Exactly!
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So many different ways to feel the pain. A sudden stop, turning the head to the right or left, opening the car door, sneezing, reaching down to pick up something just dropped.
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My scalp hurts just thinking about it!
It seems to me that the zipper would be an immediate discovery of the problem, whereas the hair in the window would have a delayed reaction. I’m not sure which has more nerve endings, especially since I don’t have a ‘thing’ to get caught in a zipper.
Do you think this website would post that kind of picture? I’d think they’d get a bunch of ‘porno’ complaints, despite the pain factor involved in the zippered fellow.
Ah! I’m with you now. I’m running at about 70% today. I painted the bathroom this weekend and installed new blades on a ceiling fan. The fumes from the paint mixed with the dust on the old fan blades has given me a wicked sinus headache.
Swapping those things out is more trouble than it seems. It’s difficult holding a fan blade, a screwdriver, and a screw all while the darned thing moves every time you touch it to line up the blade. Grrrr! I only dropped a screw 4 times. Nothing like going up and down the ladder over and over.
.
Those DIY shows don’t keep it real!
Taking the fan down first requires one to cut off the electricity, undo any woriring, and later, rewire the thing. Not something just anyone should be doing. Going back and forth on the ladder is less hassle than all that.
Its 3 wires, and they are color coded. black white red
which is sometimes green, its not rocket science to hit the
breaker undo the wiring take hte fan down then reverse said steps.
Hey there!
*offers Christopher a giant sized bottle of sanitizer and another of water*
You may want these to clear off the pudding.
*tries not to giggle*
Go ahead and giggle. Your laughter is but the wind beneath my wings… even at my expense.
*gargles*
So, up for some good old soomching? Or maybe just a little smooch?
*Is still giggling from earlier SOOOOOMCH* It sounds like you’re eating fried chicken whilst singing songs from The Wizard of Oz! *Starts to sing* SOOOOOOOM -ch- WHEEEEEERE -ch- OOOOOOOVER -ch- THE RAAAAAAAAAINBOOOOW! -ch-
*ignores blah*
I think you misspelled I blame you for the moonlit sky
and the dream that died
with the eagles’ flight
I blame you for the moonlit nights
when I wonder why
are the seas still dry?
If I understand it right, you’re trying to say Look into my eyes
Can’t you see they’re open wide
Would I lie to you baby??
Would I lie to you??…oh yeah
Don’t you know it’s true
Sheep there’s no-one else but you
Would I lie to you baby??
Would I lie to you??
(I wouldn’t have faulted you for it, no-one deserves anchovies)
Sorry the line is really bad. I think you said Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies (tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies) Oh no, no you can’t disguise (you can’t disguise, no you can’t disguise) Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies (tell me, tell me lies)
(you’re right – not even anchovies deserve anchovies)
I’m having trouble discerning your fonts, it looks like She’s got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place
And if I stared too long
I’d probably break down and cry
Oh, sweet child o’ mine
Oh, sweet love of mine
(Maybe they deserve other anchovies for the crime of being an anchovy?)
Damn. I have to go. I’m not going to be around for a day or so. And I really wanted to ask what you meant when you said If you wanted that star that shines so brightly To match the stardust in your eye Darling, I would chase that bright star nightly And try to steal it from the sky And I would bring…
Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey Your first sweet kiss thrilled me so Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey I’ll never ever let you go
(I think anchovies deserve to be alone for the rest of their pathetic, miserable, salt-shriveled lives)
Aww No! All I could hear, faintly, as you turned away was
There is something beautiful shining
In the far off night of your hair
Funny for a while it seemed to come from the sky
But it’s in your head
Yes it fills your head
You and I don’t always fly
Let me go I want to fall
Deep into the dark
But I’ll get back to you
And I’ll always know how to find you
Cause you shine like the midnight sun
You really should look at people when you talk to them. Have a good day or so Bod, I’ll miss your wit.
(If only that were the case, then the anchovy would soon cease to trouble our lives)
You misspelled
“Some folk dream of the wonders they’ll do
Before their time on this planet is through.
Some just don’t have anything planned,
They hide their hopes and their heads in the sand.
