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Stylish acid barrels!
With air holes!
Air holes?? Oh, whoopsy. My bad.
The body parts needs air, duh.
Talk about a dick in a box…
step 1: cut a hole in the box
lulz. good for a hack job
Sigh, I spent 17 years in prison, just cause I didn´t had one of these. Had to use a huge black bag instead…
17 years is a short term for that behavior.
Not anymore. Killing people is chump change, compared to the REAL crimes like having too many drugs or the wrong pictures in your cache.
assembly not required
Am I the only one who isn’t disturbed by the Disneyland label? Think about it; It’s the final solution to all those pesky kids who can’t keep their arms and head inside the vehicle at all times.
By golly, I think you’re on to something there George!
It’s Jace, not George!!!!
: )
Maybe it’s for Mickey Mouse. I want to see his ears in there or better yet his tongue, so we can be free from his annoying laughter after every spoken sentence. “Hey Pluto! Ha, ha! What are you doing? Ha, ha!” *urge to kill rising*.
So, I sincerely hope so that the body parts in that box with a lid are of that mouse.
It’s a cool box with a bad-ass name
*sigh*
You’re close. The body parts being referenced are all the Mickey “parts” (hands, feet, head with no face) all over the box.
Sorry if this pointing out the obvious, but you know someone will ask…
…, probably the police of the FBI. So you’re right, it’s best to have a plausible explanation at hand.
replaces f with r
Replaces ‘with’ with ‘rotteu’.
It’s kind of early for that. Can’t you just hold me?
Jimmie: No, I wanna ask you a question. When you came pulling him here, did you notice a sign out in front of this box that said Dead Kiddie Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you can see right there, it–
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign in front of this box that said “Dead Kiddie Storage”?!
Jules: Yeah, Jimmie, it’s from Disneyland and everything, I –
Always Close Lid Before Opening
But.. But… Mickey could be trapped in there!
On second thought.. I agree. Hey Jim?? Jim?! Could we get that sign from the Paradoxical fail PLZKTHXBAI!
Now to deal with Minnie.
Mickey to his divorce lawyer: No, I didn’t say she was insane. I said she was fucking Goofy!
That must be where Michael Jackson stores all his REAL body parts.. We all know how much he loves little boys.. Er, Disneyland.
Michael Jackson plan was:
1. Cut a hole in the bottom of the box
2. ???
3. Profit
I am glad he was busted right after #1, as surely #2 involved some body part.
Personal experience?
Seasonal prurience, from what I heard,
‘Tis the season!
Seasons with you last 365 days in a year.
That reminds me. I have a gift for you. I know you are anxious to unburro… I mean, unwrap it.
he he… unbutto… (not ready for the burro yet)
hehe… give me a minute… I just found out that below the black gift envelope there was another red one.
And it’s only for you, my love. Here, untie this ribbon.
ohhh…nice. Best gift ever, I plan to enjoy it for a long time. How did you guess what I wanted?
I read your lips.
Can you read braille with your tongue?!?!
Mmmmm… yes. And I can read your intentions in your eyes.
You are a fast reader and have a good sight… I have many intentions regarding you… and I just can’t close my eyes now.
It seems we can communicate in three languages now. And our fluency is improving daily.
Specially in that language that uses no words.
*throws out dicitionary* *opens arms* Come here, and let’s talk without moving our lips.
*goes there, smiling*
Oh… but my lips will move… for a long while.
Are we talking minutes, hours, days, months or years?
I am talking about hiding clocks, disconnecting phones and forgetting about time measurements.
I am happy to measure my eternity with your heartbeats.
You make them run so fast the eternity may come to an end.
Well, if eternity must end for us, let’s go out in style:
“Thy lips are warm. Oh, no, no!
Yea, noise? No! Then I’ll be brief. O happy dagger!
This is thy sheath; there rust, and let me die. “
That ribbon look like red tape. Maybe the gift needs to be un-bureau-ed?
I just cleared customs. Can’t wait.
Get a private chat ^^
Wow, I never thought of that. Thanks!
Now that we are doing some “thinking out of the box” … why don’t we add some IM and Skype to the formula?
F*ck it, I’m buying a plane ticket.
I am buying a VIP membership, one of those with private lounge rights. I will wait for you at the airport.
Usually you have to go to Tijuana to get gifts that need to be un-burro-ed.
Of course, any time a woman offers you a gift that needs to be un-burrow-ed, you should gopher it.
I dig what you’re saying.
I’m so glad everyone here just stays so grounded and level-headed,
*Switches comma with a period*
No one will suspect a thing…
the perfect gift for the psychotic serial killer
Psycho killer?
Qu’est-ce que c’est?
Hey kids!
Now you can dispose of bodies just like Micky and Donald do!
It even looks like it’s holding a body.
What I’m really disturbed by is the measurement, oh wait 17” wide, OK. Well I guess you’d have to chop people to small pieces and order several boxes then. This is really macabre, is it really Disney? Now wait, maybe your not supposed to dispose of your victims in this box, maybe it works the other way around, you get the body parts and then you’re supposed to assemble the body. (*at the door) Ding-dong, We have guests! Who is it? Is it Mickey Mouse now again, oh nooo I’m tired of having to assemble him again, why doesn’t Mickey Mouse ever come in one piece. Actually this new invetion will cheapen travel, just chop yourself into pieces and mail yourself somewhere!
I wouldn’t worry a lot about the box being too small; it’s a small world, after all.
