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My poor uncle Frakeraghiqvich
Sorry, I sneezed. Meant to say Blagojavich…
I think hes with Martha Stewart.
Who is hes? An accomplice of Blagojevich/Blagojavich?
Blurgh.
Don’t you love it when you see this on a cartoon and then it comes to real life?:D
I also saw this on an episode of McHale’s Navy.
Did nawt!
HEE HEE HEE – Go kiwis…they sure know how to make themselves look good to the rest of the world!!!
how did oyu know that this was from new zealand? i guess their accents give it away, this vid makes me so proud to be from new zealand XD
FIRST!! 1!!111
Ah! Perfect timing: I can use my newly charged tazer!
*tazes John Malkostfu, and feeds to the FAIL BOG monster*
*chomp?*
No, it’s more of a slurping, gurgling sound, he almost had me for lunch once.
There’s a monster now!!?!?!? Is it a Dragon!? *runs over to observe and watches Dragonwriter fly over and scorch the trolls with a giant “FOOM!”* Damn… That should have been obvious…
The blogmonster eats comments. Even Dragon’s from time to time. Dragon is most emphatically NOT the blogmonster!
I meant bog monster… Not blogmonster….
Shall I hold him down and let you guys take care of him, or would you rather I do it? Either way you want to go, I’m fine with it.
Why? I was remarking on your righteousness of destroying all trolls with your intellectual wit in the form of a “FOOM!”… There’s was no offense there… Take it as a compliment…
You implied she was the monster. Not something you want to do. Ever.
True… I shall re-vise my comment now. *runs back up to comment and changes it*
There’s a fiery, beautiful, and intelligent purveyer ofjustice now!!?!?!? Is it a Dragon!? *runs over to observe and watches Dragonwriter fly over and scorch the trolls with a giant “FOOM!”* Damn… That should have been obvious…
*facepalm*
It was nice knowin’ ya.
What have I done now? Did you take that as sarcastic? It wasn’t…
Will a severe heartfelt apology suffice? *gets down on knees and clasps hands together in front Dragonwriter* I truly am sorry and I do respect you… You’re one of the few people I’ve seen with an extensive intelligence, it’s a breath of fresh air to see something away from the normal dregs I see in everyday life… And do not mistake me for being sycophantic… I’m just being honest…
(Was it really, though??)
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…Ah, hell. I have to admire the effort. I appreciate the sentiment, Princess Nancy, though I must object to being called a “purveyor of justice” as much as to being called a monster. I have no such delusions of grandeur.
Dispenser of wisdom? Destroyer of trolls? LOL
I bet a combined glower and FOOM could do some damage…
I saw this on the news last week
I saw this on failblog this week!!!!!
Are you serious?
Why so serious?
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was… a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says “Why so serious?” Comes at me with the knife,”Why so serious?” He sticks the blade in my mouth. “Let’s put a smile on that face!”
And… Why so serious?
He removed your spleen via your mouth???
YES! Finally someone understands..
Hold me?
Done.
What do I owe you?
I’m leaning strongly toward a Tesla electric sports car (in Ferrari red, of course), but I’d settle for a cheezburger. No onions, please.
Wow…….
Comments won’t nest below this level, but I will
Kinda comfy down here, isn’t it? Especially without all those nesting comments getting in the way…
*comes in, completely (or mostly) anonymous, and nests with the two afore-mentioned*
Ah, so snuggly and warm
Clickie.^
You can haz cheezburger!
It’s a cake cheezburger.. but you can haz it!
Link no workie… cake cheezburger is a lie? T_T
Looks like somebody ate it before I got there – but thanks!
…Yes?
Are you kidding?
I saw a film today, oh boy…
Was it about a lucky man who made the grade?
Rather two men who didn’t make it.
I don’t like this fail.
About a lucky man who made the grade?
No, that other guy also didn’t make it.
Had the english army just won the war?
They captured two men, that probably won’t win the war.
Stands and stares.
*changes subject*
Woke up, got out of bed,
Dragged the comb across my head.
Did he know the light had changed?
Turn me on, dead man.
Man?
Turn me on, dead bird.
I don’t know… it just doesn’t have the same ring to it…
Why are you referring to me as being dead?
No where in the song is there an allusion to being turned on by a dead being.
