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  1. Shirker says:

    ouch…that looks double painful

  2. blåbär says:

    Nice tattoo and its made by Sasa. Hahaha.

  3. audacious says:

    third

  4. Loz says:

    Yeah, totally jealous of the permanent reminder of your idiocy…

  5. velvet says:

    I think the ‘Made by’ line makes this a double fail! A tattoo copyright?

  6. jeremmy says:

    OMFG!!! o0′!!

  7. Elle says:

    WTF @ tattoo copyright? LOL.

  8. jamezicarius says:

    How do you misspell a question mark? sheesh

  9. SrrslySrry says:

    Is that a butt?

  10. Danielle says:

    I want a “made by” signature on my tattoo too! I also want there to be no dictionary’s or literate people around. That would be perfect

  11. sp0ng3r says:

    The answer to the tattoo is clearly no….

  12. wolfgangmunzerl2 says:

    Are you Failous?
    Yes indeed

  13. goat says:

    if that is an ass, then that tattoo is Huge…..

  14. goat says:

    and is it copywrited by john Philip susa?

  15. jamezicarius says:

    omg, it is a butt!

  16. jamezicarius says:

    … or a close up of a penis head

  17. JasonK says:

    I read that as Made By Santa and then imagined that this was his ass. Red and jolly. And fat.

  18. Marius says:

    Well, multiple louvers can result in jalousie.

  19. susa aka sasa says:

    Aiyaiyai, my accent fails me again

  20. Blue2thFairy says:

    Nothing butt the facts ma’am.

  21. Davveed says:

    What part is that?

  22. Arthur Eld says:

    Note to myself: Avoid tatoo artist named “susa”.

  23. Jenessa Seymour says:

    This is a fail on so many levels
    a) can’t spell
    b) ruined a perfectly good butt
    c) copyright by sasa? wtf
    d) the question mark on the end is upside down (on top of the fact that it barely looks like a question mark as it is)
    e) looks painful
    f) why would you take the picture when it’s all raised and red instead of a week later?
    g) to answer your ass’ question: no, I’m not jalous or jealous at all

  24. Milk&Cookies says:

    At first I didn’t see it was a butt.
    Now I will never be able to unsee this anymore…

    And seriously, how can someone be this stupid?

  25. GladIwokeUp says:

    Nope I ain’t jalous. Looks like they have to shave their butt, really aint jalous

  26. RevWubby says:

    What frakkin’ idiot let this tattoo “artist” add a signature for a simple lettering? If it was a sleeve or a back piece it would fine, but not for lettering. I want the tattoo, not an advertisement.

    • Yarr says:

      “Made By Sasa” might be a sort of status symbol. I’m not sure. “Hey, look, Sasa signed my butt!” …. Talk about butthurt.

    • Julie says:

      Man, even on a big piece that would be a douchebag move. I guess if the tattoo artist ran it by the customer and the customer was okay with the artist hiding their name in there, whatever. But an entire signature line? Christ!

      Someone needs to find this tattoo “artist” and break their hands.

  27. Yarr says:

    What has been seen cannot be unseen…

  28. Yossarian says:

    I am very surprised that no one mentioned that it’s french. And they probably chose to use the french adjective because it rhymes. I in no way condone this tattoo. It’s crap, but at least there may have been some reason behind it. It’s not necessarily a spelling fail.

  29. Blue2thFairy says:

    Jes.

  30. Tasota says:

    I think the fact that the tattoo is SIGNED is even more fail than the spelling.

  31. its pursonal says:

    Im not surprised. With the way the economy is going, i couldnt afford a freakin ‘E’ either. The economy is such an ass!!

  32. Tiff says:

    LOL.
    And that shit’s permanent.

  33. Angela says:

    Who would even want a tattoo that said that? Double fail for the “copyright”!

  34. Erin says:

    If they added an E at the end, it could be Are You Jalouse? making it French.

