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Bill Frist!
ZOMG i was so first
Bill Frist says no.
its on like donkey kong
Bill Frist has already diagnosed you with fail.
i accidently read your comment and i caught AIDS, down-syndrome and cancer. i have also developed a dislike for small children
While those are all fun and exciting symptoms, the dislike for small children will serve you well and prevent future pregnancies.
no your gay
He owns someone gay?
There’s always something left to own, even in times of economic crisis.
noobs?
No bewbs for them … or me.
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewbs!
neeb fail=\
+1 on the beeeoooooooobs
more leik +2
im not sure where this is going so illl just nod silently
*unexpectedly nods silently*
whos Bill?
Former Senator Bill Frist of Terri Schiavo infamy.
Here, this guy and “diagnosing” ability:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Frist#Schiavo_case
He “diagnosed” her by looking at a video of her. Meanwhile, actual doctors practicing actual medicine on her actual person diagnosed her with “Her brain is mush, pull the plug”-itis.
I hear thats fatal.
Over Congress’ dead legislative body it is…
I diagnose you by reading your comment.
I diagnose you with FAIL.
It’s a common ailment.
But small children are so tasty!
you can’t catch down syndrome or caner dimwad. Down syndrome yuo’re born with, caner isn’t contageous. F**king tool
OH NOZ I NEED MAH OJ!
He was guilty. His crime: being too funky fresh
This was right after the trial, these guys were giving their opinion about who they thought the ‘real killer’ actually was.
Death to juice! Long live the beer!
Death to Juice! Beer’s Okay. Long Live Old No.7!
No no no…
It’s WD-40.
You guys were going about it all wrong….
I r teh WIN!!!
first!, i am pro
Sadly, no.
what a blow.
Nice try, though.
I’m afraid you need to go.
Hurry up. You’re being too slow.
Those mushrooms are giving a bright green glow…
Yo momma is a hoe
How is there so much greenish-yellow?
Orange.
c-c-c-combo breaker, yo.
nest.
door hinge.
Forage.
It’s something that you ought to know.
I second that. Damn juice! Hooray for beer!
Exterminate the lemonade!
Lemonade had it coming.
If only she HAD dressed like a slut…
I prefer a vodka lemonade over a red-headed slut.
Well, I guess that leaves a night of hot, sweaty slut sex with me out. Here’s your vodka lemonade…
I’m not fussed, can I have both?
*hrmpf* No, what kind of slut do you take me for?
Oh. I guess you are obviously hiding a girlfriend from your mom, then!
And I bet she is just f-a-b-u-l-o-u-s.
(sequel in case the first joke doesn’t ring a bell).
I like my orange juice concentrated.
I like my OJ incarcerated…
I prefer mine on Death Row for double homicide.
I prefer my juice with a muffin.
I prefer my juicy muffin.
Bowling Japanese girl prefer to show off her muffin butt.
(Old fail…click my name to see.)
No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it’s dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
That’s why I’m bowling Japanese
I think I’m bowling Japanese
I really think so
.
POP welcome back. Where have you been?
I’ve been around, lurking.
I had been having some problems maintaining my internet connection in the wee hours of the morning, which is the time of day I like to visit this site. It seems like that’s been cleared up (knock on wood!) so you may be seeing more of me in the next few days…
Trouble maintaining a connection? Happens to a lot of Internet users when they reach a certain age.
Good to see you back Blue. We need your humor.
Then put your juice in a concentration camp.
(I’m going to hell for that one.)
What was it supposed to mean? Justice? That would hardly make any sense. Any suggestions?
‘Death to all Jews’ maybe
Damn, of course.
Stolen LOL fail. This was done a month ago on Pundit Kitchen and with a better caption (click my name to see it).
ZOMFG SOMEONE ON TEH INTERTUBESES FOUND THE SAME PIKTUR AND PUT A CAPSHUN TO IT DIFFERENT FROM ANUTHER IDENTACL PIKTUR WIT DIFFRENT CAPSHUN IT IZ TEH THEIFERY!!!
For you, I will spell this out: S-h-u-t-t-h-e-f-u-c-k-u-p
Oh, and LittleGreenFootballs.com had this picture in December, moron.
Wow. You might want to have that tourettes problem checked out.
