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I don’t think Judge Willie Stroker approves…
Recycling has never been more disgusting to me.
Face the nasty side of garbage. It ain’t pretty.
Plastic Gone Wild!!
I knew I shoulda shaved for picture day..
Enjoy the other side!
And this is why teens should be on these councils that create stupid posters like this so they don’t have these on them
Yikes. “Check it out”??? I don’t think so.
Right about now
There’s a number under
Check it out now
The Plastic Recycle Number…
Fatboy Slim never sounded so green!
ROFLMAO!
WIN11!!1! shift fail
lmao according to your picture you know exactly what you talking about too, dont you…
i saw you getting your ass kicked pretty good in bonn last sunday hehehe
lol!! no i don’t think he does
Goatse win.
Goat wigs?
Scrote Figs?
Scrotum Wigs?
Totem Pigs?
Momentum Jigs?
Big Jigs?
Momentary Figs?
Newton Figs?
Smote Prigs?
Smoke Pigs?
Stroke Nigs?
blueberry cupcakes?
Bottle’s ass!
I’m glad someone else thought of Goatse, because I was wondering if there was something wrong with me for thinking that. Even so though, nothing involving Goatse is ever “win.” More like Goatse Fail, which is a pretty strong kind of fail.
Man, when you see a Goatse, you never forget it, it follows you everywhere,LOL! Ignorance is bliss.
I just got goatse’d!
yoghurt???
Oh my god i dont know what to say
Good thing you thought about it FIRST.
Are you serious?
Yes, I’m not.
how bout I give you this potato and we’ll both hope for the best.
omg HE’S DRIPPING.
Buttrape imminent.
recycle me! insert the big thing here! *points*
points where?
Penis goes where?
…goes whore?
…goes plastic?
It’s fantastic?
…You can brush my hair…
Undress me everywhere. Plz.
C’mon, Barbie….
lets go party
I’m a barbie girl!! In a Barbie world!!
STOP THE FADS >:C
Why u so mad?
that makes me sad…
Severely scratched personal parts imminent.
I would but there’s number 2 inside his ring
Shit, you’re right!
It means: Max payload two potatos.
The sacred vegetable.
you can use it multiple times – that is the whole concept of recycling.
That’s what she sa-
oh wait…
Brilliant!
Check it out? Do I have to sniff there like dogs do?
I heard that they smell like cookies
Really?
Oh my god! She farted down my throat!
omg. lol that is kinda gross….
flip it over
check it out before you chuck one out
Please explain to me how that is an addition to this comment section…
what i see there is simply you proving that you know how to read, granted not very well.
i have changed the word “it” to “one”. chuck one out is a euphemism for having a w*nk.
thus i have cleverly changed what the bottle is saying from “check to see if i can be recycled”, to “before you pleasure yourself, consider sticking it in a milk bottle”
What’s that drop?
If the Beastie Boys are involved, it could be the beat.
lol, nice
Ch-ch-ch-check it out
wh-wh-wh-what’s recycle all about
f1rst!!!
Nope.
I get it. You’re playing Wheel of Fortune: The PC Game and you have to press F1 at the start of the final round to get them to show the first three of the the free letters. Do you have to press F2 to get them to show L, N, and E, or do you press F1 again?
It all ties in with the recycling part of the FAIL – hitting F1 provides “rst”, which is, of course, short for “Recycle Some Trash”.
Or “Really Stupid Transvestite”, whichever comes first.
Just hit F1 again I guess
B3nd 0ver and I’ll show you some recycling!
Dr. Gasman rises again.
Doctor? What’s his PhD in? Dickery?
Not a real doctor, he’s just as amateur proctologist.
First!!
One letter per minute?
nobody gives a rats ass you commented first your like a little girl on myspace who’s all psyched cuz she got the first comment on her BFFs new profile
Oh, stop the hate, just stop the hate!
Or make that some witty hate at the least.
Prezackly. Besides, what he doing on MySpace checking out little girls’ profiles???
lol, pedobear returns
lol, that’s more than half returns
Pedobear recycled?
Hola, Coyote! How ya been? I’ve been in computer-withdrawal for the past week, so I’ve missed you here.
Doing well. Next session isn’t until Tuesday. Have you been having computer problems too? Seems to be a lot of it about.
More like time problems… I need to borrow the space-time continuum machine from here, just to get everything done so I can goof off here during the day. School work, work work, house work, relationship work……… not much time in the day for failblog, unfortunately!
Holy run-on sentence, Batman!
Quick, Robin, to the Punctuation Mobile!
…You rang?
*masturbates*
Hi Willi! Watch that drop!
Don’t worry, Mr. Stroker is very professional.
But i heard that the vicar was even better at that sort of thing…
He insisted that it wasn’t a sex game! You wouldn’t call the vicar a liar, would you?
No, of course it wasn’t a sex game…he just accidenty the potato in his a$$…
gregh
That’s one shameless bishop!
yog-hurt. indeed.
not if you apply the margarine, but you still have to give him time to ketchup.
Imagine the people who designed, discussed and finally approved this ad. Why didn’t anyone say “it looks like the bottle points at its asshole”?
