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Bwahahaha… I hope they fall out.
So many caring individuals on this website.
hey those Nike tennis shoes aren’t going to make themselves!
bravo
this is sparta
No, this is fail blog, sparta is two towns over, k thanks, bye bye
OMFG! that’s my truck
OMFG! that’s my little boy peeking out of the holes.
OMFG! I think I know who that is peeking in your little boy’s holes.
That only happens in Mexico (dio bediga a mexico)
Dio? Ronnie James Dio?
Bediga?
Spain Fail.
Dio bediga?? JAJAjaJA!! ok… thank you…
Dio bediga?? JAJAjaJA!! ok… “tenk yu?”
“Spain Fail”???? English Fail!
Ronnie James Dio ha bendecido a México en un par
de ocasiones!!
Spanish fail!
Child Transport.. I’d say thats a very much win, kids surely wont complain anymore
Si ahuevo
XD
Dios bendiga a Mexico XD
huevos culeros
.i.
no mamen! esas son placas de mi estado
R you serious?, all this web is full of failing situations by american people, WTF?
I think I saw something about this on http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com. They harvest the hair of babies to stuff pillows with. The brand is called BabySoft I think. They’re super comfortable, I have one.
Wow, just wow. I followed your link to the worst, most lame-assed website of all time. I’m bored but not that bored.
But bored enough to click through and comment.
Interesting.
Say, don’t you own a truck?
No, he has an ice cream truck and a day care center.
The Little Angels Program? I though you had a black van.
have i told you lately, that i love you?
At least they won’t get wet if it rains.
Unless I get back there with them.
Well, yeah
Not where that was supposed to go.
I fail a lot today …
Yeah, I told that to my girlfriend too. She didn’t buy it.
My girlfriend told me that too. Didn’t believe her either.
Exactly. Seriously, does it HAVE to be glass or hard plastic? A squishey one would hurt alot less..
If the glove doesn’t fit
Then push harder?
that is what she said
baseball glove, catcher’s mitt? inquiring minds want to know
boxing
Donkey punching has never been more fun
PFIRST!
does the p stand for pedophilliac?
BTW, I submitted an OBAMA fail last week, and the webmasters refuse to post it! That’s discriminating!
It’s probably because you’re white
That’s what I thought, they play the racist card!
I believe you mean the “race card”.
nope, i said that on purpose! Although, i dind’t invent it, it’s copyrighted by Snoop Dogg’s Squizzle Televizzle.
fo shizzle.
my nizzle
You would say that, you racist card playing race.
I guess i have to file a lawsuit against the webmasters of this here failblog site, i will no longer tolerate discrimination based on skin colour and/or other racist cards!
I’m half Japanese, and not once have I been insulted or rejected based on my race. You sir are being way to defensive.
Oh, and I betcha regret ticking “MCCAIN” last year.
I eat McCain fries all day long, but those racist Americans won’t let me vote, just because i’m european! That’s another discrimination based on nationality. I’m filing a lawsuit against the US government: Me vs the people!
Oh, and i betcha back that you will be rejected too when you submit an OBAMA fail, they just don’t post them!
mmm.. McCain fries. But if you’re in europe, you can get the french ones direct!! The real ones!!! Why import McCains?
They produce McCain fries in France. BTW, you call ‘em french fries, but over here the most famous country for it’s fries is Belgium…. and they use McCain too.
That McCain sure has a way with a potato, doesn’t he.
Vicariously so.
Might I point out French fries are not French?
Having lived there, I know what Fries from France are…
(waiting for no.1 word on this website)
!!! A BRIT!!! WARM UP THE TAR BOYS!!!
*tazes Sean and throws him in the FAIL BOG*
No-one, but no-one, harms the British here.
Terribly sorry, Tom. I thought you were American until I saw your correct spelling of colour. I too am half British.
Please forgive my previous comment. Let us settle our differences. After all, wer are being overrun by Americans here! Let us push back our colonial friends!
Nyah, not even the Brits like the Brits, you should let him harm away. We can take it. Stiff upper lip and all that.
i like my colonic friends!
Bond.. are you WHOLE anything? Jesus.
Your colonic friends are gutsy.
You should see my bowel-ing pals. Boy do they move!
I am offended by that. You see, I am half gutsy. Although, I hever never seen any racist backlash due to that. You are being too sensitive.
I like my colonics best with sticky raspberry juice
Let’s play axis vs allies! I’m the referee!
