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I don’t get it? I can’t see what’s going on..
Is it that car trying to hide behind a tree near the top right of the picture?
A perfectly normal street on a normal day, where’s the fail? What car trying to hide?!
I think the fail is of the car not being in “covert” (meaning:hidden, secret) or something like that, but I don’t see why it is NOT hidden or secret. Maybe because of the huge letters outside the car SHOWING that it is secret, making it NOT secret, I don’t know…
Well tyvm CaptainObvious…would u plz so very stop!
Don’t being me into this.
Win
What the hell is “plz?” are your front teeth backwards or something?
good one
Gaaaahhhhhh! MY BRAIN WILL EXPLODE!!
As long as it does it covertly in plain sight, that’s fine, just fine…
Thou Shalt Not Covert Thy Neighbor’s Wife
Thou Shalt Not COVET Thy Neighbor’s Wife.
Holy crap dude.
Wow asshat, he was obviously joking.
Where can i get an asshat? i want to get one of those things as a prank on my friend for getting a posse of his to moon me, which was gay as hell
I don’t see how thst hat would stay on… plus no one would ever even know you’re wearing it…
“Thou Shalt not Covert Thy Neighbor’s Wife”——–>dumb ass
obviously…thou shall not hide thy neighbor’s wife…
in the fridge
wouldn’t that rather be the car is in cover or the car is “coverd” and not “covert”? English ain’t my native language, but I’d guess “Covert” is just a name nothing more. Just my 2 cents though.
well, 2 cents isnt that much, you’d better upgrade to 2 bucks.
that’ll work, yeah.
they’re the same thing
/me pumps the drums
covert as in: this was a covert (secret) operation
covered as in: i covered (hidden) the treasure under some leafs.
I understand what you mean, and that was my thought too. I don’t think
“Covert” was intended to hold it’s dictionary definition. I believe it’s just the
name of the company that hired the security for the premises – which means
the two words “covert” and “security” weren’t supposed to mean anything.
They’re just words. This was kind of a dumb “fail”.
I don’t see any what your talking about. Car covered in huge letters spelling “covert”? You must be mad.
Its suppoused to be covert security (mostly on small towns where a few people from that town gather to form a neighbour secuirty, etc.) and they are suppoused to be hidden so no one sees them.
hah u all felt for it, the real secret car is across the street(muahahaha)
i get it lol its funny teh side of hte car says its a covert car not very sneaky
It’s a fail of the poster then
It’s a fail because the security company is called “Covert Security” and the emblem is not exacty covert given it’s all over the side of a taxi.
I know where this is, it’s in Dundee Scotland where I currently live and these taxis are everywhere.
Wait… these are security taxis?
I went on their website and they also do cleaning?!?
…and deliver pizza.
..and drugs if you ask nicely enough.
*packs things to move to scotland*
Why? They deliver! Stay where you are and they’ll bring it to you.
That would be a pretty long way. They would have to use a ferry or the tunnel, too.
Yes, but they have a boatplane done to look up like a car.
I prefer the upside-down tableboat, myself.
Hmmm. I think me and DrB left it beside a willow-tree in a previous fail.
God that was a relaxing end to a fail…ahhhh.
I love covert transformer security delivery and cleaning!
not to mention shrub cutting!
*prunes hedges*
*removes prunes from hedges (covertly)*
Hey, I was going to eat those!
Amelia Bedelia put prunes all over the Hedges after she was asked to prune the before a party. She thought it was a “dandy way to decorate shrubbery”
Wow. I haven’t thought about Amelia Bedelia in a long time… those were fun books.
they deliver the drugs?
Sheet metal?
Fingers.
Toes.
Hoes
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!!!!
It’s NOT a taxi. These are the ‘high profile’ company Octavias that the company uses for their staff & patrol guys.
It’s always been a standing joke with the name anyway.
Me..Oh, I DID that livery…and know the owners.
;o your from dundee? neat i’ve been there
I thought it was Edinburgh myself, Oh well, they’re all the same in the East aren’t they?
i dont see the security guard anywhere in this photo… thats a win in my book.
That’s because you can’t see the donut shop off camera.
This is not fun…
I think it’s like Homer Simpson wearing a ‘Witness Relocation’ T-Shirt
Bao ve ma ghi cho nguoi ta thay
wow are you serious? the fail is that the car is supposed to be “covert” (meaning something secret or undercover), but it says it right on the car that it is covert (or undercover) security. that totally gives it away and makes it not covert. the undercover security is basically saying “hey! im an undercover security officer!”
Covert fail? more like OVERT fail! lol!
You miss the point. It’s actually an autobot on patrol. Covert indeed!
Doh! They accidenty their “c.”
“Ouvert” Security?
Si vous préférez le français, oui.
En general, non. Mon francais est tres mal.
Ton francais n’est pas trop mal…
Merci. But you didn’t hear me speak.
Non, mais vu ton écriture, on entends presque ta voix.
If so, you would laugh by now
Qui dit que je ne suis pas écroulé de rire à cet instant précis? ; – )
Mousse du chocolat!
…evidemment dans ta tête.
So that’s where EGG has got to.
Poor boy, I’m worried he’s cracked up.
It was boiling hot in Spain so he fled to Dundee?
I think life got too hard. He couldn’t roll with the punches.
So he let himself get poached by a company in Dundee where life would be easier?
You can’t blame him. His brains are scrambled. Too much stress.
He needs a good coddle.
No yolk.
Then maybe he’ll come out of his shell.
I hope he’s not too beaten down for that.
