dude, for your information the MILF is a terrorist group that comprises of muslim radicals who want the island of mindanao to be a muslim only island in the philippines. you are dumber than you sound. my friend…
Pardon my compatriot’s tactless remarks; I for one enjoy the exchange happening here, and yes, I know people here are smart enough to discern a group of extremists with weapons from a person you’d like to use your weapon on. Oops, ending my statement with a preposition, do I pass in fail?
I could write something here, but I’m sulking because Admiral Apparent suspected it was me behind the comments of a certain unfunny poster yesterday. I’m still not over it.
Now if someone were to invite me for a raid on a MILF camp to get my spirits up…
You remind me of a guy at university who frequently asked me “Here czuhc (which is of course not my real name), can you hold this for a sec” and then he handed me an empty coke can or a used handkerchief.
…Gert, is that you?
*SQUEEZE*
A lad in our office used to get me with that. I usually threw the things at him. He stopped giving me heavy things after a while.
Bit of a random accusation there, I agree. I wouldn’t take it to heart though.
Read it now…meh, nothing in it. Here’s some picnic supplies, if you like – you’re going to need them down there! Umm…you might want to take that boot off sooner rather than later.
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Apologies accepted, good admiral!
As to TRRoll: he was -amongst others- a welcome excuse to use the excellent artwork of John Bauer, whom I admire greatly.
No need to sulk or make a big deal of that, imho. I have to admit that I did not understand the reason for that comment of him, but again, my English is not good enough to know how your name may fit in those puns he likes to do. However, some people do not find funny when people use several avatars, even if that is done openly and for fun’s sake.
(I am sorry but I cannot invite you to any raid, I do not feel like sharing today)
Nothing so special for that day. Weeks ago I ripped off all my calendar pages but Feb 14th so all days feel the same for me.
t.q.m = The Quickie Made it.
Hey Czuhc, I thought your Willie persona was funny, but I’m not going to invite you to raid any MILF camps. I can hold your shirt ’till you come back, if you want.
Thank you all so very much! Thank you for the shirt! Thank you for the trousers! I will cherish them always! …You haven’t got a hat to go with that by any chance?
Strange, so small and rolled up, you’d never think it would go over the helmet. Ng…mpff……How do I look? Hey, if I really tried, I think I can pull it all the way over my face!
Seriously though, if the real MILF troops found out about how folks here are giving meaning to their acronym, they’d probably be shriveling in their own skin. That would be an even better win!
This post is more like “OP keeping up with world affairs fail.” MILF are on the news like, once a week at least and you haven’t heard of them until now?
My science teacher today said that he is a bit greedy when it comes to potratoes (we were doing food groups/nutrition) and that he always pops a few extra in! I almost died from laughter, yet the sad thing was that no one else would have gotten it….
Time travelling wormholes? Pffft. I upgraded the Bukkit, remember, and added quatum superpostion states to it, and elevator that goes to china, plus some negative feedback loops.
*uses negative quatum feedback loops, and *SQUEEZE!*s the moomin*
I know you guys see it as a ‘fail’ but here in the Philippines, MILF means Moro Islamic Liberation Front. They are Muslim rebels in the southern Phils. Just sayin. If you want you can google it. *shrugs*
It’s just that you’d expect a name that doesn’t share an abbreviation with the common “MILF” from a group bent on senseless violence. On the other hand, I guess senseless violence is the only way they’re going to be taken seriously with an abbreviation like that.
You can see that the newspaper article does say it stands for Moro Islamic Liberation Front, so the caption is wrong, the newspaper did not fail. The fail belongs to the rebel group themselves, who chose a name that westerners can’t take seriously.
The fail belongs to the AMERICANS themselves, who chose an acronym for their senseless animal sex shit that has been in used since the AMERICANS FAILed to control the Philippines.
The fail’s on you, try again. I’m from the same side of the Pacific as the Phillippines.
And maybe America failed, but a much smaller country did succeed. Suck on that, why don’t you.
When I was in Grade 11 English, the teacher (single, late-20s and rumored to be desperate for a man in her life) said that an essay had to be typed (this is back when they taught Typing on typewriters (Google them…), not Keyboarding on computers…). One of the girls in the class
complained that it would take forever.
“I’m not a touch typist” she said, “I’m just a hunt ‘n pecker.”
“Aren’t we all, dear” sighed the teacher, “Aren’t we all?”
Not funny at all. M.I.L.F. killed thousands of Filipinos over years of fighting wanting to gain their own land aside from the government. 7 years ago before moving to North America, I used to see army choppers just fly by my area then at noon we hear news about how many soldiers were killed. So before posting this, make sure you do more research and take into consideration the sensitivity of this picture. Failblog FAIL.
Yeah. The trick will be getting it to ya. I got a blue motorcycle helmet with your bird design stencilled on both sides, facing forward. It’s a little silly, but there you go.
I’d take you there anytime bro. See people’s heads get cut off cause the government couldn’t afford ransom for kidnapped media personalities and any person who has ties to it. Yea its a fail of course, but the internet is world wide. Back in the philippines, MILF doesn’t mean shit to them.
Avis: are you it was OK for EVERYONE to post that perfume pic?