Wow. you might want to have that whining problem checked out.
“Oh, *whine* someone took a picture that was captioned elsewhere and captioned it here again *cry…butthurt*”
Last I checked, they don’t treat whining, but I’m sure something can be done for your apparent rectal problem.
Not my problem that you set yourself up for pwnage. You claimed this site stole it from another site when they’re both the same site AND tried to claim that site had it first when the picture had in fact originated elsewhere earlier, and probably earlier than that from somewhere else.
You might want to have a doctor check to see if you have failitis.
I never claimed this site stole from another site. I implied that “Jose T” lamely copied the picture from another place on the same site, and the FailBlog editors approved a picture that already appeared elsewhere on the same site.
Redundancy in humor is rarely a good thing.
Anyway, my real point, and I think you’ll back me up on this one is, RAAAAR!! THE INTORN3T IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!1!SIN(90°)!!1!
lol Your own words betray you. LOL
“Stolen LOL fail. This was done a month ago on Pundit Kitchen and with a better caption (click my name to see it).”
What?
Death to all textspeakers!!!!!!!
Um, you know Pundit Kitchen and FailBlog are both part of the Cheezburger network, right? It’s like saying your right hand stole from your left.
I never did trust my left hand, incompetent bastard.
My right hand doesn’t know what my left hand is doing.
That’s all so… just biblical, man…
Like… And the juice came up out of Egypt and settled in the land of Canaan.
Let my ribenaberries go!
Omg! Random confession time: I saved up tokens and actually had a chuckling ribenaberry – I probably still have it somewhere.
And the Lord looked at what he had made, both man and berry, and saw that it was good.
ME TOO! Me and another lad at the office got several each and made them chuckle at each other. For some reason the res of the office found this irritating and went mad with us.
Can you imagine if I worked in your office…
We could have had three!
= A kind of heaven.
Better than a chuckling marimo, if you know what I mean…
That means I done a fail, cos I emailed this very pic to failblog on 8th Jan, which was the same day it went on Pundit Kitchen but where I never saw it ’cause I’d never heard of it until just now.
well apparantly it IS possible to plagiarize yourself….
Didn’t you say that once before?
Exactly like this time…OMG, call a lawyer…SUE SUE SUE
Yes?
Oh… I had no idea you were a lawyer
I work at Acorn & Nuts, Attornies at Law.
Is this an offshoot of FailBOG Co. Inc?
No, it’s just where Sue works. I work at FailBOG.
Have to say, I did like that caption better. But I’m glad to see this pic on Failblog too, because then more people get to see it.
I think he doesn’t like zionist (orange) juice or so!
It vocalizes very closely to Jews. It’s this hate filled, islamofacists way of dodging the hate speech laws.
He thinks he is clever.
Until I read this I couldn’t figure out what he meant to say. Thanks. I don’t know about dodging any laws. He could simply be a dip.
Comment fail.
You only have to look at that guy once to realize he doesn’t think. He’s clearly a man of action.
For some reason when I read that the guitar opening to Secret Agent Man leapt into my consciousness.
words do not become him?
……..Arthur Eld’s comment – FAIL
*Sniffle* But I loveded mah juice…. You can’t kills it….*sniffle*
‘Sokay…we’ll get you some more juice. That bad protester doesn’t like it when we squeeze our lemons.
“Squeeze our lemons.” That’s euphetastic!
*squeezes own lemons, then someone else’s* Indeed it is!
Why all this hate for O.J.?!
It’s juice in general, not only O.J. Cranberry juice will also burn in hell!
That’s juicegenation, I tell you!
R.I.P. Mitch Hedburg!!!!
Apple juice needs to die, too! The only juice that shall be spared is grape juice!
Grape juice must survive!
Hey, hey, hey! Apple juice hasn’t done any harm! It fills kids all over the world with concentrated and sugar-added goodness! Oh — and does cider count as juice, too? If so, I must soon buy a safe! LONG LIVE CIDER!
*Grabs the keyboard from Sue and swats her hand* No, no, no, young lady! Didn’t I tell you to stay away from the computer? *Shakes head in shame while tsk-ing*
NO! Grape juice must also die so that it may be brought back from the dead (in zombie form) and called “whine”.
