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Was he even trying to avoid that wall?
My thoughts exactly. Maybe he was trying to do a wheelie or something?
Atleast he pulled off a magnificent failie
he is just an as*hole
this happens to me all the time
Johnny saw her riding on a street car named Desire, his fate was sealed
She could see him coming like a hundred other liars, it was no big deal
Rosa had a lover on the shady side of town, Tito, he was king of the streets
She was his possession like a jewel on his crown, Johnny better run, better run
Chorus:
Better hide your heart, better hold on tight
Say your prayers, ’cause there’s trouble tonight
When pride and love battle with desire
Better hide your heart, ’cause you’re playing with fire
The ride was over but the story doesn’t end, he took her heart
She looked him in the eye and said they couldn’t meet again
You could see the trouble start
The word went out that Rosa’s messin’ with someone, it was on the street
Tito looked for Johnny with a vengeance and a gun
Johnny better run, better run
chorus
Johnny’s holdin’ Rosa on a rooftop in the night, as time stood still
They couldn’t hear him coming ’til he had them both in sight
You could feel a chill
A shot ran out like thunder and the blood was on her hands, with nothing won
When someone lies dying, lovers finally understand
chorus…
^^ :shootsmessenger: ^^
dude!!!! ahha
dude
ahhaha
TL;DR
o.o
What’s up w/ you?
Are you sick?
say “i sofa king we taught it” realy fast
Hope wall
I think the point is he didn’t get how brakes worked or something, or it’s a fake.
Agreed. He’s a fake biker…
Maybe it was a fake wall?
this comment is fake!
The garage is fake!
Physics is fake!
The internets are fake!
My boobs are.. uhh.. nevermind.
I KNEW IT!!!
I think she was going to say nice?
…or fluffy…
or fishy
or boobtastic!
or uneven!
fintastic!
…or boobs…
indeed
what about furry ?
or signed by a famous person
C-C-C-Combobreaker!!!
Fake is fake!
Everything = nothing!
This lie is cake!
*perks*
Cake?O.O
lol im glAd someone else played that game.. i love Portals
And I love rhubarb.
I’m allergic to rhubard
Mama’s little baby loves rhubarb, rhubarb,
Mama’s little baby loves rhubarb pie.
Mama’s little baby loves shortnin’, shortnin’
Mama’s little baby loves shortnin’ bread
I live in the rhubarb triangle where they practise the darker side of rhubarb growing. Weird but true, clicky the name for details.
I love it on fire.
Then you should know it was named Portal.
No, he’s not saying he liked Portal, but the portals you could make in the game.
Portal is Fake!
Damn you, I just lost THE GAME!
*perks*
Coffee anyone?
*beams*
Just had a lovely one after dinner!
if it is, then obviously he’s no Roadrunner…..
That looked awfully staged.
He tried to avoid that car!
-> WIN
gud job
Kamikaze Watermelon!
Doo doo doo doo doo!
Suicide fail?
no amount of doo’s fail. Extinguisher Swinger, only 4 next time
Darn wall had magnets, not his fault.
he just thought he was the ghost rider
Wow. I didn’t see that one coming. *ahem*
Must…resist…temptation…
That’s what she said.
NOOO!!!
Bwaha I’m glad someone said that.
Almost first, bitches!
I don’t see any female canines.
The trolls are getting foul-mouthed.
*rinses Edmond’s mouth out with soap*
*rinses Edmond’s mouth out with BOG water*
*Rinses Edmond’s mouth out with well used Sham-Wow*
Did you see the X Games? One of the announcers said that one of the competitors ‘Sham-Wowed the crowd’.
*hands Edmond the toothbrush and retarDEX*
That’ll take the nasty feeling of being smart out of ya…
Wow…..
My mouth feels so clean now.
Thanks FailBlog!!
And Thanks Retardex!
My mouth feels so clean now!
Thanks FailBlog!!
And thanks Retardex!
What do you mean you don’t see any female canines? What about Edmond?
did someone say female canines?
*wages tail*
*wages jules doesn’t have a tail to wag*
*wagers that I do have a tail to wag, just not a brain*
Is there such a thing as a female canine troll?
No, because canines and trolls are a complete different race!
While canines belong to the order of carnivora, trolls are flamivorous…there’s a difference there.
But a tiny little itsy bitsy one.
I’m not sure that trolls and female canines cannot mate. There might be such a thing as a pure bred trollitch. Or Bitcholl.
Trulldog?
Droll?
Aren’t they of a different species?
Vocabulary fail.