It’s a conspiracy.
It’s not safe to talk about it here.
Uh-huh. Ooookaaaaaaay.
He’s not wearing any shoes!
Put 2 and 2 together!
4? With bare feet?
Is it a double date in a sauna?
Me? The third duke of Wimbden? In a sauna? On a double date?
Are you playing it backwards again?
Try it with “Maybe I’m Amazed.” It’ll give you a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup.
Number nine.. number nine…
I’ll have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat …
Here’s another clue for you all, the walrus was Paul.
Ever ripped one after lentil soup? Ghastly.
You’ll have to ask Abstract about that.
Backwards?
Anybody know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall?
’bout a lucky man who made the grade?
and though the news was rather sad…
i heard the news today, Oh boy
i saw it on dave barry’s blog last week, its like failblog but apparently a week ahead
everything goes through a big vote before being put on the main failblog page. it was here last week http://failblog.org/vote/
the other blog just doesn’t have the long approval process.
go the kiwis i say
i saw it on sunrise!
or uh.. the today show.
One of the 2.
If you’re Australian that is.
same new zealand ftw.
I saw this on BBC News the other night…I thought it was fake the first time.
I thought it was fake the 3rd time but those viewings before and subsequently after were quite believable.
Smileage
It’s not the age, it’s the smileage?
I like that.
Saw it on BBC, and realized that the dunderheads probably thought they could break the handcuffs using the pole.
Proof that cartoons exist in Real Life.
Two bukkits, please.
*bukkit*
*bukkit*
Why two?
One to dunk and one to slap a certain somebody with.
I was hoping it was so he could work on his aim. Throwing things at moving targets takes some practice.
If only the Bush shoe – thrower was more proficient in his hurling of footwear…
If only! I would have loved to see the expression on the idiot’s face if the shoe hit.
“My only regret is that I had but 2 shoes to throw for my country”
*waits for the other shoe to drop*
*hopes it lands on W’s head*
“My only other regret is that I did not step in poo before throwing those shoes”.
You mean right before – or right after – the Secret Service guy’s bullet exploded his head?
I was actually surprised that the Secret Service was relatively slow. If the guy had something more dangerous to throw… who knows?
I meant Bush’s face. Not the shoe throwers.
There were two of them?!
Idiots or shoe throwers?
Crap.
Bukkit please!
Here you go.
I wonder what’s in today’s bukkit.
*looks in bukkit*
Fluffy Mackerel and Beet and Asparagus Pudding.
*sighs*
*KERSPLORTCH*
Ick.
Sadly those two are from my home town of Hastings in New Zealand and I tell you know it was so much funnier watching them to it in real life
Obviously that’s what Nellie meant too. The Secret Service would have shot at the shoe to prevent it from hitting his face, but if they had, they would have run the risk of accidentally hitting Bush in the crossfire.
TAKE THE RISK!!
Does that make the shoe an idiot?
No, it actually graduated top of its class at Harvard.
See, now that’s what I took from his comment too!
You meant the thrower, right?
Wait… are you asking me, or Nellie?
Nellie.
LOLz – I meant BOTH of the idjuts
Kind of like tossing shit into your mouth.
fail
Teehee
Isn’t there some urban legend/myth that you and your hand-holding buddy aren’t supposed to walk on opposite sides of a pole?
Yes, unless one of you says ‘bread and butter’ and the other says ‘butter and bread’ as you walk around the pole.
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My mom’s a big superstition fan. My childhood was…interesting.
Had to dodge all the cracks in the sidewalk, didn’t ya?
Yep. It was a real challenge in an older parking lot, too.
How’s your mother’s back doing?
I bet you learned pretty quickly not to spill salt, though.
Your floor gets messy throwing all that salt over your right shoulder.
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But, as long as you remembered to say Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit as your first words on the first day of each month, you should be fine.
I thought you only had to say it twice? That really explains a lot….
I’m seeing a physical therapist this Friday.
Probably should have moved it to another date.
Friday the 13th’s were always interesting. Especially since my birthday is September 13, which does occasionally fall on a Friday.
I’m gonna sing the Doom Song now. Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom……
Who put the bacon in the soap?!?!