Or are you suggesting everyone stop whining too?
it’s because the gloves didn’t fit.
yes… O.J. Simpson must die! lol
Perhaps less time in “teh bomb” making class and more time in “teh spelin” class is in order?
The virgins in paradise don’t care about spelling. But you have to know how to get into paradise!
By Allah! Those idiots, don’t they know? it’s 45 or 76 or (huge number) for ALL the Jihadist, not Each Jihadist! They’re probably all pregnant and bitchy by now.
Oh. Can you help me then to get rid of this…err…belt, please?
72.
They are all former failblog firsters.
5 Stars. Shit, that LOL really hurt.
Just 72? Damn!
Only a week’s worth for blowing your ass up? Not a Deal!
I’d hope they’re all young, but surely there’s dried up, wrinkled, sand blasted, 83 yr old, never married, virgins in the group. “Ah, um, nooo, thanks anyway Great Auntie Jasmina, ((shudder)), I’ll pass, you just keep gumming that date.”
Hello Amber!
Let me take Great Aunt Jasmina off your hands. As long as she’ll share her dates I think she might suit me better than a room full of sex-hungry houris. *shivers*
nope 42
Who says they’re female anyway?
Their Vaginas.
Must have been part of their Monologues…
Who says they aren’t (seedless) raisins? (Fascinating Guardian article for anyone interested– “Virgins? What virgins?”)
because it’s IMPLIED! like i said before, it souldn’t have to be thought about. and actually there are details that prove they are women if you’d bother to look, so don’t say “Doesn’t say anywhere they are female.”
If the Muslims are lucky.
Bitching pregnant women are usually a better company – and certainly a better screw – than virgins in their most excellent mood.
shup up. dick
Well, knocking on Heaven’s door is almost paradise, so…
What happens if it’s extra virgin olives? I don’t like olives.
(I assume extra virgin olive oil is made from extra virgin olives, anything else wouldn’t make sense)
72 olives between that many people is a poor buffet.
Yeah, and rape oil… why are people not more upset about that stuff? Battery hens have nothing on it.
Maybe they are male virgins! :]
Doesn’t say anywhere they are female.
The whole “pregnant” thing in Bob’s speech kind of insinuates to the female persuasion, by the by.
because it’s IMPLIED! it souldn’t have to be thought about. and actually there are details that prove they are women if you’d bother to look, so don’t say “Doesn’t say anywhere they are female.”
LOL he was trying to say “jews”
No, he’s actually a baseball fan sick of all the steroid scandals.
Clean sports rally win.
Stating the obvious: WIN
Having anything worthwhile to say: FAIL
Obviosity fail.
I really like frshly squeezed pine apple jews!
pineapple is one word ass-hat
Sentences are begun by capitalizing the first letter of the first word and are ended with a form of punctuation, needle dick.
And the disturbing thing is some people are into needling their dicks. Thanks, but I prefer having just the one hole in my dick.
You commented on pine apple but said nothing about frshly and call him a name for having an added space. There is a good sized degree of patheticness here.
technically, wouldn’t an “ass hat” be pants?
Bonus fail: is the guy behind him holding his camera sideways?
Your fail: Both our anti-Juicite and another guy in the background off to his right are looking at some action off-screen to the right, where the video camera is pointed.
That’s tha gangsta way of holdin’ it, yo!
Behead those who say Islam is intolerant!!!
Down with the Juice!
Or to quote another idiot, “Get a brain morans?”
Please tell me this dude is not talking about strawberry banana juice….That would not be cool!
The juice was behind 9/11
AMERICA FUK YEAH COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MUTHAT FUKN WORLD
Your post makes Baby Jesus want to grow up to be a Furry and that makes all of us cry.
kiss my a$$ and suck on my balls
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I’m between your thighs.
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I’ll sit on your face, and then I’ll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we’re blown away
I went.
I came!
I go.
I saw and conquered.
I’ve been there, I’ve done that.
Veni vidi vici
Livin’ la vida loca?
Viva la vida! *Starts singing, “I used to rule the world… seas would rise when I gave the word…”
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.
I couldn’t bring myself to watch the whole movie…but I haven’t looked at the Thunderbirds the same since.
Watch it, it’s HILARIOUS.
