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Last!
Number fail.
Someone was on the clever wagon.
Funny how the clever wagon looks a lot like the short bus.
“Last” isn’t a number.
wow, theres loads of people on it..
Glad you could join us…
I call dibs on front seat I get sea sick in the back… *licks khaaaaaaan*
*scoooooootches*
*pulls alongside bus in race car*
Jump!
*pops a wheelie*
*Flag Girl lands on hood, slides gracefully down, and does somersault into front seat*
*heads for the dangerous curves*
*picks nose*
*inspects recovered material*
*eats*
*calls the FailQuarantine Agency*
*shuts down area around icanhazdoublecheezburger*
*evacuates thread*
fail
did it nest below this level?
this conversation = EPIC WIN.
*randomly materialises in the bus*
*implodes*
beware the FQA.
boogey fail
*Chases car*
*Car brakes*
mmmmmm….. bumper……
gluton fail
idiot
omg. this is really funny cuz im i was with my friend when we wrote this in san francisco on that sign
I call last
*hiss*
lolz
reminds me of Ed.
I can’t tell you how many time I have been kicked off of a pier for my unibrow
Well, who could blame them; you’re also a dog and pee on everything you can see. :O
Because a skwerl who gnaws on everything in sight and frequently jumps down women’s shirts is so much less frustrating ; )…
“…gnaws on everything in sight…”
THAT is a horrible biased, bigoted, misguided, unwarranted characterization of Skwerls; especially when discussing me, the Smartest Skwerl in the Galaxy!
Sure I look down women’s shirts, (and sometimes even jump into them uninvited for warmt and comfort on the recently cold days), but I have NEVER gnawed or nibbled without an explicit invitation!
I do have a good measure of self control, except around cookies and shiny objects.
All righty then. I rescind the excessive gnawing allegation and you will forgive me because I have COOKIES! Big acorn and chocolate chip COOKIES!
Di also has Spam, SB. Single-serve, shiny packs of Spam. They’re down her shirt, keeping warm. (Diana – you can snag him while he’s trying to open the package!)
COOKIES
SPAM 
*calls* “diana?”
*scampers about* “where are you?”
Who let Skwerlly have caffeine?
Evacuate the area! Run for the hills! AHHHHHH!!!
*runs shouting from the room*
*strolls around the corner, wearing a nice low-cut top* Hi Bob! Can I help you with something? Would you like a cookie?
I Heard Food!
way 2 ruin it -.-
NO SB!!
Look away! Tis a trap!!!
*jumps down shirt*
more spam for mehs heh heh :]
*laughs maniacally as Mo_Massacre lands in her steel shirt-trap and becomes hopelessly squashed and ensnared before dropping down a convenient chute into a cage beside her ankle* No spam for you, sucker! *trap reloads*
I want a cookie are they Nestle or Hershey?
What about the Twins?!?
:l How did I end up replying to this comment?!?
The kind of graffiti that’s fun for the whole family.
and for the younger parts of the family there is also a smilie provided:
|:-)
That didn’t work so well, did it?
He won´t like that sign (clicky!)
This is definitely fake! Someone has written that over the sign, it’s just so stupid that people can’t see that. Failblog has failed miserably!
I’m just kidding!
lol’d
photoshopped!
YOU CAN SEE THE PIXELS!!
no, this sign is in san francisco
FIRST!
…human being without any reproductive organs.
but with a picture
Argh. Where’s MY avatar?? HMMM?!?!? Geesh.
Nevertheless, it warms my heart to see that steps are finally being taken to keep the unibrow peeps outta the water supply… you know how THEY are…
I just dislike intensely when I go for a shower in the morning and the drain is just full of ‘em.
You need to date a better class of women, Doc.
Those Wookies have a sensitive side, you know.
But you have to shave them to find it. And maybe roll them in flour.
You have to make ‘em exercise a tad so they’re a bit sweaty. Then the flour sticks.
That’s going to confuse your wet spots.
They don’t mind if you pretty much just have a go with trial and error.
See? That’s what I mean about that class of women. Sloppy firsts.
Whoa…Mookie changes icon. I like it.
Sloppy first? If you don’t clench your first tight you don’t even touch the sides.
