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  1. Mikey D says:

    Finally, a target worth capturing!

  2. warezIbanez says:

    I never understood why some people went after them…

  3. Gretch says:

    The MILF camp! Let’s raid it!

  4. capt. awesome says:

    Silly troops. Anpu knows there are better things in life than milf.

  5. DrB says:

    That picture is definAtely not MILF……or is it?

  6. ohman says:

    I’m a milfophobe

  7. Carl says:

    Warn your mother’s mother, the GILF camps are next!

  8. czuhc says:

    I could write something here, but I’m sulking because Admiral Apparent suspected it was me behind the comments of a certain unfunny poster yesterday. I’m still not over it.
    Now if someone were to invite me for a raid on a MILF camp to get my spirits up…

    • DrB says:

      Hi czuhc! Glad you’re here. Here…could you just hold my shirt…I’ll be back in a couple of days.

      • czuhc says:

        You remind me of a guy at university who frequently asked me “Here czuhc (which is of course not my real name), can you hold this for a sec” and then he handed me an empty coke can or a used handkerchief.
        …Gert, is that you?

        • DrB says:

          Awwwww, you were just being so vulnerable with your tail between your legs. Perk-up tiger. And, here…hold these trousers.

        • Mikey D says:

          *SQUEEZE*
          A lad in our office used to get me with that. I usually threw the things at him. He stopped giving me heavy things after a while.
          Bit of a random accusation there, I agree. I wouldn’t take it to heart though.

        • DrB says:

          Read it now…meh, nothing in it. Here’s some picnic supplies, if you like – you’re going to need them down there! Umm…you might want to take that boot off sooner rather than later. :)
          .

    • loufail says:

      No need to sulk or make a big deal of that, imho. I have to admit that I did not understand the reason for that comment of him, but again, my English is not good enough to know how your name may fit in those puns he likes to do. However, some people do not find funny when people use several avatars, even if that is done openly and for fun’s sake.
      (I am sorry but I cannot invite you to any raid, I do not feel like sharing today)

    • fluffy the fish says:

      Hey Czuhc, I thought your Willie persona was funny, but I’m not going to invite you to raid any MILF camps. I can hold your shirt ’till you come back, if you want.

      • czuhc says:

        Thank you all so very much! Thank you for the shirt! Thank you for the trousers! I will cherish them always! …You haven’t got a hat to go with that by any chance?

  9. ryan says:

    Finally, a reason to join the army.

  10. ArmingTheHomeless says:

    they attacked people on christmas eve……
    almost best christmas present ever

  11. Ranger Danger says:

    Now that’s one assault I’d definitely be on the front lines for!

  12. sangglepuss says:

    The milf are loose! Hide while there is still time.

  13. Tree says:

    I love lamp

  14. neo says:

    Filipinos don’t get this fail unless they’re uber-pr0n geeks…

  15. Craptain Failcon says:

    You guys do know what the MILF there stands for right?

  16. Boo says:

    This post is more like “OP keeping up with world affairs fail.” MILF are on the news like, once a week at least and you haven’t heard of them until now?

  17. Strategist says:

    My science teacher today said that he is a bit greedy when it comes to potratoes (we were doing food groups/nutrition) and that he always pops a few extra in! I almost died from laughter, yet the sad thing was that no one else would have gotten it….

  18. Scrappy Coco says:

    I know you guys see it as a ‘fail’ but here in the Philippines, MILF means Moro Islamic Liberation Front. They are Muslim rebels in the southern Phils. Just sayin. If you want you can google it. *shrugs*

    • jamar says:

      It’s just that you’d expect a name that doesn’t share an abbreviation with the common “MILF” from a group bent on senseless violence. On the other hand, I guess senseless violence is the only way they’re going to be taken seriously with an abbreviation like that.

    • Chuck says:

      You can see that the newspaper article does say it stands for Moro Islamic Liberation Front, so the caption is wrong, the newspaper did not fail. The fail belongs to the rebel group themselves, who chose a name that westerners can’t take seriously.

      • Americans-FAIL says:

        Chuck and jamar, READ THIS:

        The fail belongs to the AMERICANS themselves, who chose an acronym for their senseless animal sex shit that has been in used since the AMERICANS FAILed to control the Philippines.

        DOUBLE FAIL FOR THE AMERICANS.

        • jamar says:

          The fail’s on you, try again. I’m from the same side of the Pacific as the Phillippines.
          And maybe America failed, but a much smaller country did succeed. Suck on that, why don’t you.