Risk is better. And brings up less awkwardness at a multicultural home xD.
Nah. TIG! You’re it!
*runs off*
*Stuka dive bombers chase after Mikey as Panzer tanks encircle him*
I take it you’re axis then! That must be your japanese half, hehe!
I don’t know what is going on, but i like it
you won’t say that anymore when it’s beginning to hurt!
See! I told you this fail would all end in death!
*hides underground with his friends the wombles*
It is. Now, onto my either side.
*Counter attack by RAF bombers, “Dam busters theme” starts*
Spitfire vs Messerschmitt on Nightboat to Cairo background
and here come the trolls for an all out attack on losers that taze every blogger here….
good morning bondfan, shall we dance again today?
MUAHAHAHHAHAHA
it is early, why are you out of school?
Dad’s Army march in as ‘Allo ‘Allo goes on in background.
HI THERE IDIOT!
WANNA DANCE?
i spoke with my teachers and they all agree that its better for me to be here pestering you guys as opposed to being stuck in troll class all day… 4 star troll general here!
I hereby close this post!
SO, you are just a child and a foolish one at that?
*puts up sign “POST OFFICIALLY SHUT”*
ummm Tom, your buddy Bondfan will NEVER stop posting, sorry…
Awww, TOM, you’re ruining my fun!
I was going the cripple the Troll and
feed him to the BOG Monsters!
*puts “you’re an idiot…” back in his playpen*
shoot! darn! *kicks dirt* crud!
NOT the entire POST!? … Just this thread, right?
Dont worry T-14, you will get your chance soon enough…
nobody is commenting on my clicky name??? I thought the likeness to me was scary! I guess you really can ‘google’ yourself!
Bondfan PLEASE put back Jazz cards… PUHLEEEEEAASE!!!!!!!!
Does anybody hear something?
.
Hmm. Must have been the wind.
Nope, probably the wind.
.
It’s pretty snowy here in London. The transport system is hilariously bad: the trains have been halted because of snow on the tracks, all 8000 buses are still at their depots, and 6000 schools across the UK have been closed due to lack of transport.
uggghhhh alright, you guys win…
kthxbai
*troll stumbles back into his cage a defeated troll*
how much snow does London typically get a year?
Jules, snow in London is actually as likely as rain in Texas: not very. This is the worst snowstorm for 18 years. 18! In fact, when a newspaper compiled a list of things people missed, one was “a snowy christmas”.
wow bondfand and everyone here in Texas rides their horse to work too huh?
do some research before you post a dumb comment.
funny you don’t sound like a steer
There goes that wind again.
I’ll shut the windows. That should stop the draught.
but the dorrs are open
but the doors are open
only if you break on through to the other side.
*flies towards the open window to join the thread*
*window closes*
SPLAAAATTT!!!
*slides slowly down the wall, face squished into the stones*
What was that? I thought I heard something from outside…
*peers out of window*
Oh my god…
This ought to be interesting.
*settles on nearby branch to watch*
*checks DW’s pulse — racing*
She’s fine!
Avis, have you brought your little feathered friends with you today?
Yeah, London snowed under and typically, a few miles away, Belfast has yet again evaded its snow forecast. We get the worst of everything!
I’ve switched to rocs. They’re a bit more intimidating. But yes, they’re here. They’re always here.
Rocs? AAAAH! EVERYONE! TO THE BASEMENT!
*shuts down building, and puts armed guards on roof*
Loz, are you saying you got NO snow? I envy you.
I have to wear this ridiculous wellies whenever I want to go outside.
sticks and stones may break my bones, but rocks will freaken Kill me!
Relax, they won’t attack unless I give the command. And then they only attackthe offender. They have excellent troll-dar.
Not “rocks”, Rocs.
Hmm. I think I need some resuscitation.
BFF: we had some snow last night but it didn’t lie. Just melted into pathetic mush. We’ve had the freezing temperatures with nothing to show for it. Not fair!
*sits DW up in his arms*
*allows her head to tilt back slightly*
*slowly draws her hair away from mouth*
*gives a firm but soft, lasting kiss*
*melts into pathetic mush*
*film ends*
THE END (?)
*failbloggers leave cinema*
*takes DW back to the lair*
There’s polenta more to come.
No, the P stands for “The Postman”
I hope they didn’t. Because my shipment of hot dogs was late today. I hope the kids didn’t fall out or get saved.
