Comments on: Jihad Fail http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 16:01:00 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: real first http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-805607 real first Sun, 28 Feb 2010 16:35:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-805607 I r teh WIN!!! I r teh WIN!!!

]]> By: Zarathusta http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-769707 Zarathusta Thu, 28 Jan 2010 07:39:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-769707 If only they could learn English and then speak/spell it correctly. Indians, Arabs, Iranians, Iraqians, Chinese, whatever. Learn to speak and spell English and maybe the world wouldn't hate you so much. If only they could learn English and then speak/spell it correctly.

Indians, Arabs, Iranians, Iraqians, Chinese, whatever. Learn to speak and spell English and maybe the world wouldn’t hate you so much.

]]> By: rickadillo http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-761685 rickadillo Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:41:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-761685 you can't catch down syndrome or caner dimwad. Down syndrome yuo're born with, caner isn't contageous. F**king tool you can’t catch down syndrome or caner dimwad. Down syndrome yuo’re born with, caner isn’t contageous. F**king tool

]]> By: Oystein http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-756467 Oystein Tue, 19 Jan 2010 01:15:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-756467 Then put your juice in a concentration camp. (I'm going to hell for that one.) Then put your juice in a concentration camp.
(I’m going to hell for that one.)

]]> By: miasaurus_rex http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-728910 miasaurus_rex Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:26:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-728910 Ohhhh darling, you out there may think you know us, own us or even control us, but here's the truth: WE DON'T NEED YOU. We don't need your help or protection. All you Americans just like to feel like you're powerful. I train Marines, and I'm not even 20 yet. So just play your little game and we'll pull out the big guns when you need your arses saved. Ohhhh darling, you out there may think you know us, own us or even control us, but here’s the truth: WE DON’T NEED YOU. We don’t need your help or protection. All you Americans just like to feel like you’re powerful. I train Marines, and I’m not even 20 yet. So just play your little game and we’ll pull out the big guns when you need your arses saved.

]]> By: Paula http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-656249 Paula Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:40:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-656249 That makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over. That makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over.

]]> By: pigmaster http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-642904 pigmaster Sat, 17 Oct 2009 12:34:20 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-642904 YOU FAIL!!! Islamofascist is only for losers... Islamofascist fails haha :)) YOU FAIL!!!
Islamofascist is only for losers…
Islamofascist fails

haha :) )

]]> By: ericrw http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-598615 ericrw Wed, 09 Sep 2009 05:44:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-598615 god finally someone is brave enough to speak out against that damn juice (i think orange is the leader) god finally someone is brave enough to speak out against that damn juice (i think orange is the leader)

]]> By: Gegglebot http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-575240 Gegglebot Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:45:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-575240 Forage. Forage.

]]> By: toren frost http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-561407 toren frost Thu, 13 Aug 2009 02:32:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-561407 omg! hide the Tropicana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg! hide the Tropicana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: neziwi http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-557458 neziwi Mon, 10 Aug 2009 17:55:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-557458 lol Florida isn't a company!! lol Florida isn’t a company!!

]]> By: julia http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-556838 julia Mon, 10 Aug 2009 04:50:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-556838 He must hate juice... I don't like orange juice, but why kill it? Florida will go out of buisness! He must hate juice… I don’t like orange juice, but why kill it? Florida will go out of buisness!

]]> By: Lamp http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-534073 Lamp Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:44:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-534073 LOL down with juice up with beer!! LOL down with juice up with beer!!

]]> By: Jocko http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-516024 Jocko Mon, 13 Jul 2009 09:47:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-516024 ock nodz ock nodz

]]> By: Angel http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-511773 Angel Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:13:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-511773 He drinks the juice's blood after he kills it. He drinks the juice’s blood after he kills it.

]]> By: Mister Ritsim http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-449212 Mister Ritsim Wed, 03 Jun 2009 02:20:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-449212 Jihad fail? Jihad fails! Jihad fail? Jihad fails!

]]> By: jobiff http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-384864 jobiff Wed, 22 Apr 2009 12:38:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-384864 can i have a juice box? orange pls:) can i have a juice box? orange pls:)

]]> By: Isaac http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-338461 Isaac Tue, 24 Mar 2009 20:13:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-338461 He must never be thirsty He must never be thirsty

]]> By: muslim http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-334308 muslim Sun, 22 Mar 2009 08:44:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-334308 Islam and muslims are up, and u are down! Islam and muslims are up, and u are down!

]]> By: WryGrin http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-323679 WryGrin Sat, 14 Mar 2009 07:20:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-323679 ... no comment. … no comment.

]]> By: Infidel http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-317976 Infidel Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:27:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-317976 F these towel heads, go blow yourself up. F these towel heads, go blow yourself up.