  19. Foghat says:

    they’d had a lot of children so there were enormous holes in the southern fronts? (eh)

  20. Graham says:

    I could tell you what MILF stands for, but my post would get deleted. Google it, but beware of ‘adult’ sites.

  21. ikmartje says:

    I really don’t see a fail in this one. Can anyone explain?

  22. Koolboy says:

    Next time WE ASSAULT TEEN CAMP :D

  23. A^2 says:

    Troop Win!!!

  24. scotteh says:

    Wow. This fail has mookie written all over it.

  25. fsidib says:

    There is no fail in this. Moro Islamic Liberation Front exists, so the press did not even typo it. You’re just so amused by the acronym, aren’t you?

  26. ronan says:

    Sensitivity Fail.

  27. Dude says:

    i’m assuming people in FailBlog are north american…. MILF doesnt mean shit to 80% of the world…

    ID10T’s…

  28. Tim D. says:

    That’s a FAIL FAIL! It ought to be deleted.

  29. FromGENSAN says:

    Kill all those muslim bastards!!!

  30. GladIwokeUp says:

    Muslim, Christian, Pagan, what does it matter, MILF’s all taste the same. Mmmmmm mmmmm good!

  31. Carsonmorbid says:

    Not funny at all. M.I.L.F. killed thousands of Filipinos over years of fighting wanting to gain their own land aside from the government. 7 years ago before moving to North America, I used to see army choppers just fly by my area then at noon we hear news about how many soldiers were killed. So before posting this, make sure you do more research and take into consideration the sensitivity of this picture. Failblog FAIL.

  32. sven says:

    A long lasting dream: A MILF camp…

  33. Dayv says:

    failblog FAIL!

  34. Cloral says:

    Now we know what the MILF was speaking about. She wants us to stop invading her camps!

  35. Edmond Dantes says:

    Theres no sensitivity in the world of FAIL.

  36. LMAO says:

    MILF stands for Moro Islamic Liberation Front, it’s a Muslim group in South East Asia. I hope you guys know that.

    But still, it’s hilarious. ;)

  37. Scaryduck says:

    On the contrary, if the troops are properly trained, I see this as EPIC WIN.

  38. GILF rebel says:

    Isn’t this more like a rebels-choosing-a-kick-ass-name-fail?

    • Evervescent says:

      Agreed. Not really a fail, if you ask me. Our interpreter team once changed their name to the Combat Linguistics Intelligence Team… before the Colonel realized that it needed an acronym, and then subsequently realized that they didn’t…

      I call it a win.

    • dilettante says:

      “What is it, Lieutenant Sebastian?” “It’s just the Rebels, sir. They’re here.” “My God, man! Do they want tea?” “No, I think they’re after something more than that, sir. I don’t know what it is, but they’ve brought a flag.”

  39. Entropy says:

    The newspaper didn’t fail, the group was called MILF, and they reported it as such. One might argue that the MILF leader failed by choosing a name with an alternative meaning, but on the other hand, the misleading name might boost recruitment if people think there are MILFs in the group, so it might be a recruiting WIN.

  40. Monkey says:

    I like to shit in the sink.

  41. cat says:

    uuhmmm… excuse me.. Moro Islamic Liberation Front has been the name of this militant group for the longest time, even before MILF was coined to mean another thing… sorry to say. the forst time i even heard the term MILF in movies made me think of islam rebels, though i already knew they meant something else. just a matter of which side of the world you belong to. this is hardly a fail, i think.

  42. Martin says:

    MILF means Moro Islamic Liberation Front, you pervertive bastards.

    That’s all we hear about my country nowadays, that the rebel group is FAIL. Hahaha! The soldiers can’t defeat them. They are always overcome by their sheer power. XD

    But seriously. The MILF’s in the news EVERY FUCKIN DAY. If you were a Filipino, you’d understand.

    • ... says:

      Unfortunatly, thier acronym just happened to be MILF. I know that they are probably doing bad things, but sometimes, you just gotta laugh at things like this (their acronym, not what they do) . Makes you feel better.

  43. ADude says:

    Wow. People here never take issues seriously huh? Even if the issue is about rebel soldiers raiding towns and killing civillians. Well, death to the ignorants.

    • CWR says:

      We comment on the title of a newspaper article and it means the terrorists win? Really? Thanks for wishing death on us, BTW.

  44. Americans-FAIL says:

    Chuck and jamar, READ THIS:

    The fail belongs to the AMERICANS themselves, who chose an acronym for their senseless animal sex shit that has been in used since the AMERICANS FAILed to control the Philippines.

