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		<title>By: Skyman724</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-1081983</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Skyman724]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 06:03:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[it is a HAIR CAUGHT IN WINDOW FAIL]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it is a HAIR CAUGHT IN WINDOW FAIL</p>
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		<title>By: Skyman724</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-1081982</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Skyman724]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 06:03:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently your brains.........]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently your brains&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: attorneys</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-852787</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[attorneys]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i can&#039;t see this too well...it&#039;s her hair?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i can&#8217;t see this too well&#8230;it&#8217;s her hair?</p>
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		<title>By: SS Adolf Göbbels Himmer crew SS</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-794131</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[SS Adolf Göbbels Himmer crew SS]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 16:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ROFL EVA BRAUN FAILD THE SAME WAY!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ROFL EVA BRAUN FAILD THE SAME WAY!</p>
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		<title>By: Joey</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-753656</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Joey]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 01:38:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Absolutely hilarious!  Only a dumb person with long hair and of course talking on the cell phone.  Priceless.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Absolutely hilarious!  Only a dumb person with long hair and of course talking on the cell phone.  Priceless.</p>
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		<title>By: xpz</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-653774</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[xpz]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:23:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This picture = fail

people do this so that they don&#039;t fall asleep while driving]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This picture = fail</p>
<p>people do this so that they don&#8217;t fall asleep while driving</p>
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		<title>By: spellchecker</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-575393</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[spellchecker]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 22:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Juses? Double FAIL.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Juses? Double FAIL.</p>
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		<title>By: spellchecker</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-575389</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[spellchecker]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 22:13:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You just made that up.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You just made that up.</p>
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		<title>By: spellchecker</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-575388</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[spellchecker]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 22:11:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why the heck are we rhyming?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why the heck are we rhyming?</p>
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		<title>By: spellchecker</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-575384</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[spellchecker]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 22:08:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FAIL........ taut means pulled tight......... education FAIL.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FAIL&#8230;&#8230;.. taut means pulled tight&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; education FAIL.</p>
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		<title>By: spellchecker</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-575381</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[spellchecker]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 22:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You misspelled 
&quot;&lt;i&gt;Some folk dream of the wonders they&#039;ll do 
Before their time on this planet is through.
Some just don&#039;t have anything planned,
They hide their hopes and their heads in the sand.