Now I don’t say who is wrong, who is right,
But if you plan to be here for the night,
Then all I need is an hour or two
To tell the tale of a dreamer like you.”
Me too and I know pretty much immediately and it hurts like a bitch so I wonder what she’s on that she can have that much hair stuck in the door and not have a clue.
me, too. But I didn’t drive down the road…I knew something was pulling my hair and I fixed it. How can she stand that???!! I hate having my hair pulled.
She had the window(s) down, causing the wind to blow her hair out the window. Then, she got a call on her cell phone, so she rolled up the window so she could hear better. Unfortunately, she had automatic windows, so they went up before her hair could all fall back into the car.
That’s my guess anyway.
when your hair is long, it easily gets shut in the door as you’re getting in. But it’s usually quite obvious when you try to move your head–you’re brought up short and fast!
I knew a girl who shut her purse strap in the car door with the purse dangling outside the car. While en route, she realized her purse was not in the car and she thought she had left it behind. Only when she arrived at her destination and opened the door did she realize that the purse strap was on her shoulder and that the bag had ridden outside the car for the entire 45-min. trip! To make matters worse, it had been raining, so her purse was soaked and covered in debris and wet leaves. Ha ha ha ha ha!
I’ve had my hair get caught in an automatic sunroof. The wind can easily suck your long hair out of any opening like that. But I don’t talk on my cell while driving, so I notice this kind of thing right away!
There once were two Hobbits that were stuck out on the trail
And they discovered they could sleep with another male
Now they’re having buttsex.
Hobbit buttsex.
There are far worse things to get stuck in the window. Like when your girlfriend is in the car, you’re outside, and just as things get really good she bumps into that button that closes the electric windows automatically. Mega-ouch.
your “girlfriend” does that from inside the car while you are outside? maybe you just visit that one neigborhood where most of the girls stand on the corner, and that one special one has her own car…
your “girlfriend” does that from inside the car while you are outside? maybe you just visit that one neigborhood where most of the girls stand on the corner, and that one special one has her own car…
The question is, I suppose, whether the new picture looks less like lentil vomit than the old.
Hmm… It looks to me like you’ve just mixed up the lentils a little.
Look give her a break her seatbelts are broken and she was just improvising a way to keep herself from flying through the windshield if she got into an accident.
I’m calling 100% bullsh*t on this one. It’s FAKE, staged, whatever you want to call it. There is no evidence of the wheels on the car even moving + how did the photographer just happen to know that would happen and be at that right place at that very right moment? Seems too fishy to be real.
It’s probably snapped at a stop light. If you look closely, you can see a reflection in front of the image…it looks like it was taken through a window.
No, definitely ’shopped. The color of the car is all wrong, they spelled “tree” wrong and the shadows are under things instead of next to them. It’s a poor ’shop at that.
The funny thing is that I’ve done it myself. Another reason that I cut my hair short! (Of course, as The BS Factor said, thankfully no photographers were around at the time) but stranger things have happened.
lol, yep I have done that. its a way to stay awake on long trips so seeing as shes still awake its kinda not a fail…
– other ideas-
*turn radio on hard rock…loud hard rock.
* turn AC on full blast. (cant fall asleep if you are shivering).
* talk to some one on the phone…as she is doing* all at the same time!
normally this all takes place after all redbull and coffee efforts have failed.
This is a lot easier to do than most people think. In other words, people who have never had hair long enough to get caught in a car door. OW. I used to catch mine on branches and various other things too. I went through a period in my life where I didn’t have money to keep visiting styling salons so I just grew it out–and I finally got a clue and started braiding it rather than keep getting it caught on everything. The other fun part of long hair is keeping it picked up off the floor at home. You know how a cat or dog sheds? This is worse. >.<
this question might have been asked before but here goes anyway:
how did this nice girls get her tale stuck in the window? she must have rolled it up really, really fast.. (or on purpose *gasp*)
OOOOWWWWCCCCHHH!
AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Exactly!
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So many different ways to feel the pain. A sudden stop, turning the head to the right or left, opening the car door, sneezing, reaching down to pick up something just dropped.
