Well you see. He decided to ride a motorcycle in an underground garage and wound up crashing into a wall. His body is that of a really messed up 42 year old but his mind is that of a retarded 12 year old.
It’s just your jive talkin’
you’re telling me lies, yeah
Jive talkin’
you wear a disguise
Jive talkin’
so misunderstood, yeah
Jive talkin’
You really no good
Oh, my child
You’ll never know
Just what you mean to me
Oh, my child
You got so much
You’re gonna take away my energy
With all your jive talkin’
You’re telling me lies, yeah
Good lovin’
Still gets in my eyes
Nobody believes what you say
It’s just your jive talkin’
That gets in the way
Oh my love
You’re so good
Treating me so cruel
There you go
with your fancy lies
Leavin’ me lookin’
like a dumbstruck fool
with all your
Jive talkin’
You’re telling me lies, yeah
Jive talkin’
You wear a disguise
Jive talkin’
so misunderstood, yeah
Jive talkin’
you just ain’t no good
Love talkin’
is all very fine, yeah
Jive talkin’
Just isn’t a crime
And if there’s somebody
You’ll love till you die
then all that jive talkin’
just gets in your eye
Jive talkin’
You’re telling me lies,yeah
Good lovin’
Still gets in my eyes
Nobody believes what you say
It’s just your jive talkin’
That gets in the way
Love talkin’
Is all very fine, yeah
Jive talkin’, just isn’t a crime
and if there’s somebody
You’ll love till you die
then all that jive talkin’
just gets in your eye
2-4-6-8! WE DON’T WANNA INTEGRATE!
2-4-6-8! WE DON’T WANNA INTEGRATE!
2-4-6-8! WE DON’T WANNA INTEGRATE!
2-4-6-8! WE DON’T WANNA INTEGRATE!
2-4-6-8! WE DON’T WANNA INTEGRATE!
the post has no evidence to show that the comment by “NOt Me” at “February 4th, 2009 at 4:06 am” is in fact indicating that “jesus christ ” has no life. That assumption you reached on your own.
it was however indicating that “NOt Me” beveled that “jesus christ ” Was Immature for posting “first” when a) they were not first but infact second b) spamming the comments with useless words.
Interesting how everyone gets fired up about him…
And all the ones that have cool heads about it are against him…
I have never seen a single person who Obama supporter who doesn’t get fired up when someone criticizes him or his ideas. Everyone I’ve met who voted for Obama, if they can keep a cool head about it, they confided in me that the reason they voted for him is because they considered him the lesser of two evils.
I don’t think it is his fault though that there are so many who treat him with almost blind religious devotion.
.
Hope he does well, but it will take more then just one person, no matter how good (or bad) his ideas may be, to make any noticeable effect on the US’s future.
.
Merkins, such as myself, will have to change our way of life (and our expectations of same) before that will happen.
I agree. The saddest thing is that if he doesn’t make a noticeable change in a short time, he will be faulted. I don’t envy his position. It’s like when you are put on a pedestal you never asked for and then fall. No one will be there to set the broken bones.
Trouble is that our fellow citizens will still be guzzling gas, and buying cheap goods from overseas, driving the trade deficit even higher and our recession even lower.
That sign is right outside of my town. I live in Brownsburg! I see that sign every day. I never really thought it was funny until someone posted it on here!
It’s true. I drive by it at least once a month. Still, it is comical. And, they are racist in Whitestown, according to some Iranian friends of mine who get pulled over every time they drive through.
…yes. And it’s located between the exits for Lebanon and Zionsville. These are all the last exits north of the Indianapolis bypasses…or the last exit to Brooklyn…or something…
My vote is for head janitor. Pool boy is a position one gets purely for aesthetic purposes. There is a rigorous application process– Ry and Mookie are the selection committee.
It’s all a dream from which you’ll never awaken. Sometimes it will make perfect sense to be flying naked with a talking cow with your 3rd grade teacher’s face and sometimes it will bother you that Fail Blog doesn’t charge a premium when Mookie and Lou talk erotica in Spanish. Then you awaken to find you’ve never been asleep but the dream continues as your boss asks that the cow be removed from the coffee room, NOW!
No, actually it is real. I took the picture. and if you look up in the comments other people have seen this sign as well. It is located on I-65 in Indiana at the St. Rd 267 junction.
Who do you think undressed him? You come across an unconscious midget, isn’t the first thing you want to do is undress him? Shits and giggles man, shits and giggles.
I’m so glad someone sent this in. I drove past this YEARS ago and still remember because I almost drove off the road because I was laughing so hard and trying to make inappropriate jokes at the same time.
Bahahaha!!! I LIVE IN WHITESTOWN!!! It’s just as racist as it sounds. It was named that in the 1800′s when it the town was started because it was a whites only town. Brownsburg was a KKK hotbed until they “disbanded”. So double fail!
