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Brings back memories…
FIRST
to reply to me? Why bother trying? *taze*
scarlet takes a tumble
right… now to finish the failed firster off…
*Loading my “child care”-shotgun..
yeah you guys are f*cking losers. With all your *tazes* troll bull. get a life
It’s a more jocular approach than saying have you got so little life and so little friends to talk to you’d come somewhere you’re not wanted to try and spoil other people’s fun to try feel big and like you’re achieving something?
You spelled furuncular wrong.
Wen?
19:00
Eso me hizo salivar. Voy a llamarte “Pavlov.” Ahora, ven y toca mi timbre con tu lengua.
Voy a llamar a ese timbre hasta que me abras la puerta, mi perrita hambrienta.
¡Adelante! Siempre eres bienvenido aquí. Y no es necesario usar nada…
No es necesario vestir chubasquero aunque este mojado, me gusta. Tus ladridos de bienvenida me alegran el alma.
Estoy jadeante con anticipación. Quiero que lo hagamos a lo perrito.
Ahora has despertado al animal que llevo en mi interior.
Me gustaría mascote a tu cachorro.
deine eltern sind schweine?
cut the moon speak it makes my head hurt
OMG, I love it when Mookie speaks French!
…That’s Spanish.
It’s Greek to me
Não importa o que é. Não é inglês, com toda a certeza.
Talk right!
no seriously i dont speak english! i dont know what ur talking about!!! idiots leave me alone!!
*gets tazed*
owowowowowowowow
This is unbelievable! The post a fail that’s really old, submitted by a person named SS, but they play the racist card when it comes to posting my Obama fail!!!!
missing letter: y
Today’s comment wasn’t brought to you by the letter Y?
ha ha ha, ONE itchy baby, TWO itchy babies, THREE itchy babies. THREE itchy babies infested with lice in child care, ha ha ha!
You said you wouldn’t tell!
my point exactly
There there, it was all a misunderstanding. I was of course referring to cacapeepee’s genitals. We all know you’re a big boy , eh? Eh? *nudges Mikey*
I and The Magnificent Mr. Cuddles can attest to that, though I’d rather not go into details.
It appears that my services are no longer needed here.
Oh Chirstopher, there will always be a position for you.
McFail has plenty of room on her staff for your… staff.
I think Avis may have some objections… but she’ll probably understand how important it is to hold employment in these days.
i heard on myspace that many positions are open for christopher…but only if hes flexible enough…
Well done, you’re wrong on most accounts.
And you obviously spend a lot of your life on here looking at who’s commenting, and wishing you could match the wit of the majority of the bloggers here to join in the fun rather than having to result to playground insults.
I repeat, well done. None out of ten.
none? too generous, its at least a -2, counting the fact that he does not only contribute nothing, but ruins the contribution of others, therefore negativing his score. GTFO NUB.
Hmm, i would have thought it would have a -0.002…
is that -0.002 cents or -0.002 dollars?
So you say I’m here nearly everyday but you don’t pay attention to whose commenting. . .
All you say is FIRST at the beginning but you’re here writing paragraphs about what you do. . .
You’re saying I’m trying to be cool trollhunting when I stepped in objecting to you calling everyone losers. . .
Do you actually need me to reply to your comments, or if I give it a few hours will you have contradicted everything in your comment and lose an argument against yourself?
there is nothing bad about losing an argument to youself. unless you now owe yourself money…darn
there is no problem with losing an argument to yourself. unless you now owe yourself money…darn
A moomin? In America???
How do you know he’s on here everyday? Unless….
heeeeeeyyyy! I think you’re onto something there…..
We hang around all day and stay up all night commenting in an attempt to make our friends laugh. We know this is difficult for you to understand.
Obvious trolls like you should be ignored, but since you’ve crossed over to a hate troll, you will not be forgotten or forgiven here — ever.
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dude… your a tard your gonna sit here and be all bent outta shape cause you didnt egt the first comment and your going to bash on someone for being here too much when your sitting here posting and reposting these insults so its pretty clear it is in fact you who has no life
yay, its tom bashing time! let me get my troll club!!!
…says the guy named cacapeepee.
*masturbates* who wants white manjuce?
Don’t *taze* me bro!
scarlet takes a tumble?
PSST! We can all hear your multiple personalities arguing – not to imply that you have personality…
its all a part of his plan to make us accept him then *BAM*! he ‘F*rsts’ out of nowhere and sends us off crying.
my point exactly.
my area approximatively.
now where’s the grammar fail?
over here’e
Damn! I though it was a trash bin..
