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building a house – Fail
they forgot to put in the handicapped ramp
and they forgot the watch your step sign
Ok, who is the wise guy, moved the house on me?
It’s not a fail, the stairs was built with an intruder in mind who will enter through the window. This is one of Barack Osama’s new policies in play, because of the global finincial turmoil the job market is looking bad and the only solution is to give unemployed people from the “street” (Flint, Michigan) jobs as intruders instead. This way the “wealth will be spread around” according to Barack Obamination and all “problems will be solved” Theese stairs was built by Osama’s (A-f(me)-rica’s new president) henchmen, soon this house will be robed by unemployed people. A plasma TV? How many ounces of meth will that buy me? Woohoo, this is the “Change Africa, i mean aMErica has been looking for!
That’s stupid.
Agreed, stupid troll is stupid.
Wait, who is Barack Osama??
double facepalm
window win
… I don’t get, it is perfectly normal to enter through you window.
Wow.. Just.. Wow.. Um. We really need a terminate button.
Not good enough – we need a “terminate with massive prejudice and malice” button.
I’ve never seen a house “robed” that must be interesting. Almost as interesting as the fact that you actually believe OBAMA is the one to blame for our current economic situation. Given your poor writing ability and ignorance about pretty much everything, I’m guessing you are an example of Public Education: FAIL. Hopefully some of Obama’s education initiatives will go through and your spawn won’t turn out quite as bad. You won’t understand this comment, so don’t bother trying to come up with a response.
You go in by the window? Lol.
wowwww u got it allll wrong. Obama is putting higher taxes on people who work their asses off EVERYDAY and giving the money hard workers earn to a bunch of lazy hobos who are thinking, “hey i shouldnt even try to get a job because i can legally take money from these hard workers! thanks Obama for making everyone the same!” no thats not right. if someone works their butt off and gets paid well for it they shouldnt have to give their money to some lazy retard who doesn’t give a damn about an occupation.
Nice reply!
haha, sufjan stevens comment, got it
brain’s reading cappacity reached. *stops reading at Flint, Michigan* made no sence :O
your insensitive bitter conservative criticism is not wanted/appreciated.
go spread your stupidity elsewhere.
“softilicious” is an idiot. Are you serious? I mean come on? I just gagged a little. You can’t be serious. I hardly even know where to begin. I cannot fathom your stupidity. It is absolutely ridiculus. It is ignorant, unintelligent people like you who ruin this nation. You make me sick. Here’s a suggestion- before you ever open your mouth (or in this case, move your idiotic fingers on a keyboard) ever again- get your facts right.
You Just Ruined our Fun…
i thought is was barack Obama
i guess it’s time to pull out those ‘Prince of Persia’ skills xD
and what the hell is the cat doing on the picture?
theres a cat?
I think you might be seeing things…
Hiding apparently.
Yeah probably behind that shoe there.
If that shoe was thrown, that would explain why the stair and doors don’t meet.
cough *BUSH*
Would also explain why the cat ran away.
i know dat cat from way back…high school ..n it dosent lik shoes…
clever
lol, bush ftl
The public’s intelligence is reflected on the leaders they elect.
then we should be a hell of alot smarter then
Smarter at eating tacos maybe.
And using a ‘then’ at the beginning and end of a sentence is redundant. Say it aloud and tell me it sounds right.
Then it sounds right then!!!
Then, he threw the shoe THEN!!!
Then political comment fail then.
And that is why we elected Barack Obama…
Way to go, America, that’s a BIG step up.
A big step toward terrorist invading in order to free all the ones that were being held at Guantanamo Bay.
Oh, and allowing partial birth abortions. You know? The ones where the baby if fully developed, it just isn’t big enough to be born and have a high chance of survival?
OH! And dropping an insane amount of money into a failing economy in the hopes of kick starting it and delaying the inevitable.
Yep, way to go America!
(I didn’t like McCain either so don’t give me shit)
There’s also four ninjas in that picture.
Ok, seriosuly. Those aren’t permanent steps, you can move them.
rain on our parade fail.
Window washing WIN!
Peeping Tom win?
lol
They are, in fact, permanent steps. It’s a trailer home, and they put in a new one where an old one sat. The door is in a different location.
Look at the picture closer. It’s obviously a movable door.
I don’t mean to kill the FAIL here, but they are movable steps. You can see the mark on the sidewalk to the right where they normally are positioned.
There is an access hole (waiting for the crude comments) in the sidewalk just under the door — You can see the area around it painted red.
The steps can be moved to the side to provide access to that hole.
I’m not saying the steps aren’t movable, but that ‘access hole’ is totally a door mat. You can see it hanging off the edge of the sidewalk.
