Comments on: Storage Box Fail http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 23:37:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: attorneys http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-852804 Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:52:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-852804 this cannot be a real fail.

]]> By: badgersprite http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-603794 Sun, 13 Sep 2009 10:29:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-603794 It’s a win if you’re a serial killer. I always find there’s never enough storage space for my excess body parts.

]]> By: Tera http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-575443 Fri, 21 Aug 2009 23:35:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-575443 This is stupid. >.<

Thanks for trying to put humor into cute, wonderful, innocent Mickey.

]]> By: That's Not My Name http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-476813 Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:25:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-476813 It’s Jace, not George!!!!
: )

]]> By: banoonoos http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-324544 Sun, 15 Mar 2009 06:46:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-324544 ahaha C:

I’d quite like to know what it really is, though.
I live next to Disneyland so I’m a little scared.

]]> By: Pumpkiny http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-281845 Thu, 12 Feb 2009 02:44:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-281845 This is quite obviously a win on Disney’s part.

]]> By: capt. awesome http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-280705 Wed, 11 Feb 2009 07:55:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-280705 Just what Anpu needs to get rid of those Mormons, Jehova’s Witnesses, and Scientologists that keep pestering him.

]]> By: irish eagle http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-280514 Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:29:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-280514 step 1: cut a hole in the box

]]> By: wiredude http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-280450 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:01:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-280450 Would this be something Dexter buys for his kid?

]]> By: Soberman http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-280209 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:56:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-280209 yay! i’ve been vaiting for one of these realy long now, can’t have boddyparts lying around in my freezer. might get blood on me bread.

]]> By: Dalkorian http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279901 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:19:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-279901 No, he just likes to collect body parts.
.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five year olds?
Because there’s twenty of them!

]]> By: Dalkorian http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279895 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:16:20 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-279895 Boxes are able to be packed denser than buckets are, being cube shaped instead of cylindrical. Sorry, you aren’t used to those big words, are you.
I’ll try again.
You can pack more boxes in a warehouse. Buckets suck and are for phuqtards. Uh oh, another big word – it just means you’re stupid, you mother is a whore and your father is in prison for pimping her sorry ass to the local police. Oh, and they’re brother and sister. And they forgot to remove the wheels from their house, which has rolled away from the steps.
But don’t worry, none of that is your fault.

]]> By: Dalkorian http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279887 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:12:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-279887 *reads the caption again* Body PARTS storage.
Go sue your elementary school teacher for failing you so miserably.
Reading comprehension fail.

]]> By: Dalkorian http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279875 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:09:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-279875 No, it’s more fun when you don’t know what you’re getting when you pull something out. Is it a finger? Is it a thumb? Or is it something else? Gee, maybe this victim wasn’t very well endowed …

]]> By: Dalkorian http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279871 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:08:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-279871 Damn, I knew someone would throw that out there before I did.
It’s a small world after all.
It’s a small world after all.
It’s a small world after all.
So you can hide the body parts in here!

]]> By: Amsyy le Savage http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279497 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:20:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-279497 Michael Jackson turned murderer?

]]> By: Indiscreet http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279459 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:40:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-279459 “He” is actually a she and I’m not going in the damn box. I don’t bend that way!

]]> By: Frank http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279283 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 08:19:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-279283 I use mine to store dead cats.

]]> By: Lazy http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279262 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 07:21:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-279262 Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

Yar – har – fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be!
Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

You are a pirate! (Yay!)

We got us a map (a map!) to lead us to a hidden box,
Thats all locked up with locks (with locks!) and buried deep away.
We’ll dig up the box (the box!), we know it’s full of precious booty
Burst open the locks, and then we’ll say ‘HOORAY!’

Yar – har – fiddle-dee-dee,
If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate!

WEIGH ANCHOR!

Yah – har – fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be!
Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Arr – yarr – ahoy and avast, dig in the dirt and you dig in it fast!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate!

HA HA HA (Yay!)

We’re sailing away (set sail!), adventure waits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har!) and run and jump all day (Yay!)
We float on our boat (our boat!) until its time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!) until we sail again!