Who put the dit in the dit de dit da dit?
the “Friday the 13th” remake is omming out this Friday the 13th, I am so psyched!
Ditto!
Wanna come watch it with me? o.o
I’ll let you dress up as Jason and I’ll be the whore who gets killed.
I have an irrational fear of Jason.
Irrational? Is it really irrational if you think about it rationally?
I think it is being that he doesn’t exist it would be highly unlikely that I’d ever meet him. Unless you know something I don’t know!
…looks at the ceiling and hums a little tune…
This one?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgwDfEoWqmE
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ch-ch-ch…hah-hah-hah
Your cheezburger is coming!!! Hold your horses!
He’s back, the man behind the mask?
He left?
Don’t you find it awfully coincidental that Friday the 13th
ALWAYS falls on the same day of the week?
Oh…my…god…
I know! That’s what I thought!
But don’t worry…in April, Friday the 13th falls on a Monday!
Brains… threatening to … explo- *plish!
*cleans up remains of brains*
Dear oh dear, how will I get these brain stains out of the carpet?
I think all Mondays should be Friday the 13ths.
They are. That’s why we have the case of the Mondays but not the case of the Friday the 13ths.
Man that’s a relief! Who in the hell would want a case of Friday the 13ths? Sheesh, having a six-pack is bad enough.
Raelalt, I’ll be happy to take that six-pack off of your hands.
Churchy, is that you?
Oh, thank goodness someone recognized my reference.
Dangit…I really miss my Admiral when he’s not around. I can always count on him to know what the hell I’m talking about.
*hugs CWR*
Name that reference (you don’t count, DW): “And I don’t fancy trying to get librarian out of the carpet.”
*pouts*
I share your anxiety Dragon. My wine fermentation jest on the juice fail went right by one and all. Perhaps it was for the best.
I know I know it, but I can’t think of the answer right now.
I can tell Dragon knows, though.
I do (huge, big, dorky fan!) but that’s not why I was pouting. I’m pouting because Judy said I don’t count!
*lower lip trembles just a little*
I don’t know if it it helps, but you count with me.
Well, duh! Of course it helps.
*hug*
*hugs*
*hugs DW back* Can I watch as you use Avis to count with? Do you use her fingers (feathers?) or…?
Of course you count, Dragon! I know you would know the answer, I just wanted to see who else did.
(P.S.: You aren’t the only one who owns the entire series on dvd.)
Dragonwriter: “Oh, thank goodness someone recognized my reference.”
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“We have met the enemy and he is us.”
I did catch the Walt Kelly reference, but felt it a more fitting homage,
to continue with the sense of absurdity.
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That’s my story and I am sticking to it.
My heart belongs to Dada.
sounds awesome! now, which continent do you live on?
Omming out? It’s a meditation movie?
indeed, completely different than coming out
*laughs*
In all fairness to them that pole wasn’t properly marked
No, it was marked, but “safety” was the third point down, so they didn’t see it in time.
In all fairness to them, a strip pole dancer would had make easier to avoid the accident.
Except that they’d have fallen over laughing as she accidenty her head.
By the way, somebody toss lou a bukkit, please.
Actually, since lou’s English is so very good, he doesn’t get the bukkit when he makes these rare and minor errors.
*takes bukkit away*
Thanks, Dragon. That would have made me sad.
But, as his English tutor, I’m thinking I deserve the bukkit. *sacrifices self*
“English tutor”, eh?
duz it matter?
Well YEAH!
If one of those guys was Mr. Fantastic, his arm would have just stretched. That would have been more entertaining.
Mr Bombastic, Reggae fontastic…
Comcastic.
semimonastic
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Yeah!
Nancy, did you forget what happened last time you went out partying with the girls.
It’s ok – he doesn’t have a penis, he just has an extended plastic perineum. What could go wrong?
I wish that pole was plastic.
If I had a nickel for every time I’d heard that…
Monastic.
iconoclastic
superfluously pleonastic
superficially neoplastic
superstitiously elastic
surrealistically sarcastic
superciliously copacetic
Spuriously prophetic.
Tripping the Light Fantastic.
…with Captain Drastic.
And the Brown Dirt Cowboy?
Along with B-B-B-Benny and the Jetssssss.
I shit in your mouth.
34th !!!11!!one
It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.
