I would make such a noise at the tatoo artist for making a mistake like that. (if it was him)
I would probably ask for my money back and get them to pay to have it removed.
it is not a head, or a breast, can you not see the hair in the crack? or the boxers on the right underneath the cheek? It is obviously a guy mooning the camera after the tatooing.
I would never allow the tatooist to sign his work. That’s just crazy. Like that surgeon who got his licence revoked for carving his initials into the incision. That signature is a bigger fail than the misspelling.
Depends on who you hug.
I recently bloodied a boy’s nose over one
of those kind of hugs. Apparently,
“Let me go or I will hit you in the face”
seemed to sound like a come-on.
why is there an asterisk at the beginning as well, was the quote actuallty like “I’ve always wondered, are you jalous?” because “Are you jalous?” would’ve stood up just fine as its own sentence.
Tis okay. The Ellipses invaded the Asterisks, shut down all the checkpoints, and blew them all to hell. Of course, the Ampersands came and stole all the Commas that were meant for the starving Asterisks, who kept lobbing Periods into Southern Ellipse, who used it as an excuse to fire off more mortar rounds into the Asterisk home territory…..and I forgot where I was going with this.
Yes, and I am NOT jalous. If you’re going to tattoo your hind end with something so . . . let’s say skanky, for lack of a better word . . . it better be because your butt is something to be jealous of, rather than disgusted by.
really people if you’ve left a comment on ICHC you wouldn’t care if the girl put ‘dictionary’s’. On there, spelling doesn’t matter. Heck, we’d spell it ‘dikshunari’. lay off the poor thing!
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Are you really that ignorant? Most gay men have much better taste than straight men. And not every gay man is turned on by every guys ass. That is homophobic to even think that. I hope you go to prison and are locked in with Bubba.
That doesn’t seem right. Let me help you out with that.
*steals “m” replaces with a “c”*
*starts to steal the “i” while holding a “u”*
when…
*feels sharp pain in head*
*ears begin to bleed*
*goes into violent convulsions*
damn you mookie…
This is a fail on so many levels
a) can’t spell
b) ruined a perfectly good butt
c) copyright by sasa? wtf
d) the question mark on the end is upside down (on top of the fact that it barely looks like a question mark as it is)
e) looks painful
f) why would you take the picture when it’s all raised and red instead of a week later?
g) to answer your ass’ question: no, I’m not jalous or jealous at all
What frakkin’ idiot let this tattoo “artist” add a signature for a simple lettering? If it was a sleeve or a back piece it would fine, but not for lettering. I want the tattoo, not an advertisement.
Man, even on a big piece that would be a douchebag move. I guess if the tattoo artist ran it by the customer and the customer was okay with the artist hiding their name in there, whatever. But an entire signature line? Christ!
Someone needs to find this tattoo “artist” and break their hands.
I am very surprised that no one mentioned that it’s french. And they probably chose to use the french adjective because it rhymes. I in no way condone this tattoo. It’s crap, but at least there may have been some reason behind it. It’s not necessarily a spelling fail.
Nope. It depends on the context. “Jalous” is perfectly acceptable, and I’m SO glad that after reading hundreds of moronic comments, someone was smart enough to point this out.
So it’s two words in english, one in french and then a spanish-style questionmark, only at the end of the sentence? True, no fail here. Multilingual WIN!
tattoos are gross, i think. someone told me (i dunno if it’s true) that they use car paint in the ink of the tattoo! then it gets in your blood… i think that is already going too far. and the only problem is that the tattoo is permanent! lol
Why, YES! Yes I am! As long as the make-believe word “jalous” means “repelled by the sight of your naked butt with a (stunningly pointless) tattoo, the redness and irritation therefrom, and apparent SCRATCH MARKS where you were SCRATCHING YOUR BUTT JUST BEFORE PHOTOGRAPHING IT FOR POSTERITY!!”
That’s an elbow!!!! What u think is a plaid bra is his/her shirt rolled up. The tat is made with a single needle. So it’s not really that big…..although I do say it’s a fail for the tatoo artist – unless that is what the client requested it to say…..you never know….. Besides – too firm & skinny for a butt and no nipple to be a breast.