Yar – har – fiddle-dee-dee,
If you love to sail the sea you are a pirate!

LAND HO!

Yar – har – fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Yar har wind at your back lads, wherever you go!
Blue sky above and blue ocean below, you are a pirate!

HA HA HA!
You are a pirate!

]]> By: The Manticore http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279254 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 07:00:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-279254 only 9x10x17?? wtf you can’t fit much in that!! you’d need dozens to fit the whole body in these things.

]]> By: rarimaraptor http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279244 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 06:04:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-279244 So I actually own that box. No lie.

]]> By: purdlemeow http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278949 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:20:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278949 Would you believe that this really is the name Disney has given to this design? It gives me the creeps.

]]> By: Emperor http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278941 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:11:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278941 assembly not required

]]> By: abross http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278809 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 22:09:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278809 just big enough for Goofy’s giant bawdy part

]]> By: Dennis http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278714 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:57:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278714 Whatever happened to good old 5 gallon compound buckets? We are headed into a damn depression–time to wean ourselves away from mindless consumerism.

]]> By: loufail http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278696 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:48:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278696 I am buying a VIP membership, one of those with private lounge rights. I will wait for you at the airport.

]]> By: Mookie http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278686 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:41:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278686 F*ck it, I’m buying a plane ticket.

]]> By: loufail http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278679 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:34:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278679 Now that we are doing some “thinking out of the box” … why don’t we add some IM and Skype to the formula?

]]> By: Mookie http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278673 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:28:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278673 Wow, I never thought of that. Thanks!

]]> By: Mookie http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278669 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:25:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278669 Well, if eternity must end for us, let’s go out in style:

“Thy lips are warm. Oh, no, no!
Yea, noise? No! Then I’ll be brief. O happy dagger!
This is thy sheath; there rust, and let me die. “

]]> By: LightDisciple http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278600 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:34:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278600 I knew that was what was really going on in Disneyland!!

]]> By: Skwerlly Em of FailBOG Co. Inc http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278505 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:37:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278505 *Switches comma with a period*

]]> By: Shneaky http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278435 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:04:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278435 Get a private chat ^^

]]> By: Skwerlly Em of FailBOG Co. Inc http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278336 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:18:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278336 I’m so glad everyone here just stays so grounded and level-headed,

]]> By: loufail http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278274 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:41:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278274 You make them run so fast the eternity may come to an end.

]]> By: Mookie http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278264 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:26:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278264 I am happy to measure my eternity with your heartbeats.

]]> By: loufail http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278197 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:42:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278197 I am talking about hiding clocks, disconnecting phones and forgetting about time measurements.

]]> By: thepowerofblue http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278107 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:01:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278107 Psycho killer?
Qu’est-ce que c’est?

]]> By: professor Gumby aka mr Perfäct http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278099 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:51:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278099 The body parts needs air, duh.

]]> By: Mookie http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278097 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:50:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278097 Are we talking minutes, hours, days, months or years?

]]> By: Karnage http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278087 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:38:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278087 I’ve been looking for one of these!!!

]]> By: loufail http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278085 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:37:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278085 *goes there, smiling*
Oh… but my lips will move… for a long while.

]]> By: Mookie http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278074 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:32:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278074 *throws out dicitionary* *opens arms* Come here, and let’s talk without moving our lips.

]]> By: loufail http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278064 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:22:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278064 Specially in that language that uses no words.

]]> By: Mookie http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278045 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:09:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278045 I dig what you’re saying.

]]> By: Mookie http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278041 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:03:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278041 I just cleared customs. Can’t wait.

]]> By: thepowerofblue http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278038 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:02:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278038 Of course, any time a woman offers you a gift that needs to be un-burrow-ed, you should gopher it.

]]> By: thepowerofblue http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278036 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 13:59:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278036 That ribbon look like red tape. Maybe the gift needs to be un-bureau-ed?

]]> By: thepowerofblue http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278034 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 13:57:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278034 Usually you have to go to Tijuana to get gifts that need to be un-burro-ed.

]]> By: binda http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/storage-box-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-278032 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 13:56:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12516#comment-278032 I mean lots of these

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