Nono, Hotbed = target. The KKK attacked Brownsburg from Whitestown alot. Since they’re so close to each other and all. Probably thought noone would know where it was coming from. Dumbasses.
Extreme unction? A good thing you called me then, because…I say! Is that a plate of buttered potatoes over there? I wouldn’t mind having some after the unction. I better put them somewhere safe, for instance here – on – this -chair.
I have found a site called “Little Johnny Jokes ready to make you laugh. Most are dirty jokes but some are downright filthy jokes.”
Give me a couple of minutes and I will be up to speed.
A boy is sitting on Santas lap and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose and says “I bet your name is (spells out ) J i m m y ?”
The little boys eyes light up and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose again and says “I bet you want a (spelled out ) b i k e ?”
Little Jimmys eyes light up and he asks “How’d you know that ?”
Santa replied “Because I’m Santa I know everything”.
Little Jimmy gets a funny look in his eye and says “I bet you like (spells out ) g i r l s ?”
Santa says “Yes, how’d you know that ?” The boy says ” Beacause your finger smells like P U S S Y !”
One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks “Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?”.
His teacher replies “NO”
Johnny moans and says “But my mummy lets me”.
“OK then, just for tonight” the teacher replies.
Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks “Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger”.
She again says “NO”.
“But my mummy lets me” says Johnny again.
“Well I suppose it’s OK” replies the teacher.
Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming “THAT’S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON”
Little Johnny replies “It aint my finger either”.
Heheheheheheh My dad told me that one when I was a kid. Wouldn’t explain the punch line until I suddenly got it about a year later. I ran into the room yelling “HAHAHA I GET IT”…
I was 8. But it was still the funniest joke ever at that time…
Is he even going to be able to sit down at the gas station?
I heard folks in Amurrica are mighty particlar about who gets to take a seat and who don’t get to take a seat.
Course. That might just be rumor.
levitates peoples money out of their wallets and into programs aimed at his supporters… oh wait that’s not change, but its already happening… business as usual anyone?
That’s what they want you to think. Only the Illuminati are supposed to know that Reality itself is nothing but a particularly well-executed Photoshop.
But this would actually be a segregation win – wouldn’t it?
Integration reversed the policy of segregation. the fact that these towns still exist suggest that integration has not yet been fully successful in Indiana.
And I quote
“Effingham, Illinois – Cross At The Crossroads
In case a nearly 200-foot cross isn’t surreal enough for you, this site is enhanced by ten rock-shaped (as in “Rock of Ages”, natch) speakers next to the stone tablets for each Commandment, blasting out what sounds like the stuttering instrumental break from Pink Floyd’s “One Of These Days.” Press a button by each station and hear a bit of wisdom appropriate to the given Commandment.”
whoa this is awesome! I live in brownsburg IN and I never thought we were going to have any popularity other than the little league world series team 8 years ago. I know exactly where this sign is. It’s right off the 65S exit onto 267.
Oh my gosh… I used to pass that sign every day from school in Zionsville! I’m surprised to see Whitestown on the internet. After all, the place only consists of maybe 20 farms including mine, a carpet place, a church, miles of cornfields, about 4 random patches of forest and a flower shop.
haha i know its like nothing there!
i live in bburg, and omg too populated! like we have over 600 people
in our class, so i go to a private school now. haha
heyyy i live in brownsburg!! hahaha and its so funny,
cause brownsburg basically is all white people, and idk if its true,
but i heard whitestown is all black people.
Ha, I had really never noticed that sign, since I only lived a couple miles down the road, until a friend of mine pointed it out. She’s from Jersey, so she asked if Browsburg was where all the black people lived and vise versa. I told her no, that it was just white people in both places.
Hahaha
I actually live in brownsburg.
I know exactly where this sign is.
If you get on I65 and get off at the brownsburg exit, it’ll take you to a stop sign with this nearby since whitestown is 10 minutes in the opposite direction from brownsburg
I’ve seen this sign before in person and LOL’d! It’s on I-65 north of Indianapolis on the way to Chicago before 52 splits off. I have friends and relatives up in that area. Hilarious!
317 is shown in a bad way here! I live in Brownsburg. I got another interesting named town…30 minutes away from Brownsburg…my old hometown. WHITELAND. Just south of Indianapolis in Johnson County. Look it up…just a hole-in-the-wall town.
What i do not understood is if truth be told how you are not really much more neatly-liked than you may be right now. You’re so intelligent. You realize thus considerably with regards to this matter, made me personally believe it from a lot of varied angles. Its like women and men aren’t involved unless it is something to accomplish with Woman gaga! Your personal stuffs outstanding. All the time care for it up!