Maybe MikeyD can help you bridge the gap.
I like it…and then I can split and take your advice
.
…ponders “unibrow”, “shaving”, and “wet spots”…
OMG
And what does a guy have to do around here to make his avatar work, anyway?!?!?
What are we going to do with you? Go to http://www.avatar.com, upload or link to whatever image you want to use for the email address you use on here. It’ simple really.
I’d start by offering it benefits, like a contribution to its 401K.
Avatars always go for free coffee and massages at work and an assigned parking spot near the blog.
Thanks Ry – silly guy that I am, I figgered that if I created an avatar here on the cheezburger site for my profile it might automagically appear in my comments.
Alas.
I shall venture over to avatar.com…
Please, don’t EVER call Failbog ‘the cheezburger site’. We have been for months defending ourselves from the ongoing stupidity of Icanhascheezburger.
…hangs head in shame…
It’s okay. We all make mistakes.
I have some asterisks for sale…they’re going cheap! Looks like you could use ‘em.
*****************
…but keeps trying…
…to a continuing avalanche of no avail…
Dragon, are the asterisks 0% off?
http://www.avatar.com... snicker…
Thanks dragon – but I’ve always preferred dots. Better for the environment, and much less filling.
Watch it, Nellie. Those aren’t dots, and that is Dragon. Ellipses, dear, ellipses.
Here’s a troll, BFF, where are you & your gigantic tazer?
Troll > Tazer
Me>Troll
Falcon PAWNCH!
*tazes Sam, and lets the FailSecurity force open fire*
*tosses in troll cage*
Job done.
AHHH ask and you shall receive!!!
hey bondfan! guess what someone let me out of the troll cage!!! uh oooh for you!
Oh shut up, you patronising bastard.
now now now… we shant get upset with the trolls now! they are part of the circle of life!
Rather the final result of digestion.
Trolls are the pimples on the ass of life.
Boil, really.
Hm… I was under the impression that they were genital warts on the wrinkled, hairy, sweaty balls of a 45 yr. old sex pervert who drives the Little Angels Van…!
…and you know this how? *worries*
*backs slowly away from Nancy*
The pieces are falling together.
>.> <..> Erm… Um… Look! A distraction! *runs into Little Angels Van and speeds away*
yes indeed, the death part
FALCON PUUUNCH!
You misspelled Pawnch!
you accidenty the accidenty
What can I do?
The whole thing!
That’s what she said?
Not again! *replaces urinal cake*
I left my homework on that urinal cake. Please email it to yesIstoleit@gmail.com.
I wonder if they fed Rasputin a urinal cake?
Actually, we’re using Skwerlly Bob’s FAIL BOG nowadays. It’s more amusing because they struggle fruitlessly to avoid the ooze even as they’re battling gladiator-style.
YES! We are OPEN & eager for business here at FAIL BOG!
NO RESERVATIONS needed! OPEN 24 Hours & 7 Days a Week!
The FAIL BOG is situated on the Multidimensional Fault that was accidenty and has unlimited space.
We now have a wide selection of “Sinking Boulders” to facilitate the inhumane drowning of your Troll. You can be guaranteed they will not enjoy their demise or the long agonizing time it takes to sink.
NEW!!! The BOG Piranhas are now in stock! You may purchase a dozen at a time for 2 Cookies or 1 Shiny Object. BOG Piranhas take minute stinging bites and will not consume any part of your Troll until it is fully out of view.
FAIL BOG is Environmentally Friendly, Carbon Neutral and we Recycle!
All of the Metane Gas created by FAIL BOG is used to power “FAIL Blog” and “Engrish Funny.” All profits are donated to help Skwerls in need.
…In a statement by the US President Barack Obama today, he proclaimed that the FAIL BOG was yet another example of American achievements. Skwerlly Bob will be receiving a Nobel Peace Prize later today.
Golly!
That’ll even stimulate the economy!!
I’ll be able to get more BOG MONSTERS, LASER CANONS and an INVISIBLE FORCE FIELD WALL installed.
OH! and COOKIES! and THIN MINTS! Mmmmmmmm!
*brushes fur, straightens hat, puts away Pr0n*
*nervously awaits Nobel Peace Prize Committee to arrive with their massive check and shiny medal*
pr0n! Did you just say Pr0n?
me? Nooooo!