That is SO NOT an elbow. The second buttock next to it kind of gives it away (okay, it IS possible that it is a second boob, albeit a frightening one, but it is NOT a second elbow…) Even if it were an elbow, it is still FAIL!!! (Bend your arm so your elbow looks like a buttock, write something on the corresponding location on the elbow, then straighten your arm. FAIL)
If the nitwit tattoo artist knew that “jalous” is French for “envious,” why didn’t he (or she, or heshe) know that it would be appropriate to use it in a sentence written in FRENCH?? “Jalous” is not an English word (unless, as suggested above, it is a proper name–of “a group or something”–presumably a French group.)
First of all, it’s not the tattoo artist who usually decides what the tattoo is. Second of all, who says you have to tattoo an entire phrase in one language? It may not be what you would have done but someone else might have.
Honestly, I’m willing to bet whatever person got this on their ass got it for free. Simply because they allowed Susa/Sasa to tag it. I’ve known several idiots who get tagged so they can get free tattoos. They always look like shit as well.
I think we’re missing the other half of the picture. This is a two part quote and the other part is on the other cheek. And the subject is hispanic, who is used to using two question marks on either side of the sentence, which is why this one is upside down. Actually, the OTHER one should be upside down, so its still a fail, but slightly less puzzling fail
Surely someone has mentioned this by now, but not wanting to sort through 400 posts… jalous is the masculine form of the word jealousy in french, the feminine form being jalouse.
Likely not a spelling fail, just a “gay or european” fail.
GOT you guys/gals are pretty clueless. First, it’s an ass. Male or female? Not sure, if it’s a womens, then dirty!!!!!!!! That’s an ugly ass but it makes perfect sense because it would meant for the next male (horse, dog, etc..) that “hits” it. If it’s a guy’s ass, then he’s obviously a gaylord perry.
BTW, it supposed to read – are you “jealous”? – YOU ALL FAIL except for the few funny comments:)
I one saw a pickup truck elaborately airbrushed, and all down the side it said “YOUR JUST JEALOUS”.
And I thought, you’re just crap at picking truck airbrushers.
ouch…that looks double painful
I think I’d intentionally NOT put on the zinc ointment so it would peel and fade away.
Nobody could be that lucky.
Note to self: never design your tattoo while drunk/after smokin’ a joint.
at first i thought it said “are you falous”
same here.
body
whats that for?
*masturbates* who wants white manjuce?
I would do the same thing.
I would make such a noise at the tatoo artist for making a mistake like that. (if it was him)
I would probably ask for my money back and get them to pay to have it removed.
But lol though!
Are you failous?
yeah, it looks like Falous.ha
It doesn’t even remotely look like Failous, kill yourself.
i think the real question is ass or boobs?
neither, it’s the top of someone’s head
I agree, definitely ass.
yeah right, the top of a head with an asscrack on the left…
Again, I feel compelled to point out the tuft of hair in the cleavage…
I’m compelled to point out the elastic band of a pair of boxers in the lower right hand corner. This is an ass and abstract is fail.
I’m repelled to point out the denim/plaid bra in the right hand corner…
Mine have three…each.
The more the merrier.
it is not a head, or a breast, can you not see the hair in the crack? or the boxers on the right underneath the cheek? It is obviously a guy mooning the camera after the tatooing.
Unless they’re cleverly hidden below the bottom of the photo – like your brain…
“the denim/plaid bra in the right hand corner…”
`
A denim and/or plaid bra? Where do they sell those? K.D. Lang’s Secret?
there is now way that those are boobs, it is definitely some fat white ass which makes it even more gross
vocabulary fail
(also, those are clearly boxers, not a bra)
If that’s not an ear in the lower left corner, what is it?
Do any of you actually have boobs? That is obviously an ass.
definately ass…..
Are you serious? That looks nothing like boobs.
ITS AN ASS!!!! look at the other side of the pic!
I think it does look remotely like Failous.
your post makes you look like a phallus.
that’s cos i think it looks like F-A-L- and so on, making it sound ike phallus. hence the ha.
*kills himself*
Do I win anything for that?
A shiny Darwin Award. It is rickety but heavy.
And sharp.
Ok, he gets an award, now I’m jalous
(i’m sorry I couldnt resist)
Congratulations! You earned it. *claps entusiastically*
It says jalous supposed to be jealous
I dunno, but you sure are winous.