They also put in the words rigid and margarine Along with the alternate spelling of yogHurt. What was going on in that ad meeting?
Drugs could explain some of those fails but not all. An integration project for retarded, I mean mentally challenged people, perhaps?
Someone really, really, really didn’t like the boss, and this was their revenge?
Could also be that the dude really wanted people to penetrate the recycleables.
plus it’s hilarious! who wouldn’t want to be the person responsible for this?
Maybe they did. I think it’s funny and I don’t see how it’s a fail. Couldn’t they have made it a joke intentionally to get people to think about recycling? It makes more sense than someone not realizing what it looks like.
Goatse has already taken over recycling and will officially take over the world on dec 22. 2012!!! The aztecs saw it coming!!!
(… uhhh so-to-speak)
No wonder the Aztecs went extinct…
GOATSEEEEEE!!!!
ahahah plastic has a bum hole XD
I checked, and I have a “4″ on my butt. I wonder what that means?
I’d be more than happy to assist you in finding out
Grabs calculator and other assorted accouterments…
Whoa, Nellie!
Prezackly.
Better see a doctor…
From Arthur Eld earlier, this would imply you have a max payload of 4 potatoes.
… and that’s impressive!
I’m in awe!
Absolute shock!
Dark Tower fan?
asking because of your name…sorry id that wasn’t clear. Directed at Arthur Eld
Yes. I like looong storys such as The Dark Tower or LOTR.
Are there places that sell these stories like… for free and reusable?
Yes.
So that’s like a video library, but for books?
What a crazy idea! I don’t think that will ever work.
I beg your pardon.
Beg all you want, but you’ll receive none.
I was hoping for him to get out early.
Do i look like the governor?
That’s more than half!
OK, but do they have to be whole? Can’t they be diced?
if you’re inserting 4 whole potatoes they can be any damn way you like!
What’s a butt 4?
farting?
shitting?
buttsex?
dont forget the most important one:
being in the damn way.
Remember kids! Check out your milk’s Anus before you ride the fail bus!
is it just me or did anyone else notice he’s getting leaky while playing with his hole?
I noticed it but I don’t know what it means. We’ll have to consult an expert on this one. But where to find such a person?
Ry’s in Florida.
i like checkin it out!
yummm
You are a very sick person.
But(t) he’s lovin’ it.
I’m Behind your comment all the way.
He just made an ass of himself
I sure hope he isn’t allowed to rear any children
Yeah, we can tell from that smear around your lips.
I just bent over in front of a mirror, guess what??? I can be recycled!!!!!
Fake!
Is not! It’s a sticker!
You got a sticker too?
well of course, I working on bein green for environment
was it photoshopped or was he trying to scan the mirror again?
Yeah, look real close to my bunghole and you can see the pixels.
Insert potato
They publish such rubbish fails that are not even funny, but refuse to post the Obama fail that i submitted!
Fail…
Get over it!
seriously, I think we’ve heard enough on this Obama fail blah, blah , blah
We need more fails about Girraffes…
Mmmmmmm….. Giraffe… Nutritious and delicious! Tastes like chicken!
Is this an Obama fail where he is pointig at his naked ass. If not, it’s not worth submitting here.
How do you know Obama’s ass is fail?
ask CNN or Fox News
Depends on who he’s showing it to. Right now I would call it a win if it’s the pope.
Bukkit?
Пасть захлопни, пиздоёб.
Language fail
Я? Терпеть неудачу? Нет. Я никогда не буду терпеть неудачу!
Will you embrace it wholeheartedly rather than suffer it?
Here…lemme “file” that comment with the others over here…
*leaps out of the ‘M’ section of the filing cabinet*
*SQUEEZE*
*Scoots off on a wheelie chair using a broom to punt himself along*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
That sounds like fun… *wistful*
*SQUEEZES TS20 as he wheels past*
*loses control and veers down stairs*
-BUMP-
………….-BUMP-
………………………-BUMP-
Ouchie.
It’s not rubbish, it’s recycling.
Oh it’s such a drag, what a chore,
oh your wounds are full of salt.
Everything’s a stress and what’s more,
well it’s all somebody’s fault.
Hey! Get, get, get, get, get over it!
Tehee – I like that song.
I wonder if he prefers jelly or syrup.
plastics don’t break down in his landfill, hopefully the same goes for latex… never know what diseases that bottley bastard might be carrying
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/interviews
Recycling is a fail anyways. So this is a double fail
If you hate me so much, why don’t you leave me?
lolz
You just made me soil myself, I hope you are happy Mother.
Actually – yes, I am
This is Planet Earth!
You’re looking at Planet Earth!
For your information, I gave The Day The Earth Stood Still a 2 and a half stars.
But what about Planet of the Apes? How did that rate?
Not nearly as high as Planet of the Rapes, that was a blockbuster!
You guys are just stretching it.
it’s just about as bad as printed text or graphics on the rear of sweatpants if anything.
Sure recycling is important. Though for mockery, you’re doing it wrong.
This is not a fail.