.
My scalp hurts just thinking about it!
it’s not as bad as getting your thing stuck on a zipper
It seems to me that the zipper would be an immediate discovery of the problem, whereas the hair in the window would have a delayed reaction. I’m not sure which has more nerve endings, especially since I don’t have a ‘thing’ to get caught in a zipper.
we feel more pain for a long time, but humiliation in a web site will last forever
Do you think this website would post that kind of picture? I’d think they’d get a bunch of ‘porno’ complaints, despite the pain factor involved in the zippered fellow.
what i ment was that getting you thing stuck in a zipper is more painful, but the fact that your fail is posted on a website is more humiliating
Ah! I’m with you now. I’m running at about 70% today. I painted the bathroom this weekend and installed new blades on a ceiling fan. The fumes from the paint mixed with the dust on the old fan blades has given me a wicked sinus headache.
Blades on a ceiling fan?
be careful with those!
Swapping those things out is more trouble than it seems. It’s difficult holding a fan blade, a screwdriver, and a screw all while the darned thing moves every time you touch it to line up the blade. Grrrr! I only dropped a screw 4 times. Nothing like going up and down the ladder over and over.
.
Those DIY shows don’t keep it real!
You could take the fan down first?
That involves messing with electricity. ZZZZAAAAPPP!
Taking the fan down first requires one to cut off the electricity, undo any woriring, and later, rewire the thing. Not something just anyone should be doing. Going back and forth on the ladder is less hassle than all that.
It’s a whole lot more exciting if you leave the electricity on.
Happy Monday, Avis!
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Woriring? There’s that o you were missing on Friday! It must’ve been caught up in weekend traffic.
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My GF has an O go missing once in a while too. Good to see that this one was recovered!
Any unintended results from those missing o’s?
Nah – it’s just better the next time
missing os…
OR MISSINGNOS?!
Its 3 wires, and they are color coded. black white red
which is sometimes green, its not rocket science to hit the
breaker undo the wiring take hte fan down then reverse said steps.
I apparently found my O’s from last friday.
I could help you find a surplus of O’s if you’re interested. You may need to take a few days of vacation, though.
*wicked grin*
Showoff.
*huffs*
*stalks away enviously*
Anytime Christopher, anytime!
velvet you dont know me but ive been watching your comments and i have decided that we are going to get merried
> they’d get a bunch of ‘porno’ complaints
And they’d be right. Rule 34.
(Also, ewwww.)
Yeah, I did that when I was a young kid…..put a band aid on it. THAT was a double fail!
im hoping it was the door opening lol
Yes. No. Hello?
i dont get it. wats in the window
can somebody please tell me what the is
Better than his third arm…
That’s what zippers are for, eh?
Actually, that’s the third leg
It depends on which way it’s pointing, no?
An excellent point. Hands the woman a ceegar.
Takes the ceegar back, fires it up, and smokes it
*quickly switched the cigar with an exploding cigar*
.
BOOM!
AAAIIIEEEEE!!!!
*kerplump*
You do make some interesting sounds. Just thought I would share that.
OOh, Avis
*SOOOOMCH
Speaking of making some interesting sounds…
What the?
*Rearranges letters to spell out something less chewy-sounding*
Bukkit please?
Hold on…DrB is using it. You can get it from him when he’s done.
(And *SNORK*.)
Ker-SPLORCH!
OW, ow ow OW!
Word to the wise, don’t snork whilst splorching.
Hey there!
*offers Christopher a giant sized bottle of sanitizer and another of water*
You may want these to clear off the pudding.
*tries not to giggle*
Go ahead and giggle. Your laughter is but the wind beneath my wings… even at my expense.
*gargles*
So, up for some good old soomching? Or maybe just a little smooch?
*SMOOOCH!!!!*
It’s an interesting sensation, smooching whilst giggling.
Let’s get you into a shower to get rid of the rest of that pudding.
Yeah, I seem to have some pudding in between my chest and stomach muscles… mind lending me a hand?
A hand? I planned on joining you in there!
So much for getting clean? Hee!
That, and didn’t you tell me not to be stingy with the olive oil? Or was that baby oil?