Now I don&#039;t say who is wrong, who is right,
But if you plan to be here for the night,
Then all I need is an hour or two
To tell the tale of a dreamer like you.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You misspelled<br />
&#8220;<i>Some folk dream of the wonders they&#8217;ll do<br />
Before their time on this planet is through.<br />
Some just don&#8217;t have anything planned,<br />
They hide their hopes and their heads in the sand.</p>
<p>Now I don&#8217;t say who is wrong, who is right,<br />
But if you plan to be here for the night,<br />
Then all I need is an hour or two<br />
To tell the tale of a dreamer like you.&#8221;</i></p>
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		<title>By: stupidquestionsonaroll</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-474442</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[stupidquestionsonaroll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this question might have been asked before but here goes anyway:
how did this nice girls get her tale stuck in the window? she must have rolled it up really, really fast.. (or on purpose *gasp*)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this question might have been asked before but here goes anyway:<br />
how did this nice girls get her tale stuck in the window? she must have rolled it up really, really fast.. (or on purpose *gasp*)</p>
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		<title>By: lolwin</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-435145</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[lolwin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 05:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[velvet you dont know me but ive been watching your comments and i have decided that we are going to get merried]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>velvet you dont know me but ive been watching your comments and i have decided that we are going to get merried</p>
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		<title>By: mulee</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-408026</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[mulee]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 02:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[im hoping it was the door opening lol]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>im hoping it was the door opening lol</p>
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		<title>By: Omgwhat</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-372751</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Omgwhat]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 02:36:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is exactly why you shouldn&#039;t talk on the phone and drive. Pain follows. Always...always.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is exactly why you shouldn&#8217;t talk on the phone and drive. Pain follows. Always&#8230;always.</p>
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		<title>By: TehFAILotaku</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-350413</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[TehFAILotaku]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#039;ve actually seen something like this on the highway!
except it was the hood of the guy&#039;s sweater. so, should he sneeze, he would choke.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i&#8217;ve actually seen something like this on the highway!<br />
except it was the hood of the guy&#8217;s sweater. so, should he sneeze, he would choke.</p>
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		<title>By: Dana</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-314374</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dana]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:03:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a lot easier to do than most people think.  In other words, people who have never had hair long enough to get caught in a car door.  OW.  I used to catch mine on branches and various other things too.  I went through a period in my life where I didn&#039;t have money to keep visiting styling salons so I just grew it out--and I finally got a clue and started braiding it rather than keep getting it caught on everything.  The other fun part of long hair is keeping it picked up off the floor at home.  You know how a cat or dog sheds?  This is worse.  &gt;.&lt;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a lot easier to do than most people think.  In other words, people who have never had hair long enough to get caught in a car door.  OW.  I used to catch mine on branches and various other things too.  I went through a period in my life where I didn&#8217;t have money to keep visiting styling salons so I just grew it out&#8211;and I finally got a clue and started braiding it rather than keep getting it caught on everything.  The other fun part of long hair is keeping it picked up off the floor at home.  You know how a cat or dog sheds?  This is worse.  &gt;.&lt;</p>
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		<title>By: lol. nuf said.</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-303666</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[lol. nuf said.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 19:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#039;s a soooomch? Is it like a cheese  product?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s a soooomch? Is it like a cheese  product?</p>
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		<title>By: girly</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-298829</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[girly]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:14:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[pleez tel meh itz not hiz fingurz???]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>pleez tel meh itz not hiz fingurz???</p>
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		<title>By: ass kicker</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-296236</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ass kicker]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:24:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[need a kicken?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>need a kicken?</p>
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		<title>By: VMP</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-293107</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[VMP]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 04:44:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[driving while talking on the cell phone fail also!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>driving while talking on the cell phone fail also!</p>
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		<title>By: gypsy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-285247</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[gypsy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 13:49:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[lol, yep I have done that.  its a way to stay awake on long trips so seeing as shes still awake its kinda not a fail...

 - other ideas-

*turn radio on hard rock...loud hard rock.
* turn  AC  on full blast. (cant fall asleep if you are shivering).
* talk to some one on the phone...as she is doing* all at the same time!
 
normally this all takes place after all redbull and coffee efforts have failed.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol, yep I have done that.  its a way to stay awake on long trips so seeing as shes still awake its kinda not a fail&#8230;</p>
<p> &#8211; other ideas-</p>
<p>*turn radio on hard rock&#8230;loud hard rock.<br />
* turn  AC  on full blast. (cant fall asleep if you are shivering).<br />
* talk to some one on the phone&#8230;as she is doing* all at the same time!</p>
<p>normally this all takes place after all redbull and coffee efforts have failed.</p>
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		<title>By: kyle</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-283781</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[kyle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:45:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[can somebody please tell me what the is]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>can somebody please tell me what the is</p>
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		<title>By: douglas</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-283253</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[douglas]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 12:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i dont get it. wats in the window]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i dont get it. wats in the window</p>
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		<title>By: Mac</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-282046</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mac]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 12:04:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least she has hair.....



oopsie, never mind :&#124;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At least she has hair&#8230;..</p>
<p>oopsie, never mind <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif' alt=':|' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: fitz</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-281594</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[fitz]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:35:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[totally happened to me before, if there is a strong gust of wind before you hop in the car it happens. lol]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>totally happened to me before, if there is a strong gust of wind before you hop in the car it happens. lol</p>
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		<title>By: moje górą</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-280697</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[moje górą]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 07:13:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ale gówno... dalibyście coś naprawdę ciekawego zamiast tych smutów

buraki]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ale gówno&#8230; dalibyście coś naprawdę ciekawego zamiast tych smutów</p>
<p>buraki</p>
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		<title>By: Rose</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-280610</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rose]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 03:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You are my new hero.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are my new hero.</p>
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		<title>By: haleyashton</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-280566</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[haleyashton]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 02:02:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[you can see that the other person is in the car next to them.
they may have been driving the same speed or stopped at a light/sign.