Your dad is a pedophile
Not the least bit………..
fail/??
fail???
this is EPIC – this will be fail for years to come.
Second!
Nice tattoo and its made by Sasa. Hahaha.
Think maybe it’s this guy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opZfAXIgUuk
I think the tattoo was probably made by “sasha”….seems they like to leave out letters.
Because the butt wasn’t wide enough.
Oh that is Definitely not the problem.. *hurk*
Actually…it’s made by “Sasha” – but he can’t spell that either.
I would never allow the tatooist to sign his work. That’s just crazy. Like that surgeon who got his licence revoked for carving his initials into the incision. That signature is a bigger fail than the misspelling.
third
fail
Indeed it is, Anal!
Maybe rectal?
Rectal. that word has THE best ring to it. specially if you stretch the Rrrreeectal!
No it’s not, Canal.
*Sigh* It’s Banal, obviously.
Don’t be banal.
Banal.
Yeah, totally jealous of the permanent reminder of your idiocy…
It almost looks like it should say, “…are you Fabulous?”
If that’s the case…yes, yes I am, but I prefer amazing.
Is it ok if I call you magnificent instead?
of course it is!
Mr Magnificent Cuddles. Not a bad name.
Hee…!
*hugs the Magnificent mr. cuddles*
*hugs fluffy and dragonwriter*
Grope Hug!!!!!!!!
My favorite kind!
Depends on who you hug.
I recently bloodied a boy’s nose over one
of those kind of hugs. Apparently,
“Let me go or I will hit you in the face”
seemed to sound like a come-on.
It wasn’t.
the groping tickles in a good way. thanks. I needed that.
grope or group?
Woah, Nellie!
Grope hug? FAIL!
Thats what I thought too.
HAH thats exactly what i thought it said!
Oh cool, none of you can read, super! Kill yourselves.
I think that there’s better solutions to not being able to read than killing onesself.
Not too many, actually.
Waterboarding oneself?
Your comments are pure torture.
Let’s rack up a few more puns here.
Hold on, I need to go Gitmo.
Well hurry and whip some up.
Sorry, I was detained, what did I mis?
I am drawing a blank.
An s on the end of miss. That’s what.
All this fuss over grammar and spelling makes me gag.
I think you all need to exercise some restraint.
The iron maiden above is right. What’s wrong with us?
…takes his restraint for a spiffy bicycle ride…
That comment mace me laugh
WOO Iron Maiden!
It’s called “enhanced commenting technique”. I don’t torture!
The tattoo artist was callous.
What a fallacy!
Read it again, this time don’t be so superficial.
I think the ‘Made by’ line makes this a double fail! A tattoo copyright?
how about the upside down question mark at the end…? triple fail?
OMFG!!! o0′!!
WTF @ tattoo copyright? LOL.
How do you misspell a question mark? sheesh
Triple fail! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
why is there an asterisk at the beginning as well, was the quote actuallty like “I’ve always wondered, are you jalous?” because “Are you jalous?” would’ve stood up just fine as its own sentence.
I think the sad part is that they are showing it off.
quad fail
Punctuation fail.
Asterisk = *
Ellipses = …
You’re right, I really missed the target on that one.
Easy to remember: an ellipsis precedes the tattoo, an asterisk is what the mistake is printed on.
Actually,
Ellipsis = …
Ellipses = … … …
Ellipsis. Not asterisk.
Asterisk: *
Ellipsis: . . .
Psst…It’s an ellipsis…not an asterisk.
Big apology to the Ellipsis fans out there, didn’t mean to give any credit to those damned asterisks.
Wow. The ellipsis people are really on the blog today.
Right on the dot.
Always so punctu(ation)al
Thanks for pointing that out.
Tis okay. The Ellipses invaded the Asterisks, shut down all the checkpoints, and blew them all to hell. Of course, the Ampersands came and stole all the Commas that were meant for the starving Asterisks, who kept lobbing Periods into Southern Ellipse, who used it as an excuse to fire off more mortar rounds into the Asterisk home territory…..and I forgot where I was going with this.
The exclamation went bang, and the asterisk went splat.
Is that a butt?
