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*masturbates*
(had to be done really)
*tazes self*
*tazes self* oooo
Yeah baby!
Like that!
*zap*
lol
*zaps*
this is actually fun!
*Tazes self*
*Masturbates*
(this should be the correct order)
*feeds the cat*
WIN!!!
.
*masturbates*
*holds up cucumber hopefully*
shoves up ass
Cubecumr
*Cures cancer while masturbating*
*cough* prepare to be amused! *Has Willie Stroker give me a handjob*
And BTW there’s evil and cruel parents.. and then in a different league there’s Willie Strokers parents..
stroke my willie, Willie Stroker.
*tazes his junk while masturbating*
BOOOOOOOYAAAh
Don’t taze me, bro!
*tazes anyways*
TAKE THAT CITIZEN HAHA!
*gets fired
out of cannon (I wish)*
Taze Fail
Don’t TAZE me bro!
*swings extinguisher*
You want some help with that?
No.
Would you like some olive oil with that?
extra virgin or rape?
Perhaps you’d like a little of each?
Surprise me!
Ok…and…there-we-go…..*wipes*…and…there…we…go.
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First one or second?
I think extra virgin is best before rape, it doesn’t make sense the other way round.
Is this like a Mazola party or can I bring Crisco?
Either!
Or you can just come as you are.
As you were
As I want you to be…
A virgin?
Really? Don’t know how I’ll get there with my ankles behind my ears, but okay!
On reflection, I hope that was a clean ShamWow you used. I ran out of cream from the doctor.
Let me know if you can’t find the applicator.
I thought you were the applicator?
You saw the sign! “Applications Within”
DrB, I thought you weren’t doing the whole ’street corner “will wipe for money” sign’ thing anymore!
And how did you answer the “are you experienced raping?” question on the application?
“oil answer that one later”
Please get some experience before you apply again.
I thought i was getting shamwow, but i got this weird stuff that is total shit which…dude. random glitch while typing.
dewd, didn’t the shamwow guy get arrested?
for beating up a hooker?
“put those hands together”
extra virgin
all those nuns in that shop. It is a VIRGIN MEGASTORE!
Can I judge your performance then?
If you’ve some mushrooms to feed the dog, I’ll let you videotape it.
Okay, but only if there is some “???” involved.
Some what? We want details!
No, Fluffy, you probably DON’T want the details…
I know that I don’t want details…
Jesus needs details to be all-knowing. so tell me.
details clickie my name
Thanks for the linkie, but I still don’t know which part of that story is the ???. I mean, sounds like a pretty normal Saturday night.
hahaha, I dont think many understood this but hat was hilarious
Oh, so you think the murder of twenty-three babies and toddlers is funny? I suppose you’re going to sing a fresh island song to cool the governor’s hot temper. Hat McCullough belongs in jail!
You have it all wrong! He’s a willie stroker judge, he judges others.
lol
Want some help with that?
Maybe.
Don’t give in, he’s a sicko.
I’ll help you Mikey D
*SQUEEZE*
*SQUEEZE*
Hang on, help like Willie’s offering or help escaping Willie?
A little of both…
Now you just keep him in that tight squeeze Cuddles, till I’m back with some extra hand cream.
I don’t know what you’re talking about…there’s no Mikey D here *hides Mikey D down pants*
Hey! I found a potato down here!
. . .and I thought you were just pleased to see me
*high fives*
*high fives*
Hold on, does this mean you’re in mr. cuddles’ pants too?
The more the merrier…?
There’s a party in my pants and you’re all invited? I hope you have MC Hammer style pants.
Yeah cuz us fatasses don’t fit in them skinny jeans.
I shall fetch godzilla
I am pleased to see you
Why do you think it’s waving at you?
0.0
*snortgiggle*
*pisstickle*
Is that a Mikey in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?
Here I am with the…? Hey? Did you let that moomin get away? Damn moomin! *Gargamel impersonation* I’ll get you, I’ll get ALL of you if it’s the last thing I ever do!
I’ll keep asking till you answer.
Actually, no.
Doesn’t he have a Springfield Elemanrty School lawn to mow?
is his real name Ivan Jackenof
I wonder what Willie strokes…..o_o
why is that the best you can do
get a life
The name is Stroker, Willie Stroker.
Oh yeah, his brother Bram made that vampire porno flick.
I know his sister, Ego. She’s suck a suckup.
Ah, they had some ‘family’ issues with uncle Iluvta.
Are they related to Peter and Lilly of the Middlesex Strokers?
The black sheep in the family had the nickname “The Kid”.
The star of the family, Ace, has been racing around a lot lately, trying to garner support.
Clyde Torkels Chicken Pit Special?
Didn’t Peter and Lilly have a son named Rod?
That’s them. The ones that bought the donkey they named Deep.