*ignores the missing word from that question*
EVERYONE didn’t post that pic. We commented on it. There have been fails that are associated with horrific actions before. This is not the first, and I doubt it will be the last. If something offends you, turn to something else. Go somewhere else.
I wouldn’t turn away if something offends me, and I certainly would not go somewhere else just `cause of that. Did I ever say “take that pic off”? nope. I was saying that failblog failed this time amongst other failed fail shit they posted. hell, if you commented on that pic wouldnt i get the right to comment on this positively or otherwise?
You missed my point. Yes, you are entitled to an opinion. I am entitled to disagree with you. We aren’t very politically correct here. It’s impossible to have a FailBlog that doesn’t offend SOMEBODY.
Comment all you want, just don’t accuse us of insensitivity because we find some sort of perverted humor in it. Doing so makes you sound like some sort of self-righteous ass, and that we will not let go by without a snide comment or two ourselves.
Introduction to troll biology and evolution, the relationship of trolls to posting humans, the origin and antiquity of First! posters, geochronological dating, class and fail classification.
Don’t forget the language requirements! My personal favorite is Latin for Seduction, though I’m guessing most others will want to take Spanish Porn 1 and 2.
Down the hall and two doors to your left is Pundits Kitchen. You will find a more appropriate venue for your rants there. We don’t really give a shit here. We may give a shit, but just not here.
Agreed. Not really a fail, if you ask me. Our interpreter team once changed their name to the Combat Linguistics Intelligence Team… before the Colonel realized that it needed an acronym, and then subsequently realized that they didn’t…
“What is it, Lieutenant Sebastian?” “It’s just the Rebels, sir. They’re here.” “My God, man! Do they want tea?” “No, I think they’re after something more than that, sir. I don’t know what it is, but they’ve brought a flag.”
The newspaper didn’t fail, the group was called MILF, and they reported it as such. One might argue that the MILF leader failed by choosing a name with an alternative meaning, but on the other hand, the misleading name might boost recruitment if people think there are MILFs in the group, so it might be a recruiting WIN.
uuhmmm… excuse me.. Moro Islamic Liberation Front has been the name of this militant group for the longest time, even before MILF was coined to mean another thing… sorry to say. the forst time i even heard the term MILF in movies made me think of islam rebels, though i already knew they meant something else. just a matter of which side of the world you belong to. this is hardly a fail, i think.
Wow. People here never take issues seriously huh? Even if the issue is about rebel soldiers raiding towns and killing civillians. Well, death to the ignorants.
Dude, were sorry about you mom alright? I know she’s never been the same since the sex change but sheesh! It’s not our fault she fell on her head at our pole dancing competition.
Just for clarification: Is this headline from a Western/American/etc. publication? If so, I would certainly consider this a fail… Not in terms of names, but for the fact that nobody involved in the publication picked up on the fact that a large group of people would see the headline the way the FAILBlog submitter did.
I’d think that was from an Asian/Filipino newspaper published here in America. In the Philippines, there are many newspapers that publish articles about the MILF, but won’t be featured as something like this.
I just wished the submitter read the rest of the article. It makes me worry about the people back home.
Nope, it’s a local newspaper in the Philippines (based on the formatting of the newspaper). If I didn’t read the comments and googled what MILF meant, I wouldn’t have understood why that article “failed”.
Aw, sweetie. Did your mommy put you up to this? I’m sorry if she’s still upset that I didn’t call her. She just didn’t look quite so effable after the vodka wore off. You can tell her I’m sure she has a nice personality, but she probably shouldn’t try to join the MILF.
Unfortunatly, thier acronym just happened to be MILF. I know that they are probably doing bad things, but sometimes, you just gotta laugh at things like this (their acronym, not what they do) . Makes you feel better.
The really funny thing here is that in the end, it’s the Americans that are blamed for the FAIL… get it?!?!? It’s not the hilarious headline, nor the morons that calls their terror organization MILF and not their senseless barbaric violence.. IT’S THE AMERICANS! THEY ARE TO BLAME FOR THIS FAIL!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fail here is the caption. It should have been “TERRORIST ORGANIZATION NAMING FAIL”
How is that NEWSPAPER fail? The newspaper reported the terrorist activity of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Muslim extremists who have been calling themselves MILF far longer than the US and the rest of the world coined the term Mother I’d Like to F*ck.
Double fail on this site and the readers who didn’t get the point, too.
THERE’S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT TERRORISTS KILLING PEOPLE ON CHRISTMAS EVE. /capslock
…actually the group itself calls themselves MILF which makes it even funnier haha…i see them on the news all the time when my parents watch that TFC (the filipino channel) crap
The FAIL here is the one who submitted it; namely, Kristina S.
By the looks of it, it seems to be a local newspaper in the philippines and only available in the philippines. Since it is only available in the philippines and mainly for filipinos only, this isn’t a fail. However, this Kristina S took a photo of the local newspaper article and posted it on the internet for the world to see and make fun of something not really funny (or maybe offending) for her countrymen (i’m asuming this Kristina S. is a filipino).
Yeah, actually it is the American’s fault since Mindanao was supposed to be an independent nation from the rest of the Philippines. It was a racist and Crusader policy during the Teddy Roosevelt administration which prevented this from happening.