Massage oil!!
I’ve got big, strong, warm hands waiting to spoil you. Conversely, the reason why I have to backspace on every 3rd letter when typing.
*Is still giggling from earlier SOOOOOMCH* It sounds like you’re eating fried chicken whilst singing songs from The Wizard of Oz! *Starts to sing* SOOOOOOOM -ch- WHEEEEEERE -ch- OOOOOOOVER -ch- THE RAAAAAAAAAINBOOOOW! -ch-
Bukkit.
can i yooz it wen ur dun?
What’s a soooomch? Is it like a cheese product?
A-ha! Now, would this be the time for mouth-to-mouth resuscitation? Hmmm?
One would certainly think so.
Who would you prefer? The Hershey syrup demon-guy? Posh Spice? Me? I would offer Avis, but Christopher would object.
Well, there’s just something about velvet…
All this smooching has distracted me.
But I digress
I don’t tell Avis what to do… but I would grumble like no tomorrow.
*would never offer mouth to mouth to anyone but Christopher*
I’m not sure how I like being offered up.
Christopher, grumbling like no tomorrow would be an objection, right?
.
Avis, it all depends on who’s doing the offering, yes?
Second… Dammit!
I realize counting is difficult, but two comes after one, not after two.
Must be a Verizon employee…
pob! *snuggles* I’ve missed my failspouse.
*smooches*
Did you end up getting that tatoo?
Tattoo*
*Sigh* It’s YOU, Pob, you should know this…
I think it’s called ’siren’.
…
What?
tatoo tatoo tatoo tatoo …
You misspelled ‘Awooga Awooga Awooga Awooga*
You misspelled don’t blame it on the sunshine, don’t blame it on the moonlight, don’t blame it on the good times: blame it on the boogie.
You fail at being funny.
*ignores blah*
I think you misspelled
I blame you for the moonlit sky
and the dream that died
with the eagles’ flight
I blame you for the moonlit nights
when I wonder why
are the seas still dry?
Oh, I see. You meant to write
I close my eyes
Drew back the curtain
To see for certain
What I thought I knew
Far far away
Someone was weeping
But the world was sleeping
Any dream will do.
(closed… I closed my eyes)
I’m just getting the bukkit now.
Anchovy meringue pie, I think.
If I understand it right, you’re trying to say
Look into my eyes
Can’t you see they’re open wide
Would I lie to you baby??
Would I lie to you??…oh yeah
Don’t you know it’s true
Sheep there’s no-one else but you
Would I lie to you baby??
Would I lie to you??
(I wouldn’t have faulted you for it, no-one deserves anchovies)
Sorry the line is really bad. I think you said
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
(tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies)
Oh no, no you can’t disguise
(you can’t disguise, no you can’t disguise)
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
(tell me, tell me lies)
(you’re right – not even anchovies deserve anchovies)
I’m having trouble discerning your fonts, it looks like
She’s got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place
And if I stared too long
I’d probably break down and cry
Oh, sweet child o’ mine
Oh, sweet love of mine
(Maybe they deserve other anchovies for the crime of being an anchovy?)
Damn. I have to go. I’m not going to be around for a day or so. And I really wanted to ask what you meant when you said
If you wanted that star that shines so brightly
To match the stardust in your eye
Darling, I would chase that bright star nightly
And try to steal it from the sky
And I would bring…
Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey
Your first sweet kiss thrilled me so
Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey
I’ll never ever let you go
(I think anchovies deserve to be alone for the rest of their pathetic, miserable, salt-shriveled lives)
Aww No! All I could hear, faintly, as you turned away was
There is something beautiful shining
In the far off night of your hair
Funny for a while it seemed to come from the sky
But it’s in your head
Yes it fills your head
You and I don’t always fly
Let me go I want to fall
Deep into the dark
But I’ll get back to you
And I’ll always know how to find you
Cause you shine like the midnight sun
You really should look at people when you talk to them. Have a good day or so Bod, I’ll miss your wit.
(If only that were the case, then the anchovy would soon cease to trouble our lives)
You misspelled
“Some folk dream of the wonders they’ll do
Before their time on this planet is through.