*tazes Feyd repeatedly*
…hands BondFan replacement battery for tazer as first one expires…
Thanks!
*replaces battery, feeds old one to trolls*
hey, you on this one? it did work
I beg your pardon?
you helped me change my avatar…see, it worked
Hey! That’s great. Nice colours.
Reminds me of butternut squash.
só pedeira ser gringo, pois no brasil podem sem loucos mais não burro..rsrsrsrss
almost made me forget about…. TACOS
Wrong language for that reference, in fact not even close…
“Hah, those stupid cops. Why did they even bother to handcuff us togeth… [Pole]“
They didn’t expect Lech Walesa.
Ah yes, but Aleksander Kwaśniewski happened to be in the front of their collective mind.
They didn’t expect Evanescence.
They didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.
NO-ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
*dramatic music*
Sorry, couldn’t resist
…marches in place… dons strange but wonderful headgear…
…wheels out the comfy chair…and the cushions…
I brought the rack.
Argh! Not that rack!
Oh very well, poke her with the cushions anyway.
Um…guys. Mind getting your hands off my rack and cushions, please?
No one sees the pool shark coming…
*”Jaws” music plays in the background*
Amongst our weaponry is fear, suprise, ruthless efficiency, almost fanatical devotion to the pope, and nice red uniforms!
Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise…. Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency…. Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope…. Our *four*…no… *Amongst* our weapons…. Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise…. I’ll come in again.
I didn’t expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Oh, no one continued the chain. *sad face*
fail
Yeah…the chain got all locked-up.
happy-face-win!
Smileage!
The True Life Adventures of Frick and Frack. Now on DVD.
A real life Wayne and Buzzy.
(Waits for someone to get the reference.)
Nope. Sorry.
Google turned up nothing.
WTCow is Wayne and Buzzy?
If it is what I think it is, is it worth reading?
One of my all time favorite books. I used to live in New Mexico, so…I know the area in that book well.
New Mexico…”So Far from Heaven” (but so close to Texas).
So Far From Heaven, Richard Bradford book. Completely wonderful!
WOOHOO!!!
*high-fives*
That took just under an hour to get the reference.
Not bad atall! Since it was published in 1973, I didn’t actually expect many folks to know about it. Truly a wonderful book, though.
Wayne and Buzzy alone make it a worthwhile read.
Haven’t they ever watched any Loonet Tunes? I mean, that happens in almost every one of those cartoons…
sigh. bukkit please?
Yes, and in Looney Tunes, as well.
*hands over bukkit*
thanks!
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hey! what’s in here!
SPLORTCH!
Eeeeuw, guava and cream!
Mmmmm. I’d much rather have what’s in your bukkit. I’m getting tired of olive and ham pudding.
I only have Fluffy’s Mackerel mousse.
Which is why I’m SO glad I NEVER make typos!
Oooh, you will, Judy. You will.
*waits for the day*
Yeah. I can’t stand guavas, and then when I specifically ask for peaches and cream, they give me guavas and cream….*shudder* But the only guava thing I like are those dried up guava rolls/sheets….they’re tasty. Odd, huh?
I didn’t know Sidney Lumet made cartoons.
That was some funny stuff right there.
If the cops watched luney tunes they’d be stuck to a bomb blowing up half the neighbourhood handcuffing them together in mid air
Do you guys like FREE Healthy Recipes as much as I do?
I like your avatar, now that’s for sure
You are too kind!
But still… it gives me evils
*hands over a fiddle*
*lets a certain major Italian city burn*
Damnit! It’s gonna take more than a day to get it all built up again!
And all the coming, seeing and conquering is hard work!
But I’ll build all roads to lead there.
Don’t forget to do what they do when you go!
And whatever you do, don’t kill the geese once you get there.
No. Absolutely not. By no means.. Negative… no way.. and NEVER!
She touched me in my naughty place!
So…. Good Touch?
Might be.. unless it was one of those 50 plussers from the ad just underneath this comment.. Meet Single 50 Plussers right now!! Weee.. waddles and hangin boobsies…
well, I can hardly call Ry a stranger, now can I? On second thoughts, if it was Ry, then it might have been a bad touch…
*remembers, chain, lube, whip, rope, and spiky club*
on second thoughts, it was a bad touch…but i liked it!
