’ll buy you a beer. The Reach Around Lounge is just down the street.”
omg lmao, wow that’s embarasing
Well, thought it was your belly button. Are you an outie?
If you would have worn your pants like they were meant to when they were invented… this awkward situation could have been avoided… or something like that.
Think about it…
But then we would have been deprived of this funny, funny fail!
dude who gives a shit about who wears their trousers in what way?!
Obviously this cop does!
Dude if you wear your pants in such a way that your penis is above the beltline your mama needs to be smacked around for raising an idiot! Think about it, if he was wearing his pants normally he could have run from the cop and not been felt up to begin with! Duh!
.
Idiots are so funny.
I’m guessing the guy who got his penis grabbed might care from now on.
Yeah, I understand the concept of wearing one’s pants low, but if your pants are so low that your penis is not in the pants…. well, what’s the point?
Either that, or he was shocked that the stereotype is true.
Is that a penis in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
yes
Both
actually neither.
Hahah this is good stuff
Ranks pretty well, except some punctuation seems to be missing.
Why no, Officer! That’s NOT a gun in my pocket!
It is a Canon, though.
Now he’s a hardened criminal.
Does that mean we have to erect more prisons?
No, he’s just an upstanding citizen!
Perhaps some changes to our penal code.
Yes, the pen-is always mighter than the sword!
I think the police force needs a bigger staff.
“Don’t tease me, bro!”
That ought to get a rise out of him.
That cop is a real jerk
He’s formerly a Navy Semen First Class.
He does stand at attention.
Thanks for the heads up.
He was scared stiff.
He won’t stand for it.
Now that one was a reach(around).
That cop was a real whack job.
He loves a good night stick.
Nothing a little saltpeter can’t fix.
He just wanted to cudgel.
Looks like he can handle it.
And thought he’d lend a helping hand?
Wouldn’t you give your hand to a friend?
He has a good grip on the situation.
He was just adding a little levity to this baggy pants farce.
Trying to get a rise out of him?
I bet he’s been debriefed by now.
…by Captain Commando.
Well Avis I believe that you have addressed the long and the shorts of it now.
Oh, I don’t know, I bet there’s more to it than that.
Perhaps, but we wish to keep it briefs.
I think he went soft on the guy.
The cop was only looking for his helmet.
Well, if he can’t find his helmet, he should call David Cop-a-feel to work some magic.
The policeman felt that guy’s penis.
I guess he had a bone to pick with that guy.
That double-entendre was so subtle I almost didn’t catch it.
Sorry. Meant at Combo Breaker.
No, I think he is a prick.
But he still thought of him fondle-y
Should we pet him?
The funniest one in this whole insane series was combobreaker. Only b/c of the sequence in which it came. I peed myself.
Combo breaker made me go to the toilet
That’s hardly the long (and short) of it…
The 4th ammendment is a touchy subject.
It was a seamenly innocent idea.
rofl
Old – but BEST FAIL EVER!!!
Hey man, that’s my penis you’re talking about.
Didn’t we have this just a few months ago?
Nooo…?
Yes?
Maybe?
I don’t know!!!
Can you repeat the question?
The question.
the question
the question
the question
…
Echo…echo…echo…
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Oh no! Run away before you get snowed in!
Heeeere’s Johnny!
Quick, hide in room 1408!
Red Rum! Red Rum!
darling. Light, of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya… I’m just gonna bash your brains in.
Room 217 might be just as frightening.
It’s pretty close.
Actually there’s a 12 floor difference. Well, 11 if there’s
no 13th floor.
Actually there’s a 12 floor difference. 11 if there is no 13th floor.
Actually there’s a 12 floor difference. 11 if you factor in that there’s usually no 13th floor.
We sure did =]
Cop’s name? Willie Stroker!
I believe this is his brother Richard.
Poor Richard’s all manic.
Little Richard?
Private Stroker when he was in the army
Then link it and prove it.
I’ve seen this at least a few months ago on youtube from failblog’s acc, so it is old but probably just didnt make it to the front page until today.
If it doesn’t make it to the front page, it doesn’t really count. Yes, they have a youtube account, but in order for pics or vids to make it here, they must be voted on.
maybe you had it a month ago?
Don’t laugh, I said it was cold.
Considering it appears to be above his belly-button, he needn’t apologize.
haha. speaking from experience….my current, has to do that sometimes….the tuck into the waist line of the pants…and yeah, if it can reach up there…he doesn’t need to apologize
You might want to make your “current” your “permanent.”
Considering his wealth of talent it might be harder than it you’d think.
u would know!
i would?
Is that something in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
That’s ‘wrench’ and ‘excuse my tool’.
more like “Cop” a feel WIN!
An authority figure molesting someone is more like business as usual – you can’t always win.
more like “pants-wearing-ability-fail”
yep, what is the zipper for if you junk is above the waistline?