The Filipinos went from the occupation and torture of the Spanish to the slaughter brought by the American occupation. Native soldiers in Mindanao were able to stop the Spanish from taking over their land only to be killed by the Colt .45 when American PURCHASED the islands from Spain.
The people of Mindano are fighting for what should be rightfully theirs. Tell that bitch GMA to get her soldiers out of Mindanao and they won’t get killed anymore.
Moro Islamic Liberation Front is a terroist group in kahoots with the Taiban, they rape teenagers so they can make more babies and turn them into soldiers and send some to work for the Taliban or other Islamic terrorist groups
there’s nothing humorous about this article at all. MILF is a terrorist group that kidnaps and kills foreigners and civilians alike in the souteast asian country. I think people who post these kinds of things should read it before posting it as it might be offensive to some nationality.
Come on people, the MILF are a terrorist organization here in the Philippines, get your minds out of the gutter and realize that this group is murdering people and abducting foreigners!!!
Funny it may seem out there, but this issue is hardly laughing matters in the Philippines. Apparently some people are being extremely shallow here without stopping to think twice about how others may be affected by what they are doing. Shame on them.
The failure in this topic is the person who posted this without an explanation–a clear one. Don’t judge a book by its cover. You just read the face, not the content.
If you have read the article (did you?), you will see that the MILF here means “Moro Islamic Liberation Front.” Don’t comment on something without observing.
And I agree to FAILblogFAIL, “There’s nothing funny about terrorists killing people on Christmas Eve.”
I know that it is funny but that Pinoy Rebel Group existed long before John Cho popularize the term MILF. Funny for some but the MILF word is natural and synonymous with that rebel group in the Philippines and few Pinoys mostly those american pie fans regard that words funny. hehehehehe
Hello.! When i was a young filipino kid…i heard about the MILFs…i was very afraid each time i hear their names… Nao… It just makes me LoLoLoLolololol(Man I Love Fun)
Hello ignorant people of the world. The abbreviation MILF has long been used for the Moro Islamic Liberation Front, an anti-government group in the Philippines. It’s pronounced as M-I-L-F not “Milf” in one go. If you don’t understand how serious our problem is with the M.I.L.F then I stamp you Politically Ignorant and a FAIL at world sensitivity.
Finally, a target worth capturing!
And it wasn’t an assault, we were flirting.
My solicitor has told me to shush.
nothing like keeping these trolls from firsting, eh Mikey?
*looks innocent*
I have no idea what you are on about.
Fancy a cuppa?
What size is that cuppa?
It’s an a cuppa, just like Mikey D said.
This girl I know, she’s a d cuppa. Also sports the “Sexy Nerd” look in general, so very nice.
Yum.
So, a Mikey D cuppa?
We’re thinking of different sexy geeks.
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Are you suggesting Mikey puts the M in milf?
That Mikey! Always trying to put his M somewhere.
I believe it’s Mookie’s job to put the M in… erm nevermind
I don’t think it’s his M that he’d put in a MILF…
MANGINA?
Now all we have to find is the GILF camp.
wut does milf mean
You sad, sad little man.
It means Moro Islamic Liberation Front. I thought everyone knew that.
Big enough for two milfs
Foursome?
It could get messy.
Pretty sure those aren’t milfs with the cuppa.
dilfs?
That’s my department
DONKEYS?!?
Dragons
They’re a hot date
Dwarfs?
We are, Mikey, it’s true. We can set your heart on fire, though!
*SQUEEZE*
It’s true, I can feel the warmth
*has a burning desire*
*fans the flames*
*smolders*
*douses burning fish* Do NOT leave the stove on unattended, for the last time!
Nice suggestion…Mikey, let’s get on the job.
We’ll need some picnic supplies.
Produces two Picnic chocky bars.
Ooooh, good call.
*offers fresh cuppa to accompany them*
I think it’s a free four all.
Mary I’d like to Flock.
Did you say three four maul?
No, he said “free form all”
Oh, please. Don’t even bother trying to look innocent. We all know what you are:
MILS: Mikey I’d Like to Squeeze
Hee!
*SQUEEZE*
*snort*
SQUEEZE!
*SQUEEZE*
*SQUELCH* Ewwwww.
*hands DrB the ShamWow*
*tastes*
Yup. ShamWow.
LOL!
Hahahahahahaha.
*can’t contain it anymore*
They accidenty assult. Troops set, as lust on MILF.
MILF ass sluts?
Hahahaha, my bad. I just read this now, BIG you-can’t-do-this-while-working-mikey LOL!!.
Swine, rubbing it in like that.
*sulks*
P.S. Heeheeheeheeheehee. Bosses have gone for the day.
LOL with me
I am my own boss!
*dances a merry dance*
*patients are dying meanwhile*
I am my own boss, too!
*promotes self* *gives self a raise*
*forgives self for rank incompetence*
I hope you both shut the internet down panicky-like when you enter the room.
the visualisation cracked me up!
dude, for your information the MILF is a terrorist group that comprises of muslim radicals who want the island of mindanao to be a muslim only island in the philippines. you are dumber than you sound. my friend…
Sweets, the pic tells us that. Try to catch up.
sense of humor fail.