Oooo spiky club… Full of spiky goodness.. *drool*
no…it was made out of ShamWow, so when ever i touched it whit liquid would come out…what happening to my body, miss?
Yes please.
*touches*
*grins*
I need to shit.
Lemme guess: After watching some old comedy where they did the same thing you thought “There is no way someone would be that stupid”
I really hate it when that happens…..
And you have the scars to prove it?
And the scars spell out V-I-L-L-E-F-O-R-T?
….and D-E-N-G-L-A-R-S of course….
… and M-E-R-C-E-D-E-S-!-M-A-I-S-P-O-U-R-Q-U-O-I-?…
Wut about good ole Main Street??
Oh wait.. that was a light post not a street sign pole.. oops.. hehe
The cars spell out O-U-C-H-I-E!
That makes even less sense than usual.
Don’t worry, Mikey D. It doesn’t affect how I feel about you.
*SQUEEZE!*
There’s a relief
*grateful SQUEEZE*
lol clichéd runaway xD
I am very disturbed and confused by your avatar… Should I be looking at the white space or the colored space?
The colored space kinda looks like…..a bat?
Silhouette in the moon.
I think it’s Jack Skellington under a bloated moon.
Is it not a Moomin bottom?
And to think that someone would ever have the IQ to do that…
No but maybe lack thereof.
His IQ was high enough to escape, but not enough for a pole…
maybe they were just trying to give their wrists a little stretch
Banners with annoying sounds in them = MAJOR FAIL.
I don’t have that problem. Is that a US thing?
It’s a lack of ad-blocker thing. Scotteh is not in the US.
Don’t you just love ad-blockers?
And bad knockers
And Cod-knockers?
And Bod’s knickers?
ooo Don’t let Mr. Cuddles see that!
*sigh*
No matter how carefully you vet the staff there’s always somebody who’ll sell your underwear to a stalker.
Underwear is a nuisance.
*twists her knickers*
Someone should call the police and complain about underwear.
Right, you’re nicked.
Does that mean I’m underwear? If so, shouldn’t that be “you’re knickers”?
Yes, I am slightly further north, eh! Although you wouldn’t know it this week with the record high’s we are about to have! Wooo! Melt that snow away!!
I know. I can’t believe it’s this warm in February.
It’s around 75 F down here.
(Louisiana woot)
-2 C up here in Kingston, Ontario.
It’s supposed to be +10c tomorrow and +11c on wed, then +2 after that. It’s our normal january thaw, just a couple of weeks late.
It’s supposed to get up to 60+ F here tomorrow!! I think most of Chicago will be at the beach tomorrow.
It’s nearly 60 here now, but we’re on a thunderstorm/flood alert for the next two days.
*gurgle…glub…!*
Its 4 degrees centigrade in London. With a severe rainstorm warning for this week, my commute to school couldn’t get any worse. Only last week did London’s entire transport system shut down due to the wrong kind of snow. The salt trucks are struggling and all London Underground trains were suspended. Ah well, I got two days off school
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yes, my dad has to travel to London a lot for work. He was saying how rare it is for the city to get snow. They just were’nt prepared at all
Well, no one expects the snow.
*recommends that abstract get treatment for a displaced apostrophe*
The strange thing is that here in New Orleans (I am jake15) it snowed 6 inches for the first time since the 1980’s.
I didn’t think it snowed at all in N’Orleans.
Hi, forgive me for bragging, but Me and my hunny Andypie are leaving Ohio for the sunny shores of FLORIDA on Wednesday a.m. for a week of happiness and love!!!
Oh Judy…have a wonderful, wonderful time. And anyone who would begrudge you beautiful weather, happiness and love truly belongs in the troll cage.
(Not that I don’t have a bit of envy myself, mind you!)
We are envious, but don’t begrudge you the chance for wonderful weather and romance!
At the moment of this posting it is snowing big, miserable, road burying flakes.
I know that the Puget Sound region is the worst for weather prediction, however this is two big misses in two days.
to the forecasters!
it was on the news
lolz! too funny
CRIKIE
CRAPPIE?
CREPE?
Crêpe paper?
papier mache?