All the females I know have canines. And incisors, and molars, and bicuspids. Well, except my friends from Kentucky. And North Carolina.
*snert*
Geseunteit.
Gesundheit?
nee, Gesundheit!
No thanks, I already ate.
I think he meant “britches”. He was ahead of the curve in all the tequila-based pants dropping down below.
But I could be wrong.
use a feedreader that updates every minute to be first. i do this on lifehacker
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
You are the kind of person that makes RSS unusable as a concept.
Sincerely, go to hell.
but seriously…. why?
A life less extraordinary.
LOL
old…guess i ain’t fass enough. =(
Don’t make a fass about it.
That bike sure was fass though!
Too fass, thats why he is on his a$$.
Alas, he a spass…
Shoulda taken a class
Too high on the grass…
he had a hallway pass
Don’t be so crass
And don’t give me that sass!
Shush! Cheeky young lass!
You sorta missed out on the whole ‘keeping the word “fass” in your comment’ theme here didn’t you?
Wow, four replies at the same time. Well done team.
I heard they’re entering the Simultaneous Release event at the next Cth Games
We changed the run, lass.
Yeah, so stop giving sass.
I really like that guy on CSI, he plays Jim Brass.
Force / acceleration = mass
Combien de flarine? Seulement une tasse
*farine. Damnit.
I’m curious… is there a French bukkit?
yes, its fully of toast, fries, wine, cheese and gorgeous women.
It’s bouquet, not bukkit!
Mmmm… cheesy toasted fried wine…
*spits elegantly into the bouquet*
I expectorated better from you, hammy.
*Watches like a hawk.*
trass. its a word.
I have an eye made of glass!
frist?
Bill Frist?
Your name intrigued me.
Then I read your comment and all curiosity and interest died.
It’s so sad when that happens, isn’t it?
I dunno. Hasn’t happened since I started following your comments, Avis.
Awww… thanks!
I can always use a good ego-stroking!
is that what you are calling it now?
*grins*
You call that a grin? Wait til I get to you.
I’ll be waiting!
*Fetches camera*
Good boy, sit! Play dead!
Convincingly.
Here, let me help…
I think I know what is needed here.
*SQUEEZE*
Did that help?
*escapes through the conveniently moomin-shaped hole left in the wall by the motorcycle crashing*
Curiosity and interest, I find, are but fleeting…
*fleets whoanellie’s but*
Thanks. I needed that
I knew an admiral who apparently lost his fleet.
Your comments sweep me off my fleet!
Not if they are properly fed and cared for.
Hence the request for 1800
Hang onto your clothes…!
*gives WhoaNellie a shot of 1800*
…eyes lump of clothing on floor…
damn.
Did they go “PHLUMPH!“?
I’m afraid so.
And then “CLINK”.
….Clink???
WhoaNellie was wearing chain mail.
She was planning to go medieval on someone’s ass.
Did I really just say that? Oh good god.
She? SHE?!?!?
Hands BondFan secret eyeglasses concealed in ring concealed in shoe heel…
It happens. That’s why I had to change my avatar to a less sexually ambiguous fox.
Foxy!
Totally
Yes.
.
.
.
Clink.
normally it’s a thud, unless you have a “prince albert”
…only car keys…
Prince Albert in a can? It must hurt to doot.
Saludos desde Colombia, muy buena pagina.
Hello… this is a very good page
lol!!!
Hello, Felipe! Welcome to the blog. There’s tea and cookies here on the table, help yourself.
*shows Felipe where the hidden stash of tequila is hidden*
Judy, are you a den mother or something…??
Hidden stash of tequila! Damn…you people and your secrets.
*takes the bottle, pours himself a shot*
*Hands JJ lemon & salt*
I used those lemons to make orange juice. Try some limes instead.
*Makes a batch of margaritas.*
*drinks margarita and dons lampshade*
McFail, I found these when you were trying to wear the lampshaade as a skirt. *Hands over shoes, socks, undergarments and shoes* Just in case you feel a draft.
Ooops that other pair of shoes were mine.
Wow…tequila makes McFail’s clothes fall off, too!
*takes a sip*
PHLUMPH!
See…?? Me too!
Well if everyone else is doing it…
*gets naked*
DW, I think the best part of that entire comment was the sound you decided on for clothes falling off. Seriously. PHLUMPH! Shit, I need those…
*Sneaks in, sets up video equipment* Yeah BABY, gonna have some new stuff for my private collection!
Hey, what’s everybody doi-
Oh. My. God.