Second!
first!
congrats im sure u have a life somewhere in that 12 year old mind of urs
How can a mind be twelve years old, and not have a life?
Basic science fail.
Well you see. He decided to ride a motorcycle in an underground garage and wound up crashing into a wall. His body is that of a really messed up 42 year old but his mind is that of a retarded 12 year old.
It’s a good thing his ability to reproduce was destroyed when he jumped off of a garage onto a trampoline.
2-4-6-8! WE DON’T WANNA INTEGRATE!
*masturbates* who wants white manjuce?
Amen!
Brain Transplant Fail???
It’s just your jive talkin’
you’re telling me lies, yeah
Jive talkin’
you wear a disguise
Jive talkin’
so misunderstood, yeah
Jive talkin’
You really no good
Oh, my child
You’ll never know
Just what you mean to me
Oh, my child
You got so much
You’re gonna take away my energy
With all your jive talkin’
You’re telling me lies, yeah
Good lovin’
Still gets in my eyes
Nobody believes what you say
It’s just your jive talkin’
That gets in the way
Oh my love
You’re so good
Treating me so cruel
There you go
with your fancy lies
Leavin’ me lookin’
like a dumbstruck fool
with all your
Jive talkin’
You’re telling me lies, yeah
Jive talkin’
You wear a disguise
Jive talkin’
so misunderstood, yeah
Jive talkin’
you just ain’t no good
Love talkin’
is all very fine, yeah
Jive talkin’
Just isn’t a crime
And if there’s somebody
You’ll love till you die
then all that jive talkin’
just gets in your eye
Jive talkin’
You’re telling me lies,yeah
Good lovin’
Still gets in my eyes
Nobody believes what you say
It’s just your jive talkin’
That gets in the way
Love talkin’
Is all very fine, yeah
Jive talkin’, just isn’t a crime
and if there’s somebody
You’ll love till you die
then all that jive talkin’
just gets in your eye
Jive talkin’
I’d like to think it’s the avatar man belting out these tunes.
He would sing it too sharp
That would make me treble in fear…
I don’t like the tenor of your remark.
Frankly, sir, it’s bass.
Noted…
The staff should put a fermata on this. Barring that, it’ll do a ritardando.
Do I hear some diminuendo in this remark?
2-4-6-8! WE DON’T WANNA INTEGRATE!
2-4-6-8! WE DON’T WANNA INTEGRATE!
2-4-6-8! WE DON’T WANNA INTEGRATE!
2-4-6-8! WE DON’T WANNA INTEGRATE!
2-4-6-8! WE DON’T WANNA INTEGRATE!
BURN!
I’d like to NOT see song lyrics in the comment section. Creativity fail, cool fail, annoying win.
Fuzz on the Concept? Is that you?
Double talkin’ jive, let the motherf*** dive, coz i got no more patience….
Damnit! Patience*
the post has no evidence to show that the comment by “NOt Me” at “February 4th, 2009 at 4:06 am” is in fact indicating that “jesus christ ” has no life. That assumption you reached on your own.
it was however indicating that “NOt Me” beveled that “jesus christ ” Was Immature for posting “first” when a) they were not first but infact second b) spamming the comments with useless words.
Well, they probably spent less time posting than you.
Where’s my Obama fail? I want it posted now!
OBAMA FAIL?
Never! Everything is just fine, nothing to see here, move along, there’s no failure, nothing, move along.
Interesting how everyone gets fired up about him…
And all the ones that have cool heads about it are against him…
I have never seen a single person who Obama supporter who doesn’t get fired up when someone criticizes him or his ideas. Everyone I’ve met who voted for Obama, if they can keep a cool head about it, they confided in me that the reason they voted for him is because they considered him the lesser of two evils.
HE’S THE SECOND COMING!!!! DON’T YOU GET IT!?!?!?!?!
I don’t think it is his fault though that there are so many who treat him with almost blind religious devotion.
.
Hope he does well, but it will take more then just one person, no matter how good (or bad) his ideas may be, to make any noticeable effect on the US’s future.
.
Merkins, such as myself, will have to change our way of life (and our expectations of same) before that will happen.
I agree. The saddest thing is that if he doesn’t make a noticeable change in a short time, he will be faulted. I don’t envy his position. It’s like when you are put on a pedestal you never asked for and then fall. No one will be there to set the broken bones.
Trouble is that our fellow citizens will still be guzzling gas, and buying cheap goods from overseas, driving the trade deficit even higher and our recession even lower.
Politics? Really?
Failblog FAIL.
On the other hand, super-lame win! So you’ve got that going for you.
Ummm, Jesus? Is this all about that “the last shall be first” thing you said? Perhaps a corollary?
first first first
TROLLS!