]]> By: Dana http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-314387 Dana Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:14:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-314387 Here's another thought to chew on: A white American rants about turning Iraq or Iran into a parking lot, and he gets a free pass. There are still white supremacist groups in the U.S. agitating against Jews, and they get a free pass. CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANS want to see all Jews convert or die, and they get a free pass. I mean, the whole reason they support the existence of Israel is so that Armageddon will come which, in their theology, means JEWS WILL DIE. That is their whole purpose. That's it. You Zionists out there who welcome their support are SUCKERS. But this guy ought to go to jail for holding a sign, especially considering what Israelis are doing to his religious brethren in Palestine? Yeah, OK, whatever. Either treat all anti-semites the same or admit you're just racist and religiously bigoted. And if he's Arab, he isn't really an anti-semite anyway, because Arabs are a Semitic people. It'd be like calling the Irish anti-white. America is one big history-knowledge fail. Here’s another thought to chew on: A white American rants about turning Iraq or Iran into a parking lot, and he gets a free pass. There are still white supremacist groups in the U.S. agitating against Jews, and they get a free pass. CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANS want to see all Jews convert or die, and they get a free pass. I mean, the whole reason they support the existence of Israel is so that Armageddon will come which, in their theology, means JEWS WILL DIE. That is their whole purpose. That’s it. You Zionists out there who welcome their support are SUCKERS. But this guy ought to go to jail for holding a sign, especially considering what Israelis are doing to his religious brethren in Palestine? Yeah, OK, whatever. Either treat all anti-semites the same or admit you’re just racist and religiously bigoted. And if he’s Arab, he isn’t really an anti-semite anyway, because Arabs are a Semitic people. It’d be like calling the Irish anti-white. America is one big history-knowledge fail.

]]> By: Dana http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-314377 Dana Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:07:46 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-314377 Sure, if you learn how to spell in Arabic. Sure, if you learn how to spell in Arabic.

]]> By: Dana http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-314376 Dana Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:06:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-314376 It'd be a jihad fail even if it were spelled right. Jews are considered People of the Book and there's no theological reason, in Islam, to kill them. There's a passage or two in the Qur'an that get trotted out by Zionists and various crazies to "prove" Muslims are supposed to kill Jews but they're a reference to a specific group of Jews in Muhammad's day who were supposed to be his allies and yet betrayed him to his enemies. You'd be irate too. Anyway... yeah. It’d be a jihad fail even if it were spelled right. Jews are considered People of the Book and there’s no theological reason, in Islam, to kill them. There’s a passage or two in the Qur’an that get trotted out by Zionists and various crazies to “prove” Muslims are supposed to kill Jews but they’re a reference to a specific group of Jews in Muhammad’s day who were supposed to be his allies and yet betrayed him to his enemies. You’d be irate too. Anyway… yeah.

]]> By: Shaan http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-307868 Shaan Wed, 04 Mar 2009 06:52:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-307868 ........Arthur Eld's comment - FAIL ……..Arthur Eld’s comment – FAIL

]]> By: assassin http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-301990 assassin Sat, 28 Feb 2009 01:07:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-301990 Um....how did you get this photo? Unless this is my ex-co worker (who took this photo on his mobile) How did you manage to steal this from me????? Um….how did you get this photo?
Unless this is my ex-co worker (who took this photo on his mobile)
How did you manage to steal this from me?????

]]> By: B. Toad http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-301698 B. Toad Fri, 27 Feb 2009 20:11:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-301698 DEATH TO ALL SODA DEATH TO ALL SODA

]]> By: styles http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-299380 styles Thu, 26 Feb 2009 07:27:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-299380 I wonder if this applies to acidic juice. I wonder if this applies to acidic juice.

]]> By: TrixRabbi http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-297708 TrixRabbi Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:27:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-297708 Dammit! Adding "Fail" only detracts from the humor. It's a funny image without it. UNNECESSARY USE OF THE WORD 'FAIL' FAIL! Dammit! Adding “Fail” only detracts from the humor. It’s a funny image without it. UNNECESSARY USE OF THE WORD ‘FAIL’ FAIL!

]]> By: The Random Failure http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-296293 The Random Failure Tue, 24 Feb 2009 00:13:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-296293 Hitler also hate juice.... Hitler also hate juice….

]]> By: Sieg http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-291405 Sieg Thu, 19 Feb 2009 23:09:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-291405 Are we actually expecting something intelligent from these terrorists? Are we actually expecting something intelligent from these terrorists?

]]> By: Selchie http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-288448 Selchie Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:30:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-288448 Yes, inciting homocide (well, genocide actually) is a crime and, in the uk at least, it carries the same penalty as homocide. Moreover, as the moron obviously meant to encourage the killing of jews, not juice, he cannot rely on the excuse that he was encouraging the destruction of, say, orange juice- which is, at most, criminal damage. He should be in jail but, unfortunately, most forces don't have the time, money or jail-space to arrest, try and imprison everyone who incites mass murder. Yes, inciting homocide (well, genocide actually) is a crime and, in the uk at least, it carries the same penalty as homocide. Moreover, as the moron obviously meant to encourage the killing of jews, not juice, he cannot rely on the excuse that he was encouraging the destruction of, say, orange juice- which is, at most, criminal damage.