You’ll also never look at Kim Jung Il the same way again.
eyem ronery
sew ronery
sew roney
and sadry arone
deres no one
jus me onrey
sitting on my rittre frone
i work rerry hard
and make up great prans
but no body ristens
no one understands
feers rike no one takes me seriousreeeeeeeeeee
sew im ronery
*sigh*
just a rittre ronery
poor rittre meeeeeee
Oh no! Hans Brix!
Moderate Muslim fail.
The whole ‘don’t call us violent or we’ll kill you’ thing.
what in the hell???
lucifer: what? something wrong with my virgins??
and ju(st)ice for all
I dont want your st. juice
Hmmm, anti-Pulpist attitude. Let me guess, you’re a Protestant?
I dont believe in your false idols like orange and apple juice!
We should spout off an email to the Citrus Anti-Defamation League.
POTATO!!!
*confirms the Mikey D law*
ARMAGEDDON!
Raggit the Gerbil, may he RIP.
*SQUEEZE*
*Grabs Magritte by the hands and dances round*
I’ve submitted this picture a week ago with “Anti-Semitism fail”, Which sounds much funnier to me. Don’t know why it was decided to be published with “Jihad fail”
Juice Jihad sounds better, (alliteration and all). Plus maybe the guy really really hates juice, calling him Anti-Semite would be prejuiced.
Welcome to Juice Jihad, fatwa can I get you?
Camel Milk, warm and curdled please?
Oh, and a nice crisp Kosher Pickle, perhaps?
True. Besides, it makes perfect sense that he would be anti-juice. Isn’t his the religion of peas?
I agree, “Anti-Semitism fail” was better and these guys hardly look “Jihad”. Look at the guy smiling in the background.
They are all staring at the busted down wall that the Kool-Aid man just went through! “Oh noooo!”
Welcome
Uhm, thank you? It seems like the right thing to say…
Notice the guy left of the juice hater. He looks as if he’s trying to take away the sign, maybe saying something like “you’re so embarassing, man”.
Not as embarrassing as his brother, who lit himself on fire with a burning American flag!
Amen, yo…
Maybe he just doesn’t like OJ Simpson…
drink apple juice because oj will kill you
Or encouraging OJ to kill more people “Death to all, COMMA, Juice!”
Charlton Heston part the Red Sea for the Juice.
lmao i love this site
iTunes fanatic.
I demand juicetice!
Dear GAWD! There’s a MUSLIMA.com dating ad >>>>
well, juice does have sugar.
and…….
What’s really funny is that it looks like he might have spelled “Zionist” correctly. I have to wonder if this was just some dude punking a pro-Palestinian rally…
And so he killed all the cranberry juice, and the next day got a bad bladder infection. Juice REVENGE!
Cramps did spread throughout the land and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Hey! All Juice is a friend of mine. That’s not cool.
For a fair and balanced coverage failblog should’ve also shown the pro-juice demonstration on the other side of the road. Of course, they were milk-haters, so it’s also not pc.
OMG! Such a flagrant attempt at libation polarisation!
I can understand him being mad, he wanted orange and the machine gave him lemmon-lime..
WTF???????
^ aRTHUR DUMBS.
But I like my juice *sad face*. Someone please protect our juice! (unless it’s the vegetable kind then I totally agree that it has to go)
I’d like to sqeeze the pulp out of this tard.
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Sow de bola
gostei……..
Duplicate fail!
Duplex flail!
Coca-Cola’s viral marketing is getting out of hand.
this is no fail, he is just smart! if he had written “death to all jews” he probably would have been arrested since they are in the US! furthermore he wrote zionistic above juice.
so next time just think before you randonmly fail an innocent anti-semite
“if he had written ‘death to all jews’ he probably would have been arrested since they are in the US”
wtf? That’s retarded. When have you EVER seen something like that happen in the US?
Wow, way to be anti-American *and* anti-Semitic all in one post.
YOU FINALLY POSTED IT!!!!
I was beginning to think you didn’t find it near as funny as I did.
Thanks Failblog!
everyone looks so serious and angry….
the guy at the back left is f*ckin lovin it
He’s a lemonade man, himself.
It’s funny because it’s actually not funny. Where’s the fail? Juice must die!
What’s up with you, Funnyboi? Completly new approach?
Failboi brings the funny?
He barely brings the boi, let alone the funny.