*whispers*
Look, it’s over there under that log, you can have it all.
Sorry, BFF used an online translator. You’ve been awarded the Nobel Harmonia Prize. No check or medals, but you do get a complete makeover and new wardrobe.
*shakes fist at screen*
DAMN YOU BABELFISH!!!
I don’t think you can. Since they prove God doesn’t exist, I reckon it follows that neither will the Devil. So you can’t really Damn them. You should wish a pox upon them, that always goes down a treat.
Can we darn them?
I mean, they may have holes in them.
.
We could dam them so they have a reservoir to swim in?
*snortgiggle*
Was that a pox?? ^^
I was all ready to write a little anecdote about being sick on buses way up thar ^ and got as far as changing my name before I decided people probably don’t want stories about me being sick on buses. Then I forgot I’d changed my name. Oops.
Oooh.
*LIVE SQUEEZE*
Don’t get to do them often
Woohoo!
*squeeeeeeeezes the moomin*
You’re right! That’s much more fun than the “stealth squeeze”.
**
Actually SB, the Fail Bog would be carbon *Negative*… Sequestering those narsty trolls and all their carbonaceous parts and spewings reduces the amount of free carbon… You, my friend are better for the environment than a whole truckload of politicians of any stripe!
**presses chameleon suit power ON button and fades back into invisibility**
You may want to try again.
very true… where is Bondfan??? I need to pester him ALL day!
you just missed him
look up
I’ve already been here for 2 minutes. Are you blind?
Well, you see, as a young man, he ignored the advice of all the people who told him what would happen if he played with himself too much…
Wha?!?!
*Uses deep menacing voice*
YOUR NEXT!
My next? Whose next? Which next?
Sorry, sorry i have been trying to post a correction but it hasent worked.
And next WHAT, for that matter?
I acccidentaly you’re
Arrrrg, posting grammer correction not working.
no longer concerned gramatical correctness.
arggggggggggggggg. Post the correction already.
Oh I can see how upset I am that you havent offered me one of your AWESOME jazz baby greeting cards yet…
clicky bondfans name for a GREAT surprise!
Sorry?
hahahahhahaha dont be ashamed of your Jazz baby cards!!! put it back!!!
*laughs at bondfans shame*
I’m afraid there cannot be anything more shameful than a pink doilly as an avatar.
there is bondfan, being him.
meh.. im comfortable with it.
Fair enough, everyone has the right to be homosexual.
well im not the one with the picture of a giant phallic symbol…
heyyyyyyyyyy big ben!!!! yooohooooooo its bondfan!!!! over here!!!
By interpreting a great British national monument as a phallic symbol, it just proves you have a sick, sex-obsessed mind.
Why do you humiliate yourself, you sado-masochist troll?
well whatever bro… put the eiffel tower up as your avatar instead… I know you like big tall pointy things no worries!
Why would I put the Eiffel Tower up?
And don’t you DARE call me bro. I refuse to be grouped with you.
Is that what’s called “freudian shit”?
and you should have an avatar of s%@#
because THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE
sorry bro, i wont call you bro anymore bro, hey bro, did you do anything fun this weekend? OHHHH bro, check this out I am totally f~ing with this dude online… i
I was Secretariat Officer at Political Committee B, at the Model United Nations. Why?
and i am the 4 star troll general, who cares bro?
Nobody cares for you, “bro”.
Listen, your title was fictional, while mine isn’t.
I worked for 10 hours STRAIGHT on Saturday and Sunday, passing notes between delegates, handing out amendment papers, and registering late delegates. I had to be alert, attentive and busy. What did you do? Troll on the Internet in your parents’ basement like you usually do?
listen playing world of warcraft where you are some douche-bag secretary is great for you… not my cup of tea.
See? That´s why BondFan is an interesting person and you´re a stupid f*ck.
Douche-bag secretary? I ran between rooms passing notes while you sat there eating Dorittos. At least I’m keeping fit that way.
ummm sure, passing notes to other guys in class sounds like a WONDERFUL way to spend saturday and sunday.
*shakes head in sadness*
c’mon guys you are making this too easy for me!!!