they have a slight blur.

i don&#039;t think its BS.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you can see that the other person is in the car next to them.<br />
they may have been driving the same speed or stopped at a light/sign.</p>
<p>they have a slight blur.</p>
<p>i don&#8217;t think its BS.</p>
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		<title>By: haleyashton</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-280564</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[haleyashton]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 02:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[been there, done that.
doesn&#039;t hurt too bad.
and you notice immediately when you barely move so you can roll down the window.

the main fail i see is her driving a chevy aveo.
ew.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>been there, done that.<br />
doesn&#8217;t hurt too bad.<br />
and you notice immediately when you barely move so you can roll down the window.</p>
<p>the main fail i see is her driving a chevy aveo.<br />
ew.</p>
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		<title>By: Skwerlly Em of FailBOG Co. Inc. (click)</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-280552</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Skwerlly Em of FailBOG Co. Inc. (click)]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 01:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*Is still giggling from earlier &lt;b&gt;SOOOOOMCH&lt;/b&gt;* It sounds like you&#039;re eating fried chicken whilst singing songs from The Wizard of Oz! *Starts to sing* SOOOOOOOM -ch- WHEEEEEERE -ch- OOOOOOOVER -ch- THE RAAAAAAAAAINBOOOOW! -ch-]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*Is still giggling from earlier <b>SOOOOOMCH</b>* It sounds like you&#8217;re eating fried chicken whilst singing songs from The Wizard of Oz! *Starts to sing* SOOOOOOOM -ch- WHEEEEEERE -ch- OOOOOOOVER -ch- THE RAAAAAAAAAINBOOOOW! -ch-</p>
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		<title>By: FlyingMoose</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-280508</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[FlyingMoose]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:21:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[can i yooz it wen ur dun?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>can i yooz it wen ur dun?</p>
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		<title>By: TC</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-280366</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[TC]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:06:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s a supplemental head restraint. In the event of crash, it will keep her head from hitting the wheel.

SAFETY WIN]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a supplemental head restraint. In the event of crash, it will keep her head from hitting the wheel.</p>
<p>SAFETY WIN</p>
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		<title>By: Weegee</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-280179</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Weegee]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:42:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[and the worst thing..........TALKING IN THE PHONE WHILE DRIVING!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and the worst thing&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.TALKING IN THE PHONE WHILE DRIVING!!!</p>
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		<title>By: abstract</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-280091</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[abstract]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 19:53:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[thanks, I painted that.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thanks, I painted that.</p>
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		<title>By: Dalkorian</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-280002</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dalkorian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:59:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, definitely &#039;shopped. The color of the car is all wrong, they spelled &quot;tree&quot; wrong and the shadows are under things instead of next to them. It&#039;s a poor &#039;shop at that.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, definitely &#8216;shopped. The color of the car is all wrong, they spelled &#8220;tree&#8221; wrong and the shadows are under things instead of next to them. It&#8217;s a poor &#8216;shop at that.</p>
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		<title>By: Dalkorian</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279970</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dalkorian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anyone wielding a rusty chainsaw and likes to cut up bodies with it is my friend.
(Because I don&#039;t want to make them my enemy, stupid!)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anyone wielding a rusty chainsaw and likes to cut up bodies with it is my friend.<br />
(Because I don&#8217;t want to make them my enemy, stupid!)</p>
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		<title>By: Dalkorian</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279958</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dalkorian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOL - boy does this world need that!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL &#8211; boy does this world need that!</p>
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		<title>By: Dalkorian</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279940</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dalkorian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:40:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Get hair caught in window.
2. ???
3. PROFIT!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. Get hair caught in window.<br />
2. ???<br />
3. PROFIT!!</p>
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		<title>By: Mikey D</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279469</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mikey D]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:51:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aww No! All I could hear, faintly, as you turned away was

&lt;i&gt;There is something beautiful shining 
In the far off night of your hair 
Funny for a while it seemed to come from the sky 
But it&#039;s in your head 
Yes it fills your head 

You and I don&#039;t always fly 
Let me go I want to fall 
Deep into the dark 
But I&#039;ll get back to you 
And I&#039;ll always know how to find you 
Cause you shine like the midnight sun&lt;/i&gt; 

You really should look at people when you talk to them. Have a good day or so Bod, I&#039;ll miss your wit.