YAY!
Oops. Hang on.
YAY! He lives!
(There we go, that’s better)
Wow, this was a fail even before the typo.
Death to all slurpies.
Oh you can kiss the fattest part of my ass. Slurpees are the bomb.
So is juice. That’s not the point.
Death to all teas.
Death by tea bag!
Don’t teas me, bro!
DEATH TO ALL SODA
HA! this is great! luving it! epic translation fail!
DRINK ALL JUICE !!
Give the guy a break! His brother lost his hands in a Juice-Man.
If he had write “jews”, he would have been censored. It is not a fail at all. Could even be a win.
Homonym win!
should it have been Jews or justice?
anyhow
JEWISH – JUICE. THEY RAIMS.
I’ll guess, Juice Iced.
juice is too delicious… it must be EVIL!!!
Members of some anti-Semitic groups in some European countries intentionally misspell “Jews” on their posters to avoid hate crime legislation. This guy’s basically weaselling his way through a legal loophole to advocate in public for killing Jews. Yeah, it’s a fail on many levels, but not a humorous one.
that makes no sense. it´s still obviously meant to be jews, but now hel ooks like an idiot on top of it all.
I’m not sure this isn’t an intentional irony win.
GAH, JUICE!! WE WANT THEM OUT!!
This is not a FAIL, this done for legal reasons, to avoid hate speach.
He’s Lime ist?
42. Simple as that.
Maybe he doesn’t like juice, especially right after brushing his teeth. You can’t blame the guy.
At least it’s only Zionist juice he wants to die.
F this, I submitted this pic over a month ago with the caption “anti-semitic fail”
F you, I submitted your comment over a month ago except it read “jealousy fail”.
He no like the Juice or Kisstians!
WTH I tried posting this ages ago!
And it didnt get posted , how unfair.
Juice by Sarah.
How rude, I submitted this first. Favouritism!!
he owns a coffee shop.
he hates jamba juice.
i can see nahmmud ahmadinijad in the middle of the left side XD
Down with juice. D:
Milk! Milk! Milk and cookies, WEEEEEEEEE!
Hey!!!!
I submitted that one months ago!!
Apple Juice Too?!
i never win
WHAT ABOUT THE PURPLE JUICE? WHY DOESN’T ANYONE THINK OF THE PURPLE JUICE?!
Reminds me of this:
http://blog.feefifoto.com/images/2008/03/01/jews24.jpg
Tooo cute!!!!
mmm. Fresh-squeezed zionist juice ^_^
Someone should burn a carton of OJ in front of the guy
God damn, I hate juice!
You are all dull conformist clerks!
That’s a win actually.
A call for genocide is a crime.
Wrong spelling of the words allows him to avoid being pursuaded by law while expressing his opinion.
i got purseuded by a pair of shoes once
SCREW JUICE / LONG LIVE JACK DANIEL’S
Juice+Booze?
Yum… Cranapple+Sprit+Vodka+Lime!
I kill juice all the time.
Sprit.. The Jihad way of spelling Sprite.
Oh snap. He thinks OJ is guilty also…
What the picture doesn’t show is the other side of the street. The Death to Milk crowd was just organizing.
Say it isn’t so.. : (
Of course it’s correct! I translated it online…
Death to all muslins!
Muslin-a cotton fabric made in various degrees of fineness and often printed, woven, or embroidered in patterns, esp. a cotton fabric of plain weave, used for sheets and for a variety of other purposes.
Hmm.. Death to all muslins? really?
I sorta think that was the joke, man…
Yeah, that was the point.
Juice.
Muslins.
It was intentional, fool.
Juice. Muslins. Surely, you get the idea.
OH NOES >:<
buba likes orange juice, don’t kill it. PLEASE ;_;
Death to all the juice!!
*stabs buba’s orange juice*
HAHA!!
Oy vey gevalt!
Protesting OJ Simpson!
Well, at least he’s honest..
Actually he stole the pen and paper.
made this tip months ago..
Apparently you are the ONLY one who did.
BEEP!! BEEP!! BEEP!! BEEP!! BEEP!! BEEP!! BEEP!! BEEP!!
Oh no! the sarcasm meter! Aaarrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
of course I was, I am the one.
I drink juice for breakfast!!!!!!