*blacks out*
*covers BondFan in stuffed animals and giant gummy bears*
Mwahahaha.
I’m getting pretty chilly, and I don’t like how diana is looking at me…
*wakes up*
WAH! Have I died and gone to heaven? Why am I covered in all this? Why is everyone giggling?
*takes bite out of bear*
Mmmm…artificial colouring
*Quickly makes another batch of margaritas.*
Tequila Sheila-la-la-la-la, got me feelin’ alright. . .
I’m soooo glad I don’t drink tequila!
*walks in room, adverts eyes, walks out to look for a hose*
Hmm. Why is everybody else naked?
Figures. No matter what party you go to, there is always someone wearing your outfit.
Don’t worry Loz, I’m still recovering from the cold you gave me
, so my intentions are purely whimsical. *points to BondFan* See?
*gets dressed again before putting on a large raincoat and hat*
Oh, okay. (Damn…)
Naked people wearing socks? Man, what a turn-off.
Did you miss the socks part of the blog yesterday? HMMMMM???
*returns*
I could not find a hose but this will work just as well
*pulls out bukkit*
*steals bukkit*
Snap! Who told Dragon where I was hiding the tequila?
He saw it under the table you where you placed the cookies & milk.
Oh. My. Gawd.
I really like the way SHE punctuated HER comment. *points at Dragon*
(I am going to hell for this one, but)
She must be on her period
Let me… get out of the known casualty radius of a FOOOOM!(tm). Nothing personal, jules, but …. *runs*
Actually…I lol’d.
*puts the marshmallows away*
No no…keep ‘em out. I can think of a few fun things we could do with them.
I’ll go clear the shelves of honey graham crackers and chocolate…
Aww…you never leave me wanting s’more.
She’s teaching class, and when the period is over there’s going to be a fire drill.
I don’t think it’s going to be a fire “drill”. More like a fire will.
*hopes it’s going to be a fire won’t, as she does not wish to get burned, and her raincoat is only mostly flame-retardant*
That’s just mean, DTIS.
They prefer to be called the “Flammably challenged”.
Here…coat it with this retarDEX. That should help.
roflwaffle!
*blink*
She’s always a woman to me.
*facepalm*
Non-seq to the rescue!
>perk< tequila?!? Got 1800???
Little early for 1800, but i’ll take a sip.
It’s never too early!
sip sip pass!
I opt for glug, glug, pass….
OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!
I PWN THE COOKIES!!!
lol, I hate when I see newbs on motorcycles
I hate when I see motorcycles on newbs.
I like newts
I really like it when I see bewbs on motorcycles. Watch it, you can be burned, those pipes are hot.
teeheehee… he said boobs!
He’s also talking about a hot pipe, so now I’m sooooo confused…
You’ve obviously never been to Thailand!
nothing like some chasing hot tail (pipe)
And that’s terrible.
Just let your imagination run wild Dragon, it’s even better than watching a movie at the IMAX theater and alot more graphic
*rolls eyes*
Great, he tells the published author to let her imagination run wild. This could take a while! She has a LOT of imagination!
Last time that happened, we ended up with David Bowie in spandex playing the Goblin King.
That was not playing. He IS the goblin king.
That really wouldn’t be much of a surprise.
Avis, you remind me of the babe.
Innocent?
… looks like we are going to have to watch a classic movie together. Snuggle up together under a blanket, munch some popcorn, and watch Jim Henson’s The Labrynth (sp?)
Blockbuster just called. They said that the movie is four weeks overdue.
Oh, I remember the movie! But I like your idea very much!
I have to warn you, I’m a big dork. You may catch me silently wording along with the songs.
It’s ok, I do that too. With the lines from the movie!
When it comes to imagination, she wrote the book.
Hee…! And my latest book has quite a few naughty bits in it, too.
I can’t wait!
ruh roh…
raggy?
Your naughty bits???? Oh, I see, a play on words. Hooked on phonix werked fer me, lol.
This was an attempt on saarcasm people, yes I have clickity’d her name before.
We know, it just made for more wordplay.
*snorkity*
But you didn’t ask if you could play with my words, they can be delicate, easily mistaken for others and evntually lost.
Like tears in rain…
FARST!
Yes, that comment was a farce.
BF? No tazing today?
*whimpers*
There is target practice.
*shoots arrow at portugese*
Take that damn portugese, always trying to steal my apartment!
brake!
you fool!
brake!
no, no, not break!
snap
crakle
pop
rib cage.
