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  1. Mr-Juul says:

    Watch out for those chinese people

  2. Fara says:

    *google giggle*

  3. loufail says:

    I am surprised “I am extremely horny” is not in the suggestion list.

  4. tejay says:

    i wonder how many people are going to go to google right now and see if this is true

  5. jonFACE says:

    Aren’t we all scared of them? I mean, just their nation alone could eat everything I own!

  6. EY says:

    010154051841847148151545

  7. bla says:

    obviously a win.

  8. Daghead says:

    Not a fail as of the time of this post, though. Hey, does this mean it was never a fail???

  9. julio-brazil says:

    I

  10. julio-brazil says:

    I’m extLemely teLLified of Chinese people too. :)

  11. TOM says:

    Bishop Williams said it loud and clear, there never was any holocaust concerning chinamen!

  12. Hagi says:

    “I am extremely failed” should have been the best suggestion

  13. Arthur Eld says:

    What’s up with the USA? “Grateful”, “pleased” and “happy” appear, ok, but the rest of the suggestions are saddening.

    • Dalkorian says:

      I guess you didn’t notice who we recently evicted from the White House. It will take time for us to recover, you know. Rape victims can’t just forget the nightmare.

  14. Ranajay says:

    Lol @ the last one!

  15. slick says:

    Dude, this photo is phoney, man.
    Google suggest shows the number of results that were found on the right hand side.

    What a fake.

    • RankMyTyping says:

      FALSE

    • Steve says:

      If you think it’s phony, do it yourself. I saw this photo on 4chan like two weeks ago and did it myself, and sure enough, it was on there.

    • Lord De Vis says:

      it really depends on what options you have set on ur IExplorer and google and if you are using IExplorer or something else *glares at Firefox*
      Firefox killed my computer
      …and my family *cries*

      • Dalkorian says:

        Firefox did not kill your computer. You did because you’re stupid, which is why you’re using the bane of the internet – internet exploder. May you get taken behind the woodshed and slain along with it.

    • Br.Bill says:

      Works for me. Not a phony. Everyone in my office gets the same results.

    • Al Gore says:

      Ten seconds is all it would have taken to avoid demonstrating your stupidity.

      Sorry, I take that back. It’s impossible for you to avoid showing the world your stupidity.

  16. Paz says:

    : ( my google fail was bettar

  17. Mrs_Z says:

    Hmm…not shopped. Look what happens when you drop the “extremely” and just put in “I am”. Now try “I was”. Ooh, that’s significant. To whom, I’m not sure…

    • Judy says:

      I was told there’d be cake.

      • Lord De Vis says:

        The cake is a lie

        • Dalkorian says:

          “I am the walrus” and “I was told there’d be cake”, but “I am extremely terrified of Chinese people” “to whom much is given”. Wow, I didn’t know you could write a whole shitty novel using nothing more than Google Suggestions! Neat! Time to fire up the old word processor and start plagiarizing!

  18. Foghat says:

    I am extremely surprised that this really does come up as an autofill on google

  19. Foghat says:

    Now try putting in “I admit that” and check out the second result

  20. Electrohacker says:

    it actually WORKS!

  21. SM2k says:

    It’s google madlibs!

  22. chinese do make good crash test dummies says:

    Still can’t see a fail, just the truth.

  23. My penis says, that chinese food gives him a hadron

  24. Muckrak3r says:

    its works in the google toolbar also.

  25. Phaet says:

    Actually it’s a win.

  26. Nick Kaplan says:

    It’s so photoshopped. Dude, next time, don’t put the navigation buttons in the suggest box.

  27. CCWS Fan says:

    A Chinaman peed on my rug.

    That rug really held the room together.

  28. Sarah says:

    As if this is real.

    Who ever made this didn’t even bother to try and make the suggestion box look accurate.

    And even if it was real, it could quite easily be autofill.

    Pah.

    • Br.Bill says:

      Man, you people are so wrong. It works. In multiple browsers.

      It’s hilarious how people think that everyone is limited their own little view of the world.