You must die! *pulls out a Molotov*
Dau tien
Fail
well at least it wasn’t a first
I intentionally did that.. :facepalm:
Damn i wanted to be second…
It’s good to want things.
Second
this is in indiana..right outside indianapolis…
this sign is in indiana off of i-65. ive seen it many a time.
That sign is right outside of my town. I live in Brownsburg! I see that sign every day. I never really thought it was funny until someone posted it on here!
whitestownx + c?
meh…
youh
Same. I can’t work out what the arrows stand for…
They are pointing at upcoming fails in those towns. Isn’t this a sign in South Africa before Apartheid was ended?
Brownsburg and Whitestown are both in Indiana. The sign is just off of I65 south.
Thank you Dr. Logical for ruining the fun.
It’s true. I drive by it at least once a month. Still, it is comical. And, they are racist in Whitestown, according to some Iranian friends of mine who get pulled over every time they drive through.
It’s probably more like the bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you want me to blow this car up in the name of Allah.”
Not true, I usually take 650 E through Whitestown going 40mph the town part, 80 on the outer.. never seen a cop once even going by the station.
I have seen this sign. I live on the west coast and was driving through Indiana some time ago, and had to double take when this sign rolled by. Wow.
I live in Brownsburg. There are definitely some major racist jerks here.
I think I know where that sign is in Indiana.
I’m reckoning it’s between Whitestown and Brownsburg. . .
mulatosville / half-cast creek?
I resemble that remark.
So that would make it Creamsville?
..that’s far less politically incorrect.
I wasn’t thinking about politics…
What WERE you thinking about?
OMG. Think of the devil
.
Mookie? Where?
ouch! met eish
Don’t say her name or she will appear
You’re on the list now, Jules. Just sayin’.
Wow…this is like magic!:)
that would not happen to be the list of people you are nice too?
I think it’s probably the list of people who cannot grammar.
I tried to grammar but it got jammed and all sticky.
My mother tried to make me grammar once……once.
^Joe Piscopo movie reference WIN!
I see where you’re coming from.
(You need to put that away before you get arrested).
*offers scone with cream and jam* Wha?
*offers scotch with cigar* Wheee!
Lagavulin? Cuban Montecristo #2?
Really?
Yes, and so do I. Probably somewhere Northwest of Indianapolis.
This sign is on St Rd 267 at the I65 exit in Indiana
…yes. And it’s located between the exits for Lebanon and Zionsville. These are all the last exits north of the Indianapolis bypasses…or the last exit to Brooklyn…or something…
indianapolis! i love to laugh at all four of them, as they are half way through the long 5 hour drive from Cincinnati to Chicago! hehehehehe
Me too. Thank god I moved to Oregon.
Yeah, it is in Indiana. I see it all the time.
It is just West of Indianapolis.
lol haha thats funny! click on my name to go to my utube! sub4sub anyone???
no one here cares about ur you-tube channel.
exactly
No, go suck MYKOC
touche…but no
Bad touche. Bad touche. Stranger Danger!
ranger changer?
Rodney Stanger? Three fails down.
Walker Texas Ranger?
Power Ranger?
Jesus in a manger?
Rump Ranger?
Sex Changer?
Chuck Norris?
I reckon it’s about bodily functions.
haha no its WHITE and BLACK smarty pants oh and r u a cowboy cuz i reckon u are
Just…. dont…. post here….
he made a funny joke and its being ruined by ur ” im always right” attitude
I’m not sure I understand the logic of the comment enough to be able to respond to leo.
it’s all about the logic of Might!
As in ‘you Might be a cowboy’?
Midnight Cowboy?
Everybody’s talking at me
I don’t hear a word they’re saying
Only the echoes of my mind…
What was that? Huh?
That was your mind echoing.
Are you trying to say I have a hollow head?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
But I love your head! I wouldn’t have you change it for the world.
*SQUEEZE*
*BLUSHES*
I’ll keep the same head if you promise to keep making the comments I love.
*blushes back*
*SQUEEZES*
*SQUEEZE* Don’t leave me out!
As if I could!
*SQUEEZE*
i feel left out :’(
I feel left out …
actually now click my name 4 my utube haha sorry
AGREE!
icanhazdoublecheezburger For president
no no thank you you are to kind…
icanhazdoublecheezburger for supreme dictator of FAIL!
or i could just be like a senator or something…
Well, you have my vote for pool boy anyway.
My vote is for head janitor. Pool boy is a position one gets purely for aesthetic purposes. There is a rigorous application process– Ry and Mookie are the selection committee.
Where can I sign up?
mr. cuddles, I don’t know that you really want to go through this particular “application process”.
What does it involve? I own a pair of speedo shorts
Put them on! Put them on!