(If only that were the case, then the anchovy would soon cease to trouble our lives)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aww No! All I could hear, faintly, as you turned away was</p>
<p><i>There is something beautiful shining<br />
In the far off night of your hair<br />
Funny for a while it seemed to come from the sky<br />
But it&#8217;s in your head<br />
Yes it fills your head </p>
<p>You and I don&#8217;t always fly<br />
Let me go I want to fall<br />
Deep into the dark<br />
But I&#8217;ll get back to you<br />
And I&#8217;ll always know how to find you<br />
Cause you shine like the midnight sun</i> </p>
<p>You really should look at people when you talk to them. Have a good day or so Bod, I&#8217;ll miss your wit.</p>
<p>(If only that were the case, then the anchovy would soon cease to trouble our lives)</p>
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		<title>By: Bod</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279455</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bod]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:37:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damn. I have to go. I&#039;m not going to be around for a day or so. And I really wanted to ask what you meant when you said
&lt;I&gt;If you wanted that star that shines so brightly&lt;/I&gt;
&lt;I&gt;To match the stardust in your eye&lt;/I&gt;
&lt;I&gt;Darling, I would chase that bright star nightly&lt;/I&gt;
&lt;I&gt;And try to steal it from the sky&lt;/I&gt;
&lt;I&gt;And I would bring...&lt;/I&gt;
 
&lt;I&gt;Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey&lt;/I&gt;
&lt;I&gt;Your first sweet kiss thrilled me so&lt;/I&gt;
&lt;I&gt;Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey&lt;/I&gt;
&lt;I&gt;I&#039;ll never ever let you go&lt;/I&gt;

(I think anchovies deserve to be &lt;b&gt;alone&lt;/b&gt; for the rest of their pathetic, miserable, salt-shriveled lives)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn. I have to go. I&#8217;m not going to be around for a day or so. And I really wanted to ask what you meant when you said<br />
<i>If you wanted that star that shines so brightly</i><br />
<i>To match the stardust in your eye</i><br />
<i>Darling, I would chase that bright star nightly</i><br />
<i>And try to steal it from the sky</i><br />
<i>And I would bring&#8230;</i></p>
<p><i>Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey</i><br />
<i>Your first sweet kiss thrilled me so</i><br />
<i>Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey</i><br />
<i>I&#8217;ll never ever let you go</i></p>
<p>(I think anchovies deserve to be <b>alone</b> for the rest of their pathetic, miserable, salt-shriveled lives)</p>
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		<title>By: Mikey D</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279397</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mikey D]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 11:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m having trouble discerning your fonts, it looks like
&lt;i&gt;She&#039;s got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place
And if I stared too long
I&#039;d probably break down and cry

Oh, sweet child o&#039; mine
Oh, sweet love of mine&lt;/i&gt;

(Maybe they deserve other anchovies for the crime of being an anchovy?)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m having trouble discerning your fonts, it looks like<br />
<i>She&#8217;s got a smile that it seems to me<br />
Reminds me of childhood memories<br />
Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky<br />
Now and then when I see her face<br />
She takes me away to that special place<br />
And if I stared too long<br />
I&#8217;d probably break down and cry</p>
<p>Oh, sweet child o&#8217; mine<br />
Oh, sweet love of mine</i></p>
<p>(Maybe they deserve other anchovies for the crime of being an anchovy?)</p>
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		<title>By: Bod</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279388</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bod]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 11:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry the line is really bad. I think you said
&lt;I&gt;Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies&lt;/I&gt;
&lt;I&gt;(tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies)&lt;/I&gt;
&lt;I&gt;Oh no, no you can&#039;t disguise&lt;/I&gt;
&lt;I&gt;(you can&#039;t disguise, no you can&#039;t disguise)&lt;/I&gt;
&lt;I&gt;Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies&lt;/I&gt;
&lt;I&gt;(tell me, tell me lies)&lt;/I&gt;