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought pants were supposed to cover those parts.
He’s wearing them too low.
I don’t know if I’m being captain obvious here, but I really don’t think it was his penis. It was a clever trick to get the cop to stop searching him.
*is curious as to what it might have been, in that case*
welll…. his stash! DRUGS!!! MARY-JUANA! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
He thought he was above the long arm of the law.
Didn’t get him out of a short arm inspection.
Well it sure wasn’t below the belt!
Sometimes if guys have hard ons in public they tuck them up there. Quite a handy trick.
Which is a good thing to remember after you’ve gotten your motor started by Officer Feely.
I think that your pants are to be around you knees
I could have sworn that was my penis.
“So it really isn’t true what they say about black men…?”
It’s twue! It’s twue!
Elmer Fudd?
Lily Von Shtupp.
I’m not a wabbit. . .
Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are… gifted?
“You know, some of the sexiest men in the world are bald. Sean Connery. Ed Harris, very sexy. Andre Agassi… Elmer Fudd… is really cute.”
“Whew, big drop-off between number three and four there.”
This is true, as proven by my new avatar.
I like the update!
Enjoy it while you can. I’ll be going back to Basil Brush in a couple of days. I don’t want to set too many hearts a flutter.
I wonder if anybody gets my references to Canadian television…
*sigh*
♫Maybe tomorrow, I’ll want to settle down♫
♫Until tomorrow, I’ll just keep movin’ on♫
The Littlest Hobo <3 <3 <3!
Hooray!
Wow, I guess it’s not true what they say… his junk wasn’t even a handful!
To be fair, he did say it was cold out there.
Why is his penis so close to his belly button? Mine is like.. between my legs.
But not everyone’s is only an inch long.
it’s the tuck in the waist band….and if it goes all the way up there…..it’s time for mr. whomever it is to introduce himself to me.
It’s not as good as the idea first seems when the guy’s pant’s are in the basement.
due to the size we (as in black men) flip up our gentials into our waistbands to prevent shaft chaffing.
If that were the case here, it would have had to have been substantially lower than where that cops hand was.
LOL. Learn anatomy. His pants are just low. Nobody has such a long abdomen. His penis is fine where it is.
Read the comment I was responding to before you go casting aspersions.
The rest of us just wrap it around like a belt.
Omg LOL
how would you define “gun”, officer?
Looks like a start of a very beautiful friendship…
I’ve just realised creepy hershey man has disappeared. Thank god for that.
Maybe the feedback wasn’t what they expected.
Feedback such as “MY EYES! THEY BURN!!!” or “NO!!! GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!” are quite helpful in these matters.
An ad that was on the side. It was VERY creepy.
Coyote, basically, Failblog has been running this ad on the side which shows a scary looking guy with a chocolate smeared face ogling at a candle that apparently smells like Hershey’s chocolate. This guy’s facial expression is so creepy it required several eyebleach sessions to wash the memory out.
Thank God for ABP.
One thing; if it “…required several eyebleach sessions to wash the
memory out” as you say, why do you still remember it?
The ad was so traumatising fragments of this memory are still deeply burrowed somewhere in my brain, where the bleach cannot reach.
See Coyote, this is the kind of ting you you don’t get with an ad blocker.
That and I think someone is still running around with that picture for their avatar.
you rang?
muhahahaha
Your avatar doesn’t have the weird hershey guy anymore. Hooray!!!
You think Hershey Man is scary, you better watch out for Tossed Salad Man.
Fake!
*tazes “Me” and throws into FAIL BOG for the monsters to play with*
enjoyin’ tazin’ y’self?
Notice the apostrophes around “Me”. That implies I wasn’t tazing myself, but this troll called “Me”.
Recognition of own punctuation fail. You meant quotation marks.
*Sigh*
Trolls are now simple playthings for monsters. I used to hate them so much.
Yeah it’s photoshopped.
obviously it isn’t that cold outside
if anyone is more tech sayv than me, you should try to find this, it will make you laugh, guaranteed. We have a local radio morning show here calld Elvis Duran on q-102 every morning they play phone pranks on people. they call them phone taps. If youcan find the one from today, it is so worth it.
damn!!!
we wants you
Fail?
Looks like a win-win to me…
Maybe even a win-win-win (for the viewers as well)
That cop learned a lesson he’ll never forget
As a crowd gathers ’round an angry young man
Frisked down by a cop with his gun in his hand. . .
In the ghetto. . .
And a Moomin cries. . .
Now the cop can’t saw that he’s never grabbed another man’s penis.
Sawing a penis?
*flinches*
Sewing a penis?
*winces*
Slicing a penis?
*minces*
Mincing a penis?
*cringes*
At least, not on TV
Stripper cop alert
i didn’t know michael jackson was a cop
Not MJ when adults are involved.
Saw this quite a while ago and had a good laugh.
man that guy has bad luck he gets the only gay guy on the force.
