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He said yes…
FIRST
Non-drowsy. Rofl!
(ignore the troll, or throw him into failBOG)
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
the giant Sesquippedalion hippopotamus is one to be feared…
Lol.
Actually that’s the fear of long words
as a sesquipedalian myself, i can attest that it is, in fact, one who enjoys the using of insanely multisyllabic words. quite the opposite, really.
Quite the fail, really… It IS the fear, and not the enjoyment, of long words. Can you imagine being told you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?? You’d be a mess! “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! OH GOD I’M DYING, AREN’T I?!”
it be funny as hell to meet one of those guys. i wonder why they’re afraid?
probably some post-traumatic effect from grade school english class.
“too many letters… too many letters…”
i think he knows that
comprehension win
Only 50 milligrams worth?
Give me value for money dammit!
It used to average 10cc per dose…
I don’t care anymore, just give it to me! http://www.fukitol.com/
“I finally don’t sweat the small stuff… I just FUKITOL!”
If you don’t get drowsy UR DOIN IT RONG.
Or you’re considerate.
or just plain lazy
It’s been proven there’s a legitimate biological cause for ‘post-dosage-drowsiness’, so get over it and let me sleep
Hmm I wonder if I put my comment in here, would that technically give me the first spot?
Oh, no, I got it… >sighTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEE<
aaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggg
Then he took off my pants and had his way with me… but thats ok ‘cos he’s a doctor right??
It was OK if he used genuine Mykoc and not that fake Mykoc you can order from the internet. Apparently.
Doc: How can I help you.
Mike Hunt: I want to know if Mykoc is right for me?
Mike Crotch: Can Mykoc stop the swelling?
When will the generic become available? Will it be cheaper and still equally effective?
Is there a generic? My insurance won’t pay for brand names.
Can’t pay for Mycok? Try the generic alternative, Alkox.
…as long as it’s the time release formula, not the fast acting one.
Best you take this before a meal.
Some people have trouble swallowing Mykoc because it is so big.
Good news, then! It’s a suppository!
I never thought I would say this, but: WIN!
*starts doing high-fives, facepalms Kravox*
Orally?
….and then I said ‘No, but SHE sure can!’
yeah!
Good luck swallowing that!
It’s the onlly medication that you can spit out after application.
Poor dude… that’s like the size of a very small pill or something.
Mine weighs about 1.2 kg.
That sticker sounds like a lame 80′s pick-up line.
It’s because it’s fake. It’s one of those ‘hilarious’ t-shirt slogans, just printed on a sticker.
Exactly.
nice way to kill it, Barney
Nice job breaking it, hero.
an your a chick, so his must be real tiny.
whats the point if its non drowsy
This isn’t a medicine label, it’s a gag sticker …. look at the small print at the bottom.
Failblog Fail
no calculations!
Om nom nom
the engineer is credit to team!
Jokes aren’t fails. They are wins.
Yah, I feel the same way. If somebody makes a fake fail intentionally as a joke, definitely a WIN. Here’s a T-Shirt of the same fake product.
http://flickr.com/photos/sanfranannie/2340839407/
Hey doc, is mykoc right for you?
50 mg. is not right for anyone, sorry.
oh…Can i has some of yours?
If you are willing for some bologna, you can have Alex’s meat. I hope 48 oz. is good enough for you.
I’m feeding a crowd – could you slice that thin, please.
No thanks! I prefer the bearded clam or the fur taco. Especially in those boots
Could you cut that in half? I’m in a threesome.
Make that thirds. My secretary just joined in.
Y’know… You gotta wonder if some woman somewhere would actually fall for a pick up line like that…
I suggest you undertake your own field study at the local mall.
The study would probably be more productive at the state fair. At least around here (GA) it would.
People ask me this question all the time, but I can only say that I have not the necessary information to answer it. I need more specifications to make an assessment of the situation: dimensions, age, intended use, religion/conviction…
You spelled “region” wrong.
You spelled “schlong” wrong again, Lou. Let me write you a prescription for Mykoc and see if it helps cure your dyslexia. (btw, I’m not a “real” doctor)
You keep using anagrams on me. I am not sure if “dyslexia = daily sex” or “dyslexia = sexy dial”. But maybe I need a cure for both,
On second thought, Mykoc is not right for you. Here, take two of these – *opens lab coat* – and call me in the morning.
