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It is a crap-pool, no diving facilities.
no diving feces.
No dividing fleas
No riding, please
No hiding trees.
(People disguise them as poles and staple signs to them you know)
NoAll women tease.No deriding knees
No roaming fees.
No flying skwerillies!
No paralectics please
more prophelactics please
No wine with cheese.
No whining bees.
More screaming trees.
I feel the need.
big peeing pees
…the need for speed.
I have to sneeze
*gets down on knees* I’m here to please
No late night sprees.
That does it, give me your keys.
I haven’t had enough, I can still see’s. *HIC*
Focus your chi.
Don’t barf on me.
You are so prfeetty, yes, all u three *HIC*
I want a burger with cheese.
A booger with sneeze?
A rich guy with a whiz!
No deriving equations with ease?
end of poems please
Shitstorm.
rick thorm
the lolcat says: i see’s
DISCRIMINATION
WAIT! *thinks* I’m scared of flying!
NEVER MIND! Nothing to see here, move along!
*munch munch munch*
So you’re NOT related to Rocky the Flying Skwerl?
No chiding chesse
chesse = cheese
typing fail
No rhyming less!
No playing chess!
No typing frets!
No killing pets!
No laying bets!
No paying debts!
NoAll jelly setsNo idea gets!
.
(sorry, I’m blank on this one)
No blank checks!
No paint flecks.
No dirty kecks!
Hot raunchy sex!
No rhyming hex!
Done having sex with you… NEXT!
Let’s play fetch!
All the MILF troop sets
No divining fleece.
What about floating feces?
Credit Referrence Aust Pool
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giv me some weeds!!!
i need to chilz!!!
a song
yep, it’s a crap-pool – they simply forgot the 2nd “P”
FIRST !
I WIN
FAIL, a failure of biblical proportions
I am not sure I know that song.
It’s one of those 5 second songs on an album between songs that’s never listed in the credits.
Early Bee Gees. Or Black Sabbath. I get them cornfused.
If you like to gamble, I tell you I’m your man,
You win some, lose some, all the same to me,
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say,
I don’t share your greed, the only card I need is
The Ace Of Spades
Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil,
Going with the flow, it’s all the game to me,
Seven or Eleven, snake eyes watching you,
Double up or quit, double stake or split,
The Ace Of Spades
You know I’m born to lose, and gambling’s for fools,
But that’s the way I like it baby,
I don’t wanna live for ever,
And don’t forget the joker!
Pushing up the ante, I know you wanna see me,
Read ‘em and weep, the dead man’s hand again,
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die,
The only thing you see, you know it’s gonna be,
The Ace Of Spades
When you have nothing clever to say, copy and paste is the ordure of the day.
I just wish Lemmy would get that mole removed from his face. Ugh.
MOLEY MOLEY MOLE!!!
*Points and stares*
guacaMOLEy!
That’s not a mole. It’s leftovers.
And your prize is the greatest FAIL of the day! Well done!
And I won your house and momma in the lottery.
But even in this economy, the house is still smaller AND worth more.
first?
OMGWTF?!! *swearing indiscriminately*
ur like number 83, (or sumphtin like that)!!
Holy crapoola
There it is.
*chomp*
It’s no big deal.
First!…EPIC FAIL
Wha?
Everybody takes this road sometimes.
Indeed, the road less traveled.
Long and windy road?
If the river runs red, take the dirt track instead?
Wrong! On so many levels!
lol
Damn…I had to read that twice before I got it.
I fail!
Hahah!
What would you know about that anyway, oh magnificent one?
*mouth hanging open*
The road less graveled.
There is no toilet paper on the road less traveled.
Shake with your right, wipe with your left.
Reminds me of a Red Meat cartoon in which one of the characters is invited to go in the pool and failed to understand that Number One was intended!
I did not do thsi!
You did not do shit? How did we end up with a crap-pool then?
It came out of the recycling bottle…
Christiaan? Speakee dutch?
Number 2, as I recall…
Everybody Poops.
everybody poops?
is that the best u can do?!
Hogwash!
Classic example of skilled union work.
Or a skilled photoshop user.
Without unions, who would prepare our crapools?! A world without crapools!?
Without onions, mankind will never be the same.
A mankind with fresher breath!
Standing ovation for the work
We see that type of biohazard at the town pool practically every day, I’m afraid.
Caddyshack – “DooDee!”
I wondered how long before the Caddyshack references would begin.
About that long.
But I’m alright, nobody worry about me.
Hey, if I could’ve found the right quotes, I would’ve posted the nose-picking bet scene here. But I can’t find them, so just remember them.
there is no ‘P’ in our ‘ool’, but there is crap
forty fifth!
Forty Seventh, actually.
Tazer, please?
Sorry, there’s none left. Everyone’s been using them on themselves thanks to Judge Willie Stroker.
There might be one left in the store, next to the headlight fluid and the elbow grease.
Don’t forget the prop wash!
Duly noted! lol
Front Axle Duck Butter?
Erm…I’ve got a spear lying around somewhere, but I’d prefer to save that for a much bigger troll.
Here, you can borrow my dart gun. They’re only mildly poisonous, but they can drop an elephant at 50 paces.
The archery shop is just down the road
I have a new desktop background. Thank you, CRAPOOL!
take a reflushing dip in our crapool
Crap~pool….ewww!!
It’s just a candy bar
Funny, I don’t see any skid marks.
That’s probably because you haven’t looked at the inside of your underwear for a week for fear that something may now be living there.
It actually evolved into a four-piece folk music group and left to tour Africa.
Nah, was talking about your moms after she and I did the nasty and sshe was worried about your sheets.
Pfft. Thats not a mistake. I would guess some highway worker did that intentionally
Spoiler alert: just because y-…. nothing.
CRA POOL? Citizens React Alarmingly Pool?
Children Running Amuck
There is no fail here, it’s CRAPOOL – and I’m part of it.
They left the P out of the pool.
That’s because you didn’t go swimming in their toilet.
read mine, it’s funnier. Ever see those signs at people’s pools that read “There is no ‘P’ in our ‘ool’, please keep it that way.” yeah, so read mine
Fail… but accurate.
Next to this is the Fir Lain.
This is why Anpu walks.
I like to shit in the car.
what about the ool?
Photoshop FAIL
Did he died?
save the planet, get involved with a crap-pool?