Report Card:
Humo(u)r 101: F
Yep. FAILcomment.
You guys act surprised. What else would you expect from someone with so much originality that their user name is a single letter?
Are you saying that the apparent appearance of a bunghole offered up by bent-over submission isn’t mockable?
Add some music and it’s rockable, too.
Add shoes and it’s sockable.
Install a bolt and it’s lockable.
And you had to use the word “stretching” for that, right?
Are you making him the butt of your jokes?
I think he’s just calling him an ass.
What do farm animals have to do with this?
Oh, you innocent lamb, you…
Ewe accidenty your ‘you’ surely?
Dang. Ewe got my goat there.
Well, shoat, that can happen to anyone!
Just sow long as you don’t hold it against me.
She’ll just heifer try another way.
I might be able to pullet out of my hat, but then again, I might be too chicken to try.
All this LOLzing is making me horse.
Well, there’s no need to get all emu about it, though it’s ostrich-ing the truth a bit to say I’m sorry.
I’ll goat-u great lengths to duck the farmer, but, hay, …. oh, [pitch]fork it, I got nuthing else.
I need a scape-goat to get out of this fine mess I got into.
After your comment I just had a sudden urge to kill a Kiwi but Micheal Felps took ‘em all away a long time ago
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Oh, I get it now N, that’s a “moblus loop symbol” and not an anus.
If your anus is triangular you’re doing it wrong. Whatever it is you’re doing. Wrong I tell you.
Maybe there is a small select group of super humans in this galaxy that have the unfortunate side-effect of ”triangle dick”.
Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
Whats he like? its not important
Particle man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When hes underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, particle man
Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man
What if your dick is so big you need a “Moblus loop symbol” for an anus…. you know… because it goes on forever…. i fail.
You mean there is no end to that dick?
“You guys are just stretching it.”
*masturbates*
sorry, am i stealing someone else’s joke?
Does anyone else think this thing looks like an asshat? Clicky my name
Get your head out of the gutter, and yes.
But the gutter is nice!
.
Oooh! Look at what I found! Shiny!
Nice Klein bottle.
I want you to squel like a pig bottle. (bottle butsex)
Flip it over and check it out before you stick it in.
That’s actually not bad advice. Never thought I’d find that on failblog!
Good advice, it could save you an embarrassing moment or two.
Ironically, we keep our recycling bin by the back door.
When you see it… You’ll shit bricks…
(sorry, someone had to say it)
(just like they had to say this… sorry.)
In Soviet Russia, Bricks shit YOU!
I didn’t know that there was a landfill called “Our Landfill”. That must confuse the heck out of people who don’t live in that area. Like when they talk about tomorrow’s Today Show.
Hmmm, I work for a recycling company, maybe I should suggest using this poster.
Isn’t the unemployment level high enough already?
You have an excellent point there, maybe I’ll just slip it in the suggestion box.
i could EASILY see this happening in my school lunchroom….. right next to the Billy Mays drug free poster *shudders* (not making it up, and it looks like the administrators photoshopped it too XD
)
you’re welcome XD
Hence you work at a recicling company you should reuse the old posters
Well I’m the oldest poster here and I am tired of being used, tired I tell you!
Tiredness commeth with age, abuse commeth with use.. Hence explaining the tiredness since youre the oldest… thus, dont blame the use. It gives meaning to your life
*snaps out of it with insence in his eye*
How does Priceless feel about that? Is it consensual, or rape? If it’s rape, is it weekly or just a one-time thing?
oh c’mon guys, the poor bottle just wants a little love, don’t be mean
OMG! that is funny on so many levels!
Come on, smell my hole.
NO!!! I DUN WANNA CHECK IT OUT!!!
goatse
I love to shit in the sink.
Did anyone notice “Yoghurt”?
I kinda think this is a win…
What better way to remember your recycling
by having your recyclables moon you…
I’d agree that this is a win: I mean, people usually ignore recycling informercials but this is so obviously naughty that people can’t help but read it and remember it.
Proof that recycling is gay…they all want it in the @ss
Goatse
Man that thing’s been around the block? I’d hate for my butthole to be triangular with arrows.
Is that the reason why all of those bottles appeared shaking? because for a second there I noticed a whisper…creepy.
recycled goatse
Epic Goats Win!
That last comment was a FAIL.
Epic Goatse Win!
Was he trying to do this?
;37
Erm… maybe this?
=;37
guess not
GOOOOOOOOOOOOATSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hahahaha of course they put #2 right there
heheheheheh
I find myself hopelessly aroused by that thing.
The way it’s inviting me…pleading, almost…it doesn’t want to know my name, and I don’t want to know its…as I fondle myself I imagine its tiny plastic entrance opening, yielding…then, suddenly, unable to control the thrusting of my pelvis…pounding…POUNDING…and — yes! YES!! AAHHHH!!! Ahhh…
…then slowing…slowing…slowing…and withdrawing.
Then, a cigarette, as I contemptuously toss it into the recycle bin next to the…compost…mmm.
welcome
DD
Hey everyone! Get your head out of your ass – Recycle.