Look, you philistine.
This was official. I was the bearer of great responsibility. I really didn’t want to work so hard.
*Takes Bondfan to the side*
Don’t worry about him, Bond. It’s been taken care of. And no, that smell of brake fluid is your imagination.
If you are so insulated from all intellectual activity that you really don’t know about Model UN, then that’s totally pathetic. Get off the computer and read a book or something.
hmmm ‘Model United Nations’ is official? hmmm whats a synonym for model… MOCK? FAKE?
bearer of great responsibility, well i hope you saved the ring from the evil lord!
Flipping ‘eck.
What part of ‘United Nations’ do you not get? The comittee I was in discused the sovreignity of the Abkazhia and South Ossetia regions in the border conflict between Georgia and Russia.
At least I have the intellect to understand such matters. You probably don’t know where Georgia is.
You make the implication that literacy is a skillset he possesses. I wouldn’t give him the benefit of the doubt. I suspect that his handle was made for him by a “friend”, and much like a person getting a japanese kanji character tattooed onto him that he thinks means warrior but really means tiny penis, well, you get what I’m saying.
duh.. whaz this ltrzcy skillzset you say???
me dumb troll only think Georgia is state in america… whaz this far away land russia?
dont worry cristopher, bondfans trampstamp isnt japanese its just a picture of me because i PWND him!!!
Hey BondFan! Did the Model UN find a solution for Georgia?
The real UN could need some fresh ideas.
Unfortunately, no. We had so many amendments to amendments that the entire thing went haywire.
Sounds like the Model UN works too much like the real one…
awww did you get to amend the fact that your gay? or are you still stuck with that?
This is pathetic. You’ve run out of insults so you call me gay. When have I EVER shown any tendancy of being homosexual?
Do you even know what amend means, you illiterate bastard?
You’re an idiot – does your mom charge you to live in her basement, or is she floating you “til you get back on your feet”?
I don´t know what´s more stupid: Permanent repetition without any creativity, or really believing that calling someone gay is an insult?
Bond, he’s just going to think that you misspelled amen, and will remind you that he isn’t religious. Just leave him alone. He feels that getting a rise out of you is somehow validating his existence. It’s ok, I stole all the butter and WD-40 out of his house. Without any way of greasing himself out of the basement doorway, he’ll starve to death.
Christopher, I hate to break it to you, but that’s not what he uses those for. You might want to wash your hands now.
BFF, don’t even worry about this insignificant piss ass. It’s not even worth it to continue. But let me tell you, he uses ‘gay’ as an insult again, I’ll hunt his ass down and Philly shank this bastard.
I’ll hold him down for you.
He was referring to BFF’s possesion of something Idiot percieved as gay, he didn’t say ‘you’re gay, he said ‘your gay’. It’s posessive without being personal, Like ‘your apple’, or ‘your car’. That’s not saying you’re actually an apple or a car, or, perhaps Idiot really is one, (an idiot) and flunked grammer basics.
mr. cuddles, I cheerfully recommend the femoral arteries – both of them – as prime shanking spots.
I want to help!! What can I do to him? Kick him?
I recommend cooking some of your root vegetables, and putting it just out of arms reach from the troll cage.
BOG Piranhas crammed into his throat and pants would be satisfyingly effective! When you’re tired of watching just toss the remainders into the FAIL BOG.
Fresh BOG Piranhas are now available:
2 Cookies or 1 Thin Mint or 1 Shiny Object per Dozen
What does 5 boxes of Thin Mints get me Skwerlly?
Liked that recipe, did you?
*grins*
I’ll put that and the lavender scented roast chicken inside aroma range, outside arms reach.
*donates a handful of pieces of broken tempered glass from the window some asshole broke on her car Saturday night in order to steal her GPS unit* Are these shiny enough? I’ve got TONS.
Can we make a new rule that we ignore the idiot from now on please? After all it’s not really any fun having a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Well said! Bravo! Bravisse!
and the troll wins again!!!!!!!
yet another blog hijacked just by messing with bondfan!!!
see you tmorrow!
*goes back into troll cage*
Either you are a complete buffoon, or you do not know the meaning of the word win.
Have you not seen the ripostes directed at you?
sorry for the late reply everyone… trolls have to eat lunch too.