I never suspected that being the guinea pig for your experiment could be so pleasant… I will try hard to wait until the morning to call you again.
*likes what he sees under the lab coat*
You don’t look well – I can’t let you leave yet. *unzips, examines* Now, turn your head and cough.
I think I am having problems turning my head… away from your bosom.
You leave me breathless, I hope you know about mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
This is a serious problem, indeed. I’d better cancel the rest of my appointments for the day. I know a special treatment that may help, but I need to find some vaseline, a clamp, and several yards of gauze.
Will it hurt, doctor?
Will my heart stop beating so strong as it is doing now?
*steps in*
Hey, what are you two doing in my cabinet? And what on earth…? You’re doing it all wrong, woman, it is not supposed to go there! Not without handles anyway! Step aside, I’ll take over.
Mi querido patiente, no te preocupes. Mi corazón late sólo para tí.
¿Puedes sentir cómo fuertemente?
Nurse! NURSE! We’ll also need a french translator here! Stat!
(after translation)
Ah, well, …ehm, can I have a feel too then?
Uh oh! She’s getting drowsy! Give her some of Mykoc! Its the only thing for her!
*goes to find Lou*
*Walks in* Is there a problem here?
…
“conviction…”
so is the length of the sentence for conviction in years
or the location of the incarceration: local or state prison?
definately a WIN
Did your doctor gave you the “go ahead”, then? Congrats!
Spelling FAIL…
Nice catch. Huzzah!
Mmmmmmmmm Tasty
the newest douchebag-approved pick-up line?
Non-drowsy FTW
They misspelled ‘droopy’.
Does it cure cancer?
That’s not how you spell herpes.
is 4 inches o.k. doc?
It seems like these days you need a fckin prescription…
That’s right, prescriptions are needed for f*ckin and bleedin nowadays.
Before the Mycok Non Drowsy> we doctors used the Mycok Drowsy. No question was asked then and when you woke up you had already received the treatment.
Unitalicizes “we doctors used the Mycok”
Paging Dr. Feelgood.
This is Dr. Feelgood, how can I help you, Nurse Pleasedontstop?
You’d think it’d be Dr. Pleasedontstop.
Dr. Ben Dover will be here shortly…
Oh, I can tell you that!
Erm – thinly veiled advert for humourous stickers FTF?
Although – a quick ebay of “Mykoc” reveals a very similar design available in children’s sizes!
Inappropriate children’s clothing fail?
http://cgi.ebay.com/hoody-MYKOC-FUNNY-UNIQUE-BLK-SWEAT-SHIRT-N82-XL-FREE_W0QQitemZ220321780995QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_CSA_MC_Shirts?hash=item220321780995&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50
what the hell is Mycok? im english
Mykoc as in YourAss
You spelled “is” wrong.
You spelled “up” wrong.
You spelled “swelled” wrong.
You spelled “Lou” wrong.
You expelled “Lou” wrong.
You rappelled “Lou” wrong.
You smelled “Lou” wrong!
You belled “Lou” right! *RING RING RING BANANA BONE*
You kissed “Myass” wrong!
It’s a cure for infertility.
I’m not telling. I dont trust the english with Mykoc.
But Mykoc would be in much better hands with the English!
Nah! They would probably dip it in mintsauce before putting it in their mouths.
You mispelled “tea” as “mintsauce”.
I hate the non-drowsy formula – it keeps me up all night.
But you have to call in the MORNING!
Thanks very much! I got to pay 25 000 dollar and spend 4 month in jail..
Ah, I remember the days when Yorekoc was in vogue, but nowadays Mykoc is bigger than Yorekoc.
Mykoc is much harder to get your hands on though!
I hear the great taste of Mycok comes from a strange grey fluid inside the tablet.
Hey? Is that a double entendre? What are you talking about? I’m talking about pills here, you perv. Take your aberration somewhere else.
I shall. I can see many females outside the room ready for some of Mycok!
Doctor is it available yet?
It’s Pixelshopped! You can tell because the shadows accidenty
… it’s a suppository.
Is that what the strange man told you?