We’ll have to whisk him away to somewhere nicer.
Eggzactly.
Perhaps to Easter Island?
This is beyond a yolk now..
You’re not yellow, are you?
He just doesn’t like free range discussion.
So he likes it all laid out beforehand?
Enough with the puns, people. Discussion ovary!
So it’s a pain job fail – well spotted ;>
paint* ¬_¬
I like “pain job” better. SM fail.
Strain knob?
Brain throb?
Plain slob?
Grain blob?
Bored sob
Smeared blob.
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!!!!!
Baby needs pain…
*slap*
That better?
Baby needs a new pair of shoes…. *waits, hopefully*
*shoos mookie off using a pear in a new fashion*
Perhaps Lou will be along later to pump you up.
He he. You know he likes to sock it to me.
I’d sneaker in a joke here, but I don’t want to come off as a Birkenstocker. So, I’ll go Converse about something else.
You don’t have to tread so lightly with us.
You’re such a Kedder!
It could be worse. Could be a red lowrider.
It’s a trick! It’s really a truck masquerading as a Covert Car! Transformers! More Than Meets The Eye!
It’s an aeroplane done up like a boat. But then they painted it to look like a car to make it roadworthy.
Good afternoon
Did you say loadworthy?
That’s a loaded comment.
How do DrB.
*pulls up chairs* Why don’t you guys take a load off?
Good morning
Nice, just nice. The three of us haven’t off loaded like this for a few weeks, would you believe?
Oh, that’s a load of bull! It hasn’t been that long…
It’s a load off my shoulders to know we can still unwind like this.
I know we’re among friends, and’ve been a bit antsy, so I might just…*unloads*
*looks, horrified* That’s gonna take a whole load of ShamWows…
We’d best get some more, I get the feeling there’s a load more where that came from.
I think I’m still a little bit loaded from last night… *hic*
Thanks guys. Isn’t it just nice to get a load off your mind sometimes, though?
Would you get a load of Dr. B? He thinks we won’t notice his mess….
Isn’t getting a load of Dr. B what created the mess in the first place?
This is like yodeling, it’s loads of fun!
You could always mince it down with a Slapchop. . .
It’s that rejected transformer: Plainsight. The one that wanted to be a spy but couldn’t transform into anything even slightly nondescript.
The best place to hide something is in plain sight.
The covert security is the silver one across the road…misdirection, dear chap.
I think the person is taking a photo of the car while the operative sneaks up behind them ninja style.
Security by illumination.
Sequestered by illuminati?
Eep!
The best way to hide something is telling the truth. Nobody will believe.
The best way to hide something is telling your kids NOT to hide it.
I wonder how their uniforms look like… Pink, with “COVERT” on the back?
They got the idea from the undercover ops FBI jackets.
It would be a giant newspaper with two eyeholes cut out..
Do you know what scots wear under those newspapers?
The funnies?
That’s classified!
In this case it’s sirens and flash lights.
The headlines?
In this case flash lights and sirens, I assume.
Damn you, Blogmonster!
*shakes fist*
Was it a monster? Or was it a steering wheel?
(sorry, Christiaan’s comments below made me laugh)
probably wearing those T-shirts that say “Undercover Cop” on ‘em
They dress as cars with covert written on them – sneaky bastards.
they only chase really sneaky thieves who are dressed like the Hamburgler
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries
Look there’s something in the car. It looks like the Grim Reaper…
Or the steering wheel… sorry!
Well, it did look sort of skeletal at first glance, no?
I cannot see what you are all talking about…?
I see says the blind.
…man to his deaf wife
as he took out a hammer and saw.
Or the steering wheel. Sorry!
he’s trying to thwart the Grim Raper
LMAO aint it the truth! Thats too funny dude!
RT
http://www.anon-tools.us.tc
What are you all talking about? Is it behind that grey car with the covert sec–oh now I get it.
There’s a dent in the car behind the rear door. This is not a good sign for a secure driver… I’m not shure if he was the right person to secure my Familiy and the drug labs in my basement.
Slow down, the cop hides behind this sign!
EARWORM WARNING!
.
♫ I always feel like somebody’s watching me… ♫
(Although those GEICO commercials might have beaten me to the punch in the earworm department.)
This is the money you could have saved hiring covert security.
Good choice.
♫ Every move you make,
every breath you take,
I’ll be watching you… ♫
De do do do de da da da
Is all I want to say to you. . .
♫ She is watching the detectives
“Ooh, he’s so cute!” ♫
I’ve been watching me fail for it seems like years. . .
look at me I’m incognito!
Look at me I’m Sandra Dee. . .
Some people are so sensitive!
The car is just a prop.
If you look at the right rear bumper, a bumper sticker says: “My other car is a Vehicle Born Explosive Device”
Would love to be a fly on the wall at that consummation!
Maybe the car is surrounded by a Somebody Else’s Problem Field.
And it appears with the sound of a thousand people saying ‘wop’ at once?
Hee hee… I just got reminded of Horton Hears a Who! *Yop*
This looks like the security car our Radio Show’s producer uses when he moonlights on security gigs!
Despite those who claim to have seen these IRL, I smell a shoop and call out “real picture fail”.
Phone the number on the side. It’s real. It’s a real car, the signwriting is real, it’s a real company, and the name and huge writing is a running gag with them
The jackets the employees wear are even better – luminous yellow with the company name on the back in huge letters, lol.
Admiral Ackbar sez: IT’S A TRAP!
It’s a security company in the city of COVERT, MI.
mabey it has to do with the doors in the building in the back
security fail.