Oky bondfan I will let you in on a little Troll secret that I guess you just do not understand yet.
It is my duty to hijack every single blog on this website. I have singled you out because you were the biggest looser to actually respond to my original post some days ago.
Since then I have targeted you because you are the first to ‘taze’ anyone that writes first, f1rst, or even second. You then gave me wonderful opportunity when I found your ‘Jazz cards website that you just changed to the BBC.
Sir you are a Douche and I will never let up no matter how many of your ‘Model UN friends come to your rescue here on Failblog!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!1
you’re an idiot,
I have encountered vicious trolls in my time on failblog, and all have either insulted or have been aggresive towards others. You, however, are an annoying prick and should be put down immediately.
You should really be ashamed of yourself. So you like annoying people? You like making people frustrated and angry? You like using the word ‘gay’ as an insult? Well you can f*ck off.
I don’t even own that website. You even checked the link to find things to insult me about? What the hell is wrong with you? Why do you persist?
Oh, I know. You have nothing better to do in your parents’ basement. Apart from munching on Lays every few seconds or texting to your troll buddies.
meh its a good life…
Sure, consuming vegetable oil loaded foodstuff and gradually losing the ability to spell by texting too much is a good life.
(SARCASM IN CASE YOU REALLY ARE TOO STUPID TO TELL)
quick question bondfan…
why do you think the “trolls” keep on targeting you here?
BFF what did I say! *looks cranky*
They don’t. You’re obviously a very new failblog troll.
Most trolls target people such as Avis or Dragon, the most intelligent ones.
And trolls don’t target us. We target trolls.
McFail, my apologies. I should never had fed the troll.
But he is a persistant one!
Just don’t let me catch you doing it again!
you see bondfan I will never target those two because you are right they are funny.
You are lame and all you ever do is ‘taze’ bloggers and take this WAAAAAY too seriously
so sorry bro, you have been singled out!!!
The worst part of all that I wrote there, is that: This is probably much too long for his puny troll attention span to be able to read…
And I don’t even consider myself that intelligent but it’s probably way above that which he can comprehend… And I was still using my most basic of vocabulary…. *sigh*
thanks for your input princess, unfortunatly when you put a glamour shot of yourself as an avatar you are opening a HUGE invite… do you really want this?
You do realize your favorite target is but 15 right? Unless you are within his age range, you should be ashamed of yourself and hope no one like you stumbles across your extended gene pool. I’m just saying…
*peers out from behind tree*
Is “it” gone yet?
Over one hour passed, no sight of the troll.
Yep, I think the battle is over. You can come out of hiding now, Judy.
Phew! Thanks, BFF. That was frightening. You totally owned him, btw. Good job.
Anything for the safety of Failblog.
He will probably return tomorrow. We must be ready.
What can I do to help?
Perhaps you could interject with witty ripostes while I think of a reply to his tedious ravings.
BFF. Seriously. DO NOT reply to this person. It’s exactly what he wants. It doesn’t matter what you said. The fact that he elicited a response from you is, in his book, a “win”.
DON’T DO IT! Just ignore his very existence and act as if he’s completely invisible.
Honestly, it will be better for everyone, especially you. It’s better to be responsive than reactive, and sometimes the very best response is no response at all.
Snap. Can’t I just dump it into SB’s Bog? It’s really not worth wasting the time to come up with something witty. Oh, well, I’ll give it my best shot.
I thank you, Dragonwriter, for your advice.
I shall ignore him from now on.
Ditto. Who can ignore the great wisdom of The DragonWriter?
Granted, we DO toy with some of the trolls. But not all of them. It’s taking me a while to come to terms with this myself.
Oh, Judy, Judy, Judy.
I’m a university professor. SO MANY PEOPLE ignore my wisdom that I may as well just change my title to “Giant Speedbump on the Road of Life”.
And we’re not even gonna talk about what happens on those day when the well of wisdom runs dry…
Ah, don’t let yourself believe that! We have all been influenced by caring professors. We know you care. It may seem like the students are ignoring you, but some of them are getting it. Your font of wisdom is ever-flowing.
Dang, I have been gone awhile ain’t I?