Some just don’t have anything planned,
They hide their hopes and their heads in the sand.
Now I don’t say who is wrong, who is right,
But if you plan to be here for the night,
Then all I need is an hour or two
To tell the tale of a dreamer like you.”
Nah I didn’t, still can’t decide on a spot for it. How’s the bookshop?
That’s be a silly place to get a tattoo
*Runs off again*
*SQUEEEEEEEEZE!*
Did you miss the Jalous/Falous tattoo fail?
It is amazing what Loz can do because her love for fails.
You are my new hero.
I would love to see a video of her when she leaves the car…
I’ve done this before
Me too and I know pretty much immediately and it hurts like a bitch so I wonder what she’s on that she can have that much hair stuck in the door and not have a clue.
If it’s not pulling on her hair, it won’t hurt. It does not look taut.
*joins the “I’ve done this” club*
I’m going to do this. . .
*SQUEEZE*
*Grabs onto protruding hair and escapes down the road*
*SQUEEZE*
Cuddles (Mag.) esq
!
*SQUEEZE*
(‘!’ is step 2, obviously)
1. Get hair caught in window.
2. ???
3. PROFIT!!
Taught or not, even uneducated hair follicles can feel pain.
FAIL…….. taut means pulled tight……… education FAIL.
That’s just a tautology.
I absolutely, completely know what you mean.
she’s on her damn phone! That’s why she’s oblivious!
Yep, me too.
me, too. But I didn’t drive down the road…I knew something was pulling my hair and I fixed it. How can she stand that???!! I hate having my hair pulled.
Ditto. And it’s worse if it’s less hair… Ow-chie!
My hair is too short to do it, but my sister has and I ridiculed her for hours afterward. I can be such a bitch.
Just imagine an emergency stop – ouch!
If you ware a seatbelt it shouldn’t hurt
Yep, always be a ware.
I thought it was always be a lert, because the world needs more lerts.
Keeping a head.
I’d rather get a long, theng-kew.
Keeping a breast?
At least a part.
Is anybody interested in a gain?
As long as it’s not a broad.
Of course. I have way too much capital loss.
I regret starting this as an a side.
No that kids listen to records or tapes anymore.
That should be Not* Spelling fail.
Things are rather a stir…
A void this.
I suggest you leave this a lone.
Strange things are a foot at the circle K
Here’s some money. Take Napoleon to movie or something.
better than my doors keeping a jar!
I think something’s a miss.
On the bright side, her hair is neither on fire, nor in her ramen…
As others have posted, it isn’t going to be on her head either if she brakes. I want to see THAT picture and lol.
If your seat belt is broken you have to find another way. Security firs… err, third.
Win
10th!
Using the cell-phone while driving (second FAIL!) could cause such an emergency stop rather soon!
I do that all the time. Not to that extent, though.
Saving money on seatbelts WIN!
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!
So i can climb up and get into your underwear.
Unless you got STD’s I wont go there
But it’s a game that we ALL can share!
So we must reproduce like little hares!
I just hope she doesn’t charge a fare!
If you pull up short it could leave her bare!
She should really drive with care.
This nesting thing is so unfair…
And yet seeing it is so very rare…
I’ll bet she did it on a dare.
But Mark Summers didn’t even care.
*Mark Summers was the host on Nickelodeon’s Family Double Dare*
2 pts. for Christopher.
Why the heck are we rhyming?
You don’t like Space Travelling Dinosaurs? *stare*
Wait, you’ll only go if she has STDs? *glare*
It’s my kind of fetish!
Gotta catch ‘em all?
Pokémon STDS?!?
She’s very very tired and this keeps here from nodding off on her way home after a hard night. (we’ve all done this…. right?)
Narcolepzzzzzzz. . .
I would have to think having something to support your head upright rather than allow it to hit the steering wheel would make it easier to sleep.
Where are your manners? She’s on the phone so stop disturbing here!!!
it’s a safety feature… for when the airbags fail… yeah that’s it…
She already has one airbag fully deployed…her head!