(you DO know what MILF commonly refers to here in the US (and perhaps even in other parts of the world?)
n0
Pardon my compatriot’s tactless remarks; I for one enjoy the exchange happening here, and yes, I know people here are smart enough to discern a group of extremists with weapons from a person you’d like to use your weapon on. Oops, ending my statement with a preposition, do I pass in fail?
good job you are the first person here with a brain greater than the size of a pea
lol, ok, what is a MILF that makes this funny????… ok, I know I am old, and out of the loop, but something really makes this cute… what is it??
I never understood why some people went after them…
Huh?
yeah, muslims aren’t horrible monsters, they’er just normla people like you and me
Uhoh – like you is okay but not sure about the other character
*sidles away from self*
The MILF camp! Let’s raid it!
willy stroker will show you the way
I’m pretty sure someone else will have mentioned this, but I’m too lazy right now to read the whole thread.
http://failblog.org/2008/09/22/milf-fail/
Well, I guess we now know what the MILF spoke about.
Silly troops. Anpu knows there are better things in life than milf.
I’m pretty sure Anpu spelt milk wrong.
ZZZZZZZzzzzzanpuzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ
That picture is definAtely not MILF……or is it?
wow you guys are dumb. They have been around way before the term MILF as we see it in the states was ever thought of
I’m a milfophobe
You can be afraid of something you like?
Warn your mother’s mother, the GILF camps are next!
Gerbils?
Guys?
Goats?
Grapefruit?
Golden Girls?
Gay Mothers, remember?
germans!
Gorgonzola?
Gumbis?
Genitals?
Gentiles?
Giraffes?
Gerunds?
Gerrymandering?
Gremlins?
G spot?
Grandma?
That would be a jammy guess if you got it right.
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Grendel? (And his mum is definitely not a MILF)
Not Lovecraft, but close enough ! ;-D
UILF – Un-nameable?
TMFTDILF – Tentacled Monstrosity From The Depths?
LOTDILF – Lurker On The Threshold?
ESILF- Elder Spawn?
KOMILF- Keeper Of Maddness?
OWSARILF- One Who Sleeps At R’lyeh?
Which movie version of Beowulf are YOU talking about? Angelina Jolie seems a bit of a milftoast to moi…
gooeys?
I think you have the wrong intell report, latest satellite images show the daughters of the MILFS preparing a midnight assault on the DILF camps.
I could write something here, but I’m sulking because Admiral Apparent suspected it was me behind the comments of a certain unfunny poster yesterday. I’m still not over it.
Now if someone were to invite me for a raid on a MILF camp to get my spirits up…
Hi czuhc! Glad you’re here. Here…could you just hold my shirt…I’ll be back in a couple of days.
You remind me of a guy at university who frequently asked me “Here czuhc (which is of course not my real name), can you hold this for a sec” and then he handed me an empty coke can or a used handkerchief.
…Gert, is that you?
Awwwww, you were just being so vulnerable with your tail between your legs. Perk-up tiger. And, here…hold these trousers.
*SQUEEZE*
A lad in our office used to get me with that. I usually threw the things at him. He stopped giving me heavy things after a while.
Bit of a random accusation there, I agree. I wouldn’t take it to heart though.
Read it now…meh, nothing in it. Here’s some picnic supplies, if you like – you’re going to need them down there! Umm…you might want to take that boot off sooner rather than later.
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Yes, if the legends are true, we could use him as a battering ram to gain entry
The released organ can then be deployed as a heraldic standard, scaring the MILFs witless!
My apologies, czuhc. I was thinking of your predilection for alter egos and remembering TRRoll.
Apologies accepted, good admiral!
As to TRRoll: he was -amongst others- a welcome excuse to use the excellent artwork of John Bauer, whom I admire greatly.
No need to sulk or make a big deal of that, imho. I have to admit that I did not understand the reason for that comment of him, but again, my English is not good enough to know how your name may fit in those puns he likes to do. However, some people do not find funny when people use several avatars, even if that is done openly and for fun’s sake.
(I am sorry but I cannot invite you to any raid, I do not feel like sharing today)
I do not feel like sharing either, except with you.
t.q.m.
ti quiero mucho?
I’m very curious what will happen the 14th, the way you two have been behaving lately
Nothing so special for that day. Weeks ago I ripped off all my calendar pages but Feb 14th so all days feel the same for me.
t.q.m = The Quickie Made it.
Total Quality Management?
Let’s go shares, you and I
Those shares are a hot commodity. I’m willing to negotiate the terms of this merger.
Hey Czuhc, I thought your Willie persona was funny, but I’m not going to invite you to raid any MILF camps. I can hold your shirt ’till you come back, if you want.
Thank you all so very much! Thank you for the shirt! Thank you for the trousers! I will cherish them always! …You haven’t got a hat to go with that by any chance?
Here’s a stretchy plastic hat, if you like! It goes over your helmet.
Strange, so small and rolled up, you’d never think it would go over the helmet. Ng…mpff……How do I look? Hey, if I really tried, I think I can pull it all the way over my face!
Here’s another hat, to go over your other head. Extra large ok?
*looks hopeful*
Finally, a reason to join the army.