There is absolutely no reason to wear a helmet when you are driving in the safety of a garage…
Helmets are for pussies and pansies, didn’t you know?
You mean just because he doesn’t know how to shave means he is not a pussy?
Pussies always shave
There’s nothing like a well-groomed, ummm, motorcyclist…
He shoulda taken the helmet off, so he could at least get close to hitting the car.
Funny, I’ve never seen a cat or a flower wear a helmet.
And for blockheads whose heads are hard enough they don’t need helmets.
this is why i am opposed to helmet laws- idiots should be encouraged to off themselves whenever possible.
at least he gave it his best try
Check out http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com if you want to hear some vicious and wholly undeserved tauntings of celebrities like Johnny Cash, Owen Wildon and the guy who played MacGyver.
You mean Pepsuber?
Yeah, Pepsuber… sorry!
It’s too early in the thread to resort to Monty Python routines.
How about Mrs.Doubtfire quotes?
“it’s a run by fruiting”
red dwarf quotes? “smeg head”
aaahhh Red Dwarf….makes me want some Vindeloo….
I love the “huh” at the end
huuhhhhhh?
ih?
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Hey, it’s Pop-eye!
Apparently he doesn’t know how the throttle works.
or that he was out of blinker fluid
It was either the linkage or the U-joint.
you mechanical physics is a dillusion, it’s all about the flux capacitance!
Well, that was pointless.
like your parent reproductive organs?
Somebody voted for this FAIL?
I know bike destroyed, WIN!
Looked like a BMW, too!
Big Manly Woman?
I dont know but I’ve been told, big legged women aint got no soul
Better-Maintained Woman
scorched earth!
Black Man’s Willy.
That was so much funnier when I was 10…
Buy My Wife
It’s between the personals and the the “for sale” sections on Craigslist.
Take my wife.
Take my wife, please!
NO… unless… does that come with full vaginal rights?
Bile Medication Wishes
WIN concept FAIL
one less bike = one less retard mode of transportation. anything less than 3 wheels = fail
Let me guess… you want a nice pink tricylce for next christmas day!
nah I’m jackin up my explorer
So a unicycle is pretty much out of the question eh? That wouldve been a great fail.
55th
In Soviet Russia, wall hits you.
*snore*
*puts Electrohacker’s bra in the freezer while they snore*
eww stop claiming strange bras from the garbage and saying they’re mine
I’m male… you = fail
I didn’t say you were a girl.
you just look remarkably like one
*squeezes lack of boobies*
Nice moobs.
So, it was a bro instead of a bra. She didn’t fail that much.
any fail – fail just the same
Oh get over it! We do stuff to each other like that! Nothing malicious, just pranks.
WOW you read to much into this
You write too much into this.
How do you read to a place? And where is Much?
you’ve been attacked by the regulars, don’t fight back, they’ve got an admiral to lead them and a dragon to burn you.
ah, comrade – rolcats.com!
All that is needed is the theme music from Benny Hill……
and people running trough a hallway from door to door
…and several scantily-clad women.
With HUUUGGGGEEEE… Tracts of land.
I’m not wearing pants…does that count?
pants off time? already?
It’s 2 PDT somewhere!
LIAR, I disbelieve your fairy tales of daylight time!
Do you want your pants off or not?!
depends, drunk enough yet?
Not for that potato you’re holding.
it’s no potato it’s a nuclear bomb, merry christmas!
*hides in bunker deep below the earth as massive explosion is heard from above*
That HAD to be painful.
nah it s a flesh wound
I’m counting on it.
what number are you on?
He doesn’t need to take a number. He is most definitely FIRST!
*blush*
You’re first, second, and third with me.
i love you
*Yanks up joehansome by the scruff of his collar*
*Closes door so Admiral and Dragon can has privacy*
ha christopher sed mah namez ^^
-snort- You said can has privacy. I thought you were against everything that is ICHC
*nods at Christopher*
*takes trollicious by collar*
*a hollow clunk is heard as joehansome and trollicious get their heads together*
*wakes up from nap*
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwn*
So…anything interesting happen while I was snoozing?
I’ll fill you in when we get back to the lair.
We’ll have drinks by the fire; you look mighty firsty.
Ooh. And then I’ll come back for seconds.
This is cozy.
*decants a Premier Cru Bordeaux*
can i haz icepack?
Well he did use his direction lights (idk how it is called in english anymore)
Most people just say ‘blinker’. Though ‘turn signal’ is the more technical term.
(thinking of something witty to say for very first post…….thinking……thinking…..drats!!) first post fail.