That’s what he said.
Chase- Two things:
1- I think you’re right
2- I need a new monitor at work
(Walks away with tail between legs)
the steps were moved. You can make out the spot under the word Fail where the mat use to be. If the mat was put back and the step put against it the stairs would line up again with the door.
I guess no one has thought of a usefull program called Photoshop, where you can alter photos, which, any semi normal person could tell has been done here
StairFail To Heaven ^^
Steps on a skateboard!
or a motorcycle
Or a Fail Boat
Or a FAIL BOG
or god?
or dog?
Yes, yes, FailBOG! Personally run by my lover, Skwerlly Bob, and managed by me! Of course, all monies go straight to Bob. All monies. Monies, cookies, shiny things = All to Bob. Anyway…
Yes, FailBOG! Where trolls are persecuted in a wonderous space of land just on the edge of the space/time continuum! We have boiling craters, BOG monsters, mutated thorny vines, and other death traps specially reserved for trolls of all kinds! You may speak with me or Bob about buying a plot for your troll, (Cost is two cookies or one shiny thing) but please, pay with Bobby up front in the hollow tree, where you can buy a cookie for $5. The office is nearby, and FailBOG sells knick-knacks of all kinds! We’re having a special sale right now on bumber stickers reading “Honk if you’re BOGging!” But, remember — ALL MONIES AND/OR OTHER PROFITS GO TO BOB.
*gives monies and cookies to Em*
Hide these from Bob…and don’t tell him I gave you some of these!
Well they say lining up everything in the right place is always the hardest step
Lol
Have a cookie.
or two
chocolate chip?
choplate chic?
Cobblestone street?
ROFLcopter sweet?
Quality Street?
Stairs and door, waiting to meet?
step out the door and your face hits the street?
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/some-musings
Faceplant?
One step beyond!
no, facebook
*Facepalm*
*Your Mom*
Yes, Ofoffsake, those builders really need to step up.
Their workmanship is out of step with the times.
Their reputation won’t be stepping-out, rather it’ll be railled against!
–stairs–
Dang. Where’s retaba when you need him?
Step aside, and let a professional handle this.
Good morning
Those boots are made for steppin’?
Just don’t step in pooh!
But, you know how pooh likes it
Don’t be corny.
Don’t be gentle now, chickpea.
OK, I know you like it rough(age).
I’m feeling safe with this beet’root.
That`s a step in the right direction.
Baby steps. Gotta take house building one step at a time.
Stop stairing at it.
He’s just trying to get a rise out of you.
I knew you would stoop to that.
No sense railing against Fate, scotteh!
Don’t tread on me!
You guys really ramped this pun-run up.
Let’s hope it doesn’t escalate.
It might take flight.
The last thing we need is elevated tempers, so please, just step away before anyone gets hurt.
you can see where the steps were !
the plant’s even pushed back a little
oh yes
Except the spot where it looks like the stairs used to be is only about half as deep as the stairs themselves. Also you can see the discoloration (presumably from moisture) near the rug at the bottom of the stairs if the discoloration is from the stair being there previously the rug would have been underneath them.
hmm, yes i see. I guess they were undecided on the mode of entry – door or window. they clearly made a step in the wrong direction.
Since it’s so much harder to move a rug than a set of portable steps
No no, the plant is still pulling on the stairs. The plant did it ya see.
Evil plants. I knew they were up to something…
Day of the Triffids…
Night of the Stiffids…
i love steps
So do the daughter’s suitors.
12 step program.
Watch out – that first step’s a doozy!
Cover-up – that second step’s a floozie!
Look out, the third step’s a boozy!
Strike out! The fourth step’s choosy
Careful, that fourth step will make you woozy!
Timing fail
Hey, look at these steps!! lol
who are you?
Who are you?
Who am I?
Sophie? Is this your world?
Next paragraph!
Baba O’reilly.
*O’riley. Damnit.
Happy Birthday, Hammykins!
youre insane! this is madness
THIS IS SPAR- *gets immediately shot in face for being obvious*
BOOM HEADSHOT! Your welcome. *blows steam from barrel*
No, this is Patrick!
Thanks, Di.
Happy 16th, hammykins!
Happy Birthday Hammykins!
*hands over Birthday special tazer*
*gasp* How did you know? It’s exactly what I wanted!
Happy Birthday Hammykins!
I wanted to bake you a cake, but it’s a lie.
Happy birthday, Hammykins! Sweet sixteen! I remember my Sweet 16… I asked my mom for a car, and on my birthday, she handed me a small box, which I thought would hold car keys, but instead, I opened it up, and found… a toy race car. Anyway… Hammy, here’s some birthday cookies sent to you over the interwebs for your birthday enjoyment! (These cookies are not a lie.)