(you&#039;re right - not even anchovies deserve anchovies)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry the line is really bad. I think you said<br />
<i>Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies</i><br />
<i>(tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies)</i><br />
<i>Oh no, no you can&#8217;t disguise</i><br />
<i>(you can&#8217;t disguise, no you can&#8217;t disguise)</i><br />
<i>Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies</i><br />
<i>(tell me, tell me lies)</i></p>
<p>(you&#8217;re right &#8211; not even anchovies deserve anchovies)</p>
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		<title>By: Mikey D</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279378</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mikey D]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 11:09:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I understand it right, you&#039;re trying to say
&lt;i&gt;Look into my eyes
Can&#039;t you see they&#039;re open wide
Would I lie to you baby??
Would I lie to you??...oh yeah
Don&#039;t you know it&#039;s true&lt;/i&gt;
Sheep &lt;i&gt;there&#039;s no-one else but you
Would I lie to you baby??
Would I lie to you??&lt;/i&gt;

(I wouldn&#039;t have faulted you for it, no-one deserves anchovies)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I understand it right, you&#8217;re trying to say<br />
<i>Look into my eyes<br />
Can&#8217;t you see they&#8217;re open wide<br />
Would I lie to you baby??<br />
Would I lie to you??&#8230;oh yeah<br />
Don&#8217;t you know it&#8217;s true</i><br />
Sheep <i>there&#8217;s no-one else but you<br />
Would I lie to you baby??<br />
Would I lie to you??</i></p>
<p>(I wouldn&#8217;t have faulted you for it, no-one deserves anchovies)</p>
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		<title>By: Bod</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279368</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bod]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 10:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(&lt;I&gt;&lt;b&gt;closed&lt;/b&gt;... I &lt;b&gt;closed&lt;/b&gt; my eyes&lt;/I&gt;)

I&#039;m just getting the bukkit now.
Anchovy meringue pie, I think.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(<i><b>closed</b>&#8230; I <b>closed</b> my eyes</i>)</p>
<p>I&#8217;m just getting the bukkit now.<br />
Anchovy meringue pie, I think.</p>
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		<title>By: Bod</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279365</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bod]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 10:47:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, I see. You meant to write
&lt;I&gt;I close my eyes&lt;/I&gt;
&lt;I&gt;Drew back the curtain&lt;/I&gt;
&lt;I&gt;To see for certain&lt;/I&gt;
&lt;I&gt;What I thought I knew&lt;/I&gt;

&lt;I&gt;Far far away&lt;/I&gt;
&lt;I&gt;Someone was weeping&lt;/I&gt;
&lt;I&gt;But the world was sleeping&lt;/I&gt;
&lt;I&gt;Any dream will do&lt;/I&gt;.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, I see. You meant to write<br />
<i>I close my eyes</i><br />
<i>Drew back the curtain</i><br />
<i>To see for certain</i><br />
<i>What I thought I knew</i></p>
<p><i>Far far away</i><br />
<i>Someone was weeping</i><br />
<i>But the world was sleeping</i><br />
<i>Any dream will do</i>.</p>
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		<title>By: Mikey D</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279305</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mikey D]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 09:21:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*ignores blah*
I think you misspelled
&lt;i&gt;I blame you for the moonlit sky
and the dream that died
with the eagles&#039; flight
I blame you for the moonlit nights
when I wonder why
are the seas still dry?&lt;/i&gt;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*ignores blah*<br />
I think you misspelled<br />
<i>I blame you for the moonlit sky<br />
and the dream that died<br />
with the eagles&#8217; flight<br />
I blame you for the moonlit nights<br />
when I wonder why<br />
are the seas still dry?</i></p>
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		<title>By: Frank</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279281</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Frank]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 08:17:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My ass is smelly.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My ass is smelly.</p>
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		<title>By: ass kicker</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279193</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ass kicker]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:28:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i agree, it would also take awhile to grow back!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i agree, it would also take awhile to grow back!</p>
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		<title>By: b-i-n-g-o</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/self-awareness-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279191</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[b-i-n-g-o]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[thats a good way to get a hair cut!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thats a good way to get a hair cut!</p>
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