I’d like to think the slogan beneath the picture in top left is ‘WE NEED YOU’ (to help us liberate MILFs)
*the (Me yorkshire is showing)
Don’t worry about it, puddin’
*SQUEEZE*
Morning!
*SQUEEZE* Thanks, I needed that!
they attacked people on christmas eve……
almost best christmas present ever
Now that’s one assault I’d definitely be on the front lines for!
The milf are loose! Hide while there is still time.
On second thought: don’t hide!
I love lamp
Filipinos don’t get this fail unless they’re uber-pr0n geeks…
disagree.
You guys do know what the MILF there stands for right?
Mate I’m Laughing, Follow?
Mock Innocent Lurkers Failbloggers!
Mikey Is a Lovely Fellow *SQUEEZE* teeheehee
Mikey I’m Leaning Forward!
No, Mikey I’m Leaning Forward! Look over here, it’s a better view
McFail’s Interesting Leanings Fascinate.
Moistened Instance of Luscious Female!
Manually Inserts Lubrication Fast.
*sobs* Mikey, I Like Fillies
.
Though you Might Indoctorinate in a Learning Fashion?
Manlove Induction Lessons Failure.
Must Inquire Leanings First.
Mashed Into Liquid Feces?
More Is Likely Fastidious
Please do enlighten me. Suck the joy from my life. I like it.
Wow. Married much?
Silly me, I thought you and Lou were quite firm on not sharing tonight!
Oh, you said joy, my bad.
Massachusetts Institute for Lefthanded Fornicators?
Mama! I LOVE Failblog!
WIN!
Seriously though, if the real MILF troops found out about how folks here are giving meaning to their acronym, they’d probably be shriveling in their own skin. That would be an even better win!
The MILF there stands for truth, justice, and the American way!
My Idiotic Little Friend.
Morons Insist on Lighting Farts?
This post is more like “OP keeping up with world affairs fail.” MILF are on the news like, once a week at least and you haven’t heard of them until now?
Well, not holed up in a camp like that.
When my kids started school was when I first became aware of MILF.
Same here!
*high five*
(not yet ready for Eiffeltower though)
My science teacher today said that he is a bit greedy when it comes to potratoes (we were doing food groups/nutrition) and that he always pops a few extra in! I almost died from laughter, yet the sad thing was that no one else would have gotten it….
Genius!
Why thank you. I do try. Do I get a cookie now?
And to facilitate cookie collection, can I *SQEEZE* the moomin?
You have to be quick to *SQUEEZE* the moomin. He’s very fast and tricky. And keep an eye out for his time-travelling wormholes.
Time travelling wormholes? Pffft. I upgraded the Bukkit, remember, and added quatum superpostion states to it, and elevator that goes to china, plus some negative feedback loops.
*uses negative quatum feedback loops, and *SQUEEZE!*s the moomin*
Are “quatum” and “sqeeze” a thing, now? I’ve been at work like 17 hours a day. Someone tell me what’s up.
Sorry. Lack of sleep can do that to you. Bukkit please?
*SQUEEZE*
My preciouss potatossess!
Buttatoes.
Genius! I can’t believe no one else thought of that before!
Dan Quayle did.
Unfortunately, I am a sub-Dan Quayle level genius -
http://failblog.org/2008/12/01/vicar-fail/?cp=all#comment-189138
I was actually trying for a callback…
*roffle* Poor Strategist. Wish we could be there with you.
I know you guys see it as a ‘fail’ but here in the Philippines, MILF means Moro Islamic Liberation Front. They are Muslim rebels in the southern Phils. Just sayin. If you want you can google it. *shrugs*
It’s just that you’d expect a name that doesn’t share an abbreviation with the common “MILF” from a group bent on senseless violence. On the other hand, I guess senseless violence is the only way they’re going to be taken seriously with an abbreviation like that.
You can see that the newspaper article does say it stands for Moro Islamic Liberation Front, so the caption is wrong, the newspaper did not fail. The fail belongs to the rebel group themselves, who chose a name that westerners can’t take seriously.
Chuck and jamar, READ THIS:
The fail belongs to the AMERICANS themselves, who chose an acronym for their senseless animal sex shit that has been in used since the AMERICANS FAILed to control the Philippines.
DOUBLE FAIL FOR THE AMERICANS.
The fail’s on you, try again. I’m from the same side of the Pacific as the Phillippines.
And maybe America failed, but a much smaller country did succeed. Suck on that, why don’t you.
they’d had a lot of children so there were enormous holes in the southern fronts? (eh)
I could tell you what MILF stands for, but my post would get deleted. Google it, but beware of ‘adult’ sites.
I really don’t see a fail in this one. Can anyone explain?
yes – it’s a stupid unfunny post followed by stupid unfunny comments. Get it?
I could riposte in a funny way, but I rather punch you on the nose, punk, and I’m very much capable of doing that.
Perhaps after completing Humo(u)r 101 you might think differently. Perhaps not, it might be a bit too advanced for you.
Google “MILF”, ikmartje.
Next time WE ASSAULT TEEN CAMP
Troop Win!!!
Wow. This fail has mookie written all over it.
Mookie, your ass must be red from all the lip imprints!