*munches cookies*
Thanks!
Happy Birthday, Hammykins! *gives you money because she doesn’t know what you want*
The Jehova’s Witnesses waited on the doorstep for hours…
HAHAHA! In that case, I might think about moving my stairs to the left on Sundays. Might work… or I can just buy a shotgun.
Yes, I would go with the shotgun too. Simple math
if
potato = vicar
then
shotgun = jehova witness
Don’t drink and build at the same time.
That backdoor doesn’t look very well used.
That’ll teach the Trojans not to exploit the backdoor!
That’s because it’s one-way.
In or out?
No no chicki, you’re gonna need that for out aswell.
The truth hurts.
Not so much if you’re careful…just avoid the Trojan up there ^.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
If you see them paring gifts…you’ll know you have a decision to make.
*offers a parting gift*
*flips a drachma* Heads you win, tails I lose.
*tosses a head* I think you’re about to win too, pumpkin.
You can have the booby prize.
Does it come with lube?
Be careful everything doesn’t go tits – up!
“tits-up” is a really good sign BFF, when they hang low is the bummer.
British colloquialisms never translate well.
Ah! somewhat a thing like “belly-up,” but slight bit more sexist in nature!
Sexy, not sexist.
Unless they’re man-boobs.
Oh yeah, THAT’s sexy.
>immediately covers up< Erm, yeah…
That is perfectly acceptable, if Kool-Aid man was to make an exit through the wall.
lol
Is that disabled access?
If you use that exit, you might become disabled.
dem glada rymdemannen flyger genom kossmoss
I can’t really agree with that!
i understand where you’re coming from, but i have to say that i do agree with tim
I see where you’re going with this….
The builders need to have a good stare at their work and step up to the level required of them.
Watch out for the pile of letters on the way up.
Cuddlefish! You came back!
Cuddlefish disappeared? May I enquire who this distinguished cuddlefish person is?
Two of each – prepared for the deluge.
hehe.. back and changed your name!
I know…that made me laugh, too.
Ahem, much obliged.
“Goodbye dear! I’m off to – AAAAH!” *crunch*
*groans* “why does that keep happening?”
man, that’s the third time this week… *hobbles away*
“And its only Wednesday…”*sigh*
Betcha De Vito found this as the final solution in Throwing Mamma Off The Train.
Ah…the smell of hypocrisy in the morning. Ftttt.
I know… my mother died falling from a train, and ever since I read that post I haven’t been able to enjoy my coffee.
That first comment blows. My moms dead from a Amtrak in Bourbonnais over 10 years ago. I still get nervous when a train whistle blows and I gave up my boyhood dream of being a train conductor after that.
I know how feel. De Vito is my cousin and my family lives in shame since he made that movie. That comment hit me where it hurts.
*sadness looms heavily*
My cousin’s Mamma died of hypocrisy. She always tried
the final solution of coffee in the morning, it was her falling.
In her boyhood in Bourbonnais she dreamed of training
seals conducting them to blow whistles on a post to the
haunting music of Betcha De Vito.
Hypocrisy? Ftttt.
LMFAO! The hypocrite fulla hot air sprung a leak.
Please don’t use the term “final solution”. It is very offensive to people who’s families died in the holocaust.
I’m sorry, but I think that’s reading too far into the the comment. That would be like saying don’t use the word Autobahn as it might be offensive to people who suffered under the Nazis.
Please change your name from Bondfan. I had a regrettable accident using some Basildon Bond writing paper, and it makes me cry to remember my pre-eunuch days.
*wince*
Please change your name from Mikey D. I had a traumatising experience watching the Godfather, especially when Mikey killed all those guys. Blood…so much….blood…AAH!!!
*runs around room, screaming and shouting*
Alright…if this is not the most wtf-emotion outburst party, then I do not know what follows next O__0.
Please change your name from Jason. I was murdered at Crystal Lake once, and your name bring backs unhappy memories.
*changes name to Hannibal*
I love it when a plan comes together.
I love it when a pancake comes together.
I go flipping mental over it.
Please change your name from Hannibal. I was one of the few people who survived the disastrous elephant – crossing Alps expedition. So many frostbitten limbs…
You should never cross an elephant, they never forget it when they’ve been slated.
Please don’t play “Five o’ clock somewhere”…My family had to
deal with Katrina
Please change you name from Bondfan. In the office the crap hit the fan once and we all ended up like the man in the hershey’s candle advert. It was horrific and still makes me cry.
