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  1. Funnyboi says:

    It’s funny because it’s for kids.

  2. big MOO says:

    LAST!

  3. Tanja says:

    Only $1.99! A bargain, for torture-instruments…

    • Agita says:

      Nonsense! Back a few years torture instruments were 0.002 cents! And they came in shiny iron metal, not cheap breakable plastic!! People these days!

      • Dalkorian says:

        You idiots. Back in MY day we made our own torture instruments for free using whatever we could find laying around at the time – AND WE LIKE IT THAT WAY!
        Don’t make me beat you with my cane, sonny!

  4. loufail says:

    $1.99?!?!?!
    My parents had to pay almost $40 for “My First Torment Kit”.

  5. Yelphin says:

    I bet its a recorder…

  6. cuxvog says:

    Warning: small parts.
    They’ll choke to death!

  7. Walnutter says:

    Thats a deal!

  8. Arthur Eld says:

    You can’t start too early. 5 is a little late.

  9. Heledir says:

    I heard you can make great music on an instrument of torture…

  10. £υηçhþöχ says:

    New from the Marquis de Sade, the Children’s Instruments of Tourture line promises to bring hours of BDSM fun to all the kids in your family!

  11. sck says:

    for abu-graib-kids

  12. Gauntlet says:

    Obama closes Guantanamo and sells furniture at dumping prises!

  13. GladIwokeUp says:

    S&M training started early! Ages 5 and up!

  14. binda says:

    Most kids toys seem to be instruments of torture…

  15. Strategist says:

    Ah, this is after my own heart…
    .
    Wait it’s only $1.99? They were $0.002 when I was given one at age 3! Damn inflation. But still, it made a great gift for me, and it will make a good gift for your child, i swear!

  16. Christopher says:

    I can’t believe Cheney is already falling on such hard times that he’s selling his childhood toybox.

  17. Glass Joe says:

    A buck-ninety-nine? GIVEAWAY!

  18. Mike says:

    CIA next-gen training WIN.

  19. Blue2thFairy says:

    Baby’s first Waterboarding kit?

  20. L@w says:

    guess this is better then sex toys…….

  21. Marko says:

    So whats about it? Its a care kit for tortoises..

  22. Brutalizer says:

    BRODEQUIN !

  23. BennyHarassi says:

    From the makers of Guantanamo Bay.

  24. TT says:

    Your typical American Toys… I bet Bush/Cheney have some interest in the company that sells this.

    • TT says:

      Viewed from the EU (or from Azerbajian as you claim), you are indeed very typical in your glorification of violence. You even have presidents and vice-presidents that openly defend torture (after applying it of course). No need to draw a picture. That’s not to say that we europeans can’t be described as typical of course :) although you’re in a much better position to ventilate them of course. Anyway, just FYI: I like America. So don’t start torturing me just yet ^^

  25. Lorilei says:

    Wow thanx for the loads of comments on my fail! It’s from Target’s Halloween costume accessories from last year! Such a cool find. We were laughing in the aisle for almost half an hour!

  26. Aja says:

    Should go nice with the child predator hands.

  27. slaggingham says:

    Well, it’s “instruments of torture” as defined by the Geneva conventions.

    So…

    A tickling feather and a book of dirty jokes.

  28. Lunchbox says:

    On the outside: “Instruments of Torture”
    .
    Inside contents: “One Failblog ‘First’ Troll”

  29. BobSaget says:

    for ages 5 and up!

  30. Tyler Durden says:

    The box should say “As Seen on C-SPAN.”

  31. skrag2112 says:

    New from Fischer-Price! Its the “Spanish Inquisition Playset”! Get those heretics and witches to confess! Fun for ages 3 and up!

    • Dalkorian says:

      Actually, it’s ages 5 and up. There is a reason for that, kids don’t usually have the strength to work torture devices properly until about age 5.

  32. MyMediumIsDark says:

    I anyone knows where this can be bought online, or if anyone want a to make a quick buck by charging me a service fee for buying one and posting it to the UK, let me know. There are people for which this would make an ideal joke present…

  33. Jamye says:

    this is from target. i buy so much halloween shit at target every year, and that’s what the tags look like. it was probably a halloween prop set with small parts: thus the ages 5 and up. :D

  34. ghouck says:

    How is this fail? It’s obviously some halloween crap of something like that. Failblog is really reaching. .. and failing. .

  35. Rokkitgurl says:

    I saw it at Target last year. I doubt you can buy it any longer. I live in Ireland now, and if I see another such item it shall be purchased and put on eBay.

    And as far as this not being a fail. Whatever. I have no judgement for those who don’t understand it and are cranky…

  36. Frank says:

    My nuts are itchy.

  37. Cooper Wiseman says:

    These are plastic shackles and a fake ax. It is sold in target during haloween. I own one.

  38. Ido says:

    Where can I get that?

  39. John Jude Farragut says:

    Parents, your jobs are about to get a lot harder.

  40. Kaitlyn says:

    Anyone notice how it’s from Wal-Mart?

  41. Rokkitgurl says:

    its from Target. Not wally world. I wouldnt be caught dead in walmart.

  42. Foghat says:

    so they can learn it at home and not just from their government

  43. pinkyziolk says:

    what you dont see is that under the label in the bag is a child size accordian>.<. WHY ARE THEY EVEN CREATED?!

  44. Abi says:

    I think my Dad has those as a child…

  45. the seraph says:

    instrument*S* of torture…
    item quantity: 1

  46. Amber says:

    i recognize that label!
    its Halloween toys
    oh target

  47. Shopping Plaza Online is the best way to find everthing you needed for your kids.

  48. AnimeFanatic says:

    Hmm, This seems like a toy that The Warden from Superjail had as a kid.

  49. fxdfxdf says:

    these comments are filled with off-topic discussions, once someone changes the subject, a whole swarm of kids follow

  50. rug says:

    this is just sad


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