Or…
Take them off! Take them off!
It depends on how far through the process you have got.
I’ll save that for when you and I are alone
You could well be right.
*strips down and puts on small, tight speedo shorts* *flexes* Well?
Ok. You were too quick for me. Back up a little.
Ok, here goes again…
*Slowly strips out of speedo*
Oh my.
*pulls Bod into the back room* We’ll be back later! *locks door*
It’s a good thing BFF is in school!
What does this “pool boy” position pay?
It doesn’t pay anything, it’s just a position.
Look, I’ll show you…
No, let me.
Ooh… this position is now officially filled.
oh well ill be a janitor
that way im allowed to eat off the floors…
right?
omg
it’s for real, isn’t it??
Nooo, don’t worry. It’s photoshopped. Everything is.
It’s all a dream from which you’ll never awaken. Sometimes it will make perfect sense to be flying naked with a talking cow with your 3rd grade teacher’s face and sometimes it will bother you that Fail Blog doesn’t charge a premium when Mookie and Lou talk erotica in Spanish. Then you awaken to find you’ve never been asleep but the dream continues as your boss asks that the cow be removed from the coffee room, NOW!
No it is real…it’s in indiana.
Good that you mention that. I think nobody else did yet.
No, actually it is real. I took the picture. and if you look up in the comments other people have seen this sign as well. It is located on I-65 in Indiana at the St. Rd 267 junction.
I agree… the “s” in Brownsburg looks way different…
All Whites move to Whitesdown, all Browns to Brownburg
What a democracy Obama has created…
here we go another obama smasher…sigh
You would prefer a potato masher?
Why would we need a who molests potatoes?
^man
a whoman?
No whoman no cry!
Seeking Redemption?
Seeking Rejection?
Speaking exception?
Leaking erection?
Potato ejection?
Eew, and eew.
So whats the joke?
A midget tried to run under the sign and banged his head, he is currently lying unconcious out of shot.
in a pile of dog crap
wearing a dress
with a trophy on his toe
…and a potato up his butt
It’s funny because he’s nude.
How do u know?
Who do you think undressed him? You come across an unconscious midget, isn’t the first thing you want to do is undress him? Shits and giggles man, shits and giggles.
No ryannon you have it wrong you for the stars here I will fix it for you *shits and giggles* and take this “I” you are going to need it
What’s that girl? Timmy fell in the well? If only I understood what you were trying to say.
sorry the brain does not seem to be function properly this morning, I think I need to reboot
A re-boot to the face?
well if you say so…
I think she’s saying she’d be ok with euthanasia.
*sends kids to China*
…and he dropped his soda.
On a random note, when the lads in the office have seen midgets the first thought that pops into their head is ‘Mike would love this’.
Does it have to be plural?
Yeah, a single midget isn’t worth the effort.
…and he flopped a yoda.
And where betwixt be Chinatown?
It’s between Chinxburg and Slantville.
Just down the slope a ways.
no it isn’t it’s down the yellow brick road innit
hahahahaha
This reminds me of the Blacksburg-Christiansburg-Lynchburg trifecta in Virginia.
Where’s yellowstone?
RAMONE!
.
Good point.
I like where this is going
I’m so glad someone sent this in. I drove past this YEARS ago and still remember because I almost drove off the road because I was laughing so hard and trying to make inappropriate jokes at the same time.
Insensitive racist pig!
hey, come on, lay off the pigs, what did they ever do to you. They provide a valuable service. Bacon
…which goes good on a cheezburger, or even a double cheezburger, when you get a chance to haz one.
Thin ice, pal. Thin ice.
Holy Crap, they are everywhere….wth?
dubblecheezburger!
Bahahaha!!! I LIVE IN WHITESTOWN!!! It’s just as racist as it sounds. It was named that in the 1800′s when it the town was started because it was a whites only town. Brownsburg was a KKK hotbed until they “disbanded”. So double fail!
The KKK was in Brownsburg, not in whitestown? I’m confused…
you’re right, it just doesn’t make any sense…
Well, they really wouldn’t need to be in Whitestown I quess.
True, but they may feel better there.
Not much to do there.
Apart from building crosses to burn later.
Nono, Hotbed = target. The KKK attacked Brownsburg from Whitestown alot. Since they’re so close to each other and all. Probably thought noone would know where it was coming from. Dumbasses.
apartheid-win!
Apartheid is nothing but fail.
Seconded.
And passed by acclamation.
it’s on I-65 and I always have to laugh when driving past it.
Why?
Otherwise the men from the KKK will burn his wife.
That’s hot.
Hot like buttered potatoes!
Well, they do tend to slide easier when they are buttered……I hear.
You called?
Yes, there’s someone here in need of some extreme unction. He has some crazy story about a pair of curtains.