Please change your name from Mikey D. I still remember the Moomin genocide that occured not far from London. So many people killed…
Will you two stop talking about change. I was a victim of change and you’re making me feel unwanted.
Dick, you are unwanted.
Yes, Dick, you have been a dickhead for eight years.
dicky.
Dicky? Like shooting your friend on a hunting expedition, dicky? Or dicky, like overreacting to a harmless joke, dicky?
The second one is bad, but the first one is way worse.
My dicky ticker!
Dicky ticky ricky mikey licky shicky.
I am well aware that this is reading too far into the comment. I was merly trying to illustrate to JasonK what happens when people read too far into comments, as he did yesterday.
So that means…we’ve all been part of a psychological experiment! HE’S PLAYING WITH OUT MAINDS! THE CAKE IS A LIE!!! LIES!!! LIES EVERYWHERE!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
Too far in comments? Ry’s insult to my father was obvious, I didn’t even have to think.
Of course, because she OBVIOUSLY knew just from reading your username that you had a dead father, and she just HAD to make a joke about it. *Rolls eyes*
I think it’s time for everybody to lighten up.
*Breaks out the snack mix*
*Passes out root nogs*
*pumps the ABBA*
*starts busting some moves*
*picks up all the broken moves shaking head in dismay*
I just bought these! If you start throwing shapes as well you can pick them up yourself.
That actually made me lol.
Sorry for the shattered moves.
*starts hurling shapes*
Ooh, a triangle!
Watch out for the octagons!
The octagon does not fit in my shape puzzle!
*cries*
There, there. Here, have a hexagon.
No Jason. You calling us all “assholes” and other curses in Greek is obvious. What Ry said was said before many times, and is similar to other jokes that were said here.
Husband:Honey, do these steps look a bit odd to you?
Wife: You havent repainted them in ages!
Me: You three are all so funny.
three? Counting fail
Not that I mean to defend JasonK, because I rpobably wouldn’t otherwise, but I believe he meant the husband, wife, and Jack — the person who wrote the post.
*Fastly scurries back into the post and switches “p” and “r”.*
quickly scurries into skwerlly’s post and replaces “fastly” with an actual word
It’s obviously a security measure. Robbers will come and see how bad the steps are, and they won’t want to steal anything cause the people inside are poor.
So…in this case it pays to be trailer trash? win/fail paradox…?!?!11
59th!
Bye honey im off to work, whooops! Call an ambulance
Oh, is THAT why she came in through the bathroom window…
I LOVE that song!
…
Now it’s stuck in my head! You evil, evil person.
MBUA-HA-HA-HA!! *runs down the stairs rubbing hands together fiendish…ly–*
My God, who moved the staaaaaaiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrsssssss……?! *THUD*
(…ow.)
I guess Balcony Fail is round the back?
You spelled “potato” wrong.
no, he spelled potato right… “t-h-e.”
First!
Alright people, move along… Just a troll, nothing to see here…
*puts “FAILPOLICE – DO NOT CROSS” tape around St33v*
Is the peril too perilous?
Without the help of a killer rabbit, it is!
Or perhaps a holy hand grenade?
Perhaps we need the help of Brave Sir Robin?
That should work as long as we don’t run into…well anything.
Yes, let us not cross bridges where the bridge master asks questions.
It’s okay, as long as we know the air speed velocity
of a latent swallow.
which one? The African or european?
Uh, I don’t know! AHHHHHHHh!
*gets flung into the gorge of eternal peril*
I’ve always wondered, is it quite perilous down there?
Yes, it’s very perilous. But that’s ok. You can take the peril; they’re defensless!
But, they all float down there!
is it just me or does the gorge of eternal peril sound a lot like the fail bog?
I fart in your general direction, you silly english k-niig-hts!
Er, I believe you mean ‘laden’.
Me thinks you a might stingy with you’re candy, matey!
the owner of the house practices Parkour
I like your avatar. *thumbs up*
*cracks nut and leaps out of shell*
(I know, I know…I should come out of my shell more often…)
*SQUEEEEEEEEZES the moomin!*
I chased you…and I cashew!! WOOOHOOHOOOOO!
*skedaddles before someone gets the munchies*
3. Safety- In the case of an emergency, use window.
Watch out for that first step out. It’s a doozie.
“Wait a minute…. something’s not right here…. THERE’S SUPPOSED TO BE FOUR STEPS NOT FIVE!”
Honey you parked the damn trailer too far back again!!!
Wow, is that a Hovertrailer? I’ve never seen a wheel-less one before!
well atleast around here the trailer homes have the axles removed and the skirting installed…
They move on wheels, dumbass; they don’t sit on them. You can clearly see the skirt around the base. It’s obviously a new trailer on an existing lot, and the steps are located where the old trailer’s door was.