Yes, I believe it is
Wait till that ass gets all old and saggy
and the tat gets all skewed.
I like to think it’s an enormous, pore-sprinkled breast, with the nipple just out of site below the bottom edge of the photo.
ewwwww. Thanks for that.
How do you make 20 lbs of fat interesting? Put a nipple on it!
I don’t get the point.
It’s a joke I heard on the radio. I was drawing from Bod’s post.
Srry. I was just being an ass.
Not to be mistaken for the one above.
where’s your tattoo?
*looks*
Damn! Someone stole it!!!
I Blame Bob.
Velvet, you’re such a boob!
Well, what else would you expect from someone who has a disco ball for their avatar?
*plasters a nipple on B2th’s forehead*
So are you!:)
¿
I question your motive there.
In Sov13t Russ1a, motive questions YOU!
*slinks away before B2th can find a tazer*
Whether it be an Ass Cheek or a Boob, I never want to see it again.
What about an Ass Boob?
Asshat?
Jackass?
Carjack?
KOJAK?!?!?
Do I win a pony???
Kodiak?
No, it was Polaroid
aw, that’s a real Kodiak moment there…
Oh my God!
Sight, Bod. Sight. Sight.
Thank goodness nobody noticed.
I noticed, but I’m a grammar cop, not a spelling cop. So I let it slide.
.
You owe me $5.
Bod, you owe me $10, because I went through the trouble to write a report to the authorities and then changed my mind and erased it.
No probs, peeps.
Cheques are in the post.
Let me know if they don’t arrive, yeah?
I’ll take care of this, Bod.
T-140Q, is 1000 internets enough to buy your silence?
Make it 1500 internets and 12 hours of free time and it’s a deal!
Yes, and I am NOT jalous. If you’re going to tattoo your hind end with something so . . . let’s say skanky, for lack of a better word . . . it better be because your butt is something to be jealous of, rather than disgusted by.
I’m jalous of Amygo
I want a “made by” signature on my tattoo too! I also want there to be no dictionary’s or literate people around. That would be perfect
This is the wrong place for you, sweetie.
We only have dicitionaries around here.
Looks like someone put it in you, McFail.
Wha?
Don’t look at me. You would have definitely noticed if it were me.
It was me, with the candlestick in the billiard room. I thought you into that sort of thing. sorry. *shrugs*
I wonder what it is?
Look it up, it’s in the dicitionary.
I can see it, but I don’t understand it.
That’s what she said..
Dictionary’s? Looks like you need to hang around some literate people.
at least its spelled right
nevermind the spelling, apostrophes are by far the most important.
That’s not an apostraphe, it’s a superscripted comma.
*apostrophe*
‘
indeedy
really people if you’ve left a comment on ICHC you wouldn’t care if the girl put ‘dictionary’s’. On there, spelling doesn’t matter. Heck, we’d spell it ‘dikshunari’. lay off the poor thing!
I’ll see your apostrophe and I’ll raise you a semicolon
Can I quote you on that?
I call your apostrophe’s and raise you a colonoscopy.
Watch out, she missed her period.
Yes, it’s a baby ShamWow.
Better a ShamWow than Shamu.
*ow*
‘ good
´ bad
` worse
Using unnecessary apostrophes causes cancer. I read it somewhere, don’t dispute me.
What type of cancer? Colon?
You just won.
Tell him what he’s won Bob!
A free tattoo by Sasa!!!
And a guest spot with Billy Mays on the commercial for his newest invention!
Clicky my nicky for Billy Mays’ next offering.
Nicky won’t clicky.
Let’s see if that worked.
yea! But that thing looks positively obscene.
(watched it with the sound off)
Check out Heather’s grimace as she leaves at 0:58. She knows something is up.
No dictionary’s what?
FIRST
you are no more first than Brittney Spears was a virgin
BURN! Hope that one hurts Britney Spears.
It only hurts the first time, so I doubt it.
Unless you mean the burn, in which case I bet it hurts you too:(
Luckily, there is medication for it! Try the STD market first,
good prices there..
You probably mean “is a virgin.” I assume at some point in her life she was a virgin. Then again, that may just be wishful thinking.
I believe that he is referring to the time when whether or not she was a vrigin was in question, and she repeatedly said that she was.