Yeah, but don’t you remember their most famous son, who was knighted? His name was Sir Dick.
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Sure he’s not the Judge for the contest??
I think we have to judge him on his willie stroking prowess.
You remember him he was Wee Willie Stroker son of Richard and Kitty.
Didn’t he own a law firm with John Johnson at one point?
Oh! I was looking for where we sign-on for the contest, silly me.
You have to sign your name in the snow for the technical section.
*spits out gargling snow water* I just wish this taste would knock off.
That was cold.
I’m impressed that you reach the snow.
Especially since he had to turn a corner.
I thought I recognized it from the other side of the field.
Finally–truth in government!
I heard you can find it at the most efficient hospital in Britain.
Do they have a very expensive machine that goes “Bing!”
Yes (the) Minister runs the hospital…but I think I hear the Administrator coming!
What do I do?
Nothing! You’re not qualified!!!!
Is it a boy or a girl?
PUSHH!!!!
He’s a HORSE SHOW JUDGE moron.
“Yeah, I come from a long line of Strokers. My daddy was a Stroker, and his daddy was a Stroker, and his daddy was a Stroker, and even my mama’s daddy was a Stroker!”
I had an instructor back in college named Dick Shiner. Didn’t go by Richard, it had to be Dick.
And he certainly was.
Will he Stroke her, or won’t he?
If he=you, my money’s on Willie.
Mookie, are you having a heart to heart?
I thought it was apropos, in light of St. Valentine. I guess your avatar also pays tribute to him, in light of his macabre demise. But such is the nature of saints…
I wonder if he was glad to join the club?
He was so happy, he really lost his head.
This saint no thinkiing thing.
I have problems with my eyes today, sorry.
You’re such a malfeasaint.
*Strokes chin.*
Nicely done DrB.
No, Chin Stroker is Willie’s extremely terrifying Chinese cousin.
*Has a stroke.*
Nobody f*cks with the Wongs!
*strokes a hairless kitty*
I will extort one million dollars from you if you say that again!
That comment made me miss Ryannon (and her kitty).
Me too. And you, and everyone else here. I can’t wait til school’s over, so I can get back to a regular Fail schedule!
We miss you too.
*hug*
Now I know: They accidenty his name and his profession. He is Mr. Judge.
Betty Wont
Is that his wife? Betty Wont-Stroker?
I heard he’s so well known for doing pro-bono work that “Free” is now his nickname.
He got that nick name for a different reason, tho it did involve some pro-boning.
Huh…I wunder…
we’ll e-stroke her….
*??scratches head??*
*prefers the f-stroke*
I’m more like a breast-stroker myself.
Damnation! Forgot to change identity.
You couldn’t have chosen a more appropriate fail if you tried though.
True. I could also accidenty Vicar or TRRoll, but it wouldn’t have been the same, would it?
Ah! was wondering who it was! Very well done Czuhc!
*bows*
*strokes*
Strokes?
Oh, people they don’t understand
No, girlfriends, they won’t understand
Your grandsons, they won’t understand
And me, I ain’t ever gonna understand…
Oh baby, I feel so down…
You won’t be left out.
Aaaand, all of a sudden, I am no longer down.
*slides between my Admiral’s arms and leans*
*big, long, overdue hug*
*tender smooch*
It’s good to be back.
*is pleased with what he did for you today*
Your timing is, as always, absolutely impeccable.
*hugs and smooches back*
Well…this is…wow. xD
Someone checked you ‘ticket’ at the door, right?
*your!
THIS. IS. SHAMWOW.
WOW! THIS IS A SHAM!
SHAME! THIS IS WOW?
No, this is Patrick!
THIS…..IS………DELICIOUS(sparta)!!!!!
First!…
*meekly*
oh… crud.
I refuse to post on this thread!
You and me both. Childish comments about masturbation do not deserve my attention so I simply will not post on this thread. Not. A. One.
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and that one
Douchebaggery: You’re doing it right!
I am totally imagining you saying that with a British accent, LB.
Douchebaggery: Not to be confused with douche buggery, for which you must always keep a ShamWow handy.
Enough! I read this so often now that i have to ask: What the bejesus is a ShamWow?
If you have to ask, you won’t be able to handle the answer…
He can try to touch it without touching though.
oh gawd…I think TOM-troll is one of my students. They would all rather sit and wonder for weeks and weeks what something means rather than crack a book, google a term, or otherwise take some action to learn it.
*checks TOM-troll’s skull for a dragon-cane-sized indentation*
*hides cane behind back*
*whistles innocently*
*has sudden desire to take a shower*
*grabs ShamWow*
You won’t need that.
*grabs the Admiral and makes a beeline for the shower*
ShamWow is the answer to all of the questions that plague mankind today.
a towel that olympic swimmers use as a towel
AHAHAHAHAHA
i remember seeing this on TV.
pr0n!
sorry, what des thi mean? anyone?