He should be in jail but, unfortunately, most forces don’t have the time, money or jail-space to arrest, try and imprison everyone who incites mass murder.

]]> By: Whatever http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-287762 Whatever Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:08:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-287762 Wow, way to be anti-American *and* anti-Semitic all in one post. Wow, way to be anti-American *and* anti-Semitic all in one post.

]]> By: s http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-287132 s Tue, 17 Feb 2009 04:27:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-287132 lol 72 virgins fail lol 72 virgins fail

]]> By: Razan http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-287077 Razan Tue, 17 Feb 2009 02:18:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-287077 this is very racist this is very racist

]]> By: Mad Dog http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-286949 Mad Dog Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:08:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-286949 Hey, isn't inciting people to commit murder a crime? Even murdering Zionist Juice is still illegal. (Yes, I know, he didn't actually say to kill Juice, but it's a pretty pathetic and unlikely wish that the Zionist Juice would simply fall down dead without any human intervention. It's an implied command.) Was this guy thrown in jail? Hey, isn’t inciting people to commit murder a crime? Even murdering Zionist Juice is still illegal. (Yes, I know, he didn’t actually say to kill Juice, but it’s a pretty pathetic and unlikely wish that the Zionist Juice would simply fall down dead without any human intervention. It’s an implied command.) Was this guy thrown in jail?

]]> By: Mad Dog http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-286925 Mad Dog Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:51:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-286925 Islamofascists are one big fail. If you have nothing to offer but intolerance, dishonesty, and brutality, you have nothing worth having. We should see more Islamofascist fails here. Islamofascists are one big fail. If you have nothing to offer but intolerance, dishonesty, and brutality, you have nothing worth having. We should see more Islamofascist fails here.

]]> By: L http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-286653 L Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:59:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-286653 shup up. dick shup up. dick

]]> By: L http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-286649 L Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:57:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-286649 because it's IMPLIED! like i said before, it souldn't have to be thought about. and actually there are details that prove they are women if you'd bother to look, so don't say "Doesn’t say anywhere they are female." because it’s IMPLIED! like i said before, it souldn’t have to be thought about. and actually there are details that prove they are women if you’d bother to look, so don’t say “Doesn’t say anywhere they are female.”

]]> By: L http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-286639 L Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:52:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-286639 because it's IMPLIED! it souldn't have to be thought about. and actually there are details that prove they are women if you'd bother to look, so don't say "Doesn’t say anywhere they are female." because it’s IMPLIED! it souldn’t have to be thought about. and actually there are details that prove they are women if you’d bother to look, so don’t say “Doesn’t say anywhere they are female.”

]]> By: Elkku http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-285141 Elkku Sun, 15 Feb 2009 10:49:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-285141 DEATH TO ALL JUICE! DEATH TO ALL JUICE!

]]> By: Paul Ankh http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-284942 Paul Ankh Sat, 14 Feb 2009 22:12:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-284942 He don lyk HeBrew. Hiz sister can suck the (zionist) juice off mah dick. He don lyk HeBrew.

Hiz sister can suck the (zionist) juice off mah dick.

]]> By: Agent Alto http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-284394 Agent Alto Sat, 14 Feb 2009 05:09:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-284394 Please don't kill my juice. Please don’t kill my juice.

]]> By: TheOddball http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-282972 TheOddball Fri, 13 Feb 2009 03:30:20 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-282972 No no no... It's WD-40. You guys were going about it all wrong.... No no no…
It’s WD-40.
You guys were going about it all wrong….

]]> By: Kulan http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-282727 Kulan Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:41:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-282727 yummm...juice yummm…juice

]]> By: A Jew http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-282123 A Jew Thu, 12 Feb 2009 13:35:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-282123 Yesterday, i was a normal jew. But today, i'm an apple jew :D Yesterday, i was a normal jew.
But today, i’m an apple jew :D

]]> By: rdt http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-281667 rdt Wed, 11 Feb 2009 22:36:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-281667 It's simple: that guy is angry with Juice because AbraHAM is their relative. It’s simple: that guy is angry with Juice because AbraHAM is their relative.

]]> By: slaggingham http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-281621 slaggingham Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:57:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-281621 Juice. Muslins. Surely, you get the idea. Juice. Muslins. Surely, you get the idea.

]]> By: slaggingham http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-281619 slaggingham Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:56:22 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-281619 Yeah, that was the point. Juice. Muslins. It was intentional, fool. Yeah, that was the point.

Juice.
Muslins.

It was intentional, fool.

]]> By: Natasha http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/#comment-281067 Natasha Wed, 11 Feb 2009 15:19:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12507#comment-281067 oh chillax. it's just a joke. oh chillax. it’s just a joke.

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