Here in Germany we use Ash trays for child care
in Soviet Russia, ash throws out You
In oviet ussia, irst etters hrow ou way.
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Hey, Wormie, you accidenty your “tr”.
Ash is this Pokemon trainer, right? He´s not that scary.. broad shoulders though!
In Soviet Russia, cigar smokes YOU!!!
Yea….
good times….good times….
Second!
Is that spray a Banksy?
I doubt it, doesn’t seem his style.
Where they dispose of the unwanted ones…
Now that’s not nice…
No, no it’s not. Life is hard. Wait, I’m not Scandinavian!
Spartan?
THIS! IS! CHILD CARE! *kicks child in trashcan*
*wonders why Arthur was in the trashcan too*
Choose one of the following answers:
a) to find food.
b) he lives there.
c) just to kick the goddamn child.
d) grammar fail.
d)!
Oh, you’re no fun anymore…
Ooh, ooh! I pick C, but I’m in a mood again today.
Show a child you care. Kick them!
i went to that child care centre and i turned out okay…………………………………………….
erm……..
Sometimes the stork accidentally drops them in here. But you clean ‘em up a little and they’re fine.
spray a little windex on them, they burn for a while but that gives you the bonus of authority.
What doesn’t kill them makes them stronger.
Lelz
Is this round the back of the baby dump?
Yeap, it’s where the babies go when they get too big to be cute anymore. straight to the child care receptacle.
I don’t support this. Children should be recycled!
Resident Evil 4..
President Weevil 5…
Evil Knievel 6
Hesitant Weeble 7
Visitant Feeble 8
Militant Needle 9
Exhilirant tweedle 10
Nihilent sneedle 11
Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.
You broked it.
Well pop caps inta tha muthaf***as!
I bought that yesterday!
Heh, the demo for the fifth one came out a couple o’ days ago. It was about time.
top 20! \(^_^)/
This is the place to which the child-transportation-failtruck delivers the kids.
i hope the kids find the guns i left there for the homeless
It’s funny because it’s a trash bin.
You shouldn’t talk about your mother like that.
His Oedipal complex is a duplex.
His herpes is a simplex, though.
Sure, but his Ayds keeps it at a lower level.
His video went venereal.
Nice Spoting Dumbass
spoting: v; to spote, see also: spelling fail.
That’s how I care aboud children: I don’t. That is why I suppord abortion. I hate children.
It’s good that you feel able to share that.
Pity his mom didn’t embrace that credo.
I don’t know, Mook, I kinda think she DID feel that way… at least, about ONE child in particular. Can we say, “Somebody’s got issues” ??
Botched abortions are tragic for all concerned. She shoulda used a longer hanger.
Pshhh…. longer hangers are for wussies. She shoulda used the Shopvac!
Yeah I hate her too.
Phaed – dhanks for your suppord. Your suppord will help all involved reach the nexd level. Id druly is inspiring do see such courage. Courage in dhe face of evil. Abordion = Evil. Phaed=PHAILBUCKED
I dated a guy that could play the Abordion. Polish men really have long schlongs.
*polishes some more*
Since when is abortion evil??? The Bible says it’s not.
Oh, this fail brings back high school memories.
I think they forgot to put ‘Mobile’ in front of Child Care. The thing has wheels! Save gas $ in the van, just toss ‘em in and push them to the bowling alley. Or hospital. Wherever you’re going!
Russia unveils its new stroller line for the working man.
Psst! You’re wanted back in the 80s, chop chop!
i think the name of the one who submitted the picture is a fail…
They signed their name in parceltongue
This is not a bin.
These are not the bins you seek.
Please touch the no-touch touch bin without touching.
THIS! IS! CHILD CARE! Apparently.
This fail fails D: What’s so fail about a bin that belongs to a daycare.
You’re right! They’re supposed to use the whole child – nothing should go to waste!
This looks more like a win, actually.
My nuts are itchy.
what’s fail about this? child care always comes in a trash can
In the news teenager toss baby’s in the trash.
I think Bob was being a mite sarcastic.
HAHAHAHAHA THATS AT MY SCHOOL! AMERICAN RIVER JUNIOR COLLEGE!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! oh man thats so crazy i know that dumpster, i know that e symbol! i walk past it every day omg!
Go Beavers…
how much fail could a failchuck fail if a failchuck could win?
Ah, yes. I remember my days in the dumpster… good times, good times.
day care is expensive…