Is ‘thi’ related to the greek letters chi or phi?
Stroker Ace was born to race….
Light up the wheels and go for broke
stomp that pedal with a sniftin stroke
smack that roadblock caught in a pickle
i’m gonna hit that line like old dick trickle. . .
And that’s when he knew to change his name,
his name is now Speed Racer
No no no, that is his meth addicted homosexual morphidite sister-brother.
Chim Chim?
SHIM SHER!
CHEROOTS!
*hands out cigars*
*puts one aside for DrB*
CHEREE!
*dances on rooftops in chimney-sweep outfit*
CHERISH!
*describes all the feelings that I have hiding here for you inside*
Cherish is the word I use to describe
All the feeling that I have hiding here for you inside
You don’t know how many times I’ve wished that I had told you
You don’t know how many times I’ve wished that I could hold you
You don’t know how many times I’ve wished that I could
Mold you into someone who could
Cherish me as much as I cherish you
Don’t try to change me, LB.
*Stands and claps* BRAVO! BRAVO!
Shrewish.
See Bill Gates.
Job offers have been pouring in. Currently he’s staying free at Big Dick’s Halfway Inn, and dining at the Wel Hung Chinese restaurant.
as well as starring in the adult film : free willy, freedom is just a stroke away
Or won’t he?
Check out that look on his face; I think we have an answer…
Now everybody have you heard
If you’re in the game, then the stroke’s the word
Don’t take no rhythm, don’t take no style
Got a thirst for killin’, grab your vile…
You put your right hand out give a firm hand-shake
Talk to me about that one big break…
Spread your ear-pollution both far and wide…
Keep your contributions by your side and stroke me,
stroke me
You, Sir, have done a great honor to the ranks of the Earworm Brigade. I doth knight thee
*hits GladIWokeUp with sword*
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OOOPS!!! Sorry, let me get that ear for you! Remind me next time to keep the blade FLAT…
Woohoo! I’ll take that. *Attempts to glue ear back on with super glue* How does this look? It’s not crooked is it?
It makes your bum look big.
Poor disfigured Sir Glad. . . how lonely is the knight?
Tilt your head a little bit…there we go, now it looks straight.
now the horizon looks vertical, I don’t think that will work.
We could try to accessorize it…
I’m thinking a nose chain might work. We can put a turnbuckle in the chain for adjustment purposes.
You look like a regular Van Gogh!
God don’t ya just love Irish tv…
They forgot to add the question mark at the end of his name.
Hey, where are the dozen idiot posters who will swear this is fake?
look down
its not gay its masterbation and thats why god hates you
God hates masturbation not the mastorbator
BTW its fake
is he related to Dick Trickle?
What is a “stroker” exactly ?
*sigh* fail… A stroke is rubbing your hand across something.
Monkey spanker
Photoshopped! *Tazes self because there isn’t anyone else calling it*
that’s cos its not. I saw this on TV when it aired in 2005/6
I honestly didn’t think that legal names didn’t get better than Judge “Igor Judge” and Judge “Crooke” but, wow, that’s fantastic. One can’t feel too sorry for Willie Stroker though, he could have chosen to be known as “William”, “Will”, “Bill”, “Billy”, etc. I’d say that the man has a sence of humour and likes his somewhat suggestive name- it gets ones CV/ job application noticed.
(Also good is Jennifer Tailor- known by her friends as “Jenny”- and Richard Head- known by his friends as “Dick”. These names are not urban myths- I’ve met them!
he strokes it everyday on the hour like clockwork
O_O
WTF….
O_O
I belived that your name represents who you are…..*masturbates*!!!
Lol.. but… absolutely nothing compared to this name: DICK HUNTER
i sentence you to 11 hours forced masterbation
hay every one does it its only natural
wtf this is a name WIN
Obviously the guy who posted this did not have the mental capacity to understand both the words WIN and FAIL at the same time. The only reason how he even knew what fail meant was because he was a failure in the first place. 5 stars to the “fail” though, made me laugh my ass off.
Total name win apparently his brother dick will be the judge next year
There was a Geography professor at Rutgers University, New Brunswick, New Jersey whose name was Peter Wacker. He was chairman of the department at one time.
I took his course. Very hands on.
HA HA omg that guys name is willy stroker… school must have been hell for him
I dunno Will he??
there is this guy my dad knows who is named Dick Tips. i laugh every time
WHAT??!!
Lol lol I was on this show before… on a school tour. Its irish btw.
at first glance I thought that said “fudge”
Willie stroker lmao
every i told laughed we used as a prank call.
oh and the name Tickle, Tes
say it the right way round and you get: Testickle
mike litoris
what is willie stroker the judge of ? :L
masturbates
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