Last time I really was on here, I got all bull-headed and stubbornly refused to believe that ice took up the same amount of space as water. Now we have a bog for idiots like that? Cool!
Admiral: POUNCE!!
Thanks! I needed that!
oh now bondfan you know you cant resist me!
awesome Steelers avatar judy! big steelers fan since what? yesterday? WONDERFUL!!!!!!!
We do, Mike, we do! We find all sorts of creative ways to incapacitate the trolls before hurling them into the icky, icky deep. ‘Tis great fun.
DW,
*hugs* You’ve taught me a thing or twelve.
The door to my office is open, co-dean.
*draws curtains*
*locks door*
*clears desk in one sweeping movement*
I reiterate, “You guys are so cute!
Not only did Failblog just eat my comment, it also told me that I already said that! Dumb Failblog. I mean, I think you’re great, Ben!
Okay, Ben, now you’re just messin’ with me. Cardinals fan, eh? Okay. Have your fun.
where’s gay pink doilyman?
You’re and Idiot, trolls everywhere are singing your praises.
Of course there can! Stupid comments that expose a dumb and simple mind like “you´re an idiot” has are by far more shameful.
Relax… I’ll get this.
*shoots arrow*
Notice the water below, they obviously don’t want it contaminated with unibrows. Let’s keep it pristine, folks!
For sure. Ever tried getting a heap of unibrows out of your pool filter? It’s a b*tch alright.
We use a small blender-like fan to shred them. Then we burn them so they don’t asexually reproduce in the trash.
Hahahaha
I’ve read it four times and I’m still chuckling!
i’m liking all the wins today…
It’s a nice change of pace from the usual head-bonking, genitalia-crushing, sexual innuendo/phallic-symbol goodness that is FAILblog.
I need innuendo to live.
It do help keeps the wheels spinning on boring day, don’t it?
Okay Bob, I know you’re the Smartest Skwerl in the Universe, but I think even you deserve the Bukkit after that one. *passes Bukkit*
I’ll take that!
Hee! I love signs like this. Graffiti with creativity!
Haha, one person in my class have a perfect uni-brow and he is a real dick =P Can I loan that sign? =)
A dick without a unibrow would look kinda funny… unless you were in pr0n perhaps…
mine has a goatee and dreadlocks
So you’re definitely the secluded beach/jungle pr0n guy.
Can we casterboard?
Again, discrimination for that poor Frida…
And The Twins! D:
You know…I bet Dilly could felt a wicked something out of a heap of unibrows.
Toupees for economically disadvantaged bald guys?
Isn´t it something like “hairly challenged” guys?
I like to think of them as Rogaine-deficient.
Di, now you’re talking…I’m thinking the Hirsute Institute for the Nubile…
Aren’t you always?
No, no…that thread above is about the Nubile Institute for the Hirsute.
Grrr…Fail Blog ate my comment! If this appears twice, I apologize.
Methinks you might want to investigate this:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/asian_teen_has_sweaty_middle_aged
She can help with both harvesting and marketing. : )
WTF!?
Scroll bars?
How?
Now I would never normally click a link with those words in it…but I guess I was just briefly smitten by your growl up there…Oh my god. That is so incredibly wrong – and then I saw the posters on her wall. *shudderlaugh*
Isn’t it spectacular?
I love that you somehow came by that.
No spaces.
I don’t know what to leave as a comment.
Any suggestions?
Something about unibrows maybe?
unicorns?
well I failed
Then just wait for trolls and kick the sh!t outta them.
now THAT’S a good idea
i like waffles
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL
*arrives*
King Leonidas: Waffels, please
Table for 300.
Donner, Party of 50!
Donner, Party of 50!
Donner, Party of 50! Donner, Party of 50!
“Aw, Honey, I TOLD you we should’ve gone to Denny’s.
Look at this horde. We’ll Never get our food now. Waiter! Waiter!”
hilarious !!
this is STUPID
…and there seems to be one! But I think you missed him with your first attempt.
no i did not
Bruce Lee sees a troll
Bruce Lee stares at troll
Troll’s head explodes
Good job! Now it´s time for you to annihilate “you´re an idiot”. That guy is annoying!