Extreme unction? A good thing you called me then, because…I say! Is that a plate of buttered potatoes over there? I wouldn’t mind having some after the unction. I better put them somewhere safe, for instance here – on – this -chair.
Folks, we would just like to thank you for riding the fail train today, for those of you upset about the 2 hour delay, see the bi*ch in the kitchen.
Um… did this nest badly? Or…
Did you nest badly?
Is there something you need to share?
Meh, old ‘Little Johnny’ joke, was going to try to tie it in to the fail somehow but it’s too early and I’m too lazy.
Oh. Little Johnny.
*nods wisely as if he gets the reference*
*chuckles, just in case*
Little Johnny. Yes.
*grabs Bod’s arm and helps him sneak away slowly*
Really? …Little Johnny? Nothing?
It’s not that little, B2th. I’ve seen worse.
FWD: That’s what my ex used to say.
Not exactly a compliment, though.
That’s why she’s my ex.
There is a fine line between ex and victim. She is your ex until they can prove you killed her. I have my eye on you!
It’s ok, I already confessed. Called it emotional self-defense. It’s a real court ruling, look it up!
I have found a site called “Little Johnny Jokes ready to make you laugh. Most are dirty jokes but some are downright filthy jokes.”
Give me a couple of minutes and I will be up to speed.
Ok, here’s one I like:
A boy is sitting on Santas lap and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose and says “I bet your name is (spells out ) J i m m y ?”
The little boys eyes light up and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose again and says “I bet you want a (spelled out ) b i k e ?”
Little Jimmys eyes light up and he asks “How’d you know that ?”
Santa replied “Because I’m Santa I know everything”.
Little Jimmy gets a funny look in his eye and says “I bet you like (spells out ) g i r l s ?”
Santa says “Yes, how’d you know that ?” The boy says ” Beacause your finger smells like P U S S Y !”
What’s the website? These sound like the kind of jokes my dad would love to hear.
It’s at a place called http://www.thejokeyard.com.
Chuckles aplenty!
Here’s another one I like:
One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks “Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?”.
His teacher replies “NO”
Johnny moans and says “But my mummy lets me”.
“OK then, just for tonight” the teacher replies.
Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks “Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger”.
She again says “NO”.
“But my mummy lets me” says Johnny again.
“Well I suppose it’s OK” replies the teacher.
Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming “THAT’S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON”
Little Johnny replies “It aint my finger either”.
ROFL.
Heheheheheheh My dad told me that one when I was a kid. Wouldn’t explain the punch line until I suddenly got it about a year later. I ran into the room yelling “HAHAHA I GET IT”…
I was 8. But it was still the funniest joke ever at that time…
Which way is obama gonna choose?
He’s going to set up shop at the gas station between them, of course this means that the owner of the gas station will have to take a pay cut.
Is he even going to be able to sit down at the gas station?
I heard folks in Amurrica are mighty particlar about who gets to take a seat and who don’t get to take a seat.
Course. That might just be rumor.
He never sits. He levitates.
levitates peoples money out of their wallets and into programs aimed at his supporters… oh wait that’s not change, but its already happening… business as usual anyone?
Yep, his supporters being the middle and lower classes. In contrast to the previous administration’s recipients.
hey, this is in indiana on the way to bloomington! that’s mildly exciting.
That’s what my ex used to say.
so obama stares at this sign for about an hour then half of him goes one way, and half goes the other.
That’s HILARIOUSLY funny.
Wait! Wait! Did you hear the one about the guy who had no brain at all?
yes his name was bod and he voted for obama
*backs away slowly*
*pops popcorn*
The correct punchline is “Who needs a brain when you don’t have a passport?”
But that isn’t to say I didn’t like your punchline too, Mr Hacker. Very inventive. It had me chuckling into my soup.
Chicken or Vegetable?
Beef. With some of Mr Cuddles’ beens.
DAMN, called it!
Cattle nut
Yeah, that would have much funnier.
*throws up Blue2th a ‘been’*
Eeek! Don’t put that there, I don’t know where it’s been!
I assure you it’s clean. I just washed it myself. In the same water Ry and Mookie’s panties were soaking in…
Did you remember to add the bleach this time?
Damn! I new I forgot something…
I old you responsible.
Panties? How suburban.
Suburban? How range rover.
*nods at 2th and follows, finding some snacks in his bukkit*
That was Steve Martin wasn’t it?
Now that’s a film that had less sex in than I thought it was going to.
That’s all I’m saying about that film.
Being half black half white, I’d have to live at the sign.
fail
You’re just eyefail.
Let me help.
*stands in front of the trollish eyesore*
Better?
Much. That doesn’t change the fact that I need to find LightBrownsville.