…it’s a pokability.
Looks like a win to me…
I’ve been recommending this prescription for years.
What does the hazy print say? Jailbird Stickers?
Ladybird knickers
What does that crazy lint say? Rail bird snickers?
knee high knickers?
Suckbird lickers?
Unfortunately, this is NOT a real ironically-named drug. Someone actually thought it up for lolz.
Pssst, we all already knew that, but we prefer to leave it unspoken.
Secretive FAIL!
LOL, priceless!
RT
http://www.real-privacy.us.tc
Is this some form of Peniscillin?
um, yeah… if you notice the “jailbird stickers” logo at the bottom of the sticker you can see this is actually a “WIN” because the person that submitted it was actually fooled.
Win, fail, win…it is a thin line.
Or the person that submitted it OWNS one of the stickers and submitted it as a joke
Wow, lookit all those girls lining up for those prescriptions -sees huge line of girls extended around the building-
Mykoc? That’s not even a word. Not even close to any word I know.
Wake up and smell the coffee. Ow and don’t forget to take Mykoc.
“My girlfriend needs some of Mykoc! She says she doesn’t take enough! Good luck swallowing it!”
That is a fake medicine, not a Fail. It doesn’t exist…
We know that! And shut up!
It’s still funny…
Fail… it’s a sticker – it’s a fictious product. fail fail…
Come on folks, less fake fails please!
Oh my! for my fault, thousands of girls might have had the wrong koc! I never asked a doctor!
… Ok not so many, maybe hundreds.
Ok three.
Oh my god, lol. That’s not a fail, that’s a win. I saw that bumpers sticker at Hot Topic, and I *WANT* it!!
“The Hong Kong Connection” is a legal thriller about a gutsy female attorney who takes on high ranking International officials. It’s a taut, rollercoaster of a ride from New York to Palm Beach to Washington D.C. to Hong Kong. The plot is expertly woven, the characters persuasive, and the dialogue snappy and spot on.
Yeah, this is a t-shirt at a store Zero point.
This is a plaigarism fail, funny t-shirt though
Lol Non Drowsy.
my wife left me because I gave Mykoc to her sister, and her mother, and her grandfather. I just don’t understand, I was just trying to help them be healthy…
BTW.. am I a troll, or just a Noob?
I might forgive my sister and even my mother, but my GRANDFATHER?????? :-O
AHAHAHA xD i saw this cuz once we had free dress day and one of the guys at my school was wearing a T-Shirt that said “EXACTLY” that. lmao
That pic’s funny, or offensive, only if the viewer has a dirty mind
MYKOC fits nicely in your ass.
So it comes (*giggle giggle*) in suppository form too, then. I know some people would prefer that to the oral form
More like camera focus fail
HI
Bump
Sorry, but if you want to lolz at funny shit people make up there are plenty of sites for that kind of thing.
A Fail Blog entry is only really funny if it’s real. It’s the whole POINT of the site. When you start posting things like this, it’s like you are acknowledging you are running out of actual Epic Fail stuff.
Just my two cents
My wife takes mykoc!
OH DUDE. I used to work at Jailbird Designs, the place where these beauties were dreamed up and made. Was so hilarious to see it here. Famously shitty! Anyway you should see the rest of their designs. All Fails. All Epic.
I think it takes the fun out of a joke if the “fail” isn’t real. Mycok is not a real drug, therefore not a legitimate fail. That’s sad.
I think the sticker was made to be a joke. It’s made by “Jailbird Stickers” — look at the bottom. They sell these on eBay.
ROFL
This is not a fail- it is a joke.
There is no such drug.
Yes, there is a stick up my butt, why do you ask?
Ladys!
the Doctor said MyKoc will be very good for you, Be it is far to large for you to take it all in in one go.
He said you should gradually take more & More of it in as you go.
This is a gag sticker. Obvious. Lame. FAIL Blog FAIL!!!
This guy even likes Hawks on his chest… I hope he’s not interested in Mike Hawk…
try our new and improved Mykont
MY WIFE IS WONDERING HOW MYKOC WORKS
That’s just… someone should of… weird.
how the hell is this a fail? its a bumper sticker made to be a joke? i say win and high-fives all round!!!!!!!
bad product development.