  35. bootothat says:

    It would be really easy to throw in an “e” right there in that little space after the “j”, no?

  36. hannah78 says:

    Does nobody know how to spell anymore? Dumb.

  37. dianatheinsane says:

    Did FailBlog just add _ _ _ to this image, in case some of us are too dumb to get the fail on first look?

  38. trawgdor says:

    im not jalous…

  39. Edmond Dantes says:

    Maybe Im underthinking this, but here goes…

    Person giving tattoo and receiving tattoo are idiots.

    The end…..

    • i hate everything says:

      tattoos are gross, i think. someone told me (i dunno if it’s true) that they use car paint in the ink of the tattoo! then it gets in your blood… i think that is already going too far. and the only problem is that the tattoo is permanent! lol

  40. peter says:

    special punctuation win &$¿

  41. KJ says:

    is that an asscheek?

  42. Aja says:

    Remember Sammy Jenkis

  43. JMixx says:

    Why, YES! Yes I am! As long as the make-believe word “jalous” means “repelled by the sight of your naked butt with a (stunningly pointless) tattoo, the redness and irritation therefrom, and apparent SCRATCH MARKS where you were SCRATCHING YOUR BUTT JUST BEFORE PHOTOGRAPHING IT FOR POSTERITY!!”

    hee hee…”posterity.” Posterior posterity.

  44. baaam717 says:

    Guys, there’s something called jalous, i know its spelled “jealous” but i think i once saw something called jalous a group or something.. i dunno:P

  45. In Trouble Again says:

    I’m almost afraid (actually I’m VERY afraid) to ask what body part that was applied to!

  46. funk says:

    I don’t know if I’d be asking that on my ass

  47. XPH says:

    This is soo wrong!

  48. petmousse says:

    He got one there too?
    Yuck. What does it say?

  49. trucka says:

    why would the lame tatooist put “made by” on the skin…and why is the person ‘tarded enough to let them do that?

  50. Biteme says:

    Now actually, I’m proud to say I’m not “jalous”…

  51. Rza says:

    I’d tap that like a shoulder.

  52. Extra fail because it’s an ass.

  53. Melody says:

    I don’t know if I’d be more pissed cause he/she misspelled it, or that they tagged the damned thing with their name.

  54. Petra says:

    French vocab = fail? Wha?

  55. Jenna says:

    I think the real fail here is that someone was willing to get a tattoo of “Made by so-and-so” on, what looks like, their ass.

  56. eludah equiano says:

    come on failblog, spelling mistakes are getting old.

    However, this one is PERMANENT :D

  57. Kat says:

    That’s an elbow!!!! What u think is a plaid bra is his/her shirt rolled up. The tat is made with a single needle. So it’s not really that big…..although I do say it’s a fail for the tatoo artist – unless that is what the client requested it to say…..you never know….. Besides – too firm & skinny for a butt and no nipple to be a breast.

    • JMixx says:

      That is SO NOT an elbow. The second buttock next to it kind of gives it away (okay, it IS possible that it is a second boob, albeit a frightening one, but it is NOT a second elbow…) Even if it were an elbow, it is still FAIL!!! (Bend your arm so your elbow looks like a buttock, write something on the corresponding location on the elbow, then straighten your arm. FAIL)

  58. damn says:

    Is that a nipple less boob?

  59. Kat says:

    That’s an elbow!! The tat is done w/ a single needle – although I agree – it’s a Fail, I wouldn’t want that one on me.

  60. Amanda says:

    I would have to say…no.

  61. y3 says:

    special punctuation win

  62. Caitlin says:

    Actually, “jalous” is French for “envious.” YOU all fail.

    • JMixx says:

      I think I aime you, too.

      If the nitwit tattoo artist knew that “jalous” is French for “envious,” why didn’t he (or she, or heshe) know that it would be appropriate to use it in a sentence written in FRENCH?? “Jalous” is not an English word (unless, as suggested above, it is a proper name–of “a group or something”–presumably a French group.)