OJ deserves it!
Hmm maybe that’s his ‘press’ card….
he actually is/was a jew who converted to islam – but this isn’t a fail, this is exactly the publicity he wants…this is the jihad
I like to think that somebody (to his left) has just given him the placard to hold for a moment and he’s asking “Why? What does it say?” And now he on the internets and a Jihadi superstar. And his parents are at home giving interviews to their local newspapers and saying “But he was always such a good vegetarian!”
Maybe instead of investing their money in blowing up the freaking world, they should investing in teaching themselves how to FREAKING SPELL!
Gah…this is why I hate people sometimes…..
Sure, if you learn how to spell in Arabic.
quick! Hide the OJ!
WHAT ABOUT THE PURPLE DRINK?!
no, hide the apple juice first! And, yeah, if he’s gonna hold up a sign, then he better spell it right. Good thing he didn’t spell it right.
mmm applejews
HAH! XD
Are we at all suprised that people who blindly hate another group for no good reason are morons.
You all fail. ’nuff said.
tmsm;dr
Too many spelling mistakes; didn’t read.
Few things, because this got under my skin for some reason:
1. Technically you’re right, it’s genocide.
2. Jihad isn’t about killing people, however there is Jihad as-sayf, one of four “pillars” of Jihad which involves (or is as an excuse for) struggle against non-Muslims.
3. I’m not assuming he’s Muslim just on his skin colour, I’m also assuming based on the apparel he’s wearing and the zionist comment.
I’d wager quite a few people here are a lot more educated than you (even if mildly insane), so don’t go about calling them a shame to humanity.
4. You might have forgotten some letters on your post.
oh chillax. it’s just a joke.
Does Ron Popeil know about this?
Oh damn that apple and grape juice!
The Muslims truly are ignorant!
LOL FAIL
I was actually there. This was New York, and I was standing next to the guy who took this photo. Ironically there were Jews in the march… standing a few feet away. Nothing was being censored. He wrote the ‘zionist’ bit in after someone complained that it was wholly offensive.
Then he started chanting down with the west, down with American capitalism, we must all convert to Islam!
Good march.
I was actually there. This was New York, and I was standing next to the guy who took this photo. Ironically there were Jews in the march… standing a few feet away. Nothing was being censored. He wrote the ‘zionist’ bit in after someone complained that it was wholly offensive.
Then he started chanting down with the west, down with American capitalism, we must all convert to Islam!
Good march.
What is funny is that morons like this get to represent the whole middle east as pushed by the media. it sucks for people like me who aren’t wankers like this dude and the dude in the pic that looks like hes trying to grab the sign off him.
*sigh* intelligence fail.
I could see death to V8, maybe. but death to all juice? No way!
Should’ve had a V8.
wasn’t this guy spotted outside Minute Maid moments before the bombs threats?
Keyboard fail?
We hate that which we cannot spell…
Gonna go get me a can pf Palace Tinned Yams.
oh ffs.
*OF
That’s what I get for being so jolly satisfied with my own low grade humour.
The ironic thing is that even if he could spell the sign correctly, he’d still FAIL.
I zoomed in to the pic on my iPod and noticed that it says ZIONIST above juice
“Right? Yeah, it’s right. I checked it on Google.”
Didn’t crash mine. Hooray for me, I’m .4% win.
Also, Fidel called me for a casting call because I stole that dude’s beard.
Jihadist ASS clown!
At least, when you look closely, they only hate the Zionist Juice, and not all Juice. Mmmmm, tasty Zionist Juice… great in smoothies!
I also love that they *could* spell Zionist…
maybe he did mean to spell it that way, after all who can forgive O.J?
Yes i agree! Juice must all die!
Epic Phail.
Religion…ugh…poisons..
Nuuuuuu not the juice D:
I, for one, find it heartening that muslims are embracing the traditions and customs of their adoptive countries: malignant stupidity and antisemitism- where would the west be without them?
NB: An interesting fact is that the word ‘holy’ means ‘to be different’: the myth is that God created the human race to be identical in race, religeon and language but the human race, being all of one tribe, became, collectively, too powerful and decided to usurp God. They did this by building the tower of Babel, which God struck down. When the people of the tower woke up, they all looked different, spoke different languages and followed different religeons. As the human race was, henseforth, devided, they could never regain that collective strength- or, at least, not until they overcame their differences. Where would we be without racisim, prejudice, malignity and stupidity- the answer is in a “heaven on earth”.