    DOUBLE FAIL FOR THE AMERICANS.

    Sick americans FAIL, fucking their OWN MOTHERS. Satanic bastards. We will tell the MILF to start terrorizing your fucking country. Or if you want to become a member of the MILF, come to the philippines and lets see if you will pass the MILF Practical examinations

    • raelalt says:

      Dude, were sorry about you mom alright? I know she’s never been the same since the sex change but sheesh! It’s not our fault she fell on her head at our pole dancing competition.

    • Kessie says:

      Aw, sweetie. Did your mommy put you up to this? I’m sorry if she’s still upset that I didn’t call her. She just didn’t look quite so effable after the vodka wore off. You can tell her I’m sure she has a nice personality, but she probably shouldn’t try to join the MILF.

    • jamar says:

      Jeeeeez, whose pole is that up your rear? Shoulda let the Japanese stay. No more MILF then.

  45. Munro says:

    FAILBLOG FAIL

  46. elfboi says:

    I didn’t know there were MILF camps…

  47. batchr says:

    THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS PICTURE IS SO STUPID. HE’S A TOTAL DIPSHIT FUCKER WHO CAN’T DIFFERENTIATE WHAT’S A FAIL BLOG PIC AND A PIC THAT THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. SO STUUUUUPID. THE MILF WORD IN THE HEADLINE HAS AN ESTABLISHED MEANING AND WAS USED CORRECTLY. FUCKERNOOB

  48. Luna says:

    Just for clarification: Is this headline from a Western/American/etc. publication? If so, I would certainly consider this a fail… Not in terms of names, but for the fact that nobody involved in the publication picked up on the fact that a large group of people would see the headline the way the FAILBlog submitter did.

    Still… it made me snicker :)

    *punts the troll at Miley*

    • Bonkers says:

      I’d think that was from an Asian/Filipino newspaper published here in America. In the Philippines, there are many newspapers that publish articles about the MILF, but won’t be featured as something like this.

      I just wished the submitter read the rest of the article. It makes me worry about the people back home.

      • red says:

        Nope, it’s a local newspaper in the Philippines (based on the formatting of the newspaper). If I didn’t read the comments and googled what MILF meant, I wouldn’t have understood why that article “failed”.

  49. Citizen-Y says:

    The really funny thing here is that in the end, it’s the Americans that are blamed for the FAIL… get it?!?!? It’s not the hilarious headline, nor the morons that calls their terror organization MILF and not their senseless barbaric violence.. IT’S THE AMERICANS! THEY ARE TO BLAME FOR THIS FAIL!!!
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. FinalSquadalah says:

    So, the MILF returns!
    (See “MILF Fail”)

  51. HD says:

    It’s more of a “Global Knowledge” fail since the acronym MILF has been used long before that moronic collection of films coined it’s perverse phrase.

    Jeez.. can someone older than 13 post captions please?

  52. 69 says:

    You know that MILF in the Philippines
    stands for Moro Islamic Liberation Front…??

    someone should research before they assume anything.

  53. FAILblogFAIL says:

    The fail here is the caption. It should have been “TERRORIST ORGANIZATION NAMING FAIL”

    How is that NEWSPAPER fail? The newspaper reported the terrorist activity of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Muslim extremists who have been calling themselves MILF far longer than the US and the rest of the world coined the term Mother I’d Like to F*ck.

    Double fail on this site and the readers who didn’t get the point, too.

    THERE’S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT TERRORISTS KILLING PEOPLE ON CHRISTMAS EVE. /capslock

  54. dave from the philippines says:

    its more like “name of group fail” since the group is really named so..XD lol..

  55. Chris says:

    …actually the group itself calls themselves MILF which makes it even funnier haha…i see them on the news all the time when my parents watch that TFC (the filipino channel) crap

  56. paulrenzo says:

    These MILF fails, are fails unto themselves.

    For goodness sake what the heck can you do if your organization’s name is synonymous to something the internet invented?

  57. ned says:

    The FAIL here is the one who submitted it; namely, Kristina S.
    By the looks of it, it seems to be a local newspaper in the philippines and only available in the philippines. Since it is only available in the philippines and mainly for filipinos only, this isn’t a fail. However, this Kristina S took a photo of the local newspaper article and posted it on the internet for the world to see and make fun of something not really funny (or maybe offending) for her countrymen (i’m asuming this Kristina S. is a filipino).