LMAO!! Give Mr Blue a ceegar too!
well tit’s and a bleeding vag do take away from brain function… just sayin
A bleeding Vereinigte Astronomische Gesellschaft? Interesting.
You just made that up.
How does this even happen?
She had the window(s) down, causing the wind to blow her hair out the window. Then, she got a call on her cell phone, so she rolled up the window so she could hear better. Unfortunately, she had automatic windows, so they went up before her hair could all fall back into the car.
That’s my guess anyway.
Basic Physics!
Your powers of deduction are second to none and badly needed by the world, during this crisis. Please allow us to remove your brain for further study.
*starts chainsaw*
HOLD STILL!
No! I need my brain for thinking and stuff!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
*runs away*
…hands Bob a (head) bukkit…
Detective win
Inspector Gadget WIN
when your hair is long, it easily gets shut in the door as you’re getting in. But it’s usually quite obvious when you try to move your head–you’re brought up short and fast!
Except that her pony tail’s long enough that she wouldn’t notice unless she really tried to move her head a lot.
Once she’s off the phone and puts on that metal tape…
This happens to me all the time, but I’m obsessive about my hair so I always check for it. It would be easy to overlook since mine is waist-length.
She’s going to need some IMBESOL ™
IMBESOL ™ — relief for the everyday pains of being a complete moron.
LOL – boy does this world need that!
lolz! and i thought shutting my coat in the door was bad.
It is…
not compaired to rolling up your hair in the window…come on
Ooooo, where can I get one of THOSE cellphones? Mine only vibrates
You need more than a vibrate? Dayum, lady, you’re demanding.
I admire a woman who knows what she wants *cough* in a cell phone
Can we have the giant gummy bears on a stick back? This guy with the Hershey’s candle is creeping me out…
They didn’t pay their ad bill yet. So, you can either enjoy Hershey demon-guy or Posh Spice. Same difference, really.
Ahhhhhh, I begin to understand how advertising is different on the interwebs… the “customers” pay the website to take down offendingly obnoxious ads…
what makes the picture even better it that she is on the phone as well.. dumb blondes are great
first?
No.
43rd
You misspelled 53rd & 3rd.
I knew a girl who shut her purse strap in the car door with the purse dangling outside the car. While en route, she realized her purse was not in the car and she thought she had left it behind. Only when she arrived at her destination and opened the door did she realize that the purse strap was on her shoulder and that the bag had ridden outside the car for the entire 45-min. trip! To make matters worse, it had been raining, so her purse was soaked and covered in debris and wet leaves. Ha ha ha ha ha!
So what did you do with the purse, seeing as how it was ruined?
Donated it to a less fortunate transvestite.
OMG, she’s engaging in aural sex!
This could so easily be fake…
It could, but it’s not.
It would, but it’s snot.
it should, but its hot
It’s wood, so it’ll rot.
Its hood – it got caught!!
Egads, how does that happen?
I’ve had my hair get caught in an automatic sunroof. The wind can easily suck your long hair out of any opening like that. But I don’t talk on my cell while driving, so I notice this kind of thing right away!
I actually got my hair caught in the sunroof too….and I have short hair.
No, no, no. I’m not falling for that again. Last time I explained how it could have happened, I ended up being chased by a chainsaw-weilding skweril!
No need to worry!!! My skweril only chases people with balloon doggies.
Wwwweng!, whazzza!, whaaazzzaaa!, waaaaaazzzzz! {<chainsaw noises<}
Come back here! It’s a Crisis, the Economy! Despair!
We NEED your BRAIN!
We’ll keep it clean and cool and … maybe in one piece!?
COME BACK HERE!
Anyone wielding a rusty chainsaw and likes to cut up bodies with it is my friend.
(Because I don’t want to make them my enemy, stupid!)
not that uncommon…it happens all the time
A potentially hair razing situation.
Not likely a permanent injury though.
Ah, the follicles of youth…
That’s the wrong way to lock your door, though.
She’s knot thinking straight.
I bet she’d hate toupee for a wig.
Yeah…that would dis-tress her.
Who’s getting dis-dressed???
I had to rack my braid over that one.