She was yelling I’m a virgin with her ankles around her earlobes while being pounded like a cheap steak with a tenderizer mallet
Boy am I glad I don’t eat red meat.
Kinda reminds me of Madonna’s infamous tune… “Like a Vegan”…
Now I look at tenderizer mallets differently. There’s one at work I’m thinking of asking out, but I don’t have the nerve.
Ditto, and now I may have to pass on seafood as well.
Hit me baby, one more time!
POW!
sure she was! when she was born!!!!!!
The answer to the tattoo is clearly no….
In fact, I am jealous. Only a bit, but still jealous.
Are you Failous?
Yes indeed
fallacious?
facetious?
fergalicious?
atrocious?
loquacious?
lubricious?
licktacious
Lickitung?
Achtung!
Pretentious!
Fellatious?
Malicious…
*wags finger at Jules*
…lugubrious
*stops wagging finger…hangs head…silently weeps*
*points to Mookie, Ry, and Loz* Salacious?
Thats rather presumptuous.
*Shakes head.*
Such pernicious comments on this thread.
Don’t be so fastidious
such factious comments
liplicksmackinglicious?
if that is an ass, then that tattoo is Huge…..
It’s an optical illusion.
Get real real close to read it…
OW! OW! My eyes! Make it stop!
and is it copywrited by john Philip susa?
Close. Jon Failup Sasa.
omg, it is a butt!
… or a close up of a penis head
Oh dear GOD!?! I’m in pain just thinking about a tattoo on the mushroom.
I read that as Made By Santa and then imagined that this was his ass. Red and jolly. And fat.
Hey see I quoted myself! Woo! SELF QUOTING I AM TALKING TO MYSELF!!
*runs outta house* ASDAFDASDAFDASDAFD
Well, multiple louvers can result in jalousie.
Hee! Love is blind.
That fact has led me to fall for some shady characters.
*shutters at the thought*
*Takes Picture* *Shutters*
*looks at blurry picture*
Your shutter speed is too slow.
*changes aperture size and F-stops*
*hands camera back*
This should fix your shuttering shutter!
Um, you changed the aperture size,
and the F stopped. How is that fixed?
Change it back so the F-ing can continue!
It was sheer lunacy on my part.
Poor Mookie couldn’t resist the weekly drapes.
I guess they will not be hanging around.
And now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain. . .
…hurtin’ fer certain…
Which brings us back to potato.
YAY! I was hoping someone would.
All roads lead to potato.
In Soviet Union, all potatoes lead to FAILag.
FAILag: A temporary disorder that causes
fatigue, insomnia, and other symptoms as
a result of long-term commenting on
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*quickly closes shutters on all windows*
Aiyaiyai, my accent fails me again
Nothing butt the facts ma’am.
He was asskin for trouble when he got Sasa to make his tattoo.
She is going to be the butt of many jokes.
I’m sorry to disappoint you Blue2th, but that’s a dude’s ass.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
I don’t want it…you keep it!
Do you at least have the gift receipt?
*shuffles through pockets* I think I left it at home. Maybe you can get store credit…
I hope so, because there’s no way that I’m keeping it.
I laughed so hard, my cheeks hurt.
No. That was the tattoo.
Really? How can you tell?
the plaid boxers bunched up under the cheek.
that…and i’m gay. i know what men’s asses look like.
This thread is closed because there is no possible retort to the above comment. Thanks, Mgmt.
Your _______________ would be so proud.
a) Childhood Priest
b) Mother
c) Father
d) 1st Grade Teacher
Your _______________ should be arrested.
a) Childhood Priest
b) Mother
c) Father
d) 1st Grade Teacher
…no possible retort that was not insulting.
*ignores asshats*
*Is hurt, because he thought that his asshat was a lovely compliment to the rest of my outfit*
Yes, it goes so very well with your armskirt and chestpants.
I was considering going down the donkey route. . .
Ewww… I bet that ass turned you on!
Are you really that ignorant? Most gay men have much better taste than straight men. And not every gay man is turned on by every guys ass. That is homophobic to even think that. I hope you go to prison and are locked in with Bubba.