      Sarah, grow a frontal lobe and try it instead of just complaining. ‘Cause you’re full of it.

      • Sarah says:

        Hahaha

        ‘Man, you people are so wrong. It works. In multiple browsers.

        It’s hilarious how people think that everyone is limited their own little view of the world.

        Sarah, grow a frontal lobe and try it instead of just complaining. ā€˜Cause you’re full of it.’

        …………………

        Wow how enlightened.

        What an idiot.

        It’s amazing how people are so affected by the downfalls of capitalist markets, consumerism and governments who practise the art of keeping the masses educated enough to not inhibit the development of the country’s economy all the while not so intelligent that they ask too many questions.

        You being a perfect example of the product of this.

        Don’t worry, just say something vulgar and you’ll always win.

    • 4ndrw says:

      it works in the firefox google search window

      it looks different because its obviously on a mac

    • Then you do it. Right now. If you have the American version of Google, it works. THEN come back here and bitch about how it’s photoshopped.

  29. sinfonie says:

    Dang. I can’t get the Google Suggest to work… I never knew this existed! What hours of entertainment this would provide!

  30. pendragon says:

    i read the article and… oh, my god…. a 4-year-old woud write something infinitely more intelligent

  31. Lew A says:

    Check out the suggestion for “easiest” (or “easiest way”)

    Also:
    http://rangit.com/search-engine/the-funny-side-of-google-suggest/

  32. tex says:

    I was going to post a response to the insanely $^*&#ed up article that the link leads to but the page went 404 when I clicked “respond.”

    Darnit.

  33. Spudmasher says:

    The “I am worried. . .” search brings up an interesting one on John McCain bombing goats. . .

  34. Jonny says:

    Hey look, if I want to stroke my penis I’m going to stroke my penis. Why do you have a problem with me stroking my penis?

    Do you want to touch it you sicko?

  35. preston says:

    well at least happy was in there. it shows some glimmer of hope. i wonder what site you have got if you clicked on that. maybe one would say “are you extremely happy? well we have a cure for that because being extremely happy is not normal and people will likely hate you for it.”

  36. vee says:

    AHAHAHAHAHA, scared of chinese ppl XD *dies

  37. Christian says:

    So what happens if you press “I’m Feeling Lucky”?

  38. neothemaster says:

    a chinese person comes to youre house to stalk you

  39. Jeric S says:

    Hah! At first I was like WTF NO WAY but if you type in “I am extremely” it actually appears. :P

  40. armanrules says:

    fake but as funny as shit

  41. myPillow says:

    A few days ago I shat my wife, shit isnt that funny

  42. Wade says:

    This is one of the few that just make you laugh and laugh. Unbelievable.

  43. FreakOtaku says:

    I was surprised to find this is actually true XD
    it’s like when you searched She invented it would say “did you mean He invented?” they fixed that though

  44. eric says:

    just duplicated it myself..even better is that extremely afriad of chinese people has 303,000 results

  45. Twitxhy says:

    Wow. It’s real. I tried it.

  46. LBS says:

    You’d think being extremely terrified of chinese people would be higher up on the list of suggestions.

  47. not failer says:

    Guess what: The blogger is christian.

  48. Aidan says:

    I know that being terrified of chinese people would be first on MY list…

  49. Cablelayer says:

    They will eat your cat.

  50. Dalkorian says:

    *dying laughing so hard because he was stupid enough to look at that site*
    OMFG, did anyone notice the first comment made on that article? ROFLMAO! I felt the same way just reading the first couple of sentences!
    ROFLcopter away!
    .
    Damn, I think I just broke my brain. I’m going to laugh – until someone sedates me!

    • Dalkorian says:

      Yup, brain broken for sure. It’s roughly an hour later, I’m home from work and still chuckling over this. Where’s the sedatives?

      • tim says:

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  51. Joeythegrape says:

    I sure am feeling lucky!

  52. Kiowa says:

    LMAO! I love google so much for that! Them asians can be tricky! ;o

  53. Google has tried many things that have failed, I just really appreciate that they keep trying. Just hope they don’t try to do what I am, lol.