DW and I have been to the Melting Pot there.
*gives directions*
See if Avis is free and we’ll all do dinner.
Hee!
We can all do dinner, but you two may have to leave for dessert. But you are welcome back for breakfast.
They may WANT to go find their own dessert, you know.
Hehe. Its fine. I have 3 other rooms they can get their dessert on in. They’re going to have to deal with a normal bathtub, though.
We’ll use the kitchen. How’s the counter space?
Plentiful and granite. Help yourselves to my small selection of wine and olive oil.
*beholds a beautiful vision*
*smooch*
Which part is black? *crosses fingers for lower half*
FAKE… look at the S… the collER is DIFFÄRENT!
iT REÄLLY iS. PFOTÖshoBBED!
Letter racist
IT IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!!! LOOK UP BROWNSBURG AND WHITESTOWN ON A MAP FOR GODS SAKE
Pfft… Maps, they’re all photoshopped.
That’s what they want you to think. Only the Illuminati are supposed to know that Reality itself is nothing but a particularly well-executed Photoshop.
This sign is very very real. As noted below, it appears on I-65 just northwest of Indianapolis. I pass it every time I go home.
It is not fake. The existence of this sign has been confirmed by many people on this blog who have seen it themselves
You wouldn’t know it from the picture, but this is taken in tansville, where i live. we like being halfway between.
Also hilarious, both of these towns are very close to Zionsville. Seriously, it’s in Indiana, just northwest of Indianapolis.
Good Ol’ Indiana!!
I think “Segregation fail” would have worked better here.
But this would actually be a segregation win – wouldn’t it?
Integration reversed the policy of segregation. the fact that these towns still exist suggest that integration has not yet been fully successful in Indiana.
actually, brownsburg is full of white people as is whitestown.
(i am from indianapolis and i have family in brownsburg).
Sparta FAIL?
Which way to Blacksville, sir?
Well, you gotta go right past Coloredtown and turn left.
Ive seen this its in indiana on I-70 or something hilarious
Is that before or after the giant Jesus cross on the side of the road? Or am I thinking of Illinois? Scares me every time I come up on it.
There’s a giant cross in west Texas somewhere. Kinda near Amarillo. I have to say, it scared me.
Clicky nicky. It is in Effingham Illinois and the first time I drove to Missouri from NJ I was NOT expecting it.
And I quote
“Effingham, Illinois – Cross At The Crossroads
In case a nearly 200-foot cross isn’t surreal enough for you, this site is enhanced by ten rock-shaped (as in “Rock of Ages”, natch) speakers next to the stone tablets for each Commandment, blasting out what sounds like the stuttering instrumental break from Pink Floyd’s “One Of These Days.” Press a button by each station and hear a bit of wisdom appropriate to the given Commandment.”
I live near both of these towns…That’s honestly not that funny around here. We never think of it like that.
Because you’re color blind?
Is this for real?
whoa this is awesome! I live in brownsburg IN and I never thought we were going to have any popularity other than the little league world series team 8 years ago. I know exactly where this sign is. It’s right off the 65S exit onto 267.
The best part is that there’s a Zionsville next door to these, because apparently the Jews couldn’t deal with the blacks or the whites.
No, seriously. It’s just north of Indianapolis.
Oh my gosh… I used to pass that sign every day from school in Zionsville! I’m surprised to see Whitestown on the internet. After all, the place only consists of maybe 20 farms including mine, a carpet place, a church, miles of cornfields, about 4 random patches of forest and a flower shop.
haha i know its like nothing there!
i live in bburg, and omg too populated! like we have over 600 people
in our class, so i go to a private school now. haha
wow so many hoosiers replying to this. I had no idea failblog reached so many other people around me. What school do you go to? I went to Covenant
This should help them integrate
MATH NINJA
2-4-6-8! We don’t wanna integrate!
2-4-6-8! We don’t wanna integrate!
heyyy i live in brownsburg!! hahaha and its so funny,
cause brownsburg basically is all white people, and idk if its true,
but i heard whitestown is all black people.
Gotta love Indiana.
At least Popeye’s Fried Chicken had enough sense to hole up at the Zionsville exit, thereby remaining neutral in this race war.
Like Switzerland, but tastier.
haha, this is about 5 minutes from my apartment!
NW side of Indianapolis
There’s a neighborhood in my town called Blackland. Exactly what it sounds like.
First
i actually saw this sign on a recent trip to ohio! epic fail!
This fail is a WIN! I live in Brownsburg and see this exit sign all the time! Genius!!!
I live in right next to Whitestown…
I see this a lot
White or Brown, either one can scratch my itchy balls.