There is no fail in this. Moro Islamic Liberation Front exists, so the press did not even typo it. You’re just so amused by the acronym, aren’t you?
Centurian…he has a wife you know…
I cracked up there DrBiggusDickus ^
You win.
(That first sentence brings up BAD mental images)
Incontinentia Buttocks?
Curses!
*tries, fails, bursts out laughing*
Sensitivity Fail.
i’m assuming people in FailBlog are north american…. MILF doesnt mean shit to 80% of the world…
ID10T’s…
Of course it means something to 80% of the world- just not what the other 20% think it means.
You can’t tell the difference between the “I” key and the “1″ key, yet
we’re the idiots?
I think its an old joke. error code ID 10 T. I see that one a LOT in my company….
You’re right, my bad. Error ID: Ten Tee
And not ALL the denizens of FailBlog are in North America.
Denizens… appropo choice of word.
Hey, I’m pretty good with words. Most of the time. Ok, SOME of the time.
The wear marks on the bukkit beg to differ, hon.
That’s not a problem with words, but rather typing. Typing I’m not so good with.
Myself, I’m a rare bird, the tan Hunt-n-pecker. I’ll type up comic brilliance and look up to find that I’ve been typing into nothing.
I’ve done that too. I’m getting better at typing, FailBlog is good for that. I do still have to look at the keyboard most of the time though.
Just to hijack your comment thread…
When I was in Grade 11 English, the teacher (single, late-20s and rumored to be desperate for a man in her life) said that an essay had to be typed (this is back when they taught Typing on typewriters (Google them…), not Keyboarding on computers…). One of the girls in the class
complained that it would take forever.
“I’m not a touch typist” she said, “I’m just a hunt ‘n pecker.”
“Aren’t we all, dear” sighed the teacher, “Aren’t we all?”
Hilarity ensued; learning stopped for that day…
S’ok, you were called out by someone that can’t spell “apropos”.
That’s a FAIL FAIL! It ought to be deleted.
Who cares about the fail?
Kill all those muslim bastards!!!
>Rolls in on Failpolice patrol car< Dude, seriously, chill… Let’s not get extremist here.
Muslim, Christian, Pagan, what does it matter, MILF’s all taste the same. Mmmmmm mmmmm good!
Not funny at all. M.I.L.F. killed thousands of Filipinos over years of fighting wanting to gain their own land aside from the government. 7 years ago before moving to North America, I used to see army choppers just fly by my area then at noon we hear news about how many soldiers were killed. So before posting this, make sure you do more research and take into consideration the sensitivity of this picture. Failblog FAIL.
Yea, i agree that failbog failed this time but i can’t ignore the fact that they named they named it MILF, it was actually called MNLF before though.
But apparently the perfume fail was perfectly OK to post.
Call me insensitive, but hearing about the dangers of crossing the people known as MILF is still cracking me up.
Christopher!
*SMOOOOOCHES*
Avis!
*SMOOOOCH*
*Absconds with Avis to private quarters*
Ooohh, the anticipation!
I’d only make you wait til the point you couldn’t bear it. I’d tease you mercilessly before that, though.
This could be fun! When do we start?
Hey, Avis, I got you something for Valentines day, btw.
Oh? Dare I ask?
Yeah. The trick will be getting it to ya. I got a blue motorcycle helmet with your bird design stencilled on both sides, facing forward. It’s a little silly, but there you go.
The birds are still black, though.
A motorcycle helmet? That’s a new one. I imagine it looks cool!
I’ll post pics later on tomorrow.
Try sending through the mural, that might work.
The mural has a habit of sending me without clothes. I’m afraid that it may count the helmet as head wear. I’ll just keep it in case of a fail-meet.
By all means then, leave the helmet behind and step through the mural!
We can get it later.
“sensitivity”? failblog? Man did you take a wrong turn somewhere.
I’d take you there anytime bro. See people’s heads get cut off cause the government couldn’t afford ransom for kidnapped media personalities and any person who has ties to it. Yea its a fail of course, but the internet is world wide. Back in the philippines, MILF doesn’t mean shit to them.
Avis: are you it was OK for EVERYONE to post that perfume pic?
*ignores the missing word from that question*
EVERYONE didn’t post that pic. We commented on it. There have been fails that are associated with horrific actions before. This is not the first, and I doubt it will be the last. If something offends you, turn to something else. Go somewhere else.
I wouldn’t turn away if something offends me, and I certainly would not go somewhere else just `cause of that. Did I ever say “take that pic off”? nope. I was saying that failblog failed this time amongst other failed fail shit they posted. hell, if you commented on that pic wouldnt i get the right to comment on this positively or otherwise?
You missed my point. Yes, you are entitled to an opinion. I am entitled to disagree with you. We aren’t very politically correct here. It’s impossible to have a FailBlog that doesn’t offend SOMEBODY.
And thank (insert mythological deity of your choice here) for that!
*inserts Cthulhu*
*Flying Spaghetti Monster*
RAmen
Or perhaps Yog-Sothoth?
Comment all you want, just don’t accuse us of insensitivity because we find some sort of perverted humor in it. Doing so makes you sound like some sort of self-righteous ass, and that we will not let go by without a snide comment or two ourselves.