  54. Ultimadonut says:

    Well, as long as you have william stroke, then you will be safe. In case of emergencies, preform many vicars.

  55. evildave says:

    OMFG. It works! Went to google, typed ‘i am extremely’ into the search box, and the suggestion was the same.

    LOL!

  56. bob the chauvinist says:

    try these ones:
    “welcome to america”
    “dont ever”
    “buddha was”
    “catholicism is”

    and for certain people (you know who you are)
    “i accidentally”

  57. BobSaget says:

    THIS LOOKS FAKE
    they could really just type them in

  58. Gabbii Gore says:

    Ahahhaa, this is real too, that’s the bad part. =p

  59. S says:

    oh my gosh it works!!

  60. Austin says:

    It’s worth noting that ChristWire.org and Landover Baptist share feature writers.

  61. zinox says:

    Google FAIL … and it still works try searching on google … here is a screen grab
    http://www.imageno.com/wd8iyf4tqwvypic.html

  62. Piggly Wiggly says:

    Hah, It’s real, I tried it myself.

    Since Google gives suggestions based on frequently searched subjects, what does that say about us?

  63. :] says:

    ugh. i read the article. i posted a comment, ranting on about how WE (chinese people) could get really pissed at this.

  64. Blah! says:

    I actually tried putting in the exact same words…and this fail is actually true! which is really funny, and sad at the same time.

  65. haley says:

    rofl it actually does it.

  66. eikoleigh says:

    omfg!

  67. the mean machine says:

    OMFG IT ACTUALLY WORKS O_o

  68. DashDot says:

    The Google fail is only slightly funny. The thousand and one comments and nested replies are hilarious! :D
    There’s at least a few DOZEN fails on THIS page.

  69. Knux the Fox says:

    Those same suggestions come up with the search box on the top of FireFox as well.

  70. Bob Ma Lee says:

    Google is racist

  71. Valkyre says:

    o.O I am offended! This is preposterous! There is nothing to fear about us Chinese! hmph! -sulks in a corner-

  72. fizzy says:

    But they’re so cute!

  73. Ellie says:

    I went to the site and even sent them an e-mail to take down that horrible post…the e-mail I received in return just goes to show how much those people are f-ed in the mind, just to quote part of it:

    “Upon reviewing Amber’s powerful story, my being was actually filled with warm understanding and relation. As you know, under the wise leadership of George W. Bush, our nation was charged with striking fear into the hearts of terrorists and bringing the love of freedom to the people of Iraq.”

    Bush was in no way wise, he is just another human being whose skills are specialized for the presidency, just as most people have something they are good at. He did strike fear into the hearts of the Iraq people, but they hate us more than anything now, and the people we killed to give them freedom were quickly replaced by more.

    • Anonymous says:

      You idiot. Don’t judge a president based only on how he performed during a war. Think of this: Would we have fared so well with teh No Child Left Behind program if a Democrat had been in office, or worse yet if Bush had given his whole attention to it?

  74. Robiul says:

    keep it short and simple, woman!

    u almonst killed the pooch with that post of urs!

  75. Redunkulous says:

    I verified my comes up with the same thing thats hilarious

  76. Clayfrd says:

    Yeah… it is pretty fail to have a mac.

  77. cidermyboy says:

    hahahaha this is crazy funny! and i can tell by the buttons you made it on a macintosh! i

  78. flatbeard the ninja pirate says:

    To find a butt and kick it. To karate chop the world in half. To steal gold while drunk. These are goals…..

  79. innocentbelle says:

    Its true ! HAHAHA

  80. bubs AKA vermin says:

    a new word! um… “chiniphobia: the fear of chinese people.” XD

  81. Firestar1202 says:

    lol it actually works!

  82. hannahkid says:

    Does google even offer suggestions??

    Isnt that auto remember??

    And not necessarily on a Mac, they could just have safari

  83. Nate says:

    Yeah, type in “I dislike” and view the second result.