Clicky? Ah, yes the clicky pens dun you just like the click? *goes off to click pens*
Would you prefer clickie tops or twistie bottoms?
Clicky tops, their more addicting… Just like those Cruser flash drives…. *flip flip click click flip flip click click*
Click Click Click Click
Why do girls always ask me this?
Sacrebleu!
Bullocks
Boiiiiiing
ooooooooooh, nice avatar!!!
AAAAH!!! NOT FREAKY HERSHEY MAN!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
*screams and runs out of room*
The Hershey Man? Is he like the Candy Man?
chaos, look at sweethooligan’s avatar again, then search for an ad on the side of the page looking similar. The effects may be traumatising.
Ahh! You made me look at it again. Now I’ll never get over my fear of the dark!
I will haunt all of you in your dreams…
Never look in those eyes! You could be paralyzed forever!
I think it’s too late!
Another failblogger falls victim to the stare of freaky hershey man.
Here is the antidote:
♫Who can take a sunrise♫
♫Sprinkle it in dew♫
♫Cover it in chocolate♫
♫and a miracle or two?♫
♫The candyman♫
♫The candyman can♫
♫The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good♫
That should it.
For some odd reason, I think that worked. Thanks!
I have never been so grateful for Adblock Plus.
If it weren’t for the ads we wouldn’t have candyman right now.
It blocks it all? Hmmm interesting. Even my work adblocker doesn’t do that.
I have ABP and didn’t know that there were ads here until someone started mentioning them. And, yes, I am very smug right now.
Oh, you’re missing out on a great experience.
No. No he’s not.
I actually remember seeing this on the news when it happened.
new zealand accent win
Go us kiwis
nice, a funny video again!
Pics lately arent so funny
I have to agree. I’m much happier with fails of stoopidity rather than hatred.
I decided not to even read the jihad fail thread, let alone post in it.
I was in trepidation while I scrolled but actually there was quite a lot less hate than I was expecting. Which is a win of sorts, I think.
On balance, though, you probably did right.
Oh, it’s great, actually. Most of the haters just talk about how it’s a loophole so that the picture will get taken and “I submitted this first!” But there are some really good threads, since most people decided to take it literally and have fun with it.
im confused!
Are u a spoon or fork?
May the force be with u
“Are u a spoon or fork?”
That’s rather the point, mooo. Do you not picnic?
WHY?! WHY WON’T THE SCARY HERSHEY CANDLE MAN GO AWAY?! WHY?!?!?!
*curls up into ball, murmuring softly to self*
Because he’s WORSE than the gummy bear on a stick!
It is rather disturbing that his eyes are EXACTLY the same shade of brown as the mess on his face though.
I wonder what horrors await us once we click the demonic image…
I’m not going to click it.
I told a lie. I clicked it. And I may now need eyebleach.
I accidenty the whole candle. Waht I do?
Seek therapy.
What kind? who should I ask for?
You an action verb
HE EATS HIS OWN EYEBALLS?!
I weep.
Not for long… soon he’ll be after your eyeballs too!
That actually is one of my number one fears. Sometimes I really hate my vivid imagination.
Oh no! *goes and check if insurance covers eaten eyeballs*
No, but you can cover the sockets with patches or bandages.
indeed, the eyes are so creepy…..do you like my new avatar?
Much better!
How bout mine?
*prays it actually shows up this time*
Is that some sort of… skull?
seems rather abstract…
When I saw this on TV, all i could think was “FAIL”…i knew it was going to end up on here sooner or later.
Hey! You’re dead!
Ironically he’s one of the surviving Beatles.
That is weird… maybe his replacement is actually a genetically engineered clone.
You think that Hoffa is buried under the 50 yard line don’t you?
Pff, of course not. He’s living it up on Easter Island with Elvis.
This explains a lot. About you.
Sure – that I’m incredibly perceptive, with excellent deductive skills.;)
No, that’s not it.
But you ARE incredibly imaginative. Which is indicative of intelligence.
only pure idiot could forget they were handcuffed together. More jail time! yay!
How can this be a fail?
You have two guys, both as dumb as a bag of rocks, being handed 3 squares a day and a bed, and a conjugal visit or two. If one were top ask them, I’m sure they would be screaming WIN! WIN! WIN!
In fact, this is more a society fail.