Motorcycle vs Wall. Wall always wins. Always.
you get and F… for fart face
Wow that was mature.
And grammatically incorrect! A twofer!
maturity is overrated
Proper grammar and vernacular useage are severely underrated.
when he hit the wall, it sounded like he said “geez” in a very feminine tone and his friend chuckled in a girly way. gay lovers who ride bikes?
it was
“dude”
then a laugh that sounded like
“huuh”
Tim *the toolman* Taylor impersonation?
MORE POWER!
I loved that show!
orrrr…. did that show love you… in a wrong way? lets explore
Hahaha I love them wanna be bikers
but they have butt herpies
‘Wild Hogs’, what a funny movie!
funny haha, or funny *yawn*
It is such a great movie!
*_*
The fast and the spurious?
Hardly Davidson and the Marlboro Sham?
Placebomania?
Thank you for the profound mentation, Electro. I’m dazzled.
you can buy the profound mentation bedazzler for the low low price of $-35
I love everyone of you, yay!
I got in line and you passed right over me. I think you loved Mookie twice. Wth?
He just wanted to practice, so he gets it right…
FIRST
lair
My first FIRST
fail
GOODGAWDAMIGHTY – where all these FAILfirsters coming from?!?
MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!!!!
from the failfirstuary?
he tryed not to hit the car he is such a good driver
ya he so gud
Maybe he’s just fryed.
I’ll bet he cryed.
And it hurt his pryde.
that was rather snyde
Well, now I’m fit to be tyed.
*grabs duct tape*
*comes alongsyde*
Gravity will not be defyed.
While the wabbit done dyed.
some one do one about pie that would be cool
A horse with a shorn lair?
*eyes the scantly-dressed women beadily*
Pron with au pair?
That man came straight out of university into a software engineering job; he lives in a building that has an underground car park; he has never walked along a pavement (only across); he has no black friends. He is not a natural motorcyclist.
His aunt and uncle were killed in the war, mostly due to the fact that they were both born without eardrums (which is how they met) and they didn’t hear the train.
the train that killed his dog when he was 5, which lead to his father beating him relentlessly
the train that killed his dog when he was 5. Which lead to his father beating him relentlessly because his father blamed hi for the dog’s death.
VOTE 1 THUMB
y what happen to your other thumb
wAaLKked alOOnNg aA pAvemenT
WhAat Aare YoU oN?
im ducked up on quack =o
QuAck is WHaCk yO!
hellz yeah son!
CrACk THat QuAcK
Michael Phelps does quack and so do i but that doesnt make me a winner now does it?
huh!
WHAT A SAUSAGE!! Ultra Dilly!
Motorcycles are so manly
Funny fail.
Too bad the coxwain wasn’t there to stop that.
Is that John Belushi riding the motorcycle?!? And all this time we thought the drugs killed him…
Then again, you’d have to be high to plow into a wall like that.
hes seems pretty low to me
*NEW FAIL* *NEW FAIL* Altogether now!
NO F-IN WAY thats in the palisades :O thats the grove parking lot
fourth comment!
ur retarded
He’s going going gone!
I’m pretty sure he tried to do a burn out and failed but kept trying until he crashed.
Darwin WIN!
My nuts are itchy.
How can one lack so hard?
Uhhh, yeah there’s a wall there. I hope you didn’t think you were gona turn into Danny Phantom…? Hahaha!
paris and kimberly…
Last
no, you’re not
idiot win
Was this a fake fail? Do you think some people make videos like this just trying to imitate a fail? LOL
I’ve seen better…..MUCH better. This wasn’t even that funny. Or painful. LOL
Don’t you hate it when that happens?
Biker wannabe?
Moron needs to learn brakes first.
Hope the bike wasn’t too damaged.
Gotta love his friend’s little laugh at the end.
Old ass video. What a tool.
12;undefined
So that’s how Heath Ledger REALLY died
I love how caviler the guy holding the camera was.
I just love the camera guy laughing
He thinks he’s some kind of a daredevil who’ll never die or get scratched. Well, your dead wrong!
Oh My Gosh! Is the bike ok?
wow some people should just stay the hell off of bikes
wow some people should just stay the hell off of bikes x]]]]
I love that the only comment the camera guy made was ‘dude…’
Never let a MORON ride your bike.
he didn’t know shit about how motos work and he was squeezing the clutch, which he thought was a hand break, and thats y the engine rev’d up. he hit the clutch and that let the engine loose and it rev’d… you might wanna teach him the basics first.
At least he missed the parked car.