It’s simple: that guy is angry with Juice because AbraHAM is their relative.
Yesterday, i was a normal jew.
But today, i’m an apple jew
yummm…juice
Please don’t kill my juice.
He don lyk HeBrew.
Hiz sister can suck the (zionist) juice off mah dick.
DEATH TO ALL JUICE!
Islamofascists are one big fail. If you have nothing to offer but intolerance, dishonesty, and brutality, you have nothing worth having. We should see more Islamofascist fails here.
Hey, isn’t inciting people to commit murder a crime? Even murdering Zionist Juice is still illegal. (Yes, I know, he didn’t actually say to kill Juice, but it’s a pretty pathetic and unlikely wish that the Zionist Juice would simply fall down dead without any human intervention. It’s an implied command.) Was this guy thrown in jail?
Yes, inciting homocide (well, genocide actually) is a crime and, in the uk at least, it carries the same penalty as homocide. Moreover, as the moron obviously meant to encourage the killing of jews, not juice, he cannot rely on the excuse that he was encouraging the destruction of, say, orange juice- which is, at most, criminal damage.
He should be in jail but, unfortunately, most forces don’t have the time, money or jail-space to arrest, try and imprison everyone who incites mass murder.
this is very racist
lol 72 virgins fail
Are we actually expecting something intelligent from these terrorists?
Hitler also hate juice….
Dammit! Adding “Fail” only detracts from the humor. It’s a funny image without it. UNNECESSARY USE OF THE WORD ‘FAIL’ FAIL!
I wonder if this applies to acidic juice.
Um….how did you get this photo?
Unless this is my ex-co worker (who took this photo on his mobile)
How did you manage to steal this from me?????
It’d be a jihad fail even if it were spelled right. Jews are considered People of the Book and there’s no theological reason, in Islam, to kill them. There’s a passage or two in the Qur’an that get trotted out by Zionists and various crazies to “prove” Muslims are supposed to kill Jews but they’re a reference to a specific group of Jews in Muhammad’s day who were supposed to be his allies and yet betrayed him to his enemies. You’d be irate too. Anyway… yeah.
Here’s another thought to chew on: A white American rants about turning Iraq or Iran into a parking lot, and he gets a free pass. There are still white supremacist groups in the U.S. agitating against Jews, and they get a free pass. CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANS want to see all Jews convert or die, and they get a free pass. I mean, the whole reason they support the existence of Israel is so that Armageddon will come which, in their theology, means JEWS WILL DIE. That is their whole purpose. That’s it. You Zionists out there who welcome their support are SUCKERS. But this guy ought to go to jail for holding a sign, especially considering what Israelis are doing to his religious brethren in Palestine? Yeah, OK, whatever. Either treat all anti-semites the same or admit you’re just racist and religiously bigoted. And if he’s Arab, he isn’t really an anti-semite anyway, because Arabs are a Semitic people. It’d be like calling the Irish anti-white. America is one big history-knowledge fail.
YOU FAIL!!!
Islamofascist is only for losers…
Islamofascist fails
haha
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Ohhhh darling, you out there may think you know us, own us or even control us, but here’s the truth: WE DON’T NEED YOU. We don’t need your help or protection. All you Americans just like to feel like you’re powerful. I train Marines, and I’m not even 20 yet. So just play your little game and we’ll pull out the big guns when you need your arses saved.
F these towel heads, go blow yourself up.
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Islam and muslims are up, and u are down!
He must never be thirsty
He drinks the juice’s blood after he kills it.
can i have a juice box? orange pls:)
Jihad fail? Jihad fails!
ock nodz
LOL down with juice up with beer!!
He must hate juice… I don’t like orange juice, but why kill it? Florida will go out of buisness!
lol Florida isn’t a company!!
omg! hide the Tropicana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
god finally someone is brave enough to speak out against that damn juice (i think orange is the leader)
That makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over.
If only they could learn English and then speak/spell it correctly.
Indians, Arabs, Iranians, Iraqians, Chinese, whatever. Learn to speak and spell English and maybe the world wouldn’t hate you so much.