And we are pretty good with the snide comments, getting better all the time.
I hear that failblog is opening up a post-graduate course.
Advanced Snark?
“Integrating Practical Usage of Sarcastic Cynicism into Today’s Social Networking”
It’s Pass/Fail
*grins*
Snark And Rational Cynicism: Advanced Sneering & Troll/Idiot Commentary
hehe
*replaces Commentary with Social Management*
Sigh – wrong there too – I admired what you did DTI
Was trying for …. Advanced Sneering Management maybe.
There is a preliminary class in Practical Application of Snash.
(I love my Scrabble dictionary!)
The Taming of the Snork: How to Manipulate Humo(u)r and Maximize Laughs.
Casey!!
Failure in a post Freudian world as it relates to current issues of linguistic despicability in a non-formalized forum.
Lecture and Lab: 5 credits
Introduction to troll biology and evolution, the relationship of trolls to posting humans, the origin and antiquity of First! posters, geochronological dating, class and fail classification.
Don’t forget the language requirements! My personal favorite is Latin for Seduction, though I’m guessing most others will want to take Spanish Porn 1 and 2.
Si.
Down the hall and two doors to your left is Pundits Kitchen. You will find a more appropriate venue for your rants there. We don’t really give a shit here. We may give a shit, but just not here.
A long lasting dream: A MILF camp…
failblog FAIL!
Now we know what the MILF was speaking about. She wants us to stop invading her camps!
Theres no sensitivity in the world of FAIL.
It’s a failblog party,
who could ask for more?
Just leave your pompous
sensitivity at the door.
Don’t run away it’s only me
Don’t be afraid of being butthurt by failbloggers
Don’t run away it’s only us . . .
*winks*
MILF stands for Moro Islamic Liberation Front, it’s a Muslim group in South East Asia. I hope you guys know that.
But still, it’s hilarious.
Oops didnt see that someone said that already. My bad!
Or that the fail pic itself says that.
On the contrary, if the troops are properly trained, I see this as EPIC WIN.
Isn’t this more like a rebels-choosing-a-kick-ass-name-fail?
Agreed. Not really a fail, if you ask me. Our interpreter team once changed their name to the Combat Linguistics Intelligence Team… before the Colonel realized that it needed an acronym, and then subsequently realized that they didn’t…
I call it a win.
“What is it, Lieutenant Sebastian?” “It’s just the Rebels, sir. They’re here.” “My God, man! Do they want tea?” “No, I think they’re after something more than that, sir. I don’t know what it is, but they’ve brought a flag.”
The newspaper didn’t fail, the group was called MILF, and they reported it as such. One might argue that the MILF leader failed by choosing a name with an alternative meaning, but on the other hand, the misleading name might boost recruitment if people think there are MILFs in the group, so it might be a recruiting WIN.
No shit? I learned something today.
Whose yer daddy?
I like to shit in the sink.
uuhmmm… excuse me.. Moro Islamic Liberation Front has been the name of this militant group for the longest time, even before MILF was coined to mean another thing… sorry to say. the forst time i even heard the term MILF in movies made me think of islam rebels, though i already knew they meant something else. just a matter of which side of the world you belong to. this is hardly a fail, i think.
Wow. People here never take issues seriously huh? Even if the issue is about rebel soldiers raiding towns and killing civillians. Well, death to the ignorants.
We comment on the title of a newspaper article and it means the terrorists win? Really? Thanks for wishing death on us, BTW.
FAILBLOG FAIL
I didn’t know there were MILF camps…
Dude, were sorry about you mom alright? I know she’s never been the same since the sex change but sheesh! It’s not our fault she fell on her head at our pole dancing competition.
Just for clarification: Is this headline from a Western/American/etc. publication? If so, I would certainly consider this a fail… Not in terms of names, but for the fact that nobody involved in the publication picked up on the fact that a large group of people would see the headline the way the FAILBlog submitter did.
Still… it made me snicker
*punts the troll at Miley*
I’d think that was from an Asian/Filipino newspaper published here in America. In the Philippines, there are many newspapers that publish articles about the MILF, but won’t be featured as something like this.
I just wished the submitter read the rest of the article. It makes me worry about the people back home.
Nope, it’s a local newspaper in the Philippines (based on the formatting of the newspaper). If I didn’t read the comments and googled what MILF meant, I wouldn’t have understood why that article “failed”.
Aw, sweetie. Did your mommy put you up to this? I’m sorry if she’s still upset that I didn’t call her. She just didn’t look quite so effable after the vodka wore off. You can tell her I’m sure she has a nice personality, but she probably shouldn’t try to join the MILF.
Unfortunatly, thier acronym just happened to be MILF. I know that they are probably doing bad things, but sometimes, you just gotta laugh at things like this (their acronym, not what they do) . Makes you feel better.
The really funny thing here is that in the end, it’s the Americans that are blamed for the FAIL… get it?!?!? It’s not the hilarious headline, nor the morons that calls their terror organization MILF and not their senseless barbaric violence.. IT’S THE AMERICANS! THEY ARE TO BLAME FOR THIS FAIL!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, the MILF returns!