It looks like those kids are being stolen!!!!!! This is funny in a not so funny way!!! I guess…
Isn’t this a child-care sponsored hay ride?
No, it’s a SLAY ride.
Oh… that’s just too funny.
wat is that is there realy a kid in there
No, there are two kids in there. One on the left and one on the right. At least, that’s all you can see. Who knows how many are really in there.
WHAT DO YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think you’re a troll. Slag off.
Slag on, slag off.
Slag on slag off – the Slagger ™
Whooaa, those ads to the right get better and better:
LeviticusJewelry???? Thou shalt nought sodomize thy cattle, written on a golden bracelet?
Actually I think you can’t sodomize people. Cattle, that’s just fine. Maybe some of the jewelry they sell is like a golden speculum.
According to Leviticus, people who sodomize cattle have to be killed, or at least thrown out of the community.
Oh, well.
*The more you know! Star goes across the screen*
Which celebrity would deliver that PSA? I’d vote for Joe Mantegna
Richard Gere IMO
it’s whoopy sternberg
Jake Gyllenhaal.
My first thought was Zak Knutson from Clerks 2, but Jake Gyllenhaal FTW.
those aren’t children, they’re Oompa Loompas!
are you fruit loops, hey do you know if ummpalompas exist, and where is the cheepist place to get candy?
Tuh-roll!
do they have schools in your country? enroll.
Filming a remake of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
Where are you, my children…
Come and get your lollipops…
Что смешного?
what?
wut?
wa?
W?
George W?
Georg W?
G.org
Gorge?
Or-g
O
(Yes they will)
I’m nested quite fine thank you.
*nestles*
nesticles?
You misspelled ‘tsetsecles’.
ROFL!
*clutches warm pillowcases from dryer*
*stuffs them with down, passes them around*
*puff puff pass*
I’ll pass, too. I have a much better pillow than that.
*rests head on Admiral’s shoulder*
Smile!
*click*
That’ll be $40.00, please. Cash.
The answer is:
“Your Mother.”
Third.
Fail
FIRST! To.. my own fail
double fail
Third…
Triple Fail
And this is a fail how? Isn’t that where children belong.
no, they belong with the crazy woman who purposely had eight babies when she already had 6 ranging from 2 to 7yrs old! if she can handle 14, why not let her have ALL of them!
Beats a station wagon for transporting trailer trashlets. Just make sure to lock the gates so they can’t throw each other out, unless you want to do the gene pool a favor.
yum, gene pool flavor
Don’t even get me started on this. Americans suck – and the worst part, she’s going to get her own TV show, and you people are going to watch it. Ugh.
I keep saying we need a channel just for this stuff. They could call it TrainWreck TV. It would do remarkably well in dive bars.
*Motorcycles up to Avis, removes helmet*
*SMOOOCH*
*Dons motorcycle helmet, wheelies off into sunset*
*sigh*
*wistful smile*
*snickers as Chris zooms towards sunset I painted over wall*
Nice realism BFF, he drove right into your painting!
*removes section of wall and mounts mural at Avis’s place*
Now Christopher can magically emerge whenever he’s needed.
Why thank you! This could be quite handy!
I must take exception to that comment. I am an American and I certainly don’t suck. I am also NOT extremely judgemental.
P.S. Eoz? you’re a troll.
And she’s on welfare. woot.
Sorry, i think this is a win.
that just hurts
ada?
He must be the Assistant District Attorney.
I know someone named ada. Well, Nanceys. But her online name is Adareen. So, ada.
or maybe Accidental Detrimental Acne?
As opposed to like.. helpful acne?
No, as opposed to acne on purpose!
yes, like octuplets on purpose!
octopus by accident!
Octopi on porpoise!
Okapi on tortoise!
I rented one of those videos once, and let me tell you, it was NOT worth the money.
What video is good, is hot grille on grille action, but the one on top always gets burned
Better than dental acne.. ON YO GUMS
im mean realy who do you think you are kids need more spare space!!!!!!!!!!!!
You need more brains brains.
until you master the language perhaps you should stick with just sitting there masturbating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you a cunning linguist?
Yes, and a master debater!
I agree you are a master debater. One of the best!
Merci Monsieur, je suis tout ému!
Oh! A bilingual master debater impressive.
A flexible woman could be both! If so, post pix.
SEAN!
You Sexist PIG!
will you come take the pictures?
That depends. Are you over 18? If so, then NO!