A troll is like the hydra. You keep cutting off it’s head, aka giving it attention, it will just grow more heads. Just keep feeding it what it wants, negative attention is better than none for some people.
Sort of. But instead of heads, imagine a hydra with asses for faces.
I just did – and THAT´S funny!
All we need is a “my dad can beat up your dad” and recess is over and back to the books on this whole silly thing. Just keep feeding it, it’s working so well.
Me thinks you just exploded the sarcasm meter!
this sign is rasical.. poor fellow pepole who suffer unibrows..
but this was pretty creatve. took my i while before i understood it
Kind of like your comment…
You kind of like his comment? Now that was unexpected!
No, she’s kind, of like this comment.
No, she’s like this kind of comment. Unexpected, eh?
The twins are displeased.
So call over a friend. Not everyone can handle two at the same time…
LOL, Inorite? They are, indeed, displeased at this discrmination!
happy new year
And a happy new year to you, China.
Did you celebrate?
What year is it?
Dragon, Monkey, Tiger?
I think bull (or cow?).
Ox, I believe.
This is the year of a beast of burden? I suppose that is appropriate given the economy.
Is there where I insert comment re: AlGore and oxen?
We would have been so much better off with Gore than Bush. Or a ferret trained to randomly pick choices than Bush.
Not only you, the whole world would´ve been better off. But now there is hope, methinks.
GLORY!!
Steelers. It’s the year of the Steelers.
i hate it when they use horrible fonts for the FAIL or WIN in these pictures.
I hate it when someone takes a crap in my pants while I am wearing them.
Beetlejuice? I had no idea you could even type.
you surely mean leaves a crap..who wants to take a piece of crap anyway?
Ok, I lol’d at work and my boss looked at me weird.
he must think you’re not doing work…now put down that potato and hang those curtains
…and then take this tool and remove the spine from this fish (not Fish)…
WUNDER-BONERRRRR
It’s unsettling to think there is a correlation between uni-brows and far-set eyes. In addition, there is a correlation between far-set eyes and serial killers. But then again, there is also a correlation between floppy ear syndrome and killers. Where’s my Twinkie?
Much like the correlation between Ryannon and sad, broken men?
Pfft I don’t break men, I just ruin them for other women. There isn’t one man I have dated or married that either left angry or stayed angry for long after it was over. Even my ex-husband would come back in a heartbeat if I invited him.
We are obviously using a different definition of the word broken. Although, “just ruin them for other women. kinda segues into what I meant.
Umm yeah, okay.
In all fairness, though, I suspect what you said above to be true. I was running low on my daily requirement of innuendo, and in a panic went with the first thing to cross my mind.
There are other comments on here to reply to yanno.
*hugs ryannon*
*takes shovel from Christopher*
*reaches down with hand*
*removes Christopher’s foot from his mouth as the Admiral is helping him out of the hole he dug himself into*
Looks like i’ll have to find another watering hole… :’-(
Nah. Uninuts are fine, just fine.
[:-)
aww dammit, i was trying to unibrow my smiley…
[:o)
Dang, I was trying to help but it didn’t work either… I don’t know the smiley codes at all
| : )
bingo
Go back a few fails. There’s a nice copy-and-pastable set somewhere.
http://codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies
There’s your page. ENJOY
Thanks SB
You’re my kinda nut!
*snips extra hairs away*
There you’re fine, here’s a coupon to get that waxed!
Careful there walnutter! I think Bob might have an ulterior motive here!
i enjoyed this one
As the Unibrowians were once again shunned by society, outcasts among outcasts, they lie in wait to plot their revenge. Some day… but not today…
a week tuesday, i got the email. i dont want to give too much away but lets just say pack an extra packet of sunflower seeds and a sheeps liver… cos you’re gonna need it.
People need to see signs like this one everywhere!!
Unibrows have rights too!
Yeah, and they probably have functional avatars too…
Can’t let it go, can you?
It’s ruining what’s left of my so-called life.
Tell me about it.
I see you finally made it!
Love the avatar, it’s a scream.
That painting has always bothered me. I much prefer the Monet exhib. I went to recently! *golf clap for Nel*
Hey Pepper!
Why the Flaming Carrot?
Ut!
*fires baloney gun*
It’s a chili pepper, doh! Not a carrot!
