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*COUGHS OVER EVERYONE*
muahaha…
Something mean about me hopes that was heavy.
And that it landed on his toe.
Or on some kid standing in front of him
A starving orphan, hopefully.
asking for MORE!!!!!
and holding a kitten
then get pissed off and eats the kitten
And the kitten was poisonousness?
Then a random tiger leaps out and kills and eats both of them.
then gets set on fire and the ashes kept in the trophy.
then now the ghost is looking for the one who made the trophy
the person that made it is also a orphan
Chuck Norris leaps out of the trpphy and round-house kicks the orphan(s) in the face
damn lolcats! I knew we were justified!
rabid orphan kittehs… in the rain
Chocolate Rain!
raises your neighbourhood insurance rates.
Chocolate rain must be dangerous stuff
Tell that to Tay Zonday!
First four lines:
“Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin”
Well, something make me think he knows…
It is dangerous out there. You will need this: Eplekongen receives an āsā
Damnit! One little error and my absolutely hilarious comment is ignored.
But it is as it should be. We lead a tough life here at failblog.
Uhm…thats not really that funny. you kind of ruined the lolcat scene rofldouche.
It was hilarious.
You misspelled “unamusing”.
*hugs*
Mmmm… Chocolate Rain!
HAHAHA WHAT A STRONG MEN
I DON’T THINK HE REALY WIN ,TO HAVE A TROPHY LIKE THAT ONE
HAHAHAHHAA
That’s what she said…?
What would said child be doing?
Sounds like you need a LOZenger
Lol! Thanks for that, when I go to buy some lozenges later I shall have a good giggle
I hope you thoroughly enjoy that giggle while it lasts.
I will mourn the loz of my bad cough.
I just got some, and did giggle
Cherry flavour… reminds me of a certain failblogger…
Ah, but now if anything the flavour is licorice (boot laces) now
Loz, i’ll swap my head full of snot for your cough, hmmmm? deal?
Thanks for the generous offer, but I already have a head full of snot!
My nose is like a leaky tap.
*approaches Loz with a wrench*
Lemme get that for you…
Feeling you on both the cough and the head full of snot. Except mine tends to drip down the inside of me, not the outside. “Juicy” and “bubbling” should not be used to describe coughing and breathing.
On the bright side, the nausea, dizziness, headache, fever, general fatigue, etc. are gone!
Glad to hear you are feeling better TS20.
*dons surgical mask*
Hey, I’m on immuno-suppressants. I’m not taking any chances!
May i suggest hot lemon gin? or wasabi. that’s what works for me and mine.
to make hot lemon gin:
6 oz water
2 oz lemon
1-2 tbsp Honey
dash each cinnamon, cloves and nutmeg
2 oz good gin
mix all except gin in large mug. heat to desired warmth. add gin. drink.. repeat until comatose on chesterfield watching your favorite daytime tv. do this daily until better.
Also makes you high!
Gravity win?
Foolish ninth, this matter goes far beyond gravity. In my years of experience I believe it was an assassination attempt.
A conspiracy, JFK-style? The “magic trophy” that wounded the guy seven times?
Seven times you say? Alphabet coded, 7 = G. The letter G sounds like ‘gee’. The letter G also looks like a C, making ‘geec’ throw in an ‘R’, and u have ‘geecr’, an anagram of Greece, and Greece is in brazil. It seems the criminal left us a clue…
But thanks to watchful people like you, the brazilo-greek plan for world domination by caipirinha-souflaki will fail! Just watch your back, you’re on their list now.
I, too, sense a conspiracy at hand here. What is our government putting in our water supply that makes it so that trophies are able to fall apart this close to the ground?
Prior fail ref WIN
This didn’t happen 20 years ago.
Which was secretly funded by Egoraptor.
Lol 2nd
Lol 4th
Epic win fail
Failed win
ouch
c-ouch.
p-ouch.
t-ouch
sl-ouch
gr-ouch
av-ouch
cap-ouch
cr-ouch
GR-OUCH
^^^ D-OUCH-E ^^^
Cotinthians from Brazil…
Ta Loko???????
Owww, my feeet.
Your feet? How about the guy knealing in front of him servicing him? If it hit his head, his teeth would be hurting more than your feet a la Garp.
I like the idea of him being serviced and holding a trophy to celibrate it. …Wait, what? Did you write “guy”? I dislike it then.
“I like the idea of him being serviced and holding a trophy to celibrate it”
These words will haunt you for the rest of your FB days my friend.
Midget homosexuals need love too.
I’m not a midget…I was just down low on my knees
his teeth? I sure being hit in the head would cause him to bite down, then I would think you would have bigger things to worry about.
He’d have something to worry about, but I’m sure it wouldn’t be any bigger.
Blue2th–Ryannon is going celibrate?? I’ll believe it when I see it.
No…I won’t even believe it then.
Umm yeah jules. I might have worded that differently. I meant his teeth would cause the pain like when the woman bit off…ah never mind.
Garp? Sounds like some kind of fish.
Yeah right. As long as I am holding the trophy I’m not complaining. Now if you’d care to help me: I’m typing this with one hand and holding a heavy trophy with my other.
A heavy trophy? Is that what you’re calling it now?
Yes, because all it does is sit there collecting dust
Sometimes my wife breathes on it and rubs it with her sleeve.
I prefer a spit shine myself
Wait, you convinced a woman to marry you?
It wasn’t easy, but the boots were a strong argument.
Boots are always a strong argument.