    • theBunny says:

      Yes, of course, and all other words are in English. A simple explanation.

    • Caitlin says:

      First of all, it’s not the tattoo artist who usually decides what the tattoo is. Second of all, who says you have to tattoo an entire phrase in one language? It may not be what you would have done but someone else might have.

  63. anon says:

    what were you thinking¿!

  64. Frank says:

    I hate the French and my nuts are itchy.

  65. purple says:

    That’s a pretty ugly, mysogynystic comment on many levels. Rethink yourself, please.

  66. Lozateazer says:

    Honestly, I’m willing to bet whatever person got this on their ass got it for free. Simply because they allowed Susa/Sasa to tag it. I’ve known several idiots who get tagged so they can get free tattoos. They always look like shit as well.

  67. miles says:

    what part of the body is that?

    looks like an elephant got failed, such things only happen in amerika,..

  68. Liz says:

    Fail #1 – Jalous.
    Fail #2 – Signing your name to a tattoo.
    Fail #3 – Signing your name to a *misspelled* tattoo.

    This is a trifecta of fail…

  69. 4th guy from the right says:

    I think we’re missing the other half of the picture. This is a two part quote and the other part is on the other cheek. And the subject is hispanic, who is used to using two question marks on either side of the sentence, which is why this one is upside down. Actually, the OTHER one should be upside down, so its still a fail, but slightly less puzzling fail

  70. gambiting says:

    maybe he ment FALLUS ? (which means penis in latin xD)

  71. stephen says:

    dude maybe he’s looking for someone named jalous

  72. gimpykat says:

    damn….
    and that shit’s PERMANENT
    LMAO!!!

  73. lra364 says:

    Surely someone has mentioned this by now, but not wanting to sort through 400 posts… jalous is the masculine form of the word jealousy in french, the feminine form being jalouse.

    Likely not a spelling fail, just a “gay or european” fail.

  74. lra364 says:

    ps “jalous” rhymes with “you”

  75. harlequin says:

    That is soo not an ass.

  76. Vanessa says:

    It looked like it was supposed to say “Are you JEALOUS?” or “Are you FABULOUS”… either way, I hope that tattooist is done tattooing lol.

  77. jincs151 says:

    GOT you guys/gals are pretty clueless. First, it’s an ass. Male or female? Not sure, if it’s a womens, then dirty!!!!!!!! That’s an ugly ass but it makes perfect sense because it would meant for the next male (horse, dog, etc..) that “hits” it. If it’s a guy’s ass, then he’s obviously a gaylord perry.

    BTW, it supposed to read – are you “jealous”? – YOU ALL FAIL except for the few funny comments:)

  78. F0rSaKeN says:

    Luxembourg is proud to have some dumbasses like him.
    I know the guy…

  79. Anonymous says:

    The question mark is also upside down. Undisputed Triple Fail.

  80. mwowr says:

    this isn’t necessarily a fail… jalous=jealous, but in french.

    why they would write jealous in french but not the rest of the phrase is slightly fail…

  81. Julie says:

    I one saw a pickup truck elaborately airbrushed, and all down the side it said “YOUR JUST JEALOUS”.
    And I thought, you’re just crap at picking truck airbrushers.

  82. bob says:

    uhhh gross thats on his ass and on the left corner u can see his nuts

  83. xM. says:

    … Isn’t the question mark upside down too? XD

  84. Emily says:

    I like how it’s signed.

  85. pl3h_teh_awesomeness says:

    and that shit is permanent

  86. jayive34 says:

    this is spelled correctly… in french

  87. Sydie says:

    Not, I’m not Jalous.

  88. almoore says:

    I am so falous.

  89. Bekki says:

    Its for sure a chicks ass, not a dude. What GUY wud write “are you jealous” on his ass?? No its a chick.

  90. Taz says:

    did you notice the tattoo is on his butt? WTF…extra fail

  91. Anon says:

    Wow. Is that on a titty?


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