I just figgered Mookie had arrived…
Nellie, if you keep interrupting the pun-runs, I’m going to give you the shaft.
What the hell, do you think I’m daft?
*facepalm*
Just give it some thought, I’m sure you’ll have it cow-licked before you’re done here.
These pun runs have such style!
…pulls head outta bukkit…
…smooches on Dragon…
(sorry ’bout the bukkit breath)
Comb over here so I can explain to you how these work…
Hah…that would be the highlights of my day.
*Austin Powers voice*
Oh, Beehive!
I wonder how Perm-anent this thread will become.
Tomorrow it will be gone.
Like the hair on my head.
Maybe she isnt aware of it because she is so used to getting her pony tail yanked from behind really hard.
Handlebars WIN?
Handlebars, reign’s, leads, bridle……..call them what you like, they work the same
…”reign’s”???
*hands over bukkit*
You have to double-dunk, bub.
What’s worse is that it’s in a list of other words correctly pluralised!
I HATE that!
That plus the spelling mistake make me feel de-reign-ged!
OMG’s, let’s me’s go’s shoot’s myself’s in’s my’s head’s so’s the’s grammar’s police’s don’t’s has’s convulsions’s.
Has’s and Convulsions’s should be has’ and convulsions’. No double s at the end.
Ow.. My brain.. GladIwokeUp hurt my brain.. : (
Juses…GIWU just reminded me of someone I really didn’t want to be reminded of right there.
*shudders*
Juses? Double FAIL.
Since when do the Grammar Poice let ANYTHING slide?
I imagine that they’s do’s has’ sexes.
Well, the Poice ain’t been near the same since we up an’ took away the letter “L”…
I’ thiNk’ I’ M GoInG tO UZE’ aTosperfesE’ N UnCoRRect sPailin’ OWn’ Evree Taing I PoSt. HHHEEE HOOOO
Then you should be posting over at ICHC.
Nah, I like it here. Unless you want me gone.
You don’t HAVE to go, just be warned that the Grammar Poice are ever vigilant.
With bukkits.
And red pens.
And dicitionaries.
And fruit bats.
I’s nut wurree’d aboot Gramer Polyce
…and orangutans, and breakfast cereals…
sounDs lyke a Pawtty.
And Tazers. Possibly even Potatoes.
That WAS a reference to a previous fail, you know.
It’ll seem more like a song, and less like it’s math, when you pull on my hair and bite me like that.
Yeah more like song, and the truth is that I can hardly wait.. I don’t care if we stay up too late, don’t answer the phone.
She’s just afraid that she might fall asleep halfway. By hanging her hair there each time when she falls asleep the pain would wake her up.
FRODO??? I found Frodo!!!!
and now you can be Sam and have some gay hobbit sex
There once were two Hobbits that were stuck out on the trail
And they discovered they could sleep with another male
Now they’re having buttsex.
Hobbit buttsex.
Trapping hair in a window is a tip for preventing yourself from falling asleep at the wheel.
Wrong. This is WIN. She is clearly working on being able to pull a car with her hair.. Clickie name. : )
Having her hair pulled hard from behind makes her feel like her boyfriend is riding right in the car there with her
The car probably does it better.
I think this is my favorite failblog picture yet. seriously hahaha
too busy talking on her cell phone to notice….DRRR.
Man, if she so much as gets in a fender bender with her hair stuck like that her face is going to look like something out of that “Body World” exhibit
There are far worse things to get stuck in the window. Like when your girlfriend is in the car, you’re outside, and just as things get really good she bumps into that button that closes the electric windows automatically. Mega-ouch.
your “girlfriend” does that from inside the car while you are outside? maybe you just visit that one neigborhood where most of the girls stand on the corner, and that one special one has her own car…
only, she won’t let you in
your “girlfriend” does that from inside the car while you are outside? maybe you just visit that one neigborhood where most of the girls stand on the corner, and that one special one has her own car…
damn failblog…
That is actually the first time I’ve seen the same person four times in a row.
And all in today’s shade of lentil vomit.
hey, I didn’t pick the avatar, it was designated
*turns green* Ick.
ok, someone tell me how to change the damn thing, and I will
Go to Gravatar.com, and register there.
ok, I did it, let’s see if it works
nope, what did I do wrong?