Ha, I had really never noticed that sign, since I only lived a couple miles down the road, until a friend of mine pointed it out. She’s from Jersey, so she asked if Browsburg was where all the black people lived and vise versa. I told her no, that it was just white people in both places.
lol….i’ve seen this sign on I-65 in Indiana (just outside Indy) and it cracks me up everytime…glad to see it on failblog
lol, that is right by my house.
This picture was taken in Indiana. Ironically, Brownsburg is a very vanilla upper middle class suburb of Indianpolis!
HOLY SHIT!
That’s in Indiana, I live 5 minutes from that sign! I never even thought about it! haha
Haha! I live about halfway between both Whitestown and Brownsburg! Even more win for me: I’m mixed! My dad is black and my mom is white lol!
Celebrate Diversity – Don’t Race Mix
poorly photoshopped
ummm… do you not see all the other comments verifying the existence of this sign?
Brownsburg- named for founder James B. Brown (first settler in Brown Township)
Whitestown- named for Albert S. White (president of railroad which goes/used to go through the center of the town).
(and this sign is at I-65 North, Exit 133, near the emerging settlement of Anson, named after Anson Mills, an influential surveyor of the area)
Haha, I’m so glad somebody posted this. I laugh at this sign every time i drove down to school on I-65.
Hmmmmm….. I’ve seen that sign before……
I think this photo was taken northwest of Indianapolis. Maybe on Interstate 65?
PHOTOSHOP FAIL
again, do you not see the comments of people who have seen this sign? So I guess this is a PHOTOSHOP CLAIM FAIL
That was most likely taken here in Indiana.
I live off of this exit!!!!
I know where that is. Gotta love Indiana
is this in indiana?
haha i go to school right near there, i have to pass the sign on the way.. ive always wanted to take a picture of it. haha good call :]
Hey that is near my house! Yes it’s about 20 minutes north of Indy. Whitestown is a town of about 300 and brownsburg a town of about 10-12 thousand
try about 20,000 for bburg
Hahaha
I actually live in brownsburg.
I know exactly where this sign is.
If you get on I65 and get off at the brownsburg exit, it’ll take you to a stop sign with this nearby since whitestown is 10 minutes in the opposite direction from brownsburg
Omg, I live in Brownsburg. xDD
But I’m not black, lol.
HAHAHA! i see this sign all the time on my way down to indianapolis!
my friend lives in brownsburg and hes actually white
This is just retraded. Its also sutpid..
This is retraded. Its also sutpid…
hahahahhaha! thats funny!
i know where this is we drive past it all
the time xD
lmaoooo you guys know whats weird i used to live on whitestown. whitestown is a little town on indiana. and you wanna know some irony im black. lolol.
I’ve seen this sign before in person and LOL’d! It’s on I-65 north of Indianapolis on the way to Chicago before 52 splits off. I have friends and relatives up in that area. Hilarious!
I use that exit every week when I go to Avon. It’s exit 33 on I-65 South, if you ever want to see it in person.
Whitestown it is! WOOHOO! NO CRIME!
hah this is on the northside of indianapolis, IN off interstate 65. i thought this was pretty funny the first time i drove by it.
this sign is like 5 minutes away from my house xD its in indiana
Located in KK-Kentucky
Omg, I drive past this sign about once a week! I always thought it was ironic, I should have submitted it to failblog, then I would be famous.
Holy crap! I live there! When you’re going north on i65 it says Brownsburg over Whitestown.
haha this sign is one the road my aunt lives on…I crack up everytime we go to her house…Exit 130..something on I65 in Indiana
haha i live in brownsburg
This sign is a short drive away from my house…..lol
Yeah. I drive past that sign on I-65 when I go visit my relatives. God bless Indiana. lol
This is in Indiana, right off of I65 N to Chicago or S to Indianapolis! I pass this so many times a month on my way to and from college!
it on the west side of Indianapolis in Hendricks county
hmmmm, something about that sign just doesnt seem right….
Hell yes southern Indiana!
lol brownsburgs my town
317 is shown in a bad way here! I live in Brownsburg. I got another interesting named town…30 minutes away from Brownsburg…my old hometown. WHITELAND. Just south of Indianapolis in Johnson County. Look it up…just a hole-in-the-wall town.
ice-burg.
I live in Brownsburg and I know where this sign is.
wow this is really funny. only because i live in brownsburg, in. thats the sign on the ramp of of I-65 onto state road 267.
on the Concept? Is that you? Damnit! Patience
Great Fail…funny much!
Thanks for your post great.I like it very much.:d
is this in indiana?
lol brownsburgs my town
Thanks! i like post of your
this sign is like 5 minutes away from my house xD its in indiana
It’s a good thing his ability to reproduce was destroyed when he jumped off of a garage onto a trampoline.
i live in brownsburg
This is just retraded. Its also sutpid..
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