    Worse STILL.

  84. EQ says:

    how is it worse than “I am extremely” it’s both racist.

    google basically comes up with these terms because people search for it. so if anyone is stupid enough to try to sue google or make some fuss about it, they’re they insane ones. there are more problems in life than what it says on google. my heritage is chinese and i laugh at the “i am extremely”.

  85. Anonymous says:

    I tried this, typed in ‘I am extremely,’ and it actually showed this screen. This is funny!

  86. chiffmonkey says:

    Wow this is real!

  87. ispeelgood says:

    I tried this – It’s real! :O

  88. homohebo says:

    weee so mane useless comments full of fail

  89. ThisOldNewManGuy says:

    I tried this just to make sure. It actually works! XD

  90. Kyle says:

    This post is fail. Photoshopped / Edited. Try seeing how google suggests other queries and learn why this is a fake.

  91. Ron says:

    Worked for me before, but the Chinese one is gone now. Sad. I liked thinking I wasn’t alone in my xenophobia… :(

  92. Tricky says:

    Yep, Chinese one is gone. Oh, well…. LOL

  93. chung says:

    im affended. u turds. wow u think ur funny… well HAHA

  94. Bob the builer says:

    Nowadays, “I am extremely terrified of Chinese people” Has moved up to first place, shortly followed by “I am extremely afraid of Chinese people”

  95. aces says:

    It’s not photoshop it’s all there. In fact, it’s not just this one. You get chinese people completions for “i am afraid…”, “i am terrified…”, “i am very afraid…”, “i am extremely …”

  96. eVo says:

    Ha lol he forgot “i am extremely horny” ;D

  97. PH says:

    fail !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  98. penguin041 says:

    I am extremely “terrified of Chinese people” is number 1 on the list, and “afraid of Chinese people” is number seven XD

  99. amccaul says:

    what no horny what has the interwebs come to.

  100. ooobaga says:

    Now if you type in “I am extremely” terrified of chinese people is the top suggestion and afraid of chinese people is also there

  101. jen says:

    lovin this comment thread

  102. crazy kitty says:

    eck!!!!chinese people!!!!no!dont come closer!!!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

  103. ricardo says:

    i just typed in “I am” in google, and got the same suggestion

  104. Killersquirrel says:

    wow now if you type that in 2 things come up:
    “I am extremely terrified of chinese people”
    “I am extremely afraid of chinese people”

    and you can get the first of those by simply typing “i a”

  105. aroddo says:

    This has gotten worse. The chinese angst has grown.

    check it out for yourself.

  106. note that your mom posted this… while she was sucking my balls!

  107. moby le pure says:

  108. imaginary trevor says:

    if you search this now, it’s the first suggestion XD

  109. j-cool says:

    hahhaha its now the top one when you search it, and all you need to type in is “i am e” and it will be number 1

  110. Mai Boll Zichh says:

    My Balls Itch

  111. Sinat50 says:

    Yesterday someone called me mental. So I discussed the matter with a toaster and an ironing board. We came to the conclusion that I am not mental.

  112. Brianna says:

    Hmmm… Do Google users have Sinophobia?

  113. emin says:

    that is like in the front instead of way back because everyone tried it

  114. asdf says:

    HEAR TO MY ADVICE
    KNOW THAT GOOGLE IS SLOWLY CONQUERING EARTH.
    THEY WILL SOON CONQUER THE MOON.
    GOOGLE EARTH WAS AN ADVANCEMENT TO GOOGLES CONQUERING OF EARTH.
    GOOGLE WILL SOON OWN THE MOON.

  115. Cherish says:

    @$%#!! thats so ritarded. why is google so racist?

  116. stupid haters says:

    hey all you haters.. just shut up. its a fail and its funny thats all anyone cares about. so quit making all those bad comments

  117. Chettek says:

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  118. vinny says:

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  119. Dick vader says:

    now they’ve combined AUTOCOMPLETE ME with failblog? stop combining the websites, its makes them more lame.


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