For fish as well ????
I love how he’s still smiling on the second pic.
…and how the crowd starts laughing and applauding in the third. I think I recognize a few of you FAILbloggers there.
There’s nothing like Schadenfreude.
- You are hereby awarded the Schadenfreude Award.
- Well thank you, I had no idea *holds trophy above head* I don’t even know what Schadenfreude mea…
That’s not a smile in the second pick, that’s a “Oh, f*ck” grimace.
*Bonk*
He is the victim of a practical joke. When he was sleeping his friends glued this huge trophy to his head. In the pictures he tried to pull it off, only succeeding in braking the darn thing. Next pic he is sitting in the ER, next to the potato vicar, with the bottom part of the trophy still attached to the head.
It’s Princess Nancy’s boyfriend putting on his tiara!
It’s actually the “who the f*ck is Madonna” bra.
I’m grateful that the guy who submitted the pic has added little red arrows pointing out the fail.
They don’t point out the fail. They indicate the logical order of events. It’s for the muslim bloggers.
yes, the first time I saw it I thought he was flipping the bottom up to his head then catching it under the trophy, but then I noticed the arrows.
Agita mentioned Brazil and Greece. as a cover up, the assasin must have put Greece first because that is where the organization is located. we must investigate brazil. Judging by the man’s clothes, i’d say this was a soccer game, so it may have been a gambling incident or a random act of assasination. the investigation continues…
That doesnt seem like a soccer’s clothes. Well at least in Brazil our uniforms are not like that. Tennis maybe?
yeah that’s tennis, pretty sure its marat safin from russia
In Soviet Russia, “tennis” consisted of wrapping a kulak in netting and beating him with racquets…
In Soviet Russia, trophies own you!
Sorry, couldn’t resist. *hides*
that was my guess too… but i don’t remember this! and i follow tennis. hmmm…
Its Marat Safin, this was from when he won the Open Seat Godo in Barcelona, 2000.
he was probably actually laughing in the one pic, Safin is win even when hes fail.
True dat…
He almost had a hat trick, but gravity had to go and ruin it!
He was playing a head game.
It’s so clear, I’m sorry to say
But if you wanna win you gotta learn how to play. . .
Head games. . . .
Frivolous lawsuit pr0n.
I wonder what happened to his feet when it dropped
Funny…that’s what she said.
Much like fans of the opposing team, the trophy was not pleased with the outcome of the game…
Well, he can’t be accused of having a fast reaction.
A new champion is crowned!
Ha! All that scrolling to find a jewel!
You start scrolling at the bottom?
pure comic gold
all 24 carrots!
What’s up doc?
Waskly Wabbit!
rabbit season?
duck season!
Rabbit season!1!
Duck season!
Rabbit Season!
Rabbit Season!!! (tricked ya)
Skwerlly Bob!
Hamster Sammy?
Freddy Ferret?
Gooey Gerbil?
Why is it gooey? Is that lube on it’s fur?
poor lemmingwinks
*removes hat*
Carrots?
*munch munch munch*
What’s up Doc?
muwhahahaha! No points for second place Marius!!
*Hands B2TH rickety but weighty trophy*
*inspects trophy*
This isn’t a trophy, it’s a huka!
*Takes hookah.*
*Dances the haka.*
“Hootcha hootcha hootcha….! And, lobster.”
OK, I’m in. What’s up Doc?
These boots are made for walk’n……
…on your back, if you’re good.
Well I’ll be real good from now on Mr. Kates.
I believe the expression is, yes mistress may I have another.
ROTFL now THAT is the funniest thing I have EVER seen! Would love to see that video!
RT
http://www.real-privacy.us.tc
seriously??
*lol*
Three trophies for The Cheat!
Idiots. It’s supposed to be a transformer.
Must be the brother of Devastator
“Revenge is coming”
The submitter painted red arrow that we’ll see the chronological occurance of the fail ?
Submitting – Win
Intelligence estimation of viewers – Fail
additional mspaint line tool FAIL
24 Carat plastic is not very strong I guess.
The hockey player could’ve told them about that.
Screw FAILED… Gravity WIN!!
Silly sportspeople
…..I fart in your general diiiiiirection.
They should know by now not to let Janet Jackson put the trophies together.
LOL make a note to yourself dude.
1. Don’t lift the trophy directly above your head
2. The best way to avoid getting hit by a trophy is to not win at all. So you know what to do next time. -watches guy hit himself with another trophy, rolls eyes- aiya…
As an officially certified Sports Haterā¢ this pic has brought a smile to my face and has unequivocally made my day.
I’m really glad that the submitter added those red arrows to the picture. Without them I wouldn’t've had any idea what the fail was.
I bet it fell on his foot to add insult to injury.
And Thats why he loosed
We are the ChampiOWWWWW!!
Does that say “MADE IN CHINA”!
What a dumbass! By the way, my nuts are itchy!
lol
he’s holding the wrong way
the bottom handle is the correct one to hold
Is that a trophy or a chafing dish? Looks like there’s a Sterno holder in the base…
Hhahahahaha Made in China
I see the trophy makers are on strike
Made In China EPIC FAIL!!!!!
made in taiwan
Haha, trophy fall!
))
I like this site
And I just won it, too…
*holding trophy* hooray, I won! *breaks* NUUUUUUU
Suck my balls
Hold my trophy
it landed on happycat’s cheezburger.
hmmm, something about that trophy just doesnt feel right….
He lost when he got it… >_>
iv seen better