Myself, I’ve never tasted either a straight man OR a gay man…
*pleads the 5th*
It’s ok Ry, it was only a one time thing this morning…but unfortunately, it didn’t flip me
I feel so inadequate now
I have even turned a priest!
Spread the Love
*cuddles with ryannon* It’ll be ok. Maybe if you tried a strap-on next time…
*straps Mookie to her back*
Like this?
This could definitely have its advantages
oh my
Two, two, two mints in one!
That doesn’t seem right. Let me help you out with that.
*steals “m” replaces with a “c”*
*starts to steal the “i” while holding a “u”*
when…
*feels sharp pain in head*
*ears begin to bleed*
*goes into violent convulsions*
damn you mookie…
You forgot to carry the 9 and multiply it by zero.
The hair in the crack is a dead give away…
That’s a Shadow!
Sure it is…a very fuzzy shadow, cast by many hairs closely packed together.
I think your logic is fuzzy there.
Fuzzy math, voodoo economics, call it what you will…I won’t stop BACKing my SIDE of the story.
Well, I rectum we’re going to have to agree to disagree.
Yeah, I apologize if I sounded cheeky.
No problem, now if you would kindly exit through the posterior of the room that would be great.
Don’t let the door hit you where the good lord split you.
Jules, you’re running a little behind today huh?
Sure, I’ll leave…no need to cause a rumpus.
Sorry about that, I fell in ahole and hurt my leg.
Here, let me assist you.
*helps Blue2thFairy up*
Sorry to hear about your bum leg, can I help?
Thank you both for the help, from the bottom of my heart.
*comes in to assess the situation*
I’m not a doctor but I have slept with 2 and a nurse, all at the same time.
That doctor’s bill must have cost you some booty.
Damn near shit my pants when I brown-eyed it.
That is because you are so anal with your money.
What part is that?
It’s an ass…
Well… it looks photoshopped to me, which makes me even less jalous.
Note to myself: Avoid tatoo artist named “susa”.
Customer: Dammit!! Where’s the freakin’ “e“?!?
SUSA: Thare steal own baa corder frum lass munth!
This is a fail on so many levels
a) can’t spell
b) ruined a perfectly good butt
c) copyright by sasa? wtf
d) the question mark on the end is upside down (on top of the fact that it barely looks like a question mark as it is)
e) looks painful
f) why would you take the picture when it’s all raised and red instead of a week later?
g) to answer your ass’ question: no, I’m not jalous or jealous at all
obviously sASSa had to take the picture right after the masterpiece was done
Before the pigeons got to it…
Or the med students.
Or the ink runs.
At first I didn’t see it was a butt.
Now I will never be able to unsee this anymore…
And seriously, how can someone be this stupid?
You must be new around these parts.
Nope I ain’t jalous. Looks like they have to shave their butt, really aint jalous
Deana Carter’s new album: “I shaved my butt for this?”
Next years projected album is “That’s not bikin line ravor burn, it’s beard chaffing”, hit single “I spent all day delousing for you”.
You make me raf.
Wait… raf=roll around farting?
Run and Frolic?
Really absolutely fellatious…
Run along frolicking?
Ruminate Amongst Flowers
Royal Air Force?
Ready, annnnnd FIGHT!
ring around the falous
rest among fecies
asses to asses
we all fall down
on a potato without playing sex games
Is a ravor like a razor?
No silly, a “Ravor” is a person that goes to Raves. geeez
And bikin’ Raves at that
No wonder he got it tatooed…
Ravor burn line!
What frakkin’ idiot let this tattoo “artist” add a signature for a simple lettering? If it was a sleeve or a back piece it would fine, but not for lettering. I want the tattoo, not an advertisement.
“Made By Sasa” might be a sort of status symbol. I’m not sure. “Hey, look, Sasa signed my butt!” …. Talk about butthurt.
Man, even on a big piece that would be a douchebag move. I guess if the tattoo artist ran it by the customer and the customer was okay with the artist hiding their name in there, whatever. But an entire signature line? Christ!
Someone needs to find this tattoo “artist” and break their hands.
smack them with a dictionary!
What has been seen cannot be unseen…
I am very surprised that no one mentioned that it’s french. And they probably chose to use the french adjective because it rhymes. I in no way condone this tattoo. It’s crap, but at least there may have been some reason behind it. It’s not necessarily a spelling fail.