Gimme a break hayseed. If you think that’s the only gay cop then it’s because you’re ugly.
wow that was really graphic. and that guy handled it so casually. if i felt a cop-hand on my genitals, i’d probably react a little.
that was my first impression. If I was a guy and it happened to me (in either role) I’d still be heading up in my cartoon jump.
Now if I was me, and the cop, I’d try to disarm him.
You never know where there desperadoes hide things.
And, I think he has illegal skin under that shirt.
This could be construed very badly, just a heads up.
Considering the usual way these things happen, it’s probably sheer relief to have a cop lay hands on him without it ending in a hospital stay.
i’d laugh if this were real. xD
the cops face is blurred. it duznt git more reelz dan dat yo
I’m pleasuring myself watching it either way.
Embarrassed cop is embarrassed.
I miss Ryannon
Me too.
We three.
i think he mentioned that it was cold outside to soon.
Anyone else noticed a guy moaning at 0:22? is that something like a cop rapist recuitment office?
Sign me up!
man, he didn’t even check to see if the guy was packin’ some ballz too
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/taunting
So you got stopped by the cops. Did you get off?
No, he only rubbed me for a few seconds.
Bravo!
The cop wasn’t frisky enough.
I only ever got a slap on the wrist – I feel cheated.
lol thats not a penis
It’s a space station.
I’m glad the world is seeing this and becoming more informed about these honky cops!
You know this cop was in reality actually trying to find out if black guys really do have big penises. I guess he really like it cause he sort of, delicately caressed it. Gently, like a newborn puppy.
The name of the newscaster assigned to the story: Willie Stroker.
best, easiest and fastest way to hide your drugs and even make the cop apologyze for checking!
Pants Placement Fail
that guy and all other guys who wear their pants that low need to learn to pull them up….its the point to wearing pants….suppose to cover up. *shakes head* stupid stupid people.
ur right…. thats rediculous…
that guy got a feel becouse of the pants beeing low…
… yeeees. And for that, cops get to grab junk. Confusion ensues and cops think guys have 1-ft-tall legs.
this is rediculous lol….. how embarrassing….
Cop a feel..
I’m really upset over this fail. You have to know that I just started FRISK ltd. It is unsettling to see the words “frisk” and “fail” combined, plus I was not familiar with the english meaning of “to frisk”.
The namegiving of my ltd. has FAIL written all over it!
It’s okay, you made your Frisk Limited.
Hey, thanks!
Sex Pistols knew where to take the name
that cop just wanted to feel that guy up (P.B.A. = H.O.M.O.)
oh lord :’)
ummm, that’s my penis O_O
:’)
I’m at work! What did they say!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!? I WANNA KNOW!
what was the fail here?
THAT REMINDS ME RENO 911
anyone ????
His pant crotch is at his knees – cop was fondling the belt buckle. Unfortunately the degerates belt buckle was wear his junk would normally be as well.
kindof old
hahahahahahahahaha this made my day
WTF is that? Oh wait it’s your penis.
I’m sorry to say we found no weapons of mass destruction… Found a lot of penises though.
but that IS a weapon of mass destruction. Haven’t you seen the Storage Facilities? I can’t say much about it but…somethin’s goin down yo.
Why is it that when a cop does that he gets to say whoops “I’m sorry I touched your penis while groping the rest of your body”?
But everyone else who does that:
Sexual assault, Sexual predator!, Sex Offenders List for Life. And to a police officer? Electrocuted with taser, put in metal cage, and also charged with assaulting a police officer.
The police and the rich exist on one end of the extreme. Everyone else exists on the other. It’s time we all existed on common ground.
That cop looked a little frisky to me :p
Not new but oh so lolz.
The disturbing part is that i think the suspect got turned on while being frisked
“That’s my penis.” Classic.
Bad touch
I fail
In the cop’s defense, aren’t pants usually supposed to cover the penis, rather than sitting three inches below?
well if he didnt have his pants pulled down so low!! cover your penis and wash your ass
wow. epic fail. :’D
Way to cop a feel…
wtf why arew all the you tube videos taken down?
BROKEN !!!!
Fix the fvcking youtube FAIL, on every single video.
seconding fdds’ sentiment
failblog epic youtube fail wtf??
Doesn’t work anymore
hahahahahahahah “this is my penis” xD lol
you cant help but wonder what the other dude was thinking when that happened. He probably got cut on for that for weeks, “yo, dude grabbed his junk” to all his friends lol. THATS WHY YOU WEAR YOUR PANTS ABOVE YOUR ASS WHERE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!
Awkward Win
did he just cop a feel?
THATS MY PENNIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That cop could’ve just asked?
Oh, is that my penis in your ass? Sorry about that.
now cops do happy endings?
Chill win :p
wish that was a woman cop=ddd
Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
dance fail.