  58. HD says:

    Yeah, actually it is the American’s fault since Mindanao was supposed to be an independent nation from the rest of the Philippines. It was a racist and Crusader policy during the Teddy Roosevelt administration which prevented this from happening.

    The Filipinos went from the occupation and torture of the Spanish to the slaughter brought by the American occupation. Native soldiers in Mindanao were able to stop the Spanish from taking over their land only to be killed by the Colt .45 when American PURCHASED the islands from Spain.

    The people of Mindano are fighting for what should be rightfully theirs. Tell that bitch GMA to get her soldiers out of Mindanao and they won’t get killed anymore.

  59. kring says:

    I dont see why this is funny. In the Philippines, MILF is a group of terrorist in the southern region. The terrorist claims the name MILF first before the Mothers I Love TO FUck.

    It’s not funny. People died in there.

  60. Luke says:

    those police are in for a goooood time.

  61. PrimoDilla says:

    Moro Islamic Liberation Front is a terroist group in kahoots with the Taiban, they rape teenagers so they can make more babies and turn them into soldiers and send some to work for the Taliban or other Islamic terrorist groups

  62. jason tapel says:

    yeah philippines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

  63. Kristina S. FAILS says:

    not fail. or funny. idiot =|

  64. john says:

    hahaha this is from a filipino magazine. i’ve always been meaning to post one of these, there are way funnier ones.

  65. Astrid says:

    there’s nothing humorous about this article at all. MILF is a terrorist group that kidnaps and kills foreigners and civilians alike in the souteast asian country. I think people who post these kinds of things should read it before posting it as it might be offensive to some nationality.

  66. Westerner in Philippines says:

    Come on people, the MILF are a terrorist organization here in the Philippines, get your minds out of the gutter and realize that this group is murdering people and abducting foreigners!!!

  67. iFightforMyRight says:

    Funny it may seem out there, but this issue is hardly laughing matters in the Philippines. Apparently some people are being extremely shallow here without stopping to think twice about how others may be affected by what they are doing. Shame on them.

  68. vhristoper says:

    they are terrorist group in the Philippines. its means muro islamic liberation federation

  69. hahahafunny says:

    It isn’t the picture that failed this time.

    The failure in this topic is the person who posted this without an explanation–a clear one. Don’t judge a book by its cover. You just read the face, not the content.

    If you have read the article (did you?), you will see that the MILF here means “Moro Islamic Liberation Front.” Don’t comment on something without observing.

    And I agree to FAILblogFAIL, “There’s nothing funny about terrorists killing people on Christmas Eve.”

  70. Mayee says:

    this is in the phil.

  71. I know that it is funny but that Pinoy Rebel Group existed long before John Cho popularize the term MILF. Funny for some but the MILF word is natural and synonymous with that rebel group in the Philippines and few Pinoys mostly those american pie fans regard that words funny. hehehehehe

  72. INFO FAIL! LOL! says:

    I know that this word is funny but I don’t even know it’s meaning. Although I know the the meaning referring to the group

  73. Liger says:

    MILF Moro Islamic Liberation Front.. Even the real name don’t sound right.. lol.. Just can’t be intimidating w/ a name like that.. =P

  74. dude says:

    from a philippine newspaper. lmao.

  75. tymo says:

    what made me laugh more is how stupid a lot of the people here are:))

  76. sam says:

    Hello.! When i was a young filipino kid…i heard about the MILFs…i was very afraid each time i hear their names… Nao… It just makes me LoLoLoLolololol(Man I Love Fun)

  77. kayechichas says:

    MILF fails at inflicting ~terror~ with a name like that.. which is why they just destroy shiet.

  78. Renn says:

    Nothing funny. This is a FailBlog Fail.
    Laugh when terrorists attack your place on Christmas eve.

  79. Yoyo says:

    You’ll see this alot in the philippines …haha

  80. Not a Fail says:

    In the Philippines,
    there is an army of soldiers named MILF
    and I dont think its funny

  81. twixii says:

    i cant believe i just realized this. after all those times i see it in the news.. now ima just laugh.

  82. Mae says:

    Hello ignorant people of the world. The abbreviation MILF has long been used for the Moro Islamic Liberation Front, an anti-government group in the Philippines. It’s pronounced as M-I-L-F not “Milf” in one go. If you don’t understand how serious our problem is with the M.I.L.F then I stamp you Politically Ignorant and a FAIL at world sensitivity.

  83. denise says:

    i’m filipino and MILF mean Moro Islamic Liberation Front. This isn’t funny.


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