Best win ever.
Beyond win, more like pwned.
Being Bugged by a cutesy avatar I see
nice change.
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Oh and sorry we’re out of boxes and bags!
Just don’t bleed too much it gets them excited. K?
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Oh, Lord! I’m gonna miss that hand. I demand a refund, SB!
I’ll Buy 5O DOZEN BOG Pirahnas!
I hope you accept CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!
I say just wax and not worry. That’s what I do. clean and smooth.
Oh? Really? *Scootches*
I will take one for the bedroom
Happy 12:12 on 2/2!!!! Sorry, that’s all I got for now.
That’s all you have time for?
Thanks, B2th. Happy 2:22 on 2/2!
I guess I too will hop on the 2/2 train.
*raises arms high*
Wheeeeeeeee!
Hey Judy!! Did you have a good Sunday?
I had a SUPER Sunday, thengkewveddymuch! How ’bout you, Di?
T’was AWESOME! Even though I was surrounded by lukewarm Cards fans (except my BF who doesn’t give two shits about sports but roots for the Steelers to support me), it was still totally AWESOME. I thought I was going to have a heart attack during the 4th quarter.
BF & I were partying with friends – 8 Steeler fans, 2 Cards. They were quickly shuffled upstairs to watch the game, so as not to annoy The Faithful. That 4th quarter totally had me in suspense. TG for “Tone”!!!!
I miss my fresh dose of fail! |: (
That’s it, I’m off to Lolcats.
Noooo! Another one has given into the dork side!
Isn’t that the hotdog site?
Way to stick it to the man.
Bah… not that damn funny… but it got a little “ha” out of me. I did not rofl as much as the “Deal Fail” though. Seriously, you’d think someone would notice.
We are supposed to notice that you didn’t laugh? How the hell are we supposed to do that with all that is going on around you?
I uh… didn’t say that ._. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to imply that I was simply stating it wasn’t that funny to me D:
Oh I see what you meant. No I meant, you’d think someone would notice the thing on Deal Fail being all jacked up and fix it. Sorry for the misunderstanding, Ryannon.
Wow, we need to get you into sarcasm classes stat.
… oh shit, I didn’t even notice. Hard to detect sarcasm with raw text… I would have picked it up if I heard ya speaking. Sorry again.
You keep apologising for her unwarranted sarcasm? It isn’t you who should be apologising methinks.
There’s nothing “warranted” or “unwarranted” about sarcasm. It’s not like criticism. It’s a form of humor, like deadpan. Ryannon was making a joke, not attempting to insult Evervescent. Why should she apologize for a misinterpretation of her remark?
Yes Wowzer, I think you should apologise now. We’re all very upset.
Ok, maybe that was a little strong. I just get frustrated by people who are critical of sarcasm for no good reason.
That’s always been one of my favorite mottos.
Ha, this made me lol. Excellent win.
I:(
Why so sad, hackingideas?
Oh, I see. You’re from Arizona. No need to say more. I feel for you, pal. I feel your pain.
*does Super Bowl victory dance when hacking is not looking*
I: (
i was trying to make something like this:
I:< but the smiley just appeared
Thats not a win…thats an
EPIC WIN
:[
*poke*
Pay up!
*prod*
*prodigious*
*pinch*
poor Frida!
Good One!!
=)
oh, I can’t go there
damn….i finally get my revenge…hahaha!!!
uhuuuuuuuu
LOL!! Love it!
Suck my balls unibrows
ed from ed, edd and eddy is not happy about this one. or he probibly mistaked it for a mirror and thought he was zombie because his face was white.
haha yes, i saw this in san francisco and took a picture of it as well
hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nazi zombies
LAST!!! (for now then)
I am last now
Scanning for Unibrows…10%….15%….20%…50%…
65%……..
76%…..
84%….
96%…
98%…
100% Scan Completed.
DUDE! HILARIOUS!
photoshopped or not, this pic is an epic win.
Skating isnt a crime, uni-brows are.
Isn’t it monobrow?
Skaters Win!!
I’m in my happy place, Double-D!!!
LOL my fav photo
hahahahaha
FAIL!
i saw that in sanfransisco!
LOL I need to see that sign. XD
dick!!