Did you add a picture to your profile?
Whoa. Nevermind.
Clear your cache…sometimes it takes a few minutes.
The question is, I suppose, whether the new picture looks less like lentil vomit than the old.
Hmm… It looks to me like you’ve just mixed up the lentils a little.
I’m awesome that way. You haven’t talked to me in a while BondFan, I often reminice about our good old crime fighting days….how’ve you been?
I’m fine. It seems a lot of people have come and gone since we last met. Remember talons? (S)He disappeared a while ago
ohhh, yes, (s)he was creepy as I recall
Er, abstract, what is that a picture of?
I do believe it is a piece of abstract art.
So it is! Darn confuddling modern art…
I see. I should have read down. Schoolboy error (as it were).
So… abstract lentils.
thanks, I painted that.
This should be a double fail for talking on a cell phone while driving.
Look give her a break her seatbelts are broken and she was just improvising a way to keep herself from flying through the windshield if she got into an accident.
self-scalping win
I’m calling 100% bullsh*t on this one. It’s FAKE, staged, whatever you want to call it. There is no evidence of the wheels on the car even moving + how did the photographer just happen to know that would happen and be at that right place at that very right moment? Seems too fishy to be real.
It’s probably snapped at a stop light. If you look closely, you can see a reflection in front of the image…it looks like it was taken through a window.
No, definitely ’shopped. The color of the car is all wrong, they spelled “tree” wrong and the shadows are under things instead of next to them. It’s a poor ’shop at that.
you can see that the other person is in the car next to them.
they may have been driving the same speed or stopped at a light/sign.
they have a slight blur.
i don’t think its BS.
The funny thing is that I’ve done it myself. Another reason that I cut my hair short! (Of course, as The BS Factor said, thankfully no photographers were around at the time) but stranger things have happened.
That’s what one does with hair when one wants to make sure she doesn’t accidentally nod off to sleep.
Safety precaution WIN.
thats a good way to get a hair cut!
i agree, it would also take awhile to grow back!
My ass is smelly.
need a kicken?
and the worst thing……….TALKING IN THE PHONE WHILE DRIVING!!!
This is exactly why you shouldn’t talk on the phone and drive. Pain follows. Always…always.
It’s a supplemental head restraint. In the event of crash, it will keep her head from hitting the wheel.
SAFETY WIN
been there, done that.
doesn’t hurt too bad.
and you notice immediately when you barely move so you can roll down the window.
the main fail i see is her driving a chevy aveo.
ew.
ale gówno… dalibyście coś naprawdę ciekawego zamiast tych smutów
buraki
totally happened to me before, if there is a strong gust of wind before you hop in the car it happens. lol
At least she has hair…..
oopsie, never mind
lol, yep I have done that. its a way to stay awake on long trips so seeing as shes still awake its kinda not a fail…
– other ideas-
*turn radio on hard rock…loud hard rock.
* turn AC on full blast. (cant fall asleep if you are shivering).
* talk to some one on the phone…as she is doing* all at the same time!
normally this all takes place after all redbull and coffee efforts have failed.
driving while talking on the cell phone fail also!
pleez tel meh itz not hiz fingurz???
This is a lot easier to do than most people think. In other words, people who have never had hair long enough to get caught in a car door. OW. I used to catch mine on branches and various other things too. I went through a period in my life where I didn’t have money to keep visiting styling salons so I just grew it out–and I finally got a clue and started braiding it rather than keep getting it caught on everything. The other fun part of long hair is keeping it picked up off the floor at home. You know how a cat or dog sheds? This is worse. >.<
i’ve actually seen something like this on the highway!
except it was the hood of the guy’s sweater. so, should he sneeze, he would choke.
this question might have been asked before but here goes anyway:
how did this nice girls get her tale stuck in the window? she must have rolled it up really, really fast.. (or on purpose *gasp*)
This picture = fail
people do this so that they don’t fall asleep while driving
Absolutely hilarious! Only a dumb person with long hair and of course talking on the cell phone. Priceless.