Yeah, they’ve got everything except for personal freedom, dignity, and the knowledge that they’re safe. Sounds great.
Granted, they (presumably) broke the law and therefor had to give us some rights.
They’re giving us some of their rights? Great, now I’ve got some extra!
UP! They have to give UP some rights!
It’s a good thing I decided to get my very own bukkit!
*Kersplunk*
Methinks tomorrows bukkit should contain the Hershey syrup candle wax.
WITH EYEBALLS?!
I think I’ll stick to fluffy mackerel with beets and asparagus pudding.
Candle wax just isn’t bad enough. Even THAT candle!
Sure, the wax isn’t bad… but what about that stuff around his mouth?
I’m not sure I want to know what THAT is. Seriously. Let’s NOT try to guess.
Probably a wise decision.
Are you sure you don’t want the contents of my bukkit? Its got Guava and cream….*shows Avis bukkit*
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Even if you don’t like it, i’m glad you got your own one…DW was getting a bit tired of your pudding…:P
DW has her own pudding. But thanks awfully much.
Erm…yeah, he misunderstood that one completely, didn’t he?
I think he needs the bukkit.
*wicked grin*
He can have mine.
*innocent smile*
Very OLD -_-’
I’m not THAT old.
In fact, it is…
That happend in Brazil, and I live in Brazil, so it’s old for me.
In fact it happened in New Zealand, and isn’t all that old.
Yea happened in NZ
my local news station reported this as being in my city… i am ashamed to live in indianapolis now.
Its OK… *pats on the back* but i’m not with you.
my dogs did this once. I yelled so loud. I thought I was clever by leashing them together, then the ran at to me when I was behind a mail box. they flew towards each other a lot more animated than these guys did. they were fine, but it was still upsetting. so the moral is: do not this to your dogs, even is you think it is a way that your dogs can run free but still not get away.
Bahahahah That was on the news here in Auckland NZ
Well it did happen in NZ, so of course its gonna make our news lol
Hooray for the return of YouTube to FailBlog! Hooray for overuse of TalKing LiKe ThIs! Hooray for the dandy candy men who ran into that pole! Hooray for me saying “Hooray!” Hooray for the random boner I just got! Hooray!
Oh har har! How drole! Ahhh. Yes. is there NOTHING CCTV won’t capture? My guess is no.
Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Yar – har – fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be!
Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
You are a pirate! (Yay!)
We got us a map (a map!) to lead us to a hidden box,
Thats all locked up with locks (with locks!) and buried deep away.
We’ll dig up the box (the box!), we know it’s full of precious booty
Burst open the locks, and then we’ll say ‘HOORAY!’
Yar – har – fiddle-dee-dee,
If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate!
WEIGH ANCHOR!
Yah – har – fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be!
Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Arr – yarr – ahoy and avast, dig in the dirt and you dig in it fast!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate!
HA HA HA (Yay!)
We’re sailing away (set sail!), adventure waits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har!) and run and jump all day (Yay!)
We float on our boat (our boat!) until its time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!) until we sail again!
Yar – har – fiddle-dee-dee,
If you love to sail the sea you are a pirate!
LAND HO!
Yar – har – fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Yar har wind at your back lads, wherever you go!
Blue sky above and blue ocean below, you are a pirate!
HA HA HA!
You are a pirate!
Man, whey they were showing that on CNN last month, they put lots of different sound tracks to it.
benny-hill
slide wistles
coconuts
cartoon kisses
the sound guys were having a field day
Go New Zealand!
hay thats was me and my freind that day was the worst ever
i SAW IT LAST WEEK!!
I like to poop in your purse.
Wow, never thought I’d see anything from NZ TV on here. Hahaha, I remember seeing this on the news the night it happened. XD
This is classic.
They wanted to hug w/out making it look gay “All these months in the can together, I love you man!” WHAM
They didn’t say “bread and butter” …
oh may gosh
these guys made my day
fucjing amazing
Lol maoris
that was on one news in nz
I saw this when it was live on TV
That pole shud be a “pole”eceman!
Did their Wrist break!
Rofl, Just like the old cartoons.
thank you for making all the videos show the same thing 2 or 3 times. if i wanna see it again, i just hit play again.
should have turned around and clothes lined the police