Oh, really? Silly me, I thought it was wonderful.
It’s wonderfully small. In fact, I got the whole world in my hand.
stop that or you’ll go blind.
Damn, I knew someone would throw that out there before I did.
It’s a small world after all.
It’s a small world after all.
It’s a small world after all.
So you can hide the body parts in here!
Well, if you put the parts into several boxes, it’s easier to hide your crime. Look at Dexter Morgan.
Nice, but I bet it costs an arm and a leg..
ahaha C:
I’d quite like to know what it really is, though.
I live next to Disneyland so I’m a little scared.
What? All parts go in the same box without distinction? It would make more sense to have a box for Internal Organs, a box for Lower Limbs, Upper Limbs, Naughty Bits and so on.
There ought to be a logical system. The human body is chaos. The boxes are order. This apeases me.
Now you scare me!
No, it’s more fun when you don’t know what you’re getting when you pull something out. Is it a finger? Is it a thumb? Or is it something else? Gee, maybe this victim wasn’t very well endowed …
Me thinks it’d make a good box for picnic goodies.
It’s clearly for storing the Mickey/Donald/Goofy (etc etc) costumes.
Yeah, I know that’s not so much fun as the other suggestions, but there you have it.
You’ll be the first one we stash in there, matey.
But we can play with him first, right Mookimouse?
Roger. I’ll get the mulcher.
We’ll do it like eating lollie snakes…I start at the tail, so they hold out longer.
Make it last. Don’t want him to finish to quickly.
Heh. You’re cool with that? Sure, let’s finish him before we finish him.
I’ll get the camera. Surely there’s a market for this?
Sorry, just gotta sneeze before we start….a..ahh..aahhhh *snuff!*. Right, that’s better…
*poke pokes* Do it again. It’s still twitching.
*does it again*…and I think that gimp’s still twitching a bit too. How’s the focus?
“He” is actually a she and I’m not going in the damn box. I don’t bend that way!
I like to think it’s the upgrade for storing the cryogenically frozen corpse of Walt Disney himself.
Well….By the size of the box it seems it could only contain walt’s dick
Yeah…I see what you mean. I like that thought too.
Ah, so that’s where they put the little ethnic children they pulled from the It’s A Small World ride to make room for the cartoon characters…
o/` Take a look inside… It’s my d*ck in a box! o/`
That is a fail, look how small it is. Must be for a single body.
*reads the caption again* Body PARTS storage.
Go sue your elementary school teacher for failing you so miserably.
Reading comprehension fail.
I just finished watching the latest (latest here anyway) of Dexter. He really could of used one of these.
I mean lots of these
I’ve been looking for one of these!!!
I knew that was what was really going on in Disneyland!!
Whatever happened to good old 5 gallon compound buckets? We are headed into a damn depression–time to wean ourselves away from mindless consumerism.
Boxes are able to be packed denser than buckets are, being cube shaped instead of cylindrical. Sorry, you aren’t used to those big words, are you.
I’ll try again.
You can pack more boxes in a warehouse. Buckets suck and are for phuqtards. Uh oh, another big word – it just means you’re stupid, you mother is a whore and your father is in prison for pimping her sorry ass to the local police. Oh, and they’re brother and sister. And they forgot to remove the wheels from their house, which has rolled away from the steps.
But don’t worry, none of that is your fault.
just big enough for Goofy’s giant bawdy part
Would you believe that this really is the name Disney has given to this design? It gives me the creeps.
So I actually own that box. No lie.
only 9×10x17?? wtf you can’t fit much in that!! you’d need dozens to fit the whole body in these things.
Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Yar – har – fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be!
Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
You are a pirate! (Yay!)
We got us a map (a map!) to lead us to a hidden box,
Thats all locked up with locks (with locks!) and buried deep away.
We’ll dig up the box (the box!), we know it’s full of precious booty
Burst open the locks, and then we’ll say ‘HOORAY!’
Yar – har – fiddle-dee-dee,
If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate!
WEIGH ANCHOR!
Yah – har – fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be!
Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Arr – yarr – ahoy and avast, dig in the dirt and you dig in it fast!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate!
HA HA HA (Yay!)
We’re sailing away (set sail!), adventure waits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har!) and run and jump all day (Yay!)
We float on our boat (our boat!) until its time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!) until we sail again!
Yar – har – fiddle-dee-dee,
If you love to sail the sea you are a pirate!
LAND HO!
Yar – har – fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Yar har wind at your back lads, wherever you go!
Blue sky above and blue ocean below, you are a pirate!
HA HA HA!
You are a pirate!
I use mine to store dead cats.
Michael Jackson turned murderer?
No, he just likes to collect body parts.
.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five year olds?
Because there’s twenty of them!
yay! i’ve been vaiting for one of these realy long now, can’t have boddyparts lying around in my freezer. might get blood on me bread.
Would this be something Dexter buys for his kid?
Just what Anpu needs to get rid of those Mormons, Jehova’s Witnesses, and Scientologists that keep pestering him.
This is quite obviously a win on Disney’s part.
is the bodyparts sold sepperatly? or does it come with a little suprise inside? *looks into my pants* *thinks it’s too small* *leaves the room to buy body part boxes, loads of them*
This is stupid. >.<
Thanks for trying to put humor into cute, wonderful, innocent Mickey.
It’s a win if you’re a serial killer. I always find there’s never enough storage space for my excess body parts.