(See “MILF Fail”)
It’s more of a “Global Knowledge” fail since the acronym MILF has been used long before that moronic collection of films coined it’s perverse phrase.
Jeez.. can someone older than 13 post captions please?
You know that MILF in the Philippines
stands for Moro Islamic Liberation Front…??
someone should research before they assume anything.
The fail here is the caption. It should have been “TERRORIST ORGANIZATION NAMING FAIL”
How is that NEWSPAPER fail? The newspaper reported the terrorist activity of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Muslim extremists who have been calling themselves MILF far longer than the US and the rest of the world coined the term Mother I’d Like to F*ck.
Double fail on this site and the readers who didn’t get the point, too.
THERE’S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT TERRORISTS KILLING PEOPLE ON CHRISTMAS EVE. /capslock
before the word MILF became famous as the sexist word, it is synonymous on that rebel group
Jeeeeez, whose pole is that up your rear? Shoulda let the Japanese stay. No more MILF then.
its more like “name of group fail” since the group is really named so..XD lol..
…actually the group itself calls themselves MILF which makes it even funnier haha…i see them on the news all the time when my parents watch that TFC (the filipino channel) crap
These MILF fails, are fails unto themselves.
For goodness sake what the heck can you do if your organization’s name is synonymous to something the internet invented?
The FAIL here is the one who submitted it; namely, Kristina S.
By the looks of it, it seems to be a local newspaper in the philippines and only available in the philippines. Since it is only available in the philippines and mainly for filipinos only, this isn’t a fail. However, this Kristina S took a photo of the local newspaper article and posted it on the internet for the world to see and make fun of something not really funny (or maybe offending) for her countrymen (i’m asuming this Kristina S. is a filipino).
Yeah, actually it is the American’s fault since Mindanao was supposed to be an independent nation from the rest of the Philippines. It was a racist and Crusader policy during the Teddy Roosevelt administration which prevented this from happening.
The Filipinos went from the occupation and torture of the Spanish to the slaughter brought by the American occupation. Native soldiers in Mindanao were able to stop the Spanish from taking over their land only to be killed by the Colt .45 when American PURCHASED the islands from Spain.
The people of Mindano are fighting for what should be rightfully theirs. Tell that bitch GMA to get her soldiers out of Mindanao and they won’t get killed anymore.
those police are in for a goooood time.
Moro Islamic Liberation Front is a terroist group in kahoots with the Taiban, they rape teenagers so they can make more babies and turn them into soldiers and send some to work for the Taliban or other Islamic terrorist groups
yeah philippines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
not fail. or funny. idiot =|
hahaha this is from a filipino magazine. i’ve always been meaning to post one of these, there are way funnier ones.
there’s nothing humorous about this article at all. MILF is a terrorist group that kidnaps and kills foreigners and civilians alike in the souteast asian country. I think people who post these kinds of things should read it before posting it as it might be offensive to some nationality.
Come on people, the MILF are a terrorist organization here in the Philippines, get your minds out of the gutter and realize that this group is murdering people and abducting foreigners!!!
Funny it may seem out there, but this issue is hardly laughing matters in the Philippines. Apparently some people are being extremely shallow here without stopping to think twice about how others may be affected by what they are doing. Shame on them.
they are terrorist group in the Philippines. its means muro islamic liberation federation
It isn’t the picture that failed this time.
The failure in this topic is the person who posted this without an explanation–a clear one. Don’t judge a book by its cover. You just read the face, not the content.
If you have read the article (did you?), you will see that the MILF here means “Moro Islamic Liberation Front.” Don’t comment on something without observing.
And I agree to FAILblogFAIL, “There’s nothing funny about terrorists killing people on Christmas Eve.”
this is in the phil.
I know that it is funny but that Pinoy Rebel Group existed long before John Cho popularize the term MILF. Funny for some but the MILF word is natural and synonymous with that rebel group in the Philippines and few Pinoys mostly those american pie fans regard that words funny. hehehehehe
I know that this word is funny but I don’t even know it’s meaning. Although I know the the meaning referring to the group
MILF Moro Islamic Liberation Front.. Even the real name don’t sound right.. lol.. Just can’t be intimidating w/ a name like that.. =P
from a philippine newspaper. lmao.
what made me laugh more is how stupid a lot of the people here are:))
Hello.! When i was a young filipino kid…i heard about the MILFs…i was very afraid each time i hear their names… Nao… It just makes me LoLoLoLolololol(Man I Love Fun)
MILF fails at inflicting ~terror~ with a name like that.. which is why they just destroy shiet.
Nothing funny. This is a FailBlog Fail.
Laugh when terrorists attack your place on Christmas eve.
You’ll see this alot in the philippines …haha
In the Philippines,
there is an army of soldiers named MILF
and I dont think its funny
i cant believe i just realized this. after all those times i see it in the news.. now ima just laugh.
Hello ignorant people of the world. The abbreviation MILF has long been used for the Moro Islamic Liberation Front, an anti-government group in the Philippines. It’s pronounced as M-I-L-F not “Milf” in one go. If you don’t understand how serious our problem is with the M.I.L.F then I stamp you Politically Ignorant and a FAIL at world sensitivity.
i’m filipino and MILF mean Moro Islamic Liberation Front. This isn’t funny.