“Hi, I’m Chris Hanson, and this is Dateline NBC’s To Catch a Predator.”
until you master the language perhaps you should stick with just sitting there masturbating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</i<
.
So… we have options?
Ugh. Runaway tags Closed
Yes, “sitting” is not the only position for masturbation.
He he.
She she.
pee pee
Wee Wee!
tea tea
see, see?
Ni! Ni!
knee knee
fee fee
Flea! Flee!
ski ski
Three! Tree!
See! Sea!
me me
gri-gri
be free *flies away*
freeby
exchanges y for ee and hopes no one noticed
We see!
*notices*
Gigli
Ugh, I’m so sorry….
giggly squigglies
I have nothing useful to contribute, but GIWU’s comment gave me the giggles. That is all. Move along.
Oh this brings back so many memories, riding in the back of closed in trucks, being chained to basement floors, being allowed our of my chains and cage for good behaviour. I’m getting a little misty eyed.
Sarah?
good one!
Shhhhhh, please don’t tell the hamsters that I was here.
Too late, Rodney Stanger the dangerous hamster/criminal is on the loose and is coming to get you.
I just ran the plates. They are registered to The John Wayne Gacy travelling circus. Fun for kids of all ages!
Chinese Workers Bus.
That’s what this is
chinese school bus
chinese mobile home
big trouble in little china?
Actually, I bet this was taken in Mexico. I see things like this all the time around here.
you are correct my friend.
Some one is stealing the troll cage!
They can have the cage…we’re using the FAIL BOG now.
FAIL BOG? well it sounds less fun than a cage — “ada” needs it
mud bog? better finish that roll cage then
so does Eoz
That reminds me of the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Chinese gang bang?
At least there’s air holes.
… the long form of a-holes
you would not want to have a cage and not have any A-holes in it.
A cage deprived of a-holes is like a hat without buttons
a hat without buttons is like a cat without gravy
a cat without gravy is like a walrus without bukkit
Glory holes!!
It’s obviously the kid from the Grudge and his pal from Dark Water.
Now we’ve seen the picture we’re obviously all going to die horrific and painful deaths.
Could have done without that to be honest.
Nice knowing you all. It’s been emotional.
*ties sock around Mikey’s eyes* You see nothing. You are in a safe place. You see nothing…
You’re a very socksy lady Mookie.
“does this sock smell…”
“…like chloroform”
You’re not stocking me, are you? *secretly hopes so*
No way Hosiery! *secretly is*
I was fish(net)ing for a compliment. *is pleased and scared at the same time*
sounds like you need a body garter
Stalking you is a sheer delight *is new to stalking and realises he probably shouldn’t have said he secretly is*
heaueh wtf men some one stole my truck heauehuea
Is that the sound of a donkey braying? Heauehuea heaueh?
I can’t believe it!
Does that licence plate say “Delaware” on it?
no but the mud flaps say nissan… nissan, we steal your children
Can anyone say Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
Someone did a few comments ago.
No, that would be inconceivable. Such a combination of words would be reduced to incomprehensible gibberish should you try to utter them aloud and doom will rain down upon us all.
They’re printed on the first page of the Necronomicon.
Abdul Al Hazrad has a lot to answer for, he’s such a party pooper.
Chinese Gang Bang? part 2
It all depends on where they’re being taken.
the soilent factory
turn people into food since 1876
Next up for the sex slave block is….
what fail is this? that’s the best way to keep those little brats from disturbing the driver.
Viva México…
SLUMDOGS!!!!!
They’re being sold to be used as animal feed.
They must be on their way to work
What you can’t see just out of frame is Michael Jackson running behind the truck yelling “Stop, Good Humor man, stop!!”
Ha much ya-ont dair fer wunna dem chilt-ren?
bet ‘eeed go goot wit ma hoss-meet jumb-uh-lie-uh..
I somehow feel pedobear has something to do with this.
it’s a cramming-clowns-in-a-car type win
this was my shot! didnt actually think it would make the main page. shot in southern mexico while i was on vacation.. i have another pic of the kid on the left waving with a big smile, but it didnt have the same “fail” effect.
Wow, sadistic and hilarious at the same time.
Damn gypsies…
I’ve ridden in one of these, in Costa Rica. It didn’t have a roof though.
It’s the Child Snatcher truck from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!!
are those the two kids off the grudge?
KIDNAP !
WIN
Are you sure this isn’t linked to human trafficking? This should have been investigated.
Fail? how’s that? Looks like a definite WIN to me…
uh is that legal?