You are an idiot. The installed the skirt around the trailer, but forgot to remove the wheels. That’s why the house moved. Tard.
LOL
I’m quite disturbed by the slogan on the Snorgtees T-shirt Advert on the right hand sight of the page: “Your Epidermis is showing”
It is disturbing.
It sounds like something that would appear on Spongebob.
The Hershey’s Syrup Candle smells so much like the real thing, you’ll want to eat it! But don’t, because it’s a candle.
I think that qualifies as epic.
“disturbed” BFF ? would not the choices of: excited, titillated, aroused, amused, engorged, perked, hornified, ah I could go on and on, but my coffee cup needs a refill and someone has the keys to the wagon and on which the last version came apart I’d like Lee to go I must ang I will, so there and they’re going to get completely before teen or fifteen. Ah! *sips* Coffeeeee!
*discreetly switches T-140Q’s coffee to decaf*
It’s funny because the steps and the door aren’t aligned.
*drives up in her E7000 and unleashes the fury of its giant tazer upon NotFunnyboi* All right folks, keep moving along. Just watch carefully as you walk down the steps.
*looks at smouldering carcass of NotFunny Boi and shakes head*
Those Trolls just keep comin’…
Noooo!
*sobs* I hope he gets better…
just that single incisive comment per fail. He *sniffs* was a man among trolls. Rest in pieces.
watch your step…
The steps are pushed out of the way… they clearly aren’t attached to the house, which looks like it’s mobile anyway. Moron.
No, it’s a sliding door and they moved it our of position as it clashed with the window.
*swipes Mikey D’s r for a t* I’ll take that, thank you! *adds the r to her collection of misplaced letters*
Who’s a moron? it’s pretty clear the mobile home is new to the lot, and the steps, which are not movable, are located where the old home’s door was. Genius.
horsepickle! move every zig for better of making in japan! you know what you do!
What the heck?
WTCow!?!?!
What, you climb in the window?
Dumb Architect Win!
Photoshop FAIL!
not a fail — you can clearly see the outline of the steps against the building below the door… someone pushed the steps out of the way and then took the pic…
*tazetazetazetazetazetazetazetaze*
Easy on the tazer! You might run out the battery!
ohh stey like to use the window not the dor eiaej
“Honey I’ll be right BA–OH GOD HELP”
It’s a FEMA trailer for Katrina survivors – they lock the door before they’re inspected, and then never inspect them….so if you want to live inside you have to use the window
gotta love american architecture .
Well, yes on trailer park, but no on location
I kept driving past this house on my way out (I am whittteeee traaash!) and thinking “my god, that’s such a fail blog moment waiting to happen”.
They DID move the stairs back, sadly, but at least I got the picture before they did
There is NO cat in this picture.
Though there IS another fail-picture waiting to happen on the other side of the street. Gotta love the trailer park mentality of leaving christmas decorations up waaaay past xmas…
So FAKE!
This is a fake fail. you can clearly see that the steps were moved. if you shifted the welcome mat and the stairs where it should be to the right, you can see a giant square stain where the welcome mat was.
And yet, if the building inspectors had come at that time, the building would have been given 30 days to fix the problem… and like I said, they did move it. It’s FUNNY. dur.
And to think someone actually lives there…
I’m betting the steps were moved to paint the side of the house and will be moved back when the paint dries.
fail fail fail!!!
has anyone else noticed that the same picture has been poste on this cite before?
Would you please site your references?
would you please restate the question?
Er, since I took the picture, I’ll have to say “no, it hasn’t”.
Actually I started ooking yesterday and i think remembered seeing it when i went back to the front. I think your right
You think this is bad? 10 minutes from my hosue there used to be a house with steps leading up to a wall right next to another house with a front door and no steps.
They should have collaborated and made a full front door.
Oh now THAT would have made a great fail pic.
This is a step location win. It encourages fatties to jump to get into their homes. Burn a few calories. And become overall more ninja-esque. You wouldn’t ever see a ninja boohooing over the fact that the door is slightly askew to the steps. A tiny inconspicuous obstacle.
Maybe it’s actually a ‘Door Location Fail.’
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s only a fail if you don’t /want/ someone looking in your window …
Haha, no way that can’t be true XDXD
big fail lolz
did anyone stop and think that the house is BRAND NEW and the stairs look OLD!!!! its obviously a kit house built there, and the stairs were made of concrete, the builders will suss that out later – theirs probably a house previously there, which has been moved to the back of the section and another nicer looking one on the street view
OH.
EM.
GEE.
mobile home fail.