There’s a reason behind it alright.
It would be “jaloux” if it were French, though, yes? Not “jalous.”
Yes, it would be jaloux (m.) or jalouse (f.), but not jalous.
I think this guy’s just an idiot. Or the tattoo artist. Or both.
Nope. It depends on the context. “Jalous” is perfectly acceptable, and I’m SO glad that after reading hundreds of moronic comments, someone was smart enough to point this out.
So it’s two words in english, one in french and then a spanish-style questionmark, only at the end of the sentence? True, no fail here. Multilingual WIN!
Heheh.
While there is no doubt excellent and reasonable logic behind your statement, that ass FAILs just on principle.
Jes.
Awww crap. Nest fail.
*takes picture for future reference*
Well, you know what they say, a picture is worth a thousand internets.
Made by Sasa?
Made by Sza Sza!
I think the fact that the tattoo is SIGNED is even more fail than the spelling.
yahhh, I too think that’s a two for one fail because of the signature
Im not surprised. With the way the economy is going, i couldnt afford a freakin ‘E’ either. The economy is such an ass!!
LOL.
And that shit’s permanent.
Who would even want a tattoo that said that? Double fail for the “copyright”!
If they added an E at the end, it could be Are You Jalouse? making it French.
I’m pretty sure it’s “Jaloux” … not Jalous/Jalouse. I could be wrong, tho’.
m. jaloux, f. jalouse.
Jaloux/Jalouse
yeah but the rest of the phrase is in english
Jalouse is the feminine form.
you are wrong. its jalouse.
It would be really easy to throw in an “e” right there in that little space after the “j”, no?
Does nobody know how to spell anymore? Dumb.
Ba bum, tush!
a-n-y-m-o-r-e?
Did FailBlog just add _ _ _ to this image, in case some of us are too dumb to get the fail on first look?
Maybe there was more on the other cheek and
we’re just not getting the whole picture?
We need a full moon to know for sure.
The other cheek says “Yes I am”.
Butt that would be ass-backwards then.
The _ _ _ covers some other blemish.
Yes, a complete identification fail. The 2nd and 3rd ‘_ ‘ aren’t even showing a fail and the ‘?’ and copyright do not have one.
im not jalous…
Maybe Im underthinking this, but here goes…
Person giving tattoo and receiving tattoo are idiots.
The end…..
tattoos are gross, i think. someone told me (i dunno if it’s true) that they use car paint in the ink of the tattoo! then it gets in your blood… i think that is already going too far. and the only problem is that the tattoo is permanent! lol
special punctuation win &$¿
is that an asscheek?
Yuh-huh.
no its a boob.
Remember Sammy Jenkis
Why, YES! Yes I am! As long as the make-believe word “jalous” means “repelled by the sight of your naked butt with a (stunningly pointless) tattoo, the redness and irritation therefrom, and apparent SCRATCH MARKS where you were SCRATCHING YOUR BUTT JUST BEFORE PHOTOGRAPHING IT FOR POSTERITY!!”
hee hee…”posterity.” Posterior posterity.
Guys, there’s something called jalous, i know its spelled “jealous” but i think i once saw something called jalous a group or something.. i dunno:P
I’m almost afraid (actually I’m VERY afraid) to ask what body part that was applied to!
I don’t know if I’d be asking that on my ass
This is soo wrong!
He got one there too?
Yuck. What does it say?
why would the lame tatooist put “made by” on the skin…and why is the person ‘tarded enough to let them do that?
Now actually, I’m proud to say I’m not “jalous”…
I’d tap that like a shoulder.
Extra fail because it’s an ass.
I don’t know if I’d be more pissed cause he/she misspelled it, or that they tagged the damned thing with their name.
French vocab = fail? Wha?
But (butt!) the rest is written in ENGLISH.
I think I aime you. But I suis an American.
I think the real fail here is that someone was willing to get a tattoo of “Made by so-and-so” on, what looks like, their ass.
come on failblog, spelling mistakes are getting old.
However, this one is PERMANENT
That’s an elbow!!!! What u think is a plaid bra is his/her shirt rolled up. The tat is made with a single needle. So it’s not really that big…..although I do say it’s a fail for the tatoo artist – unless that is what the client requested it to say…..you never know….. Besides – too firm & skinny for a butt and no nipple to be a breast.
That is SO NOT an elbow. The second buttock next to it kind of gives it away (okay, it IS possible that it is a second boob, albeit a frightening one, but it is NOT a second elbow…) Even if it were an elbow, it is still FAIL!!! (Bend your arm so your elbow looks like a buttock, write something on the corresponding location on the elbow, then straighten your arm. FAIL)
Is that a nipple less boob?
That’s an elbow!! The tat is done w/ a single needle – although I agree – it’s a Fail, I wouldn’t want that one on me.
Sorry – mistakenly posted twice – pls ignore….
I would have to say…no.
special punctuation win
Actually, “jalous” is French for “envious.” YOU all fail.
I think I aime you, too.
If the nitwit tattoo artist knew that “jalous” is French for “envious,” why didn’t he (or she, or heshe) know that it would be appropriate to use it in a sentence written in FRENCH?? “Jalous” is not an English word (unless, as suggested above, it is a proper name–of “a group or something”–presumably a French group.)
Yes, of course, and all other words are in English. A simple explanation.
First of all, it’s not the tattoo artist who usually decides what the tattoo is. Second of all, who says you have to tattoo an entire phrase in one language? It may not be what you would have done but someone else might have.
what were you thinking¿!
I hate the French and my nuts are itchy.
That’s a pretty ugly, mysogynystic comment on many levels. Rethink yourself, please.
Nope.
Honestly, I’m willing to bet whatever person got this on their ass got it for free. Simply because they allowed Susa/Sasa to tag it. I’ve known several idiots who get tagged so they can get free tattoos. They always look like shit as well.
what part of the body is that?
looks like an elephant got failed, such things only happen in amerika,..
Fail #1 – Jalous.
Fail #2 – Signing your name to a tattoo.
Fail #3 – Signing your name to a *misspelled* tattoo.
This is a trifecta of fail…
indeed!
I think we’re missing the other half of the picture. This is a two part quote and the other part is on the other cheek. And the subject is hispanic, who is used to using two question marks on either side of the sentence, which is why this one is upside down. Actually, the OTHER one should be upside down, so its still a fail, but slightly less puzzling fail
maybe he ment FALLUS ? (which means penis in latin xD)
dude maybe he’s looking for someone named jalous
damn….
and that shit’s PERMANENT
LMAO!!!
Surely someone has mentioned this by now, but not wanting to sort through 400 posts… jalous is the masculine form of the word jealousy in french, the feminine form being jalouse.
Likely not a spelling fail, just a “gay or european” fail.
ps “jalous” rhymes with “you”
That is soo not an ass.
It looked like it was supposed to say “Are you JEALOUS?” or “Are you FABULOUS”… either way, I hope that tattooist is done tattooing lol.
GOT you guys/gals are pretty clueless. First, it’s an ass. Male or female? Not sure, if it’s a womens, then dirty!!!!!!!! That’s an ugly ass but it makes perfect sense because it would meant for the next male (horse, dog, etc..) that “hits” it. If it’s a guy’s ass, then he’s obviously a gaylord perry.
BTW, it supposed to read – are you “jealous”? – YOU ALL FAIL except for the few funny comments:)
Luxembourg is proud to have some dumbasses like him.
I know the guy…
The question mark is also upside down. Undisputed Triple Fail.
this isn’t necessarily a fail… jalous=jealous, but in french.
why they would write jealous in french but not the rest of the phrase is slightly fail…
“jaloux”
I one saw a pickup truck elaborately airbrushed, and all down the side it said “YOUR JUST JEALOUS”.
And I thought, you’re just crap at picking truck airbrushers.
uhhh gross thats on his ass and on the left corner u can see his nuts
… Isn’t the question mark upside down too? XD
I like how it’s signed.
and that shit is permanent
this is spelled correctly… in french
Not, I’m not Jalous.
I am so falous.
Its for sure a chicks ass, not a dude. What GUY wud write “are you jealous” on his ass?? No its a chick.
did you notice the tattoo is on his butt? WTF…